As Terror TRAX concludes, we head on down to the Big Easy to stop the wolfman before he changes New Orleans from the chocolate city to the clobbered city.
Solid Snake talking (and dissing) Doc Brown.
Now I seen everything
Man, someone needs to find a copy of #3: Track of the Mummy. I’d kill to see that.
This is just a perfect example of Riffing done right.
sounds like snake acts like snake
Oh, great, now I’m imagining the Dr. Volvo calls as a Codec call…
Why do you torture yourself like this. Do you have any idea the amount of mental damage you are causing your brain? DO YOU!!!
P.S. Keep up the good work.
I hate to tell ya Spoony but the zoo option was available first time around
Were could i purchase this product?
YAY!! I love snake
I say he sounds like wolverine this is my second favorite spoony video.
Welcome the new were wolf overlords with gifts of cheap doors and lousy indoor furniture.
Solid Snake screwing around with werewolf versions of Beavis and Butthead who is making a hostage demand call? that’s fuck beyond believe
I think he sounds like Daria’s ex-crush Trent Lane. “I’m an agent of TRAX. We’re thinking of changing the name.”
I GET IT!
Damn, this episode is awesome. Werewolves… Random as hell
officially insane spoony is the best spoony. those werewolves were hilarious.
“This is the best thing ever!”
*ten minutes pass*
“This the worst thing ever!”
Lol “Don’t B-Negativie”
Just to point out, Volvo is a Swedish brand not Jugoslavian =) It’s one of our many fine products.. Just kiddin’, Sweden sucks it’s fucking cold here..
Huge fan, and all that. I think you’re just as awesome as the AVGN and TTWTG these days. Anyway.
Apparently there are two more of these, unless I did my research wrong. Track of the Mummy and Track of the Creature. They seem much more obscure though and finding them would be a real challenge. Would be awesome to see the other two some day, but they are a pain to find.
Anyway, keep doing what you’re doing, you’re bringing entertainment to lots of people like me.
Seems I uncovered some more FMV Hell for Spoony!
(So much for Audio CD only!)
Unfortunately, being outside the US, I doubt T.T ever made it here.
Also found more footage from a German review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGGomV_b4Mc
And extra footage from a quick look at another part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJ8A3t4C7c&feature=related
With luck, fans in the US or Europe can send a copy to review!
This puts Gabriel Knight series to shame
The rules of being a Trax officer
1. You’re invulnerable, as long you do not utter the phrase “they’re surrounding us” however, you are to report WHEN you are surrounded so we can keep track of when you die.
2. Only 2 agents to any assignment, in fact that’s all we have.
3. You have unlimited ammo, but all you have is a 9mm
4. Finally, you are to have a stereotypical voice, so the guy calling the shots can have a cute little nickname for you.
good MGS reference, but horrible plot device with that fucking PSG-1
OH HEY maybe it’s it a time warp, or fissure, or whatever it was in MGS 3 when you couldnt investigate any of 17-22
and because he uses a gun trax offcer 2 sounds more like snake
I know how Snake feels, those f-ing cheap doors…
Claws do aggravated damage!!!
Hell yeah! Always nice to meet another white wolf geek… also Mr. Garou!? If your last name is “Garou” yo’re pretty much doomed from day 1.
“Oh darling, what should we name our newborn child?”
“How about Fenrir Garou?”
“Oh honey I love it!”
“Well… I’ll be damned, our son just went crinos!!!”
Volvo’s are from Sweden…
Ha! DR. SATAN!!! “House of 1000 Corpses” reference?
Wow, you are honestly the first person (other than my family) I have come across who has actually seen the Clue movie, let alone enough times to quote it! Finally I dont have to feel like Im the only one anymore!
That’s no snake….
I just caught it, but in retrospect it was obvious. Spoony, how’d you miss the “Don’t think! Shoot!” line about 45 minutes in. That’s like straight out of MGS!
Not thinking and shooting instead aside. I love this video!
The Snake agent is like a mix between Solid Snake and Duke Nuke’m
46:30 — Agent Snake says “DON’T THINK, SHOOT!”
A perfect MGS1 reference that you missed. :( Unfortunate, Spoony.
There are actually not three but four of these CD’s. The third was “track of the mummy”, the fourth was “track of the creature”. For those who want to experience the horror them selfs: track of the vampire and track of the werewolf can be downloaded for free (and legally) from the website of the Wizards of the Coast:
I suppose, because they offer them for free, they won’t mind if you just copy the cd’s from someone.
