That was really nice Spoony. Man that owned :D and Right in the package.. TWICE!! YEAH!

That was really nice Spoony. Man that owned :D and Right in the package.. TWICE!! YEAH!

Really cool. You still need to fix your comments section. This was posted by Will, not thatguywithbackpipes.

Really cool. You still need to fix your comments section. This was posted by Will, not thatguywithbackpipes.

FMV Hell, as a whole, is one of the best ideas for a series I have ever heard of, in comedy terms :) Good Job xD

FMV Hell, as a whole, is one of the best ideas for a series I have ever heard of, in comedy terms :) Good Job xD

“Borg? Sounds Swedish”

That was really nice Spoony. Man that owned :D and Right in the package.. TWICE!! YEAH!

Nice at TGWTG – GJ :)

This… brought so many painful memories back, but in a good way! Another great video, thanks Spoony!

That was really nice Spoony. Man that owned :D and Right in the package.. TWICE!! YEAH!

Nice at TGWTG – GJ :)

Well, I sort of like Next Gen and the original series. Voyager was just awful though. Ugh. Garbage.

Well, I sort of like Next Gen and the original series. Voyager was just awful though. Ugh. Garbage.

this seems to cut out right at the Kirk picture, then goes to the advertisement, it doesn’t seem to work for me

this seems to cut out right at the Kirk picture, then goes to the advertisement, it doesn’t seem to work for me

Thanks for that movie, at least it was on when the donation drive still worked :D

this seems to cut out right at the Kirk picture, then goes to the advertisement, it doesn’t seem to work for me

I dunno about Q not being omisexual… check out some of those scene with Picard…. then again Q could just be making an exception because Picard is exceptional XD
“If I knew it would have this effect on you I would have appeared as a female…”

I dunno about Q not being omisexual… check out some of those scene with Picard…. then again Q could just be making an exception because Picard is exceptional XD
“If I knew it would have this effect on you I would have appeared as a female…”

Nice review!

Nice review!

Love the review man. It was awesome how Q goes cross-eyed whenever you punch him in the face!

Love the review man. It was awesome how Q goes cross-eyed whenever you punch him in the face!

i got this game.

it’s prob in a box somewhere …i liked playing it …though …back in the day

the part ya mention about everyone gets asimulated was different when i played ..this isn’t my video …but its what happened when i played it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KwNK4jk3Xs

Hey Spoony great show man. Keep it up!

I got a couple of suggestions for your game reviews:
two FMVs: Critical Path and Double Switch
Or Deep Space Nine: Harbinger <—– This one is specially awful! Star Trek meets MYST

Cheers

Hey Spoony great show man. Keep it up!

I got a couple of suggestions for your game reviews:
two FMVs: Critical Path and Double Switch
Or Deep Space Nine: Harbinger <—– This one is specially awful! Star Trek meets MYST

Cheers

Star Trek song during intermission.
Name.

Now.

Hey, Generations may have been pretty bad, but First Contact was AWESOME.

Hahaha! I’m going to be watching that intro over and over again! :D

Hahaha! I’m going to be watching that intro over and over again! :D

Oh hell yeah, I would definitely pay 50$ to kick Q in the jewels!

Oh hell yeah, I would definitely pay 50$ to kick Q in the jewels!

That was a great review! I actually thought the part where the player had to get assimilated to get the access codes was an ingenious puzzle.

I’ve never played, or even heard of the game, but it does seem that the guy who plays Q is the best thing about it.

Can’t say I know, or at least remember this Q Character from Star Trek, but I bet my dad would know, he’s a big fan.

I’ve never played, or even heard of the game, but it does seem that the guy who plays Q is the best thing about it.

Can’t say I know, or at least remember this Q Character from Star Trek, but I bet my dad would know, he’s a big fan.

