I gotta say, I get the point of trying to be realistic, but that is just stingy. Were you supposed to try and get the guy to surrender?

Anyway, great to see new stuff as always.

I’m pretty sure I just gassed up the entire house with pepper spray when I did that mission. Worked like a charm.

I’m pretty sure I just gassed up the entire house with pepper spray when I did that mission. Worked like a charm.

0:31- is that the Bored Shitless Cast?!

well that’s just awesome right there.

well that’s just awesome right there.

That definitely doesn’t sound like a game for me, but I liked your “Let’s Play” version of it. Hope you continue the series.

That is the exact kind of random awesomeness i was hoping it would be! Its just to easy to make fun of and laugh at it.

Maybe because his gun was clipping into the bookcase, and not technically “pointed at you” the game didn’t count his act as a hostile one? I don’t know, I’m really reaching here

Maybe because his gun was clipping into the bookcase, and not technically “pointed at you” the game didn’t count his act as a hostile one? I don’t know, I’m really reaching here

:D I loved the moment in the opening where you first shoot some wooden planks and then the hostage and THEN the enemy :D pointing the gun at the enemy all the time.

Yeaah some pepper spray at the resisting lady. :D But..you didn’t free the other kidnapped girl? This game looks pretty fun, even though it has it’s flaws. :d Are there any newer games like this? Where you play a police and do missions like that and stuff

The first in the series, “Police Quest – SWAT” was out three years before the first Rainbow Six, during Sierra’s Live Action FMV stage. The game was so incredibly rigid that if you don’t do something exactly right (such as mousing over a pile of wood for a period of time), something bad will happen and the mission fails. The final Element Leader mission required excessive use of hand signals and the LASH radio (literally stringing together a phrase word-by-word) before you can successfully move to the next screen without losing instantly.

Hah, SWAT 4. I remember playing this in high school;

“Hmm…I wonder if I can shoot myself with the sniper?”
BANG! DEAD. Game Over
“Huh…okay, I can.”

And then there was the hours of laughs with the beanbag-shotgun and the pepper-balls XD

LOL, that was awesome! I can’t wait for the next mission.

LOL, that was awesome! I can’t wait for the next mission.

The woman in 07.00 looks exactly like Robin Williams in “Mrs. Doubtfire”!

This game reminds me so much of the Thief / System Shock games, just in the way it’s set up and in the kinda clunky character animation, but overall excellent atmosphere.

Then I looked it up – and found out it was made by Irrational (now 2K Boston / Australia, makers of BioShock and previously involved with System Shock). Then it all made sense. Nice choice :)

This game reminds me so much of the Thief / System Shock games, just in the way it’s set up and in the kinda clunky character animation, but overall excellent atmosphere.

Then I looked it up – and found out it was made by Irrational (now 2K Boston / Australia, makers of BioShock and previously involved with System Shock). Then it all made sense. Nice choice :)

“I was expecting a lot more cats running around the place.” This should be fun.

He wasn’t just reaching for it, he was armed with the safety off.

He wasn’t just reaching for it, he was armed with the safety off.

Well, Final Fantasy and Creepy Curtis have much more comedic potential, no doubt about it…

As for the game, I also remember getting pissed off about it. I dug the realism factor, ok, but seriously – sometimes the “do not harm anyone” factor got REALLY in the way. If I play a FPS, damn it, let me shoot my gun at least once!

Ahh I love the “Let’s Play” series of videos. Ever since seeing the Phantasmagoria ones I’ve been aching for more.

Ahh I love the “Let’s Play” series of videos. Ever since seeing the Phantasmagoria ones I’ve been aching for more.

At first I was sceptical at how much content you could use for “funnies”, but as always you brought in the lol’s.

I always used the pepperball paintball gun and a pistol.
Looking forward to places like the night club and when you start to fight armored terrorists.

Wow, this looks like fun kinda.
It was even fun just to watch you play.
Thanks for the video.

Nice work again man.

One thing I would have done differently though, I would have pepper sprayed the old lady again, and then Tazered her some more. Then tazer the corpse a bit. Tazering the hostages would have also been pretty funny.

dude, again that was awesome :D looking forward for the next mission already :D
The scene where you shoot the guy reminded me kinda of “In Bruges” where Ray punches the lady at the restaurant for attacking him with a bottle :D *lalala just walking around* “Oh shit! a gun!” *BANG* LOL

Another mission please. That was entertaining.

Another mission please. That was entertaining.

OMG I almost pissed myself when you went back and sprayed that old hag again… She definately deserved it!

I remember playing one of the SWAT games years ago and it really came down to not having enough patience. If someone didn’t act like I ordered them to, I just shoot them and told myself he was going for the gun. That’s realism for ya…

“Bitch, I got a gun”….(pause)……”Bitch, I got a BOMB”!!

