FUCK YEAR DIRTY HARRY

Is that Seifer and “A Whore” in the background? Now why in hell would you have that?

Is that Seifer and “A Whore” in the background? Now why in hell would you have that?

FUCK YEAH AWESOME!

you went the Sopranos route? Wasn’t expecting that. Another great vid though.

lol.. great bum! is that a cousin of Chester.A.Bum?

you went the Sopranos route? Wasn’t expecting that. Another great vid though.

So there’s a part 2 in the making?

So there’s a part 2 in the making?

Haha, man, that Sopranos thing never ceases to piss me off. Even when used in jokes I remember that fucking last episode.
Great review Spoony!

Ironically enough, I just shot a water moccasin ten minutes ago. I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

Ironically enough, I just shot a water moccasin ten minutes ago. I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

Damn I hoped you would really end the game and show us the ending because this game I’m glad I never touched in the NES years. I’ve heard there were talks about a Dirty Harry game in this GEN but with this economy and Clint Eastwood’s integrity that’s out the window. Oh and about canceled games if you ever have the time could you make a video were you blog about the cancellation of Duke Nukem Forever that won’t come ever. If you have the time because I think with your humor talent and gaming pathos you make a great tribute to this never to be released FPS.

I don’t get it. Was that intentional? Why make a Sopranos joke if you weren’t talking about the Sopranos?

I don’t get it. Was that intentional? Why make a Sopranos joke if you weren’t talking about the Sopranos?

The cut wasn’t for The Sopranos, not directly. It was for the fact that, as he said, the level cut off so randomly, as if they just ran out of ideas.

Anyway, love the review. It’s nice to see you return to a classic NES review after all this time, not that the FMV and Let’s Play stuff haven’t been fantastic. And of course, love the bum reference. Keep up the stellar work!

Hmm, the video cut’s as you mention level 2, was it supposed to?

Hmm, the video cut’s as you mention level 2, was it supposed to?

I KNEW the Journey song in the background foreshadowed something.

Of course, at first I thought I was just hearing things. Anyway, good review, I was kind of missing the game reviews. Though I do love your Lets Play SWAT 4.

Earlier today I was blowing up my furniture with C4 to find my keys, when some evil henchmen popped out of my drawer. Of course I beat them to death after which they conveniently biodegraded in a split second. It’s just business as usual.

Great video once again!

Reminds me of the classic Metal Gear somewhat, whatwith all the scavenger hunting and guesswork, only way worse. I move to change this game’s name to Fecal Smear.

Earlier today I was blowing up my furniture with C4 to find my keys, when some evil henchmen popped out of my drawer. Of course I beat them to death after which they conveniently biodegraded in a split second. It’s just business as usual.

Great video once again!

I know some people have been pissing and moaning about new content Spoony, but don’t give in so fast… keep some of this gold on the shelf until ‘we’ have proven ourselves worthy again.

That said, I’ve greatly enjoyed both this and the two new Swat 4 videos. the Bum segment was the best parody I’ve ever seen in my life… and the fact that you did have a chili dog in your drawer was a nice touch. And should go a long way to show some of your less patient fans exactly the level of work you put into these videos. Then again that might be giving them to much credit.

call back to Phantasmagoria was also fun to see. I’m excited for more, but get some sleep man.

I know some people have been pissing and moaning about new content Spoony, but don’t give in so fast… keep some of this gold on the shelf until ‘we’ have proven ourselves worthy again.

That said, I’ve greatly enjoyed both this and the two new Swat 4 videos. the Bum segment was the best parody I’ve ever seen in my life… and the fact that you did have a chili dog in your drawer was a nice touch. And should go a long way to show some of your less patient fans exactly the level of work you put into these videos. Then again that might be giving them to much credit.

call back to Phantasmagoria was also fun to see. I’m excited for more, but get some sleep man.

Oldboy + Shatner is pure win! That was an amazing review, totally worth the wait!
And I actually noticed that you were going back to that impossible jump in the sewers :P

Wow, that was a surprise I didn’t see coming! Yet another amazing review by The Spoony One!

I can’t believe how buggy and ill-programmed that game is! I can make better stuff in friggin’ GameMaker!

Wow, that was a surprise I didn’t see coming! Yet another amazing review by The Spoony One!

I can’t believe how buggy and ill-programmed that game is! I can make better stuff in friggin’ GameMaker!

Wow, the end of the review, the way it just stopped, was fucking genius. It left me seriously confused for a minute wondering WTF just happened. Nicely done.

The video cut as soon as you mentioned Level 2, great video otherwise.

The video cut as soon as you mentioned Level 2, great video otherwise.

hahaa .. Sopranos

you are the best :D

I… actually was thinking that you should go get the white suit from Michael Jackson. So yeah, you got me there.

