I really hate that goddamn cop. I really hoped she’d die.

horrifically

other than that, keep up the humor spoony :O

Hahaha! “Oh and CONSTRUCT more pylons! I laughed my ass off on that one… :D

I wish I could do the Nazi accent. I’m German, I should be able to get it right! Can you please make a “Nazi for dummies” video?

I hope Trevor isn’t going to die. He’s the most awesome part of the game. And that says a lot.

I wish I could do the Nazi accent. I’m German, I should be able to get it right! Can you please make a “Nazi for dummies” video?

I hope Trevor isn’t going to die. He’s the most awesome part of the game. And that says a lot.

Hellz yeah! Static-X is the best!

“Brokeback mountain 2: the puzzle of flesh”
OUCH!
BARF!
Serously!

“Brokeback mountain 2: the puzzle of flesh”
OUCH!
BARF!
Serously!

ok, did anyone else notice the name bob on the toolbox at the start? its written in the grime near the bottom left O_o

Goddamn, that bitchy cop is annoying!

Goddamn, that bitchy cop is annoying!

Just one question when did you learned german??^^

Hahaahahaghaahahaaa!!! The moment that S and M scene started I I had to stop watching. My stomach is hurting from laughter. I dn[t thinkg I can even finsih this comm hahahaaha!

Hahaahahaghaahahaaa!!! The moment that S and M scene started I I had to stop watching. My stomach is hurting from laughter. I dn[t thinkg I can even finsih this comm hahahaaha!

Just awesome, this is by far my favorite hour. “Curtis. Shirt. Now!”

Is it just me, or are you people continuously getting that stupid ridiculous starbursts ad popping up forcing you to watch 90 seconds of horrible-ness? Seriously, it’s really bad, and this ad has been everywhere on alot of the websites like this, and TGWTG and everything, I cant stand it.

Is it just me, or are you people continuously getting that stupid ridiculous starbursts ad popping up forcing you to watch 90 seconds of horrible-ness? Seriously, it’s really bad, and this ad has been everywhere on alot of the websites like this, and TGWTG and everything, I cant stand it.

Good title for a song, Bloodtrocuted.

“Is it just me, or are you people continuously getting that stupid ridiculous starbursts ad popping up forcing you to watch 90 seconds of horrible-ness? Seriously, it’s really bad, and this ad has been everywhere on alot of the websites like this, and TGWTG and everything, I cant stand it.”

I’m getting it too. I don’t know WHY they bother, since these commercial-people KNOW that 90% of the time, people don’t watch them.

“Is it just me, or are you people continuously getting that stupid ridiculous starbursts ad popping up forcing you to watch 90 seconds of horrible-ness? Seriously, it’s really bad, and this ad has been everywhere on alot of the websites like this, and TGWTG and everything, I cant stand it.”

I’m getting it too. I don’t know WHY they bother, since these commercial-people KNOW that 90% of the time, people don’t watch them.

But anyway, yeah, that has got to be the most annoying and bitchiest cop I have ever seen in my life. I know I sound a little harsh when I say this, but I hope she gets killed too.

I’m so nice xD

A Get Smart reference? Well, that was unexpected! XD

A Get Smart reference? Well, that was unexpected! XD

No security personnel, kids running around, passwords just lying around. WORST SECRET LAB EVER

My ass!

My ass!

“I was bitten by a radioactive homo”

Oh my freaking god, I pissed myself when I heard this one!

Oh shit! I have the rug at 4:13!

Oh shit! I have the rug at 4:13!

Oh shit! I have the rug at 4:13!

A radioactive homo, South Park references, and a secret lab! What more can you ask for!

“I heard that, Curtis!”

A radioactive homo, South Park references, and a secret lab! What more can you ask for!

“I heard that, Curtis!”

It is very funny to hear you speaking German.
I wouldn’t notice the way Terese speaks if you’d not mention it.

Curtis’ such a jerk: “‘kay, you can kill anyone but spare my rat!!!”
Can’t believe the stupid way the game evolved. Imho it started off rather good but now..duh..

