Arr… Walk plank, drink rum, so on and so forth, g’night mateys.

i totally forgot that today was talk like a pirate day…not that i’ve had any opportunity to do so today. After seeing these bits there haven’t really been too much in the ways of pirate stuff except the Monkey Island series and the Pirates of the Caribbean movie (i agree with ya the 1st one was the best).

yar i guess.

i totally forgot that today was talk like a pirate day…not that i’ve had any opportunity to do so today. After seeing these bits there haven’t really been too much in the ways of pirate stuff except the Monkey Island series and the Pirates of the Caribbean movie (i agree with ya the 1st one was the best).

yar i guess.

Should have did the last part on Pirate Music.

You cheater, you didnt DRINK THAT. I bet it’s probably pinesol in there or something, so thats probably for the best.

Talk like a pirate day? Who comes up with these holidays? Whats next, **** like a rabbit day?

Ah well. Good times, Gave me a good laugh, matey! Yar…

I admit it’s not some of your best series of videos ever made, but I’m sure it’s just all for the sake of “talk like a pirate day” even though I didn’t know it existed.

Still, good use of the POTC theme at the end of each video.

I enjoyed this little series, they were short, fun, and time-killing. Cheers matey.

I enjoyed this little series, they were short, fun, and time-killing. Cheers matey.

note to self don’t add links in future

we must see more o’ smiling jack, I’m assuming he be one of them there clones.

we must see more o’ smiling jack, I’m assuming he be one of them there clones.

Pirates definitely need more love.

uh happy 50 pages of spoonieness..woooo

ah you didn’t really take a wig of Captain Morgan!come on Noah we won’t think any less of you!

ah you didn’t really take a wig of Captain Morgan!come on Noah we won’t think any less of you!

so……………… what drugs where you in? I want some

I’ve seen Ice Pirates! Although, I too feel old now.

Not to nit-pick an obvious bit, but I thought that you could have at least mentioned Skies of Arcadia. Other than that, I loved the whole set!

(PS Monkey Island is the BEST pirate game ever!)

Ah ye lubber, yer fergettin New Horizons: Uncharted Waters. Yet ye bein more a trader an diplomat wit most o t’men… ye can be a wench pirate wit thunder in her sails or a rat who knows his way round steel more than those other sops!

Fantastic series. It really showcases your acting more dramatically than normal. Fun, short, and funny.

I loved this whole series! Short, sweet, and funny. Some of your vlogs can be quite daunting so this was a nice change of pace.

Rouge galexy was a RPG, where u are a pirate. Its hard and long and annoying as hell but its still a pirate game. Although its overall not a bad game, but once u beat it, u never want to play it again.

Pirates of the spanish main can be pretty fun

You didn’t set it up but I feel you may have missed Pirates of Dark Water. Also you missed Pirates! for the NES.

There are pirate minotaurs in Dragonlance. Does that count?

This seemed rather pointless, especially for being a 4-part series :\

@Andrew Murray #10:
You are a cruel, cruel man.

Arrr…. Great idea and lists!

Thou didst forget the Shadowrun “Cyberpirates” scenario… Does that count?

Anyway your fame as reviewing pirate, taking no hostages, just making reviews has improved a lot. So should we we meet on open sea, it’s parlay and not party!

Come on Spoony, drink the rum! Actually get drunk! It’s fun, until morning rolls around. Had that happen to me today, and then I went to work with that hanging over me . . . on second thought, maybe you should slow it down a bit. No offense, but you look like a bit of a lightweight.

I hate to say it though 7th Sea was a great pirate/ swashbuckling rpg. I mean there definitely not enough of them out there but it was damn good for being what it was. Though I was a little bit disappointed at the d20 adaptation.

hehe you are such an ass. :)

Yar, ya dun forgot Freeport! That excellent trilogy written by Green Ronin Games. One of the 1st D&D D20 adventure paths!

I enjoyed these. You should do more reviews with this persona.

well there is rouge trader (pen and paper that is PIRATES IN SPACE) rpg… but it hasn’t come out yet. when it come to pen and paper games what out there?

Wasn’t there a Vampire with the name Smiling Jack?

