Forever ever? =(

Forever ever? =(

Ok, so Walken’s character is the worst fictional detective I’ve ever seen.

He only narrowly edges out that cop from Plan 9 who’d adjust his hat and point at stuff with his gun.

Incidentally, why is the talky icon Morte from Planescape??

Incidentally, why is the talky icon Morte from Planescape??

Lovin’ it, keep it up Spoony. Good luck on another long long riff series. ^.^

dont leave us spoony T-T so some sparkly twats won Mtv awards. its mtv. no one watches mtv anymore anyway so its like they won nothing. like how it should be.

dont leave us spoony T-T so some sparkly twats won Mtv awards. its mtv. no one watches mtv anymore anyway so its like they won nothing. like how it should be.

Oh I get it.

Play Phantasmagoria.
Riff the Ripper.
Pffft, what’s next?
Let’s Dive into Dragon’s Lair?
Let’s Titillate Time Gal?
Let’s Queef on Quantum Gate?

… I’d still watch them, I’m just saying I’d notice the pattern. <_<

Where is Trevor ? I miss that guy and his sweet potato story.
Anyway I hope the Ripper can live up to my expectation.
But it will never beat the godly game that phantasmagoria is.

Good one Spoony. Thanks.

Where is Trevor ? I miss that guy and his sweet potato story.
Anyway I hope the Ripper can live up to my expectation.
But it will never beat the godly game that phantasmagoria is.

One of the characters in the game, Curtis’ best friend Trevor, is openly gay, and it is later revealed Curtis harbors feelings for him, leading to a thwarted (and long foreshadowed) kiss between the two late in the game…..

Taken from Wikipedia…. Where was that scene in the review

Crazyness. How’d they get Walken to do this?

One of the characters in the game, Curtis’ best friend Trevor, is openly gay, and it is later revealed Curtis harbors feelings for him, leading to a thwarted (and long foreshadowed) kiss between the two late in the game…..

Taken from Wikipedia…. Where was that scene in the review

“Ok, so Walken’s character is the worst fictional detective I’ve ever seen.”

My money’s still on that detective from Phantasmagoria II. Hell, if it had been a better story all the signs of her incompetence would’ve led me to conclude SHE was the one behind it all.

“Ok, so Walken’s character is the worst fictional detective I’ve ever seen.”

My money’s still on that detective from Phantasmagoria II. Hell, if it had been a better story all the signs of her incompetence would’ve led me to conclude SHE was the one behind it all.

If you quit what website will I check everyday when I go to the computer? :(

Spoony, I swear to GOD!!!, if you really are quitting, I will rip out your larynx, tie it around your dick, set them both on fire,
cut your balls off, shove one down your throat and the other up your ass, gut you, stuff you, and MOUNT YOU ON MY WALL!!!

In other words, I’ll be very sad.

ps I’m kidding of course.

Spoony, I swear to GOD!!!, if you really are quitting, I will rip out your larynx, tie it around your dick, set them both on fire,
cut your balls off, shove one down your throat and the other up your ass, gut you, stuff you, and MOUNT YOU ON MY WALL!!!

In other words, I’ll be very sad.

ps I’m kidding of course.

This guy…is unFUCKing believable

Stupidest PDA I’ve ever seen and I think I heard a sound every time you put right the mug piece. Oh and who would of thought the Ripper is the Green Goblin.

Stupidest PDA I’ve ever seen and I think I heard a sound every time you put right the mug piece. Oh and who would of thought the Ripper is the Green Goblin.

The Susan Boyle reference was hilarious, in the UK she’s in the news and in the newspapers every day.
Great intro Spoony!

Don’t quit becouse twiligt won 5 MTV awards that look like yellow crap… by the way great video and intro update spoony!

Don’t quit becouse twiligt won 5 MTV awards that look like yellow crap… by the way great video and intro update spoony!

WIN!!!111

That was a nice surprise to see that one on your site today :D Can’t wait for the next part

haha, Walken is hilarious!

I’m shocked to say this game actually looks passable, looking forward to the rest.

And everyone; Spoony’s quitting comments are clearly in jest. This guy is un-fucking-believable.

haha, Walken is hilarious!

Cool video. I’m looking forward to the next episode.

Cool video. I’m looking forward to the next episode.

Is that old detective around the 9 minute mark the old hobo watching VR porn from JM?

If I had a dollar for everytime I said I quit, I would have enough money to quit my job. I can’t believe some people actually think he is quitting. Oh well, great video as always sir. Too bad they don’t give out Oscars for game acting, Walken would win.

I gotta admit, Ripper actually looks decent. Also, Walken gets a bitch-slap around Act III and starts being a better actor.

Well… other than at the end… ‘I’M A COP.’

Also, ‘dis guy is un-fucking-believable’ should be a T-shirt.

I gotta admit, Ripper actually looks decent. Also, Walken gets a bitch-slap around Act III and starts being a better actor.

Well… other than at the end… ‘I’M A COP.’

Also, ‘dis guy is un-fucking-believable’ should be a T-shirt.

MOAR Ripper!

Is it just me or does our protagonist look like a short haired version of that twat off Nickelback?

Is it just me or does our protagonist look like a short haired version of that twat off Nickelback?

WINDOWS ENDURES FOREVER!!!

I’m seeing something… Is it? No… But this looks amazing. I never had a game like this when i was a kid. But looking at this stuff makes me wonder if there have ever been more of this made. I think yeah. But getting some known actors may not be the most smartest thing to do. I mean, many of the new thinks that come these days are often given to the A ones with little them being something we’re not. What? They get stuff easy, and i want it too. But sometimes it’s beat to give it to those we all like. Christofer Walken, we all like you. Now because you have a little to, the same acting over and over and over and over again. But that you look and act funny. And also when you talk. Wait you’re not here. Well i hope see more of this. This shit looks fucking good. Not that i want to fuck it, but lets just hope to see more of this, that’s all. Shit! I’m gonna get fuck for this. Unfucking believable!

