Disc 2 starts off inauspiciously as our heroes have been imprisoned by the nefarious Sorceress! What horrors await them at the not-so-tender mercies of Seifer and his electric bed? Is there any hope of rescue from this mobile, subterranean prison, or will its anti-magic field spell doom?
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Another great video. The FF8s are all awesome.
Though I am surprised you didn’t make more fun of the fact that the missile controls had an error ratio controller in the first place. Why would they ever build in a setting that made the missiles deliberately less accurate?
I can just see it now… “Precision strike? Where’s the fun in that? Set the error ratio to 50%, I want to be *surprised* if we hit our target!”
They were just trying to make some sort of a clever plot; They didn’t expect you to meet it head on with logic.
I liked the Star Wars scene because it drove home exactly what you were saying about the music – it wasn’t just funny, it was painful – and that -made- it funny. As for the people who are saying you can’t take logic to fantasy, come on. You at least have to -try- to tie things together into a consistent framework. This game is just a quagmire of asspulls that only the worst epileptic trees can make any sense of.
Also, he’s not hating on Selfie, he’s hating on the storyline that put -her- of all people in the lead. They probably thought they were being cute, but this game can’t seem to figure out whether or not to take itself seriously.
What’s the anti-magic field Dr. Insano’s holding made of? Just out of curiosity? Like the real components.
I gotta say, I’m enjoying each of these even more than the last
Please, PLEASE make more videos regarding this game. It is horrible. Logical thinking is important in all things, even in a work of fiction. Just because something is intended as a fantasy story doesn’t mean that logic isn’t a concern. Things must make sense, especially in regards to the universe developed in the game/movie. The magic shield is a major discrepancy. Things like that bother intelligent people who demand that things make sense within the rules of the fictional world they are trying to enjoy and understand. Fantasy, especially, has to work harder to make sure their ‘rules’ are logical within the boundaries of their story telling. IJ:Crystal skull is another example of fictional logic being totally raped. Intelligent people DO care, the uncaring and ignorant won’t. In the end, logical storytelling/details are what separates the OK from the great.
Hey you really did a good job of pointing out the inconsistencies and sheer stupidity of most of the things on the beginning of disc 2 here. You asked a lot of the same questions that I did on my first couple of playthroughs of this game. In fact, I think there’s only two questions I always had about this part of the game that you didn’t ask. Number one, why the hell didn’t Zell realize that he doesn’t use a real weapon earlier? I mean, he gets the crap knocked out of him a couple of times before their escape. And during the escape, all he does is punch someone in the stomach, KNOCKING THEM OUT. With a punch to the freakin stomach!
Number two, why the hell would you even have an error ratio for your ICBM missles?What kind of purpose does that serve? I think that’s the thing that always bugged me the most. You have a damn missle base in the middle of a desert that you use to launch attacks against your enemies, but you program in the ablility to raise the error ratio? WHY? Isn’t the point of launching the missles to….oh, I dunno, hit what you’re aiming at with the damn missles? Do they use it for some sort of betting game on the weekends?
“Ok, so here’s the deal.. we’ll just set the error ratio up to maximum and fire at this town today. Everyone place your bets as to whether or not we hit them. Odds are about 10 to 1, so there’s some big money to be won here..”
Seriously, wtf? lol
Great review though. I know you don’t like playing the game, but I’ve watched all of the reviews so far and they’re quite good. In fact, that’s what led me to your site. I saw the final fantasy reviews on that guy with the glasses’ website. I was sitting around the house with nothing to do one day and decided to visit your website..
And now I’ve watched every review of FMV hell (Including the Terror Trax and every single minute of phantasmagoria), all your SWAT 4 vids, and all of the FF8 vids..I’m even on the forums while I’m at work. lol. You do a good job and I enjoy watching your stuff. As long as you keep making them, I’ll keep watching them. Keep up the good work.
I am really getting tired of dr. Insano. I love the continuation FFVIII series, I will probably re-watch it all again any day now, but dr. Insano should lay low a little bit.