But it’s great to see you back with an NES game, I’ve been hoping for that for a long time. It was a good review, although I’m not a big fan of the Bum, so that joke pretty much fell flat for me. Also, what’s up with that mouse cursor on the screen every now and then?

Still, pretty good and the chili dog in the drawer was great. Maybe if it was me, I would’ve done some bits differently – but hey, what do I know.

I… actually was thinking that you should go get the white suit from Michael Jackson. So yeah, you got me there.

But it’s great to see you back with an NES game, I’ve been hoping for that for a long time. It was a good review, although I’m not a big fan of the Bum, so that joke pretty much fell flat for me. Also, what’s up with that mouse cursor on the screen every now and then?

Still, pretty good and the chili dog in the drawer was great. Maybe if it was me, I would’ve done some bits differently – but hey, what do I know.

Awesome review Spoony. Loved the Chester A. Bum impersonation and the Criss Kross Segment.

I loved the ending.

I loved the ending.

Classic Spoony Review.
Great job dude !

My God, this game hates people. Oh, well. As one of your sniveling jackals, I salute you!

My God, this game hates people. Oh, well. As one of your sniveling jackals, I salute you!

WAT WHERE’D THE CREDITS GO

Where did he get the ff8 figures did someone donate them to him?, good review mate anyways.

Where did he get the ff8 figures did someone donate them to him?, good review mate anyways.

Spoony woke up this morning, got himself a gun, his momma always said he fired.. 6 or 5

Oh, Spoony. You are so much better than any other reviewer out there.

Oh, Spoony. You are so much better than any other reviewer out there.

Great review, it’s nice to see you can review nes games without feeling like you are stepping into other reviewers territory.

The bum impression made me laugh hard, a classy homage, I hope he’ll watch it.

Great to see a new videogame review! That was good; not that Swat isn’t a videogame, but I’ve been missing a good old NES crappy game.

More!

As for the second level what hap….

Yoshi’s Island is the only game I can think of with a good sewer level.

Hehe nice. Loved the pic of crazy Oh Desu :)
But damnit Spoony.. Now you’ve got me hungry for Chili dogs ;)

Great to see a new videogame review! That was good; not that Swat isn’t a videogame, but I’ve been missing a good old NES crappy game.

More!

Yoshi’s Island is the only game I can think of with a good sewer level.

om nom nom

I lol’d

om nom nom

I lol’d

“watch out for snakes!”

who said that?

I can’t believe so many people aren’t getting the cutting off joke.

I can’t believe so many people aren’t getting the cutting off joke.

why do you have the FF8 figures i thought you hated that game? haha

anyway great review

It’s great to see another classic Spoony game review.

Keep up the good work :)

It’s great to see another classic Spoony game review.

Keep up the good work :)

““watch out for snakes!”

who said that?”

That’s what we want to know! XD

Nah, it’s from MST3K and the film Eegah.

easily my new favorite spoony review. definitely worth that wait you put us through. keep up the awesome work, man!

easily my new favorite spoony review. definitely worth that wait you put us through. keep up the awesome work, man!

So Harry is switching clothes with a so-called “pimp” who is OBVIOUSLY Michael Jackson from that Genesis Moonwalker game eh? He’s even got the coin and everything. I can see it now, Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry in: Smooth Criminal. Oh yeah, the possibilities are endless.

And uh, what’s a hooker doing with three police badges anyway?

What about the sewer levels in Super Mario Bros? Those were fun.

What about the sewer levels in Super Mario Bros? Those were fun.

Yessss. Brilliant way to start the, um, evening. The Phantasmagoria bit brought back some wonderfully weird memories, and you do a surprisingly good Chester. I’m gonna concur with StR and say that–though I love SWAT–it’s great to see a classic review again :D

Great review as always. Would love to see you actually cover the next level but the joke was worth it.

Great review as always. Would love to see you actually cover the next level but the joke was worth it.

Lol hell yeah i keep chilly dogs in my night stand! Anouther great review spoony!

Why do I hear Journey around 9:35? If it has anything to do with the original Dirty Harry then Ive never seen it.

Loved the review, I was suprised with all the loose wiring from fuse boxes you ran into that you didn’t start keeping a count. All in all, terrible game, great review

Why do I hear Journey around 9:35? If it has anything to do with the original Dirty Harry then Ive never seen it.

Ah, I get the abrupt ending. Nice one.

Ah, I get the abrupt ending. Nice one.

Another fantastic review there Noah, keep it up dude you keep me entertained.

Great ending. Took me a second. Very nice!

Great ending. Took me a second. Very nice!

wow. first of all, thanks for all the updates the past few days Noah. who ever says you dont update enough is a liar and a fool. second, awesome review. this looks like the most frustrating game EVER. even worse than byou billy

Nice review, cool FF8 figures on the shelf, and Why was Journey playing in the background? I don’t have anything against Journey or anything, it is a good song, it just surprised me is all.

