Noah – Pimpest dancer ever? I think SO.

Where the hell did you get what appears to be a plumb-colored suit and shirt?

dude funny i love quistis and selphie

Nice touch with the Fuse Box count starting up.

Omg.

The Mentos + Zell thing was absolutely genius. Split a gut laughing at that.

You don’t have to fight the spider 4 times, just the once. There are ways to avoid encountering it again. But you are right; they’re novices sent out into a war, i’ll give you credit where it is due.

The mentos thing was pretty funny, as was the wild-wild-west song insert.

And I hate the first song you put in.

And Biggs has a machine gun grafted onto his armour; that’s friggen awesome!

Is it just me, or does cutscene Rinoa look like Jordan from Scrubs?

Oh man, I thought I was going to piss myself when the wild wild west music played, that was totally epic.

The original dance music “Waltz for the Moon” isn’t a bad song imho.

There is a boss in Kingdom Hearts 2 named Demyx who looks a lot like Zell.

IF you need proof here is the URL http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Demyx

Fujin is the pirate waitress, and Raijin is the MC Hammer guy with the baggy pants.

Seifer name is pronounced Sifer

I nearly fell off my chair when the Darth Vader music started. I like FF8 but this series is still bloody funny.

back in 99′ those cinematics were like eye orgasms

and i still think that spider part is epic haha

i dont know if wild wild west came before or after, but either way i cant think of one without thinking of the other

Dude you do not have to fight the robot more then one time. just run before the screen come so get quick start before he catches you. Do this ultil you get to the bridge. he jumps to air when he lands change you direction ultil he does not jump over you.
You can go watch videos of it, because I am lazy and I may not remember right.

HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Dude where were you when I played this game? I think having you sit next tome would have made it worth the weekend rental.

Is it criminal that I wanna make Selphie a woman? It probably is but I don’t care. Hawt! (God, I think I might be lonelyer then Spoony.)

zell ecstatic is possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen!

u should make an “Ecstatic Zell Sparta Remix”!

If I remember correctly, if you kill the spider by only using summons, you gain a ton of experience

Because it’s a good idea to dress soldiers like that durrr. Seriously, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING UNIFORMS? THE HELMETS? DOGTAGS? ANY FUCKING THING?

wow am i really the first to comment on how much of a handsome magnificent basterd noah is? lol

“Demyx”

Oh yeah, that asshole. The only reason I ever died in that stupid fucking piece of fluff game Kingdom Hearts II. Because he kills you instantly if you don’t make the time limit. Shit was frustrating.
Damn.
I want those 75 hours back.

I cannot believe no one caught that Captain EO costume reference. I had to watch it twice to make sure I heard it right. LOL

I loved the doctor who daleks reference with the EXTERMINATE thing.

td260: Indeed. I’d love to see teh Spoony one do a Doctor Who critique.

Ok about the character let me get this straight: Theres a quiet angsty teen boy, A cheery childish schoolgirl, an annoying clown of the school who knows martials arts, a cocktease young dashing schoolmistress with a whip, the evil brooding rival guy with his two sidekicks, lovestarving young belle you meet at the dance, some kid who dresses as a cowboy and a huge boobed evil woman. Yeah thats original, we havent seen that a million times before, except maybe, oh, IN ALL THE ANIME WE HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE!!!

Tetsuya Nomura is a terrible character designer but he really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this unimaginative piss shit group. Its like theyre not even trying to be original in Japan, when it comes of designing character for anime or games.

Saving Private Ryan set to afternoon delight is a very strange thing.

No one puts baby in a corner

Oh wow. Loved the chaos in the background. Looked familiar. :P

@diane: I second that ;)

I got to say, love the Dr. Who reference in there.

I know I’m painting myself the nerd here, but…um…aren’t Biggs and Wedge the two guys who back up Luke in StarWars?

lol,nice Dalek voice!

