Let’s Play SWAT 4 – Mission #08: Xenu Loves the Little Children

Have you considered that, perhaps, your men are incompetent because you're an asshole, SWAT officer Spoony?

11:05 i guess thats what happens when someone gets in renolds way

After viewing and reading just about everything on this site, I would have to say that this is my favorite piece. Yeah the cultists were messed up but your narration was just awesome, I about died laughing.

I felt the same thing you did when I finally finished this level. So I repeated it, loaded my team with the most devastating weapons available, and then I freaking assassinated everyone who wasn't a civilian (I'd kill those crazy civilians too, but it would be an instant game over). And even those guys who surrendered, I cuffed them and then I blasted them all in the back of the head. Freaking creepy assholes -_-

Love this game. I got it a while back and it is a pretty hard game. And Spoony is only playing it on normal. it gets grueling if you go any higher than that.

Looking back, this mission was a doosy. I died about 2 times in this mission.

And as soon as I heard one of them say ''The Darkness is coming,'' I though ''...Eternal Darkness?'' Funny stuff.

not the children!! burn it down!! burn it down!!

LOL, at 10:26 there's CLEARLY a guy with an AK when Spoony mirrors under the door, yet he doesnt see him :D

"I am transformed"...wait, so this cult worships Beast Machines? Oh, god, no wonder they're so messed up! You were right to nuke the building as you did. Don't need any of those whackjobs spreading the technorganic rapture of Buddhamus Primal, now, do we?

You know, that would be a really excellent game. Something like this, but instead you fight supernatural and alien horrors from beyond the stars. It'd be like Terror Trax but actually fun. Break up Cthuloid cults, shove aliens from Dimension X back into the portal from which they came.

Or, even better, a SWAT game which took place during a zombie uprising. You'd have the first few missions be like this game, and then things would slowly change until you're fighting hordes of zombies while the city collapses around you. As time goes on, police procedure is simply ignored... who's going to care anyway, when the Commissioner and Mayor are both part of the shambling nightmare? The game slowly devolves away from law enforcement, to trying to keep the peace during collapsing infrastructure, to just plain survival and escape. Can you leave the ruined, dead city with as many civilians as you can? Or do you leave the rest to rot in the sea of undead while you save your own sorry ass? Kind of like Left 4 Dead, but with more realism.

That'd be awesome.

Police corruption and brutality rule the world! What could we do without it? :D

I love this series of videos. In fact, the videos convinced me to try out the Swat 4 demo, and then to buy Swat 4 Gold on Amazon.

Sierra should pay you for promoting their game.

Also, "I will punch you in the fucking soul" is the greatest quote ever.

Great video and surprisingly good run, Spoony! The death at 11:04 was just classic.

"I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL"

XD!

"You're in my spot, sir..." really needs to be a t-shirt. Perhaps "soul punch" as well. =D
Interesting ending, but if that's twisted, someone needs to watched Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (or OldBoy- but Sympathy has children and Oldboy does...sorta).

I will PUNCH YOU IN THE SOUL!

I still lol'd at "your in my spot sir" or "your in my way sir"

that was some fucked shit they did to those kids. How many of your teams died? You could have saved one if when you pull out your taser and it was loaded before that guy kill him.

What are the odds that Spoony would find an armed bomb in a building full of child-killing, sick-minded cultists, and it going off and killing all of the previously mentioned cultists in one single explosion of vengeance? About 1 to 200?

That was seriously messed up. Your decision to "fire it up" was precisely what I would've done. >:)

Edit: FACE MY SQUIRRELY WRATH!

Hey, you think this is f###ed up, play Manhunt 2 or Condemned. In Manhunt 2, you can actually castrate some one.

"I will punch your SOUL!" I'd buy a T-Shirt with that on it ^^

Also, at 16:00 did anyone else thing that sounded like the drum track to "You Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest?

"I'll punch your SOUL!" best phrase ever!

LOL @ Phantasmagoria!

Damn...I mean, I realize the Civilians give you shit, but you're the one pointing guns and threatening them, and tying them up as well. While I love this mission the way you're doing it, give the civilians a break. Do you know the kind of psychological trauma that causes on them when they want to be rescued, and you tie them up with the criminals as well?

Although I will say this; Grandma deserved it.

Awesome Job Spoony! I expected the scientology/heavan's gate/jonestown references, as well as cthulhu, but Big Trouble in Little China? Sweet! Once again you've done a fantastic job. Although after viewing it I happened to look over and notice that you have 755 followers yourself? I hope the cult you're creating will be put to better uses than all of the rest have.

suck that you cultist creeps!

"I will punch you in the f*cking soul!" gotta have it's own T-shirt :D

The part with all those corpses was quite disturbing.

Great Se7en reference Spoony, fits the feel just right

I demand a "I will punch you in your SOUL!" T-shirt! :D Hilarious!