Best review EVER

Best review EVER

Spoony between this, FF8, Phantasmagoria II, and the thing, this is one of the greats… Its too bad Godzilla (The American Version) didn’t have a game because it had a shitload of Taco Bell in it

Spoony between this, FF8, Phantasmagoria II, and the thing, this is one of the greats… Its too bad Godzilla (The American Version) didn’t have a game because it had a shitload of Taco Bell in it

spoony this si one of you’re best reviews ever right next to ff8 and phantasmagoria 2 its really funny

spoony this si one of you’re best reviews ever right next to ff8 and phantasmagoria 2 its really funny

This must be one of the games that used the MK engine like Batman Forever. Sweeps work really well in MK1 and 2 as well.

This must be one of the games that used the MK engine like Batman Forever. Sweeps work really well in MK1 and 2 as well.

HOLY LOL! xD, I must’ve watched the end like 20 times. Your sylvester impression just cracked me up man. Seriosly the BEST IMPRESSION EVAAAAR!!! XD, “and yeah.. PEHONIX!!!!!!!!”

HOLY LOL! xD, I must’ve watched the end like 20 times. Your sylvester impression just cracked me up man. Seriosly the BEST IMPRESSION EVAAAAR!!! XD, “and yeah.. PEHONIX!!!!!!!!”

Damn I love your videos! Yeah, line up enemies!

Damn I love your videos! Yeah, line up enemies!

I’M SHOOTING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!

I’M SHOOTING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!

Noah, I’ve watched most of your videos. I’m a married man and am not gay but… I love you.

P.S. How come you don’t like “Cobra”?

P.P.S. For other viewers, please watch the “Sweep the Leg” video. Not only does it have alot the origianl “Karate Kid” cast in it, but also Mr. Freaking Belding! Need I say more?

Is it just me, or is there some Schwarzenegger in your Stallone voice? Could be me…

(murder death kill) xD times 9000

(murder death kill) xD times 9000

Wow, poor Burton…

Wow, poor Burton…

What, no Hot Shots! Part Deux-style “BLOODIEST GAME EVER” gag?

Excellent review.

What, no Hot Shots! Part Deux-style “BLOODIEST GAME EVER” gag?

Excellent review.

spoony wens ur minority report video game reveiw coming out?
i saw it on johny nuemonic could u tell everyone comin out?

what’s the music at “what the fuck am I supposed to shoot?”? It sounds so familiar…

what’s the music at “what the fuck am I supposed to shoot?”? It sounds so familiar…

it’s like the 5th or maybe 6th time im watching this review…
just wanted to say dude, youre brilliant, great job on all your reviews, but please… for crying out loud, stop playing with dolls, I can’t bare to watch it.

it’s like the 5th or maybe 6th time im watching this review…
just wanted to say dude, youre brilliant, great job on all your reviews, but please… for crying out loud, stop playing with dolls, I can’t bare to watch it.

Screw that: the Doll bits are hilareous. Giant Dizzy Gillespie is, as they say, ‘Teh shit’.

Screw that: the Doll bits are hilareous. Giant Dizzy Gillespie is, as they say, ‘Teh shit’.

I don’t mean to sound rude or ungrateful for the videos, but the Blip.TV service you’re using to host them is DRIVING ME INSANNEEEE.

Can’t they be hosted somewhere without irritating popup ads non-stop? It’s putting me off watching. I don’t mind one or two in a video, but these ones just DON’T go away! I close them, I close them, I close them again. Every time, they come back! Argh!

Sorry if these are a source of income for you, but I think it’s worth mentioning.

Good video, as usual. However the video service is really detracting from it all… Also, WHY the hell are they advertising chinese spoons to me?? O_O

I don’t mean to sound rude or ungrateful for the videos, but the Blip.TV service you’re using to host them is DRIVING ME INSANNEEEE.

Can’t they be hosted somewhere without irritating popup ads non-stop? It’s putting me off watching. I don’t mind one or two in a video, but these ones just DON’T go away! I close them, I close them, I close them again. Every time, they come back! Argh!

Sorry if these are a source of income for you, but I think it’s worth mentioning.

Good video, as usual. However the video service is really detracting from it all… Also, WHY the hell are they advertising chinese spoons to me?? O_O

I love all the TV curse words in this one. And I feel so sad that I recognized all of them. When you said “Smeg” though, I actually squeeled with joy!

I love all the TV curse words in this one. And I feel so sad that I recognized all of them. When you said “Smeg” though, I actually squeeled with joy!

Crash Gineros to give you some help, if just keep the cursor on the actual movie screen the you will only get 1 popup throughout the whole video.

Crash Gineros to give you some help, if just keep the cursor on the actual movie screen the you will only get 1 popup throughout the whole video.

im sorry that was for Duality. or anybody who wanted to know.

I found your combination of Firefly and Battlestar Galactica swear words, to incite a giggle, from me.

I found your combination of Firefly and Battlestar Galactica swear words, to incite a giggle, from me.

The “500 holes in your face, learning to eat with a fork” insult means the receiver is retarded and poking his face with holes, with the fork. Just figured that out.