Oh man, I remember spending a bunch of time on that game. Never finished it though; I got to the cube and you were supposed to hit some Borg symbol on a console and there was like a hundred. I got tired of sitting through the FMVs again and again, so I quit.

But… You’ve made me want to dig it out again. Good review man.

hmm? WHat did Linkara do?

hmm? WHat did Linkara do?

I gave him the game. ^_~ It’s the ONLY FMV game I’d ever played and I loved it as a little kid because it was so different, but I recognize its flaws now.

Every time I see a review of classic FMV games, it reminds me of time I’ll never, EVER get back lol. It also reminds me of a couple of other things, one of which is kinda scary…

1. FMV games at one time were cutting edge, and still didn’t really work out (there were exceptions, but you know that).
2. (Here’s the scary one) Things have a bad habit of coming back…sometimes again, and sometimes for more. A lot of retro game types are making a comeback, and imagine if these big game developers take FMV for another stroll. Should that happen, will we brace ourselves and give it another go? Or will we run in terror? Imagine the field day Spoony could have with FMV ressurection…

As always, thanks for adding another great video to the collection Spoony.

Every time I see a review of classic FMV games, it reminds me of time I’ll never, EVER get back lol. It also reminds me of a couple of other things, one of which is kinda scary…

1. FMV games at one time were cutting edge, and still didn’t really work out (there were exceptions, but you know that).
2. (Here’s the scary one) Things have a bad habit of coming back…sometimes again, and sometimes for more. A lot of retro game types are making a comeback, and imagine if these big game developers take FMV for another stroll. Should that happen, will we brace ourselves and give it another go? Or will we run in terror? Imagine the field day Spoony could have with FMV ressurection…

As always, thanks for adding another great video to the collection Spoony.

Nice, I remember and still have this game. May pop it in again and give it a play… thanks for reminding me of it! :)

ROFL @ the Bale rage reference in the beginning xD

damn… i’d play that piece of junk just to continuously kick that asshole in the nuts for at least 10 minutes..

damn… i’d play that piece of junk just to continuously kick that asshole in the nuts for at least 10 minutes..

I remember when I played this game at my older brother’s flat. I was so freaked out when the woman with the Borg implant on her head started talking like she was possessed by the Borg, and it still freaks me out today. Great job as always, Spoony.

I remember when I played this game at my older brother’s flat. I was so freaked out when the woman with the Borg implant on her head started talking like she was possessed by the Borg, and it still freaks me out today. Great job as always, Spoony.

It was nice to see that William Shatner’s School of Acting did actually have one student after all lol.

Never played this one, but I still have Star Trek: Starfleet Academy with Chekov’s Lost Missions somewhere. After seeing this great review, I think I will give them another try just for fun. After all it’s got real Shatner in it. You just can’t go wrong with him onboard…. oh…wait….yes you can…. :D

Oh yes, before I forget, to the guy who wanted to know what the song was on the intermission, it’s ‘Star Trek Rhapsody’ by Weird Al Yankovich.

Oh yes, before I forget, to the guy who wanted to know what the song was on the intermission, it’s ‘Star Trek Rhapsody’ by Weird Al Yankovich.

Hope the video helped to raise some donation money, I think you deserve at least a 75% cut.

Hope the video helped to raise some donation money, I think you deserve at least a 75% cut.

So you hate Star Trek Generations, why is that. I mean you made it sound like it was the worst of the movies (worse than Star Trek 5 in your opinion)

Oh, hell yes. Now I just have to wait a few hours for Windows Media Player to load the converted video without stuttering. But it’ll be worth it. This was a fun game.

Oh, hell yes. Now I just have to wait a few hours for Windows Media Player to load the converted video without stuttering. But it’ll be worth it. This was a fun game.

looking up to the bite sized version….

great stuff spoony =D
I would like to see more ;D
Also I really agree with your comparasion of borg and bees.

Seriously Spoony, you kick ass! Checking the website every day for a new update and today, I’ve been rewarded. A big “Cheers!” from Germany!

