RAMPAGE

Spoony | Apr 23 2009 | more | 
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I’m sorry for my prolonged absence from the site, and it will be a little longer before I’ll be able to update. I was involved in a pretty significant physical altercation about a week ago and it’s taken me a while to recover. But before you ask, don’t worry, I’m completely fine. It’s just been pretty complicated lately getting everything sorted out; hopefully everything will be clearer soon. It’s all coming back to normal, and I can safely say that I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life.

And now for something completely different.

Before all of this madness swung into high gear, I attended a gala screening of Rampage, the latest release by Dark Maze Studios, creators of the hilarious and fantastically original gamer movie Press Start*– a film full of old-school gaming references from the Nintendo era that an old gamin’ salt like me always finds irresistible. And no, Rampage has nothing to do with the adventures of giant city-destroying monsters. You may be more familiar with its bastardized American ur-name: Turkish Rambo.

Turkey doesn't have an army, they have SERDAR!

Oh yeah.

Dark Maze acquired the rights to this classic and released it in the United States on DVD for the first time since its creation over 23 years ago, and has even gone the extra mile by commissioning a faithful, English dubbing track and an all-original score by Jake Kaufman, the composer for Press Start and Contra 4. Until now, you could only catch snippets of movies like this on YouTube, but now you can watch it raw and uncut! And if you’re not completely sold on this already, it’s directed by the same guy responsible for Turkish Star Wars, the movie that nearly broke my mind and sent me gibbering “Everybody in the pooooo-o-o-o-ol” in a nuthouse somewhere.

The movie, patterned loosely after Rambo: First Blood Part II, follows action hero Serdar as he is freed from military prison to infiltrate and put down a band of anti-government guerillas. At least, I think that’s the gist of it. It’s hard to tell because often times it feels like the movie was edited with a pair of hedge trimmers. At some point, he rescues a sleepy-eyed blond woman whose only contribution to the story seem to be whining and wordless sniveling (like most movies of this genre). And the Vincent-Price looking villain (whose ubiquitous scowl makes him look like a permanent =[ frowny face) blows Serdar’s cover almost immediately and buries him in sand, where he proceeds to shout at him for about fifteen minutes demanding to know who he works for (because, y’know, it could be anybody).

Serdar fucking hates Anthony Michael Hall.

The riffing here was coming too furiously to adequately understand the nuances of this rich, subtle, sweeping epic, so you’ll have to excuse me if the whole plot sounds a little sketchy. After some time he escapes and embarks on a punishingly long, Cormanesque rock-climbing sequence, interspersed with footage of other people we don’t know, doing things we don’t understand in places with no seeming spatial relation to the action at hand.

I don’t want to spoil everything for you, but my personal highlights of the night were of Serdar slitting a man’s throat twice (who was still able to phone up his boss and gurgle a warning), and of course, the thrilling climax where Serdar goes apeshit on the villain’s entire compound with a stolen rocket launcher. The effect used to simulate a real rocket launcher’s firing mechanism involves a grip just off-screen tying a string to the rocket and pulling it away as fast as he can. This is accompanied with a “thoomp!” sound not unlike dropping a long cardboard tube on the ground. Then, of course, there’s the plethora of cartwheeling, flying stuntmen falling ass-over-teakettle (in many cases, jumping toward the blast), and Serdar’s amazing good fortune in finding spare rockets just lying around behind oil drums.

It’s a veritable orgy of nonsense violence (y’know, sort of like the latest Rambo movie), and if you’re looking to start a movie-riffing night at your parties, there’s no movie better to start with than Rampage. The DVD is also loaded with special features, an audio commentary, and a mini poster destined for a spot of honor on my wall. Fantastic stuff, especially since the English dubbing is played completely straight-faced, without a hint of ham or parody, just as it should be. Ed Glaser himself said that they took every effort to perfectly replicate the spirit and sound of all of the dialogue and effects, complete with the slain soldier’s Ahnuld-like “nyaaaauuuugh” death throes.

He's going Super Saiyan!!

If you want to catch a great action flick…well, you might want to rent Die Hard. But if you want some serious, balls-to-the-wall action, get some life back into your parties, or to put a frigging awesome movie on your shelf that few people but hardcore riffers would ever own, you’ve got to check out Rampage. Give it a shot.

Or Serdar will cut your goddamn throat. Twice.

* To my shame, Ed Glaser, the creator of Press Start was good enough to send me a completely free copy of the movie in the hopes that I would review it. When I recorded my half-hour long review, I realized just as I was turning the camera off that I had forgotten to turn on the battery pack of my lavalier microphone, and I didn’t get a single syllable of sound. Instead of re-recording it like I should have, I got angry and moved on to something else, which was a true disservice to Mr. Glaser and all the people who worked very hard on a one-of-a-kind, entertaining movie about video game heroes. I’ll see if I can’t make it up to him.

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  • Maul

    Hope everything in your life gets better man. If it makes you feel better when you wrote ‘I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life’, I pictured you taking down a group of kidnappers Commando style.

  • Maul

    Hope everything in your life gets better man. If it makes you feel better when you wrote ‘I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life’, I pictured you taking down a group of kidnappers Commando style.

  • Jakez

    Hope you will get better ooo spoony one, best regards from Denmark ;0)

  • Jakez

    Hope you will get better ooo spoony one, best regards from Denmark ;0)

  • Jakez

    Hope you will get better ooo spoony one, best regards from Denmark ;0)

  • Jakez

    Hope you will get better ooo spoony one, best regards from Denmark ;0)

  • zzz

    did ya get into a boxing match with uwe boll or something?

  • zzz

    did ya get into a boxing match with uwe boll or something?

  • zzz

    did ya get into a boxing match with uwe boll or something?

  • zzz

    did ya get into a boxing match with uwe boll or something?

  • Mats Öhman

    I have this somewhere in my vast library of shitty films on vhs…… but i dont have a vhs player any more. I actually got it from a turkish friend 10 years ago or something. I also have some other really weird Cüneyt movies lying about :). the best thing is they are not dubbed and have no text so i have no idea whats going on. so im gonna get this one for sure :)

  • Mats Öhman

    I have this somewhere in my vast library of shitty films on vhs…… but i dont have a vhs player any more. I actually got it from a turkish friend 10 years ago or something. I also have some other really weird Cüneyt movies lying about :). the best thing is they are not dubbed and have no text so i have no idea whats going on. so im gonna get this one for sure :)

  • Mats Öhman

    I have this somewhere in my vast library of shitty films on vhs…… but i dont have a vhs player any more. I actually got it from a turkish friend 10 years ago or something. I also have some other really weird Cüneyt movies lying about :). the best thing is they are not dubbed and have no text so i have no idea whats going on. so im gonna get this one for sure :)

  • Mats Öhman

    I have this somewhere in my vast library of shitty films on vhs…… but i dont have a vhs player any more. I actually got it from a turkish friend 10 years ago or something. I also have some other really weird Cüneyt movies lying about :). the best thing is they are not dubbed and have no text so i have no idea whats going on. so im gonna get this one for sure :)

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    Was there any form of cross involved?

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    Was there any form of cross involved?

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    Was there any form of cross involved?

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    Was there any form of cross involved?

  • Jen

    Hey, take all the time you need. Sure I’m dissappointed when I come to your site and there isn’t anything new posted, but that’s just because I love watching your videos and want more. I can wait though so don’t worry about it.

  • Jen

    Hey, take all the time you need. Sure I’m dissappointed when I come to your site and there isn’t anything new posted, but that’s just because I love watching your videos and want more. I can wait though so don’t worry about it.

  • Jen

    Hey, take all the time you need. Sure I’m dissappointed when I come to your site and there isn’t anything new posted, but that’s just because I love watching your videos and want more. I can wait though so don’t worry about it.

  • Jen

    Hey, take all the time you need. Sure I’m dissappointed when I come to your site and there isn’t anything new posted, but that’s just because I love watching your videos and want more. I can wait though so don’t worry about it.

  • Littlenorwegians

    Take all the time you need and want Spoony. Want to make your vids, don’t feel forced, or whatever works for you.
    Looking forward to your content whenever it comes.

  • Littlenorwegians

    Take all the time you need and want Spoony. Want to make your vids, don’t feel forced, or whatever works for you.
    Looking forward to your content whenever it comes.

  • Littlenorwegians

    Take all the time you need and want Spoony. Want to make your vids, don’t feel forced, or whatever works for you.
    Looking forward to your content whenever it comes.

  • Littlenorwegians

    Take all the time you need and want Spoony. Want to make your vids, don’t feel forced, or whatever works for you.
    Looking forward to your content whenever it comes.

  • Anonymous

    Turkish Star Wars, Turkish Rambo…I can only imagine the horror that is Turkish Breakfast Club.

  • Anonymous

    Turkish Star Wars, Turkish Rambo…I can only imagine the horror that is Turkish Breakfast Club.

  • Anonymous

    Turkish Star Wars, Turkish Rambo…I can only imagine the horror that is Turkish Breakfast Club.

  • mflorian

    Turkish Star Wars, Turkish Rambo…I can only imagine the horror that is Turkish Breakfast Club.

  • daver

    “Hope everything in your life gets better man. If it makes you feel better when you wrote ‘I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life’, I pictured you taking down a group of kidnappers Commando style.” -Maul

    I pictured the spoon man having sex with an asian, black chick and sexy blond all at the same time. Allllright! Pervert ftw

  • daver

    “Hope everything in your life gets better man. If it makes you feel better when you wrote ‘I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life’, I pictured you taking down a group of kidnappers Commando style.” -Maul

    I pictured the spoon man having sex with an asian, black chick and sexy blond all at the same time. Allllright! Pervert ftw

  • daver

    “Hope everything in your life gets better man. If it makes you feel better when you wrote ‘I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life’, I pictured you taking down a group of kidnappers Commando style.” -Maul

    I pictured the spoon man having sex with an asian, black chick and sexy blond all at the same time. Allllright! Pervert ftw

  • daver

    “Hope everything in your life gets better man. If it makes you feel better when you wrote ‘I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life’, I pictured you taking down a group of kidnappers Commando style.” -Maul

    I pictured the spoon man having sex with an asian, black chick and sexy blond all at the same time. Allllright! Pervert ftw

  • daver

    Ok spooner, u can’t tease ur fans with ur no details synopsis of ur absence. I would love to watch a video blog of u telling some of these stories, and nightmares. I love your site man, u rock

  • daver

    Ok spooner, u can’t tease ur fans with ur no details synopsis of ur absence. I would love to watch a video blog of u telling some of these stories, and nightmares. I love your site man, u rock

  • daver

    Ok spooner, u can’t tease ur fans with ur no details synopsis of ur absence. I would love to watch a video blog of u telling some of these stories, and nightmares. I love your site man, u rock

  • daver

    Ok spooner, u can’t tease ur fans with ur no details synopsis of ur absence. I would love to watch a video blog of u telling some of these stories, and nightmares. I love your site man, u rock

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I was referencing a Futurama episode. But now that I know what the movie is actually about, Turkish Breakfast Club could still be horrible.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I was referencing a Futurama episode. But now that I know what the movie is actually about, Turkish Breakfast Club could still be horrible.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I was referencing a Futurama episode. But now that I know what the movie is actually about, Turkish Breakfast Club could still be horrible.

  • mflorian

    Okay, I was referencing a Futurama episode. But now that I know what the movie is actually about, Turkish Breakfast Club could still be horrible.

  • Mango

    Physical altercation huh? Dude, you need to be more careful when you go after your victims and dispose of the body. The next drawn out chase scene might not end with you knocking the heroic detective out with a single punch.

  • Mango

    Physical altercation huh? Dude, you need to be more careful when you go after your victims and dispose of the body. The next drawn out chase scene might not end with you knocking the heroic detective out with a single punch.

  • aaa

    I get a big italian spiderman vibe here.

