supreme beings of leisure, you hear em when the credits roll by, have a look at em at youtube. great video spoony, cant believe you did it under sedation and horrible pain.

supreme beings of leisure, you hear em when the credits roll by, have a look at em at youtube. great video spoony, cant believe you did it under sedation and horrible pain.

Nice undies

THAT is sacrifice for the fans. Thanks for what you do for us.

You poor, poor man… for all the reasons shown in this film. I’d say “thank you” but it really doesn’t seem like enough. You are a true martyr… and still alive as a bonus!

You poor, poor man… for all the reasons shown in this film. I’d say “thank you” but it really doesn’t seem like enough. You are a true martyr… and still alive as a bonus!

Hah, I didn’t like the movie either.

Hah, I didn’t like the movie either.

Under sedation? Wow, man. That’s a little something I call dedication. And to review what called the worst video game ever is a bonus.

Under sedation? Wow, man. That’s a little something I call dedication. And to review what called the worst video game ever is a bonus.

ET was a huge financial and sales failure for Atari, but it really wasn’t that bad of a game, at least in the context of other 2600 fare. I played it quite a bit as a kid. Better than the abysmal 2600 ports of Pacman and Donkey Kong.

ET was a huge financial and sales failure for Atari, but it really wasn’t that bad of a game, at least in the context of other 2600 fare. I played it quite a bit as a kid. Better than the abysmal 2600 ports of Pacman and Donkey Kong.

you guys suck (= this vidio was fcking awsome and yeah the game was pretty good………….it was hard though )=.

you guys suck (= this vidio was fcking awsome and yeah the game was pretty good………….it was hard though )=.

End was the best part :D So sexy :D Horay for speedo and bloos spiting :D

And more seriously… I really appreciate your sacrifice :)
And still… HOT :D

End was the best part :D So sexy :D Horay for speedo and bloos spiting :D

And more seriously… I really appreciate your sacrifice :)
And still… HOT :D

holy shit I saw KotoR 2

holy shit I saw KotoR 2

Wow, that was great, and the fact you were under sadation! *claps*

Wow, that was great, and the fact you were under sadation! *claps*

Actually the developers put work on it… The problem is that the idea for the game started a few weeks before Christmas. And they wanted to make until then, but they didn’t had the time so that’s why this happened. Anyway, all your videos rock! And I hope that the movie review links will be fixed!

Actually the developers put work on it… The problem is that the idea for the game started a few weeks before Christmas. And they wanted to make until then, but they didn’t had the time so that’s why this happened. Anyway, all your videos rock! And I hope that the movie review links will be fixed!

After watching this for…well alot. being entertained by all these reviews. I went onine, order’d and got this game. anything so bad is worth playing once…and i played it…once.

After watching this for…well alot. being entertained by all these reviews. I went onine, order’d and got this game. anything so bad is worth playing once…and i played it…once.

dude ure really sick playing this game should have let AVGN take care of this one and do another one cause its just making u less healthy

dude ure really sick playing this game should have let AVGN take care of this one and do another one cause its just making u less healthy

This is one of the finest video reviews i have ever seen.

dude u r brilliant i mean painfull isnt the words you would use to describe your pain holy crap ur a great game reveiwer and keep it up thx for everything!

dude u r brilliant i mean painfull isnt the words you would use to describe your pain holy crap ur a great game reveiwer and keep it up thx for everything!

…aw you sound like you’re in so much pain :(

can i have your babies, per chance?

…aw you sound like you’re in so much pain :(

can i have your babies, per chance?

Here’s how you beat the game. First you set the game select to option 3 – THIS GETS RID OF THE AGENT AND THE SCIENTIST and makes life infinitely easier.

2. collect all the pieces of the radio using the question marks.
3. Find the crosshair glyph in the forest and remember where it is.
4. Find the weird mask glyph and raise your neck.
5. Get back to the crosshairs and then sit there and wait.

You’re done.

Here’s how you beat the game. First you set the game select to option 3 – THIS GETS RID OF THE AGENT AND THE SCIENTIST and makes life infinitely easier.