Weren´t you going to use a new opening? ^^

Awesome video! It’s a nice change to see someone like you reviewing bad games that no one’s really heard about!

Awesome video! It’s a nice change to see someone like you reviewing bad games that no one’s really heard about!

I love you Spoony LOL! Seriously, another awesome one. Strangely though after seeing this, I…….must….play………..THIS GAME!!!!!

Did Q orcistrate all this so he can watch an under qualified officer screw up over and over again to his amusement? Yes, yes that sounds like something he would do.

Did Q orcistrate all this so he can watch an under qualified officer screw up over and over again to his amusement? Yes, yes that sounds like something he would do.

One of the better episodes I’ve seen….no, not of Star Trek!

“The Shatner Technique”

Could you publish the bit sized version as well? In Winland it takes like 30 minutes to load 10 minute clip from Bliptv. Rock!

I agree with the last post. It would be cool if you started posting a bite sized version of each of your reviews, because not only are the big versions slow to load but they are also really choppy for me.

You know, I couldn’t help thinking that this might be a really interesting idea for a movie or novel. If you drop for a moment the Star Trek premise of “All beings are liberal democrats, except for the evil Romulans who voted for Bush,” and actually imagine Q as a superpowerful being with a strange sense of humour, who will even stoop to manifesting bikini babes just to screw with the poor human’s sexual urges – then you have an interesting commentary on the nature of self and transhumanist thinking. Presumably the protagonist really does die each cycle, and is reconstituted with the memories of the previous life burned into his synapses. Meanwhile, everyone from the alternate reality ceases to be, functional death of sentients in Q’s computer program. By the end of the story the protagonist must choose a series of idiotic and immoral actions with the improbable result of actually saving the day, while suffering the trauma of multiple, painful deaths. Now that would be interesting.

As a game however, it’s epic fail. One of the hallmarks of choose-your-own adventure is that there were multiple paths, and even different endings available. This would have been easy to implement in this game, and it’s a shame they didn’t choose to do so.

You know, I couldn’t help thinking that this might be a really interesting idea for a movie or novel. If you drop for a moment the Star Trek premise of “All beings are liberal democrats, except for the evil Romulans who voted for Bush,” and actually imagine Q as a superpowerful being with a strange sense of humour, who will even stoop to manifesting bikini babes just to screw with the poor human’s sexual urges – then you have an interesting commentary on the nature of self and transhumanist thinking. Presumably the protagonist really does die each cycle, and is reconstituted with the memories of the previous life burned into his synapses. Meanwhile, everyone from the alternate reality ceases to be, functional death of sentients in Q’s computer program. By the end of the story the protagonist must choose a series of idiotic and immoral actions with the improbable result of actually saving the day, while suffering the trauma of multiple, painful deaths. Now that would be interesting.

As a game however, it’s epic fail. One of the hallmarks of choose-your-own adventure is that there were multiple paths, and even different endings available. This would have been easy to implement in this game, and it’s a shame they didn’t choose to do so.

So you use your mouse, and does your cursor change color to show you can click on something like in Phantasmagoria 2?

So you use your mouse, and does your cursor change color to show you can click on something like in Phantasmagoria 2?

Nice review! Always great to see something related to Star Trek. This one was in my opinion the best true FMV-game out there, except perhaps Gabriel Knight II was better – it had much worse actors but the puzzles were good and it was a real adventure game. But this Borg-game was better than ST: Klingon.

BTW: Starfleet Academy was a poor man’s Wing Commander-clone with FMV starring Shatner and beginner actors.. plot made no sense with rogue Starfleet cadets trying to take over the galaxy (or something) and the player & Kirk foiled their plot at the last minute. Try to find that old game for review too, if you can.

Nice review! Always great to see something related to Star Trek. This one was in my opinion the best true FMV-game out there, except perhaps Gabriel Knight II was better – it had much worse actors but the puzzles were good and it was a real adventure game. But this Borg-game was better than ST: Klingon.