Nice review, cool FF8 figures on the shelf, and Why was Journey playing in the background? I don’t have anything against Journey or anything, it is a good song, it just surprised me is all.

Get some rest my friend! Great job! I LOVED it!

Looks like that fan of yours from the forums finally sent you those FF8 toys. I have a bunch from FF7 and FF8. Don’t ask me why since I hate both games.

I liked the reference to TGWTG’s Bum Reviews, but you should’ve included “CHANGE?! Anybody got change?!”

Looks like that fan of yours from the forums finally sent you those FF8 toys. I have a bunch from FF7 and FF8. Don’t ask me why since I hate both games.

I liked the reference to TGWTG’s Bum Reviews, but you should’ve included “CHANGE?! Anybody got change?!”

Yeah, those early movie games were pretty awful. I still have that piece of shit “Wayne’s World” in my collection. I don’t have Dirty Harry, but looking at your review, I doubt I need it.

Good review, keep them up. I like your videos.

I seriously was like “Oh, this is just a normal terrible NES game” until you started talking about the ‘fuck you’ no exit room. Jesus, that whole development team must have been a bunch of pricks.

Great review as always. You do a pretty fantastic impersonation of the bum, too. XD

I seriously was like “Oh, this is just a normal terrible NES game” until you started talking about the ‘fuck you’ no exit room. Jesus, that whole development team must have been a bunch of pricks.

Great review as always. You do a pretty fantastic impersonation of the bum, too. XD

Nah, I don’t think they needed to bother putting ‘Dirty Harry’ in the titles of all the follow-up films. They don’t do it for the James Bond movies, either.

nice loved the joke at the end when you were talking about how the level did’nt end with the boss and then you cut the video at an ackward time ingeniuos

nice loved the joke at the end when you were talking about how the level did’nt end with the boss and then you cut the video at an ackward time ingeniuos

Touche, Mr. Spoonyman.

By the way, that was THE GREATEST IMPRESSION OF THE BUM I’VE SEEN!

An old-fashioned NES review? That was a long time ago we saw one of those from you! As always; very entertaining, Spoony! Really laughed at the Snake and Terminator references ^_^

An old-fashioned NES review? That was a long time ago we saw one of those from you! As always; very entertaining, Spoony! Really laughed at the Snake and Terminator references ^_^

No!!
Snake!?Snaaaaaaaaake!!!
weird ending, didnt get it at first.
Now I wana know how the level 2 is

Nice. I wasn’t expecting a review after you cranked out two SWAT missions. Great stuff!

Nice. I wasn’t expecting a review after you cranked out two SWAT missions. Great stuff!

Good stuff; I hope to see more classic game reviews in the future.

The NES video capture wasn’t great (bad aspect ratio, crappy filter, and mouse cursor on the screen), but it wasn’t that big a deal.

Wen are you going to post more articles?

Wen are you going to post more articles?

Needs less Nostalgia Critic jokes. He repeats his jokes ad-nauseum enough as it is, I don’t know about everyone else but I find NC’s bland repetitive style of humour a pollutant in Spoony’s stuff. You’re witty and a great writer spoony; you don’t need a frizzy wig and a beany hat to be funny.

Needs less nostalgia critic joke, bum reviews = least funny thing on the site

Needs less nostalgia critic joke, bum reviews = least funny thing on the site

You’re the best spoony! Pretty damn good review, you should release stuff more often, can’t get enough of them. ^^

Awesome review! (As usual!)

Awesome review! (As usual!)

I don’t get the ending. Dirty Harry reference?

The sewers kinda look like the pump station in Jurassic Park for the Genesis, don’t they?

OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE GREATEST DIRTY HARRY: THE WAR AGAINST DRUGS REVIEW I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY *LIFE*!

The sewers kinda look like the pump station in Jurassic Park for the Genesis, don’t they?

Ugh, please don’t rip off jokes from the Nostalgia Critic. I’d hate to have to start hating you too.

Ugh, please don’t rip off jokes from the Nostalgia Critic. I’d hate to have to start hating you too.

Ha, good review. Seems like it’s been a while since you actually reviewed a game.

Nice ending too. Took me a minute to get it.

@ spoony: you sir, are the most amazing person i have ever seen in my live!
really, you have talent, and you do something with it…

@ spoony: you sir, are the most amazing person i have ever seen in my live!
really, you have talent, and you do something with it…

That was….abrupt. Anyway, great review.

“Don’t rip of jokes” ? Really, Ed? Anyway, great review. Thanks a lot for this!

“Don’t rip of jokes” ? Really, Ed? Anyway, great review. Thanks a lot for this!

Celebrity golden throats’ William Shatner Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds cover = pure, solid gold

MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like what you did with the ending, very clever.

I like what you did with the ending, very clever.

@ thespoonyone

You got this so wrong. Clint Eastwood is ‘Wolverines’ dad.

Why is John ‘Saturday Night Fever’ Travolta trading clothes with ‘Moonwalker’ Jackson?