2. collect all the pieces of the radio using the question marks.
3. Find the crosshair glyph in the forest and remember where it is.
4. Find the weird mask glyph and raise your neck.
5. Get back to the crosshairs and then sit there and wait.

You’re done.

Damn Noah is sexy with no shirt on!
I would sex him up!

Damn Noah is sexy with no shirt on!
I would sex him up!

I thought sissyphus was the guy who could not drink water but had a great thirst.

Do get out of the holes you hold down the float button, wait until you clear the hole, and then drop down.

This is basic.

You have no excuse for not being able to figure it out.

You either suck at games or were just jumping on the bandwagon for the sake of being edgy. E.T. is actually a very good game for the atari 2600.

Do get out of the holes you hold down the float button, wait until you clear the hole, and then drop down.

This is basic.

You have no excuse for not being able to figure it out.

You either suck at games or were just jumping on the bandwagon for the sake of being edgy. E.T. is actually a very good game for the atari 2600.

Baane are you F*ING mad???
E.T. a good game? that game caused the video game crash of 83. If it weren’t for nintendo and sega the gaming industry would have been destroyed, and therefor we couldn’t play games cus no one makes them anymore, gaming would have been a forgotten thing.

It didn’t cause the crash. People didn’t see this game, proclaim it was awful and give up games entirely. Its overproduction was one of several things that lead to it, but that’s about it.

That said, the game is pretty awful.

Considering the restrictive contract with the game, which only gave the developers six weeks to finish the game (when Atari games usually needed three to four months), it isn’t that bad. Even the game’s developer, Howard Scott Warshaw, believed he made a good game for the time he was allotted.
So if we’re going to blame something for the video game crash, let’s blame Spielberg, for being a greedy bastard. He only gave them six weeks because he wanted it out by Christmas, and he had them produce six million copies, when they usually only produced around 400,000.

Considering the restrictive contract with the game, which only gave the developers six weeks to finish the game (when Atari games usually needed three to four months), it isn’t that bad. Even the game’s developer, Howard Scott Warshaw, believed he made a good game for the time he was allotted.
So if we’re going to blame something for the video game crash, let’s blame Spielberg, for being a greedy bastard. He only gave them six weeks because he wanted it out by Christmas, and he had them produce six million copies, when they usually only produced around 400,000.

Yo bane you have no excuse for not being able to write, “do get out of holes”, oh snap!

Yo bane you have no excuse for not being able to write, “do get out of holes”, oh snap!

its ofc fine to have your own opinion about everything, but if you cant see that this game is fucking hilariously bad, and a pain in the ass u have a serious problem. Its prolly THE game that could make yourself blow your head off.. or claw your own eyes out becouse its so bad.

as for Noah – Spoony. I can only salute him. Under the pain he’s in, he chooses to make a review about the worst game ever made. U R ZHE BEST SPOONY

its ofc fine to have your own opinion about everything, but if you cant see that this game is fucking hilariously bad, and a pain in the ass u have a serious problem. Its prolly THE game that could make yourself blow your head off.. or claw your own eyes out becouse its so bad.

as for Noah – Spoony. I can only salute him. Under the pain he’s in, he chooses to make a review about the worst game ever made. U R ZHE BEST SPOONY

Why does someone always say this game was great?
Why would you want to spend time with a shit game just to say your good at it?
As usual Spoony you are the Bees Knees.Great Review. Shit Game.

Why does someone always say this game was great?
Why would you want to spend time with a shit game just to say your good at it?
As usual Spoony you are the Bees Knees.Great Review. Shit Game.

This game was so bad i couldnt even finish the review!

This game was so bad i couldnt even finish the review!

I see a lot of replies to my comment and a lot of borderline insults, but no real arguments.

If you can’t grasp the concept that you’re supposed to remain floating until you clear the hole before you drop down, you suck at video games. That’s the end. I am sorry.

This game also had an ending, and was in fact one of the first games to even have that! It also had an alternate ending, which is what the flower is for.

For people complaining about bad graphics: It’s the atari 2600, dudes.

One bad game cannot cause an entire industry to crash. But let’s just say it caused Atari to fail – what about the other companies it was competing with? They would stand to gain, not fail, at the elimination of a competator.

