Wow, now that’s wholllleee new levels of stupid.

Wow, now that’s wholllleee new levels of stupid.

Ha! totally agree!

People have their tastes, I suppose.
You don’t have to like them, of course…

I think my favorite expression for complete and utter amazement applies here:

WHAT THE WTF!?!?

Didn’t see Transformers 2, but I did see Inglorious Bastards and it was worth every penny and more of the $9.25 admission.

People have their tastes, I suppose.
You don’t have to like them, of course…

holy crap…….i didnt even think youd reply this way……

Agreed.

Agreed.

Suddenly, I have lost all of my former respect for Film Brain.
That’s like… Michael Bay-level stupidity.
A Bay film being better than a Tarantino picture?
B*llsh*t.

Judging from my experience with Transformers 2, NOTHING can get a lower score than it can.

Film Brian’s review of Inglourious Basterds wasn’t no Citizen Kane but to each their own. :D

Judging from my experience with Transformers 2, NOTHING can get a lower score than it can.

Everyone’s got their opinions. Some people’s opinions are different then others. And then there’s Film Brain and…this crap.

Everyone’s got their opinions. Some people’s opinions are different then others. And then there’s Film Brain and…this crap.

i can understand why someone would dislike Inglorious Bastards. But worse than Transformers 2?! At least the bastards had major plot points when the transformers are cameos in their own movie!

I’m gonna stop now because I’ll be ranting for hours about this…

+9001 respect point to sponny for calling him out. The Film Brain just doesn’t know how to judge a movie.

Keep in mind, he hated on Equilibrium too.

+9001 respect point to sponny for calling him out. The Film Brain just doesn’t know how to judge a movie.

though it is true he does have something of a weird seintist character, which is basically ripping you off.

though it is true he does have something of a weird seintist character, which is basically ripping you off.

i always hated flim brain. this is just proff why i should.

Well done Spoony, could not have been put better.

C’mon man, run with this. Stick it to FB NC/AVGN style!

This sort of film reviewing cannot be allowed to go unpunished.

Well done Spoony, could not have been put better.

C’mon man, run with this. Stick it to FB NC/AVGN style!

This sort of film reviewing cannot be allowed to go unpunished.

YAY! Something new on the site… I seriously need to get a life.

Oh yeah, on topic, I thought Inglorious Bastards was terrible, but come on! It was a masterpiece compared to the nonsense of transformers let alone transformers 2!

Exactly. Inglourious Basterds is the sort of movie one can expect a range of opinions on, some people will like it and some won’t. But giving it a lower score than Transformers 2 requires some sort of brain damage.

Exactly. Inglourious Basterds is the sort of movie one can expect a range of opinions on, some people will like it and some won’t. But giving it a lower score than Transformers 2 requires some sort of brain damage.

Seriously, enough with this “compared to” shit.
It’s not a dick waggling competition, you either liked a movie or thought it was a shit sundae with piss flavored sprinkles and an marble on top.

Good on you Spoony. That little twat annoys the hell out of me.

Good on you Spoony. That little twat annoys the hell out of me.

how exactly is a dick waggling competition judged?
also I’ve never liked film brain, never thought he was funny.

“Exactly. Inglourious Basterds is the sort of movie one can expect a range of opinions on, some people will like it and some won’t. But giving it a lower score than Transformers 2 requires some sort of brain damage.”

Or some sort of FILM Brain damage. I apologize for that one.

What the hell is wrong with those people?
I didn’t see Transformers 2 either, but Inglourious Basterds twice. It was pretty expensive, but it was worth it!

Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, but I can’t believe that Basterds is worse than a goddamn Michael Bay movie – that won’t happen as long as I live. I hope…

“Exactly. Inglourious Basterds is the sort of movie one can expect a range of opinions on, some people will like it and some won’t. But giving it a lower score than Transformers 2 requires some sort of brain damage.”

Or some sort of FILM Brain damage. I apologize for that one.

“I’d like to clear one thing up: Transformers 2 hasn’t been a 3.5 rating for at least two months now. I wrote that review in the pits of a depression – it’s more likely a 2.”

He itself regrets that, lulz

Wow. I understand people have different opinions and all, but when you hate Equilibrium and think Transformers 2 is better than Inglourious basterds. You have bad taste. On an unrelated note to his bad taste in movies he is an arrogant loser with an awful accent. In my humble opinion.

Spoony just gain 10,000 XP for calling film brain out!

Wow. I understand people have different opinions and all, but when you hate Equilibrium and think Transformers 2 is better than Inglourious basterds. You have bad taste. On an unrelated note to his bad taste in movies he is an arrogant loser with an awful accent. In my humble opinion.

I do hate that guy, all of his videos are not like, The Nostalgia Critic, It IS The Nostalgia Critic, except he isn’t funny at all. He’s actually annoying to listen to.

The Equilibrium was just flame bait, and everything he says is in this arrogant, undeserved self-righteous tone . Did I mention he wasn’t funny?

I do hate that guy, all of his videos are not like, The Nostalgia Critic, It IS The Nostalgia Critic, except he isn’t funny at all. He’s actually annoying to listen to.

The Equilibrium was just flame bait, and everything he says is in this arrogant, undeserved self-righteous tone . Did I mention he wasn’t funny?

I like film brain! He’s funny! Come on now people. Your being allittle too judgmental

But, I do agree with spooney and everyone else. His choice was wrong!

But, I do agree with spooney and everyone else. His choice was wrong!

But he isn’t funny.

Film Brain is wrong about Transformers 2, but right about Inglorious Basterds.

The marketing for IB was a joke. If QT really wants to sell a movie about Shoshanna, he should have the balls to market it that way.

Way, way, wayyyyyyyyy too much footage was left in this film. The tavern seen was tedious.

QT does some interesting things in IB (the Cinderella thing, the Romeo and Juliet thing, the ambiguity of getting off on violence depending on your perspective), but he could have done it so much better than this. Having a few brilliant parts amongst a self indulgent snore fest is just unacceptable.

Film Brain is wrong about Transformers 2, but right about Inglorious Basterds.

The marketing for IB was a joke. If QT really wants to sell a movie about Shoshanna, he should have the balls to market it that way.

Way, way, wayyyyyyyyy too much footage was left in this film. The tavern seen was tedious.

QT does some interesting things in IB (the Cinderella thing, the Romeo and Juliet thing, the ambiguity of getting off on violence depending on your perspective), but he could have done it so much better than this. Having a few brilliant parts amongst a self indulgent snore fest is just unacceptable.

I like how Spoony’s fan base seem to sink into personal attacks very quickly.

Annoying accent, arrogant attitude?
How arrogant do you think you sound judging someone on the Internet?

I like how Spoony’s fan base seem to sink into personal attacks very quickly.

Annoying accent, arrogant attitude?
How arrogant do you think you sound judging someone on the Internet?

well im not surprised at all on what that guy says… to be honest i can’t stand film brain at all. i would rather listen to cats in heat, then anything he has to say. It still boggles my mind why he is even on TGWTG.

well im not surprised at all on what that guy says… to be honest i can’t stand film brain at all. i would rather listen to cats in heat, then anything he has to say. It still boggles my mind why he is even on TGWTG.

The Film Brain was already on my only-watch-or-read-if-absolutely-nothing-on-the-internet-entertains-me list for the trollish review of Equilibrium. This serves to push him right alongside a few other people on TGWTG in the ignore category.

Seriously? Putting this movie within two points of Transformers 2, much less below it(even if the Transformers 2 score has been reevaluated)? That takes a level of having one’s head so far up one’s ass that they’re getting to watch dinner digest.

The Film Brain was already on my only-watch-or-read-if-absolutely-nothing-on-the-internet-entertains-me list for the trollish review of Equilibrium. This serves to push him right alongside a few other people on TGWTG in the ignore category.

Seriously? Putting this movie within two points of Transformers 2, much less below it(even if the Transformers 2 score has been reevaluated)? That takes a level of having one’s head so far up one’s ass that they’re getting to watch dinner digest.

Wow, Booze Zombie sounded EXACTLY like FB… makes sense. I always liked Ashens for the Brit humor, genuine, smooth, and hilarious. FB is forced, maybe he was under extreme pressure or something? Good for calling him out, he should know better. But if I made a bad judgment in taste, I would hope people wouldn’t turn all their guns on me so quick, either… But I think all you commenters above me were *kinda* on his side, but waiting for him to slip. I’m just anxious to hear what others contributors (NC, Benzaie, Sean, Paw, DW, etc.) say on TGWTG’s site. Like maybe, “relax”? “He’s not trying to piss you all off”?

Forget that, apparently Uwe Boll managed to make a good movie! Rampage, http://fantasticfest.bside.com/2009/films/rampage_fantasticfest2009. It’s basically what postal should have been, just a guy going crazy and killing everyone in town after one too many bad days.The end times may be upon us.

Forget that, apparently Uwe Boll managed to make a good movie! Rampage, http://fantasticfest.bside.com/2009/films/rampage_fantasticfest2009. It’s basically what postal should have been, just a guy going crazy and killing everyone in town after one too many bad days.The end times may be upon us.

That man’s full of shit, I’m sorry. I’ve lost all respect for him.

That man’s full of shit, I’m sorry. I’ve lost all respect for him.

Film brain has no idea what hes talking about. He never has… And I wouldn’t even care if it was at least funny, but no, he can’t even manage that. Why watch him then?

Film brain has no idea what hes talking about. He never has… And I wouldn’t even care if it was at least funny, but no, he can’t even manage that. Why watch him then?

Actually, Film Brain posts under the name Film Brain.

I am my own separate entity.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Spoony, but I really don’t like the way he presented this. Everyone is steamed because of the comparison of Transformers 2 and Inglorious Basterds. What we should be focusing on is the merits of Inglorious Basterds — I really think there’s room to say it is a bad film.

All of this fire should have come as soon as he said T2RotF was a good film…

Don’t get me wrong, I love Spoony, but I really don’t like the way he presented this. Everyone is steamed because of the comparison of Transformers 2 and Inglorious Basterds. What we should be focusing on is the merits of Inglorious Basterds — I really think there’s room to say it is a bad film.

All of this fire should have come as soon as he said T2RotF was a good film…

I’m rather surprized that so many people can come out and back what is, essentially, a low blow. No one has the exact same interests in films, and if Film Brain noticed some good in Transformers 2 (which you all obviously saw, it made around 400 million), then so be it. one reviewer attacking another reviewers integrity based on opinion is in effect sad, and I’ve lost far more respct for Spoony after this then FB.

Inglorious Basterds was NOT that great of a movie. Was transformers better?, no, but you can’t attack two distinctly seperate reviews. There are no articles that present provisions, such as “this movie was bad, but nowhere near as horrible as…”. At the time, Transformers was a wtv, are now this Inglorious basterds is worse.

SUCK IT UP, God I hope this leads to some form of planned event…

I’m rather surprized that so many people can come out and back what is, essentially, a low blow. No one has the exact same interests in films, and if Film Brain noticed some good in Transformers 2 (which you all obviously saw, it made around 400 million), then so be it. one reviewer attacking another reviewers integrity based on opinion is in effect sad, and I’ve lost far more respct for Spoony after this then FB.

Inglorious Basterds was NOT that great of a movie. Was transformers better?, no, but you can’t attack two distinctly seperate reviews. There are no articles that present provisions, such as “this movie was bad, but nowhere near as horrible as…”. At the time, Transformers was a wtv, are now this Inglorious basterds is worse.

SUCK IT UP, God I hope this leads to some form of planned event…

well, I haven’t seen either movie but judging from how bad the first transformers movie was, and hearing how the second one was worse, I seriously doubt that IB was as bad as what film brain was saying… However, I’m kind of surprised that Spoony would respond this way as this is how pointless flame wars begin.

I guess I’m out of the loop, when and where did film brain review Inglorius Basterds, I wanna see his review before I bash on it… (It’s just rude to bash on something before you see it or at least before I heard more than a few comments from Spoony fans I don’t know, But I didn’t see the movie either…. But from ya’lls arguments I bet spoony ish right, but I wanna see it…

well, I haven’t seen either movie but judging from how bad the first transformers movie was, and hearing how the second one was worse, I seriously doubt that IB was as bad as what film brain was saying… However, I’m kind of surprised that Spoony would respond this way as this is how pointless flame wars begin.

BTW I loved the transformers movies, but thats just because I can’t seem to take off my Nostalgia Goggles, I just blank out everything that sucked about the movies and go OMG TRANSFORMERS, but it was crap and I am sad when i remember it :’(

BTW I loved the transformers movies, but thats just because I can’t seem to take off my Nostalgia Goggles, I just blank out everything that sucked about the movies and go OMG TRANSFORMERS, but it was crap and I am sad when i remember it :’(

Here’s Film Brain’s review, Caboose:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/articles/fb/11716-bastards

Here’s Film Brain’s review, Caboose:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/articles/fb/11716-bastards

Uh oh someones wrong on the internet, let’s spend all night proving how right we are!

Here’s Film Brain’s review, Caboose:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/articles/fb/11716-bastards

Damn Spoony, first you call out That Aussie Guy, and now Film Brain…….you got balls dude.

Damn Spoony, first you call out That Aussie Guy, and now Film Brain…….you got balls dude.

Seriously, anyone who thinks Transformers 2 was better than Inglourious Basterds needs to suck it and die.

Though what Film Brain said is completely stupid, and though I’m not a fan of Film Brain. I don’t think that you should publicly bash him, but whatever to each his own.
P.S. Ever notie that Film Brain never reviews horrible movies just mediocre ones?

Though what Film Brain said is completely stupid, and though I’m not a fan of Film Brain. I don’t think that you should publicly bash him, but whatever to each his own.
P.S. Ever notie that Film Brain never reviews horrible movies just mediocre ones?

Though what Film Brain said is completely stupid, and though I’m not a fan of Film Brain. I don’t think that you should publicly bash him, but whatever to each his own.
P.S. Ever notie that Film Brain never reviews horrible movies just mediocre ones?

“Seriously, anyone who thinks Transformers 2 was better than Inglourious Basterds needs to suck it and die”

True, but that doesn’t make Inglorious Basterds a GOOD film… almost any movie is better than Trannies 2

Oh Film Brain. The fact that you pissed off the hornet’s nest of retardation that is spoony’s fanbase increases my love for you 10 fold.

Oh Film Brain. The fact that you pissed off the hornet’s nest of retardation that is spoony’s fanbase increases my love for you 10 fold.

