No, Spoony! They’d be the teammates of your dreams! Why, they might just NOT get stuck behind corners. These dreams be far out there, I know. Of course, they’d have to drop “You’re in my way, SAIIRRRR.” at least once. But…who would not?

Actually. I think I might like to see an online SWAT 4 co-op with you and your fans. Given you lay down the LAW beforehand.

Your Movie was well done. I enjoyed the Russian dance song thing at the end. Thanks for another fun play through. Keep them coming, I’m going to China for two weeks so I hope there’s lots of stuff I get to catch up upon when I return.

YAY

Your Movie was well done. I enjoyed the Russian dance song thing at the end. Thanks for another fun play through. Keep them coming, I’m going to China for two weeks so I hope there’s lots of stuff I get to catch up upon when I return.

YAY

I kind of have to agree with the first comment. I am not Russian, but I study the language and history in grad school. They really aren’t like that…but it was still funny as hell.

Good job. I liked the russian song, catchy… If you haven’t heard it yet, you need to check out this gorbachov tribute by a russian metal band and what may be the most excellent music video I have ever seen. Commi’s, zombies, axes, twinkies, hot chicks, and animated propoganda posters. It has got it all!
http://www.vimeo.com/1223566
(it is “gorbachov, by ANJ if the link doesn’t work)

Good job. I liked the russian song, catchy… If you haven’t heard it yet, you need to check out this gorbachov tribute by a russian metal band and what may be the most excellent music video I have ever seen. Commi’s, zombies, axes, twinkies, hot chicks, and animated propoganda posters. It has got it all!
http://www.vimeo.com/1223566
(it is “gorbachov, by ANJ if the link doesn’t work)

Not much beats a Spoony deathfest accompanied by a 1970′s German Eurodisco song about Moscow.

Haha nice, probably my favorite Swat 4 yet.

Haha nice, probably my favorite Swat 4 yet.

Yay Im so glad spoony is back. Ive been checking your website everyday waiting for a new video

yeehaw a german song made it to da spoony world! excellent ;)

Haha, the Jew thing, great stuff Spoony.

Good lord, references to Borat and Moskau, someone other than Reynolds bitching, and a Bum cameo! Out-fucking-standing sir.

Well, I have watched it and want to say, it was funny as hell and well-made as always =)
Noah, who did the translations for you? Borat? :D cause..how can I put this right.. they aren’t that accurate))) but it made them more funny so it’s great anyways =)
Name of the ukrainian terrorist was funny too, cause..HODEON KASHKA?? like, what the fuck?!.. developers should at least try a little bit harder if they were doing a misson that included russians..no accent, stupid name..it had nothing to do with russians.
The song was very silly =) it’s not russian, but I heard it before..kinda stupid but funny.
Well, anyways, thank you for this another great episode, it was entertaining and I haven’t felt like you were laughing at us russians)

Spoony, Spoony, where did you take that amazingly incorrect Russian text. Did you do it all by yourself?
P.S. And if I am Russian, should I be offended? Because I wasn’t at all.
Bum part FTW

To those who are wondering, the song is Moskau from Dschenges Khan. Great review spooney one. I have to admit, I was looking forward to russian accents too.

To those who are wondering, the song is Moskau from Dschenges Khan. Great review spooney one. I have to admit, I was looking forward to russian accents too.

A really good episode. Great choice to make the death montage themed around 80s russian stuff. NOW WE DRINK

Awesome video. I can’t imagine how much work went into making the video match the song. I especially loved the scene with a pile of policement at the bottom of the ladder, you looking at them, and geting shot from behind (just a game, all in good fun).
Keep making videos.
Don’t quit because of Twilight.
Ilya

Awesome video. I can’t imagine how much work went into making the video match the song. I especially loved the scene with a pile of policement at the bottom of the ladder, you looking at them, and geting shot from behind (just a game, all in good fun).
Keep making videos.
Don’t quit because of Twilight.
Ilya

It’s official. Your new theme song is that Russian tune… at least in my head. Where it matters.
In mother Russia, you are theme of theme song.

Hehe, this is the best one yet. From Cops to Dschingis Khan to old TV show SWAT :)

Hehe, this is the best one yet. From Cops to Dschingis Khan to old TV show SWAT :)

Great Let’s Play for an awful level and I tell you it get’s worse. I think the level with the Hospital was a little forgiving but damn it will get worse especially if you keep forgetting your team, you keep sending all your teammates. Use one team as your silence team AKA blue team and send them first and use your read team as an assault team and keep them with you all the time. If there are more than 2 doors in the room, use the WAND on both and send your guys to clear both of the rooms usually with flash bangs or because they are unmasked with sting grenades. Still loved the review and I would’ve loved to see how you used the door wedge because I never equipped that accessory.

Great vid, though a bit of constructive criticism (as though you will ever read this): the montage was awesome, but I’d kind of like the vid to be more of you talking. Your suffering amuses me (Let the hatred flow through you!). But that’s just me.
P.S.- Glory to mother Russia!

Great vid, though a bit of constructive criticism (as though you will ever read this): the montage was awesome, but I’d kind of like the vid to be more of you talking. Your suffering amuses me (Let the hatred flow through you!). But that’s just me.
P.S.- Glory to mother Russia!

It’s interesting, that at least 2 guys here said, what I wanted to. As follows: “Incorrect Russian text”, “HODEON KASHKA??WTF??”. And some other things that probably sounded offensive.
P.S. Russian. Not offended at all. Great review (but kinda short). Keep it up, Spoony. And fuck MTV.

With love from Russia.
Revo Lucius.

P.p.s Rory B – it isn’t russian stuff at all. Belive me :)

P.p.p.s my english suck(

Shit yeah, more SWAT.
What’s that russian song called, anyway?

Shit yeah, more SWAT.
What’s that russian song called, anyway?

YA RED DAWN! I laughed so hard at that, its my dream to get an air soft AK-47 and go up into the mountains in winter (I live in FL so im never going to be able to do this) hold my rifle over my head and yell WOLVERINES!

Great ending song, great translations, and the start of it when not Reynolds said you were in his way + fail flash grenade. I laughed so hard when you went blind.

Dude, your police got raped in that, there was like 4 times in which you and your whole squad got killed by one guy

@Beelay

It’s a german song from the 70′s and it’s called Moskau by Dschingis Khan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWi4sqYLTJY

@Beelay

It’s a german song from the 70′s and it’s called Moskau by Dschingis Khan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWi4sqYLTJY

to all who are still asking about the song:

it is actually a german song, and yes they even sing in german, not russian.
the group is called “dschingis kahn” and was popular in germany for a short time a long time ago, and known for their very goofy outfits and dance numbers, besides their very silly songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1wG9g1wjSA

oh… i guess someone posted this while i was typing =P

oh… i guess someone posted this while i was typing =P

Sweet,a new SWAT. This is one of the best ones.
Also, Spoony you are absolutely right when it comes to playing multiplayer. The entire game would be filled with comments about how you are in people’s spot.

I can’t believe the AI in this game sometimes…

I also really dislike how good the environments are compared to the characters. It makes the characters look worse then an N64 game.
Let’s just hope for good things if they ever do a swat 5.

Not all of us would be douchebags if you played with us spoony ;D Although it is a great point that you would get screwed with by a good portion of your community.

I can’t believe the AI in this game sometimes…

I also really dislike how good the environments are compared to the characters. It makes the characters look worse then an N64 game.
Let’s just hope for good things if they ever do a swat 5.

Not all of us would be douchebags if you played with us spoony ;D Although it is a great point that you would get screwed with by a good portion of your community.

I approve this. Nicely done thank you!

Hilarious training music! Sounded like the Russian Village People.

Hilarious training music! Sounded like the Russian Village People.

MAJOR FAIL!!!!! no russian “in spot of mine, you are standing”

my bad lol, memory blanked out about that first ( i think) one
so sue me, its 2 am

my bad lol, memory blanked out about that first ( i think) one
so sue me, its 2 am

Is more Spoony for great watching!

Representin’ other godless commie TSE fans from the Glorious Motherland,I gotta say that Komrade Spoony fucking delivers.

The absolute best part were the Babelfish translations of English to Russian,followed by the translations of the resulting mess back to English. Massive lulz if you speak Russian. =)

I’m honestly surprised by the number of people who haven’t heard MOSKAU before,though. It’s been elevated to meme-like status at this point. Useless trivia no one gives a shit about: contrary to what you might believe,the song itself is sung in German.

In soviet russia jew hides you.

In Soviet Russia, spot stands on you.

In Soviet Russia, spot stands on you.

Good shit, as always, Spoony. Perhaps even better, really. This was one of those oddball things that’s kinda hard to describe. I knew exactly what I was getting into when I clicked the play button, and yet, it was something entirely different at the same time, and I’m not exactly sure why.

I enjoyed this SWAT video immensely. From the point “not Reynolds” spoke up I couldn’t stop the bursts of laughter. A job well done!

In Soviet Russia, Experiments make Spoony on YOU!

… God, that was terrible. i’m sorry. <_< nice videa, as always.

In Soviet Russia, Experiments make Spoony on YOU!

… God, that was terrible. i’m sorry. <_< nice videa, as always.

Oh how I love humour that takes risks! :D Let’s hope under 20% people commenting start flaming about the jokes.

For bestest Soviet Union to be killing greater tomorow!

yea I was thinking about your weapon to comrade. Why not use a weapon that does not acquire you to aim very precisely therefore you can quickly shoot when needed. How bout that SMG?

In Russia Bums are dangerous

yea I was thinking about your weapon to comrade. Why not use a weapon that does not acquire you to aim very precisely therefore you can quickly shoot when needed. How bout that SMG?

