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Yor: The Hunter From the Future

Synopsis: It's one of those films that either enchanted you as a child or really creeped you out. Just as some people have an irrational fear of clowns, I always found Jim Henson's Muppet designs-- aside from Kermit and the Sesame Street gang-- to be ugly and more than a little disturbing. It may seem like a silly complaint; most of the muppets in Labyrinth are goblins and are supposed to be ugly, but in my opinion it made the movie too weird and scary for kids and too annoying for adults. Like Dane Cook.

Labyrinth

Synopsis: Southland Tales is not only as the worst movie of 2007, but one of the worst of all-time. It probably won't take any Razzies or become an Internet meme, but will quietly take its place alongside other Cannes disasters like The Brown Bunny and Heaven's Gate as one of the most punishing, painful, and disappointing examples of artistic excess and self-indulgence to ever blight the silver screen. People will watch Donnie Darko years from now and ask “Whatever happened to Richard Kelly?” Southland Tales happened.

Southland Tales

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