Successful Troll is Successful.

Oh man, I’ve never made a comment on this website before, but OMG that was hilarious. I love Spoony, especially after he apparently got That Aussie Guy kicked off TGWTG.com. Now he’s taking shots at some guy named Film Brain? My God what a magnificent bastard you are! Dare I say, what an Inglorious Bastard?

Oh man, I’ve never made a comment on this website before, but OMG that was hilarious. I love Spoony, especially after he apparently got That Aussie Guy kicked off TGWTG.com. Now he’s taking shots at some guy named Film Brain? My God what a magnificent bastard you are! Dare I say, what an Inglorious Bastard?

Oh, under Articles I found it, reading….I’m not liking film brain… Yay spoony!!! :P Film brain messed up on this one, and I admit I only watched equillebrium because of his review of it and i was like AMAZING what is wrong with him, that movie kicks ass, and I could fill those plot holes so easily with a little imagination :P GO SPOONY!!

Hey, I havn’t seen either movies though, there are two things you people need to remember.
1. It’s all opinion and your opinion matters just as much as Film Brain’s opinion, so anyone attacking him because of what he thinks is an ignorant ‘basterd’.
2. Going off on the reviews, there are worse films then Transformers 2. Good examples are anything by Ed Wood. That, or in my opinion, the “House of the Dead” movie by Uwe Boll, I hate that movie with a passion.

Hey, I havn’t seen either movies though, there are two things you people need to remember.
1. It’s all opinion and your opinion matters just as much as Film Brain’s opinion, so anyone attacking him because of what he thinks is an ignorant ‘basterd’.
2. Going off on the reviews, there are worse films then Transformers 2. Good examples are anything by Ed Wood. That, or in my opinion, the “House of the Dead” movie by Uwe Boll, I hate that movie with a passion.

Hey, I havn’t seen either movies though, there are two things you people need to remember.
1. It’s all opinion and your opinion matters just as much as Film Brain’s opinion, so anyone attacking him because of what he thinks is an ignorant ‘basterd’.
2. Going off on the reviews, there are worse films then Transformers 2. Good examples are anything by Ed Wood. That, or in my opinion, the “House of the Dead” movie by Uwe Boll, I hate that movie with a passion.

Snap.

Snap.

well, ill be honest, he dosent make me luagh, butnot allot does. theres only a few rare moments when i luagh at either of linkara/ spoony/ NC/ AVGN.

But my perseption of humour, is watching things happen at random. like Ytps…..sort of… and robot chicken…..

anyway, i at least find his review of some films quite a bit informative, and find other problems with films, besides plot holes. But spoony, welkl, it obvious, he should start doint reviews on something current!

Th bar scene, sounds like a massive turn off for the movie though, even considring QT can be a master of dialog, though, death proof is a bad example. Good scare moment, but too much dialog. I dont want to hear people talking like the annoying cunts in highschool, who are opligated to believe their better then men….or something. arentwe all equally worthless? ;p

Lastly. my opinion, dispite not seeing this movie yet, is…..WW2? Really? Another WW2 film? World war 1 and 2 have been done like dinner. hell, almost all the wars, like the middel east, and vietnam were overdone. But by the sounds of it, this one might not be one of those movies, where theres good guys, and bad guys.

its true, voilence is terriebly, whoever is on the recieving end. But we watch movies to get away from that.

Besides, its much better to watch something like ‘hard boiled’.

well, ill be honest, he dosent make me luagh, butnot allot does. theres only a few rare moments when i luagh at either of linkara/ spoony/ NC/ AVGN.

But my perseption of humour, is watching things happen at random. like Ytps…..sort of… and robot chicken…..

anyway, i at least find his review of some films quite a bit informative, and find other problems with films, besides plot holes. But spoony, welkl, it obvious, he should start doint reviews on something current!

Th bar scene, sounds like a massive turn off for the movie though, even considring QT can be a master of dialog, though, death proof is a bad example. Good scare moment, but too much dialog. I dont want to hear people talking like the annoying cunts in highschool, who are opligated to believe their better then men….or something. arentwe all equally worthless? ;p

Lastly. my opinion, dispite not seeing this movie yet, is…..WW2? Really? Another WW2 film? World war 1 and 2 have been done like dinner. hell, almost all the wars, like the middel east, and vietnam were overdone. But by the sounds of it, this one might not be one of those movies, where theres good guys, and bad guys.

its true, voilence is terriebly, whoever is on the recieving end. But we watch movies to get away from that.

Besides, its much better to watch something like ‘hard boiled’.

I guess this foreshadows the next anniversary brawl

I guess this foreshadows the next anniversary brawl

I guess this foreshadows the next anniversary brawl

You assholes don’t need to say “everyone is entitled to their own opinion” every time something like this is posted. Everyone already knows that! It’s Spoony’s opinion that Film Brain is a god damn moron, but I don’t see many of you people defending Film Brain’s opinion also defending Spoony’s opinion that FB is stupid. Film Brain’s reviews have gotten better but they are still long, drawn out, and above all: boring.

I haven’t seen either movie but T2 looks dreadful and the first one was pretty bad.

maybe you like IB, maybe you hate it… maybe you think it is the most horrible shit movie in existence… i don’t know..
but you have to admit that it’s a MOVIE and just for that it’s like orgasms and chocolate compared to Transformers 2
Film Brian should be anally RAPED in the most homosexual way by AIDS for even thinking that way!
just saying…

maybe you like IB, maybe you hate it… maybe you think it is the most horrible shit movie in existence… i don’t know..
but you have to admit that it’s a MOVIE and just for that it’s like orgasms and chocolate compared to Transformers 2
Film Brian should be anally RAPED in the most homosexual way by AIDS for even thinking that way!
just saying…

maybe you like IB, maybe you hate it… maybe you think it is the most horrible shit movie in existence… i don’t know..
but you have to admit that it’s a MOVIE and just for that it’s like orgasms and chocolate compared to Transformers 2
Film Brian should be anally RAPED in the most homosexual way by AIDS for even thinking that way!
just saying…

Sorry, Booze Zombie. It was just your wording, it was almost perfect ;)

Sorry, Booze Zombie. It was just your wording, it was almost perfect ;)

Film Brain is painful to watch and listen to. His reviews aren’t funny and instead of being clever he just tends to nitpick. I don’t know how he got on TGWTG.com and props to Spoony for calling him out.

Film Brain is painful to watch and listen to. His reviews aren’t funny and instead of being clever he just tends to nitpick. I don’t know how he got on TGWTG.com and props to Spoony for calling him out.

Hot damn, I’m tired of seeing hate messages on the Internet. I had enough of this problem on the Confused Matthew channel.

I mean no offense to anyone by this, but doesn’t Spoony’s critique come across as slightly hypocritical?
By Spoony’s own admission, ‘Inglourious Basterds’ is a film which could not possibly please everyone.
I have not yet seen the film, but I, too, took issue to its callous aspects and wanton cruelty, featured as entertainment, in my review of the ‘Basterds’ trailer. As I mentioned in my review (you are welcome to check out my other videos at youtube.com/user/QUANTUMJOKER), I am still interested enough in the film to want Tarantino to prove me wrong. But, in the meantime, it simply doesn’t look like my kind of movie.

As for Film Brain himself, he is one of my favorite reviewers on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, alongside the Nostagia Critic and Chick, Bum Reviews and Little Miss Gamer. He has both a youthful energy and charisma, traits which he puts to good use in addressing the faults of the various bad movies that come his way. Moreover, we are both around 18, so Film Brain and I share similar tastes in movies.
Film Brain’s best review to date would probably have been his commentary on ‘Final Destination 3′.
Personally, I still like Wimmer’s ‘Equilibrium’, but he did isolate a few lazy aspects that, in my case, only add to its cheesy appeal.
At its best, ‘Equilibrium’ comes across to me as the dumber brother of ‘V for Vendetta’.

We all still love ya’, Spoony, but I was simply unsettled by your response.

I hope this is just joking and you’re not really attacking him.

I hope this is just joking and you’re not really attacking him.

I hope this is just joking and you’re not really attacking him.

gotta side with spoony here. anyone who rates that racist, juvenile, insulting piece of shit Transformers movie above ANYTHING, much less a Quentin Tarantino film, even in a lapse of judgment, should have their opinion voided in perpetuity. sure, it’s inflammatory for spoony to be calling it like it is like this, but i’m impressed someone whose voice is worth a damn had the balls to say it.

gotta side with spoony here. anyone who rates that racist, juvenile, insulting piece of shit Transformers movie above ANYTHING, much less a Quentin Tarantino film, even in a lapse of judgment, should have their opinion voided in perpetuity. sure, it’s inflammatory for spoony to be calling it like it is like this, but i’m impressed someone whose voice is worth a damn had the balls to say it.

I saw both movies and I liked both of them (and neither without flaws). It’s just a matter of opinion.
Transformers:
+Giant robots brutally destroying each other, Megan Fox in slo-mo.
-Robot ‘nads

Basterds:
+Brad Pitt and Eli Roth killing Nazis, Hitler turned into ground Nazi
-Not entirely as violent as advertised

I saw both movies and I liked both of them (and neither without flaws). It’s just a matter of opinion.
Transformers:
+Giant robots brutally destroying each other, Megan Fox in slo-mo.
-Robot ‘nads

Basterds:
+Brad Pitt and Eli Roth killing Nazis, Hitler turned into ground Nazi
-Not entirely as violent as advertised

And here I thought I was like the only one who hates Film Brain.

It’s scary because he has like the exact same face as my cousin. My cousin is a girl, though. But their faces look identical.

And here I thought I was like the only one who hates Film Brain.

It’s scary because he has like the exact same face as my cousin. My cousin is a girl, though. But their faces look identical.

Some people are flaming on FB, some people are flaming on Spoony. Why can’t everyone stop arguing?

If you’re stupid enough to say “Oh Spoony, you’re an asshole for bashing another critic” then go away from this site. Are you not getting that Spoony is advertising Film Brain? Like he did with Board James?

And all of you that are saying Film Brain sucks: I can see why. But give the guy some time. His latest reviews are miles better than his first. He’s getting better and better. Sure he doesn’t fully understand the term “comedic timing” but he’ll manage.

Regardless, ya gotta love that picture of The Guvenator. Besides, who gives a fuck. It’s not like Film Brain is going to lose sleep or cut himself or cry a river. Talking shit on the internet is all in fun. Lets not turn into a bunch of whiny pussies.

Regardless, ya gotta love that picture of The Guvenator. Besides, who gives a fuck. It’s not like Film Brain is going to lose sleep or cut himself or cry a river. Talking shit on the internet is all in fun. Lets not turn into a bunch of whiny pussies.

I think that Spoony is genuine in his disapproval of Film Brain’s exceptionally poor rating (relative), but I don’t think there’s any real vitriol, as there shouldn’t be in anyone involved in this “firestorm”.

This did desperately need to be called out, it’s on par with rating an Uwe Boll or a Friedman/Seltzer movie above a Stanley Kubrick or a James Cameron, it’s nothing short of utterly incomprehensible movie blasphemy (I don’t mean to say Tarantino is as good as Kubrick or Cameron, I love Tarantino to death but he’s not quite as good as them, but he’s definitely one of the best working directors out there).

Spoony you should seriously do a video rebuttal to FB’s review. Stand up for the fans of cinema out there who cannot stand to let this libel pass unchallenged!

I think that Spoony is genuine in his disapproval of Film Brain’s exceptionally poor rating (relative), but I don’t think there’s any real vitriol, as there shouldn’t be in anyone involved in this “firestorm”.

This did desperately need to be called out, it’s on par with rating an Uwe Boll or a Friedman/Seltzer movie above a Stanley Kubrick or a James Cameron, it’s nothing short of utterly incomprehensible movie blasphemy (I don’t mean to say Tarantino is as good as Kubrick or Cameron, I love Tarantino to death but he’s not quite as good as them, but he’s definitely one of the best working directors out there).

Spoony you should seriously do a video rebuttal to FB’s review. Stand up for the fans of cinema out there who cannot stand to let this libel pass unchallenged!

what is film brain?

who is film brain?

:(

what is film brain?

who is film brain?

:(

Thank you Spoony! How could a movie with a giant Robot with testicles and racist robots with gold teeth be better then a Tarantino film?

And it is impossible not to love that picture of Schwarzenegger. All hail the Walking Austrian International Punchline!

And it is impossible not to love that picture of Schwarzenegger. All hail the Walking Austrian International Punchline!

And it is impossible not to love that picture of Schwarzenegger. All hail the Walking Austrian International Punchline!

“If you’re stupid enough to say “Oh Spoony, you’re an asshole for bashing another critic” then go away from this site.”

It’s not that simple. For example: Spoony is my favorite, bar none, even NC. And he (Spoony) pisses me off all the time. I never know when he’s joking, he never claims to whenever he rants, but he’s hilarious and mostly smart. Be absolutely sure of this, though; if Spoony visits your hometown and gets food poisoning from your local Wendy’s, he’s gonna rip on your hometown. He’s gonna chew it up, spit it out, make a comment about the foul taste, even recommend your folks move away permanently. I mean it. But you’ll never know if he really means that, as overblown as his rant might be. It’s brilliant, and I respect that. I may never know if he’s really a nice guy or not…

Okay, time for some tough love.
Noah, I love your stuff and probably watch your reviews more than everyone else’s combined, but seriously, grow the fuck up. I cannot believe that you’re going out of your way to start shit with Film Brain over a difference of opinion about a fucking movie. This is the kind of knee-jerk dick-waving horseshit I would expect from an anonymous knuckle-dragger in the TGWTG comments section, not an A-list reviewer. Whatever happened to professionalism? Or just basic fucking courtesy? I know, who cares about that shit right? After all, we’re NERDS, and movie reviews are SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, so let’s all have a good BAAAAAWWWWWWW and go back to taking cheap shots at Film Brain. This sort of nonsense might impress the die-hard crowd here at the Experiment, but it’s doing you no favors among your other fans who have managed to maintain some fucking perspective. You’re a great reviewer and a real talent who has given me plenty of hearty belly-laughs over the last few years, but you’ve gone completely off your tits with this one.

