Solid Snake talking (and dissing) Doc Brown.

Now I seen everything

Solid Snake talking (and dissing) Doc Brown.

Now I seen everything

Man, someone needs to find a copy of #3: Track of the Mummy. I’d kill to see that.

This is just a perfect example of Riffing done right.

sounds like snake acts like snake

sounds like snake acts like snake

Oh, great, now I’m imagining the Dr. Volvo calls as a Codec call…

Why do you torture yourself like this. Do you have any idea the amount of mental damage you are causing your brain? DO YOU!!!
P.S. Keep up the good work.

Why do you torture yourself like this. Do you have any idea the amount of mental damage you are causing your brain? DO YOU!!!
P.S. Keep up the good work.

I hate to tell ya Spoony but the zoo option was available first time around

Were could i purchase this product?

Were could i purchase this product?

YAY!! I love snake

I say he sounds like wolverine this is my second favorite spoony video.

Welcome the new were wolf overlords with gifts of cheap doors and lousy indoor furniture.

I say he sounds like wolverine this is my second favorite spoony video.

Welcome the new were wolf overlords with gifts of cheap doors and lousy indoor furniture.

Solid Snake screwing around with werewolf versions of Beavis and Butthead who is making a hostage demand call? that’s fuck beyond believe

I think he sounds like Daria’s ex-crush Trent Lane. “I’m an agent of TRAX. We’re thinking of changing the name.”

I think he sounds like Daria’s ex-crush Trent Lane. “I’m an agent of TRAX. We’re thinking of changing the name.”

YES
FISSION MAILED
I GET IT!

Damn, this episode is awesome. Werewolves… Random as hell

Damn, this episode is awesome. Werewolves… Random as hell

officially insane spoony is the best spoony. those werewolves were hilarious.

“This is the best thing ever!”
*ten minutes pass*
“This the worst thing ever!”

“This is the best thing ever!”
*ten minutes pass*
“This the worst thing ever!”

Lol “Don’t B-Negativie”
Great PUN!

Just to point out, Volvo is a Swedish brand not Jugoslavian =) It’s one of our many fine products.. Just kiddin’, Sweden sucks it’s fucking cold here..

Just to point out, Volvo is a Swedish brand not Jugoslavian =) It’s one of our many fine products.. Just kiddin’, Sweden sucks it’s fucking cold here..

Huge fan, and all that. I think you’re just as awesome as the AVGN and TTWTG these days. Anyway.

Apparently there are two more of these, unless I did my research wrong. Track of the Mummy and Track of the Creature. They seem much more obscure though and finding them would be a real challenge. Would be awesome to see the other two some day, but they are a pain to find.

Anyway, keep doing what you’re doing, you’re bringing entertainment to lots of people like me.

Seems I uncovered some more FMV Hell for Spoony!
(So much for Audio CD only!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBSL54pU50

Unfortunately, being outside the US, I doubt T.T ever made it here.

Also found more footage from a German review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGGomV_b4Mc

And extra footage from a quick look at another part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJ8A3t4C7c&feature=related

With luck, fans in the US or Europe can send a copy to review!

Seems I uncovered some more FMV Hell for Spoony!
(So much for Audio CD only!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBSL54pU50

Unfortunately, being outside the US, I doubt T.T ever made it here.

Also found more footage from a German review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGGomV_b4Mc

And extra footage from a quick look at another part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJ8A3t4C7c&feature=related

With luck, fans in the US or Europe can send a copy to review!

This puts Gabriel Knight series to shame

The rules of being a Trax officer

1. You’re invulnerable, as long you do not utter the phrase “they’re surrounding us” however, you are to report WHEN you are surrounded so we can keep track of when you die.

2. Only 2 agents to any assignment, in fact that’s all we have.

3. You have unlimited ammo, but all you have is a 9mm

4. Finally, you are to have a stereotypical voice, so the guy calling the shots can have a cute little nickname for you.

The rules of being a Trax officer

1. You’re invulnerable, as long you do not utter the phrase “they’re surrounding us” however, you are to report WHEN you are surrounded so we can keep track of when you die.