In Russia Bums are dangerous

You’re in my way sir…what was that song playing in the russian swat training video? It was catchy as fuck. XD MOSCOW MOSCOW~

……..you’re in my way sir

This video has some awesome quotes!
“Nope, don’t see anybody-just kidding I see that guy.”
“You’re not Reynolds who the fuck are you?!”
“Niko cousin how are you?”

This video has some awesome quotes!
“Nope, don’t see anybody-just kidding I see that guy.”
“You’re not Reynolds who the fuck are you?!”
“Niko cousin how are you?”

In Soviet Russia, Reynolds in way of you.

Ah, that was a laugh riot. You were in top form here, Spoony.

Ah, that was a laugh riot. You were in top form here, Spoony.

lol, I love this song, especially when you are drunk and at a karaoke bar.

But don’t forget their other song: Dschingis Khan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4WdFede2wE

And never forget…
“Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt
Das macht hundert Jahre alt”

This video rocked. The montage was good enough to go back and watch over again, especially with that music! You need to finish off this series with some sort of top ten, like the top ten funniest deaths. I salute your perseverance, by the way. I hated this level. I played the whole campaign online with my girlfriend, and I swear we each flew into a fit over this one level at least seven times. We finally agreed to just split our tactics, with her blasting everyone she saw in the head with a magnum (not a woman to tick off) and me locking every fricking door with the wedges trying desperately to keep from losing those damn runners. We did 58 tries before the two of us were able to win it.

Thank god that in multiplayer, your score doesn’t affect your ability to go onto the next mission, so you can happily fire a clip full of FMJ rounds through every door when you get tired of the campers. Its always great to open a door and see that you’ve plastered some goon’s brains accross the wall. I say it was suicide, and mentally re-add the 10 points that the game took off for it. no one saw anything, right? You can’t prove it, and if you have any questions, ask the chick with the magnum.

This video rocked. The montage was good enough to go back and watch over again, especially with that music! You need to finish off this series with some sort of top ten, like the top ten funniest deaths. I salute your perseverance, by the way. I hated this level. I played the whole campaign online with my girlfriend, and I swear we each flew into a fit over this one level at least seven times. We finally agreed to just split our tactics, with her blasting everyone she saw in the head with a magnum (not a woman to tick off) and me locking every fricking door with the wedges trying desperately to keep from losing those damn runners. We did 58 tries before the two of us were able to win it.

Thank god that in multiplayer, your score doesn’t affect your ability to go onto the next mission, so you can happily fire a clip full of FMJ rounds through every door when you get tired of the campers. Its always great to open a door and see that you’ve plastered some goon’s brains accross the wall. I say it was suicide, and mentally re-add the 10 points that the game took off for it. no one saw anything, right? You can’t prove it, and if you have any questions, ask the chick with the magnum.

Thanks Spoony for another great video! Hope things are a lot better sound-wise. I loved the whole flashbang blindness and all those deaths of your SWAT team. While I would have loved to play multiplayer with you, I do understand that everyone would tell you that “You’re in my way, sir!” Also loved the bum reference, “CHANGE!” Keep up the good work and looking forward to your next vids.

AWESOME! Good to see another SWAT video. You sir are a very funny man.
Your Russian accent had me cracking up :D

AWESOME! Good to see another SWAT video. You sir are a very funny man.
Your Russian accent had me cracking up :D

oh, spoony! i laughed my ass out! thank you so much for the video.
at first i was shocked to see cyrillics, but then it only got better. russian text is so stupid and nonsense, but fun! although you oughta use redoctober font for that
http://www.dafont.com/red-october.font
and yes, you could use another song for “ТЕАТР СМЕРТИ” scene.
the bum was awesome
you were awesome
i am awesome
today’s russia is awesome, despite i’m not a big fan of my own country.
i really wonder how many russian fans you got here

Gays?

Oh noes! AVGN is teh gay! as well as everyone else!

Google is really Gaygle!

“Oh you! Wait your not Reynolds who the fuck are you?” *BANG* “AGHH!!”

Great as always, Spoony! Probably one of the best SWAT 4 videos ever? Must be.

And oh yeah, I remember that level, I sure do. I died something like… 1000 times when playing that son-of-a-level.

Great as always, Spoony! Probably one of the best SWAT 4 videos ever? Must be.

And oh yeah, I remember that level, I sure do. I died something like… 1000 times when playing that son-of-a-level.

Great komerade NOAH! There is a reason why I love you and not the gay AVGN.

Great German song by the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA

Outstanding as always! Loved the Monty Python “those responsible have been sacked” reference!

Outstanding as always! Loved the Monty Python “those responsible have been sacked” reference!

The first half of it was good, though you repeated some jokes (you fool! Wolverines!) although the joke with The Bum was quite funny.

But the second half of it was just awesome. This is probably the best ending for any of your SWAT 4 videos, and demonstrates that The Spoony Experiment has the best endings of the entire internet.

Komrade aaa approve this LP with broken english.

Komrade aaa approve this LP with broken english.

Great video spoony!

SWAT4 online multiplayer is just fucking crazy and I didn’t like it.

Very nice! Great success!

Very nice! Great success!

I don’t know why, but almost every time Reynolds go “You’re in my way sir”, it reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93XFxKXdbqY

Just a little nitpick: the captain played by Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October wasn’t actually Russian, but Lithuanian :)

Just a little nitpick: the captain played by Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October wasn’t actually Russian, but Lithuanian :)

Sean Connery sure elevated Samurai Zombie Nation.

I liked this episode, but I also feel it was kinda short. It would’ve been nice if you showed the sucessful run with commentary at the end.

PS. What is it with “Wolverines”? Pop culture? Being foreign sucks :P

Thank you Spoony for another excellently funny video! Kinda glad I didn’t watch this one at work as I would get people asking why they can hear Russian music playing somewhere. Awesome you got the sound sorted too. Nice one :)

Thank you Spoony for another excellently funny video! Kinda glad I didn’t watch this one at work as I would get people asking why they can hear Russian music playing somewhere. Awesome you got the sound sorted too. Nice one :)

Nice episode. Swat4 gets very hard in the later stages, i’d love to know how often you die, until you beat them.
BTW, the song you picked is’nt russian, but german. :D Even though it says “Moskau”.

every time i watch one of your SWAT reviews it makes me wanna play some SWAT 4
nice job Noah. you should get paid by Sierra… if they still exist

every time i watch one of your SWAT reviews it makes me wanna play some SWAT 4
nice job Noah. you should get paid by Sierra… if they still exist

I resent that!

would it help if i shouted “you’re not in my way sir” ?

would it help if i shouted “you’re not in my way sir” ?

[PS. What is it with “Wolverines”? Pop culture? Being foreign sucks :P]

I’m foreign too, but even i know Red Dawn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dawn

Again, nice Video! It’s always fun watching you going through the level ( And encountering funny situations ).

But I still gotta say: Damn you! Because of you I’ll never get that song out of my head again =D ….. bad boys bad boys…..

NARHG. XD

Please go on like this, it’s awesome :D

Again, nice Video! It’s always fun watching you going through the level ( And encountering funny situations ).

But I still gotta say: Damn you! Because of you I’ll never get that song out of my head again =D ….. bad boys bad boys…..

NARHG. XD

Please go on like this, it’s awesome :D

u know russian? Nice!

For those who don’t get the jokes in the “Russian” instructional video… just watch “Borat” and it will make more sense.

For those who don’t get the jokes in the “Russian” instructional video… just watch “Borat” and it will make more sense.

Wonderful, just wonderful!

Eighty-second!

Eighty-second!

Awesome video :D

Awesome video :D

This is the second time something Borat-inspired made me laugh (personally can’t stand Sacha Baron Cohen but parodies of his work seem to be ok to me, don’t know why).

Anyway I remember playing a bit of Swat 4 and a bit of Swat 3 before that, liking the game but finding it hard in places, and from what I can see the difficulty curve just gets exponential the later you get into the game. I’m also surprised that accuracy is pretty bad even when standing still. I mean this is supposed to be the best of the LAPD you’re controlling, you’d have thought the makers would at least provide an ironsights aiming method.

But anyway hilarious as always and I thought this was a particularly well-done death montage video thanks in part to the music, something I also got out of the montage from the bank heist using “The Heat is On”

I concur with the last statement XD

ALL HAIL SPOONY!

I concur with the last statement XD

ALL HAIL SPOONY!

What? No Soviet Russia jokes?

Your best Swat 4 video yet! And that’s up against some really stiff competition!

Your best Swat 4 video yet! And that’s up against some really stiff competition!

Great video with many mistakes in Russian sentences. 8P
Btw, one of the Russian sentences can be translated as :”We don’t f*ck this stick in Russia” XD

Oh wow, this was AWESOME! The Moskow montage had me laughing in tears! Fantastic job!

Oh wow, this was AWESOME! The Moskow montage had me laughing in tears! Fantastic job!

In Soviet Russia, Renolds is in YOUR way!

In Soviet Russia, Gun shoots YOU!

In Soviet Russia, we tell In Democratic America jokes!

At first I was going to protest that we would flash bang you and tell you constantly that you were in the way but then I thought what the hell am I thinking of course I would; hell I do it to the computer controlled characters and they don’t even get frustrated (I also shoot them when they piss me off).

At first I was going to protest that we would flash bang you and tell you constantly that you were in the way but then I thought what the hell am I thinking of course I would; hell I do it to the computer controlled characters and they don’t even get frustrated (I also shoot them when they piss me off).

I admit. I’m one of those people that might piss you off while playing the game…just for some laughs (I swear only once or twice…maybe three times).

