The Spoony Experiment

FMV Hell – Sewer Shark

by Scarlett on April 20, 2008 · View Comments


It’s time to shoot the tubes and tackle Sewer Shark for the SegaCD. The sewer level is the lamest level in any game, so what happens when you’ve got a game that consists entirely of sewer levels?

A million pounds of tubesteak!

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«Tuna» December 29, 2008 at 10:59 am

“Don’t let ‘em freak ya out!”

Invisible Crane December 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Now here is a game I remember I played this a lot as a kid and still occasionally play even today

Danbri December 29, 2008 at 8:43 pm

“Time for a video about sex edu-cation, Dogmeat!”

One of my favorite of your videos, even though the sound’s messed up when you’re on camera.

Jesse December 30, 2008 at 11:54 am

now with the new website up, I’m going back watching all the reviews I haven’t seen in a while and I forgot how much this one made me laugh.

Yo momma December 31, 2008 at 4:18 pm

favorite review since he’s always eating… by the way i think you are the 3rd funniest person on that guy with the glasses

Ehren January 4, 2009 at 1:40 am

DANNY DeVITO! XD

Ehren January 4, 2009 at 1:58 am

nevermind. XD I thought it was Danny DeVito and didn’t see it all the way. XD I was beginning to notice he didn’t quite look or sound right for DeVito. Still a funny game. “A MILLION POUNDS OF TUBE STEAK!”

StevenwithaV January 4, 2009 at 4:30 am

Stenchler’s assistant sounds like Harley Quinn.

Infradead January 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm

You as the Pink Ranger made me fall out of my chair! Awesome review.

Monika January 9, 2009 at 9:41 am

What a shitty game :D
And I love your t-shirt : D

GAKOgenome January 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm

I would have to disagree, Bad Dudes’ sewer level was cool, hell that whole game was cool.

FreddyG January 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Long time viewer, first time poster: You….are…..AWESOME!!! I just felt like I had to say that and ask a question that’s bugging me: The Boss and his “girlfriend” there, aren’t they the parents from Matilda? They look and sound JUST like them but I’m not completely sure.

Bright_side January 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm

In response to the comment about the TMNT being in a game called “Sewer Shenanigans”. There was ACTUALLY a TMNT game on the Gameboy called “Back to the Sewers”. I know this because I owned it.

Jose January 22, 2009 at 6:30 pm

‘Noah Antwieler(sp)’
‘As’
‘The Pink Ranger’

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

Slash Prower 34 January 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I think that “tubesteak” refers to the dead monsters in the sewers. Note how they call the sewers “tubes”? Hm.

Good review.

Harmonica February 12, 2009 at 11:48 am

The sublime “Whitman, Price and Haddad” line really cracked me up! Great work!

mmntw26 February 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm

You are so right about Prize Fighter. You’re literally waiting 8 minutes to even start playing, and then you just get your ass kicked. I never got passed the first fighter.

Of course, my Sega CD busted a while ago. I’ll have to get another one………

….or maybe I could just use the money to buy myself another unshitty system, like a SNES….

A Dead Guy February 16, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Tubesteak is another word for hot dogs.

Lassi February 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Your eyes were really red during the introducion of the game.. don’t worry, I can keep your secret.

This game would actually be pretty decent if it wasn’t for those annoying insta-kills and shitty manual. Quick time events are also bullshit to some.

Mistah J March 24, 2009 at 4:10 pm

The ditzy blonde actually does kind of sound like Harley Quinn. That’s pretty interesting since the guy playing Mr. Stenchler was a regular on Batman: The Animated Series. He did the voice of a detective.

Lucifuga April 11, 2009 at 7:30 am

Tubesteak?

Chris April 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Whoa, I owned this game and I didn’t realize Robert “Harvey Bullock” Costanzo was in it! Interesting that you mistook him for Danny DeVito considering Costanzo did the voice of Philoctetes in the Disney Hercules cartoon, DeVito’s role in the movie.

William A. McDonald April 12, 2009 at 11:45 pm

Aaah Sewer shark, I loved this game when it first came out. A rail shooter, with a rat maze and sweet cut scenes. At least that’s how I felt about it back in the 90’s. Long live Sega and the kingdoms of Atari, may they rest in peace.

Tarcz May 15, 2009 at 12:29 am

Hey… HEY! A Steven Segal movie is not going to get you weird looks… More like comical laughter and an arse beating! But it’s better than a Van Damme movie!!!

Ink May 18, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Augh- holy crap, that guy. All up in yer face.
Tubesteak? I literally saw mashed up meat in toothpaste tubes…weird. but highly nutritious!
<.< saw the red eyes in the beginning too…must be the tears of pain from the sheer crappiness of the game. =D
Watched PowerRangers as a kid (and liked it). If Noah was really pinkranger, hell I would watch the whole series again.