2. Only 2 agents to any assignment, in fact that’s all we have.

3. You have unlimited ammo, but all you have is a 9mm

4. Finally, you are to have a stereotypical voice, so the guy calling the shots can have a cute little nickname for you.

good MGS reference, but horrible plot device with that fucking PSG-1

OH HEY maybe it’s it a time warp, or fissure, or whatever it was in MGS 3 when you couldnt investigate any of 17-22

and because he uses a gun trax offcer 2 sounds more like snake

I know how Snake feels, those f-ing cheap doors…

I know how Snake feels, those f-ing cheap doors…

Claws do aggravated damage!!!
Hell yeah! Always nice to meet another white wolf geek… also Mr. Garou!? If your last name is “Garou” yo’re pretty much doomed from day 1.
“Oh darling, what should we name our newborn child?”
“How about Fenrir Garou?”
“Oh honey I love it!”
“Well… I’ll be damned, our son just went crinos!!!”

Volvo’s are from Sweden…

Volvo’s are from Sweden…

Ha! DR. SATAN!!! “House of 1000 Corpses” reference?

Wow, you are honestly the first person (other than my family) I have come across who has actually seen the Clue movie, let alone enough times to quote it! Finally I dont have to feel like Im the only one anymore!

Wow, you are honestly the first person (other than my family) I have come across who has actually seen the Clue movie, let alone enough times to quote it! Finally I dont have to feel like Im the only one anymore!

That’s no snake….
It’s Batman….

I just caught it, but in retrospect it was obvious. Spoony, how’d you miss the “Don’t think! Shoot!” line about 45 minutes in. That’s like straight out of MGS!

Not thinking and shooting instead aside. I love this video!

I just caught it, but in retrospect it was obvious. Spoony, how’d you miss the “Don’t think! Shoot!” line about 45 minutes in. That’s like straight out of MGS!

Not thinking and shooting instead aside. I love this video!

The Snake agent is like a mix between Solid Snake and Duke Nuke’m

46:30 — Agent Snake says “DON’T THINK, SHOOT!”

A perfect MGS1 reference that you missed. :( Unfortunate, Spoony.

46:30 — Agent Snake says “DON’T THINK, SHOOT!”

A perfect MGS1 reference that you missed. :( Unfortunate, Spoony.

There are actually not three but four of these CD’s. The third was “track of the mummy”, the fourth was “track of the creature”. For those who want to experience the horror them selfs: track of the vampire and track of the werewolf can be downloaded for free (and legally) from the website of the Wizards of the Coast:

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20011026a

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20011026b

I suppose, because they offer them for free, they won’t mind if you just copy the cd’s from someone.

ALL IT IS, IS NOISE!!! Every track is either yelling or shooting or random sound effects! WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOON?!?

ALL IT IS, IS NOISE!!! Every track is either yelling or shooting or random sound effects! WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOON?!?

No, Solid Snake, it wasn’t TRAX officer 1 who was tied up and dragged off, that was just What’s-Her-Face. Bayou Billy’s on that, you just give Dr. Germancar a call. Maybe he’ll have some undead wisdom to impart.
BRAINS!

13:35 – The zoo option was missed out the second time Spoony was given possible locations. So I can see why he was confused when zoo came up later. It was mentioned the first time round as an option (Track 9) but your memory is bound to escape you playing this game.

13:35 – The zoo option was missed out the second time Spoony was given possible locations. So I can see why he was confused when zoo came up later. It was mentioned the first time round as an option (Track 9) but your memory is bound to escape you playing this game.

You see, this is why you don’t give werewolves machine guns.

Volvo’s are awesome.

Volvo’s are awesome.

WHY the zoo? Zoos of the 1930s maybe would have been a good place to tote animal rights, but the modern zoo prides itself on creating as natura a habitat as can be afforded in the given area. The animal testing plant would have been the place to go to protest the wrongful treatment of animals! Werewolves apparently can’t even keep their own protesting straight how are they intelligent enough to handle weaponry!?

Bah, I think you’re just thinking about it way too hard. Even if the conditions in the modern zoo are better than they were decades ago, it’s still keeping wild animals in tiny cages, removing them from their natural habitat and putting them on display.

If you’re hippy enough the fact that they’re being kept in cages is all you need.

OH MY GOD! IT IS SOLID SNAKE!
46:35, he yells DON’T THINK, SHOOT!.

Solid Snake yelled that when he first finds Meryl!

OH MY GOD! IT IS SOLID SNAKE!
46:35, he yells DON’T THINK, SHOOT!.

Solid Snake yelled that when he first finds Meryl!

Why does Solid snake remind me of Steven Blum?

It sounds more like solid snake but a lot like wolverine from the early 90′s cartoon too.

Werewolf Cop! I smell one hell of an action series!