Pure, Instant Classic. Period. :)

“Bitch, I got a gun”….(pause)……”Bitch, I got a BOMB”!!

Pure, Instant Classic. Period. :)

More missions please. This stuff was hilarious.

That was sick!!!! More more more!!!!

That was sick!!!! More more more!!!!

even as sick as i was, you still managed to make me laugh my ass off. though i dont think thats a good thing since it hurt like hell. great stuff though. looking forward to the next episode,

I played a demo of this game some years back, and I mean, I played it A LOT. And during the time I spent mastering that one scenario, the exactly same things that annoyed Noah got to me. The game is really unclear as to when you’re authorized to use deadly force, so I ended up taking every single motherfucker down with mah shotgun that was loaded with non-lethal ammo. And the routines you have to follow after every single takedown start to get really annoying after a while. But I still kinda look back and regret that I didn’t buy the game.

I played a demo of this game some years back, and I mean, I played it A LOT. And during the time I spent mastering that one scenario, the exactly same things that annoyed Noah got to me. The game is really unclear as to when you’re authorized to use deadly force, so I ended up taking every single motherfucker down with mah shotgun that was loaded with non-lethal ammo. And the routines you have to follow after every single takedown start to get really annoying after a while. But I still kinda look back and regret that I didn’t buy the game.

Good stuff. I have great memories of this game. It was interesting to play FPS where the objective isn’t just to kill everything that moves. Too bad that only the couple of first missions are like that, then it shifts from crime busting to unoriginal rainbow six-like scenarios (shoot all the terrorists).

Points for you Spoony for not just going for the cheap laughs with torturing all the hostages with tear gas or something.

Good stuff. I have great memories of this game. It was interesting to play FPS where the objective isn’t just to kill everything that moves. Too bad that only the couple of first missions are like that, then it shifts from crime busting to unoriginal rainbow six-like scenarios (shoot all the terrorists).

Points for you Spoony for not just going for the cheap laughs with torturing all the hostages with tear gas or something.

Finally antoher game review :p ,great job spoony ,i remember getting mad playing this game,need another mission XD

Holy shit it’s Dagon! Don’t smush me oh great deep one! Also awesome review as usual and extremely funny. I most enjoyed your interaction with the old lady and your reference to “Lesbian Whores” from Watchmen.

Holy shit it’s Dagon! Don’t smush me oh great deep one! Also awesome review as usual and extremely funny. I most enjoyed your interaction with the old lady and your reference to “Lesbian Whores” from Watchmen.

make more vids with this game.

make more vids with this game.

I still play this game on coop with my friend, having some tense moments trying to get a high score.

But this was just pure entertainment! You really have the talent of good commentary, Spoony :)
I especially enjoyed the little problems you had with the use of the equipment, trying to select the correct one. Hope you do a couple more of these!

// Kuncoss

I still play this game on coop with my friend, having some tense moments trying to get a high score.

But this was just pure entertainment! You really have the talent of good commentary, Spoony :)
I especially enjoyed the little problems you had with the use of the equipment, trying to select the correct one. Hope you do a couple more of these!

// Kuncoss

Bitch, I got a gun! Bitch, I got a BOMB! XD

more more more more more I love that video its so damned funny

more more more more more I love that video its so damned funny

Even without the easy fodder of Curtis, this was still an entertaining LP to watch, and I’d be glad to see more.

Even without the easy fodder of Curtis, this was still an entertaining LP to watch, and I’d be glad to see more.

I’ve never played this game, but it looks awesome.

Hey, I remember this game I never liked it so much it was too complicated.

Hey, I remember this game I never liked it so much it was too complicated.

Hey, I remember this game I never liked it so much it was too complicated.

I hope you play through the whole game. It’ll be a laugh riot if it’s all like this mission, though I guess you’ll figure out the buttons eventually, but I guess things will just get more interesting then.

Tough old bat indeed.

Wow, it’s cool to see equipment I actually own in a game (though kind of modified). That would be the Taser M18 (skinnier in the game than the real thing) , Multi-plier (lock pick in this game), and pepper spray.

Wow, it’s cool to see equipment I actually own in a game (though kind of modified). That would be the Taser M18 (skinnier in the game than the real thing) , Multi-plier (lock pick in this game), and pepper spray.

Awww, you are mean to the old lady….

But it was still funny.

Awww, you are mean to the old lady….

But it was still funny.

Epic, I hope to see more missions from this game :D

Epic, I hope to see more missions from this game :D

Honesty? did you have to spray AND tazer the bitch?