Now bring on the flak.
“Now bring on the flak.”
YOU MUST DIE!
You realize the ‘random desert garage’ was the top of the drill prison after it had buried itself right? I’m not trying to defend the game or anything, because most of it’s logic is pretty fucked up, but that bit does make sense ;)
OMFG please Keep these Coming I swear once I get my check from the work I did over spring break Im Giving you $20!
I swear, I could watch Dr. Insano 24 hours a day and still not get tired — what a concept! I literally broke my chair during this video, I was shaking so hard.
Keep ‘em coming!
thanx, i enjoyed watching.
Shouting “SCIENCE!” isn’t funny. Dr. Insano is a bit lame, and not original. Sorry.
Other than that, really, really good stuff.
“Why is there a garage just standing here in the middle of the desert?”
Well, I think that the garage is the top of one of the drills. So it’s part of the prison. Still stupidly convenient, but whatever.
Also, they do explain what Moombas are, but you have to go to a certain village later on. Moombas are the evolved form of the village inhabitants.
This made my day. :) Really, when I found that you continued your review, I felt like I saw God descending on earth. And I don’t believe in God, so boy was I shocked! And happy. Long life, You the Incredible You.
P.S. : for me, the best part was the Star Wars parody with the music from the game. Laughed so hard that almost felt down from my chair. This leaves me waiting for more!
Loved the review, and my folks thought I was having a stroke when I broke out laughing while I watched the Star Wars, but please, PLEASE, for the love of god, get rid of Dr. Insano. It’s _not_ the least bit funny.
Why do I have this bad feeling that Laguna is like Squal’s dad or something…
Man i LOVE your reviews Spoony, Keep up the good work!
I can’t wait until you get to the part that ties the Laguna and Squall parts together, its going to drive you almost to the point of suicide for how insane that was. I was about 15 when i played through it and even then that part pissed me the hell off. I still had some fun with the battle system, but as you pointed out here that switching the junctioning crap over and over was incredibly tedious.
I chatted on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses’ IRC and someone suggested that I post the link itself within the comments, so please don’t mind if I do.
http://whiterosebrian.deviantart.com/art/For-Spoony-115680009
Man, I even like Final Fantasy 8 and I still find this funny. Keep up the great work.
I just thought of something! If you should ever reach the halfway point of the game (e.g. the end of the second disc), you can call CJ Collins over to guest-star as Kefka and have him rant about Squall!
Brian That’s an EPIC idea, or better yet mabye Insano and Kefka could team up?
Great job on part 9 of FF8 Noah! This was awesome! Keep up the great work. I can’t wait to see what you come up with next!
I love how everyone who says anything criticizing about the video is automatically a stupid fanboy who goes to cosplays. Seriously, way to ignore the good points about the discrepancies with this video guys, class act.
Oh boy… where do I even START?
First off, you’re seriously complaining about the fact that there are giant caterpillars? NOW? I mean, they were one of the first enemies in the game, granted they were in a forest instead of a city… but it’s an RPG. Monster placement doesn’t have to make absolute sense, monsters are invading the city and you have to partrol it. Very simple concept, and yet can be picked on by the CLAIRVOYANT WIT THAT IS SPOONY! A giant caterpillar enemy? Quite ridiculous! What will they come up with next, possibly some kind of… horse like bird that people use in races? Preposterous!
Next off, I’ll admit that Kiros’ wardrobe is a bit… weird. But come on now, you’d have to be mentally impaired, or have missed 90% of the dialogue from the first few Laguna scenes to ever think it wasn’t a guy. Also, i’m sorry to say this, but… the “Boy or Girl” bit, especially the way you were trying to dissect the situation, was a direct LIFT from the Nostalgia Critics segment by the exact same name in his Nickcom review. Seriously, you just used different music.
Dr. Insano was funny as a one time character, and never again. I have no idea why he’s blown up like he’ll be the next big thing, he’s not that funny.