It is very funny to hear you speaking German.
I wouldn’t notice the way Terese speaks if you’d not mention it.

Curtis’ such a jerk: “‘kay, you can kill anyone but spare my rat!!!”
Can’t believe the stupid way the game evolved. Imho it started off rather good but now..duh..

It is very funny to hear you speaking German.
I wouldn’t notice the way Terese speaks if you’d not mention it.

Curtis’ such a jerk: “‘kay, you can kill anyone but spare my rat!!!”
Can’t believe the stupid way the game evolved. Imho it started off rather good but now..duh..

Marilyn Manson reference FTW!

Marilyn Manson reference FTW!

“Over there asshole”.

“Over there asshole”.

This is so funny! Its like MST3K with video games, I’m glad I found your videos, Mr. Spoony.

This is so funny! Its like MST3K with video games, I’m glad I found your videos, Mr. Spoony.

This is so funny! Its like MST3K with video games, I’m glad I found your videos, Mr. Spoony.

no shirt!! HAHAHA

no shirt!! HAHAHA

“Hi, my name is Noah.”
*Theresa Screams*

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. XD

“Hi, my name is Noah.”
*Theresa Screams*

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. XD

“Hi, my name is Noah.”
*Theresa Screams*

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. XD

Actually, clothed sex is one of the best types there are! Nakedness just isn’t all that arousing. The right clothes, however, can really enhance the experience.

QUESADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

QUESADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dude,

did i just catch a silent hill reference about the dog pulling levers in the control room

I had to double check it to be sure but at about 11:22 Curtis ACTUALLY SAYS “The night they shot him…. oh… oh my god. I’d never seen him dead before.”

I feel for him. the FIRST time you see a family member killed is the hardest. After that subsequent killings tend to lose their sting.

lol u got me on the spanish inquisition
good show

lol u got me on the spanish inquisition
good show

Oh my god, you made a CSI: Miami David Caruso joke, complete with the Roger Daltrey scream!

WIN.

Agreed, lots of hilarious refs, the best being the CSI: Miami and Chocolate Rain ones!!! Best part yet, but I do have to watch the next one LOL!!!! Get yourself a TV show ASAP, Spoony, plz!

This really is like watching MST3k, only that it’s on a video game and way longer. Curtis even looks a bit like Mike Nelson in some scenes. Awesome! :D

This really is like watching MST3k, only that it’s on a video game and way longer. Curtis even looks a bit like Mike Nelson in some scenes. Awesome! :D

South Park and Silent Hill references… awesome

South Park and Silent Hill references… awesome

I BET that its the water. The water in the cooler is doing this.

I BET that its the water. The water in the cooler is doing this.

I BET that its the water. The water in the cooler is doing this.

Indian food and butt sex doesn’t sound like a good idea.

Indian food and butt sex doesn’t sound like a good idea.

lol!
These ” chemicals” on the list are all very common medical drugs you can get in every pharmacy.
…what can I say….

lol!
These ” chemicals” on the list are all very common medical drugs you can get in every pharmacy.
…what can I say….

Please stop doing the cop voice. The rest are great, but that one … ugh.

Speaking of voices, while I love the German accent, I feel like you really overdid Therese’s accent (which I didn’t even notice till you started referencing it like crazy).

SPOONY, I LOVE YOUR PHANTASMAGORIA LP SERIES!! <3

Now that I've got that outta the way, I just HAVE to tell you the most disturbingly hilarious thing I think I've ever read! I wanted to find out about the actors in this thing, to see if they did anything else before or since, and you'll never believe what I found…

The actress who played Therese was married to the actor who played Trevor at one time (couldn't find specific dates, but pretty sure it was before this game was made).

Not only that, but she was married to the actor who played Curtis' dad during the filming of this game. Seriously.