  • aaa

    I get a big italian spiderman vibe here.

  • aaa

    I get a big italian spiderman vibe here.

  • aaa

    I get a big italian spiderman vibe here.

  • wharblgarble

    Soooo… did an angry mob of Squall fans hunt you down? Were you beaten with plastic gunblades?

  • wharblgarble

    Soooo… did an angry mob of Squall fans hunt you down? Were you beaten with plastic gunblades?

  • wharblgarble

    Soooo… did an angry mob of Squall fans hunt you down? Were you beaten with plastic gunblades?

  • wharblgarble

    Soooo… did an angry mob of Squall fans hunt you down? Were you beaten with plastic gunblades?

  • Anonymous

    Take your time and get yourself back to health. That’s more important than updating your website. Turkish Rambo, huh? The trailer looked absolutely hilarious. Gotta check it out in some point. Oh and you should check out Turkish version of The Exorcist. Seytan I believe it is called. It plays out more comedy than actually horror. Must see for all those who love crappy movies.

  • Anonymous

    Take your time and get yourself back to health. That’s more important than updating your website. Turkish Rambo, huh? The trailer looked absolutely hilarious. Gotta check it out in some point. Oh and you should check out Turkish version of The Exorcist. Seytan I believe it is called. It plays out more comedy than actually horror. Must see for all those who love crappy movies.

  • Anonymous

    Take your time and get yourself back to health. That’s more important than updating your website. Turkish Rambo, huh? The trailer looked absolutely hilarious. Gotta check it out in some point. Oh and you should check out Turkish version of The Exorcist. Seytan I believe it is called. It plays out more comedy than actually horror. Must see for all those who love crappy movies.

  • Cthulhu07

    Take your time and get yourself back to health. That’s more important than updating your website. Turkish Rambo, huh? The trailer looked absolutely hilarious. Gotta check it out in some point. Oh and you should check out Turkish version of The Exorcist. Seytan I believe it is called. It plays out more comedy than actually horror. Must see for all those who love crappy movies.

  • DamonD

    Jesus, what happened? Well you don’t have to answer that but hope you’re okay…

    Joke answer – did it involve a SWAT officer and a stinger grenade?

  • DamonD

    Jesus, what happened? Well you don’t have to answer that but hope you’re okay…

    Joke answer – did it involve a SWAT officer and a stinger grenade?

  • DamonD

    Jesus, what happened? Well you don’t have to answer that but hope you’re okay…

    Joke answer – did it involve a SWAT officer and a stinger grenade?

  • DamonD

    Jesus, what happened? Well you don’t have to answer that but hope you’re okay…

    Joke answer – did it involve a SWAT officer and a stinger grenade?

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com/ Jenny

    Hey, Spoony, hope everything’s okay. Don’t worry about the updates, we all know when they do come, they’ll be made of pure win. Take care.

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com Jenny

    Hey, Spoony, hope everything’s okay. Don’t worry about the updates, we all know when they do come, they’ll be made of pure win. Take care.

  • Isaac

    “I can safely say that I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life.”
    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate?
    Is Spoony a replicant?

  • Isaac

    “I can safely say that I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life.”
    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate?
    Is Spoony a replicant?

  • Isaac

    “I can safely say that I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life.”
    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate?
    Is Spoony a replicant?

  • Isaac

    “I can safely say that I’ve seen and done things in the past few days that will give me stories (and nightmares) for the rest of my life.”
    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate?
    Is Spoony a replicant?

  • Bob

    Hey Spoony, ya think you can make “Rampage” a most awesome thing of the week like Yor?

  • Bob

    Hey Spoony, ya think you can make “Rampage” a most awesome thing of the week like Yor?

  • Bob

    Hey Spoony, ya think you can make “Rampage” a most awesome thing of the week like Yor?

  • Bob

    Hey Spoony, ya think you can make “Rampage” a most awesome thing of the week like Yor?

  • Aggs

    I think I can guess how he was injured.
    “The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a Spoony enough dude to get him back?”

    On topic, this came just in time for me to get it for my friend’s birthday.

  • Aggs

    I think I can guess how he was injured.
    “The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a Spoony enough dude to get him back?”

    On topic, this came just in time for me to get it for my friend’s birthday.

  • Aggs

    I think I can guess how he was injured.
    “The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a Spoony enough dude to get him back?”

    On topic, this came just in time for me to get it for my friend’s birthday.

  • Aggs

    I think I can guess how he was injured.
    “The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a Spoony enough dude to get him back?”

    On topic, this came just in time for me to get it for my friend’s birthday.

  • Eggs

    So you got beat up?

  • Eggs

    So you got beat up?

  • Eggs

    So you got beat up?

  • Eggs

    So you got beat up?

  • Rattrap007

    The *thoomp* of the rocket firing is hilarious!

  • Rattrap007

    The *thoomp* of the rocket firing is hilarious!

  • Rattrap007

    The *thoomp* of the rocket firing is hilarious!

  • qalest

    I can’t WAIT for the stories… get better, don’t sign any strange legal forms, and ignore the talking skull

  • qalest

    I can’t WAIT for the stories… get better, don’t sign any strange legal forms, and ignore the talking skull

  • qalest

    I can’t WAIT for the stories… get better, don’t sign any strange legal forms, and ignore the talking skull

  • FireFighter214

    Hope everything’s ok Spoony. The work can’t continue if your not well enought to do it, so please take your time, but get well soon. If it was the mob, I can make some calls.

  • FireFighter214

    Hope everything’s ok Spoony. The work can’t continue if your not well enought to do it, so please take your time, but get well soon. If it was the mob, I can make some calls.

  • FireFighter214

    Hope everything’s ok Spoony. The work can’t continue if your not well enought to do it, so please take your time, but get well soon. If it was the mob, I can make some calls.

  • TOYBOXX

    Did one of your fans disagree with a review you’ve done thus the physical altercation? Those bastard internet panzies. They just don’t get it.

  • TOYBOXX

    Did one of your fans disagree with a review you’ve done thus the physical altercation? Those bastard internet panzies. They just don’t get it.

  • TOYBOXX

    Did one of your fans disagree with a review you’ve done thus the physical altercation? Those bastard internet panzies. They just don’t get it.

  • Atom

    Any movie which is only 1.5 years old and has the words “a cult classic” in the trailer worries me.

  • Atom

    Any movie which is only 1.5 years old and has the words “a cult classic” in the trailer worries me.

  • Atom

    Any movie which is only 1.5 years old and has the words “a cult classic” in the trailer worries me.

  • duncdamonk

    This seems familiar somehow…oh yeah…Hot Shots! Part Deux

  • duncdamonk

    This seems familiar somehow…oh yeah…Hot Shots! Part Deux

  • duncdamonk

    This seems familiar somehow…oh yeah…Hot Shots! Part Deux

  • Lilium

    Hey, Spoony, hope everything is okay. Take all the time you need.

    We’ll be patient and support you all the way.

    -hugs-

  • Lilium

    Hey, Spoony, hope everything is okay. Take all the time you need.

    We’ll be patient and support you all the way.

    -hugs-

  • Lilium

    Hey, Spoony, hope everything is okay. Take all the time you need.

    We’ll be patient and support you all the way.

    -hugs-

  • Dragonlord25

    Hope you get better soon spoony. Depending on whta this physical altercation was, it might be time to hire a bodygaurd…or buy a good gun. Either way, don’t worry about updates until your better.

  • Dragonlord25

    Hope you get better soon spoony. Depending on whta this physical altercation was, it might be time to hire a bodygaurd…or buy a good gun. Either way, don’t worry about updates until your better.

  • Dragonlord25

    Hope you get better soon spoony. Depending on whta this physical altercation was, it might be time to hire a bodygaurd…or buy a good gun. Either way, don’t worry about updates until your better.

  • F-Valves

    Whoa, I had no idea the Spoonator was a brawler!
    .o..o..o. “The winner is…”
    o/o..o. “SPOONY!!!”
    *Rocky theme song, Spoony throws some punches in the air*

    In case you got your ass kicked, remember you’ll always have an army of robot suicidal squirrels (or was that an army of mindless fanboy drones? I can’t seem to remember) to back you up and EXACT REVENGE! RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION IN THE NAME OF SPOONY, THE GOD-EMPEROR OF NERDKIND! JUST SAY THE WORD AND WE WILL FOL… erm… I think I got myself carried away.

    Seriously, though, best wishes in your getting better. Take your time, please let us fans know if we can help you out in any way. That’s what fans are for, I guess.

  • F-Valves

    Whoa, I had no idea the Spoonator was a brawler!
    .o..o..o. “The winner is…”
    o/o..o. “SPOONY!!!”
    *Rocky theme song, Spoony throws some punches in the air*

    In case you got your ass kicked, remember you’ll always have an army of robot suicidal squirrels (or was that an army of mindless fanboy drones? I can’t seem to remember) to back you up and EXACT REVENGE! RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION IN THE NAME OF SPOONY, THE GOD-EMPEROR OF NERDKIND! JUST SAY THE WORD AND WE WILL FOL… erm… I think I got myself carried away.

    Seriously, though, best wishes in your getting better. Take your time, please let us fans know if we can help you out in any way. That’s what fans are for, I guess.

  • F-Valves

    Whoa, I had no idea the Spoonator was a brawler!
    .o..o..o. “The winner is…”
    \o/\o..o. “SPOONY!!!”
    *Rocky theme song, Spoony throws some punches in the air*

    In case you got your ass kicked, remember you’ll always have an army of robot suicidal squirrels (or was that an army of mindless fanboy drones? I can’t seem to remember) to back you up and EXACT REVENGE! RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION IN THE NAME OF SPOONY, THE GOD-EMPEROR OF NERDKIND! JUST SAY THE WORD AND WE WILL FOL… erm… I think I got myself carried away.

    Seriously, though, best wishes in your getting better. Take your time, please let us fans know if we can help you out in any way. That’s what fans are for, I guess.

  • minago

    have a feeling spoons getting burned out about the site .

    being creative with a demand over your head can be a bitch, just take ya time and get back to a point where posting feels fun again and less like work.

  • minago

    have a feeling spoons getting burned out about the site .

    being creative with a demand over your head can be a bitch, just take ya time and get back to a point where posting feels fun again and less like work.

  • minago

    have a feeling spoons getting burned out about the site .

    being creative with a demand over your head can be a bitch, just take ya time and get back to a point where posting feels fun again and less like work.

  • TheDeadPenguin

    Hey Spoony, I cant speak for everyone else here but I understand if updates will be delayed a bit. Take care of yourself first obviously and come back to us when you’re ready =P

  • TheDeadPenguin

    Hey Spoony, I cant speak for everyone else here but I understand if updates will be delayed a bit. Take care of yourself first obviously and come back to us when you’re ready =P

  • TheDeadPenguin

    Hey Spoony, I cant speak for everyone else here but I understand if updates will be delayed a bit. Take care of yourself first obviously and come back to us when you’re ready =P

  • Revangelis

    hey spoony, i’m from turkey and i haven’t seen this one actually must be hilarious. also korkusuz means fearless
    actually there is an era in turkish cinema which has lots of hollywood like movies with a turkish touch like “dünyayı kurtaran adam” (the turkish star wars as you said). you should see more “cüneyt arkın” movies like yıkılmayan adam, which means the man who doesn’t fall has a scene that 30 people shoot him and he says i won’t fall down, and dies standing.

    oh and i like your site and check it every day, add some more videos i’ve seen them all. take care.

  • Revangelis

    hey spoony, i’m from turkey and i haven’t seen this one actually must be hilarious. also korkusuz means fearless
    actually there is an era in turkish cinema which has lots of hollywood like movies with a turkish touch like “dünyayı kurtaran adam” (the turkish star wars as you said). you should see more “cüneyt arkın” movies like yıkılmayan adam, which means the man who doesn’t fall has a scene that 30 people shoot him and he says i won’t fall down, and dies standing.

    oh and i like your site and check it every day, add some more videos i’ve seen them all. take care.