Okay, time for some tough love.
Noah, I love your stuff and probably watch your reviews more than everyone else’s combined, but seriously, grow the fuck up. I cannot believe that you’re going out of your way to start shit with Film Brain over a difference of opinion about a fucking movie. This is the kind of knee-jerk dick-waving horseshit I would expect from an anonymous knuckle-dragger in the TGWTG comments section, not an A-list reviewer. Whatever happened to professionalism? Or just basic fucking courtesy? I know, who cares about that shit right? After all, we’re NERDS, and movie reviews are SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, so let’s all have a good BAAAAAWWWWWWW and go back to taking cheap shots at Film Brain. This sort of nonsense might impress the die-hard crowd here at the Experiment, but it’s doing you no favors among your other fans who have managed to maintain some fucking perspective. You’re a great reviewer and a real talent who has given me plenty of hearty belly-laughs over the last few years, but you’ve gone completely off your tits with this one.

Okay, time for some tough love.
Noah, I love your stuff and probably watch your reviews more than everyone else’s combined, but seriously, grow the fuck up. I cannot believe that you’re going out of your way to start shit with Film Brain over a difference of opinion about a fucking movie. This is the kind of knee-jerk dick-waving horseshit I would expect from an anonymous knuckle-dragger in the TGWTG comments section, not an A-list reviewer. Whatever happened to professionalism? Or just basic fucking courtesy? I know, who cares about that shit right? After all, we’re NERDS, and movie reviews are SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, so let’s all have a good BAAAAAWWWWWWW and go back to taking cheap shots at Film Brain. This sort of nonsense might impress the die-hard crowd here at the Experiment, but it’s doing you no favors among your other fans who have managed to maintain some fucking perspective. You’re a great reviewer and a real talent who has given me plenty of hearty belly-laughs over the last few years, but you’ve gone completely off your tits with this one.

Haha, I love it when you guys get all fired up.

I was kinda shocked by this post. I thought there was civility between fellow critics, but that just flew out the window.

I wonder if Spoony’s actually attacking FB at a personal level, and if FB will take it that way.

I was kinda shocked by this post. I thought there was civility between fellow critics, but that just flew out the window.

I wonder if Spoony’s actually attacking FB at a personal level, and if FB will take it that way.

I was kinda shocked by this post. I thought there was civility between fellow critics, but that just flew out the window.

I wonder if Spoony’s actually attacking FB at a personal level, and if FB will take it that way.

It would most certainly be interesting to see some Spoony VS Film Brain videos between the two. TO WAR!

It would most certainly be interesting to see some Spoony VS Film Brain videos between the two. TO WAR!

Boy, I have to say i’m shocked, here.

Because personal opinions of movie’s aside, I have to say that I’m genuinely shocked that one of my favorite internet personalities ever, namely, Noah (a.k.a Spoony), who I have followed and appareciated for a very long time now, has stooped this low to become a butt-hurt little bitch over someone else’s mere opinion, and postin a very childish and whiny post such as this one.

Sorry, Spoony. But personal opinions of the film aside, I have lost absolutely every bit of respect for you that I ever once had with this post.

It was childish, butt-hurt, bitchy, immature, uncalled for, and I honestly think you should be ashamed of this conduct. This isn’t Encyclopedia Dramatica, Spoony. Grow up.

Sincerely,
A former fan.

I thought Inglorious Basterds was stupid.

I hope you guys keep makeing me so successful

I hope you guys keep makeing me so successful

I hope you guys keep makeing me so successful

Film Brain is not so bad. His niche seems to be the same thing as nastalgia critic except with newer movies. I like his reviews of final destination, saraphim falls and alien vs predator a lot. Hes no spoony or nastalgia critic though, maybe not even a pheleous.

Film Brain is not so bad. His niche seems to be the same thing as nastalgia critic except with newer movies. I like his reviews of final destination, saraphim falls and alien vs predator a lot. Hes no spoony or nastalgia critic though, maybe not even a pheleous.

Um,

The one throwing out accusations of “butt-hurt” is the same one who has just absolutely condemned someone for broadcasting an opinion (taken at face value) that quite clearly was not meant to be taken absolutely seriously.

Getting this worked up over a playful slam of another critic’s selections is what is truly childish.

Um,

The one throwing out accusations of “butt-hurt” is the same one who has just absolutely condemned someone for broadcasting an opinion (taken at face value) that quite clearly was not meant to be taken absolutely seriously.

Getting this worked up over a playful slam of another critic’s selections is what is truly childish.

Bleh you bunch of but hurt pansies, go cry a river with the Film Brain if you can’t handle Spoony and his awesomeness.

Bleh you bunch of but hurt pansies, go cry a river with the Film Brain if you can’t handle Spoony and his awesomeness.

People, this is like Spoony’s recent guest spot in Transmission Awesome (if you don’t know this name, go to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, and check out Podcasts, Spoony’s latest appearance was episode 32), when they talked about a very specific J-RPG that Spoony absolutely and totally hates. He respects all the people at TA, but Spoony (hilariously) flipped out with “HOW COULD ANYONE LIKE THAT GAME?!” and such, and it became a joke as to how much Spoony hated the game in question, but there was no ill-will, and by that point Spoony was joking as well. They were talking about how they’d put music from the game over Spoony’s voice when the podcast aired just to be funny and everything, it was great.

So here, it’s obviously a genuine disagreement, and a genuine “wtf?!” feeling from Spoony, but the only people that are really at odds are the extreme fans that don’t take 5 seconds to think “Hmm, maybe this isn’t a personal insult, but just a simple disagreement…”

Though this would be awesome if it somehow came up in a crossover event, “Ever since you rated ANYTHING higher than Transformers 2, I vowed my revenge against you, and now… I… WILL… FINALLY… HAVE IT!!!” and such, it’d be hilarious.

As an aside: I personally like Spoony’s reviews more than Film Brain’s, and I’ve only watched video reviews (I’ve been too lazy for articles), but I do enjoy Film Brain’s video reviews on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com. Seriously, guys, if you’re really fans of Spoony, check out the people he’s been working with for a while now, you won’t regret it. You likely won’t like EVERYONE, but there is something for everyone really.

Film Brain has to have some of the worst content on TGWTG. His videos are lacking originality his humor is to say the least bland & his taste in movies is horrid…

People, this is like Spoony’s recent guest spot in Transmission Awesome (if you don’t know this name, go to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, and check out Podcasts, Spoony’s latest appearance was episode 32), when they talked about a very specific J-RPG that Spoony absolutely and totally hates. He respects all the people at TA, but Spoony (hilariously) flipped out with “HOW COULD ANYONE LIKE THAT GAME?!” and such, and it became a joke as to how much Spoony hated the game in question, but there was no ill-will, and by that point Spoony was joking as well. They were talking about how they’d put music from the game over Spoony’s voice when the podcast aired just to be funny and everything, it was great.

So here, it’s obviously a genuine disagreement, and a genuine “wtf?!” feeling from Spoony, but the only people that are really at odds are the extreme fans that don’t take 5 seconds to think “Hmm, maybe this isn’t a personal insult, but just a simple disagreement…”

Though this would be awesome if it somehow came up in a crossover event, “Ever since you rated ANYTHING higher than Transformers 2, I vowed my revenge against you, and now… I… WILL… FINALLY… HAVE IT!!!” and such, it’d be hilarious.

As an aside: I personally like Spoony’s reviews more than Film Brain’s, and I’ve only watched video reviews (I’ve been too lazy for articles), but I do enjoy Film Brain’s video reviews on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com. Seriously, guys, if you’re really fans of Spoony, check out the people he’s been working with for a while now, you won’t regret it. You likely won’t like EVERYONE, but there is something for everyone really.

HypnoFun just spoke for me perfectly, with the sole exception that I have not particularly liked any of Film Brain’s videos. They are not truly bad, but he is outdone by almost everyone else on the site in my own opinion (even Phelous gets more laughs from me).

Here’s hoping for a video-crossover so Spoony can EXACT HIS REVENGE

Wow, This Internet stuff really is serious Business…

Wow, This Internet stuff really is serious Business…

whats a film brain?

whats a film brain?

I actually think that Film Brain ain’t too bad. It ain’t definetly the worst humour on TGWTG.

But sometimes he just bores me out.

Trolling is a art.

whats a film brain?

“trolling is AN art” ^
grammar fail

“trolling is AN art” ^
grammar fail

Now I’m thinking that this is start of the set-up for another “epic feud” in the wake of NC/AVGN. Any thoughts?

“trolling is AN art” ^
grammar fail

Fecalsaurus —> Trolling succesful.

Film Brain expected conventional story structure out of a Tarantino film. For instance, he didn’t like that Hugo Stiglitz didn’t get plot armor after his fanciful introduction like was to be expected. That is pretty self-owning for somebody who considers himself a film critic.

And yes, that review was unbelievably arrogant and snobbish. “He acts like he’s 16 and not 46″, oh yes Film Brain we forgot, you are a high brow film critic who is very intelligent for believing that anything other than classical drama is undeserving to be gazed upon by his brilliant mind. Yeah, my eyes were rolling out of my skull when he was bitching about the violence, quite assured that it made him seem mature.

He is entitled to his opinions on Inglourious Basterds, and I’m entitled to my opinion that he’s a pretentious douchebag.

Film Brain expected conventional story structure out of a Tarantino film. For instance, he didn’t like that Hugo Stiglitz didn’t get plot armor after his fanciful introduction like was to be expected. That is pretty self-owning for somebody who considers himself a film critic.

And yes, that review was unbelievably arrogant and snobbish. “He acts like he’s 16 and not 46″, oh yes Film Brain we forgot, you are a high brow film critic who is very intelligent for believing that anything other than classical drama is undeserving to be gazed upon by his brilliant mind. Yeah, my eyes were rolling out of my skull when he was bitching about the violence, quite assured that it made him seem mature.

He is entitled to his opinions on Inglourious Basterds, and I’m entitled to my opinion that he’s a pretentious douchebag.

Quote “Will you like Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? Allow me to answer that with another question: did you like Transformers back in 2007? Because, essentially, this sequel is everything in the first movie doubled, with extra chocolate sauce.”

^ If that lead anyone to buy tickets for that movie, it is the fault of Film Brain & as such putting this better off left to you tube critic in his place is one of the greatest things Spoony could have ever done. Bad critics can hurt us all.

Film Brain expected conventional story structure out of a Tarantino film. For instance, he didn’t like that Hugo Stiglitz didn’t get plot armor after his fanciful introduction like was to be expected. That is pretty self-owning for somebody who considers himself a film critic.

And yes, that review was unbelievably arrogant and snobbish. “He acts like he’s 16 and not 46″, oh yes Film Brain we forgot, you are a high brow film critic who is very intelligent for believing that anything other than classical drama is undeserving to be gazed upon by his brilliant mind. Yeah, my eyes were rolling out of my skull when he was bitching about the violence, quite assured that it made him seem mature.

He is entitled to his opinions on Inglourious Basterds, and I’m entitled to my opinion that he’s a pretentious douchebag.

Kinda off topic, but “douche” and “douche bag” should be replaced by “scuzz bucket,” “scuzz,” “scum,” “scum bucket,” or “dirt bag” pretty soon. Don’t ask me why, it’ll just transition very smoothly in that direction.

Kinda off topic, but “douche” and “douche bag” should be replaced by “scuzz bucket,” “scuzz,” “scum,” “scum bucket,” or “dirt bag” pretty soon. Don’t ask me why, it’ll just transition very smoothly in that direction.

One thing I’ve noticed about a lot of Spoony’s fans on this site is that they hate everyone who isnt spoony. They even hate on the cinema snob and Deantheadequate, even tho they are featured on his site, and they hated on Paw’s video when that made an appearance on here.

Now I love spoony, I’d go as far as to say he is my favorite reviewer of the TGWTG team, but cmon people, quit hatin on everyone.

Also, why are people takin this post so seriously? He’s only jokin around (at least I hope). He doesnt have any ill-will towards anyone on TGWTG

One thing I’ve noticed about a lot of Spoony’s fans on this site is that they hate everyone who isnt spoony. They even hate on the cinema snob and Deantheadequate, even tho they are featured on his site, and they hated on Paw’s video when that made an appearance on here.

Now I love spoony, I’d go as far as to say he is my favorite reviewer of the TGWTG team, but cmon people, quit hatin on everyone.

Also, why are people takin this post so seriously? He’s only jokin around (at least I hope). He doesnt have any ill-will towards anyone on TGWTG

speNY fiuals filim brein RLES yuo shot teh uck up

joking :)

speNY fiuals filim brein RLES yuo shot teh uck up

joking :)

I hate because I love…to hate things

I never liked Film Brain….

I hate because I love…to hate things

Well, yeah. We’d all go gay for Spoony, and yes, he is -the- best reviewer on TGWTG.

But I think no one ‘hates’ other critics. They are just blinded by Spoony’s show. It’s that good.

Well, yeah. We’d all go gay for Spoony, and yes, he is -the- best reviewer on TGWTG.

But I think no one ‘hates’ other critics. They are just blinded by Spoony’s show. It’s that good.

I enjoyed TF2, but Inglourious Basterds was amazing, much much better than TF2.

Whoa, too much info, I AM blinded!!11

Whoa, too much info, I AM blinded!!11

Although seriously, as soon as I saw Arnold pointing out beyond left field, I instantly heard the Wilhelm scream.

I’m thinking this was meant as a playful sort of nudge and wink between critics. I’d hope there’d be some sort of professional courtesy between TGWTG contributers about bashing each other in public, at least.

Although seriously, as soon as I saw Arnold pointing out beyond left field, I instantly heard the Wilhelm scream.

We can’t have people with differing opinions! Not on the INTERNET!

TF2 was an abortion of a movie. Inglorious Basterds is also a terrible movie by a terribly overrated director. QT hasn’t made a good movie since Pulp Fiction. I apologize profusely, I appear to have expressed an opinion on the internet that may be contrary to popular opinion. CRUCIFY ME!!!

We can’t have people with differing opinions! Not on the INTERNET!

TF2 was an abortion of a movie. Inglorious Basterds is also a terrible movie by a terribly overrated director. QT hasn’t made a good movie since Pulp Fiction. I apologize profusely, I appear to have expressed an opinion on the internet that may be contrary to popular opinion. CRUCIFY ME!!!

