ROFL so hilarious and so true, goldmine find spoony!

ROFL so hilarious and so true, goldmine find spoony!

lol wow that was weird

Hooray, another useless piece of shit! LIKE THE PLAYSTATION 3!

What? Sony released a system that basically does EXACTLY what the Xbox 360 does? That’s even heavier and more expensive? That has even shittier games?

Sony, you were great with the PS2…

But honestly, with this huge mistake known as “Playstation 3″ your company deserves to go down in flames and burn to death.

Sony has lately reminded me MORE AND MORE of the Sega system and the path it took on it’s way to demise and obscurity.

Woooo! I love trying to figure out this stupid fucking piece-of-shit while thinking of things that I would rather be doing.
I LOVE IT!

Hey, don’t disrespect the ps3! I got one of the 60gb ones just before they were discontinued and it’s been worth every penny! It’s actually getting some good games on it now too, finally.

Vid was hilarious though.

Funny, but the swearing took me out of it. Surely that many fucks are a juvenile attempt to bump up the humor – the satirical elements were good enough.

ima go to best buy and ask for a stupid piece of shit that doesnt work.

LMFAO! I have seriously never laughed this hard before! Bravo, ONN!

If someone released an actual product called “The Stupid TV Box…Thing”, it would sell like fracking gangbusters I tell ya.

F ing Awesome I want 3

I cracked up so hard I woke up my roommates. Yes, it’s fucking nighttime here.
Thank you, Spoony.

I’m going to buy SIX! And give them to those I hate. ^_^

I’m not sure this was a poke at the Ps3, just any random piece of crap that giants like Sony release all the time.

One of them looked an aweful like the piece of crap called WebTV.

That was my first time seeing the internet, on that piece of crap.

it’s so god damn fucking philosophical. i got pair of these… wanna buy one more…

PlayTV sucks.
PS3 is the best console by far, however.

Gotta love Onion News Network xD

And I camped out in the queue for 40 days and 40 nights to make sure I was in the first 3000 to get one.

it could be satirical if only there would not be such thing as damn holywar beetwen “too-fucking-complicated-overpriced-in-no-one-knows-how-many-versions” black and self-destructive-under-equiped grey boxes fans.

with this it seems just like one more cluster viral bomb for war which never ends.

God I love the Onion.

Why they gotta be so funny, so consistently?

“McCain preparing for 2012 funeral”

Ouch.

This wasn’t making fun of the PS3. Please calm down fanboys of all kinds.

awh, man… takes me back to figuring out what had gone wrong with my old vaio… that thing was a monster in its day – back in 2002, but when it finally died 4 years later, the string of obscenities i lobbed at it was indeed repaid by the cheapest piece of shit gateway vista running fucking brick of a craptastic machine available for under 600 dollars.

also reminds me of my dad trying to start the “new” clothes drier, too… 50+ engineer cursing at a machine where the SOPs are printed on the button. and i’ve shown him twice. good stuff.

Hahahaha! Thanks for posting this. :D that made my day haha

Old but still very funny. Can’t wait for the next swat vid!

Old but still very funny. Can’t wait for the next swat vid!

That would have been funny with an Apple product.

I maxed out my credit card and bought 10 of these. I’m selling them on eBay, way overpriced of course.

I got one of those =D
It’s call’d Windows!

i agree with alldreamsfalldown, it would be hilarious with apple products, but its still funny. I understand that its kind of a play on the PS3, but i love my ps3 much more than my 360 (ok, technically my girlfriends but whatever), it just does more stuff better. anyway, i bought three of omi-sans stupid pieces of shit that don’t fucking work for more than triple their worth. can’t wait to set up these annoying pieces of ass-fuck.

I love that, saw it a while back and it made me laugh. Gotta love the onion. LOVE THE ONION!!!

Haha! That was great.

Oh, you got one? Congrats, Spoony.

Ohhh yeah I remember seeing this… too funny. Assbackwards as fuck, lol… mcain gears up for 2012 funeral XD

I actually work at a store where I have to sell all the various fucking pieces of shit Sony makes. They certainly do have a wide variety of fucking pieces of shit.

Though I prefer selling them to cell phones. Don’t get me started on THOSE fucking pieces of shit…

HA!

WTH?? XD

That is the strangest thing to see about Sony. Is it really that bad? …and…uh…CONGRATS, Spoons?