  • Revangelis

    hey spoony, i’m from turkey and i haven’t seen this one actually must be hilarious. also korkusuz means fearless
    actually there is an era in turkish cinema which has lots of hollywood like movies with a turkish touch like “dünyayı kurtaran adam” (the turkish star wars as you said). you should see more “cüneyt arkın” movies like yıkılmayan adam, which means the man who doesn’t fall has a scene that 30 people shoot him and he says i won’t fall down, and dies standing.

    oh and i like your site and check it every day, add some more videos i’ve seen them all. take care.

  • mobtank

    Hey spoony, take it easy, don’t fall in the “update-anxiety-syndrome” that they talked about in the newspapers resently.

    I know beeing creative is not easy, it’s best to do it when it feels fun. So take some time if you need it.

    I’ve always considered your site a “quality over quantity” deal, I know I have to wait a bit for the updates, but when they come they are made of win.
    So don’t stress out, we are not a bunsh of angsty halo-kiddies with an attention span of 30 seconds ^_^

    Do as Miku says: Take it easy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R1fs3PnX9M&feature=rec-HM-r2)

  • mobtank

    Hey spoony, take it easy, don’t fall in the “update-anxiety-syndrome” that they talked about in the newspapers resently.

    I know beeing creative is not easy, it’s best to do it when it feels fun. So take some time if you need it.

    I’ve always considered your site a “quality over quantity” deal, I know I have to wait a bit for the updates, but when they come they are made of win.
    So don’t stress out, we are not a bunsh of angsty halo-kiddies with an attention span of 30 seconds ^_^

    Do as Miku says: Take it easy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R1fs3PnX9M&feature=rec-HM-r2)

  • mobtank

    Hey spoony, take it easy, don’t fall in the “update-anxiety-syndrome” that they talked about in the newspapers resently.

    I know beeing creative is not easy, it’s best to do it when it feels fun. So take some time if you need it.

    I’ve always considered your site a “quality over quantity” deal, I know I have to wait a bit for the updates, but when they come they are made of win.
    So don’t stress out, we are not a bunsh of angsty halo-kiddies with an attention span of 30 seconds ^_^

    Do as Miku says: Take it easy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R1fs3PnX9M&feature=rec-HM-r2)

  • Goose

    You cannot say you got into a physical altercation and just leave it at that. Details man, we need details. Did you go Dr. Insano on their ass or what?

  • Goose

    You cannot say you got into a physical altercation and just leave it at that. Details man, we need details. Did you go Dr. Insano on their ass or what?

  • Goose

    You cannot say you got into a physical altercation and just leave it at that. Details man, we need details. Did you go Dr. Insano on their ass or what?

  • Meg

    hey Spoony, take it easy, esp. if you’re hurt. I hope that anyone else in that “physical altercation” weren’t hurt, or if they were assholes, I hope that they are very hurt.

    Anyway. Best of luck.

  • Meg

    hey Spoony, take it easy, esp. if you’re hurt. I hope that anyone else in that “physical altercation” weren’t hurt, or if they were assholes, I hope that they are very hurt.

    Anyway. Best of luck.

  • Meg

    hey Spoony, take it easy, esp. if you’re hurt. I hope that anyone else in that “physical altercation” weren’t hurt, or if they were assholes, I hope that they are very hurt.

    Anyway. Best of luck.

  • CaptainFapMaster

    Anyone else think a video recreating the altercation would be awesome? Of course, it would have embellish a little, because Spoony has to go Hulk status on his ass. The video could be like a “FBI’s Most Wanted” episode. Yes? No?

  • WMP

    A physical altercation? Why can’t you just call it a fight?

  • CaptainFapMaster

    Anyone else think a video recreating the altercation would be awesome? Of course, it would have embellish a little, because Spoony has to go Hulk status on his ass. The video could be like a “FBI’s Most Wanted” episode. Yes? No?

  • CaptainFapMaster

    Anyone else think a video recreating the altercation would be awesome? Of course, it would have embellish a little, because Spoony has to go Hulk status on his ass. The video could be like a “FBI’s Most Wanted” episode. Yes? No?

  • WMP

    A physical altercation? Why can’t you just call it a fight?

  • Loner

    Lol at the permanent =[ thing.

    Take it easy spoony. We’ll still be here, sitting patiently, talking amongst ourselves and flaming your site when you don’t update for 5 days. :D (JK, of course)

  • Loner

    Lol at the permanent =[ thing.

    Take it easy spoony. We’ll still be here, sitting patiently, talking amongst ourselves and flaming your site when you don’t update for 5 days. :D (JK, of course)

  • Maladicta

    Take care of yourself mate. Glad you’re OK :)

  • Maladicta

    Take care of yourself mate. Glad you’re OK :)

  • Maladicta

    Take care of yourself mate. Glad you’re OK :)

  • That’sSoKrissy

    Wow, Spoony! Dude, take it easy!

    I’ve been a lurking fan for a while now so to hear that you got into a fight is pretty insane! But I digress… Turkish Rambo is literally the shit! A friend of mine showed it to me not too long ago actually and I was mind blown.

    Take your time, get well soon!
    Try and stay away from things that are…greasy. :P

  • That’sSoKrissy

    Wow, Spoony! Dude, take it easy!

    I’ve been a lurking fan for a while now so to hear that you got into a fight is pretty insane! But I digress… Turkish Rambo is literally the shit! A friend of mine showed it to me not too long ago actually and I was mind blown.

    Take your time, get well soon!
    Try and stay away from things that are…greasy. :P

  • That’sSoKrissy

    Wow, Spoony! Dude, take it easy!

    I’ve been a lurking fan for a while now so to hear that you got into a fight is pretty insane! But I digress… Turkish Rambo is literally the shit! A friend of mine showed it to me not too long ago actually and I was mind blown.

    Take your time, get well soon!
    Try and stay away from things that are…greasy. :P

  • Joe Ash

    As if you haven’t heard it enough from everyone else, take it easy, man. I hope everything goes back to normal and there are no significant lasting repercussions.

  • Joe Ash

    As if you haven’t heard it enough from everyone else, take it easy, man. I hope everything goes back to normal and there are no significant lasting repercussions.

  • Joe Ash

    As if you haven’t heard it enough from everyone else, take it easy, man. I hope everything goes back to normal and there are no significant lasting repercussions.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, get better alright. And don’t you dare play games like ET while you’re recovering ever again. No one deserves that kind of double torture.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, get better alright. And don’t you dare play games like ET while you’re recovering ever again. No one deserves that kind of double torture.

  • b9bomber

    Hey, get better alright. And don’t you dare play games like ET while you’re recovering ever again. No one deserves that kind of double torture.

  • Matroska

    Oh god I hope you dont come back looking like Mikey Rourke…

    Just kidding! Just kidding! Mr Rourke is awesome :P

  • Matroska

    Oh god I hope you dont come back looking like Mikey Rourke…

    Just kidding! Just kidding! Mr Rourke is awesome :P

  • Matroska

    Oh god I hope you dont come back looking like Mikey Rourke…

    Just kidding! Just kidding! Mr Rourke is awesome :P

  • Matroska

    Ops sorry I thought it said “Physical ALTERATION”

    I was like: “Man I know you once said something about your nose but still… no reason to get surgery”

    Opsie :P

  • Matroska

    Ops sorry I thought it said “Physical ALTERATION”

    I was like: “Man I know you once said something about your nose but still… no reason to get surgery”

    Opsie :P

  • http://twitter.com/VaughnOnMovies Vaughn Fry

    Did someone beat Spoony in a bar fight?

  • http://twitter.com/VaughnOnMovies Vaughn Fry

    Did someone beat Spoony in a bar fight?

  • http://twitter.com/VaughnOnMovies Vaughn Fry

    Did someone beat Spoony in a bar fight?

  • Nephilim

    Ah sucks to hear you got hurt dude. Hope you get better soon!

    Anyway I almost forgot about Rampage.. Saw the trailer a while back on TheGuyWithTheGlasses.com and thought the trailer was hilarious. And now you’ve convinced me to buy it :)

  • Nephilim

    Ah sucks to hear you got hurt dude. Hope you get better soon!

    Anyway I almost forgot about Rampage.. Saw the trailer a while back on TheGuyWithTheGlasses.com and thought the trailer was hilarious. And now you’ve convinced me to buy it :)

  • Nephilim

    Ah sucks to hear you got hurt dude. Hope you get better soon!

    Anyway I almost forgot about Rampage.. Saw the trailer a while back on TheGuyWithTheGlasses.com and thought the trailer was hilarious. And now you’ve convinced me to buy it :)

  • Djinn

    Damn what the hell happened? King of Tekken???

  • Djinn

    Damn what the hell happened? King of Tekken???

  • Djinn

    Damn what the hell happened? King of Tekken???

  • houy

    spoony, take your time, recover, and rant about it later -

  • houy

    spoony, take your time, recover, and rant about it later -

  • houy

    spoony, take your time, recover, and rant about it later -

  • Olivaw

    I demand to know what the story is behind this “physical altercation.”

  • Olivaw

    I demand to know what the story is behind this “physical altercation.”

  • Olivaw

    I demand to know what the story is behind this “physical altercation.”

  • Gexecuter

    Who the hell would want to beat you? i hope you get better.

  • Gexecuter

    Who the hell would want to beat you? i hope you get better.

  • Gexecuter

    Who the hell would want to beat you? i hope you get better.

  • Nyoronoru

    Spoony must’ve gotten attacked by a wild gang of FF8 fanboys.

  • Nyoronoru

    Spoony must’ve gotten attacked by a wild gang of FF8 fanboys.

  • Nyoronoru

    Spoony must’ve gotten attacked by a wild gang of FF8 fanboys.

  • ChibiSoma

    Scenarios!

    1) Spoony got in a car accident, which seems most likely due to recent posts. The other guy was a giant burly motherfucker and punched him.
    2) His team threw a stinger grenade too close and he got a face full.
    3) During a marathon session of some new game, he fell asleep, keeled over, and clocked himself on his keyboard tray.
    4) Other.

    Place your bets!

  • ChibiSoma

    Scenarios!

    1) Spoony got in a car accident, which seems most likely due to recent posts. The other guy was a giant burly motherfucker and punched him.
    2) His team threw a stinger grenade too close and he got a face full.
    3) During a marathon session of some new game, he fell asleep, keeled over, and clocked himself on his keyboard tray.
    4) Other.

    Place your bets!

  • ChibiSoma

    Scenarios!

    1) Spoony got in a car accident, which seems most likely due to recent posts. The other guy was a giant burly motherfucker and punched him.
    2) His team threw a stinger grenade too close and he got a face full.
    3) During a marathon session of some new game, he fell asleep, keeled over, and clocked himself on his keyboard tray.
    4) Other.

    Place your bets!

  • Epic Ninja Whitey

    I’m betting 4) Other. specifically Yor, hunter from the future gliding in on a giant dead bat he just shot down and drop kicking him through his window.

  • Epic Ninja Whitey

    I’m betting 4) Other. specifically Yor, hunter from the future gliding in on a giant dead bat he just shot down and drop kicking him through his window.

  • Epic Ninja Whitey

    I’m betting 4) Other. specifically Yor, hunter from the future gliding in on a giant dead bat he just shot down and drop kicking him through his window.

  • Jim

    It’s time to find the people that beat you up, capture them, and use them as test subjects…WITH SCIENCE!!

  • Jim

    It’s time to find the people that beat you up, capture them, and use them as test subjects…WITH SCIENCE!!

  • Jim

    It’s time to find the people that beat you up, capture them, and use them as test subjects…WITH SCIENCE!!