O_O

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Waitaminnit…does that mean Trevor's not really gay?!?!?! Or does that mean that Therese turned him gay when they split up??? Actually, that makes a lot of sense… ;P

SPOONY, I LOVE YOUR PHANTASMAGORIA LP SERIES!! <3

Now that I've got that outta the way, I just HAVE to tell you the most disturbingly hilarious thing I think I've ever read! I wanted to find out about the actors in this thing, to see if they did anything else before or since, and you'll never believe what I found…

The actress who played Therese was married to the actor who played Trevor at one time (couldn't find specific dates, but pretty sure it was before this game was made).

Not only that, but she was married to the actor who played Curtis' dad during the filming of this game. Seriously.

O_O

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Waitaminnit…does that mean Trevor's not really gay?!?!?! Or does that mean that Therese turned him gay when they split up??? Actually, that makes a lot of sense… ;P

Funny how you have no idea how a psychiatrist works.

Spoony your joke with the line from “the bad touch” went through my head right before you said it.

When you’re going off about how improbable it is that Curtis would find that letter, you left out one point: Curtis’ dad begs him to stay as far away from WynTech as possible . . . and then hides the toolbox not only inside WynTech but in a location where Curtis would have to be an employee to get access to it. Brilliant move, dad.

The construct additional pylons line was my favorite.
I hate to admit it, but… I’m kind of into the story… Perhaps if it was designed and written better, this game actually could’ve been GOOD. …ish…

The construct additional pylons line was my favorite.
I hate to admit it, but… I’m kind of into the story… Perhaps if it was designed and written better, this game actually could’ve been GOOD. …ish…

You are really over thinking the S&M part there Spoony. Obviously more than the developers of the game did.

You are really over thinking the S&M part there Spoony. Obviously more than the developers of the game did.

You are really over thinking the S&M part there Spoony. Obviously more than the developers of the game did.

The code wasnt OVER 9000!!!!!1

Wait a minute, was Therese…..bloodtrocuted?
Brutal.

Wait a minute, was Therese…..bloodtrocuted?
Brutal.

im not scared of doors. im scared of whats behind the door

im not scared of doors. im scared of whats behind the door

“this is DJ ratboy”

LMAO XD

“this is DJ ratboy”

LMAO XD

The detective’s ASS killed them! MY GOD! IT HAS A MIND OF IT’S OWN!

What gets me is how bad the plot is lmao… Cuz the second a girl sees scratch marks she immediately assumes he was seeing another woman!! XD I also lol at the lack of police tap and how only one detective is at the scene, which Spoony pointed out, but its still so bad lol.

What gets me is how bad the plot is lmao… Cuz the second a girl sees scratch marks she immediately assumes he was seeing another woman!! XD I also lol at the lack of police tap and how only one detective is at the scene, which Spoony pointed out, but its still so bad lol.

Alas, you skipped the screen between leaving the psychiatrist’s office and returning home. Apparently after Curtis leaves, the psychiatrist calls in the next patient and a guy dressed as Batman leaps into the scene.

This is an excellent Let’s Play. Very funny. My god this game seems awful.

Why in blazes isn’t “I know Blob can’t talk!” in big, white letters with a little rat scurrying off underneath on a t-shirt?

Why in blazes isn’t “I know Blob can’t talk!” in big, white letters with a little rat scurrying off underneath on a t-shirt?

“Oh my look at the freak.”

This is the funniest of them all so far!

I call that Trevor is evil!!!!!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

okay so i was re watching these for a bought the 3rd time great job spooney and i noticed something the eye on the monoter at 40:00 or so is the eye of pumpkinhead!!!!! ooo if only he knew that it would be a sign to come

haha i started singing chocolate rain the exact same time as him xD

Easy on the gay jokes. Use them sparingly. It's lazy writing if that's what you gotta fall back on. There's gay jokes thrown around all the time at work, and it gets old. :/

I'm a little surprised that Spoony didn't have a Bob and Tom joke ready to go. Come to think of it, is that show even still on the air?

“Paint it Black” reference I love it!