The “500 holes in your face, learning to eat with a fork” insult means the receiver is retarded and poking his face with holes, with the fork. Just figured that out.

I hear music in the background. Is that a taco bell song? O.o Oddly enough I haven’t heard it before.

And yeah, all restaurants WILL be Taco Bell in the future! BOOYAH!!!

I hear music in the background. Is that a taco bell song? O.o Oddly enough I haven’t heard it before.

And yeah, all restaurants WILL be Taco Bell in the future! BOOYAH!!!

lmao at carlito

lmao at carlito

The song at the beginning while you’re describing your assignment, “If I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener”? CLASSIC.

Pure genius, your work is.

Is it really Taco Bell? In the movie they kept going on about Pizza Hut, even though the subs also said Taco Bell. It was…confusing as hell, to be honest.

Is it really Taco Bell? In the movie they kept going on about Pizza Hut, even though the subs also said Taco Bell. It was…confusing as hell, to be honest.

KatonRyu, the Pizza Hut thing was only in the European version of the movie. That’s because Taco Bell doesn’t have any restaurants here in the Old World (or at least, they didn’t have any when Demolition Man came out, I don’t know if that has changed since then).
And here is how corporate sponsoring in movies reached its climax: Since Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are both owned by Tricon (so is KFC, by the way), THEY DIGITALLY REPLACED EVERY SINGLE TACO BELL SIGN in the background with Pizza Hut logos and had the actors dub their lines. Honestly. Now I guess the English subtitles for Demolition Man are identical in North America, the UK, Australia and wherever else someone would watch English subs, so that’s why they didn’t change that.

A similar thing happened a couple of years later when “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” had two different titles. In areas without White Castle restaurants, it was renamed “Harold and Kumar get the Munchies”.

KatonRyu, the Pizza Hut thing was only in the European version of the movie. That’s because Taco Bell doesn’t have any restaurants here in the Old World (or at least, they didn’t have any when Demolition Man came out, I don’t know if that has changed since then).
And here is how corporate sponsoring in movies reached its climax: Since Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are both owned by Tricon (so is KFC, by the way), THEY DIGITALLY REPLACED EVERY SINGLE TACO BELL SIGN in the background with Pizza Hut logos and had the actors dub their lines. Honestly. Now I guess the English subtitles for Demolition Man are identical in North America, the UK, Australia and wherever else someone would watch English subs, so that’s why they didn’t change that.

A similar thing happened a couple of years later when “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” had two different titles. In areas without White Castle restaurants, it was renamed “Harold and Kumar get the Munchies”.

Whats the name of the song when zell appears?
please need to know

Whats the name of the song when zell appears?
please need to know

Y’know, if you used the song “Demolotion Man” quite a bit during this then that would’ve been somewhat of a laugh.

Y’know, if you used the song “Demolotion Man” quite a bit during this then that would’ve been somewhat of a laugh.

Apparently someone DOES have the gun:

http://cgi.ebay.com/3DO-Panasonic-GUN-3-GUN-GAMES-complete-in-BOX_W0QQitemZ230337288259QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVideo_Games?hash=item230337288259&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A1|39%3A1|240%3A1318

Apparently someone DOES have the gun:

http://cgi.ebay.com/3DO-Panasonic-GUN-3-GUN-GAMES-complete-in-BOX_W0QQitemZ230337288259QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVideo_Games?hash=item230337288259&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A1|39%3A1|240%3A1318

How do i be as cool as you Spooney

How do i be as cool as you Spooney

That song is so familiar…what’s that song playing during the Cryo Lab sequence, when Spoony is one-shotting over 100 enemies?

lol I like your shirt

lol I like your shirt

I had the infinity hole on Silent Hill: Homecoming…and you thought this game was recent.

I had the infinity hole on Silent Hill: Homecoming…and you thought this game was recent.

Love your reviews, Spoony. Looking forward to further ones.

@Liam: that song is Barber’s Adagio for Strings.

Where did the shirt come from? Predator being the second greatest Arnold movie ever…..

Where did the shirt come from? Predator being the second greatest Arnold movie ever…..

LOL you don’t know how to use the shell

LOL you don’t know how to use the shell

Way better then the nostalgia critic

Way better then the nostalgia critic

Fantastic review, brought back so many memories. I had this game and was damned and determined I was going to beat it. The more it pissed me off the more I was hell bent.
But you left out the weirdest part. If you beat the game you got to have sex with Sandra Bullock, which made it all worth while..sort of..well not really. It was this replay of the psychic sex scene they had from the film with the premise that it was you she was mind screwing.
As rewards go it was..surreal at best.

Fantastic review, brought back so many memories. I had this game and was damned and determined I was going to beat it. The more it pissed me off the more I was hell bent.
But you left out the weirdest part. If you beat the game you got to have sex with Sandra Bullock, which made it all worth while..sort of..well not really. It was this replay of the psychic sex scene they had from the film with the premise that it was you she was mind screwing.
As rewards go it was..surreal at best.

wasnt there a Snes version?

good job with the clip from Princess Bride
“I want my father back,you son of a bitch!”

good job with the clip from Princess Bride
“I want my father back,you son of a bitch!”

