u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count

u probably shouldnt worry about that

Nice job dude. I enjoy watching these

Hah, about that remote you “misplaced” you were showing it off in your hand the whole time.
Forgot to misplace it?

I can’t believe after 15 years people still believe that stupid urban myth of Mountain dew lowering your sperm count. Good god would mountain dew please have a scientist make a news conference and end rumor once and for all

Funny, cheeseier then an 80s slasher, but funny.

Luckily that chair is comfortable otherwise you probably wouldn’t stay listening to that very long.

i finally got blip to work for me yay!! your the best spoony

Another funny video. I’ve been watching and re-watching your work for awhile and finally decided to leave a comment.

hehe… Dr. Hemo?
More like Dr. Emo!

Yeah this one was good. i liked the story a lot better than the werewolf one. funny stuff.

Dr. Hemo?
More like Dr. Homo!

joe you like it up the ass.

Really funny video Spoony. Maybe the best besides FF8

And I finally found out from where
“THUD-The audience ist now deaf” is. From the Tiny Toons movie :)

Was that a Duke Nukem reference? Oh HELL yes.

What the fuck?

They got Solid Snake in TRAX?

lol thud. love tiny toons and animaniacs, and all of those warner cartoons
I laugh so hard with that one xD

Cool, they got Duke Nukem to be in the tracks

You should post a choice tree for these adventures.

You FOO!!! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!

there must be correlation between liking Angel and still living in your parent’s place…because here I am

Absolutely fantastic, but I want to know what that whole night dating tangent was about! and there were like 20 tracks skipped by that thing… However, this was the best spoony episode I’ve seen yet and I am about to watch the second part. I’m loving the commentary, bot the pop-ups and the verbal stuff.

Keep up the good work, spoony.

Trace, Research, Analyze, Exterminate = TRAE? :P

Hey man, loved the review. You gonna cover the Terror TRAX FMV game sometime as well? I’d love to see that :)

Holy cow Lone Wolf and Grey Star references!

i has the same chair 0_0

“I’m going to Hawaii!” XD

well holy shit, this game (I cant beleive that i called it that) failed

The lung patient was hilarious, and the accents overall are so bad they’re awesome

No not TRAE, it is TRAX
so i guess it goes Trace,Research,Analyze,eXterminate

No, not Nemesis! But he shouldn’t be calling out S.T.A.R.S!!!

In this case it should be… L.U.N.G.S!!!

Largely Unscary Ninties Game Sucks

Spoony ur my new idol!!!

Three things:

1) Burton’s body looks like a small Tardis.
2) Spoony’s heart condition: he just cares too much.
3) STOP NAPPING!!!

This guy isn’t Snake, he’s fuckin’ Rorshcach! lolz

“Rorschach’s journal, October 13 1993. Find self alive again and working for monster police agency called T.R.A.X. Checking peoples mouths for fangs, investigating werewolves, zombies, and other bullshit, while in the real world, the REAl monsters are free to walk about the streets, doing as they please. Beurocrats, cockroaches, and whores tormenting and victemising innocent children, while I’m stuck here arresting a potential “vampire”. In the end though, when the cockroaches and whores look up to the sky and begg me to save them from Frankenstein, I’ll whisper…”No.”

I can’t believe how you could stand this annoying ‘game’.
My chair couldn’t be comfortable enough to sit and listen to that crap.
And what’s with the voice of the main character? Sounds like his throat is constantly sore.

STAAAAAAAAARS!…

Hey – that 1-800-LAT-DATE number actually does send you to a phonesex line

Is it just me or is the vampire monster thing saying “Give me my milkshake. You have my Milk…Shake!” at around 23:11?

I love this Silver-Age comic stuff where people can flawlessly explain what’s going on. “Agh! It ripped my throat out!”. Love it.

Haha. Am I the only one who got the Tiny Toons: How I spent my Vacation joke?

“Lost Track” haha, Spoony, you are a card.

Ha Ha you stole the THUD thing from tiny toons.

“Ryan Lane December 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count

u probably shouldnt worry about that”
All Lies You Know lol

LONEWOLF WOOT!!!!

i am NOT being a suck up when i say that if i was about 10 years older, id go out with you lol.
huzzah for online anonymity.

xD

Cool.. so you play as Otacon…

Wait, wasnt that Snake on the radio?

the serial killer’s date of death was Holloween? you’d think they would stop execution for the day so no poorly written horror movie can to rip off.

Metal Gear?

About this mountain dew thing, I think the sperm count thing is bull.

But Yellow 5 is some scary stuff, wouldnt mess with that, it’ll get you possesed or something.

Does He really have a heart condition?

That Mountain Dew myth is bullshit one kid in highschool my friend knew he was going to have sex with his girlfriend and he believed in his myth he drank 5 MD’s and and had sex she got pregnant

MYTH busted

Now this was a great little diversion and plus I saw that someone was talking about the FMV version and it just so happens that I have a copy of it.oh and here is a link to the intro of it if anyone wants to take a peek at what the face of the “sexy” computer women voice…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBSL54pU50

Totaly
Retarded
And
X-raded
sounds great!!! thanks noah

Was that Solid Snake at track 6? xD lool

“I’m alive…I repeat…I’m alive” xD LOOL

TRAX? TRAX!
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

I couldn’t understand a word the weird limb monster thing said. Well, a few here and there, but mostly it was just an incoherant mess of noise and growling.

This must be what it feels like to be the Colonel.

It’s Kenshin as the Vampire doctor! Hiten-mitsurugi!!

You’ve created a time paradox!

You’ve created a time paradox!

I guess that limb monster didn’t stand a ghost of a chance to the acid… LIIIMBYYY!!!!

Green ugly shemale face says “Where did you learn to fly?” Pretti cool, i like the videos alot i have watched them all a few times, literaly, yep i am pathetic ;)

“The E.T. review was scarier.”

Truth, because we saw the horror of Spoony shirtless. Snap!

Aaaaah, Lone Wolf! You know they were actually making a game of that? Looked a bit like Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, only inherently 10x more awesome. Got canceled though. :(

Dude, when you said you had lost the remote, it was in your friggin hand! lol

Holy fuck was Wendee Lee the nurse? She really is in everything.

and choose ur own adventure

my god just watching this is enough madness (not saying this sucks but listen to the track is that bad). I am ready to go insane!!!!!
UPDATE: Now I'm 16 minutes in and I want to beat the person who created T.R.A.X.'s ass!!!

love this review
that fucking android head is so annoying

“STARS!” lol I was just waiting for him to say that. And I always love how the computer’s voice ALWAYS has a female’s voice. I haven’t seen a single case (correct me if I’m wrong) that has a male’s voice for a computer.

I liked this one quite a bit, going to go check out the other ones now.

Wow, this is such a bummer. I had a Dragon Magazine that came with a preview of the “Terror T.R.A.X.” series. It sounded really good the way they edited it on the CD. I guess coming up with whole productions was a bit too much.

Lol, I have no idea why, but I find this much funnier than the PC review version. I guess more Spoony=more hilarity.

yeah, why is that? Why cant we ever get  a sentient computer with the voice of
Sean Connery, or Sam Elliot…or Morgan Freeman? legitimate question. Wouldn’t you think a evil self aware computer bent on world domination would want to use an epic attention grabbing voice that makes you want to do whatever it wants you to do?

Yay, Tiny Toons reference