ALL IT IS, IS NOISE!!! Every track is either yelling or shooting or random sound effects! WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOON?!?
No, Solid Snake, it wasn’t TRAX officer 1 who was tied up and dragged off, that was just What’s-Her-Face. Bayou Billy’s on that, you just give Dr. Germancar a call. Maybe he’ll have some undead wisdom to impart.
13:35 – The zoo option was missed out the second time Spoony was given possible locations. So I can see why he was confused when zoo came up later. It was mentioned the first time round as an option (Track 9) but your memory is bound to escape you playing this game.
You see, this is why you don’t give werewolves machine guns.
Volvo’s are awesome.
WHY the zoo? Zoos of the 1930s maybe would have been a good place to tote animal rights, but the modern zoo prides itself on creating as natura a habitat as can be afforded in the given area. The animal testing plant would have been the place to go to protest the wrongful treatment of animals! Werewolves apparently can’t even keep their own protesting straight how are they intelligent enough to handle weaponry!?
Bah, I think you’re just thinking about it way too hard. Even if the conditions in the modern zoo are better than they were decades ago, it’s still keeping wild animals in tiny cages, removing them from their natural habitat and putting them on display.
If you’re hippy enough the fact that they’re being kept in cages is all you need.
OH MY GOD! IT IS SOLID SNAKE!
46:35, he yells DON’T THINK, SHOOT!.
Solid Snake yelled that when he first finds Meryl!
Why does Solid snake remind me of Steven Blum?
It sounds more like solid snake but a lot like wolverine from the early 90′s cartoon too.
Werewolf Cop! I smell one hell of an action series!
Best… Freakout…Ever. I wanna see more officially insane/Snively Spoony.
Me and my buddy can’t get enough of it, so we keep imitating it every chance we get, just to catch a laugh =)
Wonder how the werewolf cop was able to hold a human sized gun while in Crinos form? Maybe he burned some Rage or Gnosis points! :-)
I really want to know who plays as TRAX Officer Solid Snake, but it seems no one else on the Internets gives a fuck.
Sidstyler, the problem is that, while the makers set this game in the southern Louisiana area (as in Greater New Orleans Area), said makers did no research in the area. The local zoo, (the Audobon Zoo) actually has few barred cages. There are glass cages for reptilian exhibits, but the larger animals have habitats set away from the viewing areas, including a large habitat with raised walkways for visitors. A simple phone call could have given the makers all the realistic info they wanted.
Furthermore, the local controversy concerning the boats were shrimping nets catching sea turtles, not tuna nets catching dolphins.(The controversy concerning TEDs–turtle excluder devices–were in the headlines quite often down here.)
That’s one of the problems with this game. Add multiple bad endings, multiple choices that lead to the same result, and a perpetual loop, and you have a horrible game–and good reasons why this is the funnier review between this game and “Track of the Vampire”.
Snake!? Talk to me!
Terror TRAX: Track of Dr. Insano
This video kills me every time.
cheap doors everywhere!
Love the Clue reference at 36:00
You kept rocking backwards and forwards in that chair a lot…
…reminds me of crazy people.
there is 4 terror t.r.a.x. including the 2 you did spoony the ones you don’t have is track of the mummy and track of the creature.
Well, maybe a JILL sandwhich! HA HA H-OW!
Spoony, man, get better sunglasses.
“Well, did you have to bring me with you?” *sobs*
That’s just epic.
ALMOST as much as… “I *heard* that, Curtis!”
needs more jokes
This was just epic! Great job Noah! But seriously, will no one send him track of the mummy and track of the creature? I would if I had em. But I just can’t track them down!
never liked him anyway
i hate trails of blood
go a head punk… make my day
these’s comment you made were funny
keep up the good work spoony
agent snake’s voice may be overacted but by god it’s awesome
every guy wishes he got a voice like that
46:30 “Don’t think, SHOOT!”
Holy Shit, it really is Solid Snake!
they’re werewolves, WITH GUNS!! *this part sung: werewolves with guns!
Dr. Hemo?! But the lycan have been at war with vampires for centuries!
“No sign of Lycanthropic activity” and “They’re surrounding us!” should not be TWO SECONDS apart! Is agent snake really agent stupid?
Maybe he can only see an inch in front of his face.
Awesome Clue reference xDxD
WereWolfs and Guns are awsome hahaha
He IS crazy x)
” i heard that Curtis” :) Curtis played by The SpoonyOne :)
SNAAAAKE!!! Oh, wait. Wrong game. Seriously, nice review, Spoony. =D
Only noob werewolves use guns, especially in 3rd Ed.