The first people I’ve seen bitchin’ about this game were idiot 12-year olds, and that should tell you all you need to know.

Spoony even underlined that during this review he

1) Wasn’t using even half of the game’s functions. For example, you can eat the candy for health. You can also dash.

2) Was in severe pain and didn’t care enough to give the game a serious review.

I see a lot of replies to my comment and a lot of borderline insults, but no real arguments.

If you can’t grasp the concept that you’re supposed to remain floating until you clear the hole before you drop down, you suck at video games. That’s the end. I am sorry.

This game also had an ending, and was in fact one of the first games to even have that! It also had an alternate ending, which is what the flower is for.

For people complaining about bad graphics: It’s the atari 2600, dudes.

One bad game cannot cause an entire industry to crash. But let’s just say it caused Atari to fail – what about the other companies it was competing with? They would stand to gain, not fail, at the elimination of a competator.

The first people I’ve seen bitchin’ about this game were idiot 12-year olds, and that should tell you all you need to know.

Spoony even underlined that during this review he

1) Wasn’t using even half of the game’s functions. For example, you can eat the candy for health. You can also dash.

2) Was in severe pain and didn’t care enough to give the game a serious review.

Love the Apocalypse Now opening. The best friggen part. My number one favorite war film.

Love the Apocalypse Now opening. The best friggen part. My number one favorite war film.

Best Opening….EVER!!

Best Opening….EVER!!

I just had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. My face looks like marlon brandos

I just had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. My face looks like marlon brandos

the sound is not in synch with the video

the sound is not in synch with the video

son releave yourself by destroying the game

son releave yourself by destroying the game

to be fair, there IS some games out there that is worst than this…

Sure, E.T was bad, but it was made by one guy, had lot of restriction due to the ATARI thingy that was pretty weak back then, and it CAN be finished, if done correctly (a guy on youtube did it)
It seems to me that Spoony felt into the E.T bashing hype with this one^^.
As for its oponent, well, dirty dancing is one of them of course (released in 2007 guys…) or the not so well known but terribly awful Big Rigs…

But IMO, the worst game ever is, by far, action 52 on the SNES (or its pathetic sequel, cheetahmen 2).Check out the wikipedia pages, some facts are hilarious! (like, a promotion of a 104000$ prize if someone beat the level 5 of one game, yet such game appeared to always crash at level 3…) I would really love to see spoony reviews this one (even with emulation, he used it here!^^) but eh :P.

to be fair, there IS some games out there that is worst than this…

Sure, E.T was bad, but it was made by one guy, had lot of restriction due to the ATARI thingy that was pretty weak back then, and it CAN be finished, if done correctly (a guy on youtube did it)
It seems to me that Spoony felt into the E.T bashing hype with this one^^.
As for its oponent, well, dirty dancing is one of them of course (released in 2007 guys…) or the not so well known but terribly awful Big Rigs…

But IMO, the worst game ever is, by far, action 52 on the SNES (or its pathetic sequel, cheetahmen 2).Check out the wikipedia pages, some facts are hilarious! (like, a promotion of a 104000$ prize if someone beat the level 5 of one game, yet such game appeared to always crash at level 3…) I would really love to see spoony reviews this one (even with emulation, he used it here!^^) but eh :P.

Dude… just watching the intro I was in shock. I had all of my wisdom teeth extracted at once this summer and for the next few days, you could not have gotten me out of bed for ANYTHING. Even after watching the review and being fully entertained, I just can’t get over it. Kudos to you, that is some serious dedication.

Dude… just watching the intro I was in shock. I had all of my wisdom teeth extracted at once this summer and for the next few days, you could not have gotten me out of bed for ANYTHING. Even after watching the review and being fully entertained, I just can’t get over it. Kudos to you, that is some serious dedication.

Guys are pussy. Girls get their wisdom teeth out and they sleep it off and go back to life. God my boyfriend was out of composition for a damn week, what is wrong with you guys! You should have played a more trippy game, it might have been more fun, but then again, if you couldn’t finish E.T. I don’t really know what game you could.

