Comments on: Alone in the Dark Review

By: dumuh

dumuh — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:49:17 +0000

I once heard that Germany subsidizes it's film industry and that's how Uwe Boll can make flops and still profit.

By: Furore23

Furore23 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:39:57 +0000

Of course, the difference between Boll and Ed Wood is that as inept as he was, Ed Wood seemed to believe in what he was doing. So, a doofus, but an HONEST one. Uwe Boll is nothing but a cynical, mercenary, douchebag with no talent OR interest in developing talent.

By: Kirzan

Kirzan — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:54:51 +0000

I'm acting……… I like to wear women's clothing I like to wear….

LOL… Oh yeah, this movie has nothing to do with the games.

By: Kirzan

Kirzan — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:54:51 +0000

I'm acting……… I like to wear women's clothing I like to wear….

LOL!!!

By: murderouscow

murderouscow — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:42:31 +0000

I try to watch Uwe's movies, I honestly do, but whenever I get anymore past the half way point in any of them I need to either go break something or hurt someone.

By: Jesse Franciskovic

Jesse Franciskovic — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:54:23 +0000

bloody hilarious!

By: petebucci

petebucci — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:30:20 +0000

whoa the old guy sounds like the gatekeeper

By: GunarmDyne

GunarmDyne — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:07:18 +0000

I can't believe I watched this twice before I noticed the Castleton T-shirt!

By: Rylock

Rylock — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:47:17 +0000

@ pokeylope

They have tried, he runs away. Seanbaby used to write for EGM, and he frequently called Uwe Boll out for the turds he calls movies. Uwe wanted to fight someone on G4 to promote the event, G4 called Seanbaby, and Uwe called in sick. This is because Seanbaby is a big fucker who knows Muay Thai, and Uwe prefers to fight people who haven’t set foot in a ring before.

It’s a shame, Seanbaby probably would have DQ’d himself by “forgetting” about it being a boxing match and breaking Uwe’s face with his knee, and it would have been both awesome and worth it.

By: pokeylope

pokeylope — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:22:52 +0000

Someone (read: spoony ) should write a review of an Uwe movie (or use an old text one) and find an exceptionally strong movie critic to review it, so when Uwe pulls another critic boxing match the critics will have an ace in the hole :D

Words and logic seem to have no effect on this man. We must apply sweet satisfying violence, and preferably film it.