YES! A new swat vid!
Your the best spoony!

omg awesome, love your swat 4 vids! never thought i’d ever get second post either…

These guys sound like a combination of the Branch Davidians and AUM. I wonder if that’s the point.

lol at 10:25 you look right at a guy and say “I don’t seen anyone” fail :P

I was so excited to see this, I screamed like a little girl. I love you Spoony! Everything you post brightens my day.

Sweet! New SWAT! Thanks Spoony!

I love you Spoony! …. no homo.

The fat guy makes the best noise when you taze him.

“I will punch you in your soul!” That was brilliant, Spoony. Hysterical. Made me laugh for awhile I had to pause the video and watch it a second time. Good stuff.

You gotta love some of the dialog they carry in SWAT.

4:51 “OW! That’s tight”

THATS WHAT SHE SAID! XD

Definitely one of my favorite SWAT 4 missions. Awesome job, Spoony.

BTW Make “I will punch you in the FUCKING SOUL!” into a T-shirt and I’ll definitely buy one. Hell, I’ll probably buy two of them.

IA! IA! C’THULHU F’THAGN!
Dude, ou are a living compendium of nerditude. Never seen a guy pull so many tropes and memes out of his hat so fluently!
Great video, sadly you never got flashbanged/stinged/killed, so the bitchiness was not that high as it sometimes gets. Part of my fun is watching you get angry at the game. I know it’s an old joke, but I never get tired of hearing you yell “YOU FOOL!”.

Unrelated: my Naked Zombie Sean Conney T-Shirt arrived today. Crappy USPS still has “USPS notified of existence of a package, somewhere, anytime now” as the status for my shipping at their site, though. I dunno, maybe they’ve calculated the momentum of my package with such a level of accuracy that they themselves can’t tell where it is anymore.

Through the tenement in one shot? That’s impressive. My friend and I probably tried that a dozen times before we got it. Then again, we only had us two, you had four other officers.

If you thought that was entertaining, just wait until the next level.

Oh, and glad to see you’re back.

Your partners are really starting to get annoying. can you at least shoot them once? Just once right in the knee cap to get their attention? I’m sure it’ll ruin your score but they are just asking for it.

Great video Spoony. Always worth the wait.

Also, thanks for the PHANTASMAGORIA! reference. Probably my favorite part of that series you did.

you gotta make i will punch you in the fucking soul into a t-shirt. dont bother if you have to censor it though

EXCELLENT SIR SPOONY!!!
definitely a nail bitter mission!
Great Job keep it up!

Those cultists were some sick fucks. You should’ve put them in front of a firing squad and had them all shot to death. That is realistic to a cultist though. LDS mormon cults were like that. Everybody dead including the children along with the children brainwashed as well. It’s realistic but still. I wish you could’ve shot them dead even after being arrested. Fuck unauthorized use of force. Just do it :).

PHANTASMAGORIA!!

I HEARD THAT TARONNE!!!

Nice, keep em coming spooner.

Nice, keep em coming spooner.

I gave up on sanity a looong time ago, but notice after one guy got shot down you didn’t hear any complaining, or have you reached the insanity point of hearing “You’re in my way, sir” everytime you open a door? lol

You skipped a mission here didn’t ya spoony? The one where you have to assault the bank?

Was there just not enough funny footage? I was looking forward that one as it was one of the most mindnumbingly difficult bits of that whole damn game.

Awesome video as always Spoony. I think you’re team-mates had pretty good aim with the bombs this time then they have in the previous ones. Love to see you’re Let’s Play SWAT4 vids because you really picked a good game to do a :Let’s Play and have good commentary to go along with it.

Very good movie. May i suggest you to make the intro a little bit shorter? Or add funnier scenes in it?

Hilarious. Simply Hilarious. Full of Genius and Win.

Hahahahahaha! I want that to be the next T-shirt! “I will punch you in the f$%^@#g SOUL!”

thiers this 90 second bastard of an add i cant get past, 99 seconds for a star burst commercial and after its over i get the play again/more option is their a way around?

Wow,I’ve been having such a shitty day,and look what I find when I get back home? A new Spoony vid to cheer me up. Wouldn’t have it any other way. =)

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

Gotta say I HATE the new advertisements. I don’t mean the banners, I mean the long assed Starbust add-isode.

It wouldn’t bee so bad if it only played at the end of the video (like it did the first time) but when I decided to watch the video again, as I’d been slightly distracted the first time, it started with the add FIRST!

And now when the add-isode is done the SWAT video won’t play! It’s just stuck in a ‘One Moment, Loading’ loop.

I know you’re just trying to make doing all this worth your time, bring in the revenue to pay the bills, but these adds are ridiculous! I may never eat a Starburst again it’s bugging me that much!

… oh, about the video.

F*cking funny as ever :D

I’M NOT ABLE TO VIEW THIS!

A 90 second ad appear and then it gives me the option to replay the movie, even though I haven’t watched it…

try disabling any ad-blocking software you might have running. failing that, i dunno what to tell you

anyway. good to see you back at it, noah! patience always pays off in the end. and here we have another awesome SWAT 4 episode. all is right with the world once again.

Fuck me in the ass. How long does a Starburst ad need to be?
(sorry, not complaining at Spoony or the ads situation; it’s just… it’s fucking candy. A 90 second advertisement for CANDY. At least try to sell me an ugly car or something.)

I can’t get the video to play either. It runs through the ad then it’s just a black loading screen. I tried going to bliptv.com and it did the same thing there. The other vids work for me, so maybe something’s up with this one. Can’t wait to actually see it though, was looking forward to another SWAT4 vid.

I… can’t… watch… it… stupid ad! Spoony, please, do something with that, your fans are begging you.

I got the video to work by clicking the “More” button.
There will be “More” and “Replay”.

Just hit more.

Also, god damn, those flashbangs suck.

thx for the tip with the ad-blocker thing littlenorwiegian i was the same problam as neil but now im able to view thx again

Ah, by the by, those glowy stars are really well made, I put some up on my ceiling in my old house when I was young then took them with me and put them up in our new house a couple years later and even now about 14 years later they STILL glow in my parents house. Good stuff.

And you rock Spoony! Don’t let those complainers get to you, take all the time you need with your stuff, quality can’t be rushed. (And neither can the unpaid)

Everyone, Spoony has said multiple times, the ads are NOT in his control. That’s Blip, the site that hosts the videos. And they do that for ALL their videos (from what I’ve seen). He can’t stop the ads from playing or anything. As for having problems with the video playing, just refresh the page and try again. Do it a couple times if you have to. Usually works for me.

As for the video itself, I personally really liked the “A little cayenne pepper will change his mind, I guarantee!” line. Classic.

OH and great review as always spoony (Bowing before you)

LOL great review… Better than the FF stuff.

LOL great review… Better than the FF stuff.

lol, ten bucks say there were at least a handful more children in one of those locked rooms when he blew up that building…way to go.

There. I got it to work.

Got nothing big or really anything against ads, but having it block my ability to play the video is… eh.
Not your fault, I’m sure.

GREAT vid.

That outro could have been improved with stock footage of an explosion.

Okay, WHY can’t the stupid adverts be at the END of the videos? I can see if they’re 20-30 seconds long being at the beginning… But freakin’ 100 seconds of an advert, and it’s not even a GOOD advert?

And then if your video freezes, you gotta reload the dang thing again and watch the 100 second advert again >_<

I’m not complaining about you, spoony. I know it’s not your fault or anything. You’ve got bills to pay too.

It’s just my personal gripe as I’ve had to reload the video like 5 times, so I’ve seen this intro crap with the starburst too often… Why can’t I just watch it once, it tags my IP that I’ve seen it, and let me go straight to the video on subsequent viewings? Refresh the advert every couple hours or so, so if I want to watch again, I see it….

Bleh, sorry for venting. It’s just criminal how they’re advertising.

Yeah, I know it’s not Spoony’s fault, but what kind of asshole video site puts up 100 SECOND ADS?!?

