Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire (PC) Trailer

by Spoony on June 16, 2009 · View Comments

The Spoony One’s final battle with the underworld is coming soon. Prepare for the last Terror TRAX game for the PC: another journey into FMV Hell along with Agent Snake Malibu and the Dragonmaster from Dragon Strike!

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Willmage June 16, 2009 at 10:28 pm: Yeah I agree with Viper6390. And if you DO eventually review Twilight, I personally must say try and make Twilight fans see movies like Interview With A Vampire or Bram Stoker’s or something. Compared to those, Twilight doesnt have shit!
Aileen June 16, 2009 at 10:32 pm: EPIC. Man, this is going to be awesome!
Alexander June 16, 2009 at 10:59 pm: Buffy is your bitch?
Edward stands no chance.
saphire June 16, 2009 at 11:17 pm: Two words:

Fucking. Epic.

And thanks to Lingo for the music reference!
Cthulhu June 17, 2009 at 12:05 am: Awesome. Just awesome.
Savrot June 17, 2009 at 12:40 am: This actually gave me goose bumbs. Very well put together!
Olivaw June 17, 2009 at 12:41 am: Spoony, I hope you are aware that you have some REALLY UGLY nipples.

Like, whoa.

I appreciate the Man on Fire reference. Quality film.
m_s0 June 17, 2009 at 12:47 am: The old TRAX reviews were awesome and this looks like it’s a worthy continuation. I still hope you’ll find ‘track of the mummy’ and ‘track of the creature’ one day. Guess you need some kind of divine intervention for that to happen :/

Does anyone even have these two gems?
Captain Smack-PIgeon June 17, 2009 at 1:11 am: Was that supposed to be Rorschach voice?

This was just plainly awesome. Spoony is the man.
PontifexPrimus June 17, 2009 at 1:18 am: LOVE IT! Oh, I’m getting so psyched about this… I really enjoyed the audio Terror T.R.A.X. and watched them again and again, and it looks like the cheesiness carries over to the video version. Can’t wait for it, and the trailer is a great appetizer!

Oh, and… apropos of nothing…
“Who do you rule, the large dark nipple-people?”
jk!
Em June 17, 2009 at 1:38 am: Wow, I actually hiccuped with laughter. That’s attractive.

Yes, save the world from Twilight. I’m trying to convince my landlord’s teenage daughters of its stupidity, it’s an uphill battle though. Looking forward to this game review. Great stuff :)
Phantasm June 17, 2009 at 1:40 am: Seriously, this is just teasing; he is playing with our miiiiiinds!!!
KiiWii June 17, 2009 at 1:44 am: jesus, that’s too epic to be and FMV review. =|
aaa June 17, 2009 at 2:02 am: Shit just got real.
Bonopoly June 17, 2009 at 3:14 am: Best. Spoony. EVAR!!
Jake Rhodes June 17, 2009 at 3:37 am: Spoony, I enjoy your work…but please I don’t want to see your nipples ever again!
Mecahawk June 17, 2009 at 4:10 am: I think that your partner in this trailer looks like Michael Manna more than the Dragonstrike guy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_Richards

Regardless, this is a fantastic trailer, Spoony. If the actual video is half this good, it will still be fantastic.
Spijkerlul June 17, 2009 at 4:17 am: Sin City. Nice
Trapilon June 17, 2009 at 4:29 am: Pls don´t show your nipples again. Never.
Wayne June 17, 2009 at 5:01 am: Cannot wait.

p.s.: the spoonster is man enough to show his nipples whenever he damn well pleases. Although I did have to laugh at PontifexPrimus’ Kung Pow Enter The Fist reference. At least they didn’t look like Milkduds.
Kristian June 17, 2009 at 5:08 am: Oh, boy, this is gonna be epic…
Salami June 17, 2009 at 5:08 am: Spoony, that was fracking briljant.

I agree with post 69 tho :)

#69 Trapilon | June 17th, 2009 @ 4:29 am

Pls don´t show your nipples again. Never.
Ink June 17, 2009 at 5:11 am: Holy Shit- v.v Now I’ll be waiting in anticipation until this Tracks review comes out.

And YES! That’s the ticket, Spoony. Less shirts. Moar nipples. :D

(and DEATH TO TWILIGHT).
Captain Garth June 17, 2009 at 5:28 am: o.o twas like glimpsing the end of days

it was…

so beautiful

….im going to go change my pants
Lucas June 17, 2009 at 5:31 am: I’ve seen the MTV Movie Awards too and was also shocked at Twilight sweeping the awards when they should’ve gone to both The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire. The only good thing about it is Heath Ledger winning Best Villain and Jim Carrey winning Best Comedic Performance.

