Let’s Riff on Ripper – Act 1, Part 1

by Spoony on August 19, 2009 · View Comments

The investigation begins! Ace reporter Jake Quinlan starts out by checking out the police station for case reports on the Ripper case, but will Detective Magnotta hamper his efforts? Will Catherine recover from the Ripper’s attack? Will Marion be able to elude the Nazis and give the headpiece to the Staff of Ra to Indy?

Find out! It’s un-fuckin’-believable!

(I’m working on fixing the interlacing issues. Not sure where those came from.)

KaitBunny

This is why you rock Spoony--your videos have a really big replay value. These aren't just reviews or walkthroughs--your commentary is so spot-on funny and at times really informative, and I find myself watching these back to back as though I were watching MST3K. You are that funny. :)

HypnoticGenes

Sadly no option to bend that receptionist over her desk.

FaustSnake

Why are there skull designs on the hospital walls?
Not exactly putting you in a safe and comfortable mindframe when visiting.

"Hey, I'm here to see my girlfriend here in this place with skulls on the walls... D:"

Michael Quiroga

She'll call in her secret weapon: "Slows time with the healing touch".

Haha oh man trauma center references, awesome.

Draconarius

True about the police station, you are on Mars! Even the doors sound like the ones from DooM...

Toxxi

So me and my brother have invented a fantastic game you can do with almost any of the Christopher Walken footage!

Whilst watching the FMV play out, everytime Walken puts a cigar in his mouth, pause it, take a cylindrical object of your own choosing (sausage, line of chocolate, salami, flute, carrot, cock etc.) and use it to recreate the screen pause before you as accurately as you can WITHOUT LAUGHING.

It's undoable. FOR ANY OF THEM.

BaerXIII

Mad props for fitting in that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank reference. Certainly one of Raul Julia's poorer choice of movies.

Dougieguy01

I am sorry spoony, but this guy looks just like you.

CR@1G

Wow I haven't seen elevators that slow since Mass Effect.

Phred

How much crack was Walken on when he made this?

A-Douche-A-Bag

Loved it, but if I can ask a stupid question, what the heck do you mean by "so colonial" or was that something I missed back in the prologue?

Serph

Hey Spoony, when you finish riffing on the entire Ripper game, you should do a montage clip of all the conversations with Magnotta. It would be pure comedic gold.

Marcus

Doesn't Spoony know Paul Giamatti?

wqe

You screw up on more time, Quinlinn, and I'll get you busted down to writing horoscopes for the daily shoppa

Bob

Ha, how come the receptionist in the hospital has both a head set AND a clip-on mic inbetween her boobies?

Marina

Isn't that door-sound practically the same as in Doom 1 & 2 (still haven't played III)?
Great review as always.

jadedcorliss

What is a data angel anyway?

Is it tech?

JD

I heard that Quinland! Haha you've just ressurected an old favorite :D
More! MORE! :)

Nonesuch

RIght of the bat Spoony, I gotta say your still frame for the video is FUCKING EPIC. Walken chewing on a Stogie with a look like he's gonna fucking kill whoever put him up to this crap. I've got a raging hard on and it's thanks to The Spoony One. O.M.G

*is wondering why you didn't call this episode "Send me a Data Angel"*

Dark Pascual

Who can deny that Christopher Walken is one of the greatest actors EVAH...

ThePotatoKing

Did anyone else notice that Quinlan looks like a gay version of Robert De Niro in Heat?

DairunCates

@Meta

Something's wrong with you...

Walken's face should ALWAYS creepy you out.

Specter Von Baren

Oddly enough.... I miss Phantasmagoria 2.

Meta

You know that picture you see in the video player every time you load the page? (Don't know if anyone understood that.) The look on Christopher Walkin's face is fucking creepy.

Jim

Spoony... the Walken impression you do... is just fantastic.

Topher Blair

Ha! The starring guy is the wolf from that TV mini-series the 10th Kingdom...that's right...I said it.

M

Nice Sideways reference.

paradeus

Thank you for what seems to be the start to another great FMV-riffing!
And if I find someone with a credit card, I'm so buying the "I heard that Curtis!"-Shirt in honor of the 5 hours of PHANTASMAGORIAAAA-fun you graced the internet with (*cough* overdramatic *cough*)!

P.S.: Hey, I found your myspace-page! Haven't checked mine for years!

Odin the small

AGGHHH! i remember this game!!! to think i picked the box up and gave it the once over before putting it back and buying some thing else

*luckey escape!*

Great review as allways Spoony, i look forward to part 2.

Yzothateg

"Tag Qinlyn! You're it!" I laughed so hard I hit my head. Curse you Spoony and your diabolical humoristic schemes!

This will be good, I expect it will beat phantasmagoria 2 since you do a killer Walken-imitation dude. Applauds from Sweden!