Honesty? did you have to spray AND tazer the bitch?

i love the way you have to order the traumatised victim to hit the floor and then restrain her.

i love the way you have to order the traumatised victim to hit the floor and then restrain her.

I love this fucking game, but i cant play. I love to watch it, so it would be nice if you would make more of this game.
I remember playing it and dying A LOT.

gerat , noah you are awesome!
I own this game too.I love it

gerat , noah you are awesome!
I own this game too.I love it

Noah, I LOVE the commentary on this! Great change of pace from FFVIII and Phantasmagoria!

Noah, I LOVE the commentary on this! Great change of pace from FFVIII and Phantasmagoria!

Noah, that was very nicely done. I really enjoyed the ‘COPS’ open, editing all of those clips must’ve been a bear. And the SWAT theme at the end with your closing wrap-up statements. Very funny stuff. And that was a tottaly clean kill, bastard was shooting at you. What’s the deal? Do you have to shout “Halt! Police!” even if someone is shooting you?

“IF YOU CONTINUE TO FIRE YOUR WEAPON AT ME I WILL BE FORCED TO RESPOND WITH ANOTHER HARSH STATEMENT LIKE THIS ONE!”

Keep up the good work, man, and get better soon!

Noah, that was very nicely done. I really enjoyed the ‘COPS’ open, editing all of those clips must’ve been a bear. And the SWAT theme at the end with your closing wrap-up statements. Very funny stuff. And that was a tottaly clean kill, bastard was shooting at you. What’s the deal? Do you have to shout “Halt! Police!” even if someone is shooting you?

“IF YOU CONTINUE TO FIRE YOUR WEAPON AT ME I WILL BE FORCED TO RESPOND WITH ANOTHER HARSH STATEMENT LIKE THIS ONE!”

Keep up the good work, man, and get better soon!

oh man….I fell out of my chair when you peppersprayed that old woman the second time XD you have good taste in comedy my friend.

oh man….I fell out of my chair when you peppersprayed that old woman the second time XD you have good taste in comedy my friend.

No DON’T TAZE ME BRAH joke? You’re slipping,old chum. =)

No DON’T TAZE ME BRAH joke? You’re slipping,old chum. =)

Btw i dunno if you purposely didn’t give commands to your teams but if you forgot you can give quick commands to your team hitting the space key, the type of command will depend on the message on the bottom right corner. If you want to give a more specific command you can right click on an object and select the action.
I got this game and it’s pretty fun however latter missions can be a real bitch with over a dozens of fully armored enemies spanning a large area, there’s no checkpoints or save functions so it can get pretty fucking frustating let me tell you. Still i had fun with the game and i plan on going back once i have a better rig, the game constantly hanged when enemies shooted at me which sucked a lot.

Btw i dunno if you purposely didn’t give commands to your teams but if you forgot you can give quick commands to your team hitting the space key, the type of command will depend on the message on the bottom right corner. If you want to give a more specific command you can right click on an object and select the action.
I got this game and it’s pretty fun however latter missions can be a real bitch with over a dozens of fully armored enemies spanning a large area, there’s no checkpoints or save functions so it can get pretty fucking frustating let me tell you. Still i had fun with the game and i plan on going back once i have a better rig, the game constantly hanged when enemies shooted at me which sucked a lot.

Hilarious! The “Where are they now” at the end was great, this could definitely be a next ‘Phantasmagoria’ Look forward to more

Hilarious! The “Where are they now” at the end was great, this could definitely be a next ‘Phantasmagoria’ Look forward to more

Hello Spoony, it was great! but IMO you can’t compare Rainbow Six to SWAT too much because in R6 you shoot first and then you ask
questions and in this game.. you should ask a victim if he would be so nice and let you take him into custody. Sometimes it’s riddiculous
when you flashbang a guy, use CS on him, sting him, and he still doesn’t want to cooperate.. But believe me.. SWAT 3 was MUCH, MUCH
worse. controls were awful there.. and do you remember SWAT 2? It was 2D but you could use negotiator there so it was more
“realistic”. And by the way the first Rainbow Six was released in 1998 and it started tactical 3D shooters genre I guess. Anyway..
Great job sir. The ending made me LOL :)

This was awesome. I look forward to watching more old women getting pepper sprayed!

This was awesome. I look forward to watching more old women getting pepper sprayed!

You can save load outs, and I’d seriously suggest saving a non-lethal load out. Bean bag shotguns and CS gas are incredible. One guy with a beanbag shotgun and one guy with the pepper spray ball gun per team work pretty well.

Also, look through the team commands. There should be an option along the lines of “wait” or “synchronize”.

You are way off when commenting on Rainbow Six. In R6 you originally had a whole lot of intel including complete and always acurate floor plans and you would plan everything ahead and the guys actually wouldn’t not do anything on their own If you weren’t team leader.