HHAHAHA, wow, this was amazing. i was crackin’ up so hard. i’m so glad i found this site. you are saying everything i hated about FF8 when i first played it 10 years ago, lol.

Haha, the dancing part reminds me of my prom. :D Great review, I cried from laughter.

Hey! People with ADHD (like me) are much more mature and sofisticated than “Pep Pill mac Overdose” Zell. And who the f'ck thought it was a good idea to send a bunch of retarded, emo, miniskirt, slaughter happy teenagers to war, or maybe its a good idea to get rid of them.

“And who the f'ck thought it was a good idea to send a bunch of retarded, emo, miniskirt, slaughter happy teenagers to war?”

America?

lol i never really fought the robot spider i always just ran and had the teacher take care of it. i sucked so bad at turn based fighting :

When it says chicken-wuss it was actually supposed to say “pussy”. It was just bad translation lol

Biggs and Wedge are actually recurring characters through out Final fantasy. In 1 they were simply random names that could be chosen for the thief. In 4 they were the 2 soldiers who questioned Cecil about the stealing of the water crystal. 6 you mentioned. 7 they were members of Avalanche. 8 well we know. 10 they were recruitable for blitzball. Thats really all the times Ive noticed them minus a small reference in back story in tactics advance. Well that hurt my Brain.

anyone else think that AWHORE'S dress was really short well she is a whore

Sounds good to me. Weren't they also in Star Wars (Episode IV) during the attack run on the Death Star? I think Dreven's right, and that someone at Squaresoft stole the names; homage, I hope.

BURN!!!

I was joking! I’m sorry! Please don’t liberate my country!

lol dalek

I’m guessing you’ve never seen John Belushi dance.

But you are right, Spoony has the moves. Now go watch the Blues Brothers.

Hilarious dude. I hate this game so much.

You can tell how much of a trekkie spoony really is with his absence of a Biggs Darklighter and Wedge Antilles reference.

wait is that why people say this is there favorite ff game because of the story? despite the fucking dumb ass hell characters LAGUNA IM LOOKING AT YOU and really broken and flawwed gameplay drawing magic the ABUSIBLE AS HELL LIMIT BREAKS YOU CAN COSTNATLY SPAM AND THE GFS all because of the stupid love story? well im not sure on the story yet but if its the story you like so much THEN WHY DO YOU COSTANTLY REPLAY IT YOU ALREADY KNOW THE STORY THERES NOTHING LEFT THATS GOOD ABOUT THIS GAME EXCEPT THE LIMIT BREAKS

I remember this. I played through the entirety of the game before I realized I needed money to buy the best gear and hadn’t bothered to take a single test to boost my pay. Still beat the game, too. I didn’t feel very accomplished in doing so.

This game proves that teenagers should not be given any amount of power whatsoever, because they they start doing stupid shit like sticking heavy blades on their gun barrels, running off into war in mini skirts, and turning evil because no one understands their “romantic dreams.” Christ. I was an introverted, unpopular, openly mocked teen once, and I was still better adjusted than these clowns. I wouldn’t trust these people to finish their homework on time, let alone fight a fucking war.

Robin Williams… priceless.

asspickle? is that any one related to shitpickle?

also, wild wild west spoof- awesome!

also- GET TO DA CHOPPA! and “DON’T MESS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND” awesome.

i think i would’ve added “  i thought you were made of sterner stuff” after beating the spider-bot.

awesome!

“EXTERMINATE!” Doctor Who reference.  I love you.

Never thought I could laugh so much with this game… the songs!

I lol’d so hard.

Nice Doctor Who reference.

You actually don’t have to fight the spider boss four times. I only had to encounter him two times, and I killed him on the bridge just to avoid having more running scenes. XD But then you’d miss out on the Quistis using that big-ol’ machine gun on it… x3

Noah knows his worth on the dance floaar! YEAH!

A saving private Ryan joke? Isn’t that alittle over done?