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! And I’m not just attacking fan boys and I’m certainly not attacking those who know the difference between a fact and opinion. I’m attacking those who attack other peoples opinions just because it’s not in majority. Like I said, I haven’t seen the movies yet I know you all are just being a bunch of panzies, you included, Noah! Just because you don’t agree with someone, doesn’t give you the right to attack their thoughts or opinions. If you don’t agree with someone else’s opinion, DON’T BE AN IGNORANT TROLL ABOUT IT! Instead, try to give a valid argument that explains your reasoning’s for your opinion and see who’s is backed up more and much more stable in being able to hold up on attacks, and within a CIVILIZED DEBATE. Now, just to clarify with the fan boys, I enjoy Noah’s work and I also enjoy watching Film Brain. I think they’re both funny ( if not obnoxious ) reviewers that both have their moments within their videos. But this is just sadistic how two people will turn on each other just because of one little opinion. An opinion that on a social scale, doesn’t mean shit. When you guys finish your idiotic scwabble, shoot me an e-mail detailing your arguement.

My e-mail address is: Ryguy987@SHUTTHEFUCKUPUNLESSYOURESCUSEISTRUELYVALID.com

Pfff. Anyway, can’t wait to see Film Brain’s response. Atleast, he should response, because if he wouldn’t that would be.. stupid, boring and gay.

Pfff. Anyway, can’t wait to see Film Brain’s response. Atleast, he should response, because if he wouldn’t that would be.. stupid, boring and gay.

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! And I’m not just attacking fan boys and I’m certainly not attacking those who know the difference between a fact and opinion. I’m attacking those who attack other peoples opinions just because it’s not in majority. Like I said, I haven’t seen the movies yet I know you all are just being a bunch of panzies, you included, Noah! Just because you don’t agree with someone, doesn’t give you the right to attack their thoughts or opinions. If you don’t agree with someone else’s opinion, DON’T BE AN IGNORANT TROLL ABOUT IT! Instead, try to give a valid argument that explains your reasoning’s for your opinion and see who’s is backed up more and much more stable in being able to hold up on attacks, and within a CIVILIZED DEBATE. Now, just to clarify with the fan boys, I enjoy Noah’s work and I also enjoy watching Film Brain. I think they’re both funny ( if not obnoxious ) reviewers that both have their moments within their videos. But this is just sadistic how two people will turn on each other just because of one little opinion. An opinion that on a social scale, doesn’t mean shit. When you guys finish your idiotic scwabble, shoot me an e-mail detailing your arguement.

My e-mail address is: Ryguy987@SHUTTHEFUCKUPUNLESSYOURESCUSEISTRUELYVALID.com

P.S. I look forward for your hate mail

P.S. I look forward for your hate mail

My e-mail client exploded. Thank you, Ryguy987.

My e-mail client exploded. Thank you, Ryguy987.

I liked Transformers 2…

I mean I was just testing it out…

I mean I was just testing it out…

I liked Transformers 2…

see you in court, Zognar. See you in court

see you in court, Zognar. See you in court

Ryguy987

Wow, just wow. There seems to be a lot of displaced aggression in your post, because i don’t think you’re retaliating against anyone in particular. Did someone snub your opinions in the past somewhere? Anyways, Spoony did do a long ass vlog on why TF2 is so bad and then another review on Inglorious Bastards so I guess he already laid out his reasoning?

Furthermore, this could all be a light-heated joke but you seem to be taking this very seriously and personally.

see you in court, Zognar. See you in court

I loathed Transformers 2, but I haven’t been interested enough to see Inglorious Basterds, so no opinion there. I also think Film Brian is a complete idiot for giving Transformers 2 a positive rating, but that’s fine. I know a lot of people who liked it too. I guess he just has different tastes. What’s wrong with that?

I love you Spoony, but don’t be a dick. Leave people to their own opinions. Not everybody is going to agree with one another.

I loathed Transformers 2, but I haven’t been interested enough to see Inglorious Basterds, so no opinion there. I also think Film Brian is a complete idiot for giving Transformers 2 a positive rating, but that’s fine. I know a lot of people who liked it too. I guess he just has different tastes. What’s wrong with that?

I love you Spoony, but don’t be a dick. Leave people to their own opinions. Not everybody is going to agree with one another.

lol@the comments. how is “it’s wrong to say somebody is wrong” not a self-defeating argument?

but then since this is spoony’s site, i expect half of them to be trolls. and entertaining ones at that.

Wow…reading some of the comments here can do quite a number on one’s IQ level…

To those of you who are claiming that you’ve lost all respect for Spoony because of this…do you honestly think he’ll truely care, especially given how many people have agreed with him so far? I find it particularly funny how you keep saying that Film Brain has a right to state his opinion. Fair enough, but doesn’t that also mean Spoony has a right to call Film Brain out if he feels that said opinion of his is full of shit if he wants to?

Someone definitely needs to grow up, but I don’t think its Spoony…

Wow…reading some of the comments here can do quite a number on one’s IQ level…

To those of you who are claiming that you’ve lost all respect for Spoony because of this…do you honestly think he’ll truely care, especially given how many people have agreed with him so far? I find it particularly funny how you keep saying that Film Brain has a right to state his opinion. Fair enough, but doesn’t that also mean Spoony has a right to call Film Brain out if he feels that said opinion of his is full of shit if he wants to?

Someone definitely needs to grow up, but I don’t think its Spoony…

Pork:

Ah, yes. You do have a point. I am the kind of person where the extremely subtle jokes seen to fly right over the head and misinterpret them. If this was supposed to be a joke, I will gladly retract everything I said. Though, if he was serious, my words stay in place, firmly.

Pork:

Ah, yes. You do have a point. I am the kind of person where the extremely subtle jokes seen to fly right over the head and misinterpret them. If this was supposed to be a joke, I will gladly retract everything I said. Though, if he was serious, my words stay in place, firmly.

Oh no! People disagreeing? On the INTERNET?

I feel like I’m only fanning the flame by commenting on this, but seriously guys, come on. Is this really so earth shattering that it requires people gnashing their teeth at one another through comments? REALLY? I know movies are srs biznez, but let’s have some perspective, people.

Yikes.

Oh no! People disagreeing? On the INTERNET?

I feel like I’m only fanning the flame by commenting on this, but seriously guys, come on. Is this really so earth shattering that it requires people gnashing their teeth at one another through comments? REALLY? I know movies are srs biznez, but let’s have some perspective, people.

Yikes.

what the fuck is a film brain?

what the fuck is a film brain?

Arnold says “OBJECTION!”

Arnold says “OBJECTION!”

Fail Brain sucks monkey balls

Fail Brain sucks monkey balls

Are you saying we should get Spoony and FB to physically fight? Or everyone else here? Like in a mass battle of good vs. …. better?

I’ll meet you all in the parking lot after shool

I’ll meet you all in the parking lot after shool

NOOO SPELLING FAIL!

Holy hell! I love Spoony’s videos so much and I cant wait till we do some cross overs (coming up) because one of the funnest parts of them is coming over here and reading your guys comments – they are always so juicy! You guys should post more on TGWTG.com.

Holy hell! I love Spoony’s videos so much and I cant wait till we do some cross overs (coming up) because one of the funnest parts of them is coming over here and reading your guys comments – they are always so juicy! You guys should post more on TGWTG.com.

NOOO SPELLING FAIL!

well I had a good run, now where did I put that Drano?

well I had a good run, now where did I put that Drano?

Angry Joe is awesome, but yer not him, mate. He always has spelling errors! dun dun DUNNNNN!!

Angry Joe is awesome, but yer not him, mate. He always has spelling errors! dun dun DUNNNNN!!

Dude, Spoony is just saying…
Im the say way about “Star Trek XI: The Rape of Everything Good , Decent and Wonderful in this Fucked Uped World”…I always tell people they suck for liking it, and they usually think its funny, because Im such a Trekkie. Anyways, some people really need to liten up…get high or something…

“I loathed Transformers 2, but I haven’t been interested enough to see Inglorious Basterds, so no opinion there. I also think Film Brian is a complete idiot for giving Transformers 2 a positive rating, but that’s fine. I know a lot of people who liked it too. I guess he just has different tastes. What’s wrong with that?”

FlimBrain is a critic himself, and it seems he likes to think of himself as an intellectual considering how often he bashes on movies for being dumb despite giving a few of them, like Transformers 2, decent scores.

Everybody has different tastes, but if you don’t want people to give their honest opinions on something and you don’t want them to state their opinions on other people’s opinions, this is a terrible place for you to be. That’s what critics do, that’s their thing. It’s like telling an orange not to have a peel. Plus, as critics, their opinions need to be held to higher standards than those who comment on things casually, otherwise the title of critic becomes utterly meaningless. If you think that’s over-intellectualizing it or that I’m taking it too seriously, then you’ve got no reason to listen to critics in general. It’s fine if you just want to trust your own judgment and let other people do the same.

Dude, Spoony is just saying…
Im the say way about “Star Trek XI: The Rape of Everything Good , Decent and Wonderful in this Fucked Uped World”…I always tell people they suck for liking it, and they usually think its funny, because Im such a Trekkie. Anyways, some people really need to liten up…get high or something…

Joe, we are the most intelligent fanbase on the internet.. right after 4chan.

@Zognar
Hahaha. BUUURRRRNNNN. Actually thats not me making the spelling errors that’s Caster the Telecaster machine =)
You see he just doesn’t care. You shouldn’t either.

I should have link you guys my Transformers 2 Defense and watched you tear it apart! That would have been fun! im not being sarcastic I kinda like thats over here theres no moderation just raw internet battlez.

Oh now this is the best form ever. First all the trolling and now Joe is here xD! I am loveing evey min of it.

Aaaah ya got me. Just had to be sure. There are some great impostors out there, you must have tons of fans, which is no surprise, man.

The internet is serious business.

Mills Lane: “Let’s get it on!”

Heart!

INTERNET BATTLEZ!!! Dayyuumm. That should be like a new video series. Sorta like a “Yo Momma” show but instead featuring internet warriors and their concise arguments on why you should go to hell and die. That would kick ass, hmmmmm. *gears turning*

Ahhh who am I kidding no one would enjoy that. I’m going to bed. Laters!

While I have yet to see either film, I know Mike Bay films are no prize winners. But Spoony I may be wrong but I think you just opened a can of worms by firing back the way you did. Like I said, I might be wrong (ill be the 1st to admit that I am wrong) but I cant shake a felling that this is going to light a powder keg and set off a flame war. I know that you have no good words for the Transformers 2 film. I saw your review, and I know it basically destroyed your faith in humanity. But this is on a whole other level, to call out your co-exister on TGWTG.com because his opinion differs from yours. That’s just bad news headed for your door step, Your not going to make everyone agree with your point of view. Like the old saying goes “You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink.”

Ah yes, Film Brain… the TGWTG equivalent of YouTube’s Fred.

Seriously people whats with all the agro? Why so serious? Film Brain had an opinion about a film. Spoony disagreed with it and expressed his opinion in an off hand jokey kind of way. Big woop. I’m mean have some perspective – spoony’s response had a god damn arnold reference in it. This is hardly going to lead to pIzTuls@dawwwn!!!

@Grusnoid
Almost 150 comments in and you get a feeling? Sorry, I’m just joking around. Need sleep!

Seriously people whats with all the agro? Why so serious? Film Brain had an opinion about a film. Spoony disagreed with it and expressed his opinion in an off hand jokey kind of way. Big woop. I’m mean have some perspective – spoony’s response had a god damn arnold reference in it. This is hardly going to lead to pIzTuls@dawwwn!!!

@Grusnoid
Almost 150 comments in and you get a feeling? Sorry, I’m just joking around. Need sleep!

Also, and this is just guess, maybe about thirty thousand people crashed his email with:

“Hey, this other dude liked that movie more than you did, but you hated it, but you liked that one dat he didn’t not appreaciate”.

And this is his way of saying: “Stop filling my inbox with the same goddamned message, of course I saw the other review. Stop asking if I have!”

Previously in the comments (post 75):

“Okay, time for some tough love.
Noah, I love your stuff and probably watch your reviews more than everyone else’s combined, but seriously, grow the fuck up. I cannot believe that you’re going out of your way to start shit with Film Brain over a difference of opinion about a fucking movie. This is the kind of knee-jerk dick-waving horseshit I would expect from an anonymous knuckle-dragger in the TGWTG comments section, not an A-list reviewer. Whatever happened to professionalism? Or just basic fucking courtesy? I know, who cares about that shit right? After all, we’re NERDS, and movie reviews are SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, so let’s all have a good BAAAAAWWWWWWW and go back to taking cheap shots at Film Brain. This sort of nonsense might impress the die-hard crowd here at the Experiment, but it’s doing you no favors among your other fans who have managed to maintain some fucking perspective. You’re a great reviewer and a real talent who has given me plenty of hearty belly-laughs over the last few years, but you’ve gone completely off your tits with this one.”

“This is the kind of knee-jerk dick-waving horseshit I would expect from an anonymous knuckle-dragger in the TGWTG comments section”

It was a tough call, but I think we have a winner for the hypocrite of the month award right here!

As for Spoony; he is probably being his satirical over-the-top self again. If not; then he is being his petty, naive, self again. But if you ask me, Flim Brain will probably see this and laugh.

Also, do any of you remember this?
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/161-angry-video-game-nerd-rant
or this?
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/162-angry-video-game-nerd-rant-part-2
I rest my case.

TF2 was total SCHMUTZ!
Haven’t seen Inglorious Basterds yet. Don’t know if i will.
Face it crowd: A lot of the overhyped and 200mil-budget CGI-burnfest are utter crap.
Bread and games for the commoners, to divert their attention away from the actual problems.

I just love how heated people are getting over this.

If Spoony really hated the guy, he would have just said that he did, like with Aussie.

I just love how heated people are getting over this.

If Spoony really hated the guy, he would have just said that he did, like with Aussie.

An image macro?!? Has such wit ever been seen before on the internets?

Lol… ooooh spoony your humor seems a bit much eh? Causeing a little firestorm probably without intending to? Or maybe you did you cheeky basterd! Either way yeah I think these comments are funnier than the little poster but that was pretty good too.

I don’t like QTs movies (with the possible exception of Pulp Fiction), it’s just not my taste and I don’t watch them anymore, but I simply can’t believe anything could deserve a lower score than Transformers 2.

That said, I’m still going to read FIlm Brain’s review now, because I’m happy about every person that does not think QT is a god among movie makers who can do no wrong, like… pretty much everybody I’ve ever talked to does.