  • http://feedthomas.blogspot.com/ Jo-tom

    I love how everyone has a quip about Noah’s scuffle.

    Anybody here been in a fight you outside boxing or a fight club? It’s no day at the beach, I’ll tell you that.

    And if he was annoyed about everybody mentioning the Cd albums, how do you think he’s going to feel when everybody makes light of whatever happened. He probably gets “I’d hate to see what happened to the other guy” about ten times a day. Cut the guy some slack, jeez.

  • http://feedthomas.blogspot.com/ Jo-tom

    I love how everyone has a quip about Noah’s scuffle.

    Anybody here been in a fight you outside boxing or a fight club? It’s no day at the beach, I’ll tell you that.

    And if he was annoyed about everybody mentioning the Cd albums, how do you think he’s going to feel when everybody makes light of whatever happened. He probably gets “I’d hate to see what happened to the other guy” about ten times a day. Cut the guy some slack, jeez.

  • http://feedthomas.blogspot.com Jo-tom

    I love how everyone has a quip about Noah’s scuffle.

    Anybody here been in a fight you outside boxing or a fight club? It’s no day at the beach, I’ll tell you that.

    And if he was annoyed about everybody mentioning the Cd albums, how do you think he’s going to feel when everybody makes light of whatever happened. He probably gets “I’d hate to see what happened to the other guy” about ten times a day. Cut the guy some slack, jeez.

  • F-Valves

    Jo-tom’s got a point.

    Sorry for being inconsiderate, Noah. Hope you’ll overcome this situation.

  • F-Valves

    Jo-tom’s got a point.

    Sorry for being inconsiderate, Noah. Hope you’ll overcome this situation.

  • F-Valves

    Jo-tom’s got a point.

    Sorry for being inconsiderate, Noah. Hope you’ll overcome this situation.

  • Bigtits Panda

    Spoony, I’m just left wondering what happened in the case of a “pretty significant physical altercation” what is that? Honestly it could range from someone sitting on your chest and hitting you with your own fists while saying “stop hitting yourself” to a really serious attack. It’s a rather cryptic way of telling us what happened and left a lot of people wondering.

    Before anyone says anything -no, you DO NOT owe us an explanation. But as you are quite literally a ‘one man show’ your personal life is bound to get caught up here a lot. BUT the way you told us was incredibly vague. I’ve read a lot of really concerned replies -are we getting too worked up?

    If it was something like that….why did you wait so long to say anything at all? Again -no complaints, but a lot us are really wondering what happened. I love your stuff man -I’m just concerned.

  • Bigtits Panda

    Spoony, I’m just left wondering what happened in the case of a “pretty significant physical altercation” what is that? Honestly it could range from someone sitting on your chest and hitting you with your own fists while saying “stop hitting yourself” to a really serious attack. It’s a rather cryptic way of telling us what happened and left a lot of people wondering.

    Before anyone says anything -no, you DO NOT owe us an explanation. But as you are quite literally a ‘one man show’ your personal life is bound to get caught up here a lot. BUT the way you told us was incredibly vague. I’ve read a lot of really concerned replies -are we getting too worked up?

    If it was something like that….why did you wait so long to say anything at all? Again -no complaints, but a lot us are really wondering what happened. I love your stuff man -I’m just concerned.

  • Bigtits Panda

    Spoony, I’m just left wondering what happened in the case of a “pretty significant physical altercation” what is that? Honestly it could range from someone sitting on your chest and hitting you with your own fists while saying “stop hitting yourself” to a really serious attack. It’s a rather cryptic way of telling us what happened and left a lot of people wondering.

    Before anyone says anything -no, you DO NOT owe us an explanation. But as you are quite literally a ‘one man show’ your personal life is bound to get caught up here a lot. BUT the way you told us was incredibly vague. I’ve read a lot of really concerned replies -are we getting too worked up?

    If it was something like that….why did you wait so long to say anything at all? Again -no complaints, but a lot us are really wondering what happened. I love your stuff man -I’m just concerned.

  • the_professor

    or option 5) his team mates are blocking his position in front of the keyboard.

  • the_professor

    or option 5) his team mates are blocking his position in front of the keyboard.

  • the_professor

    or option 5) his team mates are blocking his position in front of the keyboard.

  • http://www.stormsignal.net/ Leon

    Glad to hear you’re ok.

    Hope everyfing goes well for ya.

  • http://www.stormsignal.net/ Leon

    Glad to hear you’re ok.

    Hope everyfing goes well for ya.

  • tmib

    I watched few old Turkish action movies about 2 months ago. They are really funny! :D

  • tmib

    I watched few old Turkish action movies about 2 months ago. They are really funny! :D

  • http://www.stormsignal.net Leon

    Glad to hear you’re ok.

    Hope everyfing goes well for ya.

  • tmib

    I watched few old Turkish action movies about 2 months ago. They are really funny! :D

  • Wayne

    While I would love to know about the altercation. I assume Q got him back for posting a video of him getting kicked in the joy department.

  • Wayne

    While I would love to know about the altercation. I assume Q got him back for posting a video of him getting kicked in the joy department.

  • Wayne

    While I would love to know about the altercation. I assume Q got him back for posting a video of him getting kicked in the joy department.

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/ Spoony

    I know I haven’t been specific at all about what happened, but believe me, there’s absolutely nothing wrong and it’s nowhere near as dire as it sounds. I just need a little time to get everything moving again.

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/ Spoony

    I know I haven’t been specific at all about what happened, but believe me, there’s absolutely nothing wrong and it’s nowhere near as dire as it sounds. I just need a little time to get everything moving again.

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com Spoony

    I know I haven’t been specific at all about what happened, but believe me, there’s absolutely nothing wrong and it’s nowhere near as dire as it sounds. I just need a little time to get everything moving again.

  • TekkenLordsFather

    I heard that Tekken Lord finally caught up with Spoony and air juggled his ass.

  • TekkenLordsFather

    I heard that Tekken Lord finally caught up with Spoony and air juggled his ass.

  • TekkenLordsFather

    I heard that Tekken Lord finally caught up with Spoony and air juggled his ass.

  • http://www.metacritic.com/ Lark Voorhies

    damn those FF8 fanbois!!! puttin spoony outta commission

  • http://www.metacritic.com/ Lark Voorhies

    damn those FF8 fanbois!!! puttin spoony outta commission

  • http://www.metacritic.com Lark Voorhies

    damn those FF8 fanbois!!! puttin spoony outta commission

  • John Yates

    ” I’ll see if I can’t make it up to him.”

    This is right up there with “I could care less” as one of the most idiotic, nonsensical and infuriating Americanised phrases. It should be “I’ll see if I CAN make it up to him.” Saying “I’ll see if I CAN’T make it up to him” translates as “I’ll see if I won’t be able to make it up to him”, which is obviously not the intended meaning.

    Yanks. Seriously. Sort it out.

    PS: Another one that gets my goat is “I could care less”, when what the speaker really means is “I couldn’t care less”. Saying “I could care less” means that it WOULD be possible for you to care less about something, when what the speaker really wants to say is “I couldn’t care less”, or that it WOULD NOT be possible for them to care less about something.

    I am on a consciousness-raising mission with this one. Spread the word.

  • John Yates

    ” I’ll see if I can’t make it up to him.”

    This is right up there with “I could care less” as one of the most idiotic, nonsensical and infuriating Americanised phrases. It should be “I’ll see if I CAN make it up to him.” Saying “I’ll see if I CAN’T make it up to him” translates as “I’ll see if I won’t be able to make it up to him”, which is obviously not the intended meaning.

    Yanks. Seriously. Sort it out.

    PS: Another one that gets my goat is “I could care less”, when what the speaker really means is “I couldn’t care less”. Saying “I could care less” means that it WOULD be possible for you to care less about something, when what the speaker really wants to say is “I couldn’t care less”, or that it WOULD NOT be possible for them to care less about something.

    I am on a consciousness-raising mission with this one. Spread the word.

  • John Yates

    ” I’ll see if I can’t make it up to him.”

    This is right up there with “I could care less” as one of the most idiotic, nonsensical and infuriating Americanised phrases. It should be “I’ll see if I CAN make it up to him.” Saying “I’ll see if I CAN’T make it up to him” translates as “I’ll see if I won’t be able to make it up to him”, which is obviously not the intended meaning.

    Yanks. Seriously. Sort it out.

    PS: Another one that gets my goat is “I could care less”, when what the speaker really means is “I couldn’t care less”. Saying “I could care less” means that it WOULD be possible for you to care less about something, when what the speaker really wants to say is “I couldn’t care less”, or that it WOULD NOT be possible for them to care less about something.

    I am on a consciousness-raising mission with this one. Spread the word.

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/ Spoony

    I’m sorry, I stopped paying attention.

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/ Spoony

    I’m sorry, I stopped paying attention.

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com Spoony

    I’m sorry, I stopped paying attention.

  • John Yates

    “I’m sorry, I stopped paying attention.”

    Sorry, that’s my fault. I should have worded it in more simple terms for this largely American audience.

  • John Yates

    “I’m sorry, I stopped paying attention.”

    Sorry, that’s my fault. I should have worded it in more simple terms for this largely American audience.

  • John Yates

    “I’m sorry, I stopped paying attention.”

    Sorry, that’s my fault. I should have worded it in more simple terms for this largely American audience.

  • chad hudson

    john yates calm your happy ass down and catch on to catch phrases and general slang you dumbass. now i know im not winning battles here as far as the english language goes but seriously i know the same things you do as far as things being spoken wrong but really who cares?(
    yes shit is wrong in this but i dont care) spoony ftw

  • chad hudson

    john yates calm your happy ass down and catch on to catch phrases and general slang you dumbass. now i know im not winning battles here as far as the english language goes but seriously i know the same things you do as far as things being spoken wrong but really who cares?(
    yes shit is wrong in this but i dont care) spoony ftw

  • chad hudson

    john yates calm your happy ass down and catch on to catch phrases and general slang you dumbass. now i know im not winning battles here as far as the english language goes but seriously i know the same things you do as far as things being spoken wrong but really who cares?(
    yes shit is wrong in this but i dont care) spoony ftw

  • Shit

    How does being sick stop you doing stuff on the computer.

    Sorry Spoony, but i just don’t buy that excuse. How long for some decent stuff?

    Ild be happy with one good post every 2 weeks, instead i have to check the site every day only to find a slow trickle of movie walk-throughs and pointless rants about tiny, un-rant worthy shit that you pulled out your arse in an attempt to keep us busy. Would it really have been to much bother to come infront of the camara and present this to us with a few clips instead of just pissing more text on your front page?

    k i done now.

  • Shit

    How does being sick stop you doing stuff on the computer.

    Sorry Spoony, but i just don’t buy that excuse. How long for some decent stuff?

    Ild be happy with one good post every 2 weeks, instead i have to check the site every day only to find a slow trickle of movie walk-throughs and pointless rants about tiny, un-rant worthy shit that you pulled out your arse in an attempt to keep us busy. Would it really have been to much bother to come infront of the camara and present this to us with a few clips instead of just pissing more text on your front page?

    k i done now.

  • Shit

    How does being sick stop you doing stuff on the computer.

    Sorry Spoony, but i just don’t buy that excuse. How long for some decent stuff?

    Ild be happy with one good post every 2 weeks, instead i have to check the site every day only to find a slow trickle of movie walk-throughs and pointless rants about tiny, un-rant worthy shit that you pulled out your arse in an attempt to keep us busy. Would it really have been to much bother to come infront of the camara and present this to us with a few clips instead of just pissing more text on your front page?

    k i done now.