Great video. <3

Moskau, Moskau, Moskau ist ein schönes Land! Schmeißt die Gläser an die Wand! Hohohoho!

Cool video, as always!

Moskau, Moskau, Moskau ist ein schönes Land! Schmeißt die Gläser an die Wand! Hohohoho!

Cool video, as always!

Easily the best SWAT video so far lol.

Could the Bum reference at the end of the video be a reference to Sweet Tooth from the Twisted Metal games?

Could the Bum reference at the end of the video be a reference to Sweet Tooth from the Twisted Metal games?

We push your buttons?
How did you come to that conclussion Doctor Insano?
With SCIENCE?!

Volga volga Rakkaus tai kuolema ,pelkoa ja vainoa hohohoho hei! Volga volga villinä ja vapaana, suo ei voi vangita hohohoho hei! volga volga. Rakkaus tai kuolema ,pelkoa ja vainoa hohohoho hei Volga volga Näytä meille kaspia sielä oomme turvassa!!!

Volga volga Rakkaus tai kuolema ,pelkoa ja vainoa hohohoho hei! Volga volga villinä ja vapaana, suo ei voi vangita hohohoho hei! volga volga. Rakkaus tai kuolema ,pelkoa ja vainoa hohohoho hei Volga volga Näytä meille kaspia sielä oomme turvassa!!!

I LOVE how you used Moskau from YTMND, that stuff is brilliant!

Your in my way sir…
With me its usually Jackson that says that rather than reynolds…

Your in my way sir…
With me its usually Jackson that says that rather than reynolds…

The rest of the SWAT videos aren’t ALL going to end in music montages, are they? Because that’s lazy. “Here, I’ll only show off part of the level then woo you with catchy music!’ will not work on me, sir.

HAHA, you do a great Roman xD

HAHA, you do a great Roman xD

The “…jews making sneak” line was hilarious, remiscient of Borat.

Ya know I would never try to piss you off while playing a game, I play to play however you played that fucking Moscow song so I may spam the air waves with it hopping to hit you on many multilayer games as I can now.

Ya know I would never try to piss you off while playing a game, I play to play however you played that fucking Moscow song so I may spam the air waves with it hopping to hit you on many multilayer games as I can now.

Holy Crap that was the funniest most awesome song eva. And watching the video of the song on youtube made me laugh even more. I kept picturing Spoony yelling “You Fool” and getting shot down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWi4sqYLTJY

The very first part of the opening made me bust out laughing, it was just too funny

The very first part of the opening made me bust out laughing, it was just too funny

Could you possibly upload the musical montage on its own? I think it would be a good hook to get people interested in watching your videos.

Anyway, as for the video itself, classic stuff. Nice cameo from the Bum too.

“You are on my website sir…”

Hahaha great review, thank god your threat of quitting didn’t come true…. but honestly….twighlight ?…. What’s wrong with america ?!

Niko bellic is NOT russian !! O.O

“You are on my website sir…”

Hahaha great review, thank god your threat of quitting didn’t come true…. but honestly….twighlight ?…. What’s wrong with america ?!

Niko bellic is NOT russian !! O.O

awesomeness, go spoony!

Great music video, Spoony One.
I’m playing Swat 4, I found my CDs and… Wow… It IS hard. And I suck. I’ll love to play it with you, and don’t worry: I really SUCK, but i’m not an asshole xD You won’t hear a “You’re in my spot, sir”, but you WILL hear the word “FUCK!” a lot.

Great music video, Spoony One.
I’m playing Swat 4, I found my CDs and… Wow… It IS hard. And I suck. I’ll love to play it with you, and don’t worry: I really SUCK, but i’m not an asshole xD You won’t hear a “You’re in my spot, sir”, but you WILL hear the word “FUCK!” a lot.

Good video, as always with your “Let’s play”! ;) But I had a question: Where does the ending theme come from? From a TV show maybe? It has been driving me crazy lol :P

The montage had made me much laughing times! Love your work.

The montage had made me much laughing times! Love your work.

I don’t blame you for not wanting to play with this game online. I remember all the people bitching that you weren’t doing enough videos when you had you “physical altercation”

Yay! A new SWAT video! :D Just what I needed, after hard days work. Excellent stuff once again. The Spoony Experiment IS the greatest website in the world. No denying that.

Here’s the link for the Finnish version of the Moskau song Spoony used in the video. Just for fun…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWIT8JaYqHg

Yay! A new SWAT video! :D Just what I needed, after hard days work. Excellent stuff once again. The Spoony Experiment IS the greatest website in the world. No denying that.

Here’s the link for the Finnish version of the Moskau song Spoony used in the video. Just for fun…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWIT8JaYqHg

Excellent video as ever. The last part was particularly entertaining.

Since I am german you really made my day with using “Moskau” by Dschingis Kahn. I laughed my ass off. I really like your SWAT videos, I even consider to buy the game, even if it is not normally my genre.
Keep up the good work.

Since I am german you really made my day with using “Moskau” by Dschingis Kahn. I laughed my ass off. I really like your SWAT videos, I even consider to buy the game, even if it is not normally my genre.
Keep up the good work.

fuck you know us too well spoony. its annoying but if i ever found you playing a game online i’d have to say a few swat lines. there goes our master plan.

Best Lets Play shortie so far :D

Best Lets Play shortie so far :D

“OH MY GAWD, THIS IS THE GREATEST LP I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!”

And I thought these guys were deadly in the air with their Sus, Migs, and Yaks, apparently on land they’re hard too.

And I thought these guys were deadly in the air with their Sus, Migs, and Yaks, apparently on land they’re hard too.

Niko and Roman are Serbians not Russian.

What is that song during the Training Video? I want to have it now!

What is that song during the Training Video? I want to have it now!

ABOUT TIME DAMN U!!!

Just to remind you AGAIN. The song is actually GERMAN, sung in german by german artists.

Still a big fan..

Just to remind you AGAIN. The song is actually GERMAN, sung in german by german artists.

Still a big fan..

@ LordStrachan I will do you one better here is the music vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWucPckXbIw

Another enteraining review as usual Spoony. Funny, i’m currently playing SWAT 4 and your misson 10 is different to mine. I’m on this hospital level. Are you doing these missons in linear order?

Another enteraining review as usual Spoony. Funny, i’m currently playing SWAT 4 and your misson 10 is different to mine. I’m on this hospital level. Are you doing these missons in linear order?

Eh, I don’t care if the song is german or russian or whatever. I enjoy your SWAT-videos way to much to care about those details.

Greetings from Germany!

Aim for great victory!

I was playing TF2 and there was a guy going “You’re in my way sir!” constantly, then cracking up as if it was the funniest joke ever. It was funny the first time, when Spoony did it, not 420reeferlover69 in his high nasal voice.

Aim for great victory!

I was playing TF2 and there was a guy going “You’re in my way sir!” constantly, then cracking up as if it was the funniest joke ever. It was funny the first time, when Spoony did it, not 420reeferlover69 in his high nasal voice.

No no no, it’s “Spoony Experiment is greatest site in world, all other website is run by little girls…” Get it right!
Who did your translations? They’re great! Well worth the hour and a half copypasting each Cyrillic char into Google translate.

It actually is proper SWAT procedure to throw it right at the door to prevent injury or something.

It actually is proper SWAT procedure to throw it right at the door to prevent injury or something.

I loves the timing on the: ‘Hey you are not Renolds, who are.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH’
The Swat guys miss throwing the grenades and your reactions crack me up everytime. Also the Roman imitation was great to! Keep up the Swat 4, I love it!

#102 ChibiSoma

Do you not remember when Spoony talked about (its like after the 6th video) how in the later missions he dies a lot and asked us what we wanted him to do about it?

Most people said we wanted him to show us most of the first and second try and then just show us his deaths and his victory.

Its not lazy, its doing what the fans asked for

#102 ChibiSoma

Do you not remember when Spoony talked about (its like after the 6th video) how in the later missions he dies a lot and asked us what we wanted him to do about it?

Most people said we wanted him to show us most of the first and second try and then just show us his deaths and his victory.

Its not lazy, its doing what the fans asked for

I’d rather a full run-through for the victory lap

@grimwit
in soveit russia grenade goes in room!
in soveit russia swat clear room!
lol anyways great reveiw spoony had me laughing my ass of and now that song is stuck in my head….i wanna make an fmv of gta 4 and that song now lol

@grimwit
in soveit russia grenade goes in room!
in soveit russia swat clear room!
lol anyways great reveiw spoony had me laughing my ass of and now that song is stuck in my head….i wanna make an fmv of gta 4 and that song now lol

Hey something worth watching – awesome! I know I’m a dick for saying that. Anyways, great episode! Playing Swat 4 with the other users who post on the website WOULD be a bad idea. Nothing would get done lol

Keep up the hard work!

@ LordStrachan: It’s “Moskau” from “Dschinghis Khan”.

@ LordStrachan: It’s “Moskau” from “Dschinghis Khan”.

Great video!

Plus I was watching the Terror TRAX PC preview! Great use of both Linkara and the Sin City trailer theme!

That was great.

That was great.

What, Ukrainian arms dealers, and no Lord of War references? For Shame, Spoony!

I knew it!! I fucking knew it, all other websites are gay!!

Seriously though, great episode.

I knew it!! I fucking knew it, all other websites are gay!!

Seriously though, great episode.

One ping only, Vasily.

is good video, yez? is good.
i go to a school where the only language offered is russian, so i was really looking foward to seeing you make fun of the russians. watched this and laughed, and laughed, and laughed…

is good video, yez? is good.
i go to a school where the only language offered is russian, so i was really looking foward to seeing you make fun of the russians. watched this and laughed, and laughed, and laughed…

what is the movie we never talk about?