I’m seeing something… Is it? No… But this looks amazing. I never had a game like this when i was a kid. But looking at this stuff makes me wonder if there have ever been more of this made. I think yeah. But getting some known actors may not be the most smartest thing to do. I mean, many of the new thinks that come these days are often given to the A ones with little them being something we’re not. What? They get stuff easy, and i want it too. But sometimes it’s beat to give it to those we all like. Christofer Walken, we all like you. Now because you have a little to, the same acting over and over and over and over again. But that you look and act funny. And also when you talk. Wait you’re not here. Well i hope see more of this. This shit looks fucking good. Not that i want to fuck it, but lets just hope to see more of this, that’s all. Shit! I’m gonna get fuck for this. Unfucking believable!

Walken? WALKEN?
I don’t care how bad his acting is, it’s Christopher Walken, he rocks this game.

And you all know that Spoony was just kidding, right?

Sweeeet, wasn’t expecting to see this up so soon after you announced it!

Mahiar: Other games like this? Sure, there are loads, just check out Spoonys Lets Play of Phantasmagoria 2 right here on this very site!

Sweeeet, wasn’t expecting to see this up so soon after you announced it!

Mahiar: Other games like this? Sure, there are loads, just check out Spoonys Lets Play of Phantasmagoria 2 right here on this very site!

Great work! It was awesome!

nice work Noah, whens the next one done?

nice work Noah, whens the next one done?

Ah ah ah. You can’t quit Spoony. You put in your video “to be continued”. When you do that, you have to put up another video of it. :P
Hmmm…but with the end of the world coming and all, you might not have time to put it up;
*feiges anger* Well, how convenient is that for you!

Been waiting for this since I loved the phantasmogoria 2 riff, ‘oh this a picture me when I went to see matrix revolutions’ I just lost it. Your so funny man.

Been waiting for this since I loved the phantasmogoria 2 riff, ‘oh this a picture me when I went to see matrix revolutions’ I just lost it. Your so funny man.

You’ve got to stop impersonating Walken’s delivery, man….I couldn’t breathe there for a while, so funny.
Great stuff man, love these play through’s, would like to see the first Phantasmagoria at some point.

Spoony, you are indeed the MAYUN. Thank you.

Spoony, you are indeed the MAYUN. Thank you.

For an FMV adventure, Ripper is surprisingly polished and epic in scope. I think I’m going to like this Let’s Play series a lot.

Keep it up, o Spoony one, an excellent start.

Good work Noah very good

and if you really are finished with vids i wanna say thank you for your time and effort its been a lota fun

Good work Noah very good

and if you really are finished with vids i wanna say thank you for your time and effort its been a lota fun

No, Spoony, YOU are un-fucking-believable…in the best possible way.

“i’m waiting for the NOOOOOOO!”
“FUCK!”
xD

“i’m waiting for the NOOOOOOO!”
“FUCK!”
xD

This is shaping up to be as good as Phantasmagoria or even better, keep up the good work and know that I will be watching your site daily for updates!

Meh, don’t quit. I adore your work.
You’d be un-fucking-believable too, if you’d let you fans behind because of Twi-fucking-light.

Good work, Spoony! I agree with #41.

Meh, don’t quit. I adore your work.
You’d be un-fucking-believable too, if you’d let you fans behind because of Twi-fucking-light.

Good work, Spoony! I agree with #41.

nooo dont quit youre awesome:,(

Oh! If I’m not mistaken here is a guy version of Spoony from Phantasmagoria playing the main character!! :D A popular person, I suppose, if I can see him in every bloody game. Spoony, I believe in you! Don’t give way to warm alcholic coma – be with us and make smiling. So.. The begining of the game seems to me to be “intriguing” and I will be waiting for the next parts of review of THE RIPPER OF THE FUTURE! :D

This is pretty fucking good. Needs more Walken.

This is pretty fucking good. Needs more Walken.

Very good video

dont quit man we need you

You cant quit! You are the voice of reason, the guy pissing in the mainstream. The Internet…Nah, not only the internet but all of human kind needs you!
If you quit Im coming over to your house tie you and Burton to a chair and make you watch Twilight until your eyes start to bleed….srsly Im not kidding.

Is Knopf really pronounced Ka-nopf? You don’t say Ka-nock.

Is Knopf really pronounced Ka-nopf? You don’t say Ka-nock.

Oh, this is going to be classic.

I loved the Bubba Ho-Tep reference.

This could be the beginning of a fine friendship….
Between the Hetacomb and the Ripper of course.

Hetacomb: Curtis!!!
Ripper: Quinland!
Hetacomb: Hey, i’m the extra dimensional creature here, buzz off!
Ripper: bite me, my green deforming head is carier then you!
Hetacom:b no it isn’t! DIE!!! -uses cut off lady’s head-
Ripper: Mwahahaha, dont you fear the Ripper?! -cuts the Hetacomb open in a straihgt line-
Hetacomb: Well….beats getting my ass handed to me by flashbacks…

Hmm….maybe not.

This could be the beginning of a fine friendship….
Between the Hetacomb and the Ripper of course.

Hetacomb: Curtis!!!
Ripper: Quinland!
Hetacomb: Hey, i’m the extra dimensional creature here, buzz off!
Ripper: bite me, my green deforming head is carier then you!
Hetacom:b no it isn’t! DIE!!! -uses cut off lady’s head-
Ripper: Mwahahaha, dont you fear the Ripper?! -cuts the Hetacomb open in a straihgt line-
Hetacomb: Well….beats getting my ass handed to me by flashbacks…

Hmm….maybe not.

