AWSOME MAN I have been waiting for this YAYS ALL HAIL THE SPOONY ONE!!!

WOOOOH Spoony Thank You

WOOOOH Spoony Thank You

Officer Artie Bucco?? For real?!?! This game truly deserved the oscar for BEST CASTING EVER

Awesome!!!! Glad I stayed up for this!!

Awesome!!!! Glad I stayed up for this!!

You sir are a wonderful, wonderful man.

It looks like you may have forgotten to set interlacing to off in your editing program.

It looks like you may have forgotten to set interlacing to off in your editing program.

great stuff, keep it up

Great. I’ve been waiting for you to continue this project. Glad to see that you’re back on it.
I had a good laugh at the Trauma Center reference, and am looking forward to the next part.

Great. I’ve been waiting for you to continue this project. Glad to see that you’re back on it.
I had a good laugh at the Trauma Center reference, and am looking forward to the next part.

Great to see Christopher Walken back in action and talking about being a human shishkebab.

They must have power shortages in the future with all the dark corridors. No wonder everybody in this game seems to be miserable, nobody can see what they’re doing!

Wow, that doctor after the brain surgeon, or neurologist or whatever, must be Paul Giamatti!

Wow, that doctor after the brain surgeon, or neurologist or whatever, must be Paul Giamatti!

Thank you Spoony for another great video!

Sweet! I looooove it!!

There’s nothing like shouting “HEY, IT’S PAUL GIAMATTI!” To put a smile on a man’s face.

There’s nothing like shouting “HEY, IT’S PAUL GIAMATTI!” To put a smile on a man’s face.

There’s nothing like shouting “HEY, IT’S PAUL GIAMATTI!” To put a smile on a man’s face.

Spoony, I have to give you credit for the Overdrawn at the Memory Bank reference. That slew me.

That being said, this is truly a great video. Your riffs are truly entertaining and hilarious, bringing back memories of MST3K all over again. Thanks so much!

Spoony, I have to give you credit for the Overdrawn at the Memory Bank reference. That slew me.

That being said, this is truly a great video. Your riffs are truly entertaining and hilarious, bringing back memories of MST3K all over again. Thanks so much!

Awesome! I’ll be honest, I wasn’t entirely sure if you were actually going to keep doing this game.

Great to see a new video.

Thank you for this! It was great to hear Walken (alright, Spoony-Walken) saying “Tag! You’re it!” Looking forward to see more of this.

Thank you for this! It was great to hear Walken (alright, Spoony-Walken) saying “Tag! You’re it!” Looking forward to see more of this.

Spoony, you are awesome! I loved the Phantasmagoria 2 review and I was dying to see this review and it did not disappoint! You are hilarious! Thanks Spoony, can’t wait for part 2.

Spoony, you are awesome! I loved the Phantasmagoria 2 review and I was dying to see this review and it did not disappoint! You are hilarious! Thanks Spoony, can’t wait for part 2.

Spoony!

They’re centauris! Look our for Mollari~!

Spoony!

They’re centauris! Look our for Mollari~!

Ahh Ripper, one of the first games I ever bought. Still have all 6 CDs of it. Bet I can guess the Ripper’s identity in four tries! Looking forward to the rest of the review ^_^

Excellent – Feels like I’ve been waiting for ages on this one.

Also if you are able to, I recommend you review Blond Justice anyway, I found the other review to be quite bothersome with 3 people reviewing it at once xP

This is good and awesome and win and all, but I have to call foul! If we’re allowed to see the disected Ripper victim’s boob, than why’d you have to edit them out of the clones of Bruce Lee?!?

X3 Just saying. I’ve never even heard of Ripper untill you mentioned it back in Johnny Nmonic, but I’m very familiar with FMV games, as my dad had the 3D0 and I remember him getting wanged off at the puzzles in the Deadalus Encounter, and hating how Super Wing Commander couldn’t use the same cast as Wing Commander 3… speaking of which, my dad is still pissed off that there aren’t any more games out there starring Mark Hammel. : <

This is good and awesome and win and all, but I have to call foul! If we’re allowed to see the disected Ripper victim’s boob, than why’d you have to edit them out of the clones of Bruce Lee?!?