No Swat 4 online with Spoony? *Frowny face* I wouldn’t say you’re in my way sir, honest…. Ok, I probably would.
“That’s my mark you’re at” “Oh, you ass! You’re not Reynolds, who the fuck are you?! Oh man… AAAH! You fools! WHY?!” XD
Hahaha that bum. Nice Chester A. Bum reference there. :)

Gotta love that failing montage.
That song cracked me up especially when I know the Finnish version of it. :D
The German version heard in the video was by a band called Dschinghis Khan and their performance of it can be watched in Youtube. Here’s a link to the video with funny (not real) English subtitles for laughs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8gtrD4_C4

Enjoy! That dance is awesome. :D

And just for comparison, the Finnish version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j–_gSS2KGc

No video or dancing there though :/

No Swat 4 online with Spoony? *Frowny face* I wouldn’t say you’re in my way sir, honest…. Ok, I probably would.
“That’s my mark you’re at” “Oh, you ass! You’re not Reynolds, who the fuck are you?! Oh man… AAAH! You fools! WHY?!” XD
Hahaha that bum. Nice Chester A. Bum reference there. :)

Gotta love that failing montage.
That song cracked me up especially when I know the Finnish version of it. :D
The German version heard in the video was by a band called Dschinghis Khan and their performance of it can be watched in Youtube. Here’s a link to the video with funny (not real) English subtitles for laughs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8gtrD4_C4

Enjoy! That dance is awesome. :D

And just for comparison, the Finnish version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j–_gSS2KGc

No video or dancing there though :/

Nooo! Not dschinghis khan!! You really had to pick the worst pop germany has to offer. ;-) Great review, as allways.

you are right comrade!
we have much snark!

“Niko and Roman are Serbians not Russian.”

Perhaps, but, as some actual residents of the Balkans have attested, they sound more like stereotypical Russians than Serbs. And besides that, while it does make it clear they aren’t Russians, I’m not sure that the game definitively confirms that they are from Serbia.

you are right comrade!
we have much snark!

I thought this video was a little lackluster compared to your other LPs of Swat 4. Not to say that I didn’t get a few laughs out of it! Can’t wait for you to play more! I love watching these.

I thought this video was a little lackluster compared to your other LPs of Swat 4. Not to say that I didn’t get a few laughs out of it! Can’t wait for you to play more! I love watching these.

The unmentionable movie is either the one with Tom Sawyer and Dorian Gray on a submarine, or the one where there can be only one alien in the future.

@Rashomon. I would bet my money on the latter one.

@Rashomon. I would bet my money on the latter one.

The movie he is talking about that we don’t talk about ( I think ) is Highlander 2: The Quickening.

But, me bi and I don’t run a website. :C

But, me bi and I don’t run a website. :C

Seeing spoony bitch out the squadmates for complaining at him NEVER GETS OLD!

LOLed at the scene where all the cops get shot:D

i had to look up “the movie we don’t talk about” in spoony’s reviews…why the hell did i do that??? now it exists again in my mind till i watch at least five decent flics:/

LOLed at the scene where all the cops get shot:D

i had to look up “the movie we don’t talk about” in spoony’s reviews…why the hell did i do that??? now it exists again in my mind till i watch at least five decent flics:/

The mission brief is too long – 1/4th of the actual movie, I’d rather hear the Spoony explain what is going on in short sentences.

^^^ I kinda agree with Midori up there. You could just cut out the mission briefing and summarize it for us Spoony, it’s not all that interesting to hear the briefing.

I’m glad to see a new SWAT video, I actually got this game the other day and it’s surprisingly fun to play. I do die alot, but it doesn’t really bother me since most of the time when I die, it’s of my own fault. Squad member AI is a bit on the mentally deficient side, but all in all I really like the game. It’s a nice change of pace from the typical run-and-gun FPS. Loved the Dschinghis Khan song too xD

^^^ I kinda agree with Midori up there. You could just cut out the mission briefing and summarize it for us Spoony, it’s not all that interesting to hear the briefing.

I’m glad to see a new SWAT video, I actually got this game the other day and it’s surprisingly fun to play. I do die alot, but it doesn’t really bother me since most of the time when I die, it’s of my own fault. Squad member AI is a bit on the mentally deficient side, but all in all I really like the game. It’s a nice change of pace from the typical run-and-gun FPS. Loved the Dschinghis Khan song too xD

Hey, at 7:46, the nirvana face (the symbol from the band) just appear as a graffiti

Careful about Russian skulls. Watch your own. Пиздабол.

@ #155 Midori: I am inclined to agree, also I was actually more looking forward to all the swats being shot except for spoony and what obscene “wtf??” moment that could have produced but the unexpected bum thing made up for that 10 fold, that was priceless!

Careful about Russian skulls. Watch your own. Пиздабол.

Highlander 2 or Dragon Heart I think. Oh, and you’re standing in my spot, sir..

Highlander 2 or Dragon Heart I think. Oh, and you’re standing in my spot, sir..

Nice video, not my favorite SWAT 4 vid, but still.

I don’t know if it would work, but I really like the idea of you playing online with some of your fans and you commenting about it :D

PadPalon

But I’m bi and have no website. :<

But I’m bi and have no website. :<

Oh dear, awesome reference overload. Possibly best SWAT 4 episode yet.

Did you say “we will soon smell of titties”?

Death montage FTW! Dshchingis Khan! I’m sending all the good vibes I can to you for continued success Spoony!

Death montage FTW! Dshchingis Khan! I’m sending all the good vibes I can to you for continued success Spoony!

I thought Zardoz WAS the film We Do Not Speak Of…oh, wait….THAT movie….

Spoony, this song was one of our dreadest volksmusik songs we have in Germany.

MOSSSSSSSS-KAUUUUU

(:

Spoony, this song was one of our dreadest volksmusik songs we have in Germany.

MOSSSSSSSS-KAUUUUU

(:

But we wouldn’t do that to you in multiplayer!

…No, you’re right. We would.

You’re in my spot, sir.

#147 fuery87:
“And besides that, while it does make it clear they aren’t Russians, I’m not sure that the game definitively confirms that they are from Serbia.”

[handsome Tom usless knowledge] It does. In fact Nico himself said it multiple times that he is from Serbia,and not Russia,cos he is always being confused with a russian by other ppl ingame. [/handsome Tom usless knowledge]

#147 fuery87:
“And besides that, while it does make it clear they aren’t Russians, I’m not sure that the game definitively confirms that they are from Serbia.”

[handsome Tom usless knowledge] It does. In fact Nico himself said it multiple times that he is from Serbia,and not Russia,cos he is always being confused with a russian by other ppl ingame. [/handsome Tom usless knowledge]

I liked it. In fact, I liked it so much that I’m gonna watch it again.

Please skip the briefing section next time, Noah. It’s boring and it annoys me to no end. Rest of the playthrough is solid as always. Looking forward to the last missions, because they’re balls to the walls hard.

Please skip the briefing section next time, Noah. It’s boring and it annoys me to no end. Rest of the playthrough is solid as always. Looking forward to the last missions, because they’re balls to the walls hard.

Hey Spoony, check this out http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blog/8275 Samuel L Jackson is playing you!

dont skip briefing, if someone wants to skip it you can always scroll further.

dont skip briefing, if someone wants to skip it you can always scroll further.

Loved the death where one guy takes down 4 swat guys and then you look at the pile of bodies like “You guys are pathetic” and then get killed yourself.

As for playing online. yeah I’d be tempted with the “your in my spot sir.” type lines.

God, that was an awesome Holy Grail reference :D

God, that was an awesome Holy Grail reference :D

lmao! Best one yet. Props.

I’m not sure what to make of the montage segments of this and the last SWAT mission. They’re funny and awesome but they seem to be getting a little old. It just feels like they were really missing a lot of the Spoony rage and weird commentaries.

I’m not sure what to make of the montage segments of this and the last SWAT mission. They’re funny and awesome but they seem to be getting a little old. It just feels like they were really missing a lot of the Spoony rage and weird commentaries.

can u skip the breifing or just tell us whats going on its boring

Spoony, you make good video for the glory of Comrade Stalin! I would have glass of vodka with you anytime, except when I’m busy blowing up capitalist SWAT vans with RPG-7 or enjoying Comrade American Titties, da? :D

Spoony, you make good video for the glory of Comrade Stalin! I would have glass of vodka with you anytime, except when I’m busy blowing up capitalist SWAT vans with RPG-7 or enjoying Comrade American Titties, da? :D

lawl, this was great. I loved the instructional video.
Also, too bad you can’t play with us, so we can go and say “You’re in my way, sir.” all the time :(

“OHMIGOD! That was the best arrest I’ve ever been to in my entire life!”

As to you avoiding playing with any of us in an online game because of the probable repeated “You’re in my way, sir,” cracks, it seems that you just know us well… too well…

(Impliments plan B…)

“OHMIGOD! That was the best arrest I’ve ever been to in my entire life!”

As to you avoiding playing with any of us in an online game because of the probable repeated “You’re in my way, sir,” cracks, it seems that you just know us well… too well…

(Impliments plan B…)

WHATS THAT SONG??? I MUST KNOWWW >.<

This was my favorite SWAT video so far, Keep up the good work Spoony. “Aim Better for Much Victory” is now officially added to my vocabulary :)

This was my favorite SWAT video so far, Keep up the good work Spoony. “Aim Better for Much Victory” is now officially added to my vocabulary :)

Kudos for playing “Moskau” By Dschinghis Khan, Spoony Very nice

“Snarky bastards?”

Yeah you’re probably right.

