Have the prequel make Torgo out to be a conquered antihero. The master to be revealed as an ancient druid who rebirths him self though is eldest offspring and has left his/her finger prints all over history from the Roman empire and so forth. Before Torgo became the masters bitch boy he was a detective Torgo has a bone to pick with this new charismatic figure in town who off screen takes over the town ,I don’t want to insult the audience’s intellect. Meanwhile Torgo becomes obsessive over the whole ordeal, it is the revealed that Torgo is one sick mofo how ever messed up the first movie is Torgo loosing his mind alone tops it. The towns folk are reduced to cannibalistic ghouls who cut the population from a modest 300 in half Torgo kills at least 50 via bombs shotguns and with his bare hands the rest are burned alive in a fire that consumes the town the building in the master is in was protected by his magic Torgo was saved thanks to the master’s magic but its not such a nice ending for our kinda sorta hero. During Torgo’s genocidal rampage he takes some nasty damage but goes on and on to the point he is a bloodied torso it would make the Terminator look like a quitter.

The last one would just try to top the other two in all ways just more gore and disgusting stuff sick stuff Torgo is heavily brain damaged but he is not a brain dead vegetable he picked up a few incantations here and there he can undo all the masters work by corrupting the wives like Spoony’s idea the new guests are unfortunately over cooked the traffic police show up and see the mess and Torgo the little kid and wife are left standing the husband sacrificed him self to stop Manos from entering this world. The police pick them up and the credits roll.

I was always ticked off with the fact that Debbie the girl became a wife of the Master. That always led to a bunch of pedaphilia jokes that most people would accept, but just doesn’t work with me. In mine, on her 16th birthday, Debbie is about to “become an official wife” (if you know what I mean), but, because of latent memories in Maggie’s (the mother) brain, she helps her escape before getting offed by the Master. She escapes to the town where she meets Torgo, now a recluse living in a shack similar (but in no way) the Master’s, and he tells her how to stop the Master. Together, along with the only competent policeman in town (who turns out to be Make-Out Guy from the first one), they do battle with the most evil thing on the planet.

I know its not really “exploitive” and more like “Kill Bill”, but it’s just my idea.

I never said Torgo was a nice guy. This is a sick, depraved movie about horrible people doing horrible things to one another. It’s supposed to be morally reprehensible. I’d have failed if it wasn’t.

“He’s going to start with the Master’s wives, those snickering bitches… He’s gonna fuck ‘em, and he’s gonna kill ‘em. At this point, he doesn’t even care if it’s in that order.”

Really? Are you fucking serious? Your movie would be about a guy raping and killing women as part of his revenge? That is disgusting, and morally fucking reprehensible. I can’t even say anything more here, this makes me sick.

Fuck you.

The Master should say those lines as homage to the show that made the movie infamous in the first place. Without MST3K (of which you’re a fan of, Spoony), Manos would’ve just been another shitty movie left to the annals (or maybe, the anus?) of time.