X3 Just saying. I’ve never even heard of Ripper untill you mentioned it back in Johnny Nmonic, but I’m very familiar with FMV games, as my dad had the 3D0 and I remember him getting wanged off at the puzzles in the Deadalus Encounter, and hating how Super Wing Commander couldn’t use the same cast as Wing Commander 3… speaking of which, my dad is still pissed off that there aren’t any more games out there starring Mark Hammel. : <

This is good and awesome and win and all, but I have to call foul! If we’re allowed to see the disected Ripper victim’s boob, than why’d you have to edit them out of the clones of Bruce Lee?!?

X3 Just saying. I’ve never even heard of Ripper untill you mentioned it back in Johnny Nmonic, but I’m very familiar with FMV games, as my dad had the 3D0 and I remember him getting wanged off at the puzzles in the Deadalus Encounter, and hating how Super Wing Commander couldn’t use the same cast as Wing Commander 3… speaking of which, my dad is still pissed off that there aren’t any more games out there starring Mark Hammel. : <

Aaaahh, I’ve been waiting for this one for ages! *jig*

Aaaahh, I’ve been waiting for this one for ages! *jig*

I so glad you are back at doing this. And please do your own review of blonde justice.

I’ve been eagerly looking forward to another FMV Hell playthrough. I absolutely loved your take on Phantasmagoria 2…

…Now if only I could get the video to play. :(

I’ve been eagerly looking forward to another FMV Hell playthrough. I absolutely loved your take on Phantasmagoria 2…

…Now if only I could get the video to play. :(

Hmm, I can’t watch it :/ Just a black screen on it and I can’t click the video/the play button to start it.

Noooooooooo :’( *sob*

Hmm, I can’t watch it :/ Just a black screen on it and I can’t click the video/the play button to start it.

Noooooooooo :’( *sob*

For everyone who can’t see it, go to the blip link. It works there for me.
http://blip.tv/file/2495239

For everyone who can’t see it, go to the blip link. It works there for me.
http://blip.tv/file/2495239

thank you for posting that…cant wait till part 3

thank you for posting that…cant wait till part 3

Paul Giamatti!!!!!!!!
LOL
I am not drinking any fucking MERLOT!!!!
Great job spoony!

Paul Giamatti!!!!!!!!
LOL
I am not drinking any fucking MERLOT!!!!
Great job spoony!

Yay! Glad you continued this… and you’re right… It’s un-fucking-believeable!!!

Yay! Glad you continued this… and you’re right… It’s un-fucking-believeable!!!

I still die over the “I heard that” jokes. xD
Great vid, Spoony man, you continue to be my favorite online entertainment.

Thanks sangii :)

Thanks sangii :)

I liked when you said I’m not a machine Quinlan laughed so hard :D

I liked when you said I’m not a machine Quinlan laughed so hard :D

FINALLY!!!!!!!!! IT’S COME!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!! IT’S COME!!!!!!!!!!

Real nice brain picture of the killer there. That’ll really help. How are they even sure that’s a picture of the killer and not just like a Birthday clown or a woodpecker?

Good stuff though. I appreciate the editing for time, and it was entertaining and hilarious as always.

Real nice brain picture of the killer there. That’ll really help. How are they even sure that’s a picture of the killer and not just like a Birthday clown or a woodpecker?

Good stuff though. I appreciate the editing for time, and it was entertaining and hilarious as always.

Awsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome!!!!!!!!!!!

Awsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been waiting for more of this since the last one. I was not disappointed, sir.

I’ve been waiting for more of this since the last one. I was not disappointed, sir.

Is it just me or does the main character look like..”TREVOR!”(jazz hands)

This also makes me thankful that my parents were into good FMVs when I was a freshman in high school, like Gabriel Knight 2 and The 7th Guest.

Spoony is the man!!!!

Spoony is the man!!!!

That was great. I’m surprised at the cast!!! Christopher Walken is the man and is that really Paul Giamati? I was flabbergasted. Looking forward to the next installment PEACE!

Ha ha ha.
You’re quiet cleaver with those jokes, Spoony.