“Snarky bastards?”

Yeah you’re probably right.

OMG this ep was so awesome so many funny moments

LOl at “you’re in my spot sir” and “wolverines” dude the fake Russian translations were funny “aim better for much victory” and I lol’d so badly when you and your team walking up and stairs and get mowed down by one guy LOL.
“you fools” still make me laugh
I LOL’d at all the jew jokes
I think your right about playing online with you all you will get is “wolverines!!!” and “you’re in my spot sir” and “when will the next final fantasy 8 review come out”

I’m glad you read out comments which makes all of us very happy.

The Monty Python reference made me happy. It’s great to see more of your stuff Spoony, I look forward to your new videos every week.

The Monty Python reference made me happy. It’s great to see more of your stuff Spoony, I look forward to your new videos every week.

When will the next final fantasy 8 review come out?

Uh isn’t it done.

Heh, Moskau. Another version of the song (actually the first time I heard of it) was from the band JBO. I have no clue what they’re saying…but I do know it’s something about Moskau.

Sean Connery…no matter how much of a pimp that guy is, he always reminds me of the death of Malone in Untouchables. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPDxYVI8kc Sean Connery gets shot by a hail of 50 or 60 bullets, grabs onto the doorway’s arch for support and then yells out “OUCH!” as he falls into the doorway. The next scene he’s crawling on the floor. It’s so bad, but so funny as well. Hey, speaking of Sean Connery (Bond), I’m surprised you’ve not used Johnny River’s – “Secret Agent Man” in any of your Swat 4 Reviews. I look forwards to you using it at least once.

Great work!

Heh, Moskau. Another version of the song (actually the first time I heard of it) was from the band JBO. I have no clue what they’re saying…but I do know it’s something about Moskau.

Sean Connery…no matter how much of a pimp that guy is, he always reminds me of the death of Malone in Untouchables. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPDxYVI8kc Sean Connery gets shot by a hail of 50 or 60 bullets, grabs onto the doorway’s arch for support and then yells out “OUCH!” as he falls into the doorway. The next scene he’s crawling on the floor. It’s so bad, but so funny as well. Hey, speaking of Sean Connery (Bond), I’m surprised you’ve not used Johnny River’s – “Secret Agent Man” in any of your Swat 4 Reviews. I look forwards to you using it at least once.

Great work!

We’re not all snarky bastards…
Ok, this is lie, but things have been much better since last youtube-type-commentator was sent to gulag! Things are much better now!

For all the people who want to know what the lyrics of the song are in english, here is my fabulous translation. There are some intentional grammar mistakes in the lyrics i’ll try to translate either while the rest is my fault, because my english is like shit. Have Fun! :D

Moscow – strange and myterious,
towers made of red gold,
cold as the ice.

Moscow – but someone who’s used to you
knows that there is burning a fire
deep inside of you.

Cozacs, hey, hey, hey, empty your glasses!
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, you are beautyfull!
Tovarish, hey, hey, hey, for our sake!
Cheers brother, hey brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow,
Throw your glasses at the wall,
Russia is a beatifull country, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
your soul is so huge,
at night the devil breaks loose, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
love tastes like caviar,
Girls exist to be kissed, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
let’s dance on the tables
until they break down, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Moscow,
Portal to the past,
mirror of the tsar era,
red as the blood.

Moscow,
The ones that are used to your soul
know that there is burning love
hot like empers.

Cozacs, hey, hey, hey, empty your glasses!
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, you are beautyfull!
Tovarish, hey, hey, hey, for our sake!
Cheers brother, hey brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow,
Throw your glasses at the wall,
Russia is a beautifull country, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
your soul is so huge,
at night the devil breaks loose, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Ohohohoh…
Moscow, Moscow,
Moscow, Moscow.

Vodka is served pure and cold,
That prolonges your life, oh, oh, oh, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
gaffer, your glas is empty,
but there is some more in the cellar, ah, ah, ah!
Cozacs, hey, hey, hey, empty your glasses!
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, you are beautyfull!
Tovarish, hey, hey, hey, for our sake!
Cheers brother, hey brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow,
Throw your glasses at the wall,
Russia is a beatifull country, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
your soul is so huge,
at night the devil breaks loose, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
love tastes like caviar,
Girls exist to be kissed, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
let’s dance on the tables
until they break down, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

For all the people who want to know what the lyrics of the song are in english, here is my fabulous translation. There are some intentional grammar mistakes in the lyrics i’ll try to translate either while the rest is my fault, because my english is like shit. Have Fun! :D

Moscow – strange and myterious,
towers made of red gold,
cold as the ice.

Moscow – but someone who’s used to you
knows that there is burning a fire
deep inside of you.

Cozacs, hey, hey, hey, empty your glasses!
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, you are beautyfull!
Tovarish, hey, hey, hey, for our sake!
Cheers brother, hey brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow,
Throw your glasses at the wall,
Russia is a beatifull country, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
your soul is so huge,
at night the devil breaks loose, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
love tastes like caviar,
Girls exist to be kissed, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
let’s dance on the tables
until they break down, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Moscow,
Portal to the past,
mirror of the tsar era,
red as the blood.

Moscow,
The ones that are used to your soul
know that there is burning love
hot like empers.

Cozacs, hey, hey, hey, empty your glasses!
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, you are beautyfull!
Tovarish, hey, hey, hey, for our sake!
Cheers brother, hey brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow,
Throw your glasses at the wall,
Russia is a beautifull country, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
your soul is so huge,
at night the devil breaks loose, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Ohohohoh…
Moscow, Moscow,
Moscow, Moscow.

Vodka is served pure and cold,
That prolonges your life, oh, oh, oh, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
gaffer, your glas is empty,
but there is some more in the cellar, ah, ah, ah!
Cozacs, hey, hey, hey, empty your glasses!
Natascha, ha, ha, ha, you are beautyfull!
Tovarish, hey, hey, hey, for our sake!
Cheers brother, hey brother, ho!

Moscow, Moscow,
Throw your glasses at the wall,
Russia is a beatifull country, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
your soul is so huge,
at night the devil breaks loose, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
love tastes like caviar,
Girls exist to be kissed, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
let’s dance on the tables
until they break down, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

“You guys are snarky bastards, so you guys would always be fucking up entries, dropping flash-bangs in my face, saying, ‘You’re in my way, sir. You’re in my way, sir. Your standing in my spot’.”

Drat, you’ve foiled my masterplan! XD

I’m not sure what sort of accent you were aiming for: it wasn’t Russian, but it sure as hell is hilarious.

Just when I thought this vid couldn’t get more awesome, you generously include a Dschinghis Khan number! I’d completely forgotten about those campy yet amusing Germans………wow. Hindsight: mine was a strange childhood.

These SWAT vids are one of your best series by far (along with FF8 and Phantasmagoria!). Am really looking forward to the next one.

P.S. Just for the record, I’m rooting for the bum. Anyone who steals an ice cream truck using a grenade launcher is a hero in my books XD

Holy crap, the moviefilm at the end was hilarious. “Is hiding Jew?”

Holy crap, the moviefilm at the end was hilarious. “Is hiding Jew?”

Moviefilm part I mean, I didn’t want anyone to think I ordinarily called movies/films moviefilms. Though I think now I might just because.

5:05-5:20 owns :D

5:05-5:20 owns :D

I was really thrilled when I saw a new part of SWAT had been added since your Let’s Play SWAT 4 is another big masterpiece after FF8 and PHANTASMAGORIA (who does NOT love this word?!) but after I had watched part 10 I was a bit dissapointed. The comment started at 3.19 and only lasted for about 7 minutes. It surely had its moments (e.g. You’re not Reynolds, who the fuck are you?!, I hate all of you, it’s good you’re dead., Nico! Cousin! How are you?) but I feel like beeing denied further jokes.

Since I’m German I was positively surprised to hear Dschinghis Khan and had to think back to “X-Files: Resist or Serve” when you used Blümchen.^^ But I prefer to listen to your hilarious comments than songs. You scolding Reynolds for bitching about not having enough space and stuff (I just HAVE to have a fucking-soul-punch-shirt!!). And I’d have loved to hear what you said when your whole team died at 10.48. *rofl* (Serves you right, Reynolds. Who’s in the way now, bitch?)

Spoony, you can do it so much better! And that’s why I’ll wait for part 11 without any doubts or worries. Maybe it’ll be as awesome as part 9, my fave SWAT video so far.
Spoony’s world! He’s the man!

Sorry, have to correct myself. I meant video 8, the Xenu fuckers. THAT’s my fave. ;-)
Numbers are just so freaking hard to distinguish.^^

Sorry, have to correct myself. I meant video 8, the Xenu fuckers. THAT’s my fave. ;-)
Numbers are just so freaking hard to distinguish.^^

Right on Spoony, we probably would be a bunch of ********. I like Hunt for Red October.

Aw, you don’t have to judge us all like that. I wouldn’t be a douche (oh, I might say “you’re in my way” once or twice, but not specifically to annoy anyone).

Of course, I don’t even OWN a copy of SWAT 4, so it’s kind of a moot point.

As with some of the other posters, I was a little bothered by the fact that about four minutes of this video is just the briefing. It’s good to know what’s going on, but at the same time it was kind of boring.

Oh, and I’m guessing the “movie we don’t talk about” is Highlander 2: The Quickening.

Aw, you don’t have to judge us all like that. I wouldn’t be a douche (oh, I might say “you’re in my way” once or twice, but not specifically to annoy anyone).

Of course, I don’t even OWN a copy of SWAT 4, so it’s kind of a moot point.