I don’t like QTs movies (with the possible exception of Pulp Fiction), it’s just not my taste and I don’t watch them anymore, but I simply can’t believe anything could deserve a lower score than Transformers 2.

That said, I’m still going to read FIlm Brain’s review now, because I’m happy about every person that does not think QT is a god among movie makers who can do no wrong, like… pretty much everybody I’ve ever talked to does.

ITS SO ON FILM BRAIN

ITS SO ON FILM BRAIN

A reason why IB wasn’t that good, was because of subtitles. Well, if I should rate films based upon if there are subtitles or not The Godfather would get a 3/10. There’s not 60% but 100%(!!!) subtiteling in there.

Still I think it has more to do with the interpretation of a rating system than whether IB is better than a Bay-movie.

Yes, Fecalsaurus. And that’s how Spoony saved Christmas.

I think Film Brain is trolling around as usual as he did with Equilibrium. When you say wow that’s a good movie about a movie everyone is on the same side that it’s a good movie than no one reacts or they just post 1 or 3 comments saying that it’s good. When you say a movie that has a large fan-base ( Equilibrium) or critics regard it as one of the best of 2009 ( Inglorious Basterds) than you are just trolling or an attention whore. That’s how I’ve always seen FB and I’ll always see him after seeing his Equilibrium review. I mean in that review he just criticized a movie for trying to be an action movie and a philosophical one and the movie did make some points. I’m sorry but you don’t make a career just by seeing a good movie and saying is shit just for the sake of being different or shocking because you won’t be taken serious. Oh and Spoony is pissed that he gave Inglorious Basterds a lower mark and review than he did for Transformers PIECE OF SHIT 2 and that proves the FILM NO Brain is trolling like an attention whore. Seriously I don’t need even to read his review because Inglorious Basterds will get tons of awards from different respected ceremonies whilst Transformers 2 will get all the teeny awards. How can you even compare the awful schlock that was TR2 an ACTION, CGI, ESPLOSION, RACIST, HILLBILLIE, MEGAN FOX SEX exploitation movie to a NAZI exploitation movie that mind you hd great acting from an unknown german actor whilst the other crap of Transformers had the audacity to prostitute John Turturro. That reason is alone to burn that movie in HADES and the DEVIL’s flames to ruin the career or just to whore him for a big paycheck. He was IN MILLER’s CROSSING. FILM NO BRAIN FAILS

Oh come on spoony, scores are just arbitrary things that convey what the person is currently thinking, I don’t think that Matthew Buck keeps a list of all his scores he gave.

Given that the Angry Video Game Nerd can’t go five minutes without making a scatological joke, are we entirely surprised by this?

spoony you lit the fuse, i know you didn’t like transformers 2 neither did i but you need to put a kibosh on this before it gets out of hand dude.

I honestly cannot enjoy any of Film Brain’s work, and I’ve tried many times, including recently with his Monkey Bone review. I admit to never having read his articles, but his videos are just awful.

For everyone on thatguywiththeglasses, I understand it’s a question of personal preferences regarding film producers. But I honestly don’t know why Doug would let him post these videos on his site. That to me was Doug’s 2nd biggest mistake, the 1st being letting that douchebag the amazing atheist onto the site. Seriously, is that Doug’s new method of expanding the site, to just finding youtube accounts with a decent amount of subscribers and recruiting them? I mean yeah, Team FourStar was a good move, but seriously, the amazing atheist? While we’re at it, why don’t we just add Fred or Chris Crocker to the site, afterall they have a really high subscriber number.

Sorry for the rant. Love just about everyone over at thatguywiththeglasses, but Film Brain and the amazing atheist were a huge mistake.

Oh please, we don’t need Chris Crocker at TGWTG.com. Please no… I’d rather sit through Transformers 2 again than to think of that.

Seriously, this is hilarious. FLAME ON!

TGWTG has gotten too big for its own good.
There’s a metric fuckton of boring, untalented reviewers on this site and FilmBrains is surprisingly not even the worst of them.
Doug really needs to thin out his ranks.

Well Doug just tore District 9 a new one.. and is dealing with the backlash of his own.

Fun times!

To give Film Brain some credit, he did say that TF2 was like eating a bunch of sugary goods and then getting sick afterwards. So yeah, he only seemed to enjoy it on a very shallow level and nothing more. I hate TF2 as well but don’t always like Tarantino either. Beyond this little squabble, seems you two normally have a similar taste in film.

And personally, I do agree Equilibrium is a bad movie. It’s got good actors and some cool action pieces but the execution really is rather idiotic.

I agree that when you compare Transformers 2 and Inglourious Basterds, Inglourious Basterds is the better movie. So why the lower score? Who knows. I say a review is just someone’s opinion so I do not look too deeply into it lol.

He didn’t actually insult Film brain, just called him out on something. Reasonable…and Transformers 2 is a foul stain on existence.
Has Spoony done much wrong? Nao. NAAOOOOOO.

spoony just said we have no opnion and he is god and all he says is right apperntly if you enjoyed transformers 2 in his god like eys you go stright to hell no questions asked

damn straight! You go Spoony! Burn in hell Film Brain!

Film Brain can’t get much more flamed in hell than he’s being here…
I think we should fight Film Brain the way we fight Communism. *headbutts Cat*

Film Brain can’t get much more flamed in hell than he’s being here…
I think we should fight Film Brain the way we fight Communism. *headbutts Cat*

@ 166 – MRevel

I don’t think that means what you think it means.

Sounds like an awesome god.

@160, “I honestly cannot enjoy any of Film Brain’s work, and I’ve tried many times, including recently with his Monkey Bone review.”
That’s because he fucking sucks. He’s not funny, not very insightful, simply just another talentless hack looking to become famous on TWTG.

Oh, and Transformers 2 metacritic.com score = 35/100. Nuff said.

@160, “I honestly cannot enjoy any of Film Brain’s work, and I’ve tried many times, including recently with his Monkey Bone review.”
That’s because he fucking sucks. He’s not funny, not very insightful, simply just another talentless hack looking to become famous on TWTG.

Oh, and Transformers 2 metacritic.com score = 35/100. Nuff said.

Even bootblacking is better than transformers 2. I would go as far as to say ‘I LIKE IT VERY MUCH’.

I refuse to watch Transformers 2, they made Devastator a tank in the first one….they probably made Unicron a shopping cart in the second

“goldstubble September 22, 2009 at 12:25 am

Even bootblacking is better than transformers 2. I would go as far as to say ‘I LIKE IT VERY MUCH’.”

LOL! Oh Prince of Space, you give me laughs at funny things. lol Thank you for that comment, now I have to go watch that.

Spoony jokingly insulted another reviewer on the internet?
WELL SHIT SON.
Boot up the batsignal, we need to solve this right away by drowning the issue in three hundred metric tons of frothing fan-drool.

Ok, internet sit next to me, I need to tell you something.

Ok, so I’ve noticed that you’re really big on accepting opinions no matter how crazy they sound or unpopular they are, and that’s great it’s cool you are so accepting. But I’ve got to point something out. See the way you act when someone’s opinion is that they disagree with someone else’s opinion, is kind of stupid. See you go on and preach about accepting opinions, but when anyone disagrees with your opinion that opinions should just be accepted, you kind of are being intolerant of that person’s opinion.

So, stop being such a fucking hypocrite, ok?

the only “Film” in “Film Brain” is the drug induced eyecrust.

I absolutely have to agree with everyone above in that Film Brain and Amazing Atheist are absolutely horribly unfunny – I can barely make it through any of either their videos without erupting into a flaming ball of hate – and Spoony of course has all the right to set people like Film Brain back in their place, but I can already tell this is *not* going to end well for somebody.

Honestly, I never even saw Equilibrium and I could still tell his review was full of shit.

“TGWTG has gotten too big for its own good.
There’s a metric fuckton of boring, untalented reviewers on this site and FilmBrains is surprisingly not even the worst of them.
Doug really needs to thin out his ranks.”

In all seriousness, TGWTG needs to implement quality control. I like the model the site functions on, and the content Doug produces is damn good considering how much he puts out, but only 1/3 of the rest of the content is any good. Mostly it’s people like Phelous or FilmBrain or Marzgirl, who may be good people and have some sound ideas, but try WAY too hard. The whole “passion panties!” thing in Marzgirl’s videos is what I’d describe as a, “LAUGH AT THIS! THIS IS FUNNY!” moment. And it’s a shame because I know she can put out good videos. Her “History of Animation pt. 1″ was pretty damn good, as is the followup she posted to Spoony’s FFVIII review.

The biggest issue is that the talent on the site has potential, but it’s rare that anyone really develops it, and the community doesn’t push them to improve. I know they’re giving us entertainment for free and a lot of the videos are produced as a hobby and not by people with professional ambitions, but if they love their hobby enough to make videos and post them on a site like TGWTG (instead of, say, Youtube) I’d figure they enjoy it enough that they’d want to put out the best content that they can, not to please us but for the love of the craft. TGWTG showcases a lot of mediocrity, and not the endearing, campy kind of mediocrity Spoony does so well, but the kind that’s produced when people act stiff on camera and do what’s supposed to be awesome/funny as opposed to something which is a genuine extension of themselves. In short, if you’re fake it’s going to be obvious. Real actors don’t act, they feel.

I remember reading some articles on there which were very poorly written; the same words were used over and over, spelling mistakes were rampant, and the author didn’t put a new or compelling spin on the topic being discussed. (See “The Worst Final Fantasy” characters or something like that; I don’t remember exactly what it was titled but that should be close enough to track it down.) Coldguy is the best article writer and even his stuff could use a run through a spellchecker before getting posted.

I know I’ve gone off on a tangent so I’m gonna wrap this up. All of the above are reasons that I’ve removed TGWTG from my bookmarks and don’t plan to go back, and it’s why when I get my shit together and start producing content I’m not going to affiliate myself with the site. I respect Spoony and Doug and some of the other people on there, and I’m sure that if I met Marzgirl or Filmbrain in person I’d get along with them, but good people does not a good website make. It’s why, when I saw this post, I didn’t laugh, I nodded my head and said to myself, “Yeah, his opinion sucks.”

I cannot even imagine… comparing IG to Transformers 2. The thoughts I have on those two films don’t even connect. I’m with Spoony on this one. Music-wise I may not agree with him, but for the most part my feelings on certain movies end up being the same as his. IG is… I feel like calling it better than Transformers 2 would STILL insult IG. Saying the two titles together insults IG. Film Brain… good god, man. I thought his review of Meteor was good, but most of his stuff is just intolerable. This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard him say YET. Ugh.

well who has the better fan base a longer account and the bigger viwer number as far as internte fan not saying its a awesome thing or anything your doing quit well film brian does not have your numbers at all its not even a contest if any of his fans flame you your fans flame on him with 4 times the assholes but nice way to stir up your fans but it also helps that you have a nice chrisma it makes it easyer watch this is whre i think film brain hurts the most hes not fun to look at he dosent seem to enjoy him self and he is not funny at all and i would rather watch transformer 2 then all his vids in one sitting

Nice essay… and a big assumption, that they will want to be affiliated with you too, Mad Alchemist.

You’re never going back to TGWTG ever again? Because theres some unfunny/untalented people on TGWTG? Seriously, so what? Nostalgia Critic and ThatDudeInTheSuede is good (though he’s away for two years), and thats good enough for me. We’re not forced to watch the others, so just ignore them. Then they will go away.

While I have not seen either Transformer 2, I saw the first and that was bad enough for me, or the re-make of Inglourious Basterds ( Love the original though. ) I have to admit comparing a Tarentino film ( And yes I do like most of his work. ) to a Micheal Bay film is like saying you’d rather eat cow shit than a hamburger. Now I should probably come to Film Brains defense as a fellow Brittish person, but I am scottish and he is english and there for my mortal enemy. Though seriously if he’s going to use a numerical rating system he sort of brings this on himself.

In the end, if you want to watch a Transformer movie, buy the 1980′s animated movie and rock out to the sound track.

I just think that Film Brain does his scores on spur of the moment and If you asked him to compare the two films he probably would say that IB is better.

Oh well, ever since the Transmorphers review, it was pretty obvious that your tastes in movies differ a lot.
After all, he can only say what he thought of the movie, just as you did in your review. You liked it, he did not.
No need to make a fuss about it.

speak your mind. personal opinions aside, your frustration is justified

Even if I didn’t really find Inglourious Basterds that entertaining, there was still more thought to it than Transformers 2. Probably more thought than Michael Bay have put into all of his movies combined.
I still can’t pick my poison, however the depiction of Hitler and the ending of Inglourious Basterds is hilarious contrary to any of the attempted jokes in T2.
Also I didn’t feel violated walking out after Basterds, maybe just a little bit.

I hate Transformers 2 as much as you did Spoony. But I felt District 9 was one of the greatest films of 09 and I didn’t much care for Inglorious Basterds. Pulp Fiction is my all time favorite movie but just because they both shared the same Director did not help. I can see why many people like Inglorious Basterds so much, and like you said yourself in your review on it, why some people wouldn’t like it at all. I was one of those few, sorry to say. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

Arrrrrr, this be a topsey turvey world!

im backing spoony 100% with this. i seen both of the movies (Transformers 2 i got to see for free and was going with very low hopes because lets face it you’re either going so you could see robots fight or for megan fox and i think that she is a 4/10 at best so i didnt go to see her.) but those two cars mudflap and the other one just painful, it somehow went lower then i expected but it was a free movie so what can you do(i live in a small town going somewhere else is always a plus) and i seen IB with no sleep for a day and a half and it still was more entertaining then watching SPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!! Christoph Waltz was an amazing actor in Inglorious Basterds and the worst actor was probably Mike Myers.
the majority will always win in the end so Noah is right and Film Brain is WRONG!
P.S. i do really think Megan Fox is not good looking and i know im wrong on that one because i will be like the .000000000000001% that think that she is ugly.

@Mad Alchemist

You forgot Benett the Sage.
First he was trying to be a poor man’s Angry Joe with his boring reviews and now he tries to be a poor man’s Linkara as well. And his silly fanfiction show isn’t helping either if the material is older than the internet.

Inglorious Basterds is Tarentino’s Magnus Opus I.M.O. (and before it was Reservoir Dogs) I can see why people find other material of Tarentino his best, but for me this had all his ingrediënts in the right measurement.

But if Spoony is serious about his ‘shut the fuck up’, my advice is : let it go.