Clever*

Clever*

YESS!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESS!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

“u mean shes in there but you cant reach her?” just like Katie Holmes !!!BOOOOM!!! u the man Spoony

“u mean shes in there but you cant reach her?” just like Katie Holmes !!!BOOOOM!!! u the man Spoony

“My girlfriend has a portable whack too but she calls it something different” Oh lawd Spoony, you’re the man

“My girlfriend has a portable whack too but she calls it something different” Oh lawd Spoony, you’re the man

I hear if you put all the expressions on Christopher Walken’s face over each other, you can see the face of GOD.

I hear if you put all the expressions on Christopher Walken’s face over each other, you can see the face of GOD.

Lol’d so fucking hard at “TAG!”

Lol’d so fucking hard at “TAG!”

YESSSSSSSS been waiting for this for so long ^_^

Keep em coming spoony :P

YESSSSSSSS been waiting for this for so long ^_^

Keep em coming spoony :P

Loved the references to Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. All we need now is a computer designed like a furnace filter to store Catherine’s memories.

Loved the references to Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. All we need now is a computer designed like a furnace filter to store Catherine’s memories.

I love these FMV riffs Spoony. They’re better than MST3K.

I AM INTERFACED!!!
Hahaha, I love original content from you Spoony.

I AM INTERFACED!!!
Hahaha, I love original content from you Spoony.

HELL YEAH! Finally. I’ve been waiting for this so much!

He must smoke when a case is done. That’s the why box is full. lol This sure is un-fucking-believable, Spoony. Keep up the good work!

i heard that quinlan! lol haven’t laughed at that sence phantasmagoria ended :p come to think of it i think i’ll go watch that again lol

i heard that quinlan! lol haven’t laughed at that sence phantasmagoria ended :p come to think of it i think i’ll go watch that again lol

about the interlacing, in the video editor:
make sure every interlacing option is off and pixel aspect ratio is 1(square) , field order: none(progressive scan)

about the interlacing, in the video editor:
make sure every interlacing option is off and pixel aspect ratio is 1(square) , field order: none(progressive scan)

cant wait to watch more. i love walken… especially that video floating around the net of him teaching us a recipe for baked chicken.

cant wait to watch more. i love walken… especially that video floating around the net of him teaching us a recipe for baked chicken.

Paul Giamatti?! O_o

It can’t be! It can’t be! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
(BOOOOOOOOOOM)

Wow they managed to make Paul Giamatti even creepier than he usually is!

Wow they managed to make Paul Giamatti even creepier than he usually is!

Tag, you’re it!
This is only the first video and I’m already laughing my ass off! :D

Tag, you’re it!
This is only the first video and I’m already laughing my ass off! :D

I almost wish Spoony had seen “The 10th Kingdom”, so he could see the man playing Quinlan overact his ASS OFF.

I almost wish Spoony had seen “The 10th Kingdom”, so he could see the man playing Quinlan overact his ASS OFF.

Awesome! I’ve been waiting for this to happen!

Thanks a lot, Spoony!

God I hope Walken turns out to be the Ripper.

With my luck it’ll just be Marion Ravenwood. It usually is. :p

God I hope Walken turns out to be the Ripper.

With my luck it’ll just be Marion Ravenwood. It usually is. :p

The background music is torture.

The background music is torture.

Boy that Hospital Ward (Laboratory) is ready for some student do some chemistry experiments. Marion sure has a nice rack, behind her that is.

Boy that Hospital Ward (Laboratory) is ready for some student do some chemistry experiments. Marion sure has a nice rack, behind her that is.

The video was great and I’m definitely looking forward to more, but that one sound-track playing in the background is getting to me.

HILARIOUS

..PART TWO!!! COME ON PART TWO!

HILARIOUS

..PART TWO!!! COME ON PART TWO!

Geez, there’s a lot of well-knowns in this. Kinda unexpected. And everywhere has next to no people in it, the serial killers clearly do a lot of work here. Nice one, Spoony.

Empire Records reference!

Empire Records reference!

She’s only dabbled in dopple…so I certainly hope she doesn’t bungle or bobble the fingal dopple

She’s only dabbled in dopple…so I certainly hope she doesn’t bungle or bobble the fingal dopple

Is it just me or does that piece of medal around the receptionist’s (or whatever the guy at the beginning behind the desk is) neck look like the Centauri Emperor’s medallion?

Okay, that was way nerdy even for me.

