FIRE APES ON FIRE.

Epic…humankind doesn’t stand a chance.

I have fought against more powerful thing than that.

Do you think it wise to let everyone in on the plan? Oh, but well… Humans are just less hairy apes, so most of us will be surprised anyway… ^^

The heat is on!

1. Put on Doctor Insano gear
2. Read this article into the camera
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

ITS A SIGN OF THE COMING APOCOLYPSE! EVERYONE PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD!

omg dude that is so @#$%ing epic that i think i fudged my self reading this

Shocked to hear the suicide squirrel plan failed. Guess it was one those that only worked on paper. But this with the flaming apes. It reeks EPICNESS!!! With this executed, the world is yours to take, and not a single soul on this sorry ass planet can stop you. Except Bruce Campbell, that is if he’s not too busy doing something else, like Evil Dead 4 perhaps. :D

And thus, SCIENCE WINS YET AGAIN!

The reason the squirrel plan didn’t work is because you are not Squirrel Girl. If you had her power it’d be entirely different.

Fiery apes on fire!? Well if that isn’t guarenteed to succeed, I don’t know what is! Dr. Insano, how do you think of such amazing plans for taking over the world?

…Oh yeah, with science. Duh. Sorry, silly question.

Please, PLEASE no more Insano cameos ruining otherwise good reviews.

Why complain about the Insano jokes? They’re brilliant.
Dr. Insano provides each of following in endless supply:
1. Plot devices (Warrior review and Final Fantasy final review for examples)
2. Pointing out just how ridicilous >Insert Plot hole here< is by having Doctor Insano play through the scenario.
3. A satifing laugh, every time he appears.

Marina,

If you recall Spoony’s Final Fantasy 8 review, it’s been well established that a supervillain could tell the human race TO ITS FACE how it’s about to be enslaved/annihilated, and the humans would cheer and clap.

Clap…that reminds me. If Doctor Insano REALLY wants to freak people out, he’d make sure the monkeys are the ones that clap cymbals with those horrible expressions on their faces.

Though, how exactly are the monkeys supposed to attack with all the pain they’d be in due to the burning? Are these Darkman monkeys?

…why didn’t I think of that?!
Damn you Insano! Damn you and your SCIENCE!
…..
Wonder if Fire Rhino’s will work ….

Seriously, where did you find that picture?

Why limit yourself just to monkeys when there are many other simians whose skills could be used – consider the stealthy lemur or the mighty orangutan.

They can grab you if you’re on fire!

I think this plan is fucking genius, humankind doesn’t stand a chance!

Your fire apes are nothing compared to my CHAINPANZEE

You get the pun? It’s like, a chimpanzee with chainsaws strapped to it’s arms and legs. It took me all day to think that one up.

I have NO IDEA how it works but it’s AWESOME

Though Chainpanzees are less likely to burn to death and therefore more likely to kill me, but they do chop themselves in half by accident sometimes.

DOCTOR INSANO. >8O

I won’t even ask about what kind of poop THEY would fling.

@Kevin Holsinger
Yeah, I forgot all about that. I thought that was a bit too far fetched, but now that I think it over… Now that I know, how the world will be conquered I still feel like cheering. ^^

I wonder if Dr. Insano found a way to have the monkeys produce asbestos in their skins… that would keep them running a lot longer. It might help if they feel the pain to enrage them, though.

@Kevin Holsinger
Yeah, I forgot all about that. I thought that was a bit too far fetched, but now that I think it over… Now that I know, how the world will be conquered I still feel like cheering. ^^

I wonder if Dr. Insano found a way to have the monkeys produce asbestos in their skins… that would keep them running a lot longer. It might help if they feel the pain to enrage them, though.

best world domination plan EVER!!!! i’ll be barricaded in my bathroom

@Kevin Holsinger

You mean like the one from Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders? Y’know that thing would be pretty scary while also on fire…creepy little demon toy.

Ah, it seems that our dear Doctor Insano seems to have forgotten about humans of at least partial Irish decent like me. Just give each of us a sixer or two of beer and we’ll have all his flaming gorillas pissed out in an hour, no problem.

And so mankind shall fall. The world stood ignorant of the plan about to unfold. For the world had prepared to fight against the forces of giant nuclear lizards and meteors that would end all life. The world, it was not prepared for the greatest product of science, of fire apes on fire.

Note to Dr Insano-

Sir, have you considered combining this plan with elements of plan 307. The squirrels (having been pannicked by the burning apes) should run out of control causing addional havoc and expanding the window of opportunity for success.

Reality is stranger than fiction.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
The amount of completely worthless shit of which I am aware staggers me.

Well I can say that this plan is although easily defeated by a garden hose however, this plan can be a successful Blitz tactics against masses of enemies as their puny little human minds cannot comprehend flaming apes. If however someone was to extinguish the fire apes then their brute strength as an ape will still be able to easily defeat a human

Not even LINKARA could defeat such a plan! Let us surrender to Doctor Insano lest we face the wrath of the fire apes!!!

Fox

Never saw “Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders”. But the Wikipedia link on the movie contained another Wikipedia link for a cymbal-monkey. And yep, that’s the one. Stephen King was so f*cked up by one of those things that he ended up writing an entire story with one as the antagonist. So if it’s good enough for Stephen King, I think it should be good enough for Dr. Insano…unless Dr. Insano hates Stephen King (not sure what he likes to read).

My god…FLAMING APES!
You’re a mad man, Insano! A MAD MAN!

The only downside to flaming apes is they may very well join various internet forums and completely derail several arguably good topics. In result, they may very well become highly enraged by the resulting forums bans, and end up destroying everything in the vicinity.