THANK YOU spoony!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!

god, i sucks so hard that we are not allowed to say stuff like this over at TGWTG. sometimes i think you get banned if you just say “i did not like your review, i think you are wrong”. i know, thats just a feeling but it takes aways serious debate if you cant speak your mind being afraid of the censors. im not saying there should be stupid flaming over there but it say it should be allowed to do what spoony just did.
thanks again noah, that little shit really deserves to get ripped a new one.

I don’t actually know who the Film Brain is but I think Spoony should pimp hand slap him :)

I wasn’t a fan of Film Brain anyway. He’s trying to be funny to be sarcastic about movies (like NC en AVGN), but he fails miserably.

Thumbs up for Spoony ones again!

Spoony… i love you more than ever before. Film Brain is a joke. He has no clue about films (I’m sure his name is ironic) and as a fellow Englishman i feel ashamed that people have to watch his crap. Dr.Ashens or Wez and Larry are better example of British talent, not that prepubescent fool. Thankgod there are people like you who have taste and are knowledgeable about cinema. Spoony thankyou so much.

Yeah!I totally agree with you there. American milk shouldn’t be banned from Canada and EU.So it has some rBGH and other hormones but europian and canadian milk has antibiotics and steroids. Thats even worse. I think USA can provide such countries with healthier milk. I’m really sadenned, that everything is about monopoly these days and because of that, a lot of people suffer.

Yeah!I totally agree with you there. American milk shouldn’t be banned from Canada and EU.So it has some rBGH and other hormones but europian and canadian milk has antibiotics and steroids. Thats even worse. I think USA can provide such countries with healthier milk. I’m really sadenned, that everything is about monopoly these days and because of that, a lot of people suffer.

Spoony, i couldn’t have said it better myself! Film Brain didn’t get the movie AT ALL… And his taste in Tarantino’s movies seems iffy at best! I mean come on, Jackie Brown? Maybe it’s because i don’t get this whole blaxploitation thing, but still, i fell asleep during Jackie Brown! At least Death Proof, my second least favorite QT movie, had a stellar second half, even if it had nothing to do with the boring drivel of the first part, but Jackie Brown for me, was just plain BAD!

Are you trying to start a war spoony? Shame on you, man.

Everyone is entitled to his opinion. If the man does not like the movie, let him rant on it. Like you ranted on alot of stuff I didnt agree on but you dont see me posting in my website that you are an idiot.

You can not defend Transformers 2 as a good movie. MAYBE a entertaining one, but even then you are only making a case that you are retarded. It isn’t just bad subjectively, it is bad factually. It fails in every facet of filmmaking. The plot is littered with holes and inconsistencies, many characters exist for no reason but too add ‘humor’ (and the humor is debatable). You can’t reason that the film isn’t bad because you should just accept the failing because after all its a giant robot film. Just because Sci-fi has unrealistic concepts doesn’t mean the audience has to accept bad writing because we are already accepting unrealistic concepts. If the film fails at its own logic, then the film fails. How can you cover up two giant robot attacks in major cities? “You just can”. Why do they use the shard on Megatron and Jetfire to bring them back to life, but have two jump through a million hoops to bring back Optimus. “Just go with it”. How can you cross a middle eastern check point without ID and just saying “I’m a from New York”, and also let the three other driverless cars pass through undetected as well? “Don’t ask stupid questions “,even though if they just cut that scene nobody would have asked ‘hey why didn’t they cross through a check point?”.

It is a FACT that this film makes no sense. It is a FACT that most of the characters are not needed. It is a FACT that the same story could have been told in less than half the running time. It is a FACT that Transformers 2 is a bad film, and you can not make a case for it otherwise.

You can not defend Transformers 2 as a good movie. MAYBE a entertaining one, but even then you are only making a case that you are retarded. It isn’t just bad subjectively, it is bad factually. It fails in every facet of filmmaking. The plot is littered with holes and inconsistencies, many characters exist for no reason but too add ‘humor’ (and the humor is debatable). You can’t reason that the film isn’t bad because you should just accept the failing because after all its a giant robot film. Just because Sci-fi has unrealistic concepts doesn’t mean the audience has to accept bad writing because we are already accepting unrealistic concepts. If the film fails at its own logic, then the film fails. How can you cover up two giant robot attacks in major cities? “You just can”. Why do they use the shard on Megatron and Jetfire to bring them back to life, but have two jump through a million hoops to bring back Optimus. “Just go with it”. How can you cross a middle eastern check point without ID and just saying “I’m a from New York”, and also let the three other driverless cars pass through undetected as well? “Don’t ask stupid questions “,even though if they just cut that scene nobody would have asked ‘hey why didn’t they cross through a check point?”.

It is a FACT that this film makes no sense. It is a FACT that most of the characters are not needed. It is a FACT that the same story could have been told in less than half the running time. It is a FACT that Transformers 2 is a bad film, and you can not make a case for it otherwise.

…y’know what? I really shouldn’t even bother. Trying to fight ‘net stupidity is like fighting the tide. A very annoying, idiotic tide that thankfully I can’t hear in the real world for fear of it driving me MAD.

Film Brain’s review may have emphasized a film’s merit over its fun factor (a fatal flaw for a Tarantino flick), but Spoony’s also indulging in the ‘comparison by score’ system, a system he himself doesn’t use quite possibly for the same reason – it leads to stupid shit like this.

But some of you people out there! My god, you’d think it was like they were debating both sides of the abortion issue the way people are carrying on! One person at TGWTG even said, “I’m losing respect for Spoony” over this.

That should speak for itself. If you can’t see why that statement is chockful of fail, you have lost the game. Turn in your smart-person cap and go sit in the corner.

My only hope is that Spoony is, as I suspect, the kind of person unafraid to utterly IGNORE his fanbase when it comes to his expressing personal opinions.

…y’know what? I really shouldn’t even bother. Trying to fight ‘net stupidity is like fighting the tide. A very annoying, idiotic tide that thankfully I can’t hear in the real world for fear of it driving me MAD.

Film Brain’s review may have emphasized a film’s merit over its fun factor (a fatal flaw for a Tarantino flick), but Spoony’s also indulging in the ‘comparison by score’ system, a system he himself doesn’t use quite possibly for the same reason – it leads to stupid shit like this.

But some of you people out there! My god, you’d think it was like they were debating both sides of the abortion issue the way people are carrying on! One person at TGWTG even said, “I’m losing respect for Spoony” over this.

That should speak for itself. If you can’t see why that statement is chockful of fail, you have lost the game. Turn in your smart-person cap and go sit in the corner.

My only hope is that Spoony is, as I suspect, the kind of person unafraid to utterly IGNORE his fanbase when it comes to his expressing personal opinions.

Regarding Inglorious Basterds I really think it was one of the best films of the
summer. It is possible I could be mistaken on a second viewing, but I truly
doubt it. There was not one line I would have removed, I would barely change any
performances ( maybe none at all, I’m on the fence on Mike Myers, but He didn’t
offend, He was however distracting, second viewing could clear this). Some
people complain about the difference in the trailer and the actual film. I for
one found it refreshing. Too often I have seen the whole film in a trailer, and
this movie still left me with surprises. It wasn’t ‘Kill Bill in Nazi Occupied
France’ like people hoped, but I think its better for it. It was more like a
Serigo Lenone WW2 epic. I loved all the quiet dialogue scenes that were so
tense. Some people thought it was typical QT pointless banter, and I couldn’t
disagree more. It all had a point and added to the drama, I hung on every word
because they mattered. Even if the character was rambling about Cinema, that
wasn’t the point. People were sizing each other up, looking for mistakes in
their speech, a lesser director would have cut the bar scene short by
immediately having someone recognize the poor accent and start shooting, instead
it was amazing game of cat and mouse, a real tense moment where you know one
wrong word will result in a bloodbath. You can create tension just by pointing a
gun at someone, but a great director can create tension with words alone, and QT
does that countless times in this film.

I think this is his best film.

I’m going to defend Film Brain here. A lot of you are slating his movies and you know something? They’re not funny. What they are would be accurate critques of shitness, explaining why its shit on a detailed level. Most noticably Equilibrium, with its plot holes, unimpressive acting, repetitive action sequences, and rip offs of 1984 and the Matrix.

Now QT is one of the most over-rated fuck trucks going. Jesus he’s only considered a messiah because hollywood makes so much shit, even a movie about jews being gassed would be cinematic gold by comparison.

Inglorious Bastards a pile of over-rated shit? Yes. Transformers 2 a pile of shit? Yes. Seeing whose shit is the smelliest? I leave that to cavemen and apes.

>Jesus he’s only considered a messiah because hollywood makes so much shit, even a movie about jews being gassed would be cinematic gold by comparison.

So…Schindler’s List, then?

>Jesus he’s only considered a messiah because hollywood makes so much shit, even a movie about jews being gassed would be cinematic gold by comparison.

So…Schindler’s List, then?

I couldn’t find this review so I d. I don’t want to make an argument I can’t defend. I can, however, state that this is not the first time that Film Brain has missed the point entirely. Now, I’m not saying “Monkey Bone” was the greatest movie ever made, but he totally misunderstood the entire premise of that movie and gave it shit for all the wrong reasons. I’ve kinda come to know him as a reviewer who gets mad at a film because he doesn’t understand it and that where the anger comes from rather than the actual poor quality of the movie itself. THAT’S the problem, not that he shouldn’t have an opinion.

@YigSnakeDaddy (#193), how can ya consider the Sage a “poor man’s Angry Joe”? From everything I’ve seen, the entire concept around the Sage is not even close to the concept around Angry Joe. The Sage honestly and seriously reviews games, good or bad, and he doesn’t try to be funny with them, he just tries to give an honest review. Angry Joe does “parody reviews,” as he calls them, in other words his reviews are satirical in nature intentionally. The basic *concept* of their videos are entirely different. You’re not a copy of someone just because it happens to both include the same game, or similar.

As for trying to be a “poor man’s Linkara,” I will semi-agree, but he’s only just started comic reviewing, with Linkara’s blessing, AND likely being a big fan of Linkara’s videos, so of course his first couple of comic reviews are gonna be similar to Linkara. When one of your main reasons to want to review something is because of liking another person’s videos, and it’s one of the only video series you’ve seen of it, your first couple of pieces are probably going to appear similar. I commented there and I’ll say it to you, Sage is capable of separating himself out from Linkara and I’ll be glad when he does.

I like you Spoony. This ought to be good for a laugh.

I just found the review… and yes, again, he totally missed the mark.

WHAT THE FUCK

Well I’m not watching him now. That shit’s fucked.

Spoonies just jealouse that Film Brain has a better title sequence for his videos.

Fuck Filmbrain. He is painfuly unfunny and dosen´t know shit about films.

Well, Hypnofun, Joe is a funny guy. Sage tries to be funny, but fails. Like with his overly drawn out “Come on” shit in the Condemned 2 review.
Also, I consider him a poor man’s Joe because the often review the same games. And whereas Joe makes his videos fun to watch with acting and sometimes the use of effects, Benett has game footage and a very boring narration with a monotonous voice, like a million equally untalent guys on the youtubes. It’s like he puts no effort into his bland videos.

To HypnoFun

I have to say that Bennet often commits the DEADLY sin of video game reviewing: “If i suck at a game then it must be crap!” . I started losing respect for him when he named TR: Underworld and Mirror’s Edge two of the worst games of last year… Basically, everytime someone mentions combat problems in a Tomb Raider game review, he has TOTALLY missed the mark and has no idea what he’s talking about… Another example of bad reviewing was his Guitar Hero 5 review. After he went on about how great the gameplay mechanics were, he said that GH 5 is probably the most disappointing game of the year because he didn’t like the music in it… Just read any review of any music./rhythm game by a professional reviewer, NO ONE takes the songs into consideration for his final verdict because people’s tastes in music vary greatly! If for example i didn’t like the Beatles, should i call Rock Band Beatles the worst game ever made? What i’m trying to say, is that there are more meaningful reasons to complaint about Bennet than his reviewing style!

This is QT, not some angry god who’ll smite anyone who doesn’t like his movies. Also, FB is allowed to have his opinion about it. Does anyone actually expected that everyone would love this movie like it’s their firstborn child?

The issue here isn’t that he didn’t like it. I can understand not liking the movie. But GIVING IT A LOWER RATING THAN TRANSFORMERS 2?!

Wow….

Nobody expects everyone to love this movie.

But anyone who would call a Michael Bay film, ANY Michael Bay film, superior needs to get a taste of the pimp hand. It’s like saying that an Uwe Boll or Paul W. S. Anderson movie is better than District 9. Personally, I was extremely disappointed in District 9 and felt it was one of the most undeservedly over-hyped and over-praised movies of the year, but I’d have to be raving out of my head if I claimed Alone In The Dark or Alien Vs Predator were superior to it.

It’s the untenable superiority claim made through FB’s numerical-based rating system that’s got the fanbase fired up. It’s all in good nature though, and it would be absolutely brilliant if we saw some sort of video-crossover feud between Spoony and Film Brain. Good exposure for both, everyone loves a good feud.

As much as I’m not a fan of Film Brain’s videos, the written review for Inglourious Basterds pretty much summed up my feelings on the movie. I think that if he hadn’t put a score on it we wouldn’t have had this problem, because everyone would be reading what he actually had to say about the movie, wherein he makes some excellent points.

Ooh, a little flame war started. Calm down, guys, those are just opinions.
I actually can think why Film Brain gave Transformers 2 (uuugh!!!) a bigger score than Inglorious Basterds. Maybe he expected a lot more from the latter and was dissapointed. Transformers 2 after all are just robots fighting (and dogs fucking…)

In Film Brain’s defense, he probably regrets giving Transformers 2 that rating.

Nonetheless, I have to side with Spooney, because he used the Arnold “FUCK YOU” pic.

“Spoonies just jealouse that Film Brain has a better title sequence for his videos.”

He has a cooler song. Otherwise Spooney’s title sequence is better IMO.

…

AM I ACTUALLY DEBATING THIS!?!

~turns on filters and goes back to work~

@DieselEdge
“Nonetheless, I have to side with Spooney, because he used the Arnold “FUCK YOU” pic.”

Actually it’s the “SHUT THE FUCK UP” pic which says something ENTIRELY different. Like, personal attack versus opinion. Anyway, it’s clear that many of the above posters have not read FB’s review and some even say so (not saying that DieselEdge didn’t). That is obvious to anyone who has.