Somebody… <shades> just overcharged her.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

Man, that detective pisses me off more every time I watch this. Bad acting is one thing, but everything about that character just makes me furious.

Professional detective response to alibi: “MY ASS!” You're doing it wrong.

pepper on vanilla ice cream is very good

Or become Batman.

Is it worth mentioning, that the final sex scene is far more, lets go with “visual” if you are not playing the cut version ?
srsly. half this game is checking the mirror, talking to rats and quite hardcore porn (if one plays the uncut version, cut version same deal without the porn).

(its probably worth mentioning that the game asks during install if one wishes to play the game cut or uncut (or in a later released version it will ask for an password, in case one uses the XP/Vista installer, the password can be found in the “language.inf” and should by default be “PASSWORD”) especially in the event which faces most players now with the inability to install this game on any Windows OS after 98 without the XP/Vista installer which automatically decides that the game will be installed in the cut version)

but then Blip doesn't allow Mature content anyways, so hardcore Porn would get the vids deleted anyway

43:26 “My God Peter, we've done it. We've perfected the everlasting Gobstopper. *salivating* I just IMAGINE that fruit flavor!” lol

The Get Smart joke and the Tarantino/foot shot reference had me rolling.

Consider yourself lucky.

The CSI joke had me loling so damn hard my parents had to come check on me to see what was going on.

YEAH TOAST

Should we do something? I think we should do something. Should we do something? I think we should do something. Right around 35 minutes in :3

Where Curtis and Therese even HAVING sex? I mean, his pants were still on! She was still wearing the bottom of that outfit-thing she was wearing! HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

(don’t answer that, i’m not sure i wanna know)

You know its funny, I was spending a lot of time wondering if you were ever, in five hours, going to drop a CSI Miami joke. Glad to see you didn’t disappoint, oh Spoony one!

<..>
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At the very least they could have done SOME research into behavioral psychology. His possible MO is inconstant with his psychosis and sexual deviancy and his mother killing herself because she hated him? Really?

“hi, my names noah” classic lol

I did say “No one expects the Spanish inquisition!”

Laser disc, huh? That REALLY dates this game. Reservoir Dogs is an amazing flick, though.

A strip tease to Chocolate Rain :D rofl.

“We called it Paris Hilton” You are amazing Spoony

“I heard that, Curtis.”…”My Ass”.

PHANTASMAGORIA a puzzle of shapes and hand tools.

In what way is this a game? It’s basically a terrible episode of “The Outer Limits” in which you have to stop every couple of minutes to find the Advance Plot button.

I dont know why but when you said “Blob is inside watching fox news” i burst out laughing for about 5 minutes uncontrollably. I have watched this review all the way through 3 or 4 times i just never noticed that part before and the image of it just got me.

 the german accent is so effing funny

That Joe Quesada joke makes me laugh every time

well to make some sense of the stupid Toolbox letter Curtis’ dad probably did it so Warner wouldn’t see it
but still it pretty freaking stupid to go to all that trouble to make sure that no one but your son reads the letter were as he left the key IN HIS HOMICIDAL BOSS’ OFFICE!!! 

oh i just thought
why didnt Curtis show the Cop the note from his father???

I love thous game play videos i think i watched this one like 15 times i start them every night when i go to bed and just listening to your voice it helps me sleep  

lol batman is a code to a secret. awesome lol

PHANTASMAGORIA: A PUZZLE OF MINOR BATHROOM INCONVENIENCES.

fuck me old videos load so slowly these days

I cannot stop listening to your German accent. Now my sister thinks I’m crazy. xD

PHANTASMAGORIA! A puzzle of shitty puzzle designs!

Truthfully this doesn’t even need commentary just watching it on screen has me laughing my ass off non stop.

this video made me think of the detective’s ass

I wonder why

“I’m not gonna hurt ya…I’m just gonna BASH YOUR FUCKIN’ BRAINS OUT!”

The most terrifying thing I heard was the fact that they watched it on laser disc.