I’d buy it.

Un-FUCKING-Believable

I know I’d get it

I had a blue swirly once. I looked like drowned smurf… yay for urinal cakes!

wait what

DIS GAI….UNFOOKIN BELIEVABLE.

They do this to everything that looks like a phone or portable game system . But as it says, this one is “Un-Fucking-Believable”. Now that’s funny.

The wheels of justice may grind slowly.. but they’re movin’! Don’t get yourself caught in those wheels! Get yourself… an iRipper.

Don’t forget about the VERY IMPORTANT “blue swirly thing”!

But Spoony, I thought you were quitting. :P

Seriously though, I’d buy one IF ONLY for the blue swirly thing. It’s just so….mesmerizing…

What, no Spoony Experiment ap at the iRipper store?

pfff!

That IS un-fucking believable.

I actually want to make a mug repair application for the iPod touch now.

I’ve already got mine!

Can I get a “Green Swirly thing” instead?

I just bought mine with the blue swirly thing! I gotta be honest, it needed more cowbell.

WANT. I have no money at this time. Will a kitten suffice?

you got that right, UNFUCKING BELEIVABLE, this so called future technology compace into a larger iphone NO FUCKING WAY!!

I’d totally buy an iRipper, for sure. But only if it came with a free mp3 of Don’t Fear the Reaper.

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Someone really needs to make the blue swirley thing app for iPhones. I don’t have one and I can’t program so I can’t do it.

Umm, yeah. Can I get that swirly thing in ‘Cornflower Blue’?

Too… many… features…

Needs more cow bell.

I’d buy that for a dollar. :D

You think yours without the blue swirly thing is bad, but mine didn’t have the Scan N’ Repair Mug Program in it, the single worst purchase of my lifetime!

You guys have no idea how much this just made my day! I made this earlier and sent it off to Spoony, figuring on a “hey, that’s cool, but whatever”. This is SO awesome.

Gideon eklund… that sounds swedish :P and I am also swedish… but maybe… ITS DR INSANOS NEW NAME HE USES IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD… WITH SCIENCE!

That’s what I’ll be getting for Christmas!

That’s too awesome to handle…

Yes, that’s good and all, but can I get porn on it? Just kidding. That’s a pretty good pic. I’d buy just to get the blue swirly thing on the right hand corner.

Damn, Spoony’s going to take this series all the way… he’s going to riff on everything. Keep it up, the iRipper is awsum!

Oh, Spoony, this made my day. =)

Typical Apple-Fanboys comments. The thing doesn’t have BLUETOOTH or a quantum flux coffee maker! C’mon, even the chinese copies have that! Plus you can’t change the fuel cell yourself, it costs 70 dollars to get that done, and you won’t be able to solve crimes for three days then! But main thing for fanboys: blue swirly thing. Idiots.

The Irata 2600 is much better, cheaper and has more features! The blue swirly thing is done by the community, which is not locked out there!

Nice work Gideon! How much does it cost? I want it so I can repair mugs in my murder investigations. Also, I want one with that blue swirly thingy. :D

The slogan got me laughing hard :D Nicely done.

Ok, i love you spoony, but this sucks and i actually didnt think its funny.
Go ahead, put the hate on me :/

i love you spoony, and this thing is hilarious!

It truly is un-fucking-believable.

I got mine 3 weeks ago, and you know what? They forgot about the blue swirly thingy! I mean, who get’s a iRipper without the blue swirly thingy anyway, right? Un-Fucking Believable! :(

Finally i have something to put on my desktop

4 Words: This is un-fucking believable!!! (This is going to be my new slogan, hihi)
btw. Christopher Walkens best performance ever: Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice (Musicvideo)

I’m working on my Walken, but right now all I can get down is that phrase so it’s not exactly work friendly. Also when I when I tried doing the warrior voice, I somehow started doing Arnold. I’ve never been able to do Arnold before.

Thanks Spoony. You’re like that one wolf shirt that gives people powers.

Holy Fuck! Finally a model with the blue swirly thing! Now THATS Un-Fucking-Believable!

lol and it’s just as useless as every other Apple product.

wow.. look at the technology these days. Science is un-fucking-believable..

OMG I’m totally gettin this, just for the blue swirly thing or BST as we iRipper nerds like to call it. It can raise the dead you know!

Haha, while I kinda like the iPhone, I have to agree that I should probably get an iRipper instead. If only for the cool blue swirly thing….damn that thing…it has no real purpose but IT LOOKS SO COOL!

Un-fuc-FUCK IT!

A BLUE SWIRLY THING?! My life is complete!(one, one)

So when can we expect to buy this model? Anytime soon perhaps?

The blue swirly thing. It’s hypnotic. I could spend hours and hours just watching it twist and swirl. It’s un-fucking-believable!

Fun fact about the blue swirly thing: I actually had to amplify it’s brightness when I made this, because (for some reason) in the screenshot it was just too darn hard to see! And I couldn’t abide an iRipper that had no blue swirly thing- that’s just blasphemy! (Besides- I heard somewhere that the model without the blue swirly thing SUCKS.)

oops- used my chat handle instead of my name there. Gidman = Gideon. Sorry.

Now I normally don’t say this about any apple product, but I think the iRipper is definitely worth buying.

From the makers of the iWac?

Well… Looks like I just found my new desktop wallpaper.

But, Does it have enough blast processing to compete with the new Robot phones?