My contribution to That Guy With the Glasses’ donation drive was a special entry of FMV Hell where I take on the dreaded Borg menace along with the omnipotent Q!
How many stupid ways can I find to die in the future? Is there a cure for transporter psychosis? Does Q have testicles? Find out!






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ROFL, this was great.
I think the video is broken
Sorry, false alarm. My computer was just fucking with me
Holy f**king s**t – 6:02, left hand side… It’s Doctor House!!! XD
Number 8, you idiot. That is Not Hugh Laurie. I defy any who claim he worked in Star Trek.
chum chum chum chum…..
ROFL I didn't even catch that!
You can haz my cheezburgur!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……
Tard.
“Why even bother buying this game if you were going to refuse to play it?”
hahaha and then it is just game over and you have to watch the whole intro again. I thought the looped yes/no options (but you must) in old nes rpgs were ridiculous.
Oh wow… is it sad that “Let's have pizza and margarita shooters!” is a reference I instantly got and chuckled at?
I find 'Q' sexy.
Yes, that was in fact a cry for help.
so much nerd talk in the beginning, i almost shat a brick
What's the song that plays during the “insanity break”?
Thats a star trek version of Bohemian Rhapsody. The full name I am blanking on but I am sure if you search for it on youtube you will come across it.
He looks more like a mustard-shirt to me when he gets kill't.
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
“Beam me up Mr. Scott”
heheh
I kinda wish he would upload all of his videos to Youtube… my computer can't handle the Spoonyvision player… :'(
I remember playing this on a friend's compy; got really bored, really fast. They give ZERO clues on what the hell to do, almost all the time.
lol, Q is awesome and frustrating, cool that you get to straight up kick him in the balls if you get to frustrated. xD
“Ha ha, that Q! Always forcing us into his arbitrary sadistic schemes and forcing us to dance for his pleasure just because he can! Ha ha, what a card! Man, if it weren't for how *hilarious* it is when an omnipotent invincible man-child unleashes a plague of unstoppable cyborg horrors upon us, leading to thousands of deaths, or when he just randomly decides to *test* us by messing with the time stream or killing our loved ones before our eyes, we would think he was a colossal asshole!”
Oh sorry my Pesi just got a text message
Oh sorry my Pesi just got a text message
The Ellimist wasn’t a jerk. He was trying to stop Crayak from turning the entire universe into hell and destroying any race he didn’t like. Since they were basically matched he couldn’t *destroy* Crayak (granted he could have given them some more helpful and obvious hints…)
Why?… because I can (epic laugh followed by epic face)
The song is called “Star Trekkin”.
First (and only) FMV game I ever bought. It really looked like John DeLancie had fun making this, so I have fond memories of this one.
That, and memories of dying constantly.
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