It’s a Knightmare!

Button Moon… to follow Mr Spoon…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE

Good vid :)

Nice Rinoa and Sepher figurines. God FF8 will the memory never be forgotten.

Um…Soparanos?

Nice Rinoa and Sepher figurines. God FF8 will the memory never be forgotten.

Nice Spoony,
Now that game is a piece of crap. I thought i was the only one that has ever played that game.
Never made it as far as you did, though. Got stressed out at the wire. then i returned the game and traded it for Low G man. Wish i had your “Happy Pills” then…… or right now even.

Anyway, keep up the good work. Take as much time as you need. Fuck them complainin’ dipshits.

Nice Spoony,
Now that game is a piece of crap. I thought i was the only one that has ever played that game.
Never made it as far as you did, though. Got stressed out at the wire. then i returned the game and traded it for Low G man. Wish i had your “Happy Pills” then…… or right now even.

Anyway, keep up the good work. Take as much time as you need. Fuck them complainin’ dipshits.

What’s with the suddent ending! did this just happen to me? you were just about to say some thing and it all went black and then text came made by spoony etc etc ? anyone else experience this?

Ending happened to me too.

Ending happened to me too.

Niiiiice… clever touch with the ending too.

Oh so it wasnt my PC’s problem it was sudden ending just now weird very weird

That was a pretty awesome review, but seeing the mouse cursor in most of the game clips ruined the “realism” of you actually playing this on a NES. Granted, with controls as bad as those I would go crazy if I didn’t use save states.

Kudos on the MST3K reference at the end as well.

That was a pretty awesome review, but seeing the mouse cursor in most of the game clips ruined the “realism” of you actually playing this on a NES. Granted, with controls as bad as those I would go crazy if I didn’t use save states.

Kudos on the MST3K reference at the end as well.

Those FF8 figures in the background…

Is that a hint of a coming FF8 review with a doll sketch perhaps? Or just a little reminder that you havent forgotten the scourge?

What happened to the rest of the review? Were you mumbling Candle Jack under your breath so he wou

What happened to the rest of the review? Were you mumbling Candle Jack under your breath so he wou

hmmm not your best vid . i hope you not going shit like the avgn :((( but i love ur last years work

The ending has nothing to do with The Sopranos. Yes, I understand that was the same kind of ending, but it was not related to the Sopranos. He was talking about the abrupt ending of the level and reproduced it on the video. You just felt the same as he felt playing the game. :-)

About the references, it was very explicit on the Chest A. Bum part, but I don’t think many people got the AVGN part(at least I didn’t see many comments on that)… the “FUCK… ASS… COCK!!” thing is one of his “trademarks”. It is actually the second rant Spoony does that(first time people didn’t seem to notice as well), and in this rant he actually did it twice.

I noticed Spoony is going thru the phase where he is experimenting things with the character and the editing. I’m not complaining because he is awesome and he does it right. The only thing that bothers me a bit is that he is doing it mostly in the endings, and for some reason I’m missing the great endings he usually delivers, but it’s not a big deal.

But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.

You are great!

DR

The ending has nothing to do with The Sopranos. Yes, I understand that was the same kind of ending, but it was not related to the Sopranos. He was talking about the abrupt ending of the level and reproduced it on the video. You just felt the same as he felt playing the game. :-)

About the references, it was very explicit on the Chest A. Bum part, but I don’t think many people got the AVGN part(at least I didn’t see many comments on that)… the “FUCK… ASS… COCK!!” thing is one of his “trademarks”. It is actually the second rant Spoony does that(first time people didn’t seem to notice as well), and in this rant he actually did it twice.

I noticed Spoony is going thru the phase where he is experimenting things with the character and the editing. I’m not complaining because he is awesome and he does it right. The only thing that bothers me a bit is that he is doing it mostly in the endings, and for some reason I’m missing the great endings he usually delivers, but it’s not a big deal.

But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.

You are great!

DR

Hmm, FFVIII dolls on the shelf there.. A hint at another part to come, perhaps? With how badly the Spoony hates that game I doubt he bought them to admire and cherish forever.

Here’s another entry on the list of NES games I’d never heard of. There’s probably a reason why this one never got much press, huh? Nice work on the parodies, too.

Here’s another entry on the list of NES games I’d never heard of. There’s probably a reason why this one never got much press, huh? Nice work on the parodies, too.

Has anyone else noticed that Dirty Harry’s hair is FUCKING GREEN on the opening screen? What the hell?

I am jarred and unsettled!

dude great review
but that was the worst rip off of the bum I’ve ever seen an i dont even like bum reviews

Spoony A. Bum

Brilliance…pure brilliance. I’m glad you played this game Spoony, as I am a huge fan of Dirty Harry, and mistakenly thought this game would be anywhere as decent as 4 of the 5 movies were (Deadpool sucked).

