Demolition Man Review

I think this may be my favorite review of Noah's. No matter how many times I see the "Murder\Death\Kill" scene, I laugh my ass off every time.

Yeah that got major laughs from me too.

Excellent review as aslways spoony. but i have one question do you have a Total Recall review somewhere on the net? since i can't find it here or on youtube.

I would like to know too if this review exists :3

I don't remember the Spoony One ever doing a review for that. But Armake21 reviewed Total Recall that's where I first saw the "infinity hole." LOL

Nice setup for the joke at the end. That's one of the reasons I don't eat taco bell. Carne asada doesn't run through you like that.

LOL why does your house have a prison toilet?

that wasn't the prision toilet, it was the Police Station Toilet =P

@Gmasterfluffy: That is true, except your definition of "punishment" is actually positive punishment. There's also negative punishment that's basically the removal of a good stimulus for bad behavior (e.g. "grounding"). Of course, you have to make sure that the person actually *sees* the punishment as a bad thing for it to work; grounding your kids to their toy filled, computer and TV containing room usually doesn't work so well--it'd be better to ground such kids *out* of their room!

Negative Reinforcement is not the same thing as punishment. Negative reinforcement is the removal of an aversive stimulus. Punishment is imposing an aversive stimulus as a result of a behavior deemed morally wrong, I.E. the exact opposite.

I can't find the lyrics to Break Me anywhere else so....here they are

I met you on a thursday
Friday, took you home
Well Saturday I'm beggin you, baby
Just leave me alone

You're turning me upside down
Pull me to the ground
When you shake me, shake me
I'm givving you what you need
And I'm begging, please
Don't break me, break me love

You took me to your bedroom
Threw me to the floor
You left me beaten and broken but still I
I still come back for more
You make me feel so dirty
And it feels alright
Well I know you just gona hurt me when I

You're turning me upside down
Pull me to the ground
When you shake me, shake me
I'm givving you what you need
And I'm begging, please
Don't break me, break me
You're making it feel so good
Like a young girl should
When you take me, take me
I'm givving you what you need
And I'm begging please
Don't break me, break me love

WOAH YEAH

You're turning me upside down
Pull me to the ground
When you shake me, shake me
I'm givving you what you need
And I'm begging, please
Don't break me, break me
You're making it feel so good
Like a young girl should
When you take me, take me
I'm givving you what you need
And I'm begging please
Don't break me, break me love

Love
Love
Love love
Woah

You know what old game you should review? One that semi plagued my childhood........Die Hard Trillogy for the Playstation, oh my God some of the shooting stages were brutal...and the driving..........

So apparently Spoony was blond as a kid. Who knew?

15:20... I almost died...

oh man, the one on one fights with Phoenix look right out of mortal kombat

from the review, it looks like the controls are just as bad

@ M

It's a special game over from Metal Gear Solid 3, that takes place anytime you do something that would change any events that would happen later in the Metal Gear Timeline (I.E. any of the other games.) For instance, killing Ocelot.

were does that "time paradox" come from? its impossible to find that "you created a time paradox" voiceline (if you can say that) on youtube

Wait, you actually got permission from a real band to use their song as your theme song? Not like several other gaming reviewers who just use songs for the heck of it...

Heh, how very considerate of you. Then again, maybe you're the reason why "Break Me" is the most popular Irresponsibles song on iTunes.

Also, loved this review. "Go for 20! Go for 20!"

lol smeg

is that "in the future, all restaurants are taco bell" a midnight brown reference? if so, awesome! lol

some might ask "what makes him a good demoman?" well if he were a BAD demoman, he wouldn't be SITTING there, DISCUSSING it with you, now WOULD HE?!?!

but i'm over here with my head full of eyeballs.

The thing that really baffled me about the movie was how was it possible in 40 years 99% of the population to absolutely forget what life was like in the 90s? Hell, the old guy in the police station that used to work with Spartan knew what it was like back then, yet the chief of police (who was probably as old as him) is shocked and amazed how life could have been so "barbaric"!

So yeah I think that part wasn't really thought out so great.

i think the body count scene coulda used the scene in hot shots part deux... but still, good as always spoony

Nice Beetlejuice Impression. It just cracked me up a that part. GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!!!!!

@ChaosD1 @Marcus:

Of course, unless you were talking about Sly Stallone... than... good god, you're right. Demo Man was made in what, '93?

@Marcus: "Look at how young he was back then. And with no beard-ish facial hair :)"

"Back then?!" This was made less than a year ago!

Look at how young he was back then. And with no beard-ish facial hair :)

Nice to see the old classics Spoon. Yor was the review that made me a full fledged fan of the site.

Again why?
Ehh, maybe it was accidentally deleted and now it here again.

OK?
It's nothing to complain about since you have been updating fairly regularly, and as you said it doesn't hurt to revisit some classics.
Still I feel that you didn't have to post these on the front page, but I "forgive" you since you're being silly :)

Have a great day Spoony and all.