An Anti-Magic field… well, after reading through previous comments, I can say with confidence people already caught you on this one. It’s a Final Fantasy game, they can have Anti-Magic fields if they want to. Why not? Do you need some kind of deep physics explanation on the invention of all these things? God, they had Anti-Magic fields in most FF games up to this point, in one form or another.
I find it kinda funny that you say there’s not a single scene in this game you can’t bitch about, because for me there’s pretty much not a single point in this review that’s correct or apt in any way.
A drill prison in the middle of the desert… Well, it’s convenient first off. Much like Alkatraz, it’s almost impossible to escape from without a car or anything… and actually a similar concept was used in FF7. The point of it drilling underground would no doubt happen during a state of lockdown, which, lo and behold, happens once you break out. Also, the garage is in the top of the drill, as everyone else said. I mean, how else are you planning on getting to a giant prison in the middle of the desert? Walk?
And finally we come to the end of the review. Well, having a keycard in a military car that unlocks that door isn’t as unlikely as you’d think. There are probably universal military clearance cards of varying levels, and since the desert prison guards probably have a fairly high level of access, it’s not too weird that they should have matching keycards. And now, we actually come to the… can it be? ONE good point during the entire review? Wow, i feel excited!
Yes, Selphie taking control of the giant missile silo, best idea EVER. I also like how it ended with the War Games clip, although I really found the ICBM bit to be one of the most fun of the game. Anyways, that’s the one point in the review where I laughed. The rest…. ugh.
Look, it’s like I said before, I’m a huge fan of your other reviews and works. All the Sega CD games you did were priceless, and Phantasmagoria has to take the cake as my all time favorite. Every joke was extremely funny, all the points were well-made, and you even got some good running jokes out of it. Seriously, I love the stuff you review, but the FFVIII reviews ALWAYS bothered me. Not because I’m a huge fan of the game, I just feel it was pretty mediocre all in all. But that’s the problem, there are so many profoundly BAD games out there, so why need to pick on a mediocre one? Because you think it’s fun trolling all the Final Fantasy fanboys who get angry about it?
It’s not so much WHAT you’re reviewing as HOW you’re reviewing it. If you built your review around nothing but good points, sure it would make the game seem a hell of alot worse than it is because the bad points are fairly spaced out during it, but it would be WAY better constructed than trying to point out nothing but bad stuff, but making yourself look stupid in the process by missing these things, or picking on insignificant points. The first few FFVIII videos had good points, but now… you’re running on empty. There comes a time where you have to admit “Do I want to work on this? Or do my FANS want me to work on this?”. And certainly, I think it’s because the fans won’t leave you alone.
Drop FFVIII, start something new and focus on that for a while. These 20 minute videos of dry humor and poorly thought out points aren’t benefiting anyone who doesn’t have wet dreams of you every night.
Do I have any right to tell you or force you what to do? No. But I think I have just as much right as anyone commenting here commending this video to comment on why this video is not quality work. Like I said Spoony, you’re a great reviewer, possibly even one of the best. But you’re stuck with weak source material here.
Good post, Gh0st.
Holy shit. That rhymed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQEpE_hUq4
Yeah so if I could kinda download these in HQ that’d be pretty cool.
@ Gh0st:
In relation to the anti-magic field: I think he was more mocking the fact that they are never mentioned yet seem to be the first thought into the heads of the leads. and that if they are in fact common knowledge then why is the sorceress a problem if they can set up anti magic fields.
Particularly if its possible to localize it to the degree it is in the video
That’s so hilarious lol!
And you FF8 fanboy retards, the game is terribad. Stop thinking it’s good. You can’t even acknowledge when he’s right about the failure of the anti-magic field and how it basically does make the sorceress useless as well a terrible plot device for that one thing but amazingly enough it’s not working during the rest of the prison break? Lame lol.
Face it, the game was bad, you’re a fanboy, and you’re stupid.