@octeni

no your thinking of the bum that hang out a walmart ( all of the walmarts) his name is Smiling Jack… you don’t want to know what makes him smile but i’ll give you a hint anyways Bl*&J*bs. for cash. i know bad joke.

I’m seen many a pirate review, but yar be the finest. Tho it be a tad short, you landlover. Where’s your pirate ship?

These were awesome, lol. I also liked the Monkey Island music and the Pirates of the Caribbean music at the beginning and end of each.

Hey Noah what ever happened to your movie commentaries like Judge Dredd and Stay Alive???

Um..Arrr mateys! Arr and all that other stuff.

Um..Arrr mateys! Arr and all that other stuff.

i must say, your not that bad of an actor Noah

Yarr, these reviews sank mi ship! Good goin’ matey, arr.

Yarr, these reviews sank mi ship! Good goin’ matey, arr.

You forgot skies of arcadia!!

Could’ve used some more beard.

Could’ve used some more beard.

you need to air that on TV !!!

I think you need to lay off the Captain Morgan. XD

All the parts were pretty funny overall. Keep up the awesome work. ^^

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!!

P.S.: Your laugh at the end was freaky… in a good way.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!!

P.S.: Your laugh at the end was freaky… in a good way.

MIND = BLOWN

That was silly awesome.

Yarrr! This vids were strangely awesome, captain!

I CAN’T TAKE THIS MUCH LONGAH’!

Yarrr! This vids were strangely awesome, captain!

I CAN’T TAKE THIS MUCH LONGAH’!

I saw that tiny tiny sip of rum you drank, bless.

But still, I do love the effort you go to on these things.
Considering most people of your type on the Internet, you are easily one of the best as well, have you ever tried to get onto TV or Film?

Some russian games like Pirates of the Carribean ain’t bad..

YAAARRRRR! So it be you who steal me cap’n Morgan rum mr.spoony! this be an act o’ mutiny! Prepair to get ur gullets cut and gittered….. or buy me a new bottle with ye ill gotten gains! YAAARRRRR!

but seriously, very funny, very short and very piraty ( compaired to the other people ive seen celebrating talk like a pirate day )

YAAARRRRR! So it be you who steal me cap’n Morgan rum mr.spoony! this be an act o’ mutiny! Prepair to get ur gullets cut and gittered….. or buy me a new bottle with ye ill gotten gains! YAAARRRRR!

but seriously, very funny, very short and very piraty ( compaired to the other people ive seen celebrating talk like a pirate day )

Spoony you need a beard.. or goatee that would make that outfit complete.

I agree with all of these videos… Pirates fucking suck.

I agree with all of these videos… Pirates fucking suck.

Spoony, do you know the game “Sea Dogs”? Now, thats a good pirate game.

You know spoony, if you really wanted to look like a drunken pirate, you should’ve scratched your eyes a little bit, to look like your a little sober and all. Just saying.

You know spoony, if you really wanted to look like a drunken pirate, you should’ve scratched your eyes a little bit, to look like your a little sober and all. Just saying.

Are you planning on using this character in future reviews? That could be interesting.

Oh hey, what about Spelljammer? Couldn’t that count as a pirate rpg?

I saw that fake swig o’ the old rum! Not a big fan of the captain are yah, Spoony? ;)

I saw that fake swig o’ the old rum! Not a big fan of the captain are yah, Spoony? ;)

spoony u been the wacky baccy again?

madder than a bucket of weasels!

I like these videos but I can’t wait for some Ripper Videos

I like these videos but I can’t wait for some Ripper Videos

Spoony: Now for pirate RPGs.
Me: GURPS Swashbucklers!
Spoony: GURPS, I guess.
Me: … Holy [bleep], I didn’t expect him to actually say it.

I’m ecstatic to meet someone else who’s played (and maybe liked?) GURPS. If you were in Arkansas, I’d invite you to my upcoming GURPS zombie apocalypse campaign.

speaking of which, what IS your thoughts about GURPS?

speaking of which, what IS your thoughts about GURPS?

Kodus on the accent pretty darn good!! Just need some eyeliner and dredlocks and a swearing parrot!!