As with some of the other posters, I was a little bothered by the fact that about four minutes of this video is just the briefing. It’s good to know what’s going on, but at the same time it was kind of boring.

Oh, and I’m guessing the “movie we don’t talk about” is Highlander 2: The Quickening.

Oh yeah, by the way…just to make things clear, man. I’d not flashbang you or say any of that “You’re in my way” crap. But don’t be mistaken by that meaning you’re safe. That’s because you wouldn’t be anywhere near the flashbang…or me for that matter. You and the rest of our team would be at the entrance still, lying in a pool of your own blood. I, on the other hand, would be eliminating each individual suspect with a bullet to the head. I’ve played through Elite before solo and brought all of those bastards back alive with that wiffle bat. Screw police procedure, if you’re in my way (suspect, civilian, or team), it just means I’m going to have to report ONE more corpse when the mission is over.

I just remember that in all of your swat 4 videos has so many great moments its hard to choose just one. But I think my favorite one when Reynolds keep on saying “your in my way sir/ your in my spot sir”
I like get 5-0 and mr.blond and Xenu and rave party and one with the old lady getting tazed and you saying “bitch I got a bomb”

I just remember that in all of your swat 4 videos has so many great moments its hard to choose just one. But I think my favorite one when Reynolds keep on saying “your in my way sir/ your in my spot sir”
I like get 5-0 and mr.blond and Xenu and rave party and one with the old lady getting tazed and you saying “bitch I got a bomb”

Great to to see another SWAT episode. I would love to see the series extended over to the Stetchkov Syndicate expansion.

Got a little impatient, didn’t we?

Got a little impatient, didn’t we?

Another Russian here, the texts were incredibly poorly translated although funny, if you ever want anything properly translated to Russian don’t hesitate to ask – you’ve got at least three Russian fans judging by the comments. By the way a few people I know do use words like “the” and “to” without need when speaking English – so that stereotype is founded. By the way our antisemitism is confined to the “greedy Jew” stereotype, we don’t see them as crooks or bad people (guess it’s something personal with Borat). Continue with the LP-s – you’re doing awesome so far.
P.S. The info I wrote is to be taken only as such, it is in no way criticism.

Make one more Monty Python reference and you will be forced to do silly things. Silly English kinnnnnigit.

Make one more Monty Python reference and you will be forced to do silly things. Silly English kinnnnnigit.

Spoony, you know that the song is sung in German, not Russian, right?

Spoony I think you’re a little too cynical about your fans betraying you. You should play online it’ll be fun!

Spoony I think you’re a little too cynical about your fans betraying you. You should play online it’ll be fun!

I think if you played online people would probably not be jerks, instead they will all become little cowboy Spoonys.

I fucking lol’ed when the one mobster shot ALL of your guys except for you and then they all ended up at the bottom of the stairs. Also, the Russian was hilarious. “BEWARE OF SNEAKING JEW.”

You should totally do a multiplayer Let’s Play with a bunch of fans :p
or better yet, with a bunch of people on TGWTG. You could try and make Joe ANGRY!

…okay so this will probably never happen, but it WOULD be awesome.

You should totally do a multiplayer Let’s Play with a bunch of fans :p
or better yet, with a bunch of people on TGWTG. You could try and make Joe ANGRY!

…okay so this will probably never happen, but it WOULD be awesome.

Oh wow that russian end was too damn funny.

Just realized that on your first run, one of your men is carrying a paintball gun while the rest of you have assault rifles.

Just realized that on your first run, one of your men is carrying a paintball gun while the rest of you have assault rifles.

To everyone… that song is in German. It’s Dschinghis Khan’s Moskau.

I do prefer the version by Frederik though, called “Volga”.

I was actually just laughing my friggin ass of when that stupid German Song was penetrating my ears… Good God

I was actually just laughing my friggin ass of when that stupid German Song was penetrating my ears… Good God

I knew you would die a lot at this level… well everyone does. The level design is just bad and it doesn’t help that the AI is fail.

I… wanna die.

I… wanna die.

I just went through that level and completed it about three days before this video went up, and man was that a bitch! I found that splitting the team up would actually cover more ground (along with the hotel), but only outside because I got lost several times in the building.

Nice touch with Moskau at the end there Spoony.

Damn those sneaky communists, where’s a cat to headbutt when you need one? That’d demoralize the shit out of them

No comment yet on Blake Stone Ave? Really?

No comment yet on Blake Stone Ave? Really?

I love your reviews of SWAT, but I liked it better when you didn’t end them with a montage. I think you should continue playing through the missions. But that’s just my opinion.

This was spoony’s best swat by far. I loved the Monty Python reference in the end credits.

This was spoony’s best swat by far. I loved the Monty Python reference in the end credits.

I wouldn’t drop a flashbang on you. I also wouldn’t say “you’re in my wa—
I can’t keep that up, but yeah, flashbangs are for enemies. leaning is for your team. :-P

Hey, nice vid, Noah.

But I’m russian and I’ll point out some stuff, you might’ve not noticed and gotten wrong… And it made it even more LOLtastic.

Didn’t the briefing say that the Hadeon Koshka was Ukrainian? So technically he’s slavic, but not Russian.
And Ukraine has a little wee bit of nationalism. And they’re current Pro-Western government supports Ukrainian nationalists (who talk about Russian occupation and stuff). So some Ukrainians might be offended by being called russian. LOL

But honestly, there’s no difference other than the flag and slightly twitched (to the funny side I might add) language. So yeah he’s Russian.

But his name… Hadeon? There’s no name like that in Russian. There’s a german name Gedeon, but it’s not Russian at all.

And Koshka is “cat”. Could’ve been Koshkin for consistency or Koshko (Ukrainian style)…

The movie is “Musical of Death!” which it is…

“The jew criminals are good at shoot” was over “Russian criminals are good shootings.” And the hilarious part is… Shootings as in for ‘making movies’. You know, ‘shoot a scene’. And also if a bit of inaccurate slang can be translated “russian criminals are good at picking up chicks.” So double LOL.

The second one is wrong on part of grammar in a number of ways. And “comrade” is a English word, the russian word of the same meaning is “Tovarishh”. Bet you heard it in movies…

The “No weeping time for comrades. Be watching up!” is almost accurate. But it turned out to be “don’t cry ON/OVER your friends” as in not mourn, but physically cry directly on them.

“Beware of jews making sneak” – is a mess. Particles are out of place. But instead of Jews, it’s more like Jewecies… (for analogue, Agent – Agency, Jew – Jewecy, I guess LOL)

“Aim better for much victory” – “Goodness and Win targets”

“Trust comrades and Socialist Union” was the best written so far, except for one mistake in the ending of a noun. And it said “Mother Russia” (which Russians don’t say! We say “Motherland” = “Rodina” or “Fatherland” = “Otechestvo”)

“Here is good police” is great. But it meant “Good policeman is here!”

And we do have fiber-optic wires in Russia on service of special units, thank you…

“Is hiding jew” was once again “hiding Jewecy”

The flamethrower part is accurate (grammarly), but it said “it could be a policeman” instead of “he could be a poilceman”

The sweater! LOL. And it’s “We’ll arrest him IN THE NAME OF THE HORRIBLE SWEATER!”

Oh and needless to say. Borat is from Kazakhstan. That’s ASIA. (see a pattern – Afganistan, Turkmenistan, Kurdistan, Kazakhstan) So he has nothing to do with Russia, rather with the post-soviet Asian countries.

Hey, nice vid, Noah.

But I’m russian and I’ll point out some stuff, you might’ve not noticed and gotten wrong… And it made it even more LOLtastic.

Didn’t the briefing say that the Hadeon Koshka was Ukrainian? So technically he’s slavic, but not Russian.
And Ukraine has a little wee bit of nationalism. And they’re current Pro-Western government supports Ukrainian nationalists (who talk about Russian occupation and stuff). So some Ukrainians might be offended by being called russian. LOL

But honestly, there’s no difference other than the flag and slightly twitched (to the funny side I might add) language. So yeah he’s Russian.

But his name… Hadeon? There’s no name like that in Russian. There’s a german name Gedeon, but it’s not Russian at all.

And Koshka is “cat”. Could’ve been Koshkin for consistency or Koshko (Ukrainian style)…

The movie is “Musical of Death!” which it is…

“The jew criminals are good at shoot” was over “Russian criminals are good shootings.” And the hilarious part is… Shootings as in for ‘making movies’. You know, ‘shoot a scene’. And also if a bit of inaccurate slang can be translated “russian criminals are good at picking up chicks.” So double LOL.

The second one is wrong on part of grammar in a number of ways. And “comrade” is a English word, the russian word of the same meaning is “Tovarishh”. Bet you heard it in movies…

The “No weeping time for comrades. Be watching up!” is almost accurate. But it turned out to be “don’t cry ON/OVER your friends” as in not mourn, but physically cry directly on them.

“Beware of jews making sneak” – is a mess. Particles are out of place. But instead of Jews, it’s more like Jewecies… (for analogue, Agent – Agency, Jew – Jewecy, I guess LOL)

“Aim better for much victory” – “Goodness and Win targets”

“Trust comrades and Socialist Union” was the best written so far, except for one mistake in the ending of a noun. And it said “Mother Russia” (which Russians don’t say! We say “Motherland” = “Rodina” or “Fatherland” = “Otechestvo”)

“Here is good police” is great. But it meant “Good policeman is here!”

And we do have fiber-optic wires in Russia on service of special units, thank you…

“Is hiding jew” was once again “hiding Jewecy”

The flamethrower part is accurate (grammarly), but it said “it could be a policeman” instead of “he could be a poilceman”

The sweater! LOL. And it’s “We’ll arrest him IN THE NAME OF THE HORRIBLE SWEATER!”