  • Malodrik

    Hey, shit. Do you pay him to do reviews? No? Then has no obligation to keep you or anyone else entertained. Methinks the troll should go back under his bridge

  • Malodrik

    Hey, shit. Do you pay him to do reviews? No? Then has no obligation to keep you or anyone else entertained. Methinks the troll should go back under his bridge

  • Malodrik

    Hey, shit. Do you pay him to do reviews? No? Then has no obligation to keep you or anyone else entertained. Methinks the troll should go back under his bridge

  • Spoonyfan1

    Common Spoony you have to do the video blog about the fight! The public is awaiting your tale of the epic battle!

  • Spoonyfan1

    Common Spoony you have to do the video blog about the fight! The public is awaiting your tale of the epic battle!

  • Spoonyfan1

    Common Spoony you have to do the video blog about the fight! The public is awaiting your tale of the epic battle!

  • uSelfishpricks

    Some of you selfish pricks need to double check yourself. The Spoonster hooked up this sight and all these vid’s for our entertainment. He’s damn good at it too to not have anyone backing him really. Give the man some time to himself this isn’t G-damn CNN.com where you get an update every ten minutes. It’s obvious Spoony has some other things going on in his life that he needs to take care of. Give the man his due respect and give him some space for once! Or how about some of you turtle dippers go and make your own webvideoblog site and see if anyone gives a shit enough about you to even leave a hateful comment on your web page. Spoony is King!

  • uSelfishpricks

    Some of you selfish pricks need to double check yourself. The Spoonster hooked up this sight and all these vid’s for our entertainment. He’s damn good at it too to not have anyone backing him really. Give the man some time to himself this isn’t G-damn CNN.com where you get an update every ten minutes. It’s obvious Spoony has some other things going on in his life that he needs to take care of. Give the man his due respect and give him some space for once! Or how about some of you turtle dippers go and make your own webvideoblog site and see if anyone gives a shit enough about you to even leave a hateful comment on your web page. Spoony is King!

  • uSelfishpricks

    Some of you selfish pricks need to double check yourself. The Spoonster hooked up this sight and all these vid’s for our entertainment. He’s damn good at it too to not have anyone backing him really. Give the man some time to himself this isn’t G-damn CNN.com where you get an update every ten minutes. It’s obvious Spoony has some other things going on in his life that he needs to take care of. Give the man his due respect and give him some space for once! Or how about some of you turtle dippers go and make your own webvideoblog site and see if anyone gives a shit enough about you to even leave a hateful comment on your web page. Spoony is King!

  • John Yates

    Listen, I might have went off on one earlier, but the people who are DEMANDING that Spoony update the site really need to get a grip of themselves. Spoony owes us nothing. This is a free web site, and as such we have zero right to be demanding that this one man makes a video every how-ever-many-weeks we decide he should. Spoony is a person, like the rest of us, and as such he will have real-life things to be getting on with; things that will stretch his abiluty to be active in terms of making videos. This site is a hobby for him. He had no contractual obligations and if we like the content of the site then the last thing that we should be doing is being a petty-minded dick and moaning about how things aren’t the way we’d like them to be. That’s really going to make him want to update more often…

    Spoony will be back ripping on games soon enough. Of that I have no doubt. Be patient. The internet is a big place. Go and find something else to wank over.

  • John Yates

    Listen, I might have went off on one earlier, but the people who are DEMANDING that Spoony update the site really need to get a grip of themselves. Spoony owes us nothing. This is a free web site, and as such we have zero right to be demanding that this one man makes a video every how-ever-many-weeks we decide he should. Spoony is a person, like the rest of us, and as such he will have real-life things to be getting on with; things that will stretch his abiluty to be active in terms of making videos. This site is a hobby for him. He had no contractual obligations and if we like the content of the site then the last thing that we should be doing is being a petty-minded dick and moaning about how things aren’t the way we’d like them to be. That’s really going to make him want to update more often…

    Spoony will be back ripping on games soon enough. Of that I have no doubt. Be patient. The internet is a big place. Go and find something else to wank over.

  • John Yates

    Listen, I might have went off on one earlier, but the people who are DEMANDING that Spoony update the site really need to get a grip of themselves. Spoony owes us nothing. This is a free web site, and as such we have zero right to be demanding that this one man makes a video every how-ever-many-weeks we decide he should. Spoony is a person, like the rest of us, and as such he will have real-life things to be getting on with; things that will stretch his abiluty to be active in terms of making videos. This site is a hobby for him. He had no contractual obligations and if we like the content of the site then the last thing that we should be doing is being a petty-minded dick and moaning about how things aren’t the way we’d like them to be. That’s really going to make him want to update more often…

    Spoony will be back ripping on games soon enough. Of that I have no doubt. Be patient. The internet is a big place. Go and find something else to wank over.

  • danny

    ^ very true. the internet is a very big place indeed. many people out there doing similar stuff (though some of them aren’t very good at it :-).

  • danny

    ^ very true. the internet is a very big place indeed. many people out there doing similar stuff (though some of them aren’t very good at it :-).

  • danny

    ^ very true. the internet is a very big place indeed. many people out there doing similar stuff (though some of them aren’t very good at it :-).

  • Bigtits Panda

    Spoony, you need a busty panda to come over and nurse you back to health? I will if you want me to!

    (+)(+) bouncy!

  • Bigtits Panda

    Spoony, you need a busty panda to come over and nurse you back to health? I will if you want me to!

    (+)(+) bouncy!

  • Bigtits Panda

    Spoony, you need a busty panda to come over and nurse you back to health? I will if you want me to!

    (+)(+) bouncy!

  • ScurvyDan

    To the complainers, words of wisdom from Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate.

    You are all fools of the highest caliber.

    Spoony, you rule. I’m sure you have shit to take care of, and you’ll get around to the site when you have time. You don’t need to deal with people demanding you entertain them, you may be funny, but you’re not a fucking court jester.

  • ScurvyDan

    To the complainers, words of wisdom from Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate.

    You are all fools of the highest caliber.

    Spoony, you rule. I’m sure you have shit to take care of, and you’ll get around to the site when you have time. You don’t need to deal with people demanding you entertain them, you may be funny, but you’re not a fucking court jester.

  • ScurvyDan

    To the complainers, words of wisdom from Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate.

    You are all fools of the highest caliber.

    Spoony, you rule. I’m sure you have shit to take care of, and you’ll get around to the site when you have time. You don’t need to deal with people demanding you entertain them, you may be funny, but you’re not a fucking court jester.

  • http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com/ LaughingMan

    I Spoony, regardless of the details of what your ‘physical whatever’ was, it can’t be much worse than a buddy of mine, who we will call ‘John’.

    I invite my old high school friend over to have a night on the town with a few new friends. We hit a couple of bars and meet a few women, except John. Depressed, he decides to go walking at night, grabs a burger at McD’s and then walks back to my place to wait for my return. As he’s walking from McD’s, a car drives up, and a group of assholes throw a glass beer bottle at his head, forcing him to walk a mile to my house with his head bleeding. He required 10 stitches.

    My friends and I felt horrible about what happened, mostly because we didn’t realize it was John when we threw the bottle…

    Cheers!

  • http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com/ LaughingMan

    I Spoony, regardless of the details of what your ‘physical whatever’ was, it can’t be much worse than a buddy of mine, who we will call ‘John’.

    I invite my old high school friend over to have a night on the town with a few new friends. We hit a couple of bars and meet a few women, except John. Depressed, he decides to go walking at night, grabs a burger at McD’s and then walks back to my place to wait for my return. As he’s walking from McD’s, a car drives up, and a group of assholes throw a glass beer bottle at his head, forcing him to walk a mile to my house with his head bleeding. He required 10 stitches.

    My friends and I felt horrible about what happened, mostly because we didn’t realize it was John when we threw the bottle…

    Cheers!

  • http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com LaughingMan

    I Spoony, regardless of the details of what your ‘physical whatever’ was, it can’t be much worse than a buddy of mine, who we will call ‘John’.

    I invite my old high school friend over to have a night on the town with a few new friends. We hit a couple of bars and meet a few women, except John. Depressed, he decides to go walking at night, grabs a burger at McD’s and then walks back to my place to wait for my return. As he’s walking from McD’s, a car drives up, and a group of assholes throw a glass beer bottle at his head, forcing him to walk a mile to my house with his head bleeding. He required 10 stitches.

    My friends and I felt horrible about what happened, mostly because we didn’t realize it was John when we threw the bottle…

    Cheers!

  • http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com/ LaughingMan

    *Hi Spoony
    sounds even more retarded without the ‘h’…

  • http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com/ LaughingMan

    *Hi Spoony
    sounds even more retarded without the ‘h’…

  • http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com LaughingMan

    *Hi Spoony
    sounds even more retarded without the ‘h’…

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org/ Graylord

    I can’t wait until they release Badi (turkish ET)

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org/ Graylord

    I can’t wait until they release Badi (turkish ET)

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org Graylord

    I can’t wait until they release Badi (turkish ET)

  • Pablo

    I don’t know about everyone else but i’m looking forward to a new SWAT. Love that series

  • Pablo

    I don’t know about everyone else but i’m looking forward to a new SWAT. Love that series

  • Pablo

    I don’t know about everyone else but i’m looking forward to a new SWAT. Love that series

  • poop

    Not trying to be a an arse, but you could atleast have told us, your fans, that you were out of commission a week ago instead of neglecting us as you have been, leaving us to ponder weather or not you had been arrested for gunning down a speed camara van operator. Maybe some people are happy to wait an untold period of time for you to post something worth viewing but you have to understand that once you have a fanbace you HAVE to keep them happy or they will rebel against you like when people declared disco dead once and for all.

    And this is not content, why the fuck would anyone read this esay about a fucking spoof film. Its clearly meant to be bad! Any retard can see that from the poster and who really wants to use there hard earned cash on something made purposefully to be shit. “Get RambOWND”. Wow, I really whanna pay money for this! The trialer looks like something that would be laughed off of fucking youtube!!

    Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.

  • poop

    Not trying to be a an arse, but you could atleast have told us, your fans, that you were out of commission a week ago instead of neglecting us as you have been, leaving us to ponder weather or not you had been arrested for gunning down a speed camara van operator. Maybe some people are happy to wait an untold period of time for you to post something worth viewing but you have to understand that once you have a fanbace you HAVE to keep them happy or they will rebel against you like when people declared disco dead once and for all.

    And this is not content, why the fuck would anyone read this esay about a fucking spoof film. Its clearly meant to be bad! Any retard can see that from the poster and who really wants to use there hard earned cash on something made purposefully to be shit. “Get RambOWND”. Wow, I really whanna pay money for this! The trialer looks like something that would be laughed off of fucking youtube!!

    Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.

  • poop

    Not trying to be a an arse, but you could atleast have told us, your fans, that you were out of commission a week ago instead of neglecting us as you have been, leaving us to ponder weather or not you had been arrested for gunning down a speed camara van operator. Maybe some people are happy to wait an untold period of time for you to post something worth viewing but you have to understand that once you have a fanbace you HAVE to keep them happy or they will rebel against you like when people declared disco dead once and for all.

    And this is not content, why the fuck would anyone read this esay about a fucking spoof film. Its clearly meant to be bad! Any retard can see that from the poster and who really wants to use there hard earned cash on something made purposefully to be shit. “Get RambOWND”. Wow, I really whanna pay money for this! The trialer looks like something that would be laughed off of fucking youtube!!

    Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.

  • Anonymous

    Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.

    So, let me get this straight. You’re feeling “hurt” because someone isn’t providing you with regular, free entertainment. Then, when he attempts to provide a humorous article you go ahead and complain about that.

    Wow.

    Reading this kind of bullshit makes me glad that I’m not an Internet celebrity.

  • Anonymous

    Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.

    So, let me get this straight. You’re feeling “hurt” because someone isn’t providing you with regular, free entertainment. Then, when he attempts to provide a humorous article you go ahead and complain about that.

    Wow.

    Reading this kind of bullshit makes me glad that I’m not an Internet celebrity.

  • http://www.spectere.net/ Spectere

    Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.