Is it just me or does that piece of medal around the receptionist’s (or whatever the guy at the beginning behind the desk is) neck look like the Centauri Emperor’s medallion?

Okay, that was way nerdy even for me.

Does he have to chomp on that cigar after every scene?

Tag! your it!

Tag! your it!

Tag! your it!

You know, come to think of it, the main character in this game kinda reminds me of Shia LeButtfuck from Indy 4…

You know, come to think of it, the main character in this game kinda reminds me of Shia LeButtfuck from Indy 4…

ENTIRE MEGABYTES ?

best comment =DD

ENTIRE MEGABYTES ?

best comment =DD

praise spoony its finally here!
excellent work sir!

I was enjoying this so much, and then you made reference to Quinlans “Rex Manning” hair. I nearly shit my pants laughing…nothing like a good Empire Records reference. I bow before your snark sir.

I was enjoying this so much, and then you made reference to Quinlans “Rex Manning” hair. I nearly shit my pants laughing…nothing like a good Empire Records reference. I bow before your snark sir.

dang this game has a lot of celebrities in it.

dang this game has a lot of celebrities in it.

WTF, Don Vito!? – What the hell are you doing here??

WTF, Don Vito!? – What the hell are you doing here??

when i played this game his girlfriend was the ripper

when i played this game his girlfriend was the ripper

So that is the guy from the 10th kingdom than?
I knew I saw him from something

So that is the guy from the 10th kingdom than?
I knew I saw him from something

Blast you lermont, you beat me to the Don Vito

I can’t believe Giamatti ever got famous after doing this, or that Walken’s career didn’t take a hit

Then again, who besides spoony has ever seen/heard of/played this?

Another great one, cant wait for the next

Blast you lermont, you beat me to the Don Vito

I can’t believe Giamatti ever got famous after doing this, or that Walken’s career didn’t take a hit

Then again, who besides spoony has ever seen/heard of/played this?

Another great one, cant wait for the next

I hoped that you’ll continue riff on The Ripper…
I’d never thought to see so many famous people appearing in a video game!!
“I heard that, Quinlan!”XD… great Spoony!!!

I hoped that you’ll continue riff on The Ripper…
I’d never thought to see so many famous people appearing in a video game!!
“I heard that, Quinlan!”XD… great Spoony!!!

YEAH RIPPERS BACK!

YEAH RIPPERS BACK!

Aw right more ripper this was hilarious great work spoony cant wait for part 2

Aw right more ripper this was hilarious great work spoony cant wait for part 2

am I the only one who thinks Quinlin looks like Trevor from phantasmagoria 2 with a bad wig?

aww gosh that was great, hope we can expect more ripper videos soon to come?!

aww gosh that was great, hope we can expect more ripper videos soon to come?!

@78. I think Walken’s been in stuff far worse than this, since he has a habit of accepting just about any role, considering each one a learning experience. It’s kind of like trying to figure out how Sir Ben Kingsley is still able to get good roles in movies after being in crap like Uwe Boll’s “In the Name of the King” and “A Sound of Thunder”. They’re just too good/well liked to have their career suffer serious harm from the occasional bad role.

Spoony is totally right. I bought this game after seeing it in his Johnny Pnemonic review and it is VERY hard to get running. The opening movie and the music were so choppy I couldn’t stand it. Since I don’t even know how to use DOS I just gave up and decided to let Spoony play it for me.

I’m wondering what Spoony’s going to do about the alternate endings since there’s about 4 of them.

Spoony is totally right. I bought this game after seeing it in his Johnny Pnemonic review and it is VERY hard to get running. The opening movie and the music were so choppy I couldn’t stand it. Since I don’t even know how to use DOS I just gave up and decided to let Spoony play it for me.

I’m wondering what Spoony’s going to do about the alternate endings since there’s about 4 of them.

finally, can’t wait to see this ^_^

Christ I love Christopher Walken.

I think I’ve said that before but it bears repeating!

Christ I love Christopher Walken.

I think I’ve said that before but it bears repeating!

Damned right that’s all you’ll say! And I’ll thank you never to mention Hilander 2 again… EVER!

Guh… so… awful… stupid… harpy-men… cannot… UNSEE!

It made me a little sad I caught both the Empire Records reference and the Trauma Center one. XD

The video wasn’t too bad, considering the kind of game it is. Hope you fix whatever you can soon, Spoony! As it is, it’s definitely watchable.

