Creator’s Commentary is here.
The Bruces’ second mission leads them into the clutches of the most brilliant, diabolical mastermind of SCIENCE to ever blight the earth: Dr. Nye. What super-weapons has he created? Will three Bruce Lees (and one Chuck Lee) be enough to end the Science Guy’s reign of terror?
Find out!
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LoL Bruce Lee number whatever pours acid on poor scientist guys face “Talk you animal”. And karate chopping that chick in the throat. Wow are these clones heroes or just cloned thugs sent to kill other thugs haha.
Noah, that’s your masterpiece so far!
I want this movie!!
That scene where the guy was striking the bronze dudes with a stick (8:06) reminds me of this one scene in Tiger and Crane Fists where a bunch of dudes are striking Fei Lung with sticks but he doesn’t get hurt because he has protective caps embedded in his torso which render him invincible.
Great to have you back reviewing bad movies Spoony.
That sequence where the hooker gets karata chopped to the neck was unbelievable. It had me crying, laughing, and coughing at the same time. “Oh…that’s what you get!”. Well timed indeed my man.
A gratuitous scene which has no hinderance on the plot whatsoever? The main characters completely ignoring it and never speak of such TIT-illation ever again?
BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!
Heh, my inner (and for that matter outer) nerd has to point out that technically Jango Fett was cloned to make “Clone Troopers”, not Stormtroopers and . . . Oh damn it, Dave beat me to it!
It’s not fair, I wanted to be nit picky about asinine details. :P
You kinda defend the Bruce Lees not looking like the real Bruce Lee by mentioning Elvis impersonators. After all, how many movies have someone play Elvis (and not an Elvis clone) who doesn’t look a thing like Elvis. Or how about past presidents like JFK or Nixon. In those cases it seems to be enough to sound like NIxon, or Elvis. Maybe in Cantonese those guys really sound like Bruce Lee? (rhetorical question, btw).
My favorite film that kinda exploited Lee’s death was the 80’s schlock flick No Retreat, No Surrender, which was a rather lame film and only notable for being one of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s early films (he played a minor role as a villain).
I tire of these constant personalities that you’ve created, can’t anyone get back to the basics lately? It’s as if every internet personality I fell in love with has turned into some pseudo internet celebrity that has to be an internet comedian instead of just doing what they always used to do.
I actually own Atmosfear… depressing
Dude.. YOU TOTALLY MISSED THAT THAT WAS BOLO YEUNG.
Oh Shit. No, you didn’t. But his name deserves to be in print more often. So… Bolo Yeung.
Hey Spoony,
You JUST HAVE TO see/review this philippine film called “The Impossible Kid”. It stars a secret midget agent dressed like Don Johnson in Miami Vice, who zooms around like James Bond along with a bad imitation of the Pink Panther theme song, steals all the ladies, kicks bad guys in the knee caps, jumps rifts with a toy motorcycle and wields guns just as big as he is. And the dubbing is hilarious. There’s also a prequel called “For Your Height Only” – I mean, c’mon!!!
great site, this.
WOW this is possibley the oddest movie ive ever seen
Dr. Nye invened Agent Orange?
DAAYUMMM
review the impossible kid, and this was one of your best review!
Awesome Review! I’m really impressed by what you achieved with the 3 roles! They interact surprisingly well for the apparent difficulty of that trick. Keep it up, Spoony!
I had to take a second look at the throght chop cuz i thought i saw a nipple…it was her armpit hair ><
Oh my god! I can’t stop laughing, aah my stomach hurts. This has got to be the funniest yet the worst movie idea I have ever seen. Yes Bruce Lee is legendary but there is simply no cloning him! The swim suite scene they could have used trunks instead of… hamocks? is that what they’re called? Wouldn’t know I only know one other character who wears stuff like that… Todd from Scrubs. Hey! Questions for Dr. Insano… where’s your pink freakish son? and whats his name anyway? Pinky?
that was hilarious. Spoony owns
Vote 1 Insano.
Umm is it just me, but at 7:16, one of the Bruce Lees, his nipples are lopsided. D:
Wait, at 2:27 Bruce is still wearing his sunglasses when he gets out of the shower! 007 can suck it, Clones of Bruce Lee for life!
I know you americans are prude, but you could have shown the boobs ;)
Besides that, as always, great rant!
10:00 -> :DDDDDDDD gotta love it “ok, wtf are u doing” :::DDDD lolled so hard, or later on the part “om nom nom” :______D god spoony u pwn 8)
That grass scene has to be one of the craziest fights I have ever seen on film.
That grass scene has to be one of the craziest fights I have ever seen on film.
No Linkara why did you install your comic book in his head. WE MIST THE BOOBS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. But of course we get to see chuck's Lees speedos.
DAMMIT LINKARA!
DAMMIT LINKARA!
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