    So, let me get this straight. You’re feeling “hurt” because someone isn’t providing you with regular, free entertainment. Then, when he attempts to provide a humorous article you go ahead and complain about that.

    Wow.

    Reading this kind of bullshit makes me glad that I’m not an Internet celebrity.

  • Sledge

    “poop.” What an apt name for someone talking shit. Were you trying to be funny?

  • Sledge

    “poop.” What an apt name for someone talking shit. Were you trying to be funny?

  • Sledge

    “poop.” What an apt name for someone talking shit. Were you trying to be funny?

  • poop

    Though clearly most of your fans dont care what quality of stuff you produce. so, if they dont care why should you?

  • poop

    Though clearly most of your fans dont care what quality of stuff you produce. so, if they dont care why should you?

  • poop

    Though clearly most of your fans dont care what quality of stuff you produce. so, if they dont care why should you?

  • Booze Zombie

    Spoony, you should do your own low budget film and see how that goes, man.
    I can see it now:

    “F***: The Movie, rated A for ANGRY”

  • Booze Zombie

    Spoony, you should do your own low budget film and see how that goes, man.
    I can see it now:

    “F***: The Movie, rated A for ANGRY”

  • Booze Zombie

    Spoony, you should do your own low budget film and see how that goes, man.
    I can see it now:

    “F***: The Movie, rated A for ANGRY”

  • Spoony

    Comments like these make me want to just quit and go back to school full time.

  • Spoony

    Comments like these make me want to just quit and go back to school full time.

  • Spoony

    Comments like these make me want to just quit and go back to school full time.

  • fechi

    I miss your vids Spoony

  • fechi

    I miss your vids Spoony

  • fechi

    I miss your vids Spoony

  • DanManX

    Don’t do it Spoony! Remember the “one percent inclusion” rule (or whatever it’s called). Whether or not the comments are blindly fanatic, or fanatically derogatory (honestly, these people complain about how infrequently you update, yet always claim “I check here everyday”; yeah, way to NOT support these things, but making the page views go up, idiot…), they’re still only about 1 percent of the total viewers. That varies on an individual level, but usually the ratio is still overwhelmingly that people come and don’t say anything, so keep that in mind. Most people AREN’T complaining. So just keep up your own pace and your own ideas for what to put up. If you make a misstep, oh well. Despite what some of the commenters say, it’s not the end of the world for anyone.

  • DanManX

    Don’t do it Spoony! Remember the “one percent inclusion” rule (or whatever it’s called). Whether or not the comments are blindly fanatic, or fanatically derogatory (honestly, these people complain about how infrequently you update, yet always claim “I check here everyday”; yeah, way to NOT support these things, but making the page views go up, idiot…), they’re still only about 1 percent of the total viewers. That varies on an individual level, but usually the ratio is still overwhelmingly that people come and don’t say anything, so keep that in mind. Most people AREN’T complaining. So just keep up your own pace and your own ideas for what to put up. If you make a misstep, oh well. Despite what some of the commenters say, it’s not the end of the world for anyone.

  • DanManX

    Don’t do it Spoony! Remember the “one percent inclusion” rule (or whatever it’s called). Whether or not the comments are blindly fanatic, or fanatically derogatory (honestly, these people complain about how infrequently you update, yet always claim “I check here everyday”; yeah, way to NOT support these things, but making the page views go up, idiot…), they’re still only about 1 percent of the total viewers. That varies on an individual level, but usually the ratio is still overwhelmingly that people come and don’t say anything, so keep that in mind. Most people AREN’T complaining. So just keep up your own pace and your own ideas for what to put up. If you make a misstep, oh well. Despite what some of the commenters say, it’s not the end of the world for anyone.

  • Bigtits Panda

    It’s strange that I rarely ever tell the people who’s work I like that I appreciate what I do, but the truth : all joking and such aside: I appreciate what you do. You make me laugh and you entertain us all from time to time with your take on gaming history. I’ve always enjoyed what you do, and hope that I can see more soon. If you’re feeling uninspired and unappreciated, I hope you take this message to heart.

    I hope whoever else reads this says ‘thank you’ also. I’m sure it’s much more positive comments that will really drive him to do more for us!

  • Bigtits Panda

    It’s strange that I rarely ever tell the people who’s work I like that I appreciate what I do, but the truth : all joking and such aside: I appreciate what you do. You make me laugh and you entertain us all from time to time with your take on gaming history. I’ve always enjoyed what you do, and hope that I can see more soon. If you’re feeling uninspired and unappreciated, I hope you take this message to heart.

    I hope whoever else reads this says ‘thank you’ also. I’m sure it’s much more positive comments that will really drive him to do more for us!

  • Bigtits Panda

    It’s strange that I rarely ever tell the people who’s work I like that I appreciate what I do, but the truth : all joking and such aside: I appreciate what you do. You make me laugh and you entertain us all from time to time with your take on gaming history. I’ve always enjoyed what you do, and hope that I can see more soon. If you’re feeling uninspired and unappreciated, I hope you take this message to heart.

    I hope whoever else reads this says ‘thank you’ also. I’m sure it’s much more positive comments that will really drive him to do more for us!

  • Lilium

    #82: “Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.”

    Okay, seriously, stop treating him like he’s your slave. He’s been through some tough stuff, and all you can do is whine and bitch. You sound like a bloody 2-year-old who didn’t get the toy he wanted.

    Get a life.

  • Lilium

    #82: “Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.”

    Okay, seriously, stop treating him like he’s your slave. He’s been through some tough stuff, and all you can do is whine and bitch. You sound like a bloody 2-year-old who didn’t get the toy he wanted.

    Get a life.

  • Lilium

    #82: “Your hurting some of us spoony… we whatch your vidois and appesiate the work you put in to keep us entertained, but your keeping us in the dark and the last 3 weeks have been compleate shit.”

    Okay, seriously, stop treating him like he’s your slave. He’s been through some tough stuff, and all you can do is whine and bitch. You sound like a bloody 2-year-old who didn’t get the toy he wanted.

    Get a life.

  • F-Valves

    Today I watched Spoony’s review on Yor, so I decided to take Bigtits Panda’s suggestion in a creative way. I came up with a “thank you, Spoony” theme song for “Spoony, the game reviewer from the present”:

    “Spoon’s World, he’s the man! Spoon’s World, he’s the man! [Spoon's World!]
    Born in the world of past, in the echo of 80′s blast. [Spoon's World!]
    There is a man of anger, a man of irony. [Spoon's World!]
    No games to play today, ’cause all of ‘em are so lame. [Spoon's World!]
    With crappy movies paving, his famous destiny. [Spoon's World!]

    Spoon, the snark of fire. Spoon the nerd and geek desire.
    He never writes a pun, he always kicks some bum, him and his Vlogs are fun.
    They say he will go on, his search goes on and on.
    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!

    He’s gonna make all the fanboys look lame tonight, in his fight!
    Spoon’s World, he’s the man! Spoon’s World, he’s the man!

    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!
    Spoon’s World! Gonna take down the movies! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!
    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!”

  • F-Valves

    Today I watched Spoony’s review on Yor, so I decided to take Bigtits Panda’s suggestion in a creative way. I came up with a “thank you, Spoony” theme song for “Spoony, the game reviewer from the present”:

    “Spoon’s World, he’s the man! Spoon’s World, he’s the man! [Spoon's World!]
    Born in the world of past, in the echo of 80′s blast. [Spoon's World!]
    There is a man of anger, a man of irony. [Spoon's World!]
    No games to play today, ’cause all of ‘em are so lame. [Spoon's World!]
    With crappy movies paving, his famous destiny. [Spoon's World!]

    Spoon, the snark of fire. Spoon the nerd and geek desire.
    He never writes a pun, he always kicks some bum, him and his Vlogs are fun.
    They say he will go on, his search goes on and on.
    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!

    He’s gonna make all the fanboys look lame tonight, in his fight!
    Spoon’s World, he’s the man! Spoon’s World, he’s the man!

    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!
    Spoon’s World! Gonna take down the movies! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!
    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!”

  • F-Valves

    Today I watched Spoony’s review on Yor, so I decided to take Bigtits Panda’s suggestion in a creative way. I came up with a “thank you, Spoony” theme song for “Spoony, the game reviewer from the present”:

    “Spoon’s World, he’s the man! Spoon’s World, he’s the man! [Spoon's World!]
    Born in the world of past, in the echo of 80′s blast. [Spoon's World!]
    There is a man of anger, a man of irony. [Spoon's World!]
    No games to play today, ’cause all of ‘em are so lame. [Spoon's World!]
    With crappy movies paving, his famous destiny. [Spoon's World!]

    Spoon, the snark of fire. Spoon the nerd and geek desire.
    He never writes a pun, he always kicks some bum, him and his Vlogs are fun.
    They say he will go on, his search goes on and on.
    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!

    He’s gonna make all the fanboys look lame tonight, in his fight!
    Spoon’s World, he’s the man! Spoon’s World, he’s the man!

    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!
    Spoon’s World! Gonna take down the movies! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!
    Spoon’s World! He’s reviewing the games! Spoon’s World! That set our balls on fire!”

  • poop

    Big tits panda is right.

    Spoony, your awsome. Even though the new content is a bit slow every day i still come back and rewatch your old vids and read your movies reviews. They still entertain me and its clear how much work you put in to bring us that extra little bit into your rage-y world. Its selfish to expect you to post when i have no real idea how long it takes to one of your rants or even how many your trying to do…

    Sorry for complaining but thats what we do in england.

    P.s really struggled to post this. i’m a bitter person.

  • poop

    Big tits panda is right.

    Spoony, your awsome. Even though the new content is a bit slow every day i still come back and rewatch your old vids and read your movies reviews. They still entertain me and its clear how much work you put in to bring us that extra little bit into your rage-y world. Its selfish to expect you to post when i have no real idea how long it takes to one of your rants or even how many your trying to do…

    Sorry for complaining but thats what we do in england.

    P.s really struggled to post this. i’m a bitter person.

  • poop

    Big tits panda is right.

    Spoony, your awsome. Even though the new content is a bit slow every day i still come back and rewatch your old vids and read your movies reviews. They still entertain me and its clear how much work you put in to bring us that extra little bit into your rage-y world. Its selfish to expect you to post when i have no real idea how long it takes to one of your rants or even how many your trying to do…

    Sorry for complaining but thats what we do in england.

    P.s really struggled to post this. i’m a bitter person.

  • Spoonyistheshit!

    Look at all you ungrateful turdanites complaining because Spoony hasn’t given us a quality update in a while. You nutsack danglers just keep nagging away. “Spoony I’m upset, Spoony where are the videos?,Spoony what’s this essay? blah blah! you should be saying “Spoony I have no fucking life!” I swear some of you spermgooblins really piss me off. You want Spoony to do all this stuff for you but you don’t freaking support him! You want Spoony to provide us with kickass content all the time? Help him out! Fucking donate to the site! Buy some T-shirts! Send some games! Give him a blowjob! I mean come on people it’s not that hard. Just support the man! Fuck I’ve been down for the Spoonyone ever since I caught that Final Fantasy 8 Video Rant! That game took me 10 damn years to beat. I hated it so much I kept putting it off and putting it off, but it just stayed in the back of my mind. Reminding me how it kicked my ass so many times throughout my life. Finally after seeing Spoony play through that bullshit I went back and put the balls to the walls and beat that God Awful SquareSoft disaster. You toilet mint divers don’t know shit about shit! Spoony is the fucking man! Spoony gives it to us hard with no frills. You underwear raisins want 24hour updates go watch CNN! You want some fairy tale cotton soft reviews go back to watching lifetime! This Is The Gdamn Spoony Experiment! And he runs this shit!

  • Spoonyistheshit!

