Clones of Bruce Lee Review: Part 2

That grass scene has to be one of the craziest fights I have ever seen on film.

I know you americans are prude, but you could have shown the boobs ;)

Besides that, as always, great rant!

Wait, at 2:27 Bruce is still wearing his sunglasses when he gets out of the shower! 007 can suck it, Clones of Bruce Lee for life!

Umm is it just me, but at 7:16, one of the Bruce Lees, his nipples are lopsided. D:

Vote 1 Insano.

that was hilarious. Spoony owns

Oh my god! I can't stop laughing, aah my stomach hurts. This has got to be the funniest yet the worst movie idea I have ever seen. Yes Bruce Lee is legendary but there is simply no cloning him! The swim suite scene they could have used trunks instead of... hamocks? is that what they're called? Wouldn't know I only know one other character who wears stuff like that... Todd from Scrubs. Hey! Questions for Dr. Insano... where's your pink freakish son? and whats his name anyway? Pinky?

I had to take a second look at the throght chop cuz i thought i saw a nipple...it was her armpit hair ><

Awesome Review! I'm really impressed by what you achieved with the 3 roles! They interact surprisingly well for the apparent difficulty of that trick. Keep it up, Spoony!

review the impossible kid, and this was one of your best review!

Dr. Nye invened Agent Orange?
DAAYUMMM

WOW this is possibley the oddest movie ive ever seen

Hey Spoony,

You JUST HAVE TO see/review this philippine film called "The Impossible Kid". It stars a secret midget agent dressed like Don Johnson in Miami Vice, who zooms around like James Bond along with a bad imitation of the Pink Panther theme song, steals all the ladies, kicks bad guys in the knee caps, jumps rifts with a toy motorcycle and wields guns just as big as he is. And the dubbing is hilarious. There's also a prequel called "For Your Height Only" - I mean, c'mon!!!

great site, this.

Oh Shit. No, you didn't. But his name deserves to be in print more often. So... Bolo Yeung.

Dude.. YOU TOTALLY MISSED THAT THAT WAS BOLO YEUNG.

I actually own Atmosfear... depressing

I tire of these constant personalities that you've created, can't anyone get back to the basics lately? It's as if every internet personality I fell in love with has turned into some pseudo internet celebrity that has to be an internet comedian instead of just doing what they always used to do.

You kinda defend the Bruce Lees not looking like the real Bruce Lee by mentioning Elvis impersonators. After all, how many movies have someone play Elvis (and not an Elvis clone) who doesn't look a thing like Elvis. Or how about past presidents like JFK or Nixon. In those cases it seems to be enough to sound like NIxon, or Elvis. Maybe in Cantonese those guys really sound like Bruce Lee? (rhetorical question, btw).

My favorite film that kinda exploited Lee's death was the 80's schlock flick No Retreat, No Surrender, which was a rather lame film and only notable for being one of Jean-Claude Van Damme's early films (he played a minor role as a villain).

Heh, my inner (and for that matter outer) nerd has to point out that technically Jango Fett was cloned to make "Clone Troopers", not Stormtroopers and . . . Oh damn it, Dave beat me to it!

It's not fair, I wanted to be nit picky about asinine details. :P

A gratuitous scene which has no hinderance on the plot whatsoever? The main characters completely ignoring it and never speak of such TIT-illation ever again?
BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

Great to have you back reviewing bad movies Spoony.

That sequence where the hooker gets karata chopped to the neck was unbelievable. It had me crying, laughing, and coughing at the same time. "Oh...that's what you get!". Well timed indeed my man.

That scene where the guy was striking the bronze dudes with a stick (8:06) reminds me of this one scene in Tiger and Crane Fists where a bunch of dudes are striking Fei Lung with sticks but he doesn't get hurt because he has protective caps embedded in his torso which render him invincible.

Noah, that's your masterpiece so far!

I want this movie!!

LoL Bruce Lee number whatever pours acid on poor scientist guys face "Talk you animal". And karate chopping that chick in the throat. Wow are these clones heroes or just cloned thugs sent to kill other thugs haha.

Wow, I have never commented on any video until now... but seriously, I just had to say that this was probably the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. IMHO it's even worse than Troll 2 n' stuff... OMG I can't believe what I just saw! + it's a big insult to Bruce Lee. Damn!

Wow, I thought the bum had been sleeping in my closet. I have those games on the top shelf.

... in that order. Creepy.

110: Thanks for clearing that up, Linkara.

Wow. That is one retarded movie...
Hillarious as always :D

I guess the only highlight of the movies were the women in them.

I wonder.... who are the actresses who played those nurses?

Not often I agree with your reviews, but this movie was terrible. I have honestly encountered rotten apples recently digested and crapped out by an ill dog that had more appeal than this movie.

Just one thing I want to point out regarding the refference to Jango and his clones. The clones, were not stormtroopers, they were predecessors. By the time A New Hope rolls around most, if not all of the clones are dead. I know it doesn't really matter, but I'll mention it anyway. I'm annoying like that.