Anyway I rember SWAT games and they were fun at first but then boring. The demo was almost enought to get all the realistic police action you needed. I even played one of the early ones (2d/isometric) and the trick was always the same – flash and gas the crap out of every one and every room. Also I only took this non lethal ammunition for almost every mission. And quite soon it becomes buisywork – check the door, scope under the door, breach bang/gas and clear, run with a teaser or non-leathal shotgun, scream, take the weapon, cuff. Repeat. Screw up once and do it all again. It become so boring later so I would shoot the suspect to have any fun out of it.

Great job on returning to this creepy mission. My thoughts were the same – “A dungeon? Who the hell builds a dungeon”. There actually was this one pervert in europe lately but how often is police called to Buffalo Bill? And you didn’t get it but sometimes there is a booby trap that kills you moments before you rescue the last girl. And you have do the mission again but who the hell would like to go there again.

Great show! =)

You are way off when commenting on Rainbow Six. In R6 you originally had a whole lot of intel including complete and always acurate floor plans and you would plan everything ahead and the guys actually wouldn’t not do anything on their own If you weren’t team leader.

Anyway I rember SWAT games and they were fun at first but then boring. The demo was almost enought to get all the realistic police action you needed. I even played one of the early ones (2d/isometric) and the trick was always the same – flash and gas the crap out of every one and every room. Also I only took this non lethal ammunition for almost every mission. And quite soon it becomes buisywork – check the door, scope under the door, breach bang/gas and clear, run with a teaser or non-leathal shotgun, scream, take the weapon, cuff. Repeat. Screw up once and do it all again. It become so boring later so I would shoot the suspect to have any fun out of it.

Great job on returning to this creepy mission. My thoughts were the same – “A dungeon? Who the hell builds a dungeon”. There actually was this one pervert in europe lately but how often is police called to Buffalo Bill? And you didn’t get it but sometimes there is a booby trap that kills you moments before you rescue the last girl. And you have do the mission again but who the hell would like to go there again.

Great show! =)

eh spoony first of he didn´t open fire, second you had a perfect beanbag shooting shotgun…..hillarius as heck still

eh spoony first of he didn´t open fire, second you had a perfect beanbag shooting shotgun…..hillarius as heck still

Great vid, to bad Swat 4 was no where close to the classic Swat 3 was. Every action was so bulky in this game…

Great vid, to bad Swat 4 was no where close to the classic Swat 3 was. Every action was so bulky in this game…

Haha! you blew that dude away right after you said you hoped you wouldn’t have to kill anyone! Good stuff!

Bad ass.

Bad ass.

I laughed so hard at the pepper spray-taser combo. That’s some serious police brutality right there.

I laughed so hard at the pepper spray-taser combo. That’s some serious police brutality right there.

You know something? First breach into the house.

If I nearly collapse into a seizure from laughing hard enough to cause hyperventilation and absolutely have to pause the video for ten minutes to regain composure after “BITCH I GOT A BOMB”, that’s the sign of complete video bliss.

You know something? First breach into the house.

If I nearly collapse into a seizure from laughing hard enough to cause hyperventilation and absolutely have to pause the video for ten minutes to regain composure after “BITCH I GOT A BOMB”, that’s the sign of complete video bliss.

Man, Spoony, I thought you knew guns more, from your Demolition Man review using the correct terminology of “Magazine”, rather than “Clip”.
That wasn’t really a Magnum, that was a .454 Casull Raging Bull. Much more dangerous. You were completely justified in shooting.
No biggie, though. Still love your stuff.
Also, why would turning into Se7en be a BAD thing?

Man, Spoony, I thought you knew guns more, from your Demolition Man review using the correct terminology of “Magazine”, rather than “Clip”.
That wasn’t really a Magnum, that was a .454 Casull Raging Bull. Much more dangerous. You were completely justified in shooting.
No biggie, though. Still love your stuff.
Also, why would turning into Se7en be a BAD thing?

Wow, this game actually looks pretty damn fun. I passed it up when it was released a few years ago because I have *horrible* memories of the original SWAT. That game was so rigidly by the book, scripted, and flat out annoying that I never even bothered to finish mission 1. Granted, I was a kid then, but I doubt I’d have much fun with it today. This, however, looks quite fun and atmospheric even. Hilarious Let’s Play, also.

Hey man, this is a real return to form. Reminds me of the clips of the thing and x-files that I still rewatch to this day. This stuff is freaking funny as hell keep it up.

Hey man, this is a real return to form. Reminds me of the clips of the thing and x-files that I still rewatch to this day. This stuff is freaking funny as hell keep it up.