Mystery science theater 3000 had a pretty big impact on you didn’t it? I don’t know where you find the time to make all these videos but keep it up

Keep it up!!! I’ll be looking daily

Keep it up!!! I’ll be looking daily

I hope at the end of the playthrough you make your own short version of the game with all the characters played by you just like in PHANTASMAGORIAAAA!

I love songs about the upside of death!

I love songs about the upside of death!

holy motherfucker did i just crack to the “mugshot”-punch line :’DDDD

i’m gonna hit on chicks with that shit!

Aw man I knew you’d make one of my favorite FMV games a hilarious experience for me. I cannot WAIT for more on this one, awesome job Spoony!

Aw man I knew you’d make one of my favorite FMV games a hilarious experience for me. I cannot WAIT for more on this one, awesome job Spoony!

I love these, do you thing spoony!

This looks like it’ll be better than Phantasmagoria keep up the awesome vids Spoony

This looks like the start of another great adventure. Oh, and I don’t think I can see the whole screen, some stuff looks like it’s cut off.

This looks like it’ll be better than Phantasmagoria keep up the awesome vids Spoony

Chistopher Walken in HELL, FMV HELL!!!!!!!

Chistopher Walken in HELL, FMV HELL!!!!!!!

I like the cameo by John F. Kennedy!

need moar!!!

pd: spoony, if you quit I going to smash mi balls with a hammer!. spoony think in all the hammered smashed balls that you may cause in the world.

need moar!!!

pd: spoony, if you quit I going to smash mi balls with a hammer!. spoony think in all the hammered smashed balls that you may cause in the world.

Needs more cowbell.

This is going to be awesome, keep em’ up!
The protagonist looks a little like Colin Farrell with a gay haircut, i think…

This is going to be awesome, keep em’ up!
The protagonist looks a little like Colin Farrell with a gay haircut, i think…

Thiz guyyy… iz un-fuckin’-beliefable.

This promises to be another spoonful (or should that be SPOONY-FULL?! BWHAHAHAHA!) of genius. I’m looking forward to the next instalment.

Oh my god! This is going to be godly…. I’m so fucking happy there’s a new Phantasmagoria 2-esque series, you have no idea. Me and my friend just spent a whole day watching ALL of the phantasmagoria 2 videos for like the 5th time, in anticipation of this…. Dude, you seriously rock. Now, Spoony, I’m the straightest man you’ll ever meet, I have a gorgeous girlfriend and we love eachother very much, but I gotta say, if I was to ever get a man crush on somebody, IT’D BE ON YOU!! lol, don’t worry, as long as you keep releasing Ripper videos, IT WON’T COME TO THAT! MWAHAHAHA! Seriously, though man, this is awesome. I got a fever! And the only prescription, is MORE COWBELL!

Oh my god! This is going to be godly…. I’m so fucking happy there’s a new Phantasmagoria 2-esque series, you have no idea. Me and my friend just spent a whole day watching ALL of the phantasmagoria 2 videos for like the 5th time, in anticipation of this…. Dude, you seriously rock. Now, Spoony, I’m the straightest man you’ll ever meet, I have a gorgeous girlfriend and we love eachother very much, but I gotta say, if I was to ever get a man crush on somebody, IT’D BE ON YOU!! lol, don’t worry, as long as you keep releasing Ripper videos, IT WON’T COME TO THAT! MWAHAHAHA! Seriously, though man, this is awesome. I got a fever! And the only prescription, is MORE COWBELL!

Dude, please come out of retirement. Just because Twilight won on the MTV Movie Awards, doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world. Who cares what MTV thinks?

Besides, I don’t want Dr. Insano to disappear. :(

Is that freaking James Rolfe dancing crazy with Spoony in the intro?!

Other than that, I’m really looking forward to this series. I love the Let’s Play stuff.

Is that freaking James Rolfe dancing crazy with Spoony in the intro?!

Other than that, I’m really looking forward to this series. I love the Let’s Play stuff.

I love how it seems Walken doesn’t know how his own lines will end when he’s delivering them, its almost as if hes reading the script for the first time off of que cards. Great vid spoony, hope to see you suffer through the rest of this game.

Hehe I remember playing this way, way back. Very cool concept. Just a lot of annoying disc juggling.

And gotta love Walken. One of my fave actors ever.

Hehe I remember playing this way, way back. Very cool concept. Just a lot of annoying disc juggling.

And gotta love Walken. One of my fave actors ever.

Nobody riffs better than The Spoony One! It’s only the Prologue, and it wasn’t that long, but boy is it funny!

And that totally IS James dancing with Spoony in the intro. How…foreshadowy…

Holy crap on a cracker!!! I’ve been watching and reading your reviews ever since Bayou Billy (Fuck that game… straight to hell) and love every one of them, but this is the first time I’ve felt the need to comment…

YOU KNOW WHO DED BOB IS!!!!!!! That made my freakin’ day, man!!!!!!

Holy crap on a cracker!!! I’ve been watching and reading your reviews ever since Bayou Billy (Fuck that game… straight to hell) and love every one of them, but this is the first time I’ve felt the need to comment…

YOU KNOW WHO DED BOB IS!!!!!!! That made my freakin’ day, man!!!!!!

Dude, you’re not really quitting, are you? Since when was MTV relevant to ANYBODY?

Keep the FMV Hell coming!

Dude, you’re not really quitting, are you? Since when was MTV relevant to ANYBODY?

Keep the FMV Hell coming!