Hohoo! What a way to start a morning :D Laughed so hard, I almost fell off of my chair :D Thank for this Spoony. You’re the man…

Not to defend Sony in any way, but I’ve actually never had any problem with their devices.
But then again I work a lot with computers and own lot’s of gizmos, old and new.

This thing actually exists? I haven’t a clue what it is….. although, it is a a good way to start the morning

Does this mean that I can go to the restroom to drop a steaming load ot SONY?

I saw this some weeks ago… you’re a little late to the party, aren’t you? :)

Of interest, one of the people who worked on MGS4′s intro sequence writes for The Onion.

It’s not a play on the PS3. Christ, it even SHOWS the fact that it’s a TV IN THE VIDEO. And even then it’s not just slamming Sony, because the same principle applies to the majority of the tech hardware out there – poorly designed UIs are everywhere. Everyone put down your fanboy hats and put on your The Onion Is Hysterical hats.

My father showed me this on his iPod as soon as soon as he downloaded it from the ONN podcast

I’m buying this as soon as I can get myself pulled off from “World of world of Warcraft”.

Hmm… I’ll wait want until the upgraded 8000 GB version. Man I Fucking love this piece of shit.

I wonder how it compares to it’s main rival, Annoying git with a temperament.

YES I these truths about sony. HAHAH take that PS3.

is this for real?

LOL @ “time wampire” Loved that line! :)

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAH….. haa. I’ve seen this before but it is still very funny :D

The Onion did a similar thing to Apple. The one where they have a laptop with a big i-Pod wheel in place of an actual keyboard.

It takes only 5 hours to write an email! What could be simpler than one big button? That was a good one too.

That’s great…Wong’s still rolling on the ground. Heh…I’m still playing around with the old model, Useless fucking tat.

Mmmmmmthat’s good satire.

Don’t think these funny videos mixed with funny SWAT 4 videos get you off the hook for Final Fantasy VIII!

Granted, the lack of ellipses in SWAT makes it a much shorter game.

Hahaha, thats exactly why the world thinks you USians are nationwide retarded. “Shit”, “fuck”, “shitfuck” – these are pretty much all the words you need to know to pass off as an educated person in your primitive MassMurderLand. Figures.

It’s satire BeamSplashX. The fact that seemingly well educated adults would talk like this is irony. You should look a little deeper before you talk out of your ass.

not BeamSplashX, I meant Tomalin. My bad

Obviously, we can all tell BeamSplashX is indeed asian…

Damn it, when I got to Best Buy, they were out of the stupid fucking box thing! Do you know how embarrissing to be stuck with the model they released last week? /satire

Post your own content Spoony, not this shit

Ah sony, always with the releasing of stupid pieces of shit. Like the PS3 for example

Aren’t we the smart one? Well done trying to provoke the Playstation people into getting into one of the numerous retarded ‘arguments’ (Or rather pre-teens screaming at each other collectively) with the Xbox people that both parties seem so willing to throw themselves into.
Anyway, The Onion is great ect. ect.

the ps3 was alright i guess. it wasnt too difficult to use like this… “box thing”

I’d suspect that guy of being an obvious troll, but that would almost make him seem too pathetic. Either way, at least the PS3 does what it’s supposed to fucking do, unlike this piece of shit!

Is it really so hard to like both consoles? I mean, it’s not like enjoying what both can do is a blasphemy worthy of the death penalty.

Back on topic, I found this funny as hell.

Thanks for bringing home console flame-fest right to my front door, Spoony. Just what I needed to make this night feel complete. Now I’m irritable AND sleepy.

Good find, bud. I always enjoyed The Onion’s publications. Didn’t know they had vids too. :)

And what is the point of this shit? Is this some vid created by some stupid 360 fanboy?

Jamehawk, why do you think this is about Ps3? Sony makes other products as well. They are talking about the products that no one can figure out and are a pain in the ass. If you instantly think they are talking about Ps3, then I guess you are thinking that way yourself, huh? Besides, does that thing look like a Ps3 to you? The box says WebTV High Speed Link Up.

Ps. This is Onion News Network, and I’m pretty sure they are not 360 fanboys.

I meant Jawehawk :)

The reason im thinking about the PS3, is because someone else mentioned it in the comments. that’s why.

Guys, this is the Onion. They are making fun of the crazy online bitching, not the company. So just relax.

…So, did Spoony post this just to be funny, or because Sony’s stupid piece of fucking shit that doesn’t do what it’s goddamn supposed to (TM) messed up one of his reviews?