That game looks pretty cool, I added it to my Amazon Wish List.

That game looks pretty cool, I added it to my Amazon Wish List.

another classic! =]

another classic! =]

Are you supposed to handcuff the hostage? That looks excessive, but I ROFL when you pepper sprayed the old woman twice. Only in a video game would that be funny. XD

Ya big bully. You made me cry. From laughing that is.

I love this game. Every mission I beat I did with all non-lethal weapons. It’s a lot more challenging that way, and tazing an old lady is hilarious. I got stuck on the mission where you have to disarm a bunch of bombs though…

I love this game. Every mission I beat I did with all non-lethal weapons. It’s a lot more challenging that way, and tazing an old lady is hilarious. I got stuck on the mission where you have to disarm a bunch of bombs though…

It’s not hard to avoid killing suspects. Taze them, shoot them with beanbags, fire modified paintball guns at their nuts. You have gas grenades too, remember. They’ll put the guns down and you can handcuff them easily.

It’s not hard to avoid killing suspects. Taze them, shoot them with beanbags, fire modified paintball guns at their nuts. You have gas grenades too, remember. They’ll put the guns down and you can handcuff them easily.

I was wondering how funny this game could be, but I have to admit that was funny! :)

I was wondering how funny this game could be, but I have to admit that was funny! :)

Haha, camarillo state mental hospital is a college called CSUCI now. I live in Camarillo. That game looks epic. I’m going to go check it out.

Haha, camarillo state mental hospital is a college called CSUCI now. I live in Camarillo. That game looks epic. I’m going to go check it out.

This game looks too much fun for me to pass it by. Gotta get it somewhere :D

THIS could be as good, if not better then the LP Phattazmagore, or however you spell it, lol nice touch in macing the mom the 2nd time

THIS could be as good, if not better then the LP Phattazmagore, or however you spell it, lol nice touch in macing the mom the 2nd time

Lul @ Dr. Loomis at the end. Halloween references <33333.

Lul @ Dr. Loomis at the end. Halloween references <33333.

Concerning your dilemma:
I vote for the last option, only showing the successful(spelling?) run.

Spooney your let’s playes are hilarious!

I know you’re busy making videos, but I hope someday you can do a “Let’s Play Phantasmagoria 1″ I watched a LP of it on youtube, but for whatever reason they passed over the best parts, I didn’t even know there was a scalping in the game unitl I saw it mentioned in one of your recent videos!

I lol’d at “BITCH I got a bomb!”

I lol’d at “BITCH I got a bomb!”

“Unarmored targets, let’s take a lethal shotgun”, seriously?
Just take the less lethal shotgun or pepper paintball marker, you’re going up against civilians.

Great video! Loved the pepper spray and the old lady, I’m really hoping for more SWAT action!

Great video! Loved the pepper spray and the old lady, I’m really hoping for more SWAT action!

brilliant as allways wen will the next come?

I think in question to if you should show your failures in the harder missions; I think you should have your top ten or so worst failures and deaths at the end of each video

I think in question to if you should show your failures in the harder missions; I think you should have your top ten or so worst failures and deaths at the end of each video

Sorry to say this,but,you could either win this one with only spray or only pepper gun,because they are only civilians not like terrorists.But anyway,it was very funny the “BITCH,ihave a BOMB!”.Keep going Spoony.

Sorry to say this,but,you could either win this one with only spray or only pepper gun,because they are only civilians not like terrorists.But anyway,it was very funny the “BITCH,ihave a BOMB!”.Keep going Spoony.

“Lesbian Whores” ? Nice Watchmen reference Spoony.

“Lesbian Whores” ? Nice Watchmen reference Spoony.

By the way, could “Bitch, I’ve got a bomb!” be the next, “I heard that Curtis!” Seriously…I’ll be looking for the t-shirt.

By the way, could “Bitch, I’ve got a bomb!” be the next, “I heard that Curtis!” Seriously…I’ll be looking for the t-shirt.

Spoony you should deffently do few more walk throughs
i think that you just have to show us your failures a few times then the succes
and ofc comment and rant on evrything because that the best part… i think.

Spoony you should deffently do few more walk throughs
i think that you just have to show us your failures a few times then the succes
and ofc comment and rant on evrything because that the best part… i think.

You tied up a hostage in a fucking torture chamber and left her there… If I ever get in such a situation, I really hope they don’t send you to save me.

You tied up a hostage in a fucking torture chamber and left her there… If I ever get in such a situation, I really hope they don’t send you to save me.

Actually when I played that mission, the fat guy started shooting on me.

Keep those LPs coming! I love them! “Bitch, I’ve got a bomb!” I want a T-Shirt of that! Do you also deliver to Germany?