There is a limit, and I think Blip just crossed it. Folks, I have some angry, flaming emails to write…..

I can’t believe you reference “the Crow”,

I can’t believe you reference “the Crow”,

I lost it at ‘punch you in the fucking soul’.

Someday you’ll see

Alien doors will descend from the heavens and our pathing will be too bad to navigate around them!

I don’t know how, I just watched episode 9 from this screen after the starburst ad played.

And it’s starting to get really annoying with these ads. I’m not sure what’s going on, but everytime I start watching the ad starts and when it ends the video ends.

And, goddamnit, why 100 seconds?

@ Jessica: Yeah, I saw the new episode too. Gotta love how he interrupts the brie-BORING.

That seemed pretty easy compared to the other levels, unless you just cut all your deaths out.

What the hell!? The stupid, unfunny starburst ad comes up at the start, takes a good chunk of 2 minutes and then the video FINISHES and doesn’t load anymore! What the hell Spooney?

@Zalaralith

Wh.. he died like 20 times! Death montage!

Btw, you can find Mission #9 on Blip.TV directly. Haven’t watched it yet, but it’s downloaded on my PC at home.

Spoony, I think you should contact BlipTV about the length of the ads. I tried 10 times, 10 fucking times, with my ad-blocker off and all. I had to sit through that stupid ad 10 times for the one minute and 45 seconds. Then, hoping I would get your awesome brand of comedy…I get nothing. I’m starting to think maybe the length of the ad is making the player think the ad is the video, or something. But you should defiantly contact them about this problem cause this should not happen.

I’m getting the same problems. I have my ad blocker disabled completely and I still can’t watch it either. It plays the ad and then says it’ done loading. Anything you can do Spoony?

I’m getting the same problems. I have my ad blocker disabled completely and I still can’t watch it either. It plays the ad and then says it’ done loading. Anything you can do Spoony?

…You know, I was wondering why Noah sounded annoyed in the twitter thing he put up. Now I see it’s because people are being lame and impatient. Chill out, people. It’ll be fixed and you’ll be able to watch soon. No need to get hostile.

…You know, I was wondering why Noah sounded annoyed in the twitter thing he put up. Now I see it’s because people are being lame and impatient. Chill out, people. It’ll be fixed and you’ll be able to watch soon. No need to get hostile.

Well, seems that it’s fixed now since there’s no ad in the beginning of the video. I guess many people complained about the bug. Thanks for the great video Spoony.

Well, seems that it’s fixed now since there’s no ad in the beginning of the video. I guess many people complained about the bug. Thanks for the great video Spoony.

Aw, hell. Now I just read the twitter thing, and I feel like a complete douche for ranting like that. Sorry Spoony, didn’t mean to rage out on your board like that.

I still think the ad for candy is stupid as hell though.

THE HEAT IS ON… da da da dada.

Of course I had to start loading the thing over again after making my last comment. Anyway, the episode was good and it’s managed to calm me down a bit. I really think it was a glitch that had nothing to do with ad-blockers, though.

dude that child grave yard made me sick to my stock jeez dude that shits fucked up!!! oh well nice vid dude absolutley hilarious! im wating for a mission that plays like this “your in my way s-”"FUCK YOU”
*buck unloaded straight into swat officers face and spoony doesnt stop plugging him until hes just a red smear* lol

To all those complaining about the ads – just click ‘play video’ and do something else for a minute and a half.
Problem solved. :/

See they scared you for nothing. This level was pretty easy. I don’t want to brag but I remember I played it a couple of weeks ago and the first time I went to low on weapons, because I knew they were kids without armor and tried to attack with the paintball guns with pepper but the thin was they didn’t surrender for how many times you shot them. So I think the second time I went with a bunch of pepper spray cans, the team had allot of sting grenades, and started immobilizing them when they started couching. I think I killed only one cultist and got a 95 score in my second playthrough because I had allot of perps captured. Oh and I have an advice for however is playing this game. When you are mirroring a room and see a perp right in the door just open the door and hit him with the pepper spray. He will immediately surrender and you get more points for getting suspects alive. Oh and I’m really curios if Spoony will get through the hotel 3 bombs level. That’s when I uninstalled the frigging game.

This is hilarious, loving every minute of it.

I got as far as the level after this i think. Full armoured targets in a hospital that WILL shoot you first and have no intention of surrendering. and thats when i uninstalled the freaking thing =]

Oh geez, I simply can’t watch the video because the advertisement is loading forever. I’ve waited for ten minutes and nothing is happening.

I love these Spoony. Hey, for all the hours of entertainment, you want me to use your likeness in a Magic card? You know, if I ever get an assignment with a screaming wizard or Dr. Insano.
[The guy who got stung then shot three times, is so obviously shown on the Wand Camera before entering. I know. I know. Tell me to eat a dick now.]

shit this one is not loading properly or fast enough

Don’t flame me, I’m just giving some honest criticism:

For you see, even without ad blockers:

- video plays when told to pause (THREE times in a row)!

- Player loses buffered data when paused, left and played again!

- The banner ads refuse to die (Pressing X now does what McBain’s Goggles do)!

(The unpausing three times when paused (forcing angrier re-pauses) I’ve stayed silent about. That’s an OLD player defect they haven’t fixed.)

That’s not counting banner ads AND unskippable crappy minute and a half adverts. I come here because it escaped the trappings of commercial TV. Now you’re equalizing the levels.

Your videos rock, and yeah, you need funding, the banner ads are okay, but dude, unclosable banners and unskippable adverts, coupled with a broken player?

OVERKILL.

A working player and banner ads with optional keep open/close option? That works.

And I nearly forgot. After the video ad from Starburst, it just hung in the dark void. I had to click “More?” to get ANYTHING happening.

Oh, and after a short break, pausing about four minutes in, it crashed upon me trying to continue, and I had to RESTART FROM THE START, AFTER THE ADVERT AGAIN! Dude.

Did Starburst and Escapist ever research how many people avoided 50,000,000 BC and Young People Fucking because of the repeating ads nonstop?

Correction to last comment: Starburst should be Sci-Fi/Syfy. The videos were the ones they ran on their sites.

It also just occured to me: This video is “The Heist Is On” not “Xenu Loves The Little Children”.

Yo, all you have to do is reload the video and it will play if it gets stuck. Its not the end of the world to watch an ad in exchange free entertainment that we all love by someone who gets no compensation for his work from any of us. Stop back seat driving, no one likes it.

IN SHORT, STFU AND ENJOY.

Good episode =D im checking your website everyday.

dont know what all the fuzz about ads are about, had no problem at all.

Did anyone else see a completely different episode involving a bank heist and a death montage?

I think I’m confused…

@kelly
yea i had to refresh a couple times to get the video to work and apparently i got an unposted video about a bank heist and a death montage. I think something screwy is up with blip.tv.

After 3 failed attempts at getting the right video to play, I just loaded up a bunch of them simultaneously so all the ads play out with my speakers off. That way, I had a bunch of chances to get it rollin’!

A pain in the ass to get working on my end, but worth it.

“Even the guy who was being held hostage is giving me shit! Eat THIS!!!”

Awesome.

After 3 failed attempts at getting the right video to play, I just loaded up a bunch of them simultaneously so all the ads play out with my speakers off. That way, I had a bunch of chances to get it rollin’!

A pain in the ass to get working on my end, but worth it.

“Even the guy who was being held hostage is giving me shit! Eat THIS!!!”

Awesome.

Okay when watching an advertisement is optional that’s fine. When it’s mandatory that’s annoying but forgivable. But when the advertisement’s screw up the videos themselves? That’s just retarded, I’ve been sitting here trying to watch this episode of swat(Xenu loves the little children) for nearly 10 minutes now after watching through the stupid advertisement 4 separate times and i still cannot get to the correct video. I know that you don’t control the ads and you need them for some income but it’s quite frustrating when they block the content you’re posting. Could you maybe host an archive of your videos on some file hosting website and post the links in the description of your videos? It would make things so much easier when complications due to streaming arise like this. Uploading takes almost none of your personal time as you just set it to go and let it idle in the background while you do other things.