@THeo, Well Sponny HAD a better title sequence. Then he dicked with it.

All these mewling fanboys have made me want to go watch FBs review of Equishit again. Boy what an awful movie that was.

pwnd

pwnd

DarkSaber, it’s not out of fanboyism. Read Saiser’s comment. There’s nothing wrong with him thinking Inglorious Basters sucked. There is something terribly wrong with it having a lower rating than Transformers 2. How in the hell can you think it sucked worse than THAT?

Film Brain? Fail at movie critique? That’s unpossible!
Really, can anyone take him seriously still? The man has no taste in film whatsoever, his videos aren’t funny in the slightest and I have no idea why he’s even still on that site.
Is anyone really surprised he’d rate one of the best movies of the year lower than one of the worst?

I can’t see this ending well. <<;

TEH SPOONY ONE FOR LIFEE!

Well there were accusations on the first page that FB was trolling.

If this is the case, then fucking 8/10. But something in the back of my head tells me no, he really did do something that stupid.

goddammit, pointless debates lose.

inglourious basterds is quite a good movie, but i agree with most of the things filmbrain said in his review: a lotta scenes were too long, too much dialogue and by the way too fucking long (did i already mention that?). the last 30 minutes are really good, but the most parts of the film are pointless talking ending with even more pointless violence leading to more pointless talking.

the movie’s still waaaay better than fucking “death proof”, but i think, it’s overrated.

seriously though, transformers 2 was a piece of shit, but an entertaining one in my opinion. but there is no way in hell it deserves a better rating than inglourious basterds.

I think Spoony should also pimp slap Doug for saying that District 9 sucked. I seriously cannot understand how Doug liked Transformers 2 and hated District 9. Transformers 2 had characters that you couldn’t care less about and in fact wanted to die (Mudflap, Skidd, the mother, etc). Also, the movie had huge plot holes and besides Optimus and Bumblebee, all the other transformers looked like crap and some were barley distinguishable especially the Decepticons. District 9 on the other hand had characters that you actually care about and it’s amazing to have the main protaginast go from being douchebag that you want to see die to becoming a hero and wondering how is going to turn out in the end. Also, the plot was different from other movies where usually the aliens are portrayed as the villans, but instead they are portrayed as just drones we all they want to do is go back home. They didn’t come to take over the planet or just come to kill us for the hell of it. They may have superior weapons, but they decide not to use them so you have sympathy for these aliens especially after seeing the experiments and torture performed on them.

What do you expect form someone with a Transformers ’07 poster affixed in a place of honor on his wall?

Yet again, please don’t say anything like “Film Brain totally sucks ass, he doesn’t know anything about movies or anything!1!!” People, c’moon. It’s a matter of taste. You should respect Film Brain’s opinion on this one.

Of course, you can agree with Spoony, like I do, but you don’t have to start a friggin’ war against Film Brain.
Besides, his videos are great!

Yet again, please don’t say anything like “Film Brain totally sucks ass, he doesn’t know anything about movies or anything!1!!” People, c’moon. It’s a matter of taste. You should respect Film Brain’s opinion on this one.

Of course, you can agree with Spoony, like I do, but you don’t have to start a friggin’ war against Film Brain.
Besides, his videos are great!

Oh, come on people. This was probably not very serious.
And come on, film brain gave 2.5 to IB movie and 3.5 to transformers. Maybe transformers just had action while IB was boring (haven’t seen any of them). While transformers might be very stupid, nonsensical and just bad, it could be more fun than some movie with a good plot, actors, design and shit.

Oh, come on people. This was probably not very serious.
And come on, film brain gave 2.5 to IB movie and 3.5 to transformers. Maybe transformers just had action while IB was boring (haven’t seen any of them). While transformers might be very stupid, nonsensical and just bad, it could be more fun than some movie with a good plot, actors, design and shit.

Action is only good if you can fucking comprehend half of it. You could hardly do so in Transformers 2. It was hardly fun to watch. And I haven’t even seen the whole thing.

Good points as he may have had, there is no way in hell it can ever be considered worse than Transformers 2.

Is it that important? I HATE the film Saving Private Ryan and yet I don’t commence a flame war on people who say anything to the contrary.

“If anyone with a moderately functioning Brain doesn’t get the Movie it is not the fault of that Viewer, it’s the fault of the Movie for not being able to deliver its message properly.”

Or probably you aren’t intelligent enough to get the message.

You have my axe.

I like your reviews a lot, Spoony and I went to see Inglorious Basterds, but I thought it sucked. It was too fucking long and drawn-out, I was falling asleep by the final third of the movie. It wasn’t nearly as bad as Transformers 2 but it was still pretty bad.

It’s called a fucking opinion. Cry about it guys.

I’d like to admit here that I haven’t actually seen either movie all the way through. I’ve just seen bits of Transformers 2 and HATED what I saw(blurry action, stupid jokes… I’m guessing that’s the whole movie huh) and many people whose opinions I highly respect thought TF2 sucked and liked Inglorious Basterds.

So I just got caught up in the rage. I think /v/ rubbed off on me.

I think Film Brain’s whole concept is to be controversial for being controversial’s sake. He’s the internet Armond White. Not just in his opinions but also the material he chooses.

(Meanwhile, deep inside the Film Brain laboratory)

“What fan favorite shall I choose for Bad Movie Beatdown? No Country for Old Men? There Will Be Blood? Slumdog MIllionaire? Mwahaahaha…”

Agreed. End of story.

So basically he’s a troll?

Oh even Transmorphers 2 was better than that Tarantino garbage. Live with it Spoonster.

Yeah I have to say that FB really screwed up on this review. I agree with spoony, however I’m not going to troll or bash FB for his ignorance. However I will say that he should have considered a little bit more professionalism instead of saying he did a review while in a DEPRESSION. I saw Inglorious bastards and have to say it was rather refreshing compared to Quinten’s other films. Of course FB is entitled to his opinion, but make it lower than transformers 2?! I couldn’t stand that movie, so many plot holes and shoddy humor made me want to vomit in my nacho tray.

Yeah lower than Transformers 2 is fucked up.
But people should seriously chill,it’s all a matter of taste,anyway…

Yeah lower than Transformers 2 is fucked up.
But people should seriously chill,it’s all a matter of taste,anyway…

I have to disagree with film brain. I watched a reveuw of his, monkeybone, and while i’ll agree it isn’t a great movie, I noticed he cut out parts and changed things around. This may make it a slightly more entertaning however he made things that made sence in the movie, seem pointless and stupid because he cut out/didn’t show explinations, or motivations. Thats not very good reveiwing, When you reveiw a movie, you reveiw it as a hole, don’t cut out things that are important or explanitory.
also yeah inglorious bastards was a fabulous movie, you just need a bit of that “thinking” thing to appriciate it. Transformers is for people who like shiny objects and eating crayons lol
seriously, screw transformers, IB kicked ass. It definetly was one of the best movies i’ve seen this year.

To Esc0bar0ni:

This maybe true, however I don’t think it justifies the fact that FB still allowed his EMOTIONAL depression to effect his scoring. Now, granted I watched transformers when I was young and grew up on it. However, I’m pretty sure even if I was too young to see the cartoon and attempted to watch TF2, I would be beyound confused. The movie is just awful that’s all there is to say. The only redeeming factor of the transformers 2 movie was the fact I could now have an insanity defense incase I ever went on a murderous rampage.
“BUT YOUR HONOR….HE WATCHED TF2!”
“CASE DISMISSED!”

Film Brain left this under the comments for his review:

“I’d like to clear one thing up: Transformers 2 hasn’t been a 3.5 rating for at least two months now. I wrote that review in the pits of a depression – it’s more likely a 2. I was erring on the side of 3 for
this review, but strongly considering to walk out tipped it into the below-par
zone. As I said, there were bits I really liked. But I just didn’t enjoy it as a whole.

“I don’t believe my opinion represents everyone’s, and I did try to keep it
balanced, but I found that it would be far better as a much shorter movie. Stiglitz is a prime example of this. Why bother to have him in
the movie at all when you do nothing with him? Its the same for the majority of
the characters.

I don’t have a chip on my shoulder for Tarantino calling his own movie a
masterpiece – I find it a bit egotistical.”

Thought I would post this to help appease the wrath of TheSpoonyOne. Anyways, have a good one!

never left a comment on here before, but i feel like what im seeing is attacks on another critic for simply having a different opinion from Spoony and the majority here. FB gave a thought out review of IB and gave good reasons why he didn’t like it. To attack someone as harshly as some here have for not thinking 100% the same as they do is flat out silly. The more people disagree, with good reasons backing them up mind you, the better off we all are.

Way to go again Spoony.

I have to agree with xplay3r. Film Brain does this constantly. It is wierd becuase the movies he does, like Monkey bone, are horrible, but then he still misleads or makes stuff up to say it is bad. Monkeybone is bad on it’s own merits, one of the worst of the year it came out in fact, but to say it doesn’t explain if the nightmare world is real or fake is just lazy reviewing.

Also, it has allways irked me that he can review films like Sraphim Falls, or Equilibrium (both not great films but far from terrible), call them the worst ever, all the while that Transformers movie poster is in the background.

Lastly Inglourious Bastards was one of the best films of the year so far. and I have wasted enough of my life on Transformers 2, too waste more discussing it any further

“I don’t believe my opinion represents everyone’s, and I did try to keep it
balanced, but I found that it would be far better as a much shorter movie. Stiglitz is a prime example of this. Why bother to have him in
the movie at all when you do nothing with him? Its the same for the majority of
the characters.”

He must have gotten confused because that applies to Transformers 2 much more than IB.

I never liked him since the equilibrium BMB bullshit.

I just wanna beat the shit out of FB… no reason, just feel like it.

If FB’s reviews have supposed to been fair, it’s news to me. I don’t say that as an attack on FB, that just hasn’t been the style of review I’ve seen. FB isn’t out to reccomend movies, he’s there to bash them. I know I’m in the minority, but I liked ‘Monkeybone’ and still thought his review on that was funny. It isn’t as if FB invented the concept of making a movie seem worse than it actually is while reviewing to make the review funnier.

i agree with the spoonmeister, if you liked transformers you should do what’s best for you and shut up about it, that way only you know you’re an idiot.

Film Brain is probably one of the weirdest reviewers on TGWTG.
Not saying he’s bad but when your rating crap movies and you don’t consider Transformers one than something is up.

FB just posted on the forums. You should go check it out.

It’s just his opinion, chill man, take it easy, we don’t all always agree with you, but we still love.
No one is perfect.

I do agree that TGWTG seems to have overextended itself. What I find is the biggest problem with the site is that you have multiple people reviewing the same stuff with many of them coming off as somewhat pale imitations of the best of the lot. Ex. If Linkara is reviewing bad comic books, you don’t need a couple other guys reviewing other bad comic books.

I think if anything, this whole thing just reinforces how many morons Spoony has following his very word.

Seriously, soon as he posted this, everyone rushed over to TGWTG.com and started down rating FB’s text review.

While I bet I get a death threat or two for that, but wasn’t 1 important rule about critics in general that despite they being (more or less) professional they still can’t escape the fact that they always to some degree let their personal opinion flow in?

I’m just saying. Afterall, do you really give the guy that tests, plays, lives and breathes RTS and Simulation games an FPS to test, too?

While that admitedly won’t really go that much for movies as the genres generally blend in for next to anyone to try something new at some point or whatever, I still say that it is nothing but a tinch of personal taste in it.

Afterall, didn’t Spoony’s brother also prfer Transformers 2 over some other stuff that Spoony clearly had an ongoing axe against only because of the length?

This post is taken way too seriously. Noah is merely pointing out a huge flaw in someone else’s review and starting a little controversy is merely some entertainment. Remember NC vs. AVGN? Critics should keep each other sharp and Noah is one of the best in doing just that.

I’m sure Film Brain is mature enough to regard this post exactly as it’s meant: as a big pointer to a major error in his review that’s just spiced up for comedy purposes. Too bad a lot of other people aren’t on that level yet…

P.S.: Spoony isn’t saying anything about Film Brain himself. He’s just pointing out something stupid that he wrote.

Lighten up, people!

Transformers 2 is nothing more than eye candy.

@ 271 – Darenus:

He didn’t have an axe to grind with them because of the length. He was merely saying that he would rather watch a SHORT terrible movie than a LONG terrible movie, i.e. logic.

@ 271 – Darenus:

He didn’t have an axe to grind with them because of the length. He was merely saying that he would rather watch a SHORT terrible movie than a LONG terrible movie, i.e. logic.

I hate all of you. Every single one of you acting as if this matters, like Spoony laid down some mighty gauntlet against Film Brain, arguing over if Transformers 2 is indeed better than Inglorious Basterds, over whether FB is a hack or an unappreciated genius. Every single one stretching this non-issue beyond its breaking point. This is nonsense. This is furious flailing bullshit. Reading this comment section is like plunging my head into a bucket of broiling hatred. You have trampled over everything about this site I hold dear. Humanity itself has been cheapened this day by your actions.
HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME.

Hilarious! “Seriously, I oughta slap you until the stupid falls out.” is an excellent line that I may need to use in the future. And while I really liked Inglourious Basterds and didn’t really like Transformers 2, I have to say that I’ve never seen someone hate a movie quite as much as you hate Transformers 2, Spoony.

Don’t just talk about doing it, Spoony. Actually do it.

They’re a disgrace to humanity!

I HATE filmbrain, I can’t stand the fucker, he has no taste whatsoever. He’s allowed to have an opinion but he keeps on hitting dead horses, calling b-movies and stuff bad.

Sorry, he’s allowed to have an opinion but this is my opinion.

I HATE filmbrain, I can’t stand the fucker, he has no taste whatsoever. He’s allowed to have an opinion but he keeps on hitting dead horses, calling b-movies and stuff bad.

Sorry, he’s allowed to have an opinion but this is my opinion.

Who the fuck is Film Brain anyway?

I fully agree with Noah here. The Film Brain has lost all credibility in my eyes after giving “Inglourious Basterds” a 2.5/5 rating. I loved this movie and the use of french, german and italian was genius. This was highly appreciated in the European market and in Belgium where I reside in. Maybe its an american thing to be annoyed when someone speaks a language different to theirs.
I thought the tavern scene was truly on par and can be compared to Vincent and Jules shoot-out scene in Pulp fiction in terms of intensity. Plus it definitely wasn’t 30-40 minutes long as the Film Brain said.
So finally, Noah is right and Film Brain is a young kid who doesn’t really understand movies but enjoys a good explosion or two or a hundred since he gave transformers 2 a better rating.
In other words, Film Brain, “shut the fuck up”!