Actually when I played that mission, the fat guy started shooting on me.

Keep those LPs coming! I love them! “Bitch, I’ve got a bomb!” I want a T-Shirt of that! Do you also deliver to Germany?

I laughed so hard at the little demonstration of police brutality you visited upon the elderly woman.

I’m going to hell. :D

i laugh so hard that i swear i was laughing for 30 minutes, and i really liked when you said, “I have a gun, I have a bomb”, it be more funnier if you did this 2 times and the first time blow her up

You should try Swat3 which does not have the crappy “Use of deadly force” rating so you can easily turn one of the levels into a mad shoot-out. There’s also Deathmatch Swat v Swat multi-player in that game.

Great review! I loved the police brutality. You should go into the LA police force. :)

You should try Swat3 which does not have the crappy “Use of deadly force” rating so you can easily turn one of the levels into a mad shoot-out. There’s also Deathmatch Swat v Swat multi-player in that game.

Great review! I loved the police brutality. You should go into the LA police force. :)

It occurs to me that even though that first guy drew a gun on you, he hadn’t actually fired it when you shot him. The game might have counted that as an unauthorized use of deadly force because the game can’t discriminate between “guy holding a gun” and “guy pointing a gun at you about to shoot you with it”. I’m not a very tech-savvy person but that seems like a rather sophisticated distinction that the game’s software might not be capable of making. So the developers might have programed the game to only count “authorized use of deadly force” as “shooting a guy who has already shot at you”.

It occurs to me that even though that first guy drew a gun on you, he hadn’t actually fired it when you shot him. The game might have counted that as an unauthorized use of deadly force because the game can’t discriminate between “guy holding a gun” and “guy pointing a gun at you about to shoot you with it”. I’m not a very tech-savvy person but that seems like a rather sophisticated distinction that the game’s software might not be capable of making. So the developers might have programed the game to only count “authorized use of deadly force” as “shooting a guy who has already shot at you”.

Wow I bet you could end the mission by shooting those cans of gas!

Sppony this was maybe my new favorite spoony vid. But the whole werewolves thing is so hard to beat

Wow I bet you could end the mission by shooting those cans of gas!

Sppony this was maybe my new favorite spoony vid. But the whole werewolves thing is so hard to beat

“Lt. ‘Spoony’ Antwiler received a reputation as a ruthless cop. Russian cops are impressed.”

Wow, what a coincidence. I’ve actually been playing this game recently (mostly because it’s one of the few games my PC can actually play, and not very well either).

Yeah, this game cheats the hell out of you in terms of score because of the so-called ‘unauthorized kills’. That’s why it’s always better to just equip yourself with the bean-bag shotgun and have everyone else with the deadlier guns because the AI is thankfully smart enough to know when to kill someone.

And yet, it’s okay to mace, tazer, and swear at any of these NPCs as many times as you want without losing points. SWAT life is weird.

Wow, what a coincidence. I’ve actually been playing this game recently (mostly because it’s one of the few games my PC can actually play, and not very well either).

Yeah, this game cheats the hell out of you in terms of score because of the so-called ‘unauthorized kills’. That’s why it’s always better to just equip yourself with the bean-bag shotgun and have everyone else with the deadlier guns because the AI is thankfully smart enough to know when to kill someone.

And yet, it’s okay to mace, tazer, and swear at any of these NPCs as many times as you want without losing points. SWAT life is weird.

There needs to be a “Bitch, I’ve got a bomb” t-shirt.

Honestly spoony I started watching your ff8 suck reviews and became a fan..I found your website..and became even more of a fan, and I agree we totally need a “Bitch, I got a bomb!” T-shirt.

Honestly spoony I started watching your ff8 suck reviews and became a fan..I found your website..and became even more of a fan, and I agree we totally need a “Bitch, I got a bomb!” T-shirt.

I laughed so hard when you maced the old lady when you went back upstairs! I would have done the same thing.
I find it funny that this guy still lives with his mom. That would be awkward and disturbing. Could you imagine the conversations? The mother would say from the kitchen, “Time for dinner!” He would reply, “Not now MOM! I’m roleplaying with me FRIENDS!!” And yes, I expected there to be hundreds of cats in the house too.

I laughed so hard when you maced the old lady when you went back upstairs! I would have done the same thing.
I find it funny that this guy still lives with his mom. That would be awkward and disturbing. Could you imagine the conversations? The mother would say from the kitchen, “Time for dinner!” He would reply, “Not now MOM! I’m roleplaying with me FRIENDS!!” And yes, I expected there to be hundreds of cats in the house too.

scene with the old lady is the funniest thing in the entire series

scene with the old lady is the funniest thing in the entire series

I actually bought and played this game because of these videos. It’s pretty fun. But I’m curious Spoony, all the other videos are in sequential order– how come you started with level 2? Anyway, I can’t wait for you to do the ‘Children of Taronne’ level. If you do do it that is. I dunno why. Makes me kind of sick I guess, though I’m really curious to see what Spoony playing through that level looks like.

