Alone in the Dark Review

17:50 – Listen to Linkara real carefully, you’ll hear him say: “I NEED SCISSORS!! Sixty-One!!!” Metal Gear Solid Reference, FTW!!! XD

@Golden Christian: No he doesn’t not at all.

Spacetheater 4000 :D

Easily one of my favorite Nostalgia Critic segments. Bravo!

@ pokeylope

They have tried, he runs away. Seanbaby used to write for EGM, and he frequently called Uwe Boll out for the turds he calls movies. Uwe wanted to fight someone on G4 to promote the event, G4 called Seanbaby, and Uwe called in sick. This is because Seanbaby is a big fucker who knows Muay Thai, and Uwe prefers to fight people who haven’t set foot in a ring before.

It’s a shame, Seanbaby probably would have DQ’d himself by “forgetting” about it being a boxing match and breaking Uwe’s face with his knee, and it would have been both awesome and worth it.

whoa the old guy sounds like the gatekeeper

I try to watch Uwe's movies, I honestly do, but whenever I get anymore past the half way point in any of them I need to either go break something or hurt someone.

I'm acting……… I like to wear women's clothing I like to wear….

LOL… Oh yeah, this movie has nothing to do with the games.

I once heard that Germany subsidizes it's film industry and that's how Uwe Boll can make flops and still profit.

How didn't they make fun of the ultra-efficient city evacuation without mentioning Dragon Ball Z's edited dub where a reporter pretty much tells the audience:

“Oh no, that guy has thrown a gigantic fireball at the highly populated big city! It exploded like 1000 Hiroshimas!!! But its alright, the city evacuated safely in the 2 seconds it took for the fireball to reach it, kids.”

I love how Uwe thinks if he physically beats up his critics, it makes him a better filmmaker.

So, according to the Boll Theorem if I kick my old Theory I professor in the balls, does that mean I didn't fail the course back in 2005.

Where's MY tax credit?!?

about the “impaling thing” in the legacy of kain games one of the only ways to kill a vampire was to impale him, and projectiles did little to hurt enemies just a though….

Or the one I like better, when Nappa destroys the aircraft that was the 'robot' one, to make the reporters flee.

I just watched the Ed Wood movie by Tim Burton last night and I finally get the “I like to wear women's clothing” joke. This eps is twice as awesome now. Please do more reviews with the Nostalgia Critic.

On another note I'm planning a marathon/ drinking game where we watch Uwe Boll movies, I'll let you know how that works (and possibly film it).

Is it just me, or had Christian Slater spent the majority of his career attempting to emulate Jack Nicholson in every conceivable way–all the way down to the use of eyebrows?

You know what's even worse. There's a sequel to this. And here's a shocker, the whole cast is different.

And here's the kicker. Even though each Alone in the Dark movie shared a similar writer, the only thing each one shares is a similar main character. And btw, if you have to ask which Edward is better, Christian Slater wins. .

To be honest, by now ive watched movies far worse than this and you missed out on the best part of it: The fucking Soundtrack! Seriously just read the names of the bands who contributed to this. Inflames, Fear Factory, All Shall Perish, Mnemic, Heaven Shall Burn, Lacuna Coil, Cradle of Filth, Soilwork….
I actually enjoyed the whole “shooting in the dark room” scene just because of the music that was played :X

BUY HAPPINESS?!?! In game money? FUCK YOU MADDEN!

Ohay, what does this have to do with the video games? XDDD

alone in the dark is a video game, and uwe boll makes 90% of his profits from turning good games into total shit fests.

One of my favourite reviews ever. Possibly the BEST review I’ve ever seen. I mean, it has Spoony, Linkara, and NC riffing on an Uwe Boll movie. What more could you possibly ask for?

There needs to be more of these crossover reviews cause they’re just brilliant.

… no, really, there NEED to be more made.

… if no more are made, I have access to a hydrogen fusion bomb aimed at a major city in America. MWAHAHAHAHA! (insert evil villain orchestral sting here).