BTW: Starfleet Academy was a poor man’s Wing Commander-clone with FMV starring Shatner and beginner actors.. plot made no sense with rogue Starfleet cadets trying to take over the galaxy (or something) and the player & Kirk foiled their plot at the last minute. Try to find that old game for review too, if you can.

Hahahaha hilarious!

Q is such a douche in this game.

Q is such a douche in this game.

You’re the man Noah! Watching your videos for quite some time now. Stopped watching shitty german TV a long time ago because I get the best entertainment from guys like you. Keep up the good work.
another fan from Germany.

You’re the man Noah! Watching your videos for quite some time now. Stopped watching shitty german TV a long time ago because I get the best entertainment from guys like you. Keep up the good work.
another fan from Germany.

I can tell you were a little sick. Drink your OJ, boy!

Lol @ Christian Bale thing

If you want a really funny Q moment, look into your Special Tricorder and search for Vulcans.

Aw, man I was hoping for another part of the FF VIII review… funny how I love that game and I still find you railing on about it hilarious. Well, except for part two, where you blame your obsession for having to have 100 of every magic on every character on the game.

Still, great review. I totally cracked up on the “Shatner technique”.

I loved the bit on the start with “Excuse me, my Coke is ringing” :B

Also Q is awesome.

Also, lionheart should fuck right off.

Also, lionheart should fuck right off.

My god, I remember playing this game at friend’s house like 8 years ago.

Haha thanks for the memories Spoony! You rock!

My god, I remember playing this game at friend’s house like 8 years ago.

Haha thanks for the memories Spoony! You rock!

That is an AWESOME T-shirt. I loved Zombie Nation.

Nice, loved the T-Shirt, will you ever do a rant about another NES game? those FMV are kinda boring at times, must be boring to play them over and over again to do the review too
The AVGN is making videos of many shitty NES games, but there are lots more, like… Cybernoid, Karate Champ, Flying Dragon, among others

Nice, loved the T-Shirt, will you ever do a rant about another NES game? those FMV are kinda boring at times, must be boring to play them over and over again to do the review too
The AVGN is making videos of many shitty NES games, but there are lots more, like… Cybernoid, Karate Champ, Flying Dragon, among others

Uhh…Spoony, whats with the red nose and drunken looks at the end ? Did you just got drunk and made the video on the fly ?

Uhh…Spoony, whats with the red nose and drunken looks at the end ? Did you just got drunk and made the video on the fly ?

Wow, in Star Trek you can kick a God in the nuts… I might become a Trekkie for that alone!

Wow, in Star Trek you can kick a God in the nuts… I might become a Trekkie for that alone!

Well Q isn’t exactly god, but he’s something else

Like the Ellimist

Well Q isn’t exactly god, but he’s something else

Like the Ellimist

Thanks for the song name, Kesh.

Thanks for the song name, Kesh.

Wow Quinn, you are retarded. I thought it was an excellent review of a shitty FMV game.

Wow Quinn, you are retarded. I thought it was an excellent review of a shitty FMV game.

Another good one!

Greetings from Sweden

Another good one!

Greetings from Sweden

Yay! Finally, great review!

Wow, this Q guy sounds like G-MAN from HL2 if he were a gigantic asshole.

Wow, this Q guy sounds like G-MAN from HL2 if he were a gigantic asshole.

AND ITS YOUR FAULT. *raises eyebrow*

AND ITS YOUR FAULT. *raises eyebrow*

I know this is geeky but..

Did you say that he takes the cadet back to Wolf 359? If so, why are they using DS9 era uniforms when those weren’t clearly established until that show…unless this game is retconning that and saying they were but we just never saw them in the 3 year interim. Yes, I realize this was made in 1996, but damnit…use the TNG style if you’re gonna time travel!