Man I am gonna miss these SWAT episodes. Spoony please extend the series into the expansion pack! Do the Stetchkov Syndicate!

Man I am gonna miss these SWAT episodes. Spoony please extend the series into the expansion pack! Do the Stetchkov Syndicate!

Uhm I just see the Starburst add and nothing else…No video =(

On this mission i started using the Door wedge and send the guys in different doors and use the MP5 becuase of the bombs and the stingers are good. wait till later there is harder missions then this spoony .

On this mission i started using the Door wedge and send the guys in different doors and use the MP5 becuase of the bombs and the stingers are good. wait till later there is harder missions then this spoony .

I will punch your fucking soul XD best response to the A.I ever

Great job Spoony! Funny commentary with a well done playing preformance

And I laughed so much when you reminded me that the leader of the cult looked like James Lipton :D

Great job Spoony! Funny commentary with a well done playing preformance

And I laughed so much when you reminded me that the leader of the cult looked like James Lipton :D

Man i had so much trouble with this place and I think i know why; I insisted to go in there with non-lethal weapons. Basically I just said “I’m not turning this into my own personal Wako, these crazies are coming back alive.” I would then suffer for my code of non-violence. Though I should’ve whipped out the old 45 on those fuckers the second i saw what was in the basement.

Add on to swat 4 is way better get a enda luncher and using stinger ammo and you can punch in it so you can make then shut up and tie them up , was this the frist Mission you did with out a dead at all Spoony ?

Add on to swat 4 is way better get a enda luncher and using stinger ammo and you can punch in it so you can make then shut up and tie them up , was this the frist Mission you did with out a dead at all Spoony ?

Around the 10:30 mark you said there wasn’t anybody in there when you could see a silhouette of a guy on the right. It’s a good thing that didn’t end too horribly for you.

Once again funny stuff man. This game just keeps getting better and better everytime you play it. Speaking of James Lipton, I always thought there was something weird and creepy about him. Never thought him being a sinister cult leader though :D.

Once again funny stuff man. This game just keeps getting better and better everytime you play it. Speaking of James Lipton, I always thought there was something weird and creepy about him. Never thought him being a sinister cult leader though :D.

This has to be the best one yet.
Hilarious, exciting and brilliant
Makes me really want to buy the game actually…you don’t see that stuff in video games very much.

{ Citizen Erased }

Lol, stinking cloud. That’s funny and sad that I got that reference.

Lol, stinking cloud. That’s funny and sad that I got that reference.

Oh it only works after complaining. cool.

awesome stuff! good to have ya back spoony. Can you start using the flashlight though? can’t really see a lot of the time.

awesome stuff! good to have ya back spoony. Can you start using the flashlight though? can’t really see a lot of the time.

Well, it took me eight tries (and half an hour of waiting) to get this video to work last night. And, it’s a great video, it honestly is…

But as for the adverts and the people telling us to STFU about them…

I’m sorry, but you’d be annoyed and pissed off if you had our problem too.

You click the video, and an ad pops up. So you say, “no big deal, just wait until the ad is done”. And you look at the time and it says 100 seconds. Then you think to yourself, “That’s kind of long for an ad…. But I guess I can put up with it in order to watch the video. One time viewing and all.” So, the ad plays and then it goes to a loading screen. Where it stays. For ten minutes. So, you assume something is wrong and reload the page (something is wrong, but reloading the page wont’ fix it!). So, you have to rewatch the same ad you just watched/listened to.

So, you watch it again and wonder what the people who made the ad were thinking, as it’s not even that impressive of an ad, and it certainly doesn’t make you want to run out and buy starburst. Not to mention, it doesn’t make you want to see the rest of the ad that is on the “to be continued” side. And you wonder that while waiting for it to finish.

So, it finishes and you get the same problem.

You recognize the problem and immediately reload the page or your browser (I did both as an attempted solution). And…. Then you sit through the advert again (or twice in my case).

And it stops loading again.

So, you start to browse the comments in an effort to see if someone has found a solution or if someone has the exact same problem. And while you’re reading the comments, you are hitting “play” on the videos in order to continue to see if it works. And, you can’t turn the sound off, ’cause you’re reading comments in order to get help.

And, then you finally see a solution (click the “more” at the end) and do it.

Well, then it replays the ad you JUST finished watching not two seconds ago…

And goes to the old video of his Wolverine review.

So, you hit “back” and THEN the SWAT video loads with no problem.

Meanwhile, you’ve just watched 13.5 minutes of the same commercial in a row. Something not even cable television subjects you to, because they know it doesn’t work, and people will stop watching the channel if the commercials run as long or longer than the program the viewer is watching.

I know spoony needs money too, it is a free service to get these videos… Most of us are just complaining about how we’ve had to watch the ad until it’s added up to the amount of time spoony actually played. We’re also complaining that it seems to be a bug which crashes the player or at least stops it from loading entirely. And we’re complaining that the “workaround” to get it working is a hassle in and of itself.

Nobody likes commercials. Seriously, everyone hates them. This is why there are not channels dedicated ENTIRELY to commercials. However, we’ve all learned to put up with commercials, because we can find things to do for about four minutes while commercials run.

But when your commercial runs at 13.5 minutes, you get quite a bit angry, annoyed, and pissed off.

Nobody here has been raging at spoony, merely about the bug and the advert taking so much time. 100 seconds is fine for a one-time advert. But when you had to watch it eight or more times to watch spoony’s video… It sucks.

D: bliptv loaded the bank robbery video for me

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This video worked fine for me on first go. Firefox 3 with AdBlock Plus active, and still it worked fine. Are you guys using IE to view this?

Yeah, it’s gotta be IE. I just tried it in IE and it just shows the loading circle for awhile then asks if I want to watch the video again, even though I didn’t. More proof that IE sucks the big one. Use Firefox everyone, and save yourselves some hassle! CHeers!

Yeah, it’s gotta be IE. I just tried it in IE and it just shows the loading circle for awhile then asks if I want to watch the video again, even though I didn’t. More proof that IE sucks the big one. Use Firefox everyone, and save yourselves some hassle! CHeers!

@TaiMT: That just about sums up why I use AdBlock Plus. I want to support my favorite websites, I really do, but between the pop-ups, pop-unders, auto-playing videos with LOUD audio, flash overlays, flashing banners, jiggling banners, ads that take forever to load, and ads that actually break the page and prevent me from viewing the content, I can’t. I’d prefer to maintain my sanity.

I don’t mean to say Spoony does all these things (it’s just a smattering of the bullshit I’ve encountered at various sites), but I just don’t take the chance any more.

Yup, checked it. Works PERFECT in Firefox with AdBlock Plus on. NO COMMERCIAL FOR STARBURST AT ALL!!! You just click play and the video review starts right away. Much simpler than trying to get Internet Explorer to work.

Yup, checked it. Works PERFECT in Firefox with AdBlock Plus on. NO COMMERCIAL FOR STARBURST AT ALL!!! You just click play and the video review starts right away. Much simpler than trying to get Internet Explorer to work.

Honestly, it had worked just fine for me. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. IE doesn’t seem to have any problem with it. The ad doesn’t play until the end of the video, but I do wish I could pause or outright stop it. Anyway, great vid as always.

These “Let’s Play” videos are great, keep up the good work Spoony!

These “Let’s Play” videos are great, keep up the good work Spoony!

The ad doesn’t play at all if you use Firefox, Stevo1230. IE 8 is a pain with it, as I have seen on two diff computers running IE 8. I don’t know about the lower versions of IE, but 8 seems to have issues with it.

I can’t help but think from the edit in your twitter entry we got you to thank for removing that Starburst fuck squad ad. So thanks! I can’t tell you how tired I am of seeing it on every site.

Awesome vid! I like how you referred to Reynolds by name, as though he’s the team’s resident fuck up. And he got hung up on a door so I guess he is.