Oh and needless to say. Borat is from Kazakhstan. That’s ASIA. (see a pattern – Afganistan, Turkmenistan, Kurdistan, Kazakhstan) So he has nothing to do with Russia, rather with the post-soviet Asian countries.

the part were you ran in and got shot by the guy in the corner right before screaming wolverines reminded me of the part in red dawn were that kid shoots at the hind and the helicopter just blows him to hell

You know what? I really NEED to play this game, obviously not online since you said you don’t want to play with anyone who’s watched your SWAT vids. All we do would be calling you’re in the way. Surprised that I’ve never heard of this game when I’ve played so many other games just like it like any of the Tom Clancy titles

You know what? I really NEED to play this game, obviously not online since you said you don’t want to play with anyone who’s watched your SWAT vids. All we do would be calling you’re in the way. Surprised that I’ve never heard of this game when I’ve played so many other games just like it like any of the Tom Clancy titles

In response to Russian Dude:

Ultimately Borat has nothing to do with his supposed home country of Kazakhstan. It’s just the same basic horrible foreigner gag that’s been popular for years and years, and could just as easily be substituted for almost anywhere.

Where is the ‘WOLVERIIIINES!’ reference from? I know I’ve heard it somewhere before and it’s bugging the hell out of me.

Where is the ‘WOLVERIIIINES!’ reference from? I know I’ve heard it somewhere before and it’s bugging the hell out of me.

This was purely awesome. Probably one of the best you made so far.
First time I left a commnet, but I just felt that I had to do it.

You’re awesome spoony, best entertainment there is to get on the web at the moment.

#226: Red Dawn. Patrick Swayze fights Russians.

#226: Red Dawn. Patrick Swayze fights Russians.

Oh man! This is great! I really, really hope that someday spoony reviews SWAT 1. That would be a perfect addition to FMV hell. Anyone agree?

Well, this one was definatelly one of my favorites in LPS4 series. Arresting for bad sweater is always a great excuse.
And we all know you secretly play Swat 4 online, Spoonster ;)

Well, this one was definatelly one of my favorites in LPS4 series. Arresting for bad sweater is always a great excuse.
And we all know you secretly play Swat 4 online, Spoonster ;)

I still would like to play Swat 4 with you!:P At least I dont throw flashbombs in your face

The song at the end is spectacular! These Swat -isodes have shown that Spoony sure has a great taste for music.
HA HA HA HA HA, HEY!

The song at the end is spectacular! These Swat -isodes have shown that Spoony sure has a great taste for music.
HA HA HA HA HA, HEY!

The song is Moskau by NDW! Awesome video, Spoony! :)

The song is Moskau by Dschinghis Khan. They also have an english version of the song. Search Youtube.

The song is Moskau by Dschinghis Khan. They also have an english version of the song. Search Youtube.

Awesome update, I hear that swat 4 multiplayer is actually pretty fun

Spoony,did you skip the mission in the hospital because if i’m not toally wrong its the that comes after that child-burrying basement-shit.

Spoony,did you skip the mission in the hospital because if i’m not toally wrong its the that comes after that child-burrying basement-shit.

What’s wrong with Jews bearing steak?…

Loved the russian training video about the jews that was awsome as fuck lol

Loved the russian training video about the jews that was awsome as fuck lol

Hilarious as usual, but kind of short. I’m not sure why you can’t/won’t upload more actual game and more narration from you. I dunno, putting videos off for a month or more just to release 12 minutes of game, with the rest being a montage.. kind of anti-climactic and makes me wonder how difficult it apparently is to actually make a simple let’s play of a SWAT stage.

Moscow! Moscow! she will make you understand, Russia is a wondrous land. Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho! Hey!

Moscow! Moscow! she will make you understand, Russia is a wondrous land. Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho! Hey!

Yeah, I’ve noticed how little bastards like kids and such do that crap. I don’t have SWAT 4, but I guarantee you, if you ever need help in Left 4 Dead, I’m your guy. I don’t screw around, running alone screaming “I play Call of Duty! It’s ok!” Going Rambo and crap. For all you kids listening, that games based on TEAMWORK!

I hate to break the bad news but that guy who said” you’re in my spot sir” was not reynolds this time I think it was Jackson or Fields. But you have all 4 of your same team mates

you
reynolds
girard
fields
jackson

I wish i could play any online video game with you like on 360 or ps3.

I hate to break the bad news but that guy who said” you’re in my spot sir” was not reynolds this time I think it was Jackson or Fields. But you have all 4 of your same team mates

you
reynolds
girard
fields
jackson

I wish i could play any online video game with you like on 360 or ps3.

what stage is that footage from “0:19-0:29″

@Russian Dude

thank you someone else besides me knows that Kazakhstan are not Russians and they part of Central Asia

and thank you for the correct translation of those words

@Russian Dude

thank you someone else besides me knows that Kazakhstan are not Russians and they part of Central Asia

and thank you for the correct translation of those words

“you throw like a Bitch and I hate all of you! Good your dead I’m glad”

it was Fields who died and he didn’t do anything to you spooney it was Jackson who said “that’s my mark you at”

On left side of the door was Fields,then Girard and then Reynolds and then Jackson

and when they open the door the flashbang it you can see Fields get shot up

The only two teammates on spooney’s team that never really gave him any troubles were Fields and Girard

“textbook entry all around you fuckers”
no mention the james bond title “from russia with love” to “from russia with guns”

does jackson have a paintball gun?

LOL at “he is police but we arrest him for bad sweater”

BEST SWAT LP EVER! My absolute favorite due to the closing part =P.

And yes, Spoony should try playing with us online (although, he’s insanely busy). I mean, how much worse can it get with actual humans playing as your conscripts =P.

BEST SWAT LP EVER! My absolute favorite due to the closing part =P.

And yes, Spoony should try playing with us online (although, he’s insanely busy). I mean, how much worse can it get with actual humans playing as your conscripts =P.

I’m sorry, I just HAD to download that Moskau song!

totally agree with #229
he should do a swat 1 review!
i remember watching someone playing it as a child and i was so scared of that old lady with a handgun hah.

totally agree with #229
he should do a swat 1 review!
i remember watching someone playing it as a child and i was so scared of that old lady with a handgun hah.

Spoony you judge us harshly, we wouldn’t do anything to piss you off, well some may, but not most of us, sides if you were to play online, I’d warn you first with the dropping of the flashes in the other rooms

hahaha ive been reading the comments and your right they are snarky basterds i would do that tho that shit pisses me off as much as the next guy not the comment guy cuz he will probly be a snarky ass hahaha ied play swat 4 with you but i dont have it but no i woudltn fuck up entrys or anything…. now to run this though spell check…. oh well fuck that i see to much red you guys just have to deal with it hahaha

hahaha ive been reading the comments and your right they are snarky basterds i would do that tho that shit pisses me off as much as the next guy not the comment guy cuz he will probly be a snarky ass hahaha ied play swat 4 with you but i dont have it but no i woudltn fuck up entrys or anything…. now to run this though spell check…. oh well fuck that i see to much red you guys just have to deal with it hahaha

where the hell did you get that song???

You can find it on youtube. Takes me back to my early childhood when it was in the German top 10. Yup, this is a German song…damn Spoony where did you dig that out of? :)

You can find it on youtube. Takes me back to my early childhood when it was in the German top 10. Yup, this is a German song…damn Spoony where did you dig that out of? :)

The Song is Moskau by Dschingis Khan. It’s actually gotten a resurgence of popularity on the chan image boards and IRC channels. You can find tons of videos on youtube. I think it was released in the 70′s. The band was known for just random songs based on REALLY stereotypical looks at different cultures. Stuff Like “Samurai” and other random stuff.

Brilliant video as always Spoony. For a little bit of fun, I’ll let everyone know what the red Cyrillic sentences actually translate to.

Spoony’s Translation: JEW CRIMINALS ARE GOOD AT SHOOT
Actual Translation: Russian criminals good shootings
I… honestly don’t know what you were going for here. But I found the disparity funny.

Spoony’s Translation: NOT TO BE STANDING IN WAY OF COMRADES MAKING ENTRANCE
Actual Translation: No standing in way of “kamradov”
Really, that last word confused me, it doesn’t really mean anything. Obviously, I’m not expecting Spoony to get Russian vocabulary right, but for future reference the actual Russian for “comrade” is товарищ, “tovareesh”

Spoony’s Translation: NO WEEPING TIME FOR COMRADES! BE WATCHING UP!
Actual Translation: Do not mourn over your friends! Look upwards!
Somehow I love that the actual translation has perfect structure and grammar here. Good on you Spoony, or (more likely) your free online translator.

Spoony’s Translation: BEWARE OF JEWS MAKING SNEAK
Actual Translation: Look outside of for hiding Jewries
This one may be my favorite.

Spoony’s Translation: AIM BETTER FOR MUCH VICTORY!
Actual Translation: Goods and prize of the purpose!
No, this is without a doubt my favorite. “AIM BETTER FOR MUCH VICTORY!” got a T-shirt, why not “GOODS AND PRIZE OF THE PURPOSE!”? Think about it.

Spoony’s Translation: INDIVIDUAL IS WEAK. TRUST IN COMRADES AND GLORIOUS SOCIALIST UNION!
Actual Translation: Individuals are weak. Entrust your friends and glorious Mother Russia!
It’s the subtle differences that give me a chuckle.

Spoony’s Translation: HERE IS GOOD POLICE
Actual Translation: Here the good policeman.
The grammar is still wrong, just not in the way you represented it. You lie, Spoony One!

