Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review (6-25-09)

by Spoony on June 25, 2009 · View Comments

This special movie review brings my brother Miles in front of the camera, as we discuss the newest cinematic abomination created by the shit-flinging monkeychild Michael Bay.

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Aaron Booth August 4, 2010 at 5:53 pm: I have both Transformers logos on my arms and people ask why i have them ? I know the movies suck balls but Gen 1&2 didnt… Why cant someone make a good movie nower days? So TF 1&2, Sucked Balls, predators.. was ok but still Sucked Balls!! OMG the US Godzilla film!!!! I almost wanted to shoot myself after that Vomit fest of gayness!! I mean comeone, Its not hard to make a desent movie Nower days But sadly Directors put in the worst actors or the slutiest ones ” Megan Fox ” and then get the nerve to hire the worst writters in the world! Someone told me there where doing a Metal Gear Solid movie? I dunno if its Bullshit or true but christian bale is going to Direct and star in it? But my friend did say that he is a hardcore fan to MGS, so maybe he wont balls it up? Hope not :P
Anyway this seams to have dragged out soooo ummmmm bye XD
13secondspastmidnight August 7, 2010 at 10:56 am: … 200 million dollars.

… 200 million DOLLARS.

… 200 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS TO MAKE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

Do you know what I'd do if I had 200 million dollars? First thing, I'd pay out a hitman to shoot Michael Bay in the head. Second thing, I'd use the rest to create a time machine to go back in time and stop the greatest tragedies in human history – these include: 1) The holocaust, 2) the Rwanda genocide, 3) the Dutch and English occupation of Africa, 4) The creation of Scientology, 5) The birth of Stephanie Meyer (or at least find a way to stop goddamn fucking twilight being published), 6) THE CREATION OF THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!! (And then I'd take the money that this movie was going to use and give THAT to charity).
AngryBlackChick August 8, 2010 at 7:52 pm: I honestly swear that I thought I was the only person who found that movie to be garbage. My date brought me to see that piece of shit and I wanted to fucking castrate him for wasting our time. It's bad enough all the people in the theater were a bunch of inbred morons who cheered and applauded when some mindless event took place in that dumb ass movie. (Oh and they whistled whenever Megan Fox was on screen.) So yeah, it's two and a half hours I'm never getting back from my life. Don't get me started on the fucking racist douchebag robots…considering the fact that I was one of the only black people there, my opinion on how I felt about the movie was irrelevant. (Since there was some asshole outside the damn theater asking our opinions of the movie for the local newspaper.) I tore the movie a new asshole but all that got printed was how great the movie was. I swear Michael Bay must have subliminal messaging in his movies that people with an I.Q below 50 are susceptible to, since I hate every movie that he shat out of his over-hyped ass.
rewind83709 August 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm: I would like to apoligies as part of both the white people and the human race for this movie.
I rented this movie with a friend knowing it would suck, call it curiousity. We were mad with furry after this, “movie.”
(Shutter) I can't even imagine what they plan on doing to a third. Maybe they'll bend Optimus over as Michael Bay rapes his ass. Much like what happened to Indian Jones. Another movie I have yet to see.
Rick Wakefield August 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm: Thank you Miles for pointing out “Pearl Harbor”. I could not agree with you more.
rewind83709 August 12, 2010 at 3:09 pm: The weirdest shit said in that movie was spouted by Optimus in his fight scenes. Why have him talk like that?!
Why?!
rewind83709 August 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm: Your a better man, than I am sir. I salute you.
Anonymous August 12, 2010 at 10:09 pm: The weirdest shit said in that movie was spouted by Optimus in his fight scenes. Why have him talk like that?!
Why?!
Anonymous August 12, 2010 at 10:12 pm: Your a better man, than I am sir. I salute you.
Anonymous August 14, 2010 at 11:04 am: Well the death of Michael Bay would provide me enough happiness that I’d be in a pretty generous mood. (Insert evil laugh).
Anonymous August 14, 2010 at 11:04 am: Well the death of Michael Bay would provide me enough happiness that I’d be in a pretty generous mood. (Insert evil laugh).
Ashely Lutz August 29, 2010 at 5:24 am: Proud to say I never payed to see this.