Ah, yes, but now that we know, we’ll all stock up on bananas. When the fiery apes crash through our walls, they’ll be severely distracted by the discovery that they can now ROAST their favorite food. >:D

@ Invertin

Chainpanzee? Useless! Now, Chimpanzer? A tank made out of chimps, or perhaps a tank commanded by chimps.

DO MOAR RIPPER

I’m going through Christopher Walken withdrawal over here.

Doc? Nintendo already thought this one up. There’s a specie of flaming ape Pokemon.

Ironically enough, these Flaming Ape pokemon are glass cannons and learn an attack called “Flare Blitz”. Actually, that’d be a pretty good code name for Plan 406; Flare Blitz: Operation Infernape!

402! sorry! X_X;; gosh, I gotta stop staying up and doing research into useless things like Project Diva on PSP.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! These apes are on fire!

Sorry Doc, but I do believe that I have found a rather severe snag in your plan. While it is true that an army of specially engineered fire apes on fire WOULD provide a high chance of success against single targets whose primary skills are based on PUNCHES and PAPER WARES, it won’t do much good if the target in question is, you know, armored or armed with a medium to long distance weapon. And let’s not think about the scale of the project. How many fire apes on fire would it take to conquer even America? That’s not a small amount. Think of the bananas these things would consume! Such a huge purchase of bananas would likely attract the attention of the federal government. They’ve learned to watch out for the banana stocks after that whole King Kong incident. I doubt you would be able to get away with more than a couple of hundred before people start getting suspicious.

That has to be….the single most brilliant thing I have ever read in my entire life. Monkeys are awesome, fire is awesome, monkeys plus fire equals EPIC!

Side note: Intiate world conquest by region in areas with a sunny forecast only.

PS. SCIENCE!!!

Good thing I’ve got an ape retardant suit in my cupboard…

The only downside to flaming apes, is that they require designer clothes, which last just a few minutes on them before they require more haute couture clothing. Also, they may eventually kiss other flaming apes of their same gender, and dance to the YMCA music.

Hahaha, these Insano Files are awesome, would be a great podcast if dr.insano just recorded the voice as if he’s giving a physical log.

Hahaha, these Insano Files are awesome, would be a great podcast if dr.insano just recorded the voice as if he’s giving a physical log.

If the movie “Congo” provides any wisdom to the discussion, you’d be wise to keep the flaming apes away from towns and villages near active volcanos. Anyone who’s seen the end of the movie will notice that when apes are consumed in flames, for some reason they attempt to put out the fire by jumping into lava. A peculiar tactic to be sure, but perphaps they know something we don’t.

So you may need to think of another strategy for conquering Hawaii or Mount St. Helens.

I agree that the Insano cameos in reviews are a bit to plentiful, and they feel a little forced at times. I think giving Insano his own video series, not unlike this article, would be a great idea, though. At least the Insano-haters will know not to watch it. Only problem is that a Dr Insano video series would require a less domestic background.

That 8% must have the biggest balls ever.

God help us all if that plan succeeds.

I just love the awful logic in this. It reminds me of that part in The Simpsons, where pirates were burying some treasure. One of them said “Wait a minute; instead of burying this treasure, why don’t we use it to spend on things? You know, things we like?” And then he was shot. :-D

Eh. Mike will beat them up regardless. The fire apes are a mere inconvenience to Mike.

Don’t ever listen to the haters and stop the Dr. Insano insanity; it’s pure win…

@ Lash Lightning

Or perhaps Chainpanzers?

Tanks made of chimpanzees that are also made of chainsaws?

Or maybe instead of tracks, it just has a giant pair of chainsaws that it moves along on! BLARGH! GET ME PAPER NOW! MUST WRITE BLUEPRINTS IMMEDIATELY!

You’re Mad Doctor Insano, MAD!!!! No way this plan of yours can work, (takes a quick cell phone picture of the plans) I’ tell you it it’s Insane!!!! Now excuse me, I’m going to do something completely different than what is involved here. Mainly going to a Zoo.

God News! I read your post using your “Dr. Insano” voice. Enjoy reading mine with Dr. Farnsworth.

XD Lol. Flaming Apes.

Apes on fire, apes on fire, burning burning with…more fire…

God help us all if they start deciding to flinging flaming you-know-what!

NO SHIT Doc

As long as they’re not RAPE APES

Superman will-

WROOOOONG.

Oh god, my lungs….I was having a horrible day until you posted this. Thank you Spoony.

I’m buying a power washer.

When I read this, Noah’s Insano voice played in my head as narrator, complete with maniacal laughter.

I don’t think humanity stands a chance against Dr Insanos army of flaming apes. Are destruction is enviable.

I don’t think humanity stands a chance against Dr Insanos army of flaming apes. Are destruction is enviable.

This plan sounds vaguely familiar to the Bat Bomb that was being developed during WWII to fight off the Nazis. ;)

Correction. The Bat Bomb was developed to fight the Japanese, not the Nazis. My mistake.

screw the monkeys, what the hell is going on with that guys legs?

Very funny, I want to see more of these!

What has science done?

Now, what if the Army combats the Fire Apes with Ice Monkeys? will the world be doomed?

Reading this in Doctor Insano’s voice made it twice as funny. No, three times as funny!

Oh, get a load of this! This video is called “Kefka Sums Up Squall”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJM-VbPAH48&NR=1

Oh, Aaron, I think that he’s wearing pants with puffed thighs, which used to be common in the first half of the twentieth century.

a smart gamerrrrrrrr .. thank you

LMFAO!!!

you should use Hippos instead of apes, they taste like blueberries!

Dr. Insano, you can buy more time if you use a grease fire! they won’t see it coming as their feeble attempts with water cause the flames to intensify!