Robowar Review

by Spoony on September 6, 2009 · Comments

Creator’s commentary can be found here.

Reb Brown, star of Space Mutiny and Yor, returns in his greasiest adventure yet! Can he and the elite BAM Squad survive the terror of the Robowar?

Edit: Bruno Mattei was a director on Porno Holocaust. Joe D’Amato just got top-billing. There has been no goof!

Edward.s

Loving the swat 4 scene. "Your in my spot Sir!" *shots him* utterly halerious

CarrerCrytharis

Wow, my creepy uncle brought this home to watch when I was seven. Also I think I was in Japanese class with one of the Dark Maze guys in college.

You're in my way sir

Dude, Ormander, STFU! Both movies were made twenty years ago, there's point in getting mad, if it's that old no one can sue, and there is nothing you can really do about it, the movie's already been made. Plus, it's not a complete ripoff of Predator, Predator used alien Robowar used a Robot, and Reb Brown. But yeah, I was expecting a little more from a movie that claims to have a Robot war, and Reb Brown fighting a robot.

Omamder

What the FUCK! This movie not only ripped off the ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE OF PREDATOR, it did so absolutely shamelessly! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THE DIRECTOR! They ripped off the scene where he jumped off the waterfall, complete with the exact same scream, they ripped off the scene with them storming into the village, along with the knife throwing scene complete with the stupid fucking "don't move" bullshit, they ripped off the costumes, they ripped of the characters, they ripped off the bloody location, they ripped off saving that chick, they ripped off the fucking number of guys, they ripped off the explosions from the "robot" which that shot lasers that looked exactly the fucking same as predator, and they ripped off the indian guy stopping and going back for the "robot" when they were going to da choppa..ehem, I mean, uhh...boat. The only thing they didn't fucking rip off was that Reb Brown didn't go commando by himself and actually kill robot, the fucking robot just did it himself! I can't believe how absolutely motherfucking painful it was to watch this movie rip off every last detail from predator! Fuck you, whoever directed this movie, you should be sued so much you , and your children, and your children's children become fucking homeless!

jadedcorliss

That's it, I'm going to have to order the VHS tapes of Yor and this, and watch them with my family to just see their facial expressions.

PETE BUCCI

I LIVE IN SAN PEDRO, CA!!!

(It's a long E Spoony, not an accented E. We hate that shit.)

Vidaluko

I think the Creator’s commentary is new, that´s why the video is in the front again, and is a great review....

Matt

What the.......Ummmm, okay, kinda random seeing Robowar on the front page again. AND ITS NOT EVEN ON TOP! its the second post........whats goin' on here? >_>

Jeo

The heck is this doing back at the top? Ah well, I guess I'll watch it again, cause it was AWESOME!

Drew

I don't know if this is helpful by the translation of the Japanese subtitle for when the robot says "greasy" means "comprehension; consent; understanding; roger (on the radio)"

Palidan800

I cracked up laughing so hard when the dude said "You're in my way, sir" XDDDDDDDD

Bob Dole

What were the clips with things like "GLAM: Giant Leprechauns And Monkeys" from?

Bob beard

STANLEY KUBRICK IS A LONG WAY MUCH MORE AWSOME than anyone that you talked, so be careful when you say THINGS. Or you're like "that guy with glasses" and think BATMAN is a good movie too. ROLF.

MastaMarek

2nd best review eva after the thing!!! man I laughed so hard.!!! keep up the good work spoony!!

theFFVIguy

Reb should have decapitated the robot with a rock like he did the the robot in Yor.