Whatever happend to selective Amnesia…? Don’t just stop like this… as Marcus Phenix would have said “Fight though the pain!!!”

Hey Quilan, Nicholas Cage just called and he wants his hair back. :D

Hey Quilan, Nicholas Cage just called and he wants his hair back. :D

Quinlan, not quilan. Damn typos.

THIS CASE HAS ME RATTLED MAGNARA!

Priceless

THIS CASE HAS ME RATTLED MAGNARA!

Priceless

This GUYUY!

Come come now Spoony, people project emotions on all kinds of things. If you got to blame it on something, don’t blame it on the rain.

Come come now Spoony, people project emotions on all kinds of things. If you got to blame it on something, don’t blame it on the rain.

it feels like Phantasmagoria…and thats awesome…i really look forward to see the Ripper! :)

it feels like Phantasmagoria…and thats awesome…i really look forward to see the Ripper! :)

Five minutes in and I’m pretty sure I figured out the ending. The ripper is in the computer, right? Maybe even from the library (where they would keep info on Jack the Ripper)? The Matrix face at the beginning gave us a huge clue.

Five minutes in and I’m pretty sure I figured out the ending. The ripper is in the computer, right? Maybe even from the library (where they would keep info on Jack the Ripper)? The Matrix face at the beginning gave us a huge clue.

Love your stuff…

If you’ve quit, though, please let potential donors know so they don’t support somethings that’s over. :`(

Love your stuff…

If you’ve quit, though, please let potential donors know so they don’t support somethings that’s over. :`(

They should have totally used this song as a intro to this game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2NomJuAkoA
*New new new new new new ne neeeeeeeew*

They should have totally used this song as a intro to this game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2NomJuAkoA
*New new new new new new ne neeeeeeeew*

Good lord, it’s unfuckingbelievable how bad the acting is in this thing. Can’t wait for the next part xD

I’m delighted to hear that you’ll be taking on Ripper. I played this game years ago and enjoyed it. I hope you will too. =3
Cheers, Spoony!

I’m delighted to hear that you’ll be taking on Ripper. I played this game years ago and enjoyed it. I hope you will too. =3
Cheers, Spoony!

“this guy… unfucking believable.”

that cracks me up so much.

spoony, you can’t leave -_-;

who will battle out all the new crappy games and movies?!

“this guy… unfucking believable.”

that cracks me up so much.

spoony, you can’t leave -_-;

who will battle out all the new crappy games and movies?!

Christopher Walken looks like he really doesn’t want to be in this game. That’s why he’s doing such a shitty job of acting.

I have a fever… and the only prescription… is more Let’s Riff on Ripper!!!

I have a fever… and the only prescription… is more Let’s Riff on Ripper!!!

Don’t quit yet Spoony. You have me doing endless Walken impressions.

Don’t quit yet Spoony. You have me doing endless Walken impressions.

I like the end! XDD “FUCK!!!”

Don’t quit yet Spoony. You have me doing endless Walken impressions.

“Whoever did this is beyond madness.”
“Beyond SPARTA!”
Beyond Thunderdome!
(Starring Mel Gibson)

“Whoever did this is beyond madness.”
“Beyond SPARTA!”
Beyond Thunderdome!
(Starring Mel Gibson)

I’m going to take a wild guess because I’ve never played this game before and say that Christopher Walken is The Ripper. I dunno, the way everything is set up and all just makes it seem really obvious.

I’m going to take a wild guess because I’ve never played this game before and say that Christopher Walken is The Ripper. I dunno, the way everything is set up and all just makes it seem really obvious.

dude you the best reviewer, out there seriously though don’t quit these videos make me shit myself with laughter.

Djis guyee, is un-focking believable.

Djis guyee, is un-focking believable.

Riffing bad video games instead of movies, good stuff. Got Rifftrax and Spoony for my mystie fix.

Noo you can’t Spoony! You’re like a beacon of light in the darkness!

Noo you can’t Spoony! You’re like a beacon of light in the darkness!

^^ EDIT: *you can’t QUIT*

^^ EDIT: *you can’t QUIT*

Please do not quit, I love watching your videos. I love hearing your funny humor. I love seeing really really old games that don’t even work. I like hearing your opinion. I wish you continue on spreading what you do best, entertaining, informing, and putting a smile on my face.

Please do not quit, I love watching your videos. I love hearing your funny humor. I love seeing really really old games that don’t even work. I like hearing your opinion. I wish you continue on spreading what you do best, entertaining, informing, and putting a smile on my face.

Great video as allways.
Please for the love of all the holy do not quit.

Great video as allways.
Please for the love of all the holy do not quit.

Yeah now were talking another obscure interactive novel type game to make fun of. This should be far more entertaining than SWAT.

Hey, man. Thanks for all your hard work.

Spoony, you’re a friggin’ cock-tease.

Love Ripper, still have a boxed copy laying around. Can’t wait to see more!

Spoony, you’re a friggin’ cock-tease.

Love Ripper, still have a boxed copy laying around. Can’t wait to see more!

he isn’t actually quitting you retards. it’s a joke. look at his other post.

he isn’t actually quitting you retards. it’s a joke. look at his other post.

Now I can’t help but wonder if Walken did the whole SNL cowbell skit as some form of therapy to get over doing Ripper…

Now I can’t help but wonder if Walken did the whole SNL cowbell skit as some form of therapy to get over doing Ripper…

You’ve got to hand it to Christopher Walken, he really, really likes acting. I mean, look at his resume. I don’t think he’s turned out a role in his life. (same for Ben Kingsley).

What I like about these Let’s Plays, is, as well as being funny and entertaining, they allow us the chance for us who never got the chance to play these games what they were like, as well as preserving them for the future.