You really need a “I’ve got a bomb!” T-shirt. That was so funny.

You really need a “I’ve got a bomb!” T-shirt. That was so funny.

Looks fun to play- but I would suck at it…prolly get jumpy and just shoot everything…or die trying not to shoot anything.
XD Hilarious.

Looks fun to play- but I would suck at it…prolly get jumpy and just shoot everything…or die trying not to shoot anything.
XD Hilarious.

@Kudo, where do you live? This level is second level in my swat too. Could it be we’re from Europe and spoony from USA so there’s different levels? Who knows..

@ Assiman:

Notice his Next Level screen after he debriefs. He’s already got the first one beat, he just chose to start with this one for some reason.

@ Assiman:

Notice his Next Level screen after he debriefs. He’s already got the first one beat, he just chose to start with this one for some reason.

Seriously, the dude had a frickin’ dungeon in his basement and the mother didn’t know? Absolutely no inkling of the sick shit her son was doing? What did she think when he brought home struggling, tied up, unconscious girls and never saw them leave? What about their wails of horror, sorrow, and pain? What, did she think it was the house settling?

Fucking bitch deserved a few more tazer blasts.

Seriously, the dude had a frickin’ dungeon in his basement and the mother didn’t know? Absolutely no inkling of the sick shit her son was doing? What did she think when he brought home struggling, tied up, unconscious girls and never saw them leave? What about their wails of horror, sorrow, and pain? What, did she think it was the house settling?

Fucking bitch deserved a few more tazer blasts.

From an internet walkthrough:
“The mantra of SWAT is that it’s a life-saving organization, not a life-taking
one. SWAT officers don’t go around and randomly shoot up people; this ain’t
Conflict: Vietnam.”

SWAT is the kind of ultra-realistic game series that appeals to a very narrow type of audience, namely military and police types. I played SWAT 4 when it came out, and I remember I would rely mainly on my teammates to clear rooms, while I would handle most of the cuffing and reporting. They are very good at clearing rooms most of the time, and very conscious about the “rules of engagement” you must follow. On the rare occasion when I would have to shoot someone, it would mostly be due to an officer going down.

It’s really good about showing you what it might really feel like for a SWAT officer in these situations. The Magnum guy is a good example. Imagine how it looks from a third perspective: five heavily-armored police officers with submachine guns and shotguns blasted a scared kid with no armor and a revolver. Police are meant to “protect and serve” as it were, and that also means making up for people’s bad decisions (such as pointing a gun at a police officer). They want to give everyone as many chances as they can before they have to rely on deadly force. You did react properly, but you lost points because he wasn’t aiming directly at you.

Rainbow 6 was probably the beginning of this whole tactical FPS era. The SWAT series was interesting, but not until SWAT 4 did it really become refined. Ghost Recon (the first one) was the same way, but in regards to soldiers rather than police. Everything since, however, has fallen into the “Action FPS trap” and now it’s all about full-auto machine guns and infinite health.

spoony i saw this video 10 times and i think you pepper spray that girl the 2nd time could of been the use of deadly force

spoony i saw this video 10 times and i think you pepper spray that girl the 2nd time could of been the use of deadly force

Team follow me!! (25 secs later) Team use flashbang….Team!! where are they? did you hear something..no.do you think he is in troble…….i’ll gave him 2 mins..ok

Team follow me!! (25 secs later) Team use flashbang….Team!! where are they? did you hear something..no.do you think he is in troble…….i’ll gave him 2 mins..ok

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass larry

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass larry

God I’ve seen this video 3 times and it never gets old.

“Bitch, I’ve got a gun! Bitch, I’ve got a bomb!” <—–I lol every time

God I’ve seen this video 3 times and it never gets old.

“Bitch, I’ve got a gun! Bitch, I’ve got a bomb!” <—–I lol every time

Great review, but SWAT 4 is actually a *successor* to the R6 series :P

Great review, but SWAT 4 is actually a *successor* to the R6 series :P

PS: specifically, it’s a streamlined version of R6 3: Raven Shield with all the planning removed. IMO it’s more fun to play thanks for its ad-hoc action style as opposed to the rigorous planning you had to do in R6, although on the later stages I actually had to plan it ahead anyway ^__^

PS: specifically, it’s a streamlined version of R6 3: Raven Shield with all the planning removed. IMO it’s more fun to play thanks for its ad-hoc action style as opposed to the rigorous planning you had to do in R6, although on the later stages I actually had to plan it ahead anyway ^__^

I’d heard of this game before, but didn’t really think much of it until I saw these videos. This game is pretty fun, and just difficult enough to keep things interesting.

