While preparing for the FMV adventure known as Star Trek Klingon, I felt obliged to subject myself to the Power Klingon Language Course provided on the third disc, hosted by none other than Michael Dorn! Take the Power Klingon challenge along with me, and see how much honor you retain by the end! Qapla! (Turn your volume up! Some people have said that the CD is a little hard to hear.)
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Actually if a woman came to me and did “Harrrrrhrhhrh… HARrrrrhrhrhh…” I would probably think she wants some poontang given the right attire.
Nonetheless, I knew the love/sexual words/sounds part would be hilarious. God… the worst part is I know people actually used that one CD for fan fairs or other Trekkie meetings.
Why do people bother learning this fully? lol
Awk well i better prepare for that exam
I remember one of the greatest Frazier episodes was at his son's barmitzvah. He had upset his son and to make it up to him, he gave his speech in Klingon ^_^
And yeah….that sounds like a stupidly hard language to spell, let alone speak. jlyajbe
I seriously question the sanity of any fan so ridiculous they learn one of their series' fictional languages. I mean, not that it isn't fun to learn to say “shit” in fifteen languages, but still…
Only thing I paid attention too, regarding Star Trek is the movie. Zachary Quinto, oh yes! Don't think I'd EVER be able to listen to that though, it has no structure; Unlike other 'teaching' cassettes'? :P
Could pick better ones up from the best auction sites.
Puzzled that you wrote “Go! Mate with your targ!” instead of “Go mate with your targ!” I've never thought of the “Go” part as an exclamation in itself. You know, like “Go do your homework!” means “Go and do it” to me and not “Go! And do it!” . . . Aaanyway, the guy reading the insults in English sounded like that gay voice from the Simpsons. Just takes all the bit out of the insult. Couldn't stop laughing.
The eyyyaaagggh sound at 04:53… the most overused sound ever, seriously… you hear that more than in one place.
Most of those toasts sound more like death threats.
The curse warfare, since the language is so complicated you might just win by going “blargh blargh blargh.”
I wanna have a Klingon battle rap…
wow the ERYGRAHHHHHHH sound is from alot off games the most common would be starcraft
the acadamy when you click on it it makes that sound
I remember these FMV shitstorms!
This is before the times of MPEG-2 Video Compression.
My favorite thing is the Star Wars poster edging in frame…
LoL
Trekkies are such nerds! Long live the Jedi order!
:P
I like the bit where Michael Dorn mentions the technical knowledge needed to use a phaser or something along those lines in regards to the technical skill of speaking the language. The phaser has got to be the easiest sci-fi gun to fire, it's point and click!
I laughed so much during this video, great stuff.
I can't believe I watched all of that. It's just hilarious.
No young sir, LONG LIVE THE SITH!
No young sir, LONG LIVE THE SITH!
God this review particularly sucks. We’re just going to watch this idiot respond to the CD the whole time?
This was amazing.
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Well thank you for pointless insult towards Russians. It was that necessary.
Oh, come on, get over it. It was supposed to be humorous, not insulting.
Oh, come on, get over it. It was supposed to be humorous, not insulting.
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