You’ve got to hand it to Christopher Walken, he really, really likes acting. I mean, look at his resume. I don’t think he’s turned out a role in his life. (same for Ben Kingsley).

What I like about these Let’s Plays, is, as well as being funny and entertaining, they allow us the chance for us who never got the chance to play these games what they were like, as well as preserving them for the future.

It’s weird hearing someone call my first name (Quinlan) and a guy answers…

It’s weird hearing someone call my first name (Quinlan) and a guy answers…

Jeez I thought Walken was a good actor. Guess I was wrong.

Jeez I thought Walken was a good actor. Guess I was wrong.

I played through this game in 1998 or thereabouts…as far as these types of games go, IMO, it was actually one of the better ones. I am so glad you chose this one! Yeah, the cheese factor is high, but the puzzles are actually halfway decent (unlike a lot of Phantasmagoria), and I must admit with some degree of embarrassment that, playing this game late at night in the dark, I got scared during some parts of it. :-)

I played through this game in 1998 or thereabouts…as far as these types of games go, IMO, it was actually one of the better ones. I am so glad you chose this one! Yeah, the cheese factor is high, but the puzzles are actually halfway decent (unlike a lot of Phantasmagoria), and I must admit with some degree of embarrassment that, playing this game late at night in the dark, I got scared during some parts of it. :-)

That was great, by far the best FMV Hell video ever. And your quitting.

…oh, and yeah…for all you guys guessing who the Ripper is, it is randomized for each new game. It could be any of the main characters…I guess for replayability, but I have to wonder how much unique content is revealed as a result of the identity being one over another. If I recall correctly, though, they set it up throughout the game as wide open — in other words, they drop anvil-like clues that hey, it could be ANY OF THESE PEOPLE, and only at the *very* end of the game is there anything specifically related to who the Ripper actually is.

Anyway…it actually was a fun game to play through. I believe that I had to consult some online cheats/help, though, towards the end.

A little preview of coming attractions: you’ll get sick of hearing the words “Wofford Well.” That is all. :-)

…oh, and yeah…for all you guys guessing who the Ripper is, it is randomized for each new game. It could be any of the main characters…I guess for replayability, but I have to wonder how much unique content is revealed as a result of the identity being one over another. If I recall correctly, though, they set it up throughout the game as wide open — in other words, they drop anvil-like clues that hey, it could be ANY OF THESE PEOPLE, and only at the *very* end of the game is there anything specifically related to who the Ripper actually is.

Anyway…it actually was a fun game to play through. I believe that I had to consult some online cheats/help, though, towards the end.

A little preview of coming attractions: you’ll get sick of hearing the words “Wofford Well.” That is all. :-)

you hearing that the ripper is random each time i kinda hope its christopher walken for spoony that would end being really funny

good job. cant wait for the next one

good job. cant wait for the next one

Cristopher Walken? In a game?

Is this the new Milo project but for geeks?

One can only dream?

Cristopher Walken? In a game?

Is this the new Milo project but for geeks?

One can only dream?

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more SPOONY!

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more SPOONY!

Why is the photographer wearing a nazi combat award around his neck? I mean granted he’s old, but if this is 2040 I don’t think he could have even invaded Norway as sperm to get that award.

Still I suppose hiring people who wear World War II medals from the losing side, as decorations is perfectly normal for the police department. After all, they’ve got Walken’s brand of evidence gathering known as “steal the cup then break it when someone notices” as well. :-)

Why is the photographer wearing a nazi combat award around his neck? I mean granted he’s old, but if this is 2040 I don’t think he could have even invaded Norway as sperm to get that award.

Still I suppose hiring people who wear World War II medals from the losing side, as decorations is perfectly normal for the police department. After all, they’ve got Walken’s brand of evidence gathering known as “steal the cup then break it when someone notices” as well. :-)

“I instantly got the plague!” Was that a Y-The last Man reference?

“I instantly got the plague!” Was that a Y-The last Man reference?

Hey don’t call Ossie Davis a has been. He was in Bubba Ho–tep as the black JFK. But, more importantly, he read the fucking eulogy at Malcolm X’s funeral! I’m no civil rights martyr or anything like that, but damn that’s a strong thing to have on your resume, in my humble opinion. That and Bubba Ho-Tep.

Hey don’t call Ossie Davis a has been. He was in Bubba Ho–tep as the black JFK. But, more importantly, he read the fucking eulogy at Malcolm X’s funeral! I’m no civil rights martyr or anything like that, but damn that’s a strong thing to have on your resume, in my humble opinion. That and Bubba Ho-Tep.

Chris, that’s what makes him a has been, what has he done lately?

Chris, that’s what makes him a has been, what has he done lately?

@wes – He’s been dead since since February 4th, 2005. :(

@wes – He’s been dead since since February 4th, 2005. :(

“I guess we’re winding up to a big old NOOOOOOO!!
-FUCK!!!
-That works too I guess..”
Hilarious, you will be missed for sure if you really quit. :/

“I guess we’re winding up to a big old NOOOOOOO!!
-FUCK!!!
-That works too I guess..”
Hilarious, you will be missed for sure if you really quit. :/

hey quinlin it is wolf from 10th kingdom

hey quinlin it is wolf from 10th kingdom

Holy shit, Giygas is the ripper?? O_O

Holy shit, Giygas is the ripper?? O_O

YEAH! Finally Spoonman’s riffing again=)

“As far as i know, he left us with one witness and she’s feeling a little fragmented at the moment.”
That line cracked me up! The rhythm is so weird…even by Walken standards! Can’t wait for the next part!

Lol, the black newspaper guy looks like CEO Nwabudike Morgan.