Evil family friendly ways =P <3

Wait… what?

Wait… what?

Uh…. what? This review is old, why is it on the front page? lol, funny thing is, Me and my friend just watched it. But, yea, “Holy technical difficulties, Batman!” is fairly relevant here. Oh, and I was wondering, is there maybe an ETA for the next part of Let’s Riff On Ripper?

Uh…. what? This review is old, why is it on the front page? lol, funny thing is, Me and my friend just watched it. But, yea, “Holy technical difficulties, Batman!” is fairly relevant here. Oh, and I was wondering, is there maybe an ETA for the next part of Let’s Riff On Ripper?

OOPS! Just saw the Twitter thingy, Also, sorry for the double-post

OOPS! Just saw the Twitter thingy, Also, sorry for the double-post

OK?
It’s nothing to complain about since you have been updating fairly regularly, and as you said it doesn’t hurt to revisit some classics.
Still I feel that you didn’t have to post these on the front page, but I “forgive” you since you’re being silly :)

Have a great day Spoony and all.

OK?
It’s nothing to complain about since you have been updating fairly regularly, and as you said it doesn’t hurt to revisit some classics.
Still I feel that you didn’t have to post these on the front page, but I “forgive” you since you’re being silly :)

Have a great day Spoony and all.

Again why?
Ehh, maybe it was accidentally deleted and now it here again.

Again why?
Ehh, maybe it was accidentally deleted and now it here again.

Nice to see the old classics Spoon. Yor was the review that made me a full fledged fan of the site.

Nice to see the old classics Spoon. Yor was the review that made me a full fledged fan of the site.

Look at how young he was back then. And with no beard-ish facial hair :)

Look at how young he was back then. And with no beard-ish facial hair :)

@Marcus: “Look at how young he was back then. And with no beard-ish facial hair :)”

“Back then?!” This was made less than a year ago!

@Marcus: “Look at how young he was back then. And with no beard-ish facial hair :)”

“Back then?!” This was made less than a year ago!

@ChaosD1 @Marcus:

Of course, unless you were talking about Sly Stallone… than… good god, you’re right. Demo Man was made in what, ’93?

@ChaosD1 @Marcus:

Of course, unless you were talking about Sly Stallone… than… good god, you’re right. Demo Man was made in what, ’93?

Nice Beetlejuice Impression. It just cracked me up a that part. GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!!!!!

i think the body count scene coulda used the scene in hot shots part deux… but still, good as always spoony

i think the body count scene coulda used the scene in hot shots part deux… but still, good as always spoony

The thing that really baffled me about the movie was how was it possible in 40 years 99% of the population to absolutely forget what life was like in the 90s? Hell, the old guy in the police station that used to work with Spartan knew what it was like back then, yet the chief of police (who was probably as old as him) is shocked and amazed how life could have been so “barbaric”!

So yeah I think that part wasn’t really thought out so great.

some might ask “what makes him a good demoman?” well if he were a BAD demoman, he wouldn’t be SITTING there, DISCUSSING it with you, now WOULD HE?!?!

but i’m over here with my head full of eyeballs.

some might ask “what makes him a good demoman?” well if he were a BAD demoman, he wouldn’t be SITTING there, DISCUSSING it with you, now WOULD HE?!?!

but i’m over here with my head full of eyeballs.

is that “in the future, all restaurants are taco bell” a midnight brown reference? if so, awesome! lol

lol smeg

lol smeg

Wait, you actually got permission from a real band to use their song as your theme song? Not like several other gaming reviewers who just use songs for the heck of it…

Heh, how very considerate of you. Then again, maybe you’re the reason why “Break Me” is the most popular Irresponsibles song on iTunes.

Also, loved this review. “Go for 20! Go for 20!”

were does that “time paradox” come from? its impossible to find that “you created a time paradox” voiceline (if you can say that) on youtube

u sell out

Stallone snipes demolition man. sounds like a newspaper headline to me

I SO wish I had Spoony saying ” We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck.” as a ringtone. 

Also, kudos for having a clip of my absolute favorite line from the movie.  (“Love that smell; reminds me of biscuits and gravy!”)

Every now and then, I’ll bust out one of these old spoony videos for a
good laugh, and earlier this summer I was introduced to the wonderful
show, Red Dwarf, which I had not yet seen the last time I saw this
review. 

So naturally, NOW that I’ve seen Red Dwarf, while watching this I stopped and said to myself, “Wait, did he just say ‘Smeg’??”

It’s fun how we learn new things and catch jokes we didn’t/couldn’t get the first time.  It makes re-viewing the videos so much more enjoyable.

Will you ever review this old 3DO game called Uprising 2 Lead and Destroy? I played it on pc and it was pretty darn good. But you probably could find something to say about it.

Looks like 90′s kid finally snapped.

8:35 Oh you lying whore Spoony *playful laugh* you’re trying to block low when he is clearly punching you in the face