*replace “Sony” with any other electronics manufacturer*

Same thing. Fanboys…

Lol.
Guys, It’s a joke. don’t get worked up.

I’m a PS2 fan. I think sony screwed themselves with PS3 though….
And while i do joke that X-Box is the hellspawn of Microsoft, I do not truly think that, Nor do i hate people whom own/like X-Box. If you are going to kill each other over a game system you truly are childish.

to PS3 Fanboys: Does That stupid fucking peice of shit that doesnt fucking work look like a motherfucking PS3? or are your heads so far up your asses that you dont even bother to give the video a fucking watch before you spew out your hypocritical bullshit?

To Spoony: I dont know wether to hate you for bringing this idiodic preteen flame-fest back to me just as I thought I had escaped it, or to love you for showing me this motherfucking peice of shit that doesnt do the goddamn thing its supposed to, because I’m going to go out and buy one right now, because I’m a sheep that will buy everything that everyone else is wasting their fucking money on so I dont feel like a hobo, thats why I bought the absolutely fucking useless but shiny iPhone 3G and the iPod touch, because I love to waste money on shit I already have, just so it can look nicer and have a touch screen and lots of useless fucking features I’ll never use! You know what, I think I love you, I love being a clone!

And this is why we have the computer game playing master race. While you console players beat each other silly over your machines that will be obsolete in two years anyway, and screaming why Halo (Which couldn’t get farther up its own backside without coming out its own mouth) is the best generic first person shooter ever, I will be happily playing Quake 2, which still has more players than Halo, and Starcraft which will still be being played when halo wars is in the garbage. And I can do it anywhere there is wireless! ha! what console game can claim over a decade of dedicated playership?

Just posting agon to makee my statement understood,
I was not saying this was saterical of the PS3 in any way,. It was saterical of moronic corporate giants, And the even more moronic consumers whom will buy things they already have.
what I ment was that anyone whom would think it was about PS3 s also moronic. It was about the company in general, It’s like saying that i hate freedom of speech becuse i disagree with other laws made by the US government.

Here is to hoping Spoony lives on well and gives us a video to watch this weekend.

OLD… but one of their best clips ;]

… Fuck

So iam confused about the PS3, Is it a Huge Blinking paper weight or a Blue ray dvd player?….a gaming console is out of the question because theres no games to speak of.

It’s an awesome satire of the entire electronics industry as a whole and the bewilderment of Joe Blow Consumer who a) can’t figure out the complicated piece of shit, b) doesn’t NEED the piece of shit, and c) thinks foresaid piece of shit is still ‘cool’.

And here’s to anyone, like dickless above me, who is trying to start a stupid console flame war: “GET OUT OF YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT AND GET FUCKED.”

I bought 2!

@Laughing Man
I agree, it’s anoying as f- hell.

Because Sony fanboys aren’t belittled enough. No really. They aren’t.

look just starting flame wars is just fucking pathetic, seriously no one gives a shit weather so and so like an xbox wii or ps3 its a metter of opinion i mean for fuck sake all your doing is giving nerds a reason to argue, its stupid

Turn close captioning on near the end for a silly message about McCain.

@GameGeeks

OR, just read the big graphic dead center in the video for the exact same message.

;)

Oh I love ONN!!! It’s one of the best news satire programs you can get outside of Saturday Night Live. Have you seen that prison economic decline one? It’s very funny

Sounds about right! XD

Well, most of the SNES-era games are still big in emulator communities, computers go obsolete about every two weeks, more and more companies are fleeing in horror from PC-only games, and don’t even pretend PC gamers don’t shriek at each other about their machines. Halo is still pfft, but there is no way in hell Quake 2 has more players than Halo. Halo probably still tops in the 1.5 million range. I don’t know, maybe there are more PC players. You guys have a tough time letting go.

I have the DVD player from that very same line! I’ve never been able to get it to work. XD

(I can’t believe I stumbled onto a video from a site I visit everyday while trying to get help with the fucking piece of trash that Sony calls a DVD players. Frustration nearly gone. XD Just goes to show, Spoony’s snark really does cure all.)

:O

Ironic how they make fun of idiots who buy anything they see on an ad, while at the same time pandering to the same group of idiots that think the word ‘fuck’ is hilarious. Oh well, i still thought it was funny.

I just use my Xbox man.

I do find a lot of people who own both an Xbox and a DVD player. These people tend to believe in things without conclusive evidence.

um……..?