Also, I kind of agree, 1996 wasn’t the greatest year for Trek, infact the best thing about Trek that year WAS First Contact. Either way though, good video and glad to see you like Trek even with it’s flaws.

I know this is geeky but..

Did you say that he takes the cadet back to Wolf 359? If so, why are they using DS9 era uniforms when those weren’t clearly established until that show…unless this game is retconning that and saying they were but we just never saw them in the 3 year interim. Yes, I realize this was made in 1996, but damnit…use the TNG style if you’re gonna time travel!

Also, I kind of agree, 1996 wasn’t the greatest year for Trek, infact the best thing about Trek that year WAS First Contact. Either way though, good video and glad to see you like Trek even with it’s flaws.

John Delancie makes anything he’s in just a bit more cool. Kinda like Spoony….oh crap Spoony is Q!

John Delancie makes anything he’s in just a bit more cool. Kinda like Spoony….oh crap Spoony is Q!

This was great, i have two suggestions for FMV hell. One is Frankenstien starring Tim Curry, that game made me want to commit multiple MDK’s. It came double packed with a Mummy game starrig that luminary of STV movies, Malcolm McDowall. I’d love to DDT the assholes who programmed those shit monsters.

This was great, i have two suggestions for FMV hell. One is Frankenstien starring Tim Curry, that game made me want to commit multiple MDK’s. It came double packed with a Mummy game starrig that luminary of STV movies, Malcolm McDowall. I’d love to DDT the assholes who programmed those shit monsters.

I don’t know why, but I find this review just so incredibly amusing. I must have watched it at least 20 times by now. Me and my friend Sonya quote it at random – both the game and you. XD

“Did you say that he takes the cadet back to Wolf 359? If so, why are they using DS9 era uniforms when those weren’t clearly established until that show…unless this game is retconning that and saying they were but we just never saw them in the 3 year interim. Yes, I realize this was made in 1996, but damnit…use the TNG style if you’re gonna time travel!”

Nerd explanation: DS9 uniforms were used alongside the TNG uniforms for a while, the DS9 type being used for deep space and frontier assingments. It’s possible the Righteous was on a long term deep space mission and was called back to fight the Borg, hence the uniforms.

Real explanation: Of course that doesn’t explain the Voyager era phasers. In truth they were just lazy and used Voyager sets and props with no heed to continuity.

“Did you say that he takes the cadet back to Wolf 359? If so, why are they using DS9 era uniforms when those weren’t clearly established until that show…unless this game is retconning that and saying they were but we just never saw them in the 3 year interim. Yes, I realize this was made in 1996, but damnit…use the TNG style if you’re gonna time travel!”

Nerd explanation: DS9 uniforms were used alongside the TNG uniforms for a while, the DS9 type being used for deep space and frontier assingments. It’s possible the Righteous was on a long term deep space mission and was called back to fight the Borg, hence the uniforms.

Real explanation: Of course that doesn’t explain the Voyager era phasers. In truth they were just lazy and used Voyager sets and props with no heed to continuity.

i owned and beat this game when i was younger. kicking Q over and over again in the nuts was probably the most fun thing about it. oh, and that typing in “hugh” was a code to skip the decision-making parts.

I’ve always wanted to see you do a review of a fun game, Spoony, but it still has rage inducing flaws. Like Psychonauts.

Oh, don’t look at me like that, don’t tell me you didn’t want to kill something violently during the log room part.

I’ve always wanted to see you do a review of a fun game, Spoony, but it still has rage inducing flaws. Like Psychonauts.

Oh, don’t look at me like that, don’t tell me you didn’t want to kill something violently during the log room part.