Great as always ;)

The ending is a reference both to the Sopranos and to the game. The song playing is the same song playing at the end of the Sopranos, buddy.

The mouse pointer didn’t bother me at all. I was having too much fun watching the review and didn’t even notice it. Great stuff yet again. Your impression of the bum was dead on, and the Sopranos ending certainly took me by surprise. Didn’t see that coming, even though the signs were clearly out there. Once again, great stuff man, great stuff.

You went Sopranos on us at the end. =(

I noted the mouse pointer in a single place, I believe, but it was far from distracting. Don’t worry about it!

Also, though I have never ever watched the Sopranos, I picked up on the reference there, as well as the… ironic echo, I suppose, of your description of how the level ended.

Wow, thats a very annoying ending! I won’t be able to sleep tonight! Thank you very much!

But is it more frustrating than Bayou Billy?

Nice Chester A. Bum you did there. Perfect ending as well. Fun review all around.

Oh my god, this is the greatest review I’ve ever seen in my life!!!

That ending got me really confused… What did actually hap-

Spoony bum FTW !!!

Great video, I was waiting for you to do something like this again. Absolutely loved it, maybe only except for the bum part, which reminded me too much of those boring, shitty, annoying bum reviews at TGWTG. :p Anyway, that was good entertainment.

Also, Oldboy kicks ass.

Candlejacked? But he didn’t sa

Think you could have done better Bum editing Noah. And I have gotten tiered of NES rewievs. Please stick to the PC-Sega CD-games in future and make MST3K comments. PLEASE do the X-files game!

Did else notice that during one of the walking scenes the gunshots in the background on the fence spelt out “HAHAHAHAHAHA”?

I believe it was when he came back out of the sewers to the beginning of the level

I haven’t read any other comments but am i the only one to notice Seifer and Rih- Rihno- (can’t spell…fuck it)…A whore Models on Spoony’s shelf?

Dude, great shirt. I had never heard of this game until today, guess thats a good thing

Nice ending, lol :)

I really liked this! I watched it twice already!

Good review, but I didn’t really like the ending. Also, why was Don’t Stop Believing playing in the background at certain parts of the review?
Some sort of reference I’m not getting?

Awesome review in general, I thoroughly enjoyed it, still can’t believe they made a joke room in the game, though.
Anyone tried that shit in this day and age, they’d lose some serious bank.

Also, I’m liking you’re increasing rate of physical/prop/referential humor.

If you use FCEUX to record your footage, you it has an AVI capture option built in. It was the only way I was able to capture duck hunt without seeing the mouse pointer. If you are using camtasia or fraps for recording an NES emulator, I fail to see why.

When it rains it pours I guess, nice to see soo many updates.

I like the FFVIII action figures in the background.

What was up with “Don’t Stop Believin” playing in the background? Did you celebrate Steve Perry Day?

Wow, it IS completely jarring.

Hahaha I remember this game well. Ive actually beat it… oddly the first level is unquestionably the most difficult. There are only 3 anyway. The second and third levels are much more linear and traditional… and a heck of alot shorter… The ending is just stupid. All that happens is…

*SPOILERS*
You see the kingpin… er… anaconda on his hands and knees and a gun pointing at him and you hear harry say “Do you feel lucky, punk?” Well, after that WIlson Fisk reaches for his gun and then… you see the inventory screen. Yes. It opens up… the freaking inventory screen. I assume its to show whether you had any bullets left or not but come on! Why not just show harry splatter his brains on the ground? That woulda been awesome! And nothing happens after the inventory screen! Absolutely nothing! At first I thought I must have done something wrong or it glitched, but no! I went through it to see! That actually IS the ending! *cry!*

Can’t just move the pointer into the corner or something?

I wouldn’t know

Also, I was wondering if this game was a joke, I mean seriously, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

Now that was a thing of beauty. I always liked Spoony’s “speed whining” voice.

Nice to see Kriss Kross (or however you spell it) making a comeback.

Well the game doesn’t look too fair in my opinion. Lot’s of bad design choices, unfair traps, horrible bosses, terrible navigation, and cheap
enemies! The graphics look okay and healing looks kinda funny. (om nom nom XDD) Not to mentions it looks pretty fun to play.
I’d say this game is about below average because of design flaws but its not a horrible game. I respect your opinion and love your
review! XDD

Is that action figure behind you that annoying Final Fantasy character from VII? The Mentos guy? Because it looks like him.

Guys, the ending was intentional. Spoony was just talking about how the game just abruptly petered out and ended, and then his video abruptly just petered out and

@David Ribeiro

“But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.”

Ahahaha… I know just what you mean. You think about forwarding a vid to your friends but then something like the ‘Nerdy Turd’ comes along and kills that idea.

Spoony as chef Gordon Ramsey was damned hilarious though.

Ha! The 2nd Nes game I owned, wish I still had it.

