Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire

by Scarlett on July 17, 2007 · View Comments

Sharpen your stakes and gird your loins, because I’m about to load my CD player again and bust the nefarious forces of the undead in this: an audio choose-your-own-adventure known as Terror T.R.A.X.!

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Fusashi Yuraka August 21, 2009 at 2:46 am: Now this was a great little diversion and plus I saw that someone was talking about the FMV version and it just so happens that I have a copy of it.oh and here is a link to the intro of it if anyone wants to take a peek at what the face of the “sexy” computer women voice…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBSL54pU50
ecksarmy August 24, 2009 at 1:59 pm: Totaly
Retarded
And
X-raded
sounds great!!! thanks noah
kubano September 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm: Was that Solid Snake at track 6? xD lool

“I’m alive…I repeat…I’m alive” xD LOOL
Phred September 14, 2009 at 9:53 pm: TRAX? TRAX!
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!
Sanguine Tsundere September 16, 2009 at 12:23 pm: I couldn’t understand a word the weird limb monster thing said. Well, a few here and there, but mostly it was just an incoherant mess of noise and growling.
Kay September 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm: This must be what it feels like to be the Colonel.
Dante October 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm: It’s Kenshin as the Vampire doctor! Hiten-mitsurugi!!
Octovaitor October 23, 2009 at 3:36 pm: You’ve created a time paradox!
dahamsta November 14, 2009 at 12:12 pm: I guess that limb monster didn’t stand a ghost of a chance to the acid… LIIIMBYYY!!!!
MargusP January 15, 2010 at 11:57 am: Green ugly shemale face says “Where did you learn to fly?” Pretti cool, i like the videos alot i have watched them all a few times, literaly, yep i am pathetic ;)
MargusP January 15, 2010 at 4:57 pm: Green ugly shemale face says “Where did you learn to fly?” Pretti cool, i like the videos alot i have watched them all a few times, literaly, yep i am pathetic ;)
Inazuma1 February 10, 2010 at 10:17 pm: “The E.T. review was scarier.”

Truth, because we saw the horror of Spoony shirtless. Snap!
Jamal Prewitt February 17, 2010 at 5:18 pm: What's with all of the Solid Snake clones in the Terror Trax series? Has the Las Infants Terrible project come this far?? Lol. Seriously, this review was golden. Your comments are always hilarious. 'Track of the Demon Monkey.” LOL
Park Boyer February 19, 2010 at 10:04 pm: Aaaaah, Lone Wolf! You know they were actually making a game of that? Looked a bit like Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, only inherently 10x more awesome. Got canceled though. :(
Dragons_Dusk June 2, 2010 at 12:43 am: Aws, a commando jacket and no “Wolverines!”

it got creepy when you turned Burton's head, it was like he was staring at us, wanting our souls.
poo June 12, 2010 at 1:44 pm: Dude, when you said you had lost the remote, it was in your friggin hand! lol
Katie June 17, 2010 at 11:00 am: “The Kool-Aid Man just crashed into my house!”
hahaha!
Thats the best.
Phrederic June 25, 2010 at 12:26 am: Holy fuck was Wendee Lee the nurse? She really is in everything.
Gabriel Silvestre July 20, 2010 at 11:00 pm: i love sliders. and im 14!!!!!!!!
Gabriel Silvestre July 20, 2010 at 11:00 pm: and choose ur own adventure
Stephanie Mularz July 28, 2010 at 2:55 pm: First of all
I have to call BS…
Dateless loser my butt!
He must get so much tail for doing these videos, spooning with spoony doesn't even need to exist!

I would have found this game funny anyways even if he didn't review it though, just the concept of it was kind of like a horrible horror film.
MidwayWuzzupman July 29, 2010 at 8:23 pm: my god just watching this is enough madness (not saying this sucks but listen to the track is that bad). I am ready to go insane!!!!!
UPDATE: Now I'm 16 minutes in and I want to beat the person who created T.R.A.X.'s ass!!!
rewind83709 August 7, 2010 at 8:06 pm: I just couldn't get past how bad the “Voice acting” is/was. It was really distracting, but I still managed to enjoy it.
Nicholas Nicola August 9, 2010 at 12:44 am: love this review
that fucking android head is so annoying
Nicholas Nicola August 9, 2010 at 7:44 am: love this review
that fucking android head is so annoying
Sakura August 15, 2010 at 6:22 am: “STARS!” lol I was just waiting for him to say that. And I always love how the computer’s voice ALWAYS has a female’s voice. I haven’t seen a single case (correct me if I’m wrong) that has a male’s voice for a computer.