Let’s Riff on Ripper – The new iRipper, available now!

by Spoony on June 5, 2009 · View Comments

Design by Gideon Eklund
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no name needed

Now I normally don't say this about any apple product, but I think the iRipper is definitely worth buying.

Gideon

oops- used my chat handle instead of my name there. Gidman = Gideon. Sorry.

Gidman

Fun fact about the blue swirly thing: I actually had to amplify it's brightness when I made this, because (for some reason) in the screenshot it was just too darn hard to see! And I couldn't abide an iRipper that had no blue swirly thing- that's just blasphemy! (Besides- I heard somewhere that the model without the blue swirly thing SUCKS.)

Cthulhu07

The blue swirly thing. It's hypnotic. I could spend hours and hours just watching it twist and swirl. It's un-fucking-believable!

Booze Zombie

Un-fuc-FUCK IT!

A BLUE SWIRLY THING?! My life is complete!(one, one)

J23

Haha, while I kinda like the iPhone, I have to agree that I should probably get an iRipper instead. If only for the cool blue swirly thing....damn that thing...it has no real purpose but IT LOOKS SO COOL!

Hippocrates

OMG I'm totally gettin this, just for the blue swirly thing or BST as we iRipper nerds like to call it. It can raise the dead you know!

Assiman

wow.. look at the technology these days. Science is un-fucking-believable..

Icelander

Holy Fuck! Finally a model with the blue swirly thing! Now THATS Un-Fucking-Believable!

Luni

I'm working on my Walken, but right now all I can get down is that phrase so it's not exactly work friendly. Also when I when I tried doing the warrior voice, I somehow started doing Arnold. I've never been able to do Arnold before.

Thanks Spoony. You're like that one wolf shirt that gives people powers.

Jester131

4 Words: This is un-fucking believable!!! (This is going to be my new slogan, hihi)
btw. Christopher Walkens best performance ever: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice (Musicvideo)

Quarky

I got mine 3 weeks ago, and you know what? They forgot about the blue swirly thingy! I mean, who get's a iRipper without the blue swirly thingy anyway, right? Un-Fucking Believable! :(

paschl

Ok, i love you spoony, but this sucks and i actually didnt think its funny.
Go ahead, put the hate on me :/

Madpotator

Nice work Gideon! How much does it cost? I want it so I can repair mugs in my murder investigations. Also, I want one with that blue swirly thingy. :D

Andy

Typical Apple-Fanboys comments. The thing doesn't have BLUETOOTH or a quantum flux coffee maker! C'mon, even the chinese copies have that! Plus you can't change the fuel cell yourself, it costs 70 dollars to get that done, and you won't be able to solve crimes for three days then! But main thing for fanboys: blue swirly thing. Idiots.

The Irata 2600 is much better, cheaper and has more features! The blue swirly thing is done by the community, which is not locked out there!

Phantasm

Damn, Spoony's going to take this series all the way... he's going to riff on everything. Keep it up, the iRipper is awsum!

Altoman5

Yes, that's good and all, but can I get porn on it? Just kidding. That's a pretty good pic. I'd buy just to get the blue swirly thing on the right hand corner.

jkgatling

Gideon eklund... that sounds swedish :P and I am also swedish... but maybe... ITS DR INSANOS NEW NAME HE USES IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD... WITH SCIENCE!

Gideon

You guys have no idea how much this just made my day! I made this earlier and sent it off to Spoony, figuring on a "hey, that's cool, but whatever". This is SO awesome.

Chibito

You think yours without the blue swirly thing is bad, but mine didn't have the Scan N' Repair Mug Program in it, the single worst purchase of my lifetime!