I can’t help but think from the edit in your twitter entry we got you to thank for removing that Starburst fuck squad ad. So thanks! I can’t tell you how tired I am of seeing it on every site.

Awesome vid! I like how you referred to Reynolds by name, as though he’s the team’s resident fuck up. And he got hung up on a door so I guess he is.

Darn video doesn’t work for me. And it’s not the add. It just goes to the “More? Again?” screen that shows up normally after the video finished, and clicking again just makes it go into an infinite load. I’ll just watch part 9 (that works) and come back later :/

Bah won’t work…the video and audio are out of sync, will have to try back later I guess.

Bah won’t work…the video and audio are out of sync, will have to try back later I guess.

Not a tribunal in the world would convict you, squire. In fact, such a public service warrents medals and bunting at the very least. :D

What…the…HELL? Did I break the time space continuum? I’m watching episode NINE when I try and watch this one!

What…the…HELL? Did I break the time space continuum? I’m watching episode NINE when I try and watch this one!

the ad was removed? it still shows for me who thought the 99 second star burst fuck squad add was a good idea to put over content vids? and best of all how is it make sure you cant get to the vid after words, if they want me to by star burst they failed now i want to beat down the exsec who couldnt think u[p a 20 second cut version of this ,that way they could have the add but not make the vid impossible to play

It works perfectly fine for IE. You just have to push a “play button” instead of pushing on the video screen, thats all :)

It works perfectly fine for IE. You just have to push a “play button” instead of pushing on the video screen, thats all :)

You should do a replay where you blow the building sky high with a misfire. Shoot one of the canisters!

99secs of ads in the beginning? This is getting out of hand.

99secs of ads in the beginning? This is getting out of hand.

Two words-

FUCKIN’ COMERCIAL!

It just goes strait to the add for me, and i have used 3 different browsers.

It just goes strait to the add for me, and i have used 3 different browsers.

Now it works for me but only in Safari 4.

blip.tv is seriously messed up but I got it working in a couple of tries.

blip.tv is seriously messed up but I got it working in a couple of tries.

Firefox FTW!

Fuck these money-hungry bastards -.-’
Don’t buy their products!

If you lose your teammate you should look trought theyre cams.

If you lose your teammate you should look trought theyre cams.

Lol, you crack me up… i’ll punch you in the soul. good stuff.

“I will punch you in the fucking soul you fucking ass hat” LOL

“I will punch you in the fucking soul you fucking ass hat” LOL

Heh, this is the mission i’m on today. I’ve failed on it around 5/6 times before calling it for a while to play some more T.E.S Oblivion.

To those still having problems, Spoony is doing everything he can to fix the problem, though that isn’t much. The only control he has is to whether or not to have ads play in the videos at all, and if he switches that off, he loses the money generated from the ads.

Several suggestions have already been put forward, though more and more it’s looking more like an issue with the browser and not with Blip itself, though that may vary from person to person. To be honest, I’m not having a single problem watching the videos, yet the complaints I see ONLY seem to happen for Spoony’s videos, so make of that what you will.

To those still having problems, Spoony is doing everything he can to fix the problem, though that isn’t much. The only control he has is to whether or not to have ads play in the videos at all, and if he switches that off, he loses the money generated from the ads.

Several suggestions have already been put forward, though more and more it’s looking more like an issue with the browser and not with Blip itself, though that may vary from person to person. To be honest, I’m not having a single problem watching the videos, yet the complaints I see ONLY seem to happen for Spoony’s videos, so make of that what you will.

I like levels with that foreboding atmosphere like you mentioned too. There’s a few of them in the Hitman games, notably the slaughterhouse level in Contracts and there’s a good one in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines in the prosthetics shop.

I know ads generate money but this is retarded. 100 second commercials are not why I came here. At least I don’t have watch an asinine commercial when I want to read a movie review or article.

I know ads generate money but this is retarded. 100 second commercials are not why I came here. At least I don’t have watch an asinine commercial when I want to read a movie review or article.

I can’t seem to watch Episode 8. If I click More I get Ep 9. Dammit, I wanna see them in order ¬_¬

I’ve tried several times now to see Episode 8.. I can’t. I’ve uninstalled Ad-Blocker and I’m using firefox. It just plays the commercial, then plays episode 9 (which isn’t released yet I don’t think). So yeah.. I give up.

I’ve tried several times now to see Episode 8.. I can’t. I’ve uninstalled Ad-Blocker and I’m using firefox. It just plays the commercial, then plays episode 9 (which isn’t released yet I don’t think). So yeah.. I give up.

LOL awesome stuff Spoony :D

Something is wrong with the add though. IT loads immediately.
I had to go all the way to blip itself look up your video and watch it there cause otherwise it wouldn’t work

Hmm, just went to the direct file on blip, seems that’s what’s actually busted.

Hmm, just went to the direct file on blip, seems that’s what’s actually busted.

Well, Episode 9 was funny at least. And what you referenced about Episode 8 sounded interesting. Wish I could see it.

Careful, you’re starting to repeat yourself a bit too much… I realize these aren’t that high-priority, but still.

Careful, you’re starting to repeat yourself a bit too much… I realize these aren’t that high-priority, but still.

Looks like quite a few people are having trouble accessing episode 8, clicking on more though I did end up getting to see episode 9 O_o hehe.

Anyway, that was great as always and I expect I will enjoy 8 when I am able to find a way to access it. As for the ads I have no trouble waiting through them. With all the hard work Noah does for our entertainment I think sitting through the odd small ad now and again isn’t really too much to ask.

Keep up the awesome work, I look forward to seeing/hearing what other things you have been working on :)

Great ep Spoon-spoon :)

Great ep Spoon-spoon :)

Anonymous approves.

Wow, I’m really amazed you did that mission without being killed yourself once. Good job Spoony! Sorry about the kids though…

However, you are a better gamer than I am for doing that mission without dying yourself, that’s a merit right there.

Wow, I’m really amazed you did that mission without being killed yourself once. Good job Spoony! Sorry about the kids though…

However, you are a better gamer than I am for doing that mission without dying yourself, that’s a merit right there.

Doubt you’ll pass by again Linkara, but cheers for the insight into posting videos/errors blip has – so Blip is the one behind the advert organising eh?

Seems fairer if they made it more customisable.

Although…with your videos Linkara, I haven’t seen the 1:30 min adverts…

“With all the hard work Noah does for our entertainment”

Agreed. He does put allot of work into these.

“I think sitting through the odd”

Every blip show now has them. Odd implies that it happens occasionally. It doesn’t.

“small”

It’s not small. 30 seconds is small. 1:40 isn’t small.

“ad now and again”

Try “Everytime I retried watching the video”. I literally have seen the ad about 9 times now trying to get this to work. I can almost quote it.

“isn’t really too much to ask.”

Do you feel that 15 mins. of watching the same commercial over and over is reasonable?

If the video worked, then I would agree. 1 commercial would be reasonable. But after the twitter spoony left (that he since deleted) basically telling us that we were morons and couldn’t follow simple directions to turn off the ad blocker, after the complaining about it at the end of the last v-log and now this, I have a bad taste in my mouth about here.

Perhaps Spoony can accept donations and those who have paid up can sign in and not have to worry about the ads?

“With all the hard work Noah does for our entertainment”

Agreed. He does put allot of work into these.

“I think sitting through the odd”

Every blip show now has them. Odd implies that it happens occasionally. It doesn’t.

“small”

It’s not small. 30 seconds is small. 1:40 isn’t small.

“ad now and again”

Try “Everytime I retried watching the video”. I literally have seen the ad about 9 times now trying to get this to work. I can almost quote it.

“isn’t really too much to ask.”

Do you feel that 15 mins. of watching the same commercial over and over is reasonable?

If the video worked, then I would agree. 1 commercial would be reasonable. But after the twitter spoony left (that he since deleted) basically telling us that we were morons and couldn’t follow simple directions to turn off the ad blocker, after the complaining about it at the end of the last v-log and now this, I have a bad taste in my mouth about here.