Guys are pussy. Girls get their wisdom teeth out and they sleep it off and go back to life. God my boyfriend was out of composition for a damn week, what is wrong with you guys! You should have played a more trippy game, it might have been more fun, but then again, if you couldn’t finish E.T. I don’t really know what game you could.

Argh! You’re right, I can’t stop thinking about your sexy body in those blue briefs! Unless you can come to the East Coast, I’ll have to settle for less.
What can I say? I think nerdy guys are cute.

Argh! You’re right, I can’t stop thinking about your sexy body in those blue briefs! Unless you can come to the East Coast, I’ll have to settle for less.
What can I say? I think nerdy guys are cute.

first time watching the stuff on your site, seriously…

best opening ever.

“every minute ET squats in the bush he gets stronger.” , i can’t stop laughing at that

first time watching the stuff on your site, seriously…

best opening ever.

“every minute ET squats in the bush he gets stronger.” , i can’t stop laughing at that

http://www.randomterrain.com/atari-2600-memories-et-tips.html

http://www.randomterrain.com/atari-2600-memories-et-tips.html

Don’t worry Julia, you are not alone.

The thought of playing this game causes me pain, I can’t even imagine having to play it in the state you were in. You’re too good to us fans, thank you.

Don’t worry Julia, you are not alone.

The thought of playing this game causes me pain, I can’t even imagine having to play it in the state you were in. You’re too good to us fans, thank you.

i feel so bad for you,just playing that…thing is bad enough.

Baane, the floating mechanic is so broken that you’ll randomly drop to the bottom of the pit anyway regardless of whether you hold the float button or not. And if you DO clear the hole you’ll sometimes drop down anyway because the collision detection is so badly conceived. So holding the float button matters little in this case, does it? And even if the floating wasn’t so broken, the number of pits you have to fall into with the small chance that it’ll contain a phone piece, then sloooooooowly climbing back up repeatedly, having scientists that take you away several screens below that do nothing besides annoy and inconvenience, and FBI agents who randomly pop up on the screen to take your things away only to repeat the slogging process all over again are hardly the marks of a “very good” game. So, judging by your lack of standards when it comes to anything, do you think that Superman 64 and AD&D: Heroes of the Lance are “solid” games, that Uwe Boll is an “above par” director, and that a pile of dog shit served on a platter made of dried cow pie and roadkill is “delectable cuisine”? Or is it that you have to pretend to enjoy widely, and deservedly, derided crap and then belittle other people who have something resembling common sense to feel as though you are “above” the hoi polloi who just don’t “get it” like you do? Take your mindless bitch-fits to a site that deserves it, like 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica, not a hard-working ‘Net-ertainer like Spoony. Or just swallow the stuff under the sink. Either way works!

Baane, the floating mechanic is so broken that you’ll randomly drop to the bottom of the pit anyway regardless of whether you hold the float button or not. And if you DO clear the hole you’ll sometimes drop down anyway because the collision detection is so badly conceived. So holding the float button matters little in this case, does it? And even if the floating wasn’t so broken, the number of pits you have to fall into with the small chance that it’ll contain a phone piece, then sloooooooowly climbing back up repeatedly, having scientists that take you away several screens below that do nothing besides annoy and inconvenience, and FBI agents who randomly pop up on the screen to take your things away only to repeat the slogging process all over again are hardly the marks of a “very good” game. So, judging by your lack of standards when it comes to anything, do you think that Superman 64 and AD&D: Heroes of the Lance are “solid” games, that Uwe Boll is an “above par” director, and that a pile of dog shit served on a platter made of dried cow pie and roadkill is “delectable cuisine”? Or is it that you have to pretend to enjoy widely, and deservedly, derided crap and then belittle other people who have something resembling common sense to feel as though you are “above” the hoi polloi who just don’t “get it” like you do? Take your mindless bitch-fits to a site that deserves it, like 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica, not a hard-working ‘Net-ertainer like Spoony. Or just swallow the stuff under the sink. Either way works!

The pillars icon makes the humans go away. If you call elliot and he shows up he is suppose to stay on the screen and keep the bad humans away. the game only allows one human on the screen. The game was frustrating, terrible and impossible with agent pedophile constantly stealing your parts. I had this game and eventually managed to finish it on ‘hard’ but it wasn’t any fun to play.