Great review, can’t wait for more!
Love the review, but I disagree about the prison. We have a lot of prisoners, and not enough space. So either we build skyscraper prisons, or we start building underground.
As for funding, its called the private sector.
Although their are dumb enough politicians who can be convinced/bribed/blackmailed to provide some funding for this endevor
Yeah, that’s true to a point. Really though, even though they don’t go into too much explanation about it, it’s my understanding that the reason there’s an anti-magic field in the jail cells and not in the whole prison is probably an issue of concentration. IE, the anti-magic field can only cover a very small patch of space, hence why it wasn’t outside the jail cells, and also hence why they couldn’t use it against the Sorceress.
That’s just a hunch though, since they never explain it. And thanks Gauph.
[i]“An Anti-Magic field… well, after reading through previous comments, I can say with confidence people already caught you on this one. It’s a Final Fantasy game, they can have Anti-Magic fields if they want to. Why not? Do you need some kind of deep physics explanation on the invention of all these things? God, they had Anti-Magic fields in most FF games up to this point, in one form or another. “[/i]
Well he did bring up a good point. If anti-magic fields are in use, to the point where they can completely negate magic, why is the sorcerous such a huge threat? I mean, the story is pretty clear that she came to power due to her magic. And since they suspect she can die from a bullet wound, why hasn’t anyone got a pop at her yet? Either the SEED forces are morons (for trying to kill her with a bullet), or the inhabits of FFVIII world are morons for not getting a shot at her yet. How could a dictator so hated go in public and not be popped off, in a world where guns are a commonplace? I guess it has happened in the past, but even evil meglomaniacs had followers and guards. She just goes off in public with zero protection, upon throngs of people that should loathe her (don’t know why anyone would cheer for her), and doesn’t get shot? C’mon, even in a fantasy world that is far-fetched.
“A drill prison in the middle of the desert… Well, it’s convenient first off. Much like Alkatraz, it’s almost impossible to escape from without a car or anything… and actually a similar concept was used in FF7. The point of it drilling underground would no doubt happen during a state of lockdown, which, lo and behold, happens once you break out. Also, the garage is in the top of the drill, as everyone else said. I mean, how else are you planning on getting to a giant prison in the middle of the desert? Walk?”
Because it isn’t very cost-effective? Funny that you brought up Alcatraz, because you can pretty much have nearly the same amount of protection from escape with like .0001% the cost. How many people escape from prison to warrent a giant drill prison? Why does it need to surface that high? How much does it take to make a drill prison? (we don’t even have that technology now?) Why would you need to make one? Wouldn’t an underground prison with one exit guarded by a steal gate be just as effective, and far cheaper?
Also, to have maximum protection while surfacing, should they leave the entrance to the drill prison at its highest point, then only surfacing only a fraction of the prison? Or better yet, just make an underground prison, where the entrance can be sealed and covered in dirt in case of a lockdown. That would make more sense, and be more plausible. I mention cost-effectiveness because that is the basis for when people design things, otherwise we would buy off all small islands and put all of our prisons there, or make prisons out of ships and have them sail away from land. They offer the best security against escape, but why don’t we make them? Because they would be too damn expensive. Same logic goes to making a drill prison. It just makes no sense when you can do the same amount of work more efficiently.
love how you rant about the silly anmeness about this. Though you sould really point out that its been done before, becuase it has….the flash back thing. lol
also thought the jokes involving other things besides the game….were a teeny weeny bit drawn out as far as imconcerned. Were you trying to avoide the game hmm? lol
“First off, you’re seriously complaining about the fact that there are giant caterpillars? NOW?”
That’s it? You’re peeved just because Spoony is complaining about the giant caterpillars now as opposed to three or four videos ago? Weak.
“Also, i’m sorry to say this, but… the “Boy or Girl” bit, especially the way you were trying to dissect the situation, was a direct LIFT from the Nostalgia Critics segment by the exact same name in his Nickcom review.”