Anyway, can’t wait to see the actual video! I hope you have some Twilight jokes lining up!
Jonzukka June 17, 2009 at 6:15 am: Damn I hate trailers =). They’re like: “This is fucking awesome but guess what, you’ve got to wait until you can watch it. Yoinks”. Got me excited, can’t wait to watch it!
Aggs June 17, 2009 at 6:16 am: Nice! More vampire shooting goodness. I’m hoping the game doesn’t suck the big one so you’ll at least be having fun, but I kinda doubt it. Looking forward to it!
*STAR* June 17, 2009 at 6:20 am: That was awesome, lol. Well put together as always. Cant wait to see it ^_^. I love it when you guys do those little clips for each other. I think it just adds to everything. “… they’re all his bitches” lol
Amontillado June 17, 2009 at 6:23 am: I’m a little surprised, I mean I never knew Spoony had Uncle Sam nipples before. Kind of shocking.
Assiman June 17, 2009 at 6:29 am: Half naked spoony, nooooooooo!!! Still, great trailer! Show them Hell, Spoony! Show them HELL!

Twilight lol.
tombert June 17, 2009 at 6:43 am: THIS IS NOT YOUR WAR SPOONY!

Great line. This looks like it’s gonna be pretty damn good.
Eric June 17, 2009 at 7:15 am: oh god they made a pc game out of it!, I guess its one of those FMV games right?
well as long as spoony is with us its going to kick ass xD
Seiber June 17, 2009 at 8:01 am: Okay, that was pretty badass. Even got some shirtless Spoony fanservice in there!
Zognar June 17, 2009 at 8:10 am: 1. That looks like that Dragonstrike guy if we’re talking about that conan type guy from that video, same way of talking even.

2. Green head – Seriously did that thing come out of the Jaguar?

3. Skeletal Failure!! ZOMG!!

4. Please do a cameo with Benzaie and/or Phelous!! Love Linkara, just that he’s guesting on a lot of TGWTGs lately.
Arron June 17, 2009 at 8:15 am: Awwwww yeeahh! This looks awesome, and this is just the trailer!
Spoony you have outdone yourself!
Mikey June 17, 2009 at 8:23 am: I really like how you and Linkara really work together.

I have to say that this trailer is very well put together and has me VERY interested for the PC version of Terror T.R.A.X. You really outdid yourself here and I must say it’s top notch work. I eagerly await to see the finished product whenever you get a chance to complete it.

Hopefully you won’t have any technical issues anymore.
N.Sonic79 June 17, 2009 at 8:23 am: Anita Blake is HIS bitch?!?!??! Now that’s some tough talk. I’ll sure tune in to see this drama unfold. Also I never wanted to see that much of Spoony’s happy trail *shudders*
Sebb June 17, 2009 at 8:42 am: is it me or does Snake look like the warrior guy out of the dragon strike video
doomie 22 June 17, 2009 at 9:11 am: Oh man, that was so awesome. I can’t wait for the new review.
Meditative_Zebra June 17, 2009 at 10:15 am: Hooray!
Myst June 17, 2009 at 10:34 am: dude this trailer was amazing… it was so much better then a lot of those movie trailers out there. i can’t wait for this video.
Ewie June 17, 2009 at 10:37 am: nice sin city parody spoony :D. + more agent snake!
Kristof June 17, 2009 at 10:48 am: NEVER
EVER
FUCKING
TAKE
OFF
YOUR
SHIRT
AGAIN.
anonymous June 17, 2009 at 10:56 am: anonymous approves
JKjoker June 17, 2009 at 10:57 am: uuh, nipple exposure and Bale’s batman voice, im already scared
DeathSquire June 17, 2009 at 10:59 am: Greatest. Trailer. Ever!

Nice Linkara and Sean cameos, too!
simpsonsfan999 June 17, 2009 at 11:07 am: When you do find Cullen, give him an extra kick in the groin straight from me Spoony,
Dylan June 17, 2009 at 11:16 am: Ewwwwwww! Spoony’s happy trail!
lilldiesel June 17, 2009 at 11:17 am: @ Kristof:
Seconded.
Nephilim June 17, 2009 at 12:06 pm: lol @ all the freaked out people. Y’all act like you’ve never seen a shirtless guy before. :D

OT. lol :D I can’t wait for the video. Looks like it’s going to be epic