Spoony’s Translation: IN RUSSIA WE NO HAVE MAGIC WAND
Actual Translation: We have no this stick in Russia.
Admit it, that got a chuckle out of you.

Spoony’s Translation: IS HIDING JEW?
Actual Translation: It hiding Jewry?
Yes, it hiding much Jewryness!

Spoony’s Translation: ORDINARILY WOULD USE FLAMETHROWER, BUT MIGHT BE POLICE IN DISGUISE AS JEW.
Actual Translation: Usually you would use a flame thrower, but it could be the policeman.
Gotta love the Stereotypical Poor Grammar Filter.

Spoony’s Translation: IS POLICE! BUT WE ARREST FOR BAD SWEATER.
Actual Translation: He/she/it is the policeman! But we shall arrest it for its awful sweater.
This is actually a really hard one to translate, because “это” essentially means “it” and as such typically is not used in relation to people. It is sometimes used when the gender of the person in question is uncertain, and in that case can be best translated as he/she. I went with the above translation, and I love it. On a side note, sweaters like that should be perfectly arrestable offenses.

Spoony’s Translation: NOW WE DRINK.
Actual Translation: Now we drink.
I tip my hat to you sir.

Brilliant video as always Spoony. For a little bit of fun, I’ll let everyone know what the red Cyrillic sentences actually translate to.

Spoony’s Translation: JEW CRIMINALS ARE GOOD AT SHOOT
Actual Translation: Russian criminals good shootings
I… honestly don’t know what you were going for here. But I found the disparity funny.

Spoony’s Translation: NOT TO BE STANDING IN WAY OF COMRADES MAKING ENTRANCE
Actual Translation: No standing in way of “kamradov”
Really, that last word confused me, it doesn’t really mean anything. Obviously, I’m not expecting Spoony to get Russian vocabulary right, but for future reference the actual Russian for “comrade” is товарищ, “tovareesh”

Spoony’s Translation: NO WEEPING TIME FOR COMRADES! BE WATCHING UP!
Actual Translation: Do not mourn over your friends! Look upwards!
Somehow I love that the actual translation has perfect structure and grammar here. Good on you Spoony, or (more likely) your free online translator.

Spoony’s Translation: BEWARE OF JEWS MAKING SNEAK
Actual Translation: Look outside of for hiding Jewries
This one may be my favorite.

Spoony’s Translation: AIM BETTER FOR MUCH VICTORY!
Actual Translation: Goods and prize of the purpose!
No, this is without a doubt my favorite. “AIM BETTER FOR MUCH VICTORY!” got a T-shirt, why not “GOODS AND PRIZE OF THE PURPOSE!”? Think about it.

Spoony’s Translation: INDIVIDUAL IS WEAK. TRUST IN COMRADES AND GLORIOUS SOCIALIST UNION!
Actual Translation: Individuals are weak. Entrust your friends and glorious Mother Russia!
It’s the subtle differences that give me a chuckle.

Spoony’s Translation: HERE IS GOOD POLICE
Actual Translation: Here the good policeman.
The grammar is still wrong, just not in the way you represented it. You lie, Spoony One!

Spoony’s Translation: IN RUSSIA WE NO HAVE MAGIC WAND
Actual Translation: We have no this stick in Russia.
Admit it, that got a chuckle out of you.

Spoony’s Translation: IS HIDING JEW?
Actual Translation: It hiding Jewry?
Yes, it hiding much Jewryness!

Spoony’s Translation: ORDINARILY WOULD USE FLAMETHROWER, BUT MIGHT BE POLICE IN DISGUISE AS JEW.
Actual Translation: Usually you would use a flame thrower, but it could be the policeman.
Gotta love the Stereotypical Poor Grammar Filter.

Spoony’s Translation: IS POLICE! BUT WE ARREST FOR BAD SWEATER.
Actual Translation: He/she/it is the policeman! But we shall arrest it for its awful sweater.
This is actually a really hard one to translate, because “это” essentially means “it” and as such typically is not used in relation to people. It is sometimes used when the gender of the person in question is uncertain, and in that case can be best translated as he/she. I went with the above translation, and I love it. On a side note, sweaters like that should be perfectly arrestable offenses.

Spoony’s Translation: NOW WE DRINK.
Actual Translation: Now we drink.
I tip my hat to you sir.

no pyccku! no pyccku! (in russia) (In russia) (I was going to spell out no pyccku *Yazeek*, but english keyboards lack backwards “R”s.) Bill gates eto cyka

“Don’t shoot!”
*BANG*
“Suspect is compliant”

That was kinda fucked up 0_o

“Don’t shoot!”
*BANG*
“Suspect is compliant”

That was kinda fucked up 0_o

@ Saiser: your translation is not always correct. For example, when it says “HERE IS GOOD POLICE”, the Russian words actually translate to “Here is a good policeman” or “At this place is a good policeman” and the grammar is actually completely right.

Also, when it says “IS POLICE! BUT WE ARREST FOR BAD SWEATER”, well… of course, in Russian you can use “это” in relation to people. For example, if you would say “Это Арнолд Шварценеггер”, it would be perfectly fine; it would translate to “This is Arnold Schwarzenegger”.

And now, we drink! За Ваше здоровье! XD

@white rotten rabbit

Checking back over my attempts, I can see you’re quite right. Well, the first one was actually a typo (since I first went through mechanically clunking down my translation of each of Spoony’s sentences, and only later added my little comments) which I didn’t notice when I was adding my comments, I assumed it was a grammatical error I’d noticed in the translation (the frigging translation process took more than half an hour, was a serious pain in the ass trying to freeze-frame the second before Spoony’s joke translation popped up).

But in regards to “это”, yeah, I screwed that one up big time. I broke it down in my head to “It is the policeman”, which seemed absurd, never figuring that it does (thinking in English) make perfect sense to say in similar context “It’s the policeman!”. So, yes, I made a pretty obvious mistake with applying “это” to people I am currently facepalming over. I lived in Moscow for several years, but that was quite awhile ago, I clearly don’t know Russian as well as I used to (though I still like to think I’m technically fluent). Hope any actual Russians on this site won’t hold it against me for making such an obvious idiot mistake.

@white rotten rabbit

Checking back over my attempts, I can see you’re quite right. Well, the first one was actually a typo (since I first went through mechanically clunking down my translation of each of Spoony’s sentences, and only later added my little comments) which I didn’t notice when I was adding my comments, I assumed it was a grammatical error I’d noticed in the translation (the frigging translation process took more than half an hour, was a serious pain in the ass trying to freeze-frame the second before Spoony’s joke translation popped up).

But in regards to “это”, yeah, I screwed that one up big time. I broke it down in my head to “It is the policeman”, which seemed absurd, never figuring that it does (thinking in English) make perfect sense to say in similar context “It’s the policeman!”. So, yes, I made a pretty obvious mistake with applying “это” to people I am currently facepalming over. I lived in Moscow for several years, but that was quite awhile ago, I clearly don’t know Russian as well as I used to (though I still like to think I’m technically fluent). Hope any actual Russians on this site won’t hold it against me for making such an obvious idiot mistake.

посмотрите вне для пряуа еврейств!

Best line ever.

Im amazed you didn’t make a gassing the jew comment.

Im amazed you didn’t make a gassing the jew comment.

Bum: Монеты? Вы Получили Монеты? О продвиньтесь, выручьте парня, будет ya? МОНЕТЫ! я не делал ничего!

SORRY, HAD TOO!

+10 for using a german song
-100 for using a song by Ralph Siegel. :P

Why this song at the end????

I HATE SCHLAGER.

I have the missfortune of living in the countra that produces this stuff and calles it music.

I'd rather hear David Hasselhoff sing in german. Then again that's schlager too so FUCK NOOOOOOOO. xD

This song gets stuck in my head…. and I've no idea what's being said throughout most of it XD
oh well
nice graffiti

what song at end?

whats with the jews comment

Kinda late, but what Sean Connery movie was he not going to talk about?

Spoony, you’re great person and stuff, but your russian is terrible =__=
P.S.: It was google translater or what?

I think they designed this level especially to get people into the habit of using the door wedges (thankfully I already got into this habit during the Red Library). Literally the first thing I do is wedge the “couch room” if there’s anyone inside, and I ALWAYS wedge the “Water Room of Death” from the outside since I think there is always at least 1-3 people in there, and the damn team always just gets themselves killed (hence “room of death”. Every serious stage has at least one death-room I learned).

Upstairs is the ultra-bitch in this stage to the point where you need enough gas to make another uncomfortable jew joke (but seriously, the propaganda death montage was hilarious!).

This level was another tough one for me, but thanks to those little door wedges, I finally did it! So now is Drinking Time of very much celebration!

I’ve been laughing for days at this. I have Swat IV and I don’t remember this level being particularly hard (unlike the hospital level) but between your inexperience with flashbangs, your annoying teammates, the moviefilm, and you’re Russian accent impression, I’ve been having a much better week, pathetically trying to maneuver conversations so I can get in a “smell of titties” refrence. This is why they call you The Spoony One.

“No weeping time for comrades!” had me rolling for a long time.

I’m Russian as well and I find this video hilarious! I’ve seen it a lot of times and it still makes me laugh so much that I need to pause the video, replay some parts and then keep going again! Regardless of the “stereotypical-Russians-speak-weird-English” parts!
And it’s not even stereotypical! You should hear my mom speak English! Her accent makes me laugh my ass off every time! :D
Not to even mention the fact that I have Jewish roots. Apparently, Judaism is transfered to a child through the mother and not the father, but my last Jewish relative was my great grandfather so it “doesn’t really count”. Nevertheless, *I* think that it kind of counts!
And I still don’t find it offensive!
Some people just need to lighten up!