@Dr.Klahn

“Ahahaha… I know just what you mean. You think about forwarding a vid to your friends but then something like the ‘Nerdy Turd’ comes along and kills that idea.”

I couldn’t have said it better! The Nerdy Turd made me fell…. dirty. I didn’t want to be associated with that, so I’ll never forward his videos to anyone. I would forward a rant from Spoony any time, with no shame.

And even when Spoony takes 2 or 3 weeks to post a video, you know it’s going to be gold. AVGN takes 2 weeks every time and sometimes…. gosh.

That’s why I say Spoony IS the best reviewer. Consistency – His quality is always high.

DR

why do you have FF8 toys if you hate it so much>?

Man for a moment there I thought CandleJack was a

FF8 is boring and stupid. Please don’t review it anymore.

when i saw that the video cut you off, i was doing the same thing you did when you killed snake but instead of saying snake i said spoony

“why do you have FF8 toys if you hate it so much>?”

IIRC, someone on the forums mailed them to him as a gift. Guess they got to him ok :P

Wow, Im impressed, extremely good, funny and entertaining review. 5/5.

“What’s with the suddent ending! did this just happen to me? you were just about to say some thing and it all went black and then text came made by spoony etc etc ? anyone else experience this?”

Not the sharpest tack, are we?

Snakes, in your motherfucking game

I remember this game as a kid. It’s why I got a game genie (still could not beat it though)

Yay, now we have a second bum on thatguywiththeglasses! Would’ve been better if it was Chester, but it was still funny! When’s the next FF8 video coming out? I want to see you suffer some more!

More awesomeness from Spoony! I’m finding myself chuckling at the sight of new Spoonyvision videos, that’s how sure I have become that Spoony videos are going to be fun!

Yar. Spoony you bastard. You tricked me, I thought my power went out or something.

Sopranos much?

It’s Nestor C. Bum!

There’s a time and a place to use the “jarring ending”. Unfortunately, nobody has figured out when and where that is. Everyone that tries it just frustrates and pisses off the audience…

For a second there, I thought the video froze. Then I looked at the timer and went “hmm… still going…. must be intentional…”

And after that… Well… I kinda lost interest.

I do see what you mean though about the level ending on a whim like that. That would be kind of weird, especially in a game with bosses.

Bosses always guard the exit! Unless they’re in the middle of the level, then they’re sub-bosses or mini-bosses and they usually give you something vital to continue to move on!

I can’t believe other people have played this shit ass game! And yes, I NEVER knew about that jumping nonsense. Grade A rant, Spoon

I loved it when you went:
SURPRISE!! SHITTY NES GAME =D=D=D
Laughed my ass of on that one.

Dude, why u buy these crappy games? Your just making yourself suffer. And it’s funny too.
And that is one horrible game. Urgh.
But its retro what do ya expect…Cool vid. And ST movie remake thingy is ace. I agree

NES controller and playing with a PC? :))

Ha, classic. When you began to peter off into a bizzare rant (that sounded eerily like Dr. Insano), I couldn’t stop laughing. Those had to be the worst level designs ever. I’m curious to know if you hate games that use “pitfalls” such as lava, bottomless pits, deadly water (that’s clearer than most REAL bodies of water), and swamps. I fucking hate swamps. That shit totally ruined MediEvil for me…

But I digress. I noticed you were using emulation; which is pretty much the best way to get footage (as you said). I use emulators to find new NES games to purchase; or to play games I’ll never get the chance to play/buy. That and I’m working on my own review for a somewhat infamous N64 game.

Looking forward to the next SWAT and Final Fantasy VIII videos! It was also awesome seeing you on the TGWTG 1 Year video.

Oh, I don’t know. The sewers in Silent Hill weren’t too bad.

Holy sh!t…. this is one bad game….. really glad you managed to squeeze out a review out of this one, before going completely insane ;_; But yea, one question bothers me here… what were you about to say about the 2nd level?

Eitherway, maybe you might fix that one day, but as for now, and putting that surprise end aside, it was a great and I really mean GREAT review… :) Very fun to watch and suffer along with you, matey. Hope yer happy pills will still get you back to healthy states :p

You’re greatness <3 (including your appearance in the anniversary video XDDDDDDD)

Hehe, yet another awesome Spoony review.
Also, I enjoy that your reviews / playthroughs are so much longer and covers much more of the games than anyone else.
And regarding the emulator-”issue” : gotta have emu. Gotta have savestates for showing off glitches etc.
AND … get some highres on and filtering right and Zelda suddenly looks a ton better than originally on the NES ;)

Wow, the ending totally confused me at first. I thought there was something wrong with my browser until I realized what you were talking about. Excellent cut Spoony, great review.

Jeeze, a friend had this game. I never even figured out you could set explosives or kick things. How the hell could any kid figure this game out?

God that was a long time ago. One of the worst games I’ve ever actually played.

Loved it and watch out for snakes!

