FMV Hell – Sewer Shark

by Scarlett on April 20, 2008 · View Comments

It’s time to shoot the tubes and tackle Sewer Shark for the SegaCD. The sewer level is the lamest level in any game, so what happens when you’ve got a game that consists entirely of sewer levels?

A million pounds of tubesteak!

VenomSpawn

When I saw him sending the brain eating fireflies into the sewers I thought of Rita sending some new monster to earth to fight the power rangers, (I assume you put the opening at the end because you reviewed the fmv next, but it was a nice coincidence), the music played when he sends the bugs, the music sounds like something ominous out of power rangers, too.

neoatg

I hate hate this game never could get past the 1st area

notyoursavior78

Sega CD had some good games, but not this one....not any FMV focused game. Sewer Shark is shit.

Ray

Holy crap, the fat guy is the guy from that nabisco shredded wheat commercial I now remember everything about O.o

ThePotatoKing

John Dykstra's name appeared in the credits of Inglourious Basterds. ZOMG.

G-Fan

Nice Reservoir Dogs reference at the end there.

DarkSeason

Lol Spoony´s the Pink Ranger

PipeDan

Costanza played Alphonse Giardella in the 1st season of NYPD Blue. He's the one who shot Andy Sipowitzasomething after being forced to eat socks... and was tricked into eating dog shit. Shockingly, I can't find clips of any of that on YouTube - if you need them, I'll try and make a Costanza montage.

djw175

is the blond with the vocab the voice of harley quinn?

Shadowwolf

I think he says cube steak. Not tube steak. Either way, great video!

Yojiro

Shooting mutated monsters with popcorn in the sewers and playing weird fail/win videos that seem out of place,
They really went all the way with this one.

nick

NNNNOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE POWER RANGERS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AMDfreak

sadly i loved Sewer shark guess i didn't know better back then

I hate ads

Where did you learn to fly?

fräulein prachtmeer

arg ! was just the buggy player - i feel so sorry...

fräulein prachtmeer

the video seams to be offline =/

Matt

its the guy who plays Joey's dad in Friends.

HSM

I realized that too... does anyone know that actor?

Atsuko

I actually think it is Harley Quinn. It def has to be. The voices are identical.

Squall Lee

Best review of this... funky game I've seen. I notice that seems to be a constant theme with Spoony's videos

spooney jr.

hey spooney did you ever loved school and can you make a oblivion review

protoman

i loved this video your fucking awesome spoony i am a long time viewer first time poster i just wanted to say all your stuff is so good keep it up man and thank you for introducing me to the cinemasnob he is just fucking crazy and i love him for that lol take it easy my friend

Bojack

E.T. for Atari was the shit. I hear lots of people always Ragging on that game. It was cool at the time. I remember finding all the little Transmitter pieces !! I was just sooo good at it. Now Sewer Shark... that was just awful. Honestly, did Sega think the world would be impressed by SHITTY 256 color Video ? MY GOD it wasn't even Full Screen !!!!! It was just AWFUL ! ! Why Sega.. WHY.... !?!?!?

Zeh_uber_medic

Wow, this is as crappy as E.T for the atari 2600, well, not THAT bad, i mean in this one you can actually SHOOT stuff!

Miles Teg

The thing that interests me most about FMV games is that probably every single one I've ever seen has introductory movies of the kind you might see while standing in line for things like Universal Studios' Back To The Future ride, or their Terminator 3D movie. I have to assume that people who made FMV games thought this was the wave of the future and they were making the new classics that would get played over and over and over. Did they really think people wanted to sit for 5-15 minutes, every time, listening to cliches introducing themselves and the BS nonsense of the world they live in, trying to really gear you up for the Experience you're about to go through?

Zack Dolan

Ya know, if i never saw you actually finish the game in this video...i literally would never have believed it had an actual completion/ending. i mean it. i had this piece of filthy bucket of vomit loosely referred to as a game and i swear, EVERYTHING led to your death. shoot something = death don't shoot something = death. don't follow the robot's directions = death following the robot's directions = death. putting the disc in the system = death. seriously, what the hell?! I stand by the belief that this is not only the worst sega cd game, but the worst game for any system...yes, worse than E.T.

and here's a puzzler for ya: why is it called sewer shark? your ship isn;t the sewer shark, it's the hole hawg...there are also no sharks, giant radioactive mutant or otherwise in the sewers...so...where do they get...ya know what, nevermind...brain hurts

"smells like victory...and POOH-GAS!!" HAHAHAHA you fucking rule, man. hahahahahahahaha

TAGM

Well, it just proves that the sewers are full of shit...
Though, really, can you call this a sewer? I think "tunnel of evil tiny creatures of death shark" Would have been just as accurate, if a little less catchy...

P.S. 15:06 You know what fits perfectly there?
FALCON... PAWNCH!
... Sorry, couldn't resist.