I don’t remember you complaining when he borrowed “I AM A MAY-UN!” from Linkara.
“An Anti-Magic field… well, after reading through previous comments, I can say with confidence people already caught you on this one. It’s a Final Fantasy game, they can have Anti-Magic fields if they want to. Why not?”
Do me a favor and look up “deus ex machina” and “asspull” on tvtropes.com.
“A drill prison in the middle of the desert… Well, it’s convenient first off.”
What?! No it isn’t, you ‘tard!
First of all, a desert is MUCH easier to cross than a large body of water. There are entire cultures that cross deserts every day. Second, a building that drills into the ground is the dumbest idea in history. If you want an underground prison, there’s nothing stopping you from building a prison underground. There is no reason why ANY building should be contained inside giant drills that can tunnel down into the Earth and back out again. If you want to lock down a prison, all you have to do is lock down the prison. Drilling it into the ground until lockdown ends is just stupid. The entire concept of a drill-prison is a massive waste of time, money, and resources.
“Well, having a keycard in a military car that unlocks that door isn’t as unlikely as you’d think. There are probably universal military clearance cards of varying levels, and since the desert prison guards probably have a fairly high level of access, it’s not too weird that they should have matching keycards.”
It is when the keycards go to a nuclear missile silo. Seriously, are you even hearing yourself? A universal keycard that unlocks a nuclear missile silo?! And why would prison guards be given “a fairly high level of access”? Do you think real-life MPs get access to highly classified stuff like nuclear missile silos? Prison guards guard the prison. That’s it. That’s all they’re trained to do, that’s all they’re paid to do, and that’s all they’re authorized to do. No competent military organization would give prison guards free access to weapons of mass destruction.
And no, the military does not use “universal clearance cards”. Ever. Even if there was a military prison that used electronic keycards (and I highly doubt that there are) they would not work outside of that particular facility.
There are “levels of access” where people of a certain clearance level are granted access to certain types of classified information, but those are reserved for high-ranking officers and officials, not rank-and-file prison guards.
There are a lot of interesting questions to be asked about this game, but just keep in mind that any answers to them will be complete fanfiction.
We can make up justifications for its oddness and shortcomings until we’re blue in the face but there’s no point. It was the responsibility of the game (that is, the game developer) to make sure everything in this fantasy world logically fit together.
It’s like reading a really poorly written story.
This game, an item in Square’s flagship series no less, just throws out a bunch of nonsense and never backs it up, not even with its own brand of fantasy logic. There’s just nothing there.
It doesn’t even bother.
Phooey.
¬_¬
“That’s it? You’re peeved just because Spoony is complaining about the giant caterpillars now as opposed to three or four videos ago? Weak.”
Well, if you read on, I also went on to say the enemy placement in RPG’s is not important. There have been far weirder things in weirder places in alot of other RPG’s, Final Fantasy itself just to name a few, not to mention the ever ambiguous Slimes from DragonQuest that appear in grassy regions for some reason.
“I don’t remember you complaining when he borrowed “I AM A MAY-UN!” from Linkara.”
A one liner can be seen more as an homage. An entire joke taken pretty much directly is not an homage, it’s a lift. Even if That Guy gave him permission to use it, it’s still a bit lame because it’s That Guy’s humor, not Spoony’s. Which i see no reason for, Spoony has alot of great humor by himself. He doesn’t need to lift jokes.
“Do me a favor and look up “deus ex machina” and “asspull” on tvtropes.com.”
Thank you, I already know what a Deus Ex Machina is. Yes, it appears to be a pretty immediate obstacle just to prevent them from busting out right then, but you can take certain liberties with the RPG genre, particularly the Final Fantasy series. I could probably make a 2 page long list of every Deus Ex used in RPG’s… there’s alot. No reason to pick on this small one, at least they aren’t ending the game with a Deus Ex.
“What?! No it isn’t, you ‘tard!