    Look at all you ungrateful turdanites complaining because Spoony hasn’t given us a quality update in a while. You nutsack danglers just keep nagging away. “Spoony I’m upset, Spoony where are the videos?,Spoony what’s this essay? blah blah! you should be saying “Spoony I have no fucking life!” I swear some of you spermgooblins really piss me off. You want Spoony to do all this stuff for you but you don’t freaking support him! You want Spoony to provide us with kickass content all the time? Help him out! Fucking donate to the site! Buy some T-shirts! Send some games! Give him a blowjob! I mean come on people it’s not that hard. Just support the man! Fuck I’ve been down for the Spoonyone ever since I caught that Final Fantasy 8 Video Rant! That game took me 10 damn years to beat. I hated it so much I kept putting it off and putting it off, but it just stayed in the back of my mind. Reminding me how it kicked my ass so many times throughout my life. Finally after seeing Spoony play through that bullshit I went back and put the balls to the walls and beat that God Awful SquareSoft disaster. You toilet mint divers don’t know shit about shit! Spoony is the fucking man! Spoony gives it to us hard with no frills. You underwear raisins want 24hour updates go watch CNN! You want some fairy tale cotton soft reviews go back to watching lifetime! This Is The Gdamn Spoony Experiment! And he runs this shit!

  • Spoonyistheshit!

    Look at all you ungrateful turdanites complaining because Spoony hasn’t given us a quality update in a while. You nutsack danglers just keep nagging away. “Spoony I’m upset, Spoony where are the videos?,Spoony what’s this essay? blah blah! you should be saying “Spoony I have no fucking life!” I swear some of you spermgooblins really piss me off. You want Spoony to do all this stuff for you but you don’t freaking support him! You want Spoony to provide us with kickass content all the time? Help him out! Fucking donate to the site! Buy some T-shirts! Send some games! Give him a blowjob! I mean come on people it’s not that hard. Just support the man! Fuck I’ve been down for the Spoonyone ever since I caught that Final Fantasy 8 Video Rant! That game took me 10 damn years to beat. I hated it so much I kept putting it off and putting it off, but it just stayed in the back of my mind. Reminding me how it kicked my ass so many times throughout my life. Finally after seeing Spoony play through that bullshit I went back and put the balls to the walls and beat that God Awful SquareSoft disaster. You toilet mint divers don’t know shit about shit! Spoony is the fucking man! Spoony gives it to us hard with no frills. You underwear raisins want 24hour updates go watch CNN! You want some fairy tale cotton soft reviews go back to watching lifetime! This Is The Gdamn Spoony Experiment! And he runs this shit!

  • http://soundtempest.net/soc/ overcoat

    Being a longtime friend of virt, I’m glad to see him doing all this cool shit – When we were at MAGFest 7 [http://magfest.org/] he told me he was working on this and completely forgot about it until I met him again at Blockparty 3 [http://www.demoparty.us/2009/] where he entered the last scene of Korkusuz into the wild compo [THUNK, THUNK, THUNK, *wilhelm scream*], and we all got to watch it on the big screen. Trust me guys, order this DVD, it is so fucking worth it, you should support virt and Dark Maze Studios because they’re truly amazing guys. I ordered my disc two nights ago, and I eagerly await it in the mail!

  • http://soundtempest.net/soc/ overcoat

    Being a longtime friend of virt, I’m glad to see him doing all this cool shit – When we were at MAGFest 7 [http://magfest.org/] he told me he was working on this and completely forgot about it until I met him again at Blockparty 3 [http://www.demoparty.us/2009/] where he entered the last scene of Korkusuz into the wild compo [THUNK, THUNK, THUNK, *wilhelm scream*], and we all got to watch it on the big screen. Trust me guys, order this DVD, it is so fucking worth it, you should support virt and Dark Maze Studios because they’re truly amazing guys. I ordered my disc two nights ago, and I eagerly await it in the mail!

  • http://soundtempest.net/soc/ overcoat

    Being a longtime friend of virt, I’m glad to see him doing all this cool shit – When we were at MAGFest 7 [http://magfest.org/] he told me he was working on this and completely forgot about it until I met him again at Blockparty 3 [http://www.demoparty.us/2009/] where he entered the last scene of Korkusuz into the wild compo [THUNK, THUNK, THUNK, *wilhelm scream*], and we all got to watch it on the big screen. Trust me guys, order this DVD, it is so fucking worth it, you should support virt and Dark Maze Studios because they’re truly amazing guys. I ordered my disc two nights ago, and I eagerly await it in the mail!

  • NikoBelic

    Spoony just got his ass kicked, and instead of grouping up and grabbing our bats and chains to get back at these goons for doing this to him your complaining about a lack of new videos? Fuck man! what is this shit?

    Spoony, Niko Belic’s got your back! Just tell me who to do the job on and it’s done.

  • NikoBelic

    Spoony just got his ass kicked, and instead of grouping up and grabbing our bats and chains to get back at these goons for doing this to him your complaining about a lack of new videos? Fuck man! what is this shit?

    Spoony, Niko Belic’s got your back! Just tell me who to do the job on and it’s done.

  • NikoBelic

    Spoony just got his ass kicked, and instead of grouping up and grabbing our bats and chains to get back at these goons for doing this to him your complaining about a lack of new videos? Fuck man! what is this shit?

    Spoony, Niko Belic’s got your back! Just tell me who to do the job on and it’s done.

  • JollySam

    For goodness sake people, stop licking Spoony, I’m sure he doesn’t like it. He’s sensible enough to ignore the stupid posts, and he doesn’t need random strangers posting 90+ messages, all saying ‘I love you!!!’ ‘Post when you’re ready, Spoony-chan!!!’ etc. Cause if I was him, that would be enough to stop me posting for the rest of my life. There is being a fan, and then there is going too far. I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong.

    That said, yes, Spoony is excellent. This is the funniest website I’ve found for a long time, and I can’t wait for an update.

    “Sorry for complaining but thats what we do in england.”
    No, poop, that’s what the stupid kind of us does. The other 95% just get on with it.

  • JollySam

    For goodness sake people, stop licking Spoony, I’m sure he doesn’t like it. He’s sensible enough to ignore the stupid posts, and he doesn’t need random strangers posting 90+ messages, all saying ‘I love you!!!’ ‘Post when you’re ready, Spoony-chan!!!’ etc. Cause if I was him, that would be enough to stop me posting for the rest of my life. There is being a fan, and then there is going too far. I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong.

    That said, yes, Spoony is excellent. This is the funniest website I’ve found for a long time, and I can’t wait for an update.

    “Sorry for complaining but thats what we do in england.”
    No, poop, that’s what the stupid kind of us does. The other 95% just get on with it.

  • Fou

    Pay no attention to the grubs begging for more Spoony. You’ve put more quality entertainment out this month than most of those leeches will produce in a lifetime.

    Think about it.

    1 part of the FFVIII review
    2 parts of Swat 4
    1 TGWTG Music Video
    3 T-Shirt designs with coupon codes no less!
    7 Blog entries, many coupled with with TV or movie reviews.

    I mean come on people, one month and Spoony puts out more than some do in a year.

    Love your stuff man, and I’m waiting patiently for whatever comes next.

  • Fou

    Pay no attention to the grubs begging for more Spoony. You’ve put more quality entertainment out this month than most of those leeches will produce in a lifetime.

    Think about it.

    1 part of the FFVIII review
    2 parts of Swat 4
    1 TGWTG Music Video
    3 T-Shirt designs with coupon codes no less!
    7 Blog entries, many coupled with with TV or movie reviews.

    I mean come on people, one month and Spoony puts out more than some do in a year.

    Love your stuff man, and I’m waiting patiently for whatever comes next.

  • Fou

    Pay no attention to the grubs begging for more Spoony. You’ve put more quality entertainment out this month than most of those leeches will produce in a lifetime.

    Think about it.

    1 part of the FFVIII review
    2 parts of Swat 4
    1 TGWTG Music Video
    3 T-Shirt designs with coupon codes no less!
    7 Blog entries, many coupled with with TV or movie reviews.

    I mean come on people, one month and Spoony puts out more than some do in a year.

    Love your stuff man, and I’m waiting patiently for whatever comes next.

  • frank

    JollySam Is complaining about complainers. Irony.

  • frank

    JollySam Is complaining about complainers. Irony.

  • frank

    JollySam Is complaining about complainers. Irony.

  • Aran

    Your a true musical master F-Valves.
    ………………..
    Also to those particular people whom are complaining about lack of update,
    Spoonys vids are free entertainment. While i’m aware he gets a minimal amount of money from the ads and stuff, He does the reviews becuse he wants to, While he seems to appreciate his fanbase, He was doing movies months before his fanbase became this large(still not huge, But larger than when he started). He has his own life, And you are expected to have a life other than this website.

  • Aran

    Your a true musical master F-Valves.
    ………………..
    Also to those particular people whom are complaining about lack of update,
    Spoonys vids are free entertainment. While i’m aware he gets a minimal amount of money from the ads and stuff, He does the reviews becuse he wants to, While he seems to appreciate his fanbase, He was doing movies months before his fanbase became this large(still not huge, But larger than when he started). He has his own life, And you are expected to have a life other than this website.

  • Aran

    JollySam,
    I think i get what your saying, You may be right but i don’t know.
    When i tell off a commenter due to thier demands, Generally thats not for spoony directly though.
    Someday i wan’t to write video games, And i wouldent want some jackass saying every five minutes, “Wye you not update?”

    As for fans takeing it too far, thats not neccisarily it, Even if spoonys stuff was crap, When someone gets frustrated becuse a reveiwer, Writer, ETC does not update what should be a hobby, I would tell them off.

    If my supportive comments seem to be going a little to far, Sorry spoony.

  • Aran

    JollySam,
    I think i get what your saying, You may be right but i don’t know.
    When i tell off a commenter due to thier demands, Generally thats not for spoony directly though.
    Someday i wan’t to write video games, And i wouldent want some jackass saying every five minutes, “Wye you not update?”

    As for fans takeing it too far, thats not neccisarily it, Even if spoonys stuff was crap, When someone gets frustrated becuse a reveiwer, Writer, ETC does not update what should be a hobby, I would tell them off.

    If my supportive comments seem to be going a little to far, Sorry spoony.

  • Aran

    JollySam,
    I think i get what your saying, You may be right but i don’t know.
    When i tell off a commenter due to thier demands, Generally thats not for spoony directly though.
    Someday i wan’t to write video games, And i wouldent want some jackass saying every five minutes, “Wye you not update?”

    As for fans takeing it too far, thats not neccisarily it, Even if spoonys stuff was crap, When someone gets frustrated becuse a reveiwer, Writer, ETC does not update what should be a hobby, I would tell them off.

    If my supportive comments seem to be going a little to far, Sorry spoony.

  • goodpersonjay

    you’re not updating as much as you should. what are you some kind of fucking asshole?!

    dude you have no idea what youre talking about.

  • goodpersonjay

    you’re not updating as much as you should. what are you some kind of fucking asshole?!

    dude you have no idea what youre talking about.

  • goodpersonjay

    you’re not updating as much as you should. what are you some kind of fucking asshole?!

    dude you have no idea what youre talking about.

  • ED

    Well, I hope nothing serious happened with that physical altercation you had, Spoony.
    As for the people that keep saying that he should update more often, he doesn’t have to, and you know it. If he says he’s had problems lately then I believe him.

    As for RAMPAGE, I honestly wish I could watch it. If it ever gets released around South America, it’ll be my top priority to watch this Turkish delight of a movie. =D

  • ED

    Well, I hope nothing serious happened with that physical altercation you had, Spoony.
    As for the people that keep saying that he should update more often, he doesn’t have to, and you know it. If he says he’s had problems lately then I believe him.

    As for RAMPAGE, I honestly wish I could watch it. If it ever gets released around South America, it’ll be my top priority to watch this Turkish delight of a movie. =D

  • ED

    Well, I hope nothing serious happened with that physical altercation you had, Spoony.
    As for the people that keep saying that he should update more often, he doesn’t have to, and you know it. If he says he’s had problems lately then I believe him.