I was the first to watch:)!!

lol Sarcasm is so friggin funny

Is that pimp looking character Michael Jackson after Smooth Criminal?

Emm… anyone else feel that was a little like AVGN

If you’re going to use an emulator, take your mouse of the screen :P

HAHA it’s like a retro AVGN Style of reviewing games XD

Wow I never noticed the mouse or anything

Haha, very funny, you ended it like the Sopranos finale.

I HATED THE SOPRANOS FINALE!

LOL at your Chester A. Bum imitation, that was spot on!

i’m should start keeping a chilly dog in my dresser too

i should start keeping a chilly dog in my dresser too

Wow, I’m glad I never had to play this game. Or, at the very least, I’ve eliminated all memories of it.

i’ve played this before at my friends house a long time ago, played the first level, and as soon as i lost the ability to shoot i turned it off.

Ha that was funny in a old styled way. Reminded me of a Armake21, PlayitBogart review. Or the old Spoony reviews. I liked it, that game was hard to follow though. I would have never got as far as Spoony did even with outside help.

Do more NES reviews! Awesome!

I had to go get a chili dog because of this video. It’s one thing to take a break studying for Finals to watch Spoony. It’s another to have to drive 20 minutes out of the way just to get a Chili Dog at midnight.

Goddamn you Spoony! :3

“Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAKEEE!?” XD

Lol- gawd- That Haha room w/ that guy. That was really evil. >__>

Yeay- Oldboy (that is a wonderfully sick, twisted movie). =D

lawl- Spoony Bum.

So.. Is anybody else surprised to see the FFVIII action figures on Spoony’s bookshelf behind him?

Now why on earth do you have FF8 figures?

First, nice Sopranos reference i.e. the mid sentence end. Second, down with Make My Video on the Sega CD.

Awesome!!

why the hell do you have Final Fantasy VIII figures?

Wow you eneded that episode like the series finale of The Sapronos

Damn, this is well done. The review was really solid, and nice ending to boot!

Haha great phantasmagoria 2 reference, your lets play of it was great and so was this.

I love how in old 80′s games you have to break stuff to find food. Hey theres a wooden crate I’ll just break it an.. well hey look at that a ham, I’ll just eat this ham from this crate. Mmmmm crate ham.

I think my favorite part of this review is “SURPRISE! SHITTY NES GAME!”

The graphics, the circular logic in item retrieval (items with the sole purpose of getting you more items) and the nonsensical level progression sort of reminds me of the Mad Max NES game. I used to own that and that game bites it hard.

On the running about in the sewer, shouldn’t harry eventually end in a brown suit after running about the sewer so much? :D

OMG it’s chester A. Bum’s veteran cousin lol

yay, ff8 figures!

What was with that Lucy in the Sky song? Where is it from?

The song is one of the many famous Beatles songs

Lol, the password for the second level is “Misty”. = D

You mean like from pokemon? Does that mean there are a shit ton of bugs or something there?

I know Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is a Beatles song, I just never heard it that way.

Movie based video games have always sucked?!

Hey Spoony great job on the review a good laugh

Best lines of this video:
“Surprise shitty NES game!”
“No, you idiot, you need a white suit! Go jump in front of a pimp and he’ll give you a white suit ya fuckin’ moron!”
“Who the fuck was that?!”
“Someone tell me what the fuck I did right!”

pimp=Micheal Jackson!!!! XD

There were actually a lot of NES games like this back in the day. I guess the design philosophy was that no one should ever be able to beat your game without playing it obsessively for weeks at a time. Beating a video game was reserved for the super elite. It did make actually beating a game all the more meaningful but at the same time it completely alienated casual gamers.

Also Spoony completely missed an opportunity with a reference for shooting the snakes…

Little Bill: *Takes Munny’s gun* “What’s this for, snakes and such?”
William Munny(Clint Eastwood): “Yeah…”

lol during the gameplay i saw a mouse pointer and it wasn’t mine.lol but nice review

I love the part with Solid Snake. And the “GOD FUCK!” right before it.

I love this review, but couldn’t help but notice, were you listening to journey whilst recording the segments infront of the camera?

waiiiit a second!!

are…are those seifer, ranowa and squall dolls in the background?!?!? no.. NO that’s not true! that’s impossible!

Yep, I have got this game,and it does suck.

You think the cars are an obscure reference? How ’bout “Play Misty for Me”?
Chester A. Bum sure has had a lot of relatives popping up over the last few months.

Oh, god damn it. That’s why I hate the sopranos. Who wants to listen to someone only for them to cut out in mid sent-

Took me a second or two to get the ending joke but then hilarity ensued.

are you gonna continue the review?

he probay ended it after he said level 2 because its the same damn thing all over again.

it called war against drugs because thats what its call on the PAL version, also the ff8 doll in the backround is fan donated

One of your best reviews ever xD you should capture gameplay, show it and shout at it more often on other reviews xD like samurai zombie nation, bayou billy and the robin hood game

yeah, great review! really like your rants where you actually show footage of the game itself and not just talk about it :) dirty dancing was the best so far, lmao!

lol that game sucked when i played it

journylol

I hear “Dont Stop Believing” in the background!