The pillars icon makes the humans go away. If you call elliot and he shows up he is suppose to stay on the screen and keep the bad humans away. the game only allows one human on the screen. The game was frustrating, terrible and impossible with agent pedophile constantly stealing your parts. I had this game and eventually managed to finish it on ‘hard’ but it wasn’t any fun to play.

Wow. This was not worth it on you’re part. We’re not worth it. But what kind of jackass am i for complaining. Thanks for helping me NOT even consider picking this game up IF SOME1 PAYS ME. lol i could make this game in paint.

Wow. This was not worth it on you’re part. We’re not worth it. But what kind of jackass am i for complaining. Thanks for helping me NOT even consider picking this game up IF SOME1 PAYS ME. lol i could make this game in paint.

Good opening (reference to Apocalypse Now). But yea- had my wisdom teeth pulled out at once- that goodness it was springbreak- I just stayed at home and waited it out, through all the bleeding, pain…and stuff. But no E.T. Had I been forced to play the game until I won, only to replay it until my full recovery, i would have gouged my eyes out….or something.
As for Noah w/out his shirt…(or pants)……

This whole video was a little something about fan-service, wasn’t it? =D

Good opening (reference to Apocalypse Now). But yea- had my wisdom teeth pulled out at once- that goodness it was springbreak- I just stayed at home and waited it out, through all the bleeding, pain…and stuff. But no E.T. Had I been forced to play the game until I won, only to replay it until my full recovery, i would have gouged my eyes out….or something.
As for Noah w/out his shirt…(or pants)……

This whole video was a little something about fan-service, wasn’t it? =D

Didn’t you know ? The FBI agent is a special agent of the Circuit City Division!

To say “I feel your pain” would detract from the obvious Hell you put yourself through to review this game for your adoring public. I can only salute your sacrifice. And applaud the Apocalypse Now reference, of course.

Awesome Apocalypse Now homage :)

That said, I found this for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-pzdPLfy9Y

Awesome Apocalypse Now homage :)

That said, I found this for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-pzdPLfy9Y

“Oh, you’re having one of THOSE days!”

“Oh, you’re having one of THOSE days!”

Nice Ap. Now reference

spoony goes crazy…with fanservice

Nice Ap. Now reference

spoony goes crazy…with fanservice

first off, OUCH about the wisdom teeth. I recently had my wisdom teeth surgery 2 weeks ago, so I know how it feels… but you made a good use of the Apocalypse Now reference XD

man the stuff you do for your fans o___o that’s dedication right there. you actually sound pretty good to be in so much pain. ..and wtf was up with that game…..

thank you for this review because I’ve always wondered what was up with the game that was so bad that they buried it in New Mexico. Now I know…..the horror….the HORROR!!

first off, OUCH about the wisdom teeth. I recently had my wisdom teeth surgery 2 weeks ago, so I know how it feels… but you made a good use of the Apocalypse Now reference XD

man the stuff you do for your fans o___o that’s dedication right there. you actually sound pretty good to be in so much pain. ..and wtf was up with that game…..

thank you for this review because I’ve always wondered what was up with the game that was so bad that they buried it in New Mexico. Now I know…..the horror….the HORROR!!

Kurtz! My Ivory, my River!

Kurtz! My Ivory, my River!

Spoony, you should go on pain meds more often because that opening was pure unmitigated fucking genius. Shot for shot that was perfect and the voice over hit it right on the head. It was nice seeing a more understated side of you too

did not notice the intro was the doors tell now i love the stoner era of music i just bought a doors ablume i do not download music lol

did not notice the intro was the doors tell now i love the stoner era of music i just bought a doors ablume i do not download music lol

cocaine’s a hella of drug

cocaine’s a hella of drug

Heh…I always liked this review.

Heh…I always liked this review.

Dammit, Spoony, that little intro almost made me cry. You looked so stoned! It triggered this weird-o instinct in me to go make you feel better until you stopped playing that depressing music and stopped staring into space. Bwah.