It made me a little sad I caught both the Empire Records reference and the Trauma Center one. XD

The video wasn’t too bad, considering the kind of game it is. Hope you fix whatever you can soon, Spoony! As it is, it’s definitely watchable.

Don’t want to wake up everyone in the house playing your point and click game?

Then you better get that disk in the drive bitch! Hear that static? It just keeps playing. Whoops you bought speakers that don’t have a volume control dial, sucks to be you right now. Cmon, pop it out, put in the new one. Oh, now you’re just fumbling with it. It can’t be any easier. Well fuck, I hear your dad coming from the back room now. Looks like someone will be washing dishes for a long time.

Don’t want to wake up everyone in the house playing your point and click game?

Then you better get that disk in the drive bitch! Hear that static? It just keeps playing. Whoops you bought speakers that don’t have a volume control dial, sucks to be you right now. Cmon, pop it out, put in the new one. Oh, now you’re just fumbling with it. It can’t be any easier. Well fuck, I hear your dad coming from the back room now. Looks like someone will be washing dishes for a long time.

Spoony, there is nothing more funny than loading up the site expecting to see that obnoxious music video and treated to one of the scariest screen-caps of Christopher Walken I’ve ever seen.

thank you.

Spoony, there is nothing more funny than loading up the site expecting to see that obnoxious music video and treated to one of the scariest screen-caps of Christopher Walken I’ve ever seen.

thank you.

That… is… the scariest… still… ever..

But, other than that, awesome video.

That… is… the scariest… still… ever..

But, other than that, awesome video.

You’ve gotta admit. It’s amazing how many actors they were able to drag into this game.

Yeaaaa hahaha lou is great yeaaaa x)

Lol that guy in the evidence room whas Artie Buco from the Sopranos

Lol that guy in the evidence room whas Artie Buco from the Sopranos

“Is your hair a mange-infested clown wig on purpose?” XD

christopher walken, miran, paul freakin giamantie (i probably spelt that wrong) and the wofl form the thenth kingdom….what did they do for casting just send out a pamphlet that said “if you’re an actor who makes people go “what the hell he is in this?” please come be in the game!” seriously!
oh and dude i was laughing at the “i heard that quinlend” but when u said “tag you’re it” omfg i laughed so hard it hurt i played it like 5 times over and over again. I cna’t wait for more man this is great!

christopher walken, miran, paul freakin giamantie (i probably spelt that wrong) and the wofl form the thenth kingdom….what did they do for casting just send out a pamphlet that said “if you’re an actor who makes people go “what the hell he is in this?” please come be in the game!” seriously!
oh and dude i was laughing at the “i heard that quinlend” but when u said “tag you’re it” omfg i laughed so hard it hurt i played it like 5 times over and over again. I cna’t wait for more man this is great!

Ya like everyone else said… im blown away by how many famous actors are in this game. I cant believe i never played this. Lookin forward to part 2 =)

Ya like everyone else said… im blown away by how many famous actors are in this game. I cant believe i never played this. Lookin forward to part 2 =)

Very nice happy to see another great riff

Very nice happy to see another great riff

This riff… is un-fucking-believable!

I’ve been waiting for this! I crack up everytime Spoony impersonates Walken.

I’ve been waiting for this! I crack up everytime Spoony impersonates Walken.

Well your Walken impression is definitely improving :p

Well your Walken impression is definitely improving :p

Do me like a rotisserie chicken

Do me like a rotisserie chicken

god this is worse than phantasmagoria. at least that was lulzy.

this is just sad.

god this is worse than phantasmagoria. at least that was lulzy.

this is just sad.

I’m suprised the recording actually went so well. What are you using, DOSBox or VDMSound? I got my copy working fine using VDMSound but of course I can’t record while using it.

Anyways, I beat this game before. It’s really difficult to go through. Some of the puzzles are stupidly annoying (Like the ball rolling puzzle in the one guy’s apartment.) to impossible to figure out (Like figuring out the book number. Remember, eye=i), and THEN there’s Catherine’s Stone puzzle. And that’s only the beggining of the game.