Great Review!!!!!! Spoony one u are amazing!

I have really good sex moves, that I learned in China.

Clever ending. :)

can someone explain to what Dirty Harry had to do with the Sopranos ending? And I think dirty Harry look alot like Johnny Cage

can someone explain to me what Dirty Harry had to do with the Sopranos ending? And I think dirty Harry looks alot like Johnny Cage

soo.. didja finish the chilli dog?

THIS.IS.DIRTH.HARRY!!!!.AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

is my cpu the only one that ends the review at 22:11

This is my favorite Spoonyone review. I love the Solid Snake cameo and the old Kriss Kross reference. Spoony’s the man!

I find it kinda funny just how many people see the ending as a Sopranos’ reference. I mean, yeah, it’s the same thing, but that’s also how the first stage ended. It went on for a bit after the boss, then BAM, all over.

“Go find a pimp and jump up and down in front of him” is, in all honesty, my single favorite line in all of your videos ever. Just hearing it makes me laugh hysterically no matter what kind of mood I’m in. Spoony, if you at any time recieve a late Christmas gift from me, it’s mostly a thank you for that one line.

Seeing Spoony dance to Kriss Krosses – Jump always puts a smile on my face.

This is one of my favorite reviews but i so dearly hope he will finish the review sometime… :P

those graphics look pretty good for a nes

hell yeah, journey playing in the background

“SURPRISE! Shitty NES game!!!” hahahaha I haven't seen some of these newer reviews since they came out. I watch his really old stuff on youtube still fairly often, but the past few months I've been going through his videos again here and now commenting. Spoony/Noah rocks, but we all know that anyway.

“no wonder everyone wants this guy dead. He runs in and wrecks your goddamn house!”

Does the fact that the same exact song as the Sopranos ending is playing in the background, and that this was released shortly after The Sopranos ended help make the connection?

Think about what Spoony was saying just before the video ended.

The review is over and he's not going back to it. The sudden ending was a joke.

Which is more confusing, this, or Pumpkinghead's revenge?
nice ending btw :)

22 11 is the number on harry's police star

what happened to level two
he started on level two and the video ended

One: Spoony, thank you for this review. Yes, it brought back many many horrible memories– when I was growing up, I had an NES with the Power Pad combo, so I had SMB1, Duck Hunt, and World Class Track Meet (it took 2 minutes before my mom made us kids play Nintendo in the basement because of the rapid thumping from the last one). We also had Karnov (which is definitely a game to review because of its weirdness) and Dirty Harry.

While Karnov was hard as balls, it was still fun. Dirty Harry, however, was masochism defined. You laid out everything far better than I ever could.

Two: As for the folks wondering what happened to Level 2? Well, I can't blame Spoony for not going on. If you've never played this game, you've only had a sample of the PAIN this game is. But Level 2 is actually incredibly short, especially compared to Level 1.

For those interested, the game itself is only 3 stages. Level 2 is the shortest and most pointless, and was clearly added as padding. The only “good” thing about it is getting the harpoon gun (because it takes place on a dock or something).

So, the password for level 2 is “Misty”, as in the Eastwood movie “Play Misty For Me”, that's a weird bit of trivia.

oh I get it the first level cuts off abruptly, and so does the end of the review. thats pretty clever spoony

The ending was kinda weird, and scared me shitless.

it was because he ran out of ideas, like the developers :P

The bullet proof vest looks like Andrew Dice’s vest.

Or maybe you could get a PC that works properly

Are you gonna ever finish this game?
i mean now you have FFX, Ultima, Nightmare (if you ever do that) and several other series, but are you gionna ever do thwe rest of the levels for this game?

Indeed, quite phenomenal. But really, this is my favorite of your reviews. Phantasmagoria is awesome too, but it’s too long for a quick pick-me-up.

love you for mentioning oldboy

it would have been perfect to start playing billie jean at 8:35

Damn Nintendo really raped these movie franchises huh? Thanks GOD they learned…oh no wait they NEVER DID!!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!

first video of yours I watched and I have to say your voice makes me want to shove broken glass in my ears to save them from the pain of ever experiencing so annoying ever again but other than that it was a pretty good game review… haha just kidding. you are an awful reviewer as well.

Try using the ‘Print Screen’ button on your keyboard, it captures everything on your screen without the mouse cursor. Just don’t pull down any menues. Then past it in Paint and save it as a .bmp or a .jpeg

Try using the ‘Print Screen’ button on your keyboard, it captures everything on your screen without the mouse cursor. Just don’t pull down any menues. Then paste it in Paint and save it as a .bmp or a .jpeg