First of all, a desert is MUCH easier to cross than a large body of water. There are entire cultures that cross deserts every day.”
Yes, and i’m sure they cross these deserts with no water, no shade, and no other equipment. This is a notoriously bad idea, considering they never really let us know how big or wide the desert they happen to be stranded in is.
“Second, a building that drills into the ground is the dumbest idea in history. If you want an underground prison, there’s nothing stopping you from building a prison underground. There is no reason why ANY building should be contained inside giant drills that can tunnel down into the Earth and back out again.”
Well… Yes and no. It depends on what the giant drills really DO. This is a part of the game I really wish they elaborated on more, considering alot of information isn’t really given here. But if Final Fantasy 6 and its sinking castles are any indication, who knows? Maybe they sink the prison and move it around every now and again to disorient people who would be planning on breaking out? I don’t think there’s a really clear cut answer on this one.
Word of warning: First post into an argument should not have Ad Hominems in them. Now that I have that out of the way, I’ll continue.
“It is when the keycards go to a nuclear missile silo. Seriously, are you even hearing yourself? A universal keycard that unlocks a nuclear missile silo?! And why would prison guards be given “a fairly high level of access”? Do you think real-life MPs get access to highly classified stuff like nuclear missile silos? Prison guards guard the prison. That’s it. That’s all they’re trained to do, that’s all they’re paid to do, and that’s all they’re authorized to do. No competent military organization would give prison guards free access to weapons of mass destruction.”
Well I’m not sure. Do you live in Galbadia? Are you aware of Galbadian Military Operations and Requirements? Please enlighten me, because I’d LOVE to know. Honestly, why are you acting like the Galbadian Military is somehow an offshoot of the United States Military? They’re completely different, they’ve already been shown to operate differently. How do you know what kind of keycard system they use? They could be like Shinra and have keycards for every level of their office buildings for god sakes, who knows? Picking on things like this in the first place because they’re “unrealistic” is stupid, because the armies in this game are not subsidiaries of armies and governments in real life.
Yes, certainly liberties must be taken with these things, such as humans should act like logical humans unless otherwise stated in the game. But when you’re given government… what would anyone define as a logical government or logical military control? Sure, it’s shoddy control, but somehow I highly doubt that the Sorceress is keeping very tight regulations after killing off the President. For all we know, the Sorceress was intending all this shit to happen beforehand so that Squall plays into her trap. That’s the problem with FFVIII; you can carry away more interpretations of it than you can of the Bible, since it unfortunately never stops to explain anything. I can kinda see why they did it after all, because if they had to explain all this crap it would be a 6 disc game. But on the other hand, it holds the plot and feel of the game back, making it an at best mediocre Final Fantasy game. I’ve said this ALREADY.
But picking on it for not being realistic is a dumb complaint, and you know it. This is the world of Final Fantasy, and as long as there is a feasible explanation for anything that can be made, it’s allowed to be part of the game. And hell, while i’m at it, I’ll ask you some thought questions too. In Super Mario Bros., why can Mario jump so damn high? He’s just a normal plumber after all, who went into the Mushroom Kingdom by accident. And yet he can jump 20 feet in the air? What about in Megaman X? How is it even possible for Sigma to survive having his program erased at the end of X3? Hell, what about in Final Fantasy 6? How does a sinking castle even FUNCTION, let alone cross through several continents and end up at another part of the world? Multiple theories can be made for all of these things, but they’re never directly explained. Want to pick on all of them too?
They’re games. Not everything about them can or needs to be explained. If you want a game with total real life logic, play Sim’s. Which is still pretty ridiculous in certain aspects anyways. On a final note of this post though, and I hope you read to this point, I will say this: Final Fantasy 8 has plotholes up the wazoo, this I will not deny. But he’s picking on the small stuff, not the big stuff. (well, truth be told, I forgot something in my first post. He actually was spot on near the start when he says none of it will really be explained about Laguna and…. yeah….)
SUDDENLY, NECRON.