‘Hold on, my coke’s ringing.’
I love that intro. :D

‘Hold on, my coke’s ringing.’
I love that intro. :D

LOL. Great review. I remember playing this when I was a kid. I like Q now, I rewatched some of the game on YouTube, somebody’s posted most of the game, and John DeLancie is a funny guy. But this was a stretch to far for me. I think its one of the reasons I hated Star Trek right up until Voyager, which I love, came out. But, as Voyager pisses all over the other shows because the other shows are fucking garbage, that’s a good thing. I have an appreciation for TNG now, but only if there’s nothing else on.

Spoony, you make me laugh man. Keep it up!

LOL. Great review. I remember playing this when I was a kid. I like Q now, I rewatched some of the game on YouTube, somebody’s posted most of the game, and John DeLancie is a funny guy. But this was a stretch to far for me. I think its one of the reasons I hated Star Trek right up until Voyager, which I love, came out. But, as Voyager pisses all over the other shows because the other shows are fucking garbage, that’s a good thing. I have an appreciation for TNG now, but only if there’s nothing else on.

Spoony, you make me laugh man. Keep it up!

Video games rarely give you the joy of kicking an omnipotent asshat in the junks, but Star Trek: Borg clearly delivers in that department. Right in the Q-balls!

So Q is the physical incarnation of Deus Ex Machina. I love John De Lancie. He’s obviously the best actor, and he’s hilarious. I love his facial expressions that give that subtle yet at the same time exaggerated look of… I don’t know… looking down on you and knowing he can say whatever he wants and you can’t do shit.
I actually had to make a “choose-your-own-adventure” thing in computer class, and, even though it was as simple as possible, making non-linear games (or non-linear ANYTHING for that matter) is HARD and fucking time consuming. There’s a reason most games today are linear: they want to spend time making the gameplay and graphics more innovative rather than focusing on those Fable-loving faggots’ precious multiple endings. They don’t have TIME to make multiple scenarios. It would add an extra couple of months to development which they don’t have. Deadlines take precedence over the whining of GameSpot.
Anyway, tl;dr: Q is the man… god… omnipotent being.

So Q is the physical incarnation of Deus Ex Machina. I love John De Lancie. He’s obviously the best actor, and he’s hilarious. I love his facial expressions that give that subtle yet at the same time exaggerated look of… I don’t know… looking down on you and knowing he can say whatever he wants and you can’t do shit.
I actually had to make a “choose-your-own-adventure” thing in computer class, and, even though it was as simple as possible, making non-linear games (or non-linear ANYTHING for that matter) is HARD and fucking time consuming. There’s a reason most games today are linear: they want to spend time making the gameplay and graphics more innovative rather than focusing on those Fable-loving faggots’ precious multiple endings. They don’t have TIME to make multiple scenarios. It would add an extra couple of months to development which they don’t have. Deadlines take precedence over the whining of GameSpot.
Anyway, tl;dr: Q is the man… god… omnipotent being.

It seems that every book, movie, or TV show that has a race of omnipotent beings, they always have to be arrogant pricks.

It was Q in Star Trek, just like the Ellimist in Animorphs and Mr. Mxyzptlk in Superman. Actually, I think the old Star Trek had several other omnipotent characters, but none were as awesome or as annoying as Q.

It seems that every book, movie, or TV show that has a race of omnipotent beings, they always have to be arrogant pricks.

It was Q in Star Trek, just like the Ellimist in Animorphs and Mr. Mxyzptlk in Superman. Actually, I think the old Star Trek had several other omnipotent characters, but none were as awesome or as annoying as Q.

I always liked Q. And I always thought the people on the Enterprise treated him too much like a prick. He’s an omnipotent being that’s only there to have himself a good time and to test humanity.

Why can’t Picard or anyone else see it as just that?

Plus, he has a SENSE OF HUMOR. Nobody else on the Enterprise has a sense of humor. And I find that to be very bad.

What is humanity without a sense of humor?

Omnipotent = Somebody who can’t do anything effectively

(just incase you didn’t know)

Omg sorry but he is wearing a samuri zombie nation shirt! XD

Q must be a fan of Back To The Future; he said “jiggawatts” instead of “gigawatts”.