Perhaps Spoony can accept donations and those who have paid up can sign in and not have to worry about the ads?

And since Twitter just updated – you don’t suck Spoony – we’re just pissed off at the tech errors that prevent us seeing the awesome results from the hard to make work you do, which we always appreciate. :D
(Hell, some of us return daily hoping for more content. That’s a good sign.)

It could be browser related too. I watch on Google Chrome, but usually have no errors. Possibly Blip tinkering with how they stream ads. *shrug*

Hopefully it runs better after we tweak all this crap.

The last time I played this, we were clearing the basement when one of my guys just decided to execute a non-compliant *civilian*, immediately losing the mission. I can’t even imagine what caused him to do that. To paraphrase the AVGN, it’s like the game sucks at itself.

The last time I played this, we were clearing the basement when one of my guys just decided to execute a non-compliant *civilian*, immediately losing the mission. I can’t even imagine what caused him to do that. To paraphrase the AVGN, it’s like the game sucks at itself.

good review, love the ending.

I love this series…it was so funny…

I agree that the ending of the mission was pretty twisted…

I love this series…it was so funny…

I agree that the ending of the mission was pretty twisted…

“Doubt you’ll pass by again Linkara, but cheers for the insight into posting videos/errors blip has – so Blip is the one behind the advert organising eh?

Seems fairer if they made it more customisable.

Although…with your videos Linkara, I haven’t seen the 1:30 min adverts…”

Yeah, I hang out here all the time. ^_~ And yeah, Blip is the one behind it and those Starburst ads are bringing in mucho money, so you’ll forgive me if I have no desire to turn them off. And the 1:30 adverts are coming at the end. I don’t know why Spoony’s account keeps having these problems – ads are never supposed to run BEFORE the video.

Anyone else read post #104? What’s more scary than that? And what the hell are they talkin’ about?

Anyone else read post #104? What’s more scary than that? And what the hell are they talkin’ about?

The Outro was a little darker than usual, probably fitting due to the content of the level. I was expecting either a “Rorschach watching the building burn down” reference, or it ending with “So Spoony killed all the cultists and went for ice-cream with his swat-buddies. Except the ones who were dead.”

Awesome video and commentary as always.

I have never had the SpoonyOne’s videos not work for me. They always work and i have firefox and adblocker on. So, I don’t see any ads either. Thank You Spoony for the great vids.

I have never had the SpoonyOne’s videos not work for me. They always work and i have firefox and adblocker on. So, I don’t see any ads either. Thank You Spoony for the great vids.

“And the 1:30 adverts are coming at the end. I don’t know why Spoony’s account keeps having these problems – ads are never supposed to run BEFORE the video.”

I’m guessing they weren’t actually running before the video, the video itself wouldn’t play and then the after-video ad would play because it thinks the video is done.

Awesome video, but the adverts are annoying the shit outta me, man.

Blip’s gotta get their shit together.

You know, I kinda found it so cute how deeply affected he was by such a gruesome thing, be it for the LULZ or not.

You’re in my spot sir…

Awsome vid man! And all you people who are bitching about blip and shit, and how slow the almigthy spoony is with his videos, i have two words to say to you guys, and that is ;FUCK OFF!!!!! Dont fucking blame Noah, fucking screw if you have a problem!

Yet again a brilliant video spoony!

Awsome vid man! And all you people who are bitching about blip and shit, and how slow the almigthy spoony is with his videos, i have two words to say to you guys, and that is ;FUCK OFF!!!!! Dont fucking blame Noah, fucking screw if you have a problem!

Yet again a brilliant video spoony!

Oh man, that’s DARK…but impressive for an older game considering the toss they try to scare people with now

I’m curious, after you get the ‘completed mission’ message can you then go gun-crazy on your captives without fear of retribution from the scoring system? Or does the game keep scoring you even after you complete the mission objective?

Also LOL at #104 XD

We want Duplessis! We want Duplessis! We want Duplessis!

Heh…I’ll just say this. Spoony has more restraint then I do. When I played through this level, I found the child graveyard BEFORE the cult leader…and was packing one of the pistols as my sidearm. Got him to surrender, had him handcuffed…then put a shot right between his eyes.

Well, two shots, because somehow, he managed to survive a point blank round to the head. Guess Xenu has an “everybody gets one” policy for miracles.

Anyway, awesome level…though I kind of wish they’d dropped a grenade at their feet. The reaction is always priceless. ;)

Heh…I’ll just say this. Spoony has more restraint then I do. When I played through this level, I found the child graveyard BEFORE the cult leader…and was packing one of the pistols as my sidearm. Got him to surrender, had him handcuffed…then put a shot right between his eyes.

Well, two shots, because somehow, he managed to survive a point blank round to the head. Guess Xenu has an “everybody gets one” policy for miracles.

Anyway, awesome level…though I kind of wish they’d dropped a grenade at their feet. The reaction is always priceless. ;)

Really funny review, had me laughing all the way through.

Awesome vid! I loved the ‘I will punch you in the fucking soul!’ line you dropped, that cracked me up. I’d like to know how other people have problems with the video, I have never once had one (And I’ve gone back and watched through the entire SWAT series of videos once or twice).

Kudos on getting it in one shot, that particular mission took me 6 or 7 tries before I finally got it down. I can’t wait to see how you handle the hotel mission (No offense, but I love your reactions to difficult missions and failing them, especially when your team screws up and drops a grenade at their feet). I’ve tried that one at least 20-30 times, I *still* can’t beat it. Hard enough giving you a full-on situation with dozens of heavily armed, armored terrorists…and then they give you a friggin’ TIME LIMIT on the top floor.

Awesome vid! I loved the ‘I will punch you in the fucking soul!’ line you dropped, that cracked me up. I’d like to know how other people have problems with the video, I have never once had one (And I’ve gone back and watched through the entire SWAT series of videos once or twice).

Kudos on getting it in one shot, that particular mission took me 6 or 7 tries before I finally got it down. I can’t wait to see how you handle the hotel mission (No offense, but I love your reactions to difficult missions and failing them, especially when your team screws up and drops a grenade at their feet). I’ve tried that one at least 20-30 times, I *still* can’t beat it. Hard enough giving you a full-on situation with dozens of heavily armed, armored terrorists…and then they give you a friggin’ TIME LIMIT on the top floor.

Hey Spoony, why don’t you post your 9th video? I saw it earlier today, it was in the place of this one.

Loved the montage at the end of it, hilarious :D

Haha, best one yet Spoony. Best.

Haha, best one yet Spoony. Best.

Fire it up! is right. Burn that creepy, alien worshipping, shit hole to the ground!

Man, I loved some of your lines in this one. But the end made me very sad, even though it’s only a video game, violence against children is always disturbing.

Man, I loved some of your lines in this one. But the end made me very sad, even though it’s only a video game, violence against children is always disturbing.

“I will punch in the fucking soul!”
The moment you said that I just cracked from laughter. That is you best line yet and best SWAT video. This is gonna be hard to top this one Spoony.

“I’m curious, after you get the ‘completed mission’ message can you then go gun-crazy on your captives without fear of retribution from the scoring system? Or does the game keep scoring you even after you complete the mission objective?”

Actually, that’s a good question…I’ll go ask it in the Forum, see if anyone else knows.

“I’m curious, after you get the ‘completed mission’ message can you then go gun-crazy on your captives without fear of retribution from the scoring system? Or does the game keep scoring you even after you complete the mission objective?”

Actually, that’s a good question…I’ll go ask it in the Forum, see if anyone else knows.

Great video, I really enjoy these Swat games. I’m going to have to dig out my copy of Swat 2.

And that was a great, dark ending. It’s rare games will go that far, especially in a realistic setting.

Wacowned!

Wacowned!

Hilarious as usual.

how exactly do you punch some one in the soul? lmao i laughed so hard i cryed especially at the “PHANTASMAGORIA” part ^_^ you rock spoony can’t wait for 9

how exactly do you punch some one in the soul? lmao i laughed so hard i cryed especially at the “PHANTASMAGORIA” part ^_^ you rock spoony can’t wait for 9

will we see a fire it up shirt cause that would be awesome.