I do like how it was different people each time through the game. It was always 1 of 4 different suspects by the end of the game. The story was sub-decent (Unlike Phantasmagoria 2, which was awful), and the characters were interesting, like Falconetti has this insane fetish with knives.

Just wait till Spoony gets to the puzzles and the shooting segments. Those will be fun.

I’m suprised the recording actually went so well. What are you using, DOSBox or VDMSound? I got my copy working fine using VDMSound but of course I can’t record while using it.

Anyways, I beat this game before. It’s really difficult to go through. Some of the puzzles are stupidly annoying (Like the ball rolling puzzle in the one guy’s apartment.) to impossible to figure out (Like figuring out the book number. Remember, eye=i), and THEN there’s Catherine’s Stone puzzle. And that’s only the beggining of the game.

I do like how it was different people each time through the game. It was always 1 of 4 different suspects by the end of the game. The story was sub-decent (Unlike Phantasmagoria 2, which was awful), and the characters were interesting, like Falconetti has this insane fetish with knives.

Just wait till Spoony gets to the puzzles and the shooting segments. Those will be fun.

I cannot overstate how much I’ve been waiting for this… all humor could seriously be based on FMV games as far as I’m concerned (that’s how painful my memories are) and you handle them better than anyone else, dude. Phantasmagoria was the frickin’ funniest thing ever, my only complaint about Borg was that you didn’t show the whole thing (although Klingon was much worse, as I recall), and this looks like it could be the best yet.

I cannot overstate how much I’ve been waiting for this… all humor could seriously be based on FMV games as far as I’m concerned (that’s how painful my memories are) and you handle them better than anyone else, dude. Phantasmagoria was the frickin’ funniest thing ever, my only complaint about Borg was that you didn’t show the whole thing (although Klingon was much worse, as I recall), and this looks like it could be the best yet.

What the hell is John Adams doing in this? JESUS.

Paul Giamati? Oh god!

Paul Giamati? Oh god!

MGS4 made me already really sick of the word “nanomachines”

MGS4 made me already really sick of the word “nanomachines”

I know this takes a lot of writing and hard work.

Thank you, Spoony

Awesome! I’ve been waiting for this, and it was more than worth it!

hahaha! you all losers! no your weres than that! your all cavemen compared to me thanks to my brand new SHERLLY BLUE THING!

I agree with Adam. Hell, I could watch Christopher Walken overact in this all day. Anything to forget him in Hairspray as Travolta’s OH GOD I SEE HIM AGAIN!

Hails from Mexico Spoony

What kind of messed up weird ass hosptiol and station are in this world. ><

Looks like Racoon City with highlanders 2′s sky an pitiful attempt at high tech gadgets.

I’m torn… I should be loving this because it has Christopher Walken and John Rhys-Davies (both phenomenal actors) but… I… ack…

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS SUCKS! Is there honestly ANY FMV video game that is actually GOOD? Crap, even Anderson’s video game to movie adaptations are better than these (though not by much).

… The name of ‘Ripper’s director doesn’t happen to rhyme with ‘Mole’ does it? That would explain the decent cast in a shitty game-related video… game. Meh.

Paul Giamatti is in this? Just goes to show that actors are willing to do anything for a paycheck.

Holy crap, it’s Paul Giamatti!

Your Walken sounds like a Jewish rabbi stereotype

Do it more ^^

Haha! I’ve been waiting for this Spoony! Kick ass! Mike and the Robots would be proud of you! I know I am!

Walken’s face at 7:50 is golden.I laugh my ass off everytime i see it XD

So far this game isn’t even nearly as good as phantasmagoria 2 :(((

Hope it will work out coss for now it’s just boring (except for walken – he’s fucking crazy with the cigar “aaaam”)

what!? s-she not d-d-dead!? well she will be in a world of pain. i think.

and how can someboby resore her memories? how!!?

i don’t get it. how in the can somebody resore he memories

the opening picture to the video Walken looks freaking creepy.

Just thought of something.

Is Spoony going to make Dr. Insano the Ripper?

You’re the best, Spoony!

Why couldn’t they cast a decent actor for the MC? Considering that they had so many in lesser roles…Walken is of course the bright spot in all of this. I don’t think he could fail at entertaining if he tried. Even as the custodian in Joe Dirt, he was brilliant.