Spoony, you’re really coming into your own. You’re great. Keep up the good work, you’ve got a great style going. I’m a huge fan of AVGN and ThatGuy….and now Spoony as well. You’re doing an excellent job, and giving everyone an excellent and original take. Respect!

Spoony, you’re really coming into your own. You’re great. Keep up the good work, you’ve got a great style going. I’m a huge fan of AVGN and ThatGuy….and now Spoony as well. You’re doing an excellent job, and giving everyone an excellent and original take. Respect!

Wow Spoony your great. One of the truly funny people on the internet that make me actually laugh out loud (along side AVGN and TGWTG)

I hope you are joking ‘Michael “Big Lad” Callaghan’

I hope you are joking ‘Michael “Big Lad” Callaghan’

What is the song name?

Okay I just flipped this on today because I needed a laugh and I just noticed the fiddling with the focus on the myopia line. I have to say bravo on that. It’s a subtle joke I finally noticed but should have noticed earlier but didn’t because I am idiot. Seriously well done.

Okay I just flipped this on today because I needed a laugh and I just noticed the fiddling with the focus on the myopia line. I have to say bravo on that. It’s a subtle joke I finally noticed but should have noticed earlier but didn’t because I am idiot. Seriously well done.

Michael “Big Lad” Callaghan – http://www.dictionary.com

om⋅nip⋅o⋅tent
  /ɒmˈnɪpətənt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [om-nip-uh-tuhnt] Show IPA
–adjective
1. almighty or infinite in power, as God.
2. having very great or unlimited authority or power.
–noun
3. an omnipotent being.
4. the Omnipotent, God.

what is the song played at the be right back page

what is the song played at the be right back page

I want Spoony’s T-Shirt! <3

I want Spoony’s T-Shirt! <3

Oh my gosh spoony. The begining with teh ringing coke, so reminded me of my grandmother in law just before she passed away. She thought she’d hear music coming from all parts of the house. Would constantly barge into every room of the house demanding to hear what you were listening to. Grandma provided for comic relief through her last days. Hope she see’s now that I’m not so much of an ah-oh… =P. Keep up the awesome videos and maybe I’ll get around to responding to posts sooner.

Oh my gosh spoony. The begining with teh ringing coke, so reminded me of my grandmother in law just before she passed away. She thought she’d hear music coming from all parts of the house. Would constantly barge into every room of the house demanding to hear what you were listening to. Grandma provided for comic relief through her last days. Hope she see’s now that I’m not so much of an ah-oh… =P. Keep up the awesome videos and maybe I’ll get around to responding to posts sooner.

Haha, first I just wanted to make Q STFU because of him never being able to close his god damn jaws, but he actually was kind of a good actor, you know :p

Haha, first I just wanted to make Q STFU because of him never being able to close his god damn jaws, but he actually was kind of a good actor, you know :p

Finally i find someone whose coke rings too!

Finally i find someone whose coke rings too!

To Big Lad;

Thats impotent you moron, omni is a suffix (derived from omega) that means all. omnipotent means the ability to do anything, omnipotent being= what humans liken to a god.

your definition is that of the word impotent, research your arguement before attempting to be a clever dick otherwise you just look like a dumbass.

To Big Lad;

Thats impotent you moron, omni is a suffix (derived from omega) that means all. omnipotent means the ability to do anything, omnipotent being= what humans liken to a god.

your definition is that of the word impotent, research your arguement before attempting to be a clever dick otherwise you just look like a dumbass.

Watched this for the second time man what a laugh!

Watched this for the second time man what a laugh!

“what? did you actually like star trek generations? eat my balls!!!”

hahahahahah. fuckin classic. rock on spooney. though i almost want to play this obviously festering ass pimple of a game just so i can punch Q in the knows and kick him in the mommy daddy button hahahaha

why the hell did i just spell “nose” as “knows”? what the hell is wrong with me? somebody kick me in the balls too hahaahaha

Lol this Samurai zombi nation Shirt is awsome.