    As for RAMPAGE, I honestly wish I could watch it. If it ever gets released around South America, it’ll be my top priority to watch this Turkish delight of a movie. =D

  • Aran

    come to think of it, i have not even given comment to the article itself.

    Good stuff spoony.

  • Aran

    come to think of it, i have not even given comment to the article itself.

    Good stuff spoony.

  • Aran

    come to think of it, i have not even given comment to the article itself.

    Good stuff spoony.

  • Hardhittingpipeswingermuthafck

    I’m ready to go Boyz in the Hood on these goons that beat up Spoony. Spoons man just say the word and it’s done man.

  • Hardhittingpipeswingermuthafck

    I’m ready to go Boyz in the Hood on these goons that beat up Spoony. Spoons man just say the word and it’s done man.

  • Hardhittingpipeswingermuthafcka

    I’m ready to go Boyz in the Hood on these goons that beat up Spoony. Spoons man just say the word and it’s done man.

  • Hardhittingpipeswingermuthafck

    “I was involved in a pretty significant physical altercation about a week ago and it’s taken me a while to recover.”

    Man Spoony got seriously injured in a fight. The guys been recovering for the past week, and you worthless pieces of shit are asking for him to make more videos? You seriously expect Spoony to jump on camera with his face swollen, scrapes,black eyes and bruises just to make you shit holes happy? Are you people serious!?! Man Fuck you people! I’m down with Spoony foreal not some fucking halfway fan. You fuck with Spoony you fuck with us all!

    That’s Real Talk, Holla at me.

  • Hardhittingpipeswingermuthafck

    “I was involved in a pretty significant physical altercation about a week ago and it’s taken me a while to recover.”

    Man Spoony got seriously injured in a fight. The guys been recovering for the past week, and you worthless pieces of shit are asking for him to make more videos? You seriously expect Spoony to jump on camera with his face swollen, scrapes,black eyes and bruises just to make you shit holes happy? Are you people serious!?! Man Fuck you people! I’m down with Spoony foreal not some fucking halfway fan. You fuck with Spoony you fuck with us all!

    That’s Real Talk, Holla at me.

  • Hardhittingpipeswingermuthafcka

    “I was involved in a pretty significant physical altercation about a week ago and it’s taken me a while to recover.”

    Man Spoony got seriously injured in a fight. The guys been recovering for the past week, and you worthless pieces of shit are asking for him to make more videos? You seriously expect Spoony to jump on camera with his face swollen, scrapes,black eyes and bruises just to make you shit holes happy? Are you people serious!?! Man Fuck you people! I’m down with Spoony foreal not some fucking halfway fan. You fuck with Spoony you fuck with us all!

    That’s Real Talk, Holla at me.

  • Jorel

    yo noah. i got 3 words for you

    bridge of dragons

  • Jorel

    yo noah. i got 3 words for you

    bridge of dragons

  • Jorel

    yo noah. i got 3 words for you

    bridge of dragons

  • Walter

    I suppose the only thing I want to know about this “altercation” is who was responsible. If it was unilaterally someone else picking the fight or mugging you that would make it much less worrying for me, as a long time fan. Obviously fights are a terrible thing, it would just seem awful to me if you were responsible for it.

  • Walter

    I suppose the only thing I want to know about this “altercation” is who was responsible. If it was unilaterally someone else picking the fight or mugging you that would make it much less worrying for me, as a long time fan. Obviously fights are a terrible thing, it would just seem awful to me if you were responsible for it.

  • Walter

    I suppose the only thing I want to know about this “altercation” is who was responsible. If it was unilaterally someone else picking the fight or mugging you that would make it much less worrying for me, as a long time fan. Obviously fights are a terrible thing, it would just seem awful to me if you were responsible for it.

  • poop

    Could Docter Insano be responcable for this physical altercation?

    NURCE!!!!! IF YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LAST REDBULL I WILL HAVE YOU DESTROYED!!!!

  • poop

    Could Docter Insano be responcable for this physical altercation?

    NURCE!!!!! IF YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LAST REDBULL I WILL HAVE YOU DESTROYED!!!!

  • poop

    Could Docter Insano be responcable for this physical altercation?

    NURCE!!!!! IF YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LAST REDBULL I WILL HAVE YOU DESTROYED!!!!

  • Cane48

    What happened to you Spoony? Sorry man, don’t mean to be nosey but I’m just curious. You always have the most interesting perspective on things, hence why I love your FF8 videos and movie reviews. Don’t mind these assholes complaining about you not updating your site; you take all the time you need to get better. Much respect bro, keep doing what you do.

  • Cane48

    What happened to you Spoony? Sorry man, don’t mean to be nosey but I’m just curious. You always have the most interesting perspective on things, hence why I love your FF8 videos and movie reviews. Don’t mind these assholes complaining about you not updating your site; you take all the time you need to get better. Much respect bro, keep doing what you do.

  • Bigtits Panda

    As for all the people that are impatiently waiting for an update -I urge you to look at Spoony’s review of the Atari Game E.T. He was nagged by his fans for an update -which he did, but, but the whole video suffered for it since he was in such agony right after his wisdom teeth removal. There was no energy, little humor and I left the video feeling kind of bad. If you push, this is the sort of video that you’ll get in return. He’s not going to enjoy putting it together, it’s not going to be funny, and I think that a lot of people would be disappointed. Better to be a little patient and give some encouragement. I’ve read a lot of angry responses. If he’s home and hurt, what he really could use is some support.

  • Bigtits Panda

    As for all the people that are impatiently waiting for an update -I urge you to look at Spoony’s review of the Atari Game E.T. He was nagged by his fans for an update -which he did, but, but the whole video suffered for it since he was in such agony right after his wisdom teeth removal. There was no energy, little humor and I left the video feeling kind of bad. If you push, this is the sort of video that you’ll get in return. He’s not going to enjoy putting it together, it’s not going to be funny, and I think that a lot of people would be disappointed. Better to be a little patient and give some encouragement. I’ve read a lot of angry responses. If he’s home and hurt, what he really could use is some support.

  • Bigtits Panda

    As for all the people that are impatiently waiting for an update -I urge you to look at Spoony’s review of the Atari Game E.T. He was nagged by his fans for an update -which he did, but, but the whole video suffered for it since he was in such agony right after his wisdom teeth removal. There was no energy, little humor and I left the video feeling kind of bad. If you push, this is the sort of video that you’ll get in return. He’s not going to enjoy putting it together, it’s not going to be funny, and I think that a lot of people would be disappointed. Better to be a little patient and give some encouragement. I’ve read a lot of angry responses. If he’s home and hurt, what he really could use is some support.

  • Hossrex

    Are you kidding? The E.T. review was hilarious.

    I’m all for letting the guy take his time, as I want him to make videos because he feels he has something interesting to say, but I laughed all the way through the E.T. review.

  • Hossrex

    Are you kidding? The E.T. review was hilarious.

    I’m all for letting the guy take his time, as I want him to make videos because he feels he has something interesting to say, but I laughed all the way through the E.T. review.

  • Hossrex

    Are you kidding? The E.T. review was hilarious.

    I’m all for letting the guy take his time, as I want him to make videos because he feels he has something interesting to say, but I laughed all the way through the E.T. review.

  • poop

    Big tits is right. The E.T review was rather forced after the Apocalypse Now bit. You can even hear him throthing blood all-over the place.

  • poop

    Big tits is right. The E.T review was rather forced after the Apocalypse Now bit. You can even hear him throthing blood all-over the place.

  • poop

    Big tits is right. The E.T review was rather forced after the Apocalypse Now bit. You can even hear him throthing blood all-over the place.

  • hossrex

    Poop: “Big tits is right. The E.T review was rather forced after the Apocalypse Now bit. You can even hear him throthing blood all-over the place.”

    If that’s how you feel, then it’s especially odd that you’re being such a jerk about him not updating while he’s having personal problems.

  • hossrex

    Poop: “Big tits is right. The E.T review was rather forced after the Apocalypse Now bit. You can even hear him throthing blood all-over the place.”

    If that’s how you feel, then it’s especially odd that you’re being such a jerk about him not updating while he’s having personal problems.

  • hossrex

    Poop: “Big tits is right. The E.T review was rather forced after the Apocalypse Now bit. You can even hear him throthing blood all-over the place.”

    If that’s how you feel, then it’s especially odd that you’re being such a jerk about him not updating while he’s having personal problems.

  • JollySam

    “As for fans takeing it too far, thats not neccisarily it, Even if spoonys stuff was crap, When someone gets frustrated becuse a reveiwer, Writer, ETC does not update what should be a hobby, I would tell them off.” – Aran

    Yes, I suppose you’re right. I don’t mean all his fans, obviously, since I’m one of them. But at the end of the day, he’s 25+ and he’s been a gamer his entire life. He’s not likely to be scared off or forced to update by the few idiots who DEMAND updates.

    On the one hand, there are the (normal) fans who offer thanks and encouragment for more, and on the other hand, the over-friendly, ‘lets hug spoony-chan!!!’ kind, of whom you get the disturbing feeling that they’re being serious…

    How about another new motto for the top of the page? `The Spoony is not for licking`

    “JollySam Is complaining about complainers. Irony.” – Frank
    No, Frank. If you had read what I said, you would have seen that I was complaining against a sweeping statement against England.

  • JollySam

    “As for fans takeing it too far, thats not neccisarily it, Even if spoonys stuff was crap, When someone gets frustrated becuse a reveiwer, Writer, ETC does not update what should be a hobby, I would tell them off.” – Aran

    Yes, I suppose you’re right. I don’t mean all his fans, obviously, since I’m one of them. But at the end of the day, he’s 25+ and he’s been a gamer his entire life. He’s not likely to be scared off or forced to update by the few idiots who DEMAND updates.

    On the one hand, there are the (normal) fans who offer thanks and encouragment for more, and on the other hand, the over-friendly, ‘lets hug spoony-chan!!!’ kind, of whom you get the disturbing feeling that they’re being serious…

    How about another new motto for the top of the page? `The Spoony is not for licking`

    “JollySam Is complaining about complainers. Irony.” – Frank
    No, Frank. If you had read what I said, you would have seen that I was complaining against a sweeping statement against England.

  • JollySam

    “As for fans takeing it too far, thats not neccisarily it, Even if spoonys stuff was crap, When someone gets frustrated becuse a reveiwer, Writer, ETC does not update what should be a hobby, I would tell them off.” – Aran

    Yes, I suppose you’re right. I don’t mean all his fans, obviously, since I’m one of them. But at the end of the day, he’s 25+ and he’s been a gamer his entire life. He’s not likely to be scared off or forced to update by the few idiots who DEMAND updates.

    On the one hand, there are the (normal) fans who offer thanks and encouragment for more, and on the other hand, the over-friendly, ‘lets hug spoony-chan!!!’ kind, of whom you get the disturbing feeling that they’re being serious…

    How about another new motto for the top of the page? `The Spoony is not for licking`

    “JollySam Is complaining about complainers. Irony.” – Frank
    No, Frank. If you had read what I said, you would have seen that I was complaining against a sweeping statement against England.

  • Lambert

    Thanks Spoony for recommending this movie, It was worth every penny.

  • Lambert

    Thanks Spoony for recommending this movie, It was worth every penny.

  • Lambert

    Thanks Spoony for recommending this movie, It was worth every penny.

  • P4INKiller

    Why is it called Rampage when the Turkish title Korkusuz translates to “Fearless”?

  • P4INKiller

    Why is it called Rampage when the Turkish title Korkusuz translates to “Fearless”?

  • P4INKiller

    Why is it called Rampage when the Turkish title Korkusuz translates to “Fearless”?

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