Spoony I agree that mass child grave was nasty but when I left the building all the cultists all died due to several shotgun blasts to the face no idea how it happened ;)

very funny review, good job.

very funny review, good job.

Cool,
I couldnt even get to that level

Now this is entertainment!!!!!!

Now this is entertainment!!!!!!

Uh. What’s with message #104? o_O

good to have a review back
that was a long level

Funniest part
Head guy = james lipton

good to have a review back
that was a long level

Funniest part
Head guy = james lipton

did anyone else accidently get part 9 somehow. HEY SPOON. i acctually got part nine. and can prove it. its a bank hiest. you talk about how you think its like heat. and you skip the begging breifing by saying BOARING…….not complaining cause it was just as good as al of your material. but i was wundering how that happened.

oh and its 15min and 52 seconds long……its like i sliped into the future somehow.

oh and its 15min and 52 seconds long……its like i sliped into the future somehow.

This really made my day. Nothing personal, but I was really expecting you to die a time or two on this one. I’m glad you made it out with only two squad members down.

“I will punch you in the fucking soul!”

Ahhh, the catchphrase for millions the world over LOL And, hey, whose favourite word ISN’T ‘PHANTASMAGORIA!’? Now, whenever Reynolds (or whoever) bitches about you being in their way again, you can sneer back ‘I heard that, Reynolds!’ :)

Great video as always, Spoony! When can we expect #9? I know a lot of people seem to have somehow seen it, but I’m having no such luck (even after braving the annoying Starburst ad several times).

As for post #104…..That was just creepy, but also had me LMAO at the same time – I just love the concept that any type of fundamentalist or whatever group is not only monitoring these kind of videos, but also ripping them apart and taking them 1) completely out of context, and 2) FAR too seriously :)

“I will punch you in the fucking soul!”

Ahhh, the catchphrase for millions the world over LOL And, hey, whose favourite word ISN’T ‘PHANTASMAGORIA!’? Now, whenever Reynolds (or whoever) bitches about you being in their way again, you can sneer back ‘I heard that, Reynolds!’ :)

Great video as always, Spoony! When can we expect #9? I know a lot of people seem to have somehow seen it, but I’m having no such luck (even after braving the annoying Starburst ad several times).

As for post #104…..That was just creepy, but also had me LMAO at the same time – I just love the concept that any type of fundamentalist or whatever group is not only monitoring these kind of videos, but also ripping them apart and taking them 1) completely out of context, and 2) FAR too seriously :)

This was the first mission where I abandoned non-lethals, too. I’m finishing these at about the same time as you’re uploading the videos, excellently, but I’ve still not finished this mission with a good enough score. The bank/jeweller one I would have aced if my fuckwit teammates hadn’t taken my regroup command to mean “walk directly into the room full of gunmen instead of through the empty, secure corridor”. Damn them. Personally I use the beanbag shotgun and 9mm pistol – injuring them often gets a surrender instead of a kill, and the recoil’s easy to control. Otherwise, the 45 rifle is my favourite. Also, wedges are your friend, seriously. If you carry two or three between your squad you can keep those runners under control, sometimes even herding them into an easily-grenaded corner.

Thanks for uploading, your commentary makes me crease.

Come on Spoony… whats with all the video updates this last couple days?

You built an entire fanbase from your written movie reviews, and now it’s been two days without anything to read? Are you trying to drive viewers away?

If you don’t give me the free entertainment I want, at the exact moment in which i want it, I’m going to stop checking your site.

YOU SUCK!

Come on Spoony… whats with all the video updates this last couple days?

You built an entire fanbase from your written movie reviews, and now it’s been two days without anything to read? Are you trying to drive viewers away?

If you don’t give me the free entertainment I want, at the exact moment in which i want it, I’m going to stop checking your site.

YOU SUCK!

lol @Hossrex

Good video Spoony!

for anyone who has issues with the starburst add, i had the same problem, but after refreshing the page (a lot) it finally loaded correctly so keep trying and it should work (for future reference)

for anyone who has issues with the starburst add, i had the same problem, but after refreshing the page (a lot) it finally loaded correctly so keep trying and it should work (for future reference)

Awesome Crow reference. That was pretty fucked up.

Woohoo! Forget what I said before – I braved the Starburst ad one last time and managed to see #9 – AWESOME! :) (loved the death montage and silly captions :))

Hilarious video as always! Your videos always make my day :)

About the video, I use IE 7 and have no problems, sucks for those that do

Woohoo! Forget what I said before – I braved the Starburst ad one last time and managed to see #9 – AWESOME! :) (loved the death montage and silly captions :))

I fully support your decisions on this video. I almost wish you could have shot those suspects with the buckshot without letting them flee. And that basement…. seriously fucked up.

I fully support your decisions on this video. I almost wish you could have shot those suspects with the buckshot without letting them flee. And that basement…. seriously fucked up.

I demand to see a T-shirt now saying “I will punch you in the fucking soul!”

This is one of the best you have done of SWAT4, really had me crack upp.
actually i agre on you one need more games using these psyco/seven styled stories for cop games asthey are really moody and intresting.

This was a one of the more fun but allso werry hard as i desided to go non lethal with running around with a teargas gun (aka paintball gun) with was of suprice to me for you can run around blasting away on anyone before they even show hostile intentions towards you and never get any penalty.

This is one of the best you have done of SWAT4, really had me crack upp.
actually i agre on you one need more games using these psyco/seven styled stories for cop games asthey are really moody and intresting.

This was a one of the more fun but allso werry hard as i desided to go non lethal with running around with a teargas gun (aka paintball gun) with was of suprice to me for you can run around blasting away on anyone before they even show hostile intentions towards you and never get any penalty.

YAY! More Swat! More Swat! I hope you do the expansion pack as well.

I have not gotten one starburst as and after the complaints, I tried really hard too find it. i still have not found it and have reloaded the video, in new screens, over 20 times. I keep getting the PUMA ad in the bottom. So I ask you all, why the hell are you visiting starburst sites, or food sites in your free time?

Nice one play through win Spoony and I know you like to bite back when the fans bite you, but it probably should not be on twitter. the people who subscribe to your twitter are every loyal (most likely) and the people who post here comprise of some of them, but also any jerk hole can just put a new name and bash you here if they want.

I suggest setting up user accounts here and laying down the ban hammer and deleting post’s to save your sanity from the retarded populace who could not create a video near 1% as good as what you come up with ON YOUR OWN no less.

If only the hecklers every tried their hand on stage.

You said it best Spoony “I will punch you in your SOUL!!!” now do it to some of these comments here and not your, more than likely, twitter subscribers. I bet the stress you may feel from some of the comments would be alleviated if you felt you had some control over the situation, even if you don’t use that control (BANHAMMER :p)

I have not gotten one starburst as and after the complaints, I tried really hard too find it. i still have not found it and have reloaded the video, in new screens, over 20 times. I keep getting the PUMA ad in the bottom. So I ask you all, why the hell are you visiting starburst sites, or food sites in your free time?

Nice one play through win Spoony and I know you like to bite back when the fans bite you, but it probably should not be on twitter. the people who subscribe to your twitter are every loyal (most likely) and the people who post here comprise of some of them, but also any jerk hole can just put a new name and bash you here if they want.

I suggest setting up user accounts here and laying down the ban hammer and deleting post’s to save your sanity from the retarded populace who could not create a video near 1% as good as what you come up with ON YOUR OWN no less.

If only the hecklers every tried their hand on stage.

You said it best Spoony “I will punch you in your SOUL!!!” now do it to some of these comments here and not your, more than likely, twitter subscribers. I bet the stress you may feel from some of the comments would be alleviated if you felt you had some control over the situation, even if you don’t use that control (BANHAMMER :p)

For all the complainers: try hitting the PLAY button on the panel instead of hitting the middle of the screen. I’ve got it working that way. :D

Aww, those poor kids! Maybe you should do a playthrough where you shoot every single one of those bastards straight in the face, unarmed or not, just for theraputic purposes. Seriously I can stomach a lot of creepy stuff in games but child graves, no! D:

Also seconding the ‘I will punch you in the fucking soul’ for the win. Rock on, Spoony!

