The Spoony Experiment

Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire

by Scarlett on July 17, 2007 · View Comments

Sharpen your stakes and gird your loins, because I’m about to load my CD player again and bust the nefarious forces of the undead in this: an audio choose-your-own-adventure known as Terror T.R.A.X.!

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  • Aaaaah, Lone Wolf! You know they were actually making a game of that? Looked a bit like Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, only inherently 10x more awesome. Got canceled though. :(
  • What's with all of the Solid Snake clones in the Terror Trax series? Has the Las Infants Terrible project come this far?? Lol. Seriously, this review was golden. Your comments are always hilarious. 'Track of the Demon Monkey." LOL
  • Inazuma1
    "The E.T. review was scarier."

    Truth, because we saw the horror of Spoony shirtless. Snap!
  • MargusP
    Green ugly shemale face says "Where did you learn to fly?" Pretti cool, i like the videos alot i have watched them all a few times, literaly, yep i am pathetic ;)
  • dahamsta
    I guess that limb monster didn't stand a ghost of a chance to the acid... LIIIMBYYY!!!!
  • Octovaitor
    You've created a time paradox!
  • Dante
    It's Kenshin as the Vampire doctor! Hiten-mitsurugi!!
  • Kay
    This must be what it feels like to be the Colonel.
  • Sanguine Tsundere
    I couldn't understand a word the weird limb monster thing said. Well, a few here and there, but mostly it was just an incoherant mess of noise and growling.
  • Phred
    TRAX? TRAX!
    TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!
  • kubano
    Was that Solid Snake at track 6? xD lool

    "I'm alive...I repeat...I'm alive" xD LOOL
  • ecksarmy
    Totaly
    Retarded
    And
    X-raded
    sounds great!!! thanks noah
  • Now this was a great little diversion and plus I saw that someone was talking about the FMV version and it just so happens that I have a copy of it.oh and here is a link to the intro of it if anyone wants to take a peek at what the face of the "sexy" computer women voice...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBSL54pU50
  • DollarBill
    That Mountain Dew myth is bullshit one kid in highschool my friend knew he was going to have sex with his girlfriend and he believed in his myth he drank 5 MD's and and had sex she got pregnant


    MYTH busted
  • Cedric (lexar)
    Does He really have a heart condition?
  • Sword_Song
    About this mountain dew thing, I think the sperm count thing is bull.

    But Yellow 5 is some scary stuff, wouldnt mess with that, it'll get you possesed or something.
  • Grammaton485
    Metal Gear?
  • Sakana Sama
    the serial killer's date of death was Holloween? you'd think they would stop execution for the day so no poorly written horror movie can to rip off.
  • JP_K
    Cool.. so you play as Otacon...


    Wait, wasnt that Snake on the radio?
  • bob_channa
    i am NOT being a suck up when i say that if i was about 10 years older, id go out with you lol.
    huzzah for online anonymity.


    xD
  • Kahrooch
    LONEWOLF WOOT!!!!
  • "Ryan Lane December 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count

    u probably shouldnt worry about that"
    All Lies You Know lol
  • awesome-man
    Ha Ha you stole the THUD thing from tiny toons.
  • mixmastermind
    "Lost Track" haha, Spoony, you are a card.
  • ArchArbiter
    Haha. Am I the only one who got the Tiny Toons: How I spent my Vacation joke?
  • Locust
    I love this Silver-Age comic stuff where people can flawlessly explain what's going on. "Agh! It ripped my throat out!". Love it.
  • Commissar
    Is it just me or is the vampire monster thing saying "Give me my milkshake. You have my Milk...Shake!" at around 23:11?
  • JimmFreak
    Hey - that 1-800-LAT-DATE number actually does send you to a phonesex line
  • Henry
    STAAAAAAAAARS!...
  • Elihn
    I can't believe how you could stand this annoying 'game'.
    My chair couldn't be comfortable enough to sit and listen to that crap.
    And what's with the voice of the main character? Sounds like his throat is constantly sore.
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