Someone asked if there were any decent FMV games. They are out there, and actually not that hard to install/obtain, here are a few:

Tex Murphy series – Under a Killing Moon, Pandora Directive, and Overseer – all available at gog.com

The first Phantasmagoria was pretty good, and also highly disturbing.

Gabriel Knight 2 is decent, although it’s part of a trilogy but is the only FMV game in that trilogy.

wow, Christopher Walken, Karen Allen, Paul Giamatti… who else is hiding in this thing?

(Nice Overdrawn at the Memory Bank and Trauma Center refs, I assume the ‘healing touch’ thing was Trauma Center)

“Tag Qinlyn! You’re it!” I laughed so hard I hit my head. Curse you Spoony and your diabolical humoristic schemes!

This will be good, I expect it will beat phantasmagoria 2 since you do a killer Walken-imitation dude. Applauds from Sweden!

AGGHHH! i remember this game!!! to think i picked the box up and gave it the once over before putting it back and buying some thing else

*luckey escape!*

Great review as allways Spoony, i look forward to part 2.

Thank you for what seems to be the start to another great FMV-riffing!
And if I find someone with a credit card, I’m so buying the “I heard that Curtis!”-Shirt in honor of the 5 hours of PHANTASMAGORIAAAA-fun you graced the internet with (*cough* overdramatic *cough*)!

P.S.: Hey, I found your myspace-page! Haven’t checked mine for years!

Nice Sideways reference.

Ha! The starring guy is the wolf from that TV mini-series the 10th Kingdom…that’s right…I said it.

Spoony… the Walken impression you do… is just fantastic.

You know that picture you see in the video player every time you load the page? (Don’t know if anyone understood that.) The look on Christopher Walkin’s face is fucking creepy.

Oddly enough…. I miss Phantasmagoria 2.

@Meta

Something’s wrong with you…

Walken’s face should ALWAYS creepy you out.

Did anyone else notice that Quinlan looks like a gay version of Robert De Niro in Heat?

Who can deny that Christopher Walken is one of the greatest actors EVAH…

RIght of the bat Spoony, I gotta say your still frame for the video is FUCKING EPIC. Walken chewing on a Stogie with a look like he’s gonna fucking kill whoever put him up to this crap. I’ve got a raging hard on and it’s thanks to The Spoony One. O.M.G

*is wondering why you didn’t call this episode “Send me a Data Angel”*

I heard that Quinland! Haha you’ve just ressurected an old favorite :D
More! MORE! :)

What is a data angel anyway?

Is it tech?

Isn’t that door-sound practically the same as in Doom 1 & 2 (still haven’t played III)?
Great review as always.

Ha, how come the receptionist in the hospital has both a head set AND a clip-on mic inbetween her boobies?

You screw up on more time, Quinlinn, and I’ll get you busted down to writing horoscopes for the daily shoppa

Doesn’t Spoony know Paul Giamatti?

Hey Spoony, when you finish riffing on the entire Ripper game, you should do a montage clip of all the conversations with Magnotta. It would be pure comedic gold.

Loved it, but if I can ask a stupid question, what the heck do you mean by “so colonial” or was that something I missed back in the prologue?

I am sorry spoony, but this guy looks just like you.

Mad props for fitting in that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank reference. Certainly one of Raul Julia’s poorer choice of movies.

So me and my brother have invented a fantastic game you can do with almost any of the Christopher Walken footage!

Whilst watching the FMV play out, everytime Walken puts a cigar in his mouth, pause it, take a cylindrical object of your own choosing (sausage, line of chocolate, salami, flute, carrot, cock etc.) and use it to recreate the screen pause before you as accurately as you can WITHOUT LAUGHING.

It’s undoable. FOR ANY OF THEM.

True about the police station, you are on Mars! Even the doors sound like the ones from DooM…

She'll call in her secret weapon: “Slows time with the healing touch”.

Haha oh man trauma center references, awesome.

Sadly no option to bend that receptionist over her desk.

This is why you rock Spoony–your videos have a really big replay value. These aren't just reviews or walkthroughs–your commentary is so spot-on funny and at times really informative, and I find myself watching these back to back as though I were watching MST3K. You are that funny. :)

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The Creepy Hospital walls really calms those patients in the ICU

I fuckin' love Christopher Walken…