Best… Freakout…Ever. I wanna see more officially insane/Snively Spoony.
Me and my buddy can’t get enough of it, so we keep imitating it every chance we get, just to catch a laugh =)

Wonder how the werewolf cop was able to hold a human sized gun while in Crinos form? Maybe he burned some Rage or Gnosis points! :-)

Wonder how the werewolf cop was able to hold a human sized gun while in Crinos form? Maybe he burned some Rage or Gnosis points! :-)

I really want to know who plays as TRAX Officer Solid Snake, but it seems no one else on the Internets gives a fuck.

Sidstyler, the problem is that, while the makers set this game in the southern Louisiana area (as in Greater New Orleans Area), said makers did no research in the area. The local zoo, (the Audobon Zoo) actually has few barred cages. There are glass cages for reptilian exhibits, but the larger animals have habitats set away from the viewing areas, including a large habitat with raised walkways for visitors. A simple phone call could have given the makers all the realistic info they wanted.
Furthermore, the local controversy concerning the boats were shrimping nets catching sea turtles, not tuna nets catching dolphins.(The controversy concerning TEDs–turtle excluder devices–were in the headlines quite often down here.)
That’s one of the problems with this game. Add multiple bad endings, multiple choices that lead to the same result, and a perpetual loop, and you have a horrible game–and good reasons why this is the funnier review between this game and “Track of the Vampire”.

Sidstyler, the problem is that, while the makers set this game in the southern Louisiana area (as in Greater New Orleans Area), said makers did no research in the area. The local zoo, (the Audobon Zoo) actually has few barred cages. There are glass cages for reptilian exhibits, but the larger animals have habitats set away from the viewing areas, including a large habitat with raised walkways for visitors. A simple phone call could have given the makers all the realistic info they wanted.
Furthermore, the local controversy concerning the boats were shrimping nets catching sea turtles, not tuna nets catching dolphins.(The controversy concerning TEDs–turtle excluder devices–were in the headlines quite often down here.)
That’s one of the problems with this game. Add multiple bad endings, multiple choices that lead to the same result, and a perpetual loop, and you have a horrible game–and good reasons why this is the funnier review between this game and “Track of the Vampire”.

14:46
Snake!? Talk to me!
Snake?
SNAAAKKKKEEE!!!

Terror TRAX: Track of Dr. Insano

This video kills me every time.

cheap doors everywhere!

Love the Clue reference at 36:00

You kept rocking backwards and forwards in that chair a lot…

…reminds me of crazy people.

there is 4 terror t.r.a.x. including the 2 you did spoony the ones you don’t have is track of the mummy and track of the creature.

14:30:

Well, maybe a JILL sandwhich! HA HA H-OW!

14:30:

Well, maybe a JILL sandwhich! HA HA H-OW!

Spoony, man, get better sunglasses.

“Well, did you have to bring me with you?” *sobs*

That’s just epic.

ALMOST as much as… “I *heard* that, Curtis!”

needs more jokes

needs more jokes

This was just epic! Great job Noah! But seriously, will no one send him track of the mummy and track of the creature? I would if I had em. But I just can’t track them down!

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never liked him anyway

i hate trails of blood

go a head punk… make my day

these’s comment you made were funny
keep up the good work spoony

agent snake’s voice may be overacted but by god it’s awesome
every guy wishes he got a voice like that

46:30 “Don’t think, SHOOT!”

Holy Shit, it really is Solid Snake!

46:30 “Don’t think, SHOOT!”

Holy Shit, it really is Solid Snake!

they’re werewolves, WITH GUNS!! *this part sung: werewolves with guns!

Dr. Hemo?! But the lycan have been at war with vampires for centuries!

Dr. Hemo?! But the lycan have been at war with vampires for centuries!

Maybe you have to catch a mummy in number 3?

Damn that game sounds fuckin crazy!!!

See this is why I love watching your videos.

You had a Werewolf: The Apocalypse World of Darkness reference, a Children of Gaia Reference, a Rock reference, a B&B reference, an X-men reference, and a Metal Gear reference.

Also, pretty sure these Werewolves have a few dots in Military influence and at least one is either a Get of Fenrir or a Wendigo. And if they were this blatant, I have a feeling the N.W.O. would be pulling up outside in a black sedan in minutes.

And just to put this out there, T.R.A.X. is pretty standard for your Hunter groups. They actually last more than one encounter against the supernatural without being flayed alive. Of course the fact they have a semi-sentient computer head means they’re being funded by the Technocracy, so i’m guessing disk 3 is nothing but a mage hunt where terror T.R.A.X. gets sucked into the deep umbra when they fuck with some Verbena somewhere in Georgia.

Fuck you spoony, I have the flu and I laughed just hard enough to renew my sore throat.  :P