I really laugh at all these assholes chiming in to preach this “It’s just opinion” crap.

Opinion and Transformers DO NOT BELONG IN THE SAME SENTENCE!

Selective memory works like a charm for me – I’ve had read Film Brains article,thought is wasnt that good and quickly forgot about whats in it. Just keep going with your life, forget about TF2 trauma and everything is gonna bo just ok Spoonster….just shhh shhh…it’s okay now:)

BTW. Damn, Arnold uses some foul language, man…

@Themadisraeli

You calling half the people here assholes?
…

Gotta love some FB-defenders here constantly repeating of how “attacking someone’s opinion is baaaaaad”. Very ironic. Spoony’s opinion is that FB’s opinion is shit. If you bash Spoony for having an opinion, you are doing exactly what you bashed him of doing.

Heh, I guess FB should really change that 3.5 to 2.0 in that Transformers review, at least its still 3.5 on his TGWTG-site. And then Spoony’s rage might cease, though 2.0 is still too much for Transformers 2.

News flash: If you liked Transformers 2 or Twilight, you are officially a retard.

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doesnt the guy from film brain, have a transformer’s poster?
So there is your answer.
But in all honesty even soony complains about inglorious basters that even though is not bad its nothing like you expect and has little to do with the inglorious basterds, so i guess to me and to film brain is a big minus, because that is like tricking your audience into watching something they dont expect.
overall its not pulp fiction.

Spoonye Onest -
I’m really happy for you films brain, i’ll let you finish, but Transformers 2 was DA worst movie EVAR.

If I may, isn’t this just a matter of differing opinions? Call me a Devil’s advocate if you like, but I don’t think it’s fair to state that anyone’s opinion has intrinsically higher value on the matter of quality of movies, save perhaps on a personal level.

On the subject of Inglorious Basterds, the film quite clearly is designed for a more American mentality; it glorifies Americans pretty much at the expense of everybody else. While you can appreciate something like that even if you’re from a group being put down or misrepresented, most people in those groups won’t go that far. So Film Brain’s opinion of the film is quite understandable.

As for Transformers 2, I believe the main source of hate about the film is that it appeals to a very basic sort of humor, one so lowbrow and childish that a critic with higher standards won’t see the appeal of it at all. Essentially, it’s not a “thinking” movie, it’s a “watching” movie, with more “fridge logic” going on than the entire Back to the Future, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones series combined. If you go into it expecting anything resembling depth or substance, you’ll be just as disappointed as if you’d expected to see a pure horror film when you watched Army of Darkness, with no trace of comedy or camp value to muck it up.

The short version: people can have differing opinions. Don’t commit the sin of believing that your opinion is automatically right for everybody else because it’s yours. That’s a dangerous and hateful path to tread on.

If I may, isn’t this just a matter of differing opinions? Call me a Devil’s advocate if you like, but I don’t think it’s fair to state that anyone’s opinion has intrinsically higher value on the matter of quality of movies, save perhaps on a personal level.

On the subject of Inglorious Basterds, the film quite clearly is designed for a more American mentality; it glorifies Americans pretty much at the expense of everybody else. While you can appreciate something like that even if you’re from a group being put down or misrepresented, most people in those groups won’t go that far. So Film Brain’s opinion of the film is quite understandable.

As for Transformers 2, I believe the main source of hate about the film is that it appeals to a very basic sort of humor, one so lowbrow and childish that a critic with higher standards won’t see the appeal of it at all. Essentially, it’s not a “thinking” movie, it’s a “watching” movie, with more “fridge logic” going on than the entire Back to the Future, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones series combined. If you go into it expecting anything resembling depth or substance, you’ll be just as disappointed as if you’d expected to see a pure horror film when you watched Army of Darkness, with no trace of comedy or camp value to muck it up.

The short version: people can have differing opinions. Don’t commit the sin of believing that your opinion is automatically right for everybody else because it’s yours. That’s a dangerous and hateful path to tread on.

btw: seeing hitler getting his face blasted off is AWESOME!

HOLY – WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

I think everyone is taking this wayyyy ot of proportions. I mean do you really think it was his intent to say that the bastards is worse than TF2? he grades on a 1 to 5 scale. thiers not much giving room between that so it might not be so unspeakable that a movie he didnt like and a movie thats just plain awful would end up in the same or similar place. if his bastards review had actually SAID in some way that this movie was better than TF 2, then i would be as mad as the rest of you. besides he said in his TF review he was in a gloomy mood and i suppose maybe the below-lowest common denominator humor and of that movie made him feel better. besides i can see why he didnt like IGB. I myself was dissapointed that thier wasnt as much action. I mostly got over that and enjoyed the dialougue….at least up untill the point of about the 50th false scare in the tavern (did all the german officers regularly go around jokingly saying they suspect you of treason to each other so much? And do so multiple times in the same conversation? sheeh). Besides, its an easy movie to dissapoint anyone considering the advertising wasnt so much of false as it was a blatant seething lie. if anything Film Brain is only guilty of not thinking ahead and considering that he might someday review a movie with a lower score than 3.5.

Hence why Film Brain is now feeling the sting of giving T2 a 3.5. It is strange though that the first movie he should rank lower than T2 was Inglourious Basterds, something similar was bound to happen the instant he gave any movie a lower score than 3.5 along the lines of, “How could you possibly think ___ was worse than Transformers 2?!?”, but the fact that it happened to be Tarantino’s IB definitely added a whole new level to the backlash.

I hope your being tongue in cheek here Spoony cos Lord help Film Brain for having his own opinion……..

I’m also having problems with people dissing anyone who liked transformers 2. I didnt like it (except for two amazing fights in it) but still. Yes its a terrible movie. a very terrible movie. but you people shouldnt allow that to blow so out of proportions that u start declaring anyone who finds a positive thing about to be the freaking antichrist. I dispise TF two (and if i want to address that fool MEITTI above me) and twilight, but that doesnt mean im going to bash and bash and bash on the intelligence to anyone who enjoys them. frankly thats like punishing a child for being a child. if you have the ability to lower your standards and enjoy something poorly done then more power to you. Iv’e found myself able to do just that on a number of shows.

I’m also having problems with people dissing anyone who liked transformers 2. I didnt like it (except for two amazing fights in it) but still. Yes its a terrible movie. a very terrible movie. but you people shouldnt allow that to blow so out of proportions that u start declaring anyone who finds a positive thing about to be the freaking antichrist. I dispise TF two (and if i want to address that fool MEITTI above me) and twilight, but that doesnt mean im going to bash and bash and bash on the intelligence to anyone who enjoys them. frankly thats like punishing a child for being a child. if you have the ability to lower your standards and enjoy something poorly done then more power to you. Iv’e found myself able to do just that on a number of shows.

I haven’t seen either film, but I’ll bet Transformers is better. Quentin Tarantino is among the worst directors I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t stomach Kill Bill for more than 10 seconds before wanting to throw my television out the window. At least Michael Bay’s films are good if you’re retarded. Tarantino’s films are bad no matter what you do.

It’s true that everyone has different tastes in movies but Inglorious Basterds was leagues better then Transformers 2. I’ll take even bad Tarantino over Michael Bay any day of the week.

For the love of fuck, people! Stop parroting the line “everyone is entitled to a different opinion” like it’s a goddamn original thought.

Yes, people do have differing opinions. However, some of those opinions are, in fact, incredibly stupid. Now, when a great many people have opinions that are categorically stupid, a person such as Michael Bay will make a movie catering to them. This movie then creates even more stupid people in a world that is already overburdened by sheer idiocy, thus leading us one step further towards the end of civilization.

So no, not everyone is entitled to have an opinion.

For the love of fuck, people! Stop parroting the line “everyone is entitled to a different opinion” like it’s a goddamn original thought.

Yes, people do have differing opinions. However, some of those opinions are, in fact, incredibly stupid. Now, when a great many people have opinions that are categorically stupid, a person such as Michael Bay will make a movie catering to them. This movie then creates even more stupid people in a world that is already overburdened by sheer idiocy, thus leading us one step further towards the end of civilization.

So no, not everyone is entitled to have an opinion.

This is why I love your work Spoony, you don’t feel the need to sugar-coat waht you want to say to people.
If they can’t take it either as a joke or as an invitation for discussion then so be it.

Though this did remnd me to go watch Inglorious…

“everyone has their own opinion” or some variation thereof is not an argument or a rational point. Opinions are not inherently untouchable nor are they all created equal.

If I claimed my fervent belief that the Earth was diamond shaped and being carried between the claws of two gigantic blue lobsters named Mindy and Kikork past a huge black cloth backdrop of stars, I wouldn’t expect you to say “you’re entitled to your opinion”, I’d expect you to find out how raving stupid such an opinion.

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/articles/fb/11716-bastards

there is the review, although I’m sure its been posted in a previous comment

Right on! Inglourious shouldn’t really have to be compared to Transformers 2, the vast amount of quality differing the 2 films. Inglourious was the only real bright spot in a very dark damp squib of a summer for movies.

I found this comment on a message board some time ago in response to “His characters are def two dimensional, but it’s an action movie, who cares?” This pretty much sums up Michael Bay. For clarification, I did not say this and I don’t know who did.

“I do, that’s who!! Who said action movies have to be for fucking idiots? Check out Aliens, T2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Predator and Die Hard for movies that don’t have to insult your intelligence to be good. Transformers sucked bad, the robots were overly complicated jumbled messes and the characters were nothing to care about. How can a good movie be made from that? I mean really the corny Indian phone operator in the beginning firefight? How tired and played out. Oh and you can count on Michael ‘I’m going to fuck every hot chick on set’ Bay to unnecessarily cast hotties in roles they have no business in (case in point the Australian hacker-no way a chick like that knows how to do anything other than check Perez Hilton), which annoys the shit out of me. ‘Turn your mind off and enjoy the ride’ means the movie is going to suck. I don’t need something super intelligent, just something real and none of Bay’s movies deliver on that front.”

Yeah, Film Brian isn’t… isn’t good. At what he does that is.

“If I claimed my fervent belief that the Earth was diamond shaped and being carried between the claws of two gigantic blue lobsters named Mindy and Kikork past a huge black cloth backdrop of stars, I wouldn’t expect you to say ‘you’re entitled to your opinion’, I’d expect you to find out how raving stupid such an opinion.”

And yet if that were an actual religion I’d totally want to attend a few of its church services…

As for the “entitled to their opinions” argument that’s going on, I stick with one of my dad’s favorite proverbs, “Opinions are like assholes; everybody’s got one and they all stink.” I won’t make anybody look at mine, and everyone else can think what makes them happy. Just don’t shove it in my face and we’ll be good.

I actually wasn’t planning on seeing Basterds, because I tend to be suspicious anytime I hear the words “masterpiece” applied to anything, but this review actually makes me want to see it. Sounds like my kind of thing. So I guess at the very least I can say this Film Brain fellow isn’t all that great at influencing people :p

@299

why do you think that it is spoony who influences the people? maybe they can think for themselves and came to this rager logical conclusion for themselves? its just plain stupid calling hundreds of people sheep just because they think that spoonys comment was spot on.

@300
damn troll…

Who wouldn’t want to hear the Good Word of the Great Blue Lobsters?

Pastafarians, this could be your new heresy.

This is why numerical ratings should be banned.

For those who are saying “look at all the retard fanboys, this is a feeding frenzy” (approx.) I would like to point out that many of the comments are just plain fun to read. And that those who say those types of things are just being ignored for the most part. By everyone. Except me of course. Ha! Now I cannot be picked apart.

o·pin·ion –noun
1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.

Everyone is entitled to theirs, but it is important to remember that an opinion is only as good as the person it comes from, and it is NOT PROVEN!!! in other words don’t listen to the opinion of an idiot as it isn’t worth anything, they are entitled to it just remember that it isn’t a universal truth and that you are always smarter than everyone else on the Internet…..

ps. Spoony is right

@spoonys latest twitter:
i hear you bro!

@spoonys latest twitter:
i hear you bro!

One thing good about the movie…that should have been the way the war ended in real life xD

In response to Booze Zombie’s many posts:

Relax. You’re not as superior as you think you are. I suppose it never occurred to you that a lot of Spoony’s fans like his reviews so much because he tends to have opinions similar to them. I seriously doubt there are a lot of people who think “I saw Inglorious Basterds last night, but I’m not sure if I liked it…did Spoony? Oh, he did! I love this movie!” Your comments are just plain childish and naive. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t mean they came to their opinion less rationally, and I’m sure the reason so many people are now down-voting FB’s review is they didn’t even know it existed until Spoony brought it up. I personally haven’t read the review yet, and I didn’t even know Film Brain existed. No one I know follows every single person on TGWTG.

Without having adventured to see Inglorious Bastids, I will say this:

Movies work differently for different people. Some people are bothered with simplistic ideas. Some like them. Some hate pretentiousness yet some done. So if Filmbrain really likes TROTF more than IBrds, it’s not because he has bad taste. It’s because his priorities, tolerances and prejudices are different. Either way, both films are on a low end of a measure bar, so it’s not like he’s even saying “Transformers is great, Bastards suck!”. He’s just saying that he was more bothered by the one where Nazis get scalped than the one where a robot humps on a model’s leg. I don’t think it’s an unfair assessment.

But, hey Spoon, no prob. Just remember that you yourself have made berating publicly liked products like FF8 and Akira and Buffy a common job-du jour. Maybe you have, at those points, received a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger with a funny quote yourself.

“I haven’t seen either film, but I’ll bet Transformers is better. Quentin Tarantino is among the worst directors I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t stomach Kill Bill for more than 10 seconds before wanting to throw my television out the window. At least Michael Bay’s films are good if you’re retarded. Tarantino’s films are bad no matter what you do.”

I wouldn’t go that far. Kill Bill was decent in a moronic sort of way. Pulp Fiction had moments of both genius and idiocy, more or less in equal measure. Reservoir Dogs was fun. Tarantino has his ups and downs, but I don’t think he’s the genius many people make him out to be. There’s too much self-indulgence and ego in his work. From what I’ve heard about IG, it’s more of the same. If you liked Tarantino’s style before, you’ll probably like it again. If not, not.

Which is, ironically, a bit