Aww, those poor kids! Maybe you should do a playthrough where you shoot every single one of those bastards straight in the face, unarmed or not, just for theraputic purposes. Seriously I can stomach a lot of creepy stuff in games but child graves, no! D:

Also seconding the ‘I will punch you in the fucking soul’ for the win. Rock on, Spoony!

THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ THIS. Spoony isn’t at fault here, Blip supplies the ads. Yesterday, when I tried to play the video, the only thing that would come up was a minute and a half starburst ad. I tried it at least 7 times and even in different browsers on this website and blip.tv. Finally I just decided to wait until the next day to see if it would be fixed. And it was fixed. I was able to see this video without any ads popping up at all and I’m glad to see more of spoony. I’m just sick of all the people complaining about the problem and even more people telling them to shut up or that they’re stupid for not being able to get the video to play. I use Firefox with adblockers and such and I’ve never had such a problem before and it’s obviously a problem with blip, NOT SPOONY. And to JuanSolid up there, do you really think all these people talking about starburst ads are lying? Just to heckle Spoony? Or because they’re not loyal to Spoony? You sir, JuanSolid, are an ass-hat. Just because it didn’t happen when you clicked play doesn’t mean it didn’t happen to someone who played it before you.

Regarding post #104, and Scientology… if I were actually a Scientologist, I’d prefer my “church” wasn’t using the money they’d fleeced from me to act in an overly litigious manner against anyone who makes innocent jokes.

I know it was a BS post… but still… come on Scientologists. Come on.

Regarding post #104, and Scientology… if I were actually a Scientologist, I’d prefer my “church” wasn’t using the money they’d fleeced from me to act in an overly litigious manner against anyone who makes innocent jokes.

I know it was a BS post… but still… come on Scientologists. Come on.

I had the starburst problem too; I think what solved it was erasing my cache and browsing history then reloading the page, because after I did that it worked just fine; if anybody’s still having the problem, try it! Go to Tools, Clear Private Data…, and then select what I suggested in the Dialog Box, and see if that doesn’t fix it.

Of course, you still need to have your advertisement-block software off :P

thanks for updating. enjoy watching your game plays.

thanks for updating. enjoy watching your game plays.

Justice is alive and well, coursing through the manly fingertips of The Spoony One.

This really was quite a dark turn for the game, yeah.

TO GET PART 9. hit the guide and details about this episode buttom. then hit the middle episode tab at the bottum of the thing that pops up on screen. the option to the top left is his part 9 of swat. its already finished. i dont know why it isnt posted yet but hey there it is.

TO GET PART 9. hit the guide and details about this episode buttom. then hit the middle episode tab at the bottum of the thing that pops up on screen. the option to the top left is his part 9 of swat. its already finished. i dont know why it isnt posted yet but hey there it is.

damn spoony is sadistic.

LOL! I love these SWAT videos! You rock Spoony!

LOL! I love these SWAT videos! You rock Spoony!

I am impressed this is the only level that I had real problems with.
anyhow This game is best played in LAN co-up, so if you would like to try something different you should make like an live show with you and some other guys trying to ack like SWAT police officers :P

HAHA! This was your best SWAT round yet! I about died laughing. Keep up the good work spoony man!!

HAHA! This was your best SWAT round yet! I about died laughing. Keep up the good work spoony man!!

i’m amazed you didn’t see the guy behind the door at 10:26

“Punch you in the soul!”

That is a new classic phrase right there! This is good shit Spoony! I like how you play through the entire game. Most other reviewers just give you a run down but this guy does the play by play awsome stuff! I can’t believe Tom Clancy made a game like this, it seems so far away from all the Rainbow games.

“Punch you in the soul!”

That is a new classic phrase right there! This is good shit Spoony! I like how you play through the entire game. Most other reviewers just give you a run down but this guy does the play by play awsome stuff! I can’t believe Tom Clancy made a game like this, it seems so far away from all the Rainbow games.

I was soooo pumped when I saw the “I Am Transformed” on the wall. I was expecting something awesome like: “My God, they’re Beast Machines fans! Death to the heretics!!” Nothing.
:-(

No complaints otherwise. Great video, and thanks for the two in such a short time.

Punching someone their soul is quite a thing to say.

By far your best SWAT video yet!

Punching someone their soul is quite a thing to say.

By far your best SWAT video yet!

Oh man, that Stinking Cloud comment had me crying I was laughing so hard.

I demand a “I will punch you in your SOUL!” T-shirt! :D Hilarious!

I demand a “I will punch you in your SOUL!” T-shirt! :D Hilarious!

Great Se7en reference Spoony, fits the feel just right

The part with all those corpses was quite disturbing.

The part with all those corpses was quite disturbing.

“I will punch you in the f*cking soul!” gotta have it’s own T-shirt :D

suck that you cultist creeps!

suck that you cultist creeps!

Awesome Job Spoony! I expected the scientology/heavan’s gate/jonestown references, as well as cthulhu, but Big Trouble in Little China? Sweet! Once again you’ve done a fantastic job. Although after viewing it I happened to look over and notice that you have 755 followers yourself? I hope the cult you’re creating will be put to better uses than all of the rest have.

Damn…I mean, I realize the Civilians give you shit, but you’re the one pointing guns and threatening them, and tying them up as well. While I love this mission the way you’re doing it, give the civilians a break. Do you know the kind of psychological trauma that causes on them when they want to be rescued, and you tie them up with the criminals as well?

Although I will say this; Grandma deserved it.

Damn…I mean, I realize the Civilians give you shit, but you’re the one pointing guns and threatening them, and tying them up as well. While I love this mission the way you’re doing it, give the civilians a break. Do you know the kind of psychological trauma that causes on them when they want to be rescued, and you tie them up with the criminals as well?

Although I will say this; Grandma deserved it.

LOL @ Phantasmagoria!

“I’ll punch your SOUL!” best phrase ever!

“I’ll punch your SOUL!” best phrase ever!

“I will punch your SOUL!” I’d buy a T-Shirt with that on it ^^

Also, at 16:00 did anyone else thing that sounded like the drum track to “You Got Another Thing Comin’” by Judas Priest?

Hey, you think this is f###ed up, play Manhunt 2 or Condemned. In Manhunt 2, you can actually castrate some one.

Hey, you think this is f###ed up, play Manhunt 2 or Condemned. In Manhunt 2, you can actually castrate some one.

Edit: FACE MY SQUIRRELY WRATH!

That was seriously messed up. Your decision to “fire it up” was precisely what I would’ve done. >:)

That was seriously messed up. Your decision to “fire it up” was precisely what I would’ve done. >:)

What are the odds that Spoony would find an armed bomb in a building full of child-killing, sick-minded cultists, and it going off and killing all of the previously mentioned cultists in one single explosion of vengeance? About 1 to 200?

I still lol’d at “your in my spot sir” or “your in my way sir”

that was some fucked shit they did to those kids. How many of your teams died? You could have saved one if when you pull out your taser and it was loaded before that guy kill him.

I still lol’d at “your in my spot sir” or “your in my way sir”

that was some fucked shit they did to those kids. How many of your teams died? You could have saved one if when you pull out your taser and it was loaded before that guy kill him.

I will PUNCH YOU IN THE SOUL!

“You’re in my spot, sir…” really needs to be a t-shirt. Perhaps “soul punch” as well. =D
Interesting ending, but if that’s twisted, someone needs to watched Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (or OldBoy- but Sympathy has children and Oldboy does…sorta).

“You’re in my spot, sir…” really needs to be a t-shirt. Perhaps “soul punch” as well. =D
Interesting ending, but if that’s twisted, someone needs to watched Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (or OldBoy- but Sympathy has children and Oldboy does…sorta).

“I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL”

XD!