Lol, the black newspaper guy looks like CEO Nwabudike Morgan.

I’m always somehow amazed at just how stupid women can be in the horror genre. “I’ll tell you later” DEAD.

I’m always somehow amazed at just how stupid women can be in the horror genre. “I’ll tell you later” DEAD.

no way youre really quitting. post about the joke being over, please.

no way youre really quitting. post about the joke being over, please.

Wow, you can apparently talk to a green Giygas on your communicator.

Oh for Christ’s sake, he wasn’t even trying to kid anyone into THINKING he was quitting, it was a joke about his despair regarding the awards.

Oh for Christ’s sake, he wasn’t even trying to kid anyone into THINKING he was quitting, it was a joke about his despair regarding the awards.

Matt, If he was truly quitting i think we’ed know. He was reaying his despair over the Twilight movie getting supposed awards.
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Ah, Right the video… I doubt it will get the Phantasmagoria standards, But i still feel this will be great.

Matt, If he was truly quitting i think we’ed know. He was reaying his despair over the Twilight movie getting supposed awards.
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Ah, Right the video… I doubt it will get the Phantasmagoria standards, But i still feel this will be great.

Spoony, he’s Un-Fucking-Believable

Spoony, he’s Un-Fucking-Believable

aaw! Don’t quit! I love watching your videos! You’re funnier than most of the people on TGWTG.com!

aaw! Don’t quit! I love watching your videos! You’re funnier than most of the people on TGWTG.com!

#122: You cannot grasp the form of the ripper’s true attack.

#122: You cannot grasp the form of the ripper’s true attack.

DO NOT SPOONY WHAT THE HELL I ACROSS THE POOL IN UK
COME ON WE WHAT SPOONY,WE WHAT SPOONY,WE WHAT SPOONY

DO NOT SPOONY WHAT THE HELL I ACROSS THE POOL IN UK
COME ON WE WHAT SPOONY,WE WHAT SPOONY,WE WHAT SPOONY

Yes. Love the Bubba Ho-Tep reference. I have a hard time understanding the comment before me. But I think I got this from it: WE WHAT SPOONY! Nice review, keep up the good work.

WE WHAT SPOONY!

We’re leading up to a big no. “FUCK!!!” Okay that works too.

Great stuff Spoony.

We’re leading up to a big no. “FUCK!!!” Okay that works too.

Great stuff Spoony.

If you quit I will slash my wrist right now.

Sure, it’ll be in a cry for help, across the road not down the street kind of manner, but still…

I will fucking do it!

If you quit I will slash my wrist right now.

Sure, it’ll be in a cry for help, across the road not down the street kind of manner, but still…

I will fucking do it!

Streetcar would have been a lot more emotional if they would have yelled “FUCK” instead of “Stella!!”

Streetcar would have been a lot more emotional if they would have yelled “FUCK” instead of “Stella!!”

I watched a playthrough of this once. My favorite part is when Walken slashes his own forehead open while giggling, it comes out of nowhere and makes me crack up. Of course, Spoony, you’ll probably go mad with all the transition scenes at the hospital.

I watched a playthrough of this once. My favorite part is when Walken slashes his own forehead open while giggling, it comes out of nowhere and makes me crack up. Of course, Spoony, you’ll probably go mad with all the transition scenes at the hospital.

You quit!? Are you just saying that because of what happened at the MTV awards, or do you really mean give up what you do here on your website. I hope its not the latter because I am a big fan of your videos. Im across the pond here in the UK and I’ve introduced your site to a fair few people. I even made a suggestion to do a Demolition Man review, and you did! It was funny as fuck. Dont give up big guy, we believe in you!

Your Walken sounds like Woody Allen

Your Walken sounds like Woody Allen

wtf?! twillight won some many awards and best film of the year, oh my god how thick are people or are only little girls allowed to vote now? i belive their thought pattern is as follows “oh hes so hot and there vampires it must be an amazing film” ah god!! i think my head just exploded from the crapnes of the movie. its horipcafuckus (that spelt right?)

wtf?! twillight won some many awards and best film of the year, oh my god how thick are people or are only little girls allowed to vote now? i belive their thought pattern is as follows “oh hes so hot and there vampires it must be an amazing film” ah god!! i think my head just exploded from the crapnes of the movie. its horipcafuckus (that spelt right?)

Is the main character the actor who played wolf in 10th kingdom? He looks just like him.

Loved the Susan Boyle comment, it just amazes me that she has become so famous she’s even mentioned in south park, i mean yeah she’s a good singer but i’ve head a lot better the only reason she’s so big is that she is ugly and people were surprised she could sing. Admit it if a model went up there and song better there would be a lot less hype. At least she didn’t win.

Sorry went on a tangent there. Also loved the Bubba Ho-tep and kermit the frog bits.

Is the main character the actor who played wolf in 10th kingdom? He looks just like him.

Loved the Susan Boyle comment, it just amazes me that she has become so famous she’s even mentioned in south park, i mean yeah she’s a good singer but i’ve head a lot better the only reason she’s so big is that she is ugly and people were surprised she could sing. Admit it if a model went up there and song better there would be a lot less hype. At least she didn’t win.

Sorry went on a tangent there. Also loved the Bubba Ho-tep and kermit the frog bits.

Yes it is the guy who played Wolf in 10th Kingdom, and because of this review I have had to rewatch that glorious series yet again

Yes it is the guy who played Wolf in 10th Kingdom, and because of this review I have had to rewatch that glorious series yet again

I’m sorry, spoony, but I think there’s just a tiny bit too much riffing in the beginning, you don’t let the horribleness take effect.

Also, Ninjastar: Horribifuckus.

