FMV Hell – Star Trek: Borg

by Spoony on February 12, 2009 · View Comments

My contribution to That Guy With the Glasses’ donation drive was a special entry of FMV Hell where I take on the dreaded Borg menace along with the omnipotent Q!

How many stupid ways can I find to die in the future? Is there a cure for transporter psychosis? Does Q have testicles? Find out!

the_cake_is_a_lie

chum chum chum chum.....

Aryan

Number 8, you idiot. That is Not Hugh Laurie. I defy any who claim he worked in Star Trek.

Number 8

Holy f**king s**t - 6:02, left hand side... It's Doctor House!!! XD

Dragon

Sorry, false alarm. My computer was just fucking with me

Dragon

I think the video is broken

LiK

ROFL, this was great.

chrisbg99

Picard should have tried kicking Q in the nads. Might have gotten him to go away.

Golden Christian

Lol this Samurai zombi nation Shirt is awsome.

Zack Dolan

why the hell did i just spell "nose" as "knows"? what the hell is wrong with me? somebody kick me in the balls too hahaahaha

Zack Dolan

"what? did you actually like star trek generations? eat my balls!!!"

hahahahahah. fuckin classic. rock on spooney. though i almost want to play this obviously festering ass pimple of a game just so i can punch Q in the knows and kick him in the mommy daddy button hahahaha

sensitivebabyslayer

Watched this for the second time man what a laugh!

Me

To Big Lad;

Thats impotent you moron, omni is a suffix (derived from omega) that means all. omnipotent means the ability to do anything, omnipotent being= what humans liken to a god.

your definition is that of the word impotent, research your arguement before attempting to be a clever dick otherwise you just look like a dumbass.

Mariofan3425

Finally i find someone whose coke rings too!

BrUS

Haha, first I just wanted to make Q STFU because of him never being able to close his god damn jaws, but he actually was kind of a good actor, you know :p

ObieWanCoyote

Oh my gosh spoony. The begining with teh ringing coke, so reminded me of my grandmother in law just before she passed away. She thought she'd hear music coming from all parts of the house. Would constantly barge into every room of the house demanding to hear what you were listening to. Grandma provided for comic relief through her last days. Hope she see's now that I'm not so much of an ah-oh... =P. Keep up the awesome videos and maybe I'll get around to responding to posts sooner.

KaitBunny

I want Spoony's T-Shirt! <3

kankuroboa

what is the song played at the be right back page

TS

Michael "Big Lad" Callaghan - www.dictionary.com

om⋅nip⋅o⋅tent
/ɒmˈnɪpətənt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [om-nip-uh-tuhnt] Show IPA
–adjective
1. almighty or infinite in power, as God.
2. having very great or unlimited authority or power.
–noun
3. an omnipotent being.
4. the Omnipotent, God.

'Ley

Okay I just flipped this on today because I needed a laugh and I just noticed the fiddling with the focus on the myopia line. I have to say bravo on that. It's a subtle joke I finally noticed but should have noticed earlier but didn't because I am idiot. Seriously well done.

Mike

What is the song name?

J

I hope you are joking 'Michael "Big Lad" Callaghan'

Stevey B

Wow Spoony your great. One of the truly funny people on the internet that make me actually laugh out loud (along side AVGN and TGWTG)

ACW

Spoony, you're really coming into your own. You're great. Keep up the good work, you've got a great style going. I'm a huge fan of AVGN and ThatGuy....and now Spoony as well. You're doing an excellent job, and giving everyone an excellent and original take. Respect!

Amayirot Akago

Q must be a fan of Back To The Future; he said "jiggawatts" instead of "gigawatts".

KaitBunny

ROFL I didn't even catch that!

You can haz my cheezburgur!

scythe909

Omg sorry but he is wearing a samuri zombie nation shirt! XD

Michael "Big Lad" Callaghan

Omnipotent = Somebody who can't do anything effectively

(just incase you didn't know)

KaitBunny

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

Tard.

Tai MT

I always liked Q. And I always thought the people on the Enterprise treated him too much like a prick. He's an omnipotent being that's only there to have himself a good time and to test humanity.

Why can't Picard or anyone else see it as just that?

Plus, he has a SENSE OF HUMOR. Nobody else on the Enterprise has a sense of humor. And I find that to be very bad.

What is humanity without a sense of humor?

Mistah J

It seems that every book, movie, or TV show that has a race of omnipotent beings, they always have to be arrogant pricks.

It was Q in Star Trek, just like the Ellimist in Animorphs and Mr. Mxyzptlk in Superman. Actually, I think the old Star Trek had several other omnipotent characters, but none were as awesome or as annoying as Q.