Great video and surprisingly good run, Spoony! The death at 11:04 was just classic.

Great video and surprisingly good run, Spoony! The death at 11:04 was just classic.

I love this series of videos. In fact, the videos convinced me to try out the Swat 4 demo, and then to buy Swat 4 Gold on Amazon.

Sierra should pay you for promoting their game.

Also, “I will punch you in the fucking soul” is the greatest quote ever.

Police corruption and brutality rule the world! What could we do without it? :D

Police corruption and brutality rule the world! What could we do without it? :D

You know, that would be a really excellent game. Something like this, but instead you fight supernatural and alien horrors from beyond the stars. It’d be like Terror Trax but actually fun. Break up Cthuloid cults, shove aliens from Dimension X back into the portal from which they came.

Or, even better, a SWAT game which took place during a zombie uprising. You’d have the first few missions be like this game, and then things would slowly change until you’re fighting hordes of zombies while the city collapses around you. As time goes on, police procedure is simply ignored… who’s going to care anyway, when the Commissioner and Mayor are both part of the shambling nightmare? The game slowly devolves away from law enforcement, to trying to keep the peace during collapsing infrastructure, to just plain survival and escape. Can you leave the ruined, dead city with as many civilians as you can? Or do you leave the rest to rot in the sea of undead while you save your own sorry ass? Kind of like Left 4 Dead, but with more realism.

That’d be awesome.

“I am transformed”…wait, so this cult worships Beast Machines? Oh, god, no wonder they’re so messed up! You were right to nuke the building as you did. Don’t need any of those whackjobs spreading the technorganic rapture of Buddhamus Primal, now, do we?

“I am transformed”…wait, so this cult worships Beast Machines? Oh, god, no wonder they’re so messed up! You were right to nuke the building as you did. Don’t need any of those whackjobs spreading the technorganic rapture of Buddhamus Primal, now, do we?

LOL, at 10:26 there’s CLEARLY a guy with an AK when Spoony mirrors under the door, yet he doesnt see him :D

not the children!! burn it down!! burn it down!!

not the children!! burn it down!! burn it down!!

Love this game. I got it a while back and it is a pretty hard game. And Spoony is only playing it on normal. it gets grueling if you go any higher than that.

Looking back, this mission was a doosy. I died about 2 times in this mission.

And as soon as I heard one of them say ”The Darkness is coming,” I though ”…Eternal Darkness?” Funny stuff.

I felt the same thing you did when I finally finished this level. So I repeated it, loaded my team with the most devastating weapons available, and then I freaking assassinated everyone who wasn’t a civilian (I’d kill those crazy civilians too, but it would be an instant game over). And even those guys who surrendered, I cuffed them and then I blasted them all in the back of the head. Freaking creepy assholes -_-

I felt the same thing you did when I finally finished this level. So I repeated it, loaded my team with the most devastating weapons available, and then I freaking assassinated everyone who wasn’t a civilian (I’d kill those crazy civilians too, but it would be an instant game over). And even those guys who surrendered, I cuffed them and then I blasted them all in the back of the head. Freaking creepy assholes -_-

After viewing and reading just about everything on this site, I would have to say that this is my favorite piece. Yeah the cultists were messed up but your narration was just awesome, I about died laughing.

11:05 i guess thats what happens when someone gets in renolds way

11:05 i guess thats what happens when someone gets in renolds way

Have you considered that, perhaps, your men are incompetent because you're an asshole, SWAT officer Spoony?

“His face is hidden amid a crowd of stars” is a quote from a W.B Yeats poem called “When You Are Old”. One of my favorites, actually. What the heck are these cultists reading?

And yeah, I saw the guy in the mirror too XD Oh well, we all miss some sometimes, and you still got him.

Thank you, dear Spoony, for making me laugh harder than I have in months. I hate the snags like this in Rainbow Six and Rogue Spear, only the hostages are even worse because you need to lead them out in escort mode. If you're not in the right mode, all they do is shake and twitch while kneeling on the floor. I got so fed up, let me tell you…..

You should replay this level and Tazer and Mace every perp simpily because of what they did to those children!

Cults disgust me (and indeed, you and everyone else watching)…Hurt those child-killing bastards!

heavy rain did that weird serial killer thing.

Weird, I've played all the other levels you got so far, and the one coming up, but I have really never seen this level for some reason. Maybe it was later editted out cause of the child graves?

Haha, I love you. You are fucking awesome.

Whenever I watch these I get these chills of insecurity every time you move because you don’t use walk or look around corners, your aim is all over the place most of the time because of it.

In many of these levels, especially in this one, I liked to just leave the team in the hallways, go solo with paintball gun opening doors and making noise, having everyone eventually escaping into the team and getting shot. Safe and fun.

To hell with flash-bangs. If I could bottle and sell a grenade that made the sound Spoony did at 7:05 I’d save countless SWAT and Perp lives.

This is why I can’t wait for realistic cross-chatter in a multiplayer game. If I were on the other side of that door and experienced the exact same “*fumble fumble* click *BOOM* -WHoooOOOOO!-” I know -I’d- be stunned. That’s a hell of an intimidating sound coming from the tactical entry team: Full on Party time.

I see you curtis watching this video….

I see you curtis watching this video….

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL!!!!!!!!! god I love this lol

Just watched and I have to say that “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL!” makes me weep with laughter every time.

It’s hard for me to choose between “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL!!!” And “A real SWAT Officer would’ve went in with a tazer gun and a wiffle bat and brought ‘em all back alive.”

best line and then a FUCKING MASS CHILDERN GRAVE FUCKING CULTS

best line and then a FUCKING MASS CHILDERN GRAVE FUCKING CULTS

I finally got this game (Thank you, Spoony!) and I do NOT know how he got through this one on his first go, or at least it seems to be. This stage ripped me apart inside and out so many times before I finally beat it. And when I DID beat it, I still failed because I only play on Hard and was 3 points short of the 75 minimum, so many more deaths followed until Captain Mullet-Head finally did it right.

This stage proves that the enemy does not need masks or body armor to easily beat you. A crazy mentality and psychotic devotion to Tom Cruise is all one needs to get that itchy trigger finger necessary to wipe you out before you can say “Shut the Fuck Up, Reynolds”.

The SWAT 4 videos are definitely my favorite of all things Spoony, and I just keep re-watching them. I think it’s the spontaneous humor and reactions that makes these ones so fun. The creative obscenities help too, heh.

wow. these are some great SWAT guys: “They’re official name is something like the children of tarrone” so… wait, they know who’s there, they know about the bombs, they know who’s leading them, but they’re not entirely sure what they call their group?

wow. these are some great SWAT guys: “They’re official name is something like the children of tarrone” so… wait, they know who’s there, they know about the bombs, they know who’s leading them, but they’re not entirely sure what they call their group?

Ugh, that might be some of the darkest fucking imagery I have ever seen in a video game. Ultima 7 would be worse if it didn’t use cartoony graphics, but…yeesh…

First time I played this level, I got my butt kicked; limping, my team gunned down. I found the graveyard, and had effectively ended the level – all I had to do was tie ‘em and tag ‘em.

Instead, I walked to each one who was on his knees, tied or not, and put a bullet in them with my sidearm. Then I restarted the level. Beat it without getting shot up this time, and I used non-lethals.

First time I played this level, I got my butt kicked; limping, my team gunned down. I found the graveyard, and had effectively ended the level – all I had to do was tie ‘em and tag ‘em.

Instead, I walked to each one who was on his knees, tied or not, and put a bullet in them with my sidearm. Then I restarted the level. Beat it without getting shot up this time, and I used non-lethals.

Love how at 10:29, you say you don’t see anybody, except on screen, you distinctly see someone in the shadows move with a gun in his hand. 3 feet from the door, lol.

Lol wow take it easy! What is the matter with you americans and your self-proclaimed old testament shit? You are not exactly better than the people who killed their children when you kill those people yourself afterwards. That is fucking middle-eastern mentality…. shit…. it is more scary than the cultists…