I’m sorry, spoony, but I think there’s just a tiny bit too much riffing in the beginning, you don’t let the horribleness take effect.

Also, Ninjastar: Horribifuckus.

Spoony man, you gotta work on your Walken impression.

Spoony man, you gotta work on your Walken impression.

The reporter should have read Roger Eberts big book of movie cliches. If a character ever calls up and says they have something very important to tell you, lets meet, they are about to die.

The reporter should have read Roger Eberts big book of movie cliches. If a character ever calls up and says they have something very important to tell you, lets meet, they are about to die.

Haw, nice MST3K-esque riffing. Awesome job, usually I’ve seen people just talk all over the people, which you did at some parts, but was not a deal breaker in any sense. Perfect job riffing in between people talking, funny too, keep up the great work.

Haha, classical good humor in the end. “FUUUCK!”, I guess that works too.

I’m hoping you show it all in this Let’s play, without censorships and cuts, but I trust your choices because, hey, it’s your thing.
I see lot’s of potential here. Lot’s and lot’s.

Excellent work Spoony, I must say I was a bit sad when Phantasmagoria ended so I am glad you found another hopefully terrible FMV game.

Excellent work Spoony, I must say I was a bit sad when Phantasmagoria ended so I am glad you found another hopefully terrible FMV game.

If anything should be a t-shirt, it should be “You’re Standing in Her”

If anything should be a t-shirt, it should be “You’re Standing in Her”

Walken sold his soul to the devil this is the price he’s got to pay Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Walken sold his soul to the devil this is the price he’s got to pay Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I played this game after seeing Spoony comment on it in FMV Hell. I have to say, on the whole, I really disliked it. The only pleasure I got out of it was watching Walken parody himself. Aside from that, the overuse of 7th Guest and Tex Murphy puzzles really bog this game down. I will say the rail shooter segments showed initiative to break the genre mold, and the story had some good elements, but as a game, it was pretty frustrating and dull. I knew I was in trouble when that mug puzzle was taking way too long.

I played this game after seeing Spoony comment on it in FMV Hell. I have to say, on the whole, I really disliked it. The only pleasure I got out of it was watching Walken parody himself. Aside from that, the overuse of 7th Guest and Tex Murphy puzzles really bog this game down. I will say the rail shooter segments showed initiative to break the genre mold, and the story had some good elements, but as a game, it was pretty frustrating and dull. I knew I was in trouble when that mug puzzle was taking way too long.

Brilliant. Just brilliant. I know you quit, and I understand why, but you HAVE to keep making these vids, Spoony. And I have to say, when the game came out, I actually liked it. It was confusing, some of the puzzles sucked, and the plot was straight out of Dr. Insano’s Weird-Shit-To-Do playbook, but it had Christopher Walken and John Rhys-Davies in it, and that was all I needed to like it.

Brilliant. Just brilliant. I know you quit, and I understand why, but you HAVE to keep making these vids, Spoony. And I have to say, when the game came out, I actually liked it. It was confusing, some of the puzzles sucked, and the plot was straight out of Dr. Insano’s Weird-Shit-To-Do playbook, but it had Christopher Walken and John Rhys-Davies in it, and that was all I needed to like it.

We’re winding down to a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! moment.
…

“FUUUUUCKKKK!!!”

Hahahaahha

We’re winding down to a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! moment.
…

“FUUUUUCKKKK!!!”

Hahahaahha

Aww…. finally spoony is back to riffing. I love it as always. Good to see a new one. Swat is good and all but its not of this caliber of entertainment. While it does have your humor sprinkled through out I find the FMV Hell riffs are the most entertaining. Probably cus I lived through the era when the gaming industry was trying to “revolutionize” games with this kind of game play saying it made games more like interactive movies (which you mentioned on one of your older reviews).

If anyone actually looks back in the history of gaming there was a good 5 years or so where these games were coming out alot. They were all corny although some were admittedly more fun then others. You can see this ideal is still preserved in games today though and I find it shocking that you do Ripper now after E3 where alot of talk was made to the effect of making games and movies work with each other instead of one using the other merely for franchising toys but having no merit (in other words all the crappy movie games that generally come out), being that this one had ALOT of famous screen actors (I have always been shocked Walken was in this game, and to be totally honest for a little while it just seemed more like Walken didnt know how to handle this form of acting). This is not to say no others did something that high caliber, Toonstruck had ALOT of famous voice over actors (a forgotten art these days now that big screen actors are filling these roles- sigh) but the difference is these are screen actors and as such the feel is a little more shocking and back then unusual (and as I said Walkens acting shows how unusual it was as hes always been a good actor but he didnt how to handle this one). Anyway Im jabbering to much. Great video.
P.S. Seriously is that really Scott Cohen? When I first saw him I thought Billy Baldwin, but then was like no the guy that played wolf, looks dead on like him. Shocking if it really is.

Aww…. finally spoony is back to riffing. I love it as always. Good to see a new one. Swat is good and all but its not of this caliber of entertainment. While it does have your humor sprinkled through out I find the FMV Hell riffs are the most entertaining. Probably cus I lived through the era when the gaming industry was trying to “revolutionize” games with this kind of game play saying it made games more like interactive movies (which you mentioned on one of your older reviews).