And your voice during the review, it’s so… meh. Don’t feel bad, Spoony! Don’t be stoned! It depresses me out. :(

All the same, I’m so glad you reviewed this thing. Piece of crap, indeed. Thank you for playing it so I’ll never have to.

Dammit, Spoony, that little intro almost made me cry. You looked so stoned! It triggered this weird-o instinct in me to go make you feel better until you stopped playing that depressing music and stopped staring into space. Bwah.

And your voice during the review, it’s so… meh. Don’t feel bad, Spoony! Don’t be stoned! It depresses me out. :(

All the same, I’m so glad you reviewed this thing. Piece of crap, indeed. Thank you for playing it so I’ll never have to.

Oh god, PLEASE get those clothes back on! You’re hot enough when you’re dressed! *utters female klingon mating sound*

Oh god, PLEASE get those clothes back on! You’re hot enough when you’re dressed! *utters female klingon mating sound*

Is this what happens if you stay in bat country?

Is this what happens if you stay in bat country?

10:10
Did you say “I cant remember, I’m just so stoned”?

10:10
Did you say “I cant remember, I’m just so stoned”?

Why are you drinking Mountain Dew when you are recovering from tooth surgery? Why would you let Mountain Dew get into the wounds in your mouth?

Why are you drinking Mountain Dew when you are recovering from tooth surgery? Why would you let Mountain Dew get into the wounds in your mouth?

Something tells me it has to do with being stoned out of his gourd, as does dancing with a Wiimote and Nunchuck in one’s underwear with bloodstains on one’s chest.

Something tells me it has to do with being stoned out of his gourd, as does dancing with a Wiimote and Nunchuck in one’s underwear with bloodstains on one’s chest.

Wow…it must’ve sucked making this video. I’ve had teeth out before, so I kinda know a tiny bit how you must’ve felt. Poor you, especially with such a shitty game to review at the time.

Though it was quite nice seeing you in just underwear. :3

Wow…it must’ve sucked making this video. I’ve had teeth out before, so I kinda know a tiny bit how you must’ve felt. Poor you, especially with such a shitty game to review at the time.

Though it was quite nice seeing you in just underwear. :3

You should just look for the question mark, not just go pit to pit. The candy gives you extra points when you win. This is a good game if you learn to play very well. Watch this video of this guy who actually knows how to play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxmgr2fFAuI&feature=related. There is not an ending to this game when you nwin you start again to get the highest amount of points possible. The flower just gives you extra points. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES AND I AM 13 WHICH MAKES IT HARD TO APPRECIATE ATARI!!!

You should just look for the question mark, not just go pit to pit. The candy gives you extra points when you win. This is a good game if you learn to play very well. Watch this video of this guy who actually knows how to play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxmgr2fFAuI&feature=related. There is not an ending to this game when you nwin you start again to get the highest amount of points possible. The flower just gives you extra points. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES AND I AM 13 WHICH MAKES IT HARD TO APPRECIATE ATARI!!!

I actually kind of like this game, too. There are worse games than this on the 2600, for example the Pac-Man port. But then again I’ve never played it in massive amounts of mouth pain.

This video makes me sad, you sound so exhausted >:

This video makes me sad, you sound so exhausted >:

This is far from the worst game ever. Ever played Action 52?

This is far from the worst game ever. Ever played Action 52?

you should do more reviews in your underwear

you should do more reviews in your underwear

Ok, Apocalypse Now reference WIN, HOLY SHIT. And… uhhh… you in your underwear win ;)

Blood and epic pain are the only things not win =( But obviously you’ve long since recovered =P

Apocalypse opening was cool but a lil long. and this has to be your most miserable review evar. please don’t torture yourself ever again. this was painful, lol.

The guy that looks like your grandma doesn’t take away your stuff does he? Well if you are getting chased by the FBI Agent then the best way to elude him might be to try and find the orderly guy and have him take you away. But then again I don’t know if the FBI guy can still take your shit when you’ve captured by the orderly.

The guy that looks like your grandma doesn’t take away your stuff does he? Well if you are getting chased by the FBI Agent then the best way to elude him might be to try and find the orderly guy and have him take you away. But then again I don’t know if the FBI guy can still take your shit when you’ve captured by the orderly.