Sifer2 June 4, 2009 at 4:44 pm

lol I used to play Sewer Shark on my friends Sega CD all the time. Never did beat it though. It’s one of those games that is bad but still good at the same time.

trjfj June 7, 2009 at 9:09 am

FUCK PIPE!

Amayirot Akago June 10, 2009 at 11:53 am

Murray Crissmiss! ^_^

Rockyleet64 June 21, 2009 at 9:29 pm

“We’re vaguely amused by your attempt at murder.”

So bad it’s good? I don’t think so.

Greg June 23, 2009 at 6:27 pm

Sewer Shark? More like Sewer Shit! ;P

Suppish July 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm

I gotta admit, Noah does look a lot like Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs xD

Brian July 5, 2009 at 4:33 pm

FrEaKaZoId! YESH!

BOA July 8, 2009 at 2:45 am

Hey why I have to be mister Pink?

Brad (sweaty) Pitts July 24, 2009 at 10:12 am

I actually had this crappy piece of shit….

Andrew Michael July 26, 2009 at 4:42 pm

I notice that Ken Melville wrote this, the same guy that wrote Make My Video…

Anton Höglund July 28, 2009 at 7:07 am

I always found it funny how Spoony One references the Mr.Pink thing from Reservoid Dogs, because he kinda looks like Steve Buscemi

BrUS August 7, 2009 at 2:39 pm

I wonder which psychos came up with this game… no, wait… the makers of Scrubs! Heureca!

But HOLY SHIT, was this random crap funny xD

Quinn August 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Sewers smell like poo gas!

J-Naps August 9, 2009 at 10:17 pm

wait…is ghost the same guy from phantasmagoria 2?

love the spoony one

JZ August 13, 2009 at 7:07 pm

The actor that played the fat guy has, for the most part, only been “the Italian guy”, including being Danny DeVito in Family Guy.

John Doe August 14, 2009 at 8:54 am

2 words: Shit Shark

TAGM August 24, 2009 at 12:39 am

Well, it just proves that the sewers are full of shit…
Though, really, can you call this a sewer? I think “tunnel of evil tiny creatures of death shark” Would have been just as accurate, if a little less catchy…

P.S. 15:06 You know what fits perfectly there?
FALCON… PAWNCH!
… Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Zack Dolan August 28, 2009 at 1:25 am

Ya know, if i never saw you actually finish the game in this video…i literally would never have believed it had an actual completion/ending. i mean it. i had this piece of filthy bucket of vomit loosely referred to as a game and i swear, EVERYTHING led to your death. shoot something = death don’t shoot something = death. don’t follow the robot’s directions = death following the robot’s directions = death. putting the disc in the system = death. seriously, what the hell?! I stand by the belief that this is not only the worst sega cd game, but the worst game for any system…yes, worse than E.T.

and here’s a puzzler for ya: why is it called sewer shark? your ship isn;t the sewer shark, it’s the hole hawg…there are also no sharks, giant radioactive mutant or otherwise in the sewers…so…where do they get…ya know what, nevermind…brain hurts

“smells like victory…and POOH-GAS!!” HAHAHAHA you fucking rule, man. hahahahahahahaha

Miles Teg August 30, 2009 at 5:58 am

The thing that interests me most about FMV games is that probably every single one I’ve ever seen has introductory movies of the kind you might see while standing in line for things like Universal Studios’ Back To The Future ride, or their Terminator 3D movie. I have to assume that people who made FMV games thought this was the wave of the future and they were making the new classics that would get played over and over and over. Did they really think people wanted to sit for 5-15 minutes, every time, listening to cliches introducing themselves and the BS nonsense of the world they live in, trying to really gear you up for the Experience you’re about to go through?

Zeh_uber_medic August 30, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Wow, this is as crappy as E.T for the atari 2600, well, not THAT bad, i mean in this one you can actually SHOOT stuff!

Bojack September 7, 2009 at 9:30 am

E.T. for Atari was the shit. I hear lots of people always Ragging on that game. It was cool at the time. I remember finding all the little Transmitter pieces !! I was just sooo good at it. Now Sewer Shark… that was just awful. Honestly, did Sega think the world would be impressed by SHITTY 256 color Video ? MY GOD it wasn’t even Full Screen !!!!! It was just AWFUL ! ! Why Sega.. WHY…. !?!?!?

protoman September 21, 2009 at 7:33 pm

i loved this video your fucking awesome spoony i am a long time viewer first time poster i just wanted to say all your stuff is so good keep it up man and thank you for introducing me to the cinemasnob he is just fucking crazy and i love him for that lol take it easy my friend

spooney jr. September 28, 2009 at 6:40 pm

hey spooney did you ever loved school and can you make a oblivion review

Squall Lee September 30, 2009 at 1:56 am

Best review of this… funky game I’ve seen. I notice that seems to be a constant theme with Spoony’s videos

Atsuko October 4, 2009 at 10:50 am

I actually think it is Harley Quinn. It def has to be. The voices are identical.

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