Spoony has to make a “Cheap door” T-Shirt.
“The werewolves have guns?!”
“Time for a human sandwich!”XD
Are you wearing those 1.2 megapixel glasses?
He is wearing Chief Detective Malibu Grave`s 1.2 Megapixel sunglasses, dude.
Barry would be proud of that human sandwich.
the Must not Have a Big budget Man the normal cops got more Mega pixels
The phone call… “Fgsduiha saughah ahof I NEED SCISSORS! 61! ARGHARGHARGHBLARGHBLARGHBLARGH!”
Metal gear… Metal gear.. Snake! Its werewolfs not giant nuclear equipped mechs!
Use caution… Its friggin Solid Snake! He puts on a bandana and unloads a couple of million assault rifle rounds up the enemies asses!
Well why do you think he asks so many questions?
I think Spoony just snapped at the end >_>
Nice review Spoony! Going back over the old ones has been great!
And holy hell! Agent Snake said the line! So is Agent 1…Meryl?!
hahahaha awesome spoony
That guy at 32:00 (the captured man in the cage) sounds an awful lot like spoony when he’s being dramatic.
Also, Pseudo-Snake enjoys his job way WAY too much.
This is one of your best reviews. The written jokes are HILARIOUS!
I actually had to go back and check the guys voice. but yeah he does sound allot like noah, “y R u tormenting me!?” lol
Maybe you have to catch a mummy in number 3?
Damn that game sounds fuckin crazy!!!
See this is why I love watching your videos.
You had a Werewolf: The Apocalypse World of Darkness reference, a Children of Gaia Reference, a Rock reference, a B&B reference, an X-men reference, and a Metal Gear reference.
Also, pretty sure these Werewolves have a few dots in Military influence and at least one is either a Get of Fenrir or a Wendigo. And if they were this blatant, I have a feeling the N.W.O. would be pulling up outside in a black sedan in minutes.
And just to put this out there, T.R.A.X. is pretty standard for your Hunter groups. They actually last more than one encounter against the supernatural without being flayed alive. Of course the fact they have a semi-sentient computer head means they’re being funded by the Technocracy, so i’m guessing disk 3 is nothing but a mage hunt where terror T.R.A.X. gets sucked into the deep umbra when they fuck with some Verbena somewhere in Georgia.
Y’know, the video is, of course, entertaining, but familiar references do not immediately equal good
Makes me want to hear the rest other Terror TRAX just to hear how bad it gets
This is much more entertaining than listening to music while doing hw.
That chair looks super comfortable.
And I’m gonna say he sounds more like Wolverine.
nothing is scarier than a pack of machine gun wielding werewolves driving cars
NO nothing is scarier then a pack of machine gun/chain saw wielding Dragonpyres flying that fart atom bombs
My curiosity needs to see the screen or is this just plain audio?
Solid Snake was really hurting for work
Raiden?????????? :P Kappa
Totally hilarious Noah! I’d like to see you do more of these kinds of things in the future.
I HATE CHEEEP DOOOORRRRRSSS!!!!!
Damn this one is old.
STOP ROCKING YOUR CHAIR!
Well. Now we know what Snake did before he went on, you know, important missions.
He was just kidnapped? That’s it? Sounded like he got mauled.
I blew my mind to realize agent Snake, Malibu and the warrior from Dragonstrike were, in fact, the same man.
Where can I find this CD, i tryed google and a family search engine I cannot find it, even Amazon keeps saying sold out, nice playing with you Spoony once again :D
Ask Richard he has a copy of this mare.
W.O.T.C. has them all for free download online. Just Google it. :D
Hehe…Actually I actually play a game where my character is a Werewolf with an automatic weapon :D
I must know what this game is. It sounds epic!
Fuck you spoony, I have the flu and I laughed just hard enough to renew my sore throat. :P
I think this is one of those games you could play on youtube if someone uploaded all the tracks.
I could totally see that happening too, if it hasn’t already happened.
Oh god, I haven’t laughed this hard in SO long! These are absolutely priceless!
I’m rooting for the werewolves.
Fucking doors. Always blocking doorways and exits, causing backups and shit.
If the game was targeted at men, why get a guy with such a smexy voice?
That’s who Snake reminds me of, Christian Bale as Batman.
Why didnt you actually record the tv like last time?
This is an audio-only choose-your-own-adventure product, not a video game. The video game he played in a later review was the based on the first audio-only product, which you can see here: http://spoonyexperiment.com/2007/07/17/terror-trax-track-of-the-vampire/