I’m still trying to beat the hardest difficulty with non-lethal weapons only. So far, no success on the last three missions.

I’d heard of this game before, but didn’t really think much of it until I saw these videos. This game is pretty fun, and just difficult enough to keep things interesting.

I’m still trying to beat the hardest difficulty with non-lethal weapons only. So far, no success on the last three missions.

I’d have to say this game shines the brightest in multiplayer Co-op, but it’s also entertaining as hell to just play big team-on-team deathmatches online. I’d have to say my fondest memory is when me and some buddies got together and played SWAT 4 on a LAN, with whiteboard for planning and everything. Shouting “RUNNER” or “Bang ‘Em” never fails to make one feel awesome.

I’d have to say this game shines the brightest in multiplayer Co-op, but it’s also entertaining as hell to just play big team-on-team deathmatches online. I’d have to say my fondest memory is when me and some buddies got together and played SWAT 4 on a LAN, with whiteboard for planning and everything. Shouting “RUNNER” or “Bang ‘Em” never fails to make one feel awesome.

So I just played this level, and I did it really tactically, splitting the team up and going in from two ways. But, there was no-one around. It was really, REALLY creepy to just walk around the house when it was empty with the music playing. I found the granny in one room, but the crook was locked up in the last dungeon-room.

Creepy as fuck!

Most epic arrest ever
Bitch I’ve got a gun..Bitch I’ve got a bomb!
You see what happens? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LADY?

He totally reached for it!
I call shenanigans!

“I didn't wanna leave without saying hello to you!”
-Spray-

I've seen this series so many damn times…. its just wild man. Same with all the other series. If i come to the site and nothing new is up im like “ah fuck it might as well watch (insert series here) again…” never gets old lol.

Unauthorized deadly force? He reached for a magnum. So I shot him in the chest!

“Looks like Michael Myers's house”
“BItch, I've got a gun.”
This was the very first thing I watched on the site. The SWAT videos are still my all-time favs. Even though its pretty much improv the entire time, I was laughing my ass off throughout every video.
I remember seeing this game in an old issue of Game Informer and really wanting to buy it. Too bad my computer at the time ran slower than a 1984 Apple.
I really find it funny that an old granny is more aggressive than I serial killer.

Best Quotes:

“Bitch, I've got a bomb”
“You see what happens”
“Good boy! You're smarter than your mommy was.”
“You've been a busy boy, tiny”
“Don't tell me you have a dungeon. This is turning into Seven”
“Oh, I didn't want to leave without saying hello to you” (Sprays granny in the eyes)

I actually just watched this for the first time about a week ago or so. I made it through the whole Let's Play by now. A shame I missed it before, but this was really entertaining and I pretty much knew it would be. Some of the weird horror-ish crappy dirty creepy fmv games just aren't my bag per se, but I don't know why I never tried this one until about a week ago.

I may begin to comment on this now per video, but yeah….

“He lives with his mother………”

You helped get me and my bro and friend into this game so bad we bought 3 copies on ebay, we played this game every week so much

Great video, lol, can’t wait to watch the rest. Oh, and Spoony…no offense, but you’d be an awful cop, hahahaha

I’d love to see Spoony play the FMV hell that is Police Quest: SWAT, the game that spawned this series.

I remember playing the original Police Quest on my Windows 3.2 PC; in my first mission I got sexually harassed by a naked bum and he threw my wallet in the lake, so I threw his in the lake too. I think his name was Lester.

“The doormat’s probably not landmined.”

Words cannot describe how much I love this remark.

Also, I would LOVE to see Spoony play a Rainbow Six game! A non-Vegas one.

Old video, but allow me to enlighten you

Unauthorized use of force/deadly force happens at all times if you wound/kill a suspect that is not actively threatening a hostage, officer or shooting.

This makes me want a copy of this game.  It looks like loads of fun!  Provided yer smart enough not ta play it like Doom I mean.  X3

so you’re the team leader around here? 
That’s right, I’m the boss. 
Take us through a typical day in the life of “the boss” 
Well the first thing I do is…Breach the door (like a boss) throw a flashbang (like a boss) hit myself (like a boss) guys did it for me (like a boss) taze grandma (like a boss) Mace a bum (Like a boss) snipe some guy (like a boss) restrain the suspect (like a boss) Shoot a guy (like a boss) unauthorized force (like a boss) Get pissed (like a boss) fail the time limit (like a boss) shoot myself (like a boss) now I’m dead (like a boss)