If anyone actually looks back in the history of gaming there was a good 5 years or so where these games were coming out alot. They were all corny although some were admittedly more fun then others. You can see this ideal is still preserved in games today though and I find it shocking that you do Ripper now after E3 where alot of talk was made to the effect of making games and movies work with each other instead of one using the other merely for franchising toys but having no merit (in other words all the crappy movie games that generally come out), being that this one had ALOT of famous screen actors (I have always been shocked Walken was in this game, and to be totally honest for a little while it just seemed more like Walken didnt know how to handle this form of acting). This is not to say no others did something that high caliber, Toonstruck had ALOT of famous voice over actors (a forgotten art these days now that big screen actors are filling these roles- sigh) but the difference is these are screen actors and as such the feel is a little more shocking and back then unusual (and as I said Walkens acting shows how unusual it was as hes always been a good actor but he didnt how to handle this one). Anyway Im jabbering to much. Great video.
P.S. Seriously is that really Scott Cohen? When I first saw him I thought Billy Baldwin, but then was like no the guy that played wolf, looks dead on like him. Shocking if it really is.

Looked it up on IMDB and shockingly it is on his Filmography, so yes it really is Scott Cohen.

Looked it up on IMDB and shockingly it is on his Filmography, so yes it really is Scott Cohen.

Aw man… After Ripper, you’ve got to do Harvester and rip* it a new one!

*(Warning, any and all perspectives that view this as a silly/simple/stupid pun and are offended by said pun need not take anger with Drake as pun was not intended.)

Aw man… After Ripper, you’ve got to do Harvester and rip* it a new one!

*(Warning, any and all perspectives that view this as a silly/simple/stupid pun and are offended by said pun need not take anger with Drake as pun was not intended.)

My girlfriend and I look forward to your video reviews all the time! Of both Movies and Video Games alike. I truly hope your quitting is merrily a joke or symbolic statement of anger towards that ‘Twilight’ Bullshit. Your videos are funnier and more insightful then any other reviewer online, including AVGN and TGWTG. If you are considering ending I ask you to please reconsider as your fans are die hard loyalist to you and your site. In conclusion all I can say is: Quitting? That “is Un-Fucking-Believable”

Don’t quit until you finish Ripper. I’ve been wanting to check this game out since your infamous FMV Hell video showed clips of it. I mean, it has some good actors in it, so how bad can it be, right?
*watches the video*
Oh hell… I nearly BOUGHT this game. I still want to see it through, though.

And MTV sucks ass. Might as well have been the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, voting Count-Fagula over Ledger’s Joker as Best Male Actor. I blame China, though. All that lead in toys and food products the last several years. There is no other way to rationalize it. NONE.

Don’t quit until you finish Ripper. I’ve been wanting to check this game out since your infamous FMV Hell video showed clips of it. I mean, it has some good actors in it, so how bad can it be, right?
*watches the video*
Oh hell… I nearly BOUGHT this game. I still want to see it through, though.

And MTV sucks ass. Might as well have been the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, voting Count-Fagula over Ledger’s Joker as Best Male Actor. I blame China, though. All that lead in toys and food products the last several years. There is no other way to rationalize it. NONE.

ahhh the music is too good. What’s the intro song? If I type enough random snippets of it to be specific into google I get no response. And the song at the end?

I know it’s been asked&answered but I don’t fell up to opening 20 tabs and going hunting. Maybe it would be good to have this in the FAQ?

ahhh the music is too good. What’s the intro song? If I type enough random snippets of it to be specific into google I get no response. And the song at the end?

I know it’s been asked&answered but I don’t fell up to opening 20 tabs and going hunting. Maybe it would be good to have this in the FAQ?

(re-reads the FAQ, reminds self to read before speaking)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae9C0bJK8E8

(re-reads the FAQ, reminds self to read before speaking)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae9C0bJK8E8

IF Spoony does give up the Ripper review, there is a “let’s play” Ripper video here, complete: http://www.letsplayarchive.com/

The only thing is, it’s just the video of the game — there’s no riffing. That’s what makes Spoony’s FMV Hell videos great, the MST3K aspect.

IF Spoony does give up the Ripper review, there is a “let’s play” Ripper video here, complete: http://www.letsplayarchive.com/

The only thing is, it’s just the video of the game — there’s no riffing. That’s what makes Spoony’s FMV Hell videos great, the MST3K aspect.

Anyone see the dude 2 finger typing lol? I’m surprised Spoony didn’t make a crack about that. It’s a shame he quit this looked promising.

Anyone see the dude 2 finger typing lol? I’m surprised Spoony didn’t make a crack about that. It’s a shame he quit this looked promising.

Actually, asdasd, Spoony did make a “hunt and peck” comment, if I recall correctly…

Actually, asdasd, Spoony did make a “hunt and peck” comment, if I recall correctly…

This has all the ingredients for a Spoony Classic. Plus some cracking t-shirt slogans!

This has all the ingredients for a Spoony Classic. Plus some cracking t-shirt slogans!

Anyone get the feeling that Magnotta will be revealed as the killer they’re looking for?

Max — the killer is randomized with each new game; it could be one of three (or possibly four…) people…Magnotta is definitely one possibility.

Max — the killer is randomized with each new game; it could be one of three (or possibly four…) people…Magnotta is definitely one possibility.

does anyone know on to get it to work on vitsa?

does anyone know on to get it to work on vitsa?

LOL! The guy is typing only hukjhukjh fdsefdsef fdsefdsekjhu! Too funny!!!

LOL! The guy is typing only hukjhukjh fdsefdsef fdsefdsekjhu! Too funny!!!

Like Phantasmagoria II, this was another one I had skipped. Phantasmagoria II turned out to have some good Spoony riffing for sure, but the game was still pretty weird at times. I feel like this game is going to have the same feelings, but I’m going to get through it as well,

Good enough set up.

Scott Cohen needs to never have blond hair ever again. Oh, and always maintain the Wolf persona. I’m just saying…

This and Phantasmagoria are probably the funniest riffs ever made. That “FUCK!” just catches you completely off guard. :D

Surprised the enormous man comment didnt lead to a boondock saints joke.