Actually ET looks pretty grand and complex compared the Atari games I had. Ever play Ocean City Defender? You just shoot stuff. That’s it. In ET you can run? You can teleport? Collect items? Get resurected? THERE IS AN ENDING YOU CAN WATCH??? Wow. All the Atari games I remember had none of those options. Hmm…I think people are very wrong about this being the worst game

(You could have tried the teleport thing both to escape AND to save steps. More importantly, if you are down to less than 2k life, why not just reset since you won’t win this time anyway? I wonder: instead of falling into the pit 5 times in a row, could you just wait there and telepot to the next screen when an arrow pops up?)

Actually ET looks pretty grand and complex compared the Atari games I had. Ever play Ocean City Defender? You just shoot stuff. That’s it. In ET you can run? You can teleport? Collect items? Get resurected? THERE IS AN ENDING YOU CAN WATCH??? Wow. All the Atari games I remember had none of those options. Hmm…I think people are very wrong about this being the worst game

(You could have tried the teleport thing both to escape AND to save steps. More importantly, if you are down to less than 2k life, why not just reset since you won’t win this time anyway? I wonder: instead of falling into the pit 5 times in a row, could you just wait there and telepot to the next screen when an arrow pops up?)

God man… I’m surprised you didn’t regress into the mental state of a Rock… That game nearly broke my sanity in the first two minutes of playtime… Hardcore man… That’s all I can say…

I also Own this game, And Superman 64… Yeah, But I have Games Like Zelda OoT and The Original final fantasy to keep them at bay…

Oh I have a one word review of ET: DEMON!!!!!!

God man… I’m surprised you didn’t regress into the mental state of a Rock… That game nearly broke my sanity in the first two minutes of playtime… Hardcore man… That’s all I can say…

I also Own this game, And Superman 64… Yeah, But I have Games Like Zelda OoT and The Original final fantasy to keep them at bay…

Oh I have a one word review of ET: DEMON!!!!!!

Bah! I want more underwear reviews :3

Bah! I want more underwear reviews :3

Yeah… there needs to be underwear reviews NOT completely associated with painful experiences.
(Like Benzaie’s strip in the Phantasmagoria review.)

“Girl Gamers” may be rare- but obviously game reviewer fangirls are not.

Yeah… there needs to be underwear reviews NOT completely associated with painful experiences.
(Like Benzaie’s strip in the Phantasmagoria review.)

“Girl Gamers” may be rare- but obviously game reviewer fangirls are not.

Greetings. Congrats on getting through the wisdom teeth surgury. I feel your pain and discomfort, mate.

And now for why I’m here. I’m posting this because I didn’t see anyone who posted something along these lines. (No, I didn’t go through all of the Comments. I don’t have THAT much time on hand.)

From my understanding, an Atari game took about six months to complete in it’s entirety. And it’s been claimed that the team that made this game was only given about 3-4 months to design, program, and create, just so it could coincide more with the movie release. Perhaps more people should consider this fact before ultimately declaring this the worst game of all time. These people honestly tried to make something from this.

Now then, fans, go back to picking on LJN, damnit! THAT’S the company who has caused many of us so much grief and pain! Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, two x-Men games, and god knows how many other liscenced titles.

That’s all from me. If you want to argue with me over this, go ahead and send me an e-mail, or a comment on my site. I’ll probably appear again some day, so keep an eye out.

Kahrne Annabelle Lee

AKA “That Guy Who Needs A Better Name”.

Greetings. Congrats on getting through the wisdom teeth surgury. I feel your pain and discomfort, mate.

And now for why I’m here. I’m posting this because I didn’t see anyone who posted something along these lines. (No, I didn’t go through all of the Comments. I don’t have THAT much time on hand.)

From my understanding, an Atari game took about six months to complete in it’s entirety. And it’s been claimed that the team that made this game was only given about 3-4 months to design, program, and create, just so it could coincide more with the movie release. Perhaps more people should consider this fact before ultimately declaring this the worst game of all time. These people honestly tried to make something from this.

Now then, fans, go back to picking on LJN, damnit! THAT’S the company who has caused many of us so much grief and pain! Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, two x-Men games, and god knows how many other liscenced titles.

