The Spoony Experiment

FMV Hell – Star Trek: Borg

by Spoony on February 12, 2009 · View Comments

My contribution to That Guy With the Glasses’ donation drive was a special entry of FMV Hell where I take on the dreaded Borg menace along with the omnipotent Q!

How many stupid ways can I find to die in the future? Is there a cure for transporter psychosis? Does Q have testicles? Find out!

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LiK October 4, 2009 at 6:26 am

ROFL, this was great.

Dragon October 4, 2009 at 7:15 pm

I think the video is broken

Dragon October 4, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Sorry, false alarm. My computer was just fucking with me

Number 8 October 11, 2009 at 7:28 pm

Holy f**king s**t – 6:02, left hand side… It’s Doctor House!!! XD

Aryan November 10, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Number 8, you idiot. That is Not Hugh Laurie. I defy any who claim he worked in Star Trek.

the_cake_is_a_lie November 21, 2009 at 6:35 am

chum chum chum chum…..

KaitBunny March 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm

ROFL I didn't even catch that!

You can haz my cheezburgur!

KaitBunny March 10, 2010 at 6:07 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……

Tard.

notyoursavior78 May 5, 2010 at 6:30 pm

“Why even bother buying this game if you were going to refuse to play it?”

hahaha and then it is just game over and you have to watch the whole intro again. I thought the looped yes/no options (but you must) in old nes rpgs were ridiculous.

BraveDave88 May 7, 2010 at 11:45 pm

Oh wow… is it sad that “Let's have pizza and margarita shooters!” is a reference I instantly got and chuckled at?

KaitBunny June 1, 2010 at 10:36 pm

I find 'Q' sexy.

Yes, that was in fact a cry for help.

Jeffrey Robert Rizzo June 13, 2010 at 9:04 pm

so much nerd talk in the beginning, i almost shat a brick

Oskar Dahlberg June 14, 2010 at 6:40 pm

What's the song that plays during the “insanity break”?

Robert Cousineau June 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Thats a star trek version of Bohemian Rhapsody. The full name I am blanking on but I am sure if you search for it on youtube you will come across it.

mrrubino June 19, 2010 at 8:41 pm

He looks more like a mustard-shirt to me when he gets kill't.

Danny Caracciolo June 20, 2010 at 9:38 am

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

Katie July 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm

“Beam me up Mr. Scott”
heheh

Mitch Hallgren July 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm

I kinda wish he would upload all of his videos to Youtube… my computer can't handle the Spoonyvision player… :'(

Timothy W Dalbeck July 11, 2010 at 3:15 am

I remember playing this on a friend's compy; got really bored, really fast. They give ZERO clues on what the hell to do, almost all the time.

David Mason July 27, 2010 at 1:33 am

lol, Q is awesome and frustrating, cool that you get to straight up kick him in the balls if you get to frustrated. xD

atypicaloracle August 3, 2010 at 12:00 am

“Ha ha, that Q! Always forcing us into his arbitrary sadistic schemes and forcing us to dance for his pleasure just because he can! Ha ha, what a card! Man, if it weren't for how *hilarious* it is when an omnipotent invincible man-child unleashes a plague of unstoppable cyborg horrors upon us, leading to thousands of deaths, or when he just randomly decides to *test* us by messing with the time stream or killing our loved ones before our eyes, we would think he was a colossal asshole!”

DarkMistress August 7, 2010 at 6:58 am

Oh sorry my Pesi just got a text message

Anonymous August 7, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Oh sorry my Pesi just got a text message

Katherine Wolf August 21, 2010 at 8:49 am

The Ellimist wasn’t a jerk. He was trying to stop Crayak from turning the entire universe into hell and destroying any race he didn’t like. Since they were basically matched he couldn’t *destroy* Crayak (granted he could have given them some more helpful and obvious hints…)

Isaiah Craig August 23, 2010 at 5:21 am

Why?… because I can (epic laugh followed by epic face)

Johnny Hand August 24, 2010 at 8:45 am

The song is called “Star Trekkin”.

Hunter Oates August 25, 2010 at 12:44 am

First (and only) FMV game I ever bought. It really looked like John DeLancie had fun making this, so I have fond memories of this one.

That, and memories of dying constantly.

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