Lol this Samurai zombi nation Shirt is awsome.

Picard should have tried kicking Q in the nads. Might have gotten him to go away.

ROFL, this was great.

ROFL, this was great.

I think the video is broken

I think the video is broken

Sorry, false alarm. My computer was just fucking with me

Sorry, false alarm. My computer was just fucking with me

Holy f**king s**t – 6:02, left hand side… It’s Doctor House!!! XD

Number 8, you idiot. That is Not Hugh Laurie. I defy any who claim he worked in Star Trek.

Number 8, you idiot. That is Not Hugh Laurie. I defy any who claim he worked in Star Trek.

chum chum chum chum…..

chum chum chum chum…..

ROFL I didn't even catch that!

You can haz my cheezburgur!

“Why even bother buying this game if you were going to refuse to play it?”

hahaha and then it is just game over and you have to watch the whole intro again. I thought the looped yes/no options (but you must) in old nes rpgs were ridiculous.

I find 'Q' sexy.

Yes, that was in fact a cry for help.

What's the song that plays during the “insanity break”?

He looks more like a mustard-shirt to me when he gets kill't.

“Beam me up Mr. Scott”
heheh

I remember playing this on a friend's compy; got really bored, really fast. They give ZERO clues on what the hell to do, almost all the time.

“Ha ha, that Q! Always forcing us into his arbitrary sadistic schemes and forcing us to dance for his pleasure just because he can! Ha ha, what a card! Man, if it weren't for how *hilarious* it is when an omnipotent invincible man-child unleashes a plague of unstoppable cyborg horrors upon us, leading to thousands of deaths, or when he just randomly decides to *test* us by messing with the time stream or killing our loved ones before our eyes, we would think he was a colossal asshole!”

Oh sorry my Pesi just got a text message

Why?… because I can (epic laugh followed by epic face)

First (and only) FMV game I ever bought. It really looked like John DeLancie had fun making this, so I have fond memories of this one.

That, and memories of dying constantly.

you…kicked Q in the..nuts. That is…wow…hilarious!

Even though it made for some fun episodes, it would have been cool to see Q stay evil, like he was in the first episode of STTNG. He was still a heartless bastard in that one, but his motivations were completely malevolent, instead of just wanting to have fun like later in the show. And although I liked First Contact and Nemesis alot, it would have been awesome to have Q make a cameo or two in them.
Funny stuff, Noah! Gotta love that boffo acting!

“Q, I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions!”

A favorite as well, but what about perhaps the ultimate FMV Star Trek game ever; Klingon Academy. I mean; six disks, half the cast of Star Trek 6, and an almost full Trek film in its own right. My favorite aspect was the perspective it put on Star Trek, even if it took a lecture in command lines and a very comfortable keyboard to get right.

It would like to see your perspective on (likely) one of the last FMV style games ever made. See whether it deserves a places in FMV heaven or hell.

What’s the point of a Star Trek game if you’re not in the Enterprise?!
You should have the option of kicking Wesley Crusher in the nuts…
The game seemed interesting though, liked the concept.

Speaking of “pizza and margarita shooters,” you should do a review of the abysmal Farscape game if you get a chance. It’s not as old as most of the games you play but it is terrible and while it did come out in 2002, the same year as the Minority Report game (which it doesn’t appear you are ever planning on finishing), it looks like it came out in the late 90s.

Seeing Q get kicked in the nuts not once, but twice, along with the uppercut, almost caused me to spray my mountain dew all over my laptop. That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

I really need to stop drinking things when I watch your videos…. They’re just too funny!

wow, Q is such a dick. and if it was his fault that he started all the mess, why wont he just use his space time continuum to undo his decision himself?????? glad he got owned with a nut shot and an uppercut.