Holy god… Gh0st, I think you have some issues you need to work out. Aren’t you a tad worked up over a simple review of a game? You dont want to be refered to as a fanboy, and yet post giant comments about how much you know better than spoony about ff8.
btw spoony great video!
Best episode yet!
As for the Anti-magic field and the Villian, I choose to think the magic field only nullifies Para-Magic. (What Non-magic weilders like squall use),,… Or possibly they where only in enemy hands, But that does not explain how Quistis knew….
……………………….As for the cure spell, Perhaps it does not cure mortal, Or crippling wounds? (When a charector is at 0 HP they are K.O. not dead, Which is wye the raise spell woks. In the U.S. it’s called Life which could be misleading) Or perhaps it onl works when convienent.
The ending was the best part!
I think GhOst had valid points…. Just an oppinion.
Gauphastus, do us all a favor and SHUT THE F**K UP.
I’m guessing the best explanation was that the drill prison was a repurposed mining facility that budget cuts kept from being operational, and government inefficiencies kept them from simply tearing it apart.
Funny how gh0st get’s criticized for being an FF8 fanboy…
When there are people just as nerdy defending Noah like, ‘YEAH YEAH THIS GAME BLOWS, EFF ALL YOU HATERS! I USED TO LIKE IT NOW I DON’T CUZ SPOONY SAID SO, HE SHOW HOW IT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE SRSLY WHY WOULD THEY MAKE A PRISON THAT DRILLS WHEN THEY COULD PUT IN THE SKY OR UNDER AN OCEAN.’
Spoony Fanboys? Maybe…
If the point of these videos is to make people laugh…well I think we’re all getting duped by an unwitting duper in a circle of utter dupage, everyone yelling at one another. I liked ff8 mucho. I think these reviews are mad funny. I can laugh at them but still enjoy the game.
WHOA WHAT!? HOW CAN THIS BE? WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT.
dr insano is hilarious and if you end up doing 4 discs worth of this stuff i will give you the bravest man alive award
ha, well I guess I post up huge comments because that’s the way I am. When I care about the subject, I write ALOT on it. It’s not like I’m a hugely devoted fan or anything of FFVIII, it’s just that I enjoy a good argument every now and again. Besides, I felt since no one else was saying anything, I had to.
@190
Oh, wow. That’s amazing. While I was asleep I must have turned on my computer, navigated to this site, and told myself to shut the fuck up. And that’s even though I’ve really not said much at all.
Gosh, that’s just so weird!
Seriously though, everybody. Once again — the poster name is underneath the post, not on top.
Wish they’d change that… it’s out of the ordinary. It’s like having the avatar and post count thingy on the right-hand side.
Though it’s cute…uhh, fakeGauphastus, it’s cute how you’d think you can somehow contribute to our little discussion here by tossing out a random insult and nothing else. Do you feel good? ::)
You could do us all a favor by learning how to carry on a discussion without getting emotionally invested. I think it’s plain to see, even in a post so concise, that you’ve gotten yourself pretty well worked up over something or other during the little comment tag thing the rest of us are playing.
Be a good boy and sit this one out if you’re a bit grumpy, maybe come on back after a nice nap.
Besides that, you guys are fun.
I’m gonna sign up on the forum. :)
The part with dr Insano was great! Insano with insane price =) and thank god I can still plug in my iPhone charger with the anti magic thingie =)
I hate all of the FF games equally, just for the record.
Anyway, I do think this video contains one of Spoony’s most priceless moments. Him uttering “the most succulent blowjob ever witnessed”. Do a remix of that.
“I heard that-succulent blowjob-Curtis.”
Regardless of the whole “It’s fantasy, you can’t bring logic to it” argument, YES there must be logic. Regardless of how fantastic a world might be there is ALWAYS a basis of logic to tie everything together because a world HAS RULES….of course this game decides to just up and change them whenever the fuck it wants!
this is the best one yet. if my hands didn’t hurt i would type more
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