That’s all from me. If you want to argue with me over this, go ahead and send me an e-mail, or a comment on my site. I’ll probably appear again some day, so keep an eye out.

Kahrne Annabelle Lee

AKA “That Guy Who Needs A Better Name”.

Lee: The circumstance of the developers doesn’t make the game better or worse. We judge it on its own merits, of which it has fairly few. If a mentally deranged programmer hacks out a game that is so bad, people generally commit suicide five minutes after playing, i won’t excuse the game because i feel sorry for the developer–he can’t help he’s deranged and makes psychotic pieces of art.

Sure, there are worse games, but i think because of the licensing and mass production issues, this game is given special attention.

To get out of the holes you hold the fly button until you clear the gap, then drop down.

It’s not that hard.

Seriously.

This is just another game that gets a bad rap because some 16 year old on youtube started a bandwagon of ignorance.

The Apocalypse Now scenes and quotes – awesome!!!

Okay, I literally have no idea what was up with the ending. xD Vicodin must REALLY mess you up. (I know the feeling, though, I had five teeth pulled and the painkillers knocked me out like a tranq gun. Thank God I wasn’t on them for long…)

Also (even though it’s three years later) NEVER DO THIS AGAIN. If (God forbid) you find yourself stoned on pain meds after something, for the love of all that is holy, don’t put yourself through worse pain! D: (Great review, though. You are a trooper.)

hilarious

Fuckin insane man,fuckin insane…That musta really sucked ass

When I got my wisdom teeth removed I never had the need for the heavy painkillers. Just ibuprofen! I even ate chips and salsa, plus pizza just hours afterwards! I never felt any twinge of pain at ALL.

The horror… the horror… (indeed)…

Dude, talk about suffering for your art!

You sad, sad man. Why would you do that to yourself? Watching it was painful. I mean, really, I thought it was bad when my mum left me in the grocery store parking lot for a half hour after I got my wisdom teeth removed bleeding all down my face. But fuck man, you just tortured yourself for your fans who sound sort of mean. I want to call you an idiot, but I just wanna give you a hug.

And is it creepy to think your hot, mostly naked, even if your out of it and smeared with blood?

I’ve been there with the wisdom teeth, man. Not fun.

And I’ve also played E.T. Even less fun.

Put them together? Well, I’m kinda surprised you didn’t commit hara kiri for realz.

Your health should have been number one. But I guess in showbiz the show must go on.

My boyfriend played the game and he never finished it either. He threw it out I guess after a short time playing it.

hope you got some sleep after that bro.

I’d hit that.

Your cheeks didn’t look puffy. When I had my three wisdom teeth removed, a day later my cheeks were puffy like hampsters for over a week. but I know how those painkillers work and I know how buzzed off your fuckin’ ass you are while you’re coping with the pain.

hi

omg you look so young spoony in this :D

Rofl, Fanwankery.

i never really played this game why is it so bad

I hated E.T. too. I don’t understand why a kid and an alien riding a bike is so enthralling.

I love the smell of torture in the morning. It smells like…victory.

I have always heard how horrible this game really is. Wow is all I have to say. I think that game would frustrate the hell out of me.

This is a masterpiece

Why people claim this is the worst game ever I have no idea.
There have been FAR worse games made before and since E.T. Didn’t anyone else play Heavy Rain?

It was also not the game that brought about the gaming crash of the 80′s either. You can put most of the blame for that on Pac-Man on the Atari. Now there’s a story worth looking into.
E.T was released just as the gaming crash began.

I’m looking forward to The Nerd Movie of which the main plot device is E.T. The Game. 

So apparently Atari spent 125 million on this game. In modern dollars, that would be about 290 million.

This game obviously had no effort put into it. However the really sad games are the ones where you KNOW they put like years into it, all kinds of new innovations, etc and yet the game STILL sucks.

Can we see moar underpants Spoony?

i love this review, just simply because even though Noah was in pain and stoned out of his mind he was thoughful enough to give us something to watch, and i got to say Spoony is pretty entertaining stoned.

As a kid, I was perfectly fine with Chucky, Jason, Micheal, & Freddy, but ET gave me the willies.