The Spoony One makes his triumphant return in this review of the worst, most boring game to ever blight the PC or the SegaCD: Microcosm. Take a Fantastic Voyage through FMV Hell and see if you can survive “the ultimate CD-ROM game.” But first, we need to take a look at the most grotesquely over-fluffed instruction manual ever written for a game. Keep a pen handy, or you’ll regret it…
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Nice review =D
I didn’t even finish watching the review and i was already stiffling rub cracking laughter at your Enter the Dragon Organ Smashing punch to get the game out its box XD oh man i love this
haha adagio for strings xD epic use ^^
Thanks for the earthbound music in background. That really made my day
you should review that game
don’t ever kill anyone with looks like in this one you be the only suspect.
was that frank zappa threatening the doctor at the beginning?
Great review. I could have sworn I heard Army Of Darkness music in there, or something similar. This game looks horrible.
Warrior ritual seppuku?
Come on you can do better than that.
You finished The Stand yet? Its only been a year and some months since you did this review. But really though. Its a great book.
Rick Wakeman huh? Guess he forgot he was in Yes.
I have the same Cosa Nostra shirt. Nice review! XD
“Can you believe the fast and furious gameplay!?” *trickle of steam vents*
lost my poptarts there
Thank God at least they made Colony Wars. A GOOD game series that needs to come back.
Nice knife! But I’ve got a bigger one. :D
Man if only gas wasn't so much….I'd join ya in the killing spree….hell I'd even pay for all the gas to get there…but I'd bring my AK-47u….gonna LIGHT THEM SUCKERS UP BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don't think Psygnosis exist anymore. Bought by Sony or something.
Hey that's a good idea… Road trip to SCEA!
(Well, at least they did make Lemmings.)
I don't think Psygnosis exist anymore. Bought by Sony or something.
Hey that's a good idea… Road trip to SCEA!
(Well, at least they did make Lemmings.)
LOL, the comments card mails to cambridge. I am in that area quite a bit, and apparently it is right next to the T stop you get off to get there. Harmonix is 625 mass ave. Eat at the middle east restaurant, and play rockband, after you're done going to 675 with pitchforks and torches.
Amazingly funny Spoony! You are the man
I think I figured out the main problem with this game…
They spent more time on the manual than the actual game.
But the story and backstory in the manual is actually KINDA decent. The key-word being kinda.
FYI, Spoony… Gamesradar linked to you in their most recent Top 7 article: The Top 7… Least interactive games
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-top-7-least-int...
act on insinct lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah i didn't think you'd get to boston mass either
Give them air :P
Holy smokes, EarthBound music a minute in. Nice.
Spoony, I like the new audio in this vid, it's a lot easier to hear what you are saying.
The one thing i wish you had kept was the Chrono Trigger music you had playing at the password scene.
Not only did it really fit the scene better, it is an AWSOME piece of music from a really awsome game that needs some more exposure (not sure i spelled that word right, I AM swedish after all).
This has alway been one of my favorite one of your reviews. Sorry to be “that guy” but I really think the old music you had worked much better than whatever this new music is.
This has alway been one of my favorite one of your reviews. Sorry to be “that guy” but I really think the old music you had worked much better than whatever this new music is.
The Giant Dizzy Gillespie bit kills me every time. Too funny.
hey u have the same Hanes underwear as me…thats kinda disturbing
I love it when he pulls out the dolls!
Did the music on this thing just change? I remember it was motorbike chase from chrono trigger when he was scrambling for the password.
… you're right, it is. Come on, the new music is just lame!
…Wait, why did you change the music, Spoony? o..o
Oh, man. I remember how ridiculously awesome it was to have a SegaCD game.
I only had the Nintendo 64, Sega Genesis, and that shitty Atari thing my brother gave me.
Was that ashens? :D
this game is like sin and punishment only it sucks ass.
wow, dude this review was painful to watch. Bravo on your endurance
Good job bud, this was painful to watch I couldn't imagine playing it.
lol why did you change the music?
Please, oh please do a road trip! That would make an awesome feature video!
LOL superman a racist XD
dude love ur site beter than u tube keepin the cusing coming.
Good call, reading The Stand is a much better use of your time than this game.
The lesson to take from games like this:
Games are not movies. And even if they were, this movie sucks!
OH NO!! DIZZY GILLESPIE!!
OH NO!! DIZZY GILLESPIE!!
lol the mash theme
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