BOOOOOOOOOOO! the laste but at least it was better than SWAT 4.

BOOOOOOOOOOO! the laste but at least it was better than SWAT 4.

You could maybe have savage worlds if you modded it enough to apply. Brilliant british accent though mate, i’m really impressed! : )

Chrono Cross had a very pirate’y feel to it. In fact it even had a pirate as a playable character.

Chrono Cross had a very pirate’y feel to it. In fact it even had a pirate as a playable character.

AAAAAAAAHRRRRRRRR!!! Me and me mateys went on partying at Talk Like A Pirat Day, and I tell ye matey, there were a lot of rum, grog and sweet maidens to all the brave lads from the greate Caribbeans, savvy?

Like James said, savage worlds is a good one. In fact, the explorers edition (latest version, I think) has a small section in the back featuring pirate adventures, and of course there’s a pirates expansion for it.

Like James said, savage worlds is a good one. In fact, the explorers edition (latest version, I think) has a small section in the back featuring pirate adventures, and of course there’s a pirates expansion for it.

Skies of Arcadia,anyone?

The little laugh at the very end made this for me.

The little laugh at the very end made this for me.

I was hoping you were going to say 7th sea, that was a great game.

“…but he prefers to LARRRRRRP!”

Can someone please slap him for that pun? The final bit was wonderfully snide, though. Another fine series, bud. :)

“…but he prefers to LARRRRRRP!”

Can someone please slap him for that pun? The final bit was wonderfully snide, though. Another fine series, bud. :)

I think the old Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay had a “Corsair” career path…

anyone else think that the image for the 4th part would make an awesome spoony experiment wall paper?

anyone else think that the image for the 4th part would make an awesome spoony experiment wall paper?

This series of shorts is comedy gold.

Thats it get that rum off him.

Thats it get that rum off him.

Say what you want about eveything else pirate related: Pirate legos kicked ass! Ya, pirate lego sets (It’s a strech, I know, shut up).

Is your pirate British? Sure sounds like it.

Dude, I came here for game and movie reviews.
There’s a new Tekken coming out soon, Sir Lord of Tekken. I was more of a SoulCalibur fan and SFIV didn’t trip my fancy.. only good fighting game to be (re)released (imho) was Marvel Vs Capcom 2. I hope they do a part 3.
C’mon Spoony, I miss the game reviews and such.

LOL! I love my pirate legos!

Dude, I came here for game and movie reviews.
There’s a new Tekken coming out soon, Sir Lord of Tekken. I was more of a SoulCalibur fan and SFIV didn’t trip my fancy.. only good fighting game to be (re)released (imho) was Marvel Vs Capcom 2. I hope they do a part 3.
C’mon Spoony, I miss the game reviews and such.

Some people say Kirk, some say Picard. Me, I’ve always preferred good ol’ Cap’n Morgan.

Some people say Kirk, some say Picard. Me, I’ve always preferred good ol’ Cap’n Morgan.

Funny, Noah is a cool actor and I thought that pirate impression on Wing Comander was already worth of laughs, heehe

Hey Spoony, play PERSONA 4, IT IS AWESOME.

Skies of Arcadia doesn’t count. Those are ‘Sky” Pirates. I think were trying to get old fashioned pirates the ones on the sea. If we added any other pirates then you need to also add “space” pirates to that lit as well.

Skies of Arcadia doesn’t count. Those are ‘Sky” Pirates. I think were trying to get old fashioned pirates the ones on the sea. If we added any other pirates then you need to also add “space” pirates to that lit as well.

Swashbucklers of the 7 Skies

Hey Spoony, I know you can try harder than this ^_^. You know we really like to see a review with game footage!
Thanks for recognizing national talk like a pirate day. I celebrate it too.

Ahh!! Captain Morgan…the rum of champions! Truly you are a pirate with taste.

Ahh!! Captain Morgan…the rum of champions! Truly you are a pirate with taste.

@ 54

Say that to those AK-47 and RPG wielding pirates that hijack ships full of valuables.

“Say that to those AK-47 and RPG wielding pirates that hijack ships full of valuables.”
- Booze Zombie

My favorite kind of pirate…none of those tricorner hat-wearing “Arr ye mateys” box full `o doubloon burying Robert Louis Stephenson knock-offs, but the REAL DEAL; desperate people forced into becoming sea-going carjackers thanks to crappy local governments and a slipshod global capitalism. Take that, Cap’n. Jack Sparrow!

“Say that to those AK-47 and RPG wielding pirates that hijack ships full of valuables.”
- Booze Zombie

My favorite kind of pirate…none of those tricorner hat-wearing “Arr ye mateys” box full `o doubloon burying Robert Louis Stephenson knock-offs, but the REAL DEAL; desperate people forced into becoming sea-going carjackers thanks to crappy local governments and a slipshod global capitalism. Take that, Cap’n. Jack Sparrow!

Mate, terrible accent…just awful, was it supposed to be english?
Funny little series though, made me chuckle!

Spoony how could you and I’m about to revel how old I am so you so owe me for this one too :p

Have those of us children of the 80′s forgotten that in 1991/1992 a cartoon cult classic called The Pirates of Dark Water which actually did have a comic, a video game and yes even a role playing game. Yeah I’m old and I remember it too :D

Spoony how could you and I’m about to revel how old I am so you so owe me for this one too :p

Have those of us children of the 80′s forgotten that in 1991/1992 a cartoon cult classic called The Pirates of Dark Water which actually did have a comic, a video game and yes even a role playing game. Yeah I’m old and I remember it too :D

Furry Pirates. It is a real RPG and I dare you to look it up.

Much like your mentioning of GURPS, I’ve used BESM to run a pirate themed campaign.

This series is a bit of a miss, nice try Spoony, but it wasn’t very funny. Although it did illustrate the fact that there’s so little anything relating to pirates in the world of games, comics, and games of the non-video variety.

Just like I’d like to point out that there’s very few games based on American history, unless you count the handful of piss poor Civil War shooters. Personally I’d like to see a game based on the conflicts of America and American Indians, or of western expansion and travel. In before Oregon Trail.

ismo väisänen September 21, 2009 at 4:11 am
Is your pirate British? Sure sounds like it.

Surprisingly I think so. Considering America as a nation didn’t actually exist back in the good ol’ pirate days.
It was back when we still had an empire that spanned the globe. I miss those days.

ismo väisänen September 21, 2009 at 4:11 am
Is your pirate British? Sure sounds like it.

Surprisingly I think so. Considering America as a nation didn’t actually exist back in the good ol’ pirate days.
It was back when we still had an empire that spanned the globe. I miss those days.

Steve September 21, 2009 at 10:22 pm
‘Furry Pirates. It is a real RPG and I dare you to look it up.’

God damn there is not a thing on this earth they cannot ruin, is there?

You must be the palest pirate I’ve ever seen.

You must be the palest pirate I’ve ever seen.

Spoony you’re fucking awesome. Even if you do sound like a Yorkshire Farmer from this side of the pond!
Thanks for taking the time to make Pirate Day even more fun than it already was!

@ 88 & 89
I love you guys now. Kickass.

@ 88 & 89
I love you guys now. Kickass.

That green-screen is fuck-win

*sits down to play Pop Up Pirate

Spoony,

I would direct your attention to PEG’s “50 Fathoms” and Green Ronin Publishing’s “Skull & Bones.”

Spoony,

I would direct your attention to PEG’s “50 Fathoms” and Green Ronin Publishing’s “Skull & Bones.”

Wait a second… did we really get through that whole Pirate day thing without anyone mentioning Pirates of Dark Water in any capacity?

Wow.

Skies of arcadia was the best pirate RPG I ever played.

Dude that series was hilarious. Shame I missed it, I was on vacation. Oh well, I saw it now. Ya talk like a pirate day is dumb, but this short series was hilarious… that was great haha

Dude that series was hilarious. Shame I missed it, I was on vacation. Oh well, I saw it now. Ya talk like a pirate day is dumb, but this short series was hilarious… that was great haha

This shit was not funny. Stop it. Go back in time 6 months to grab the Spoony I love and bring him back to today.

That last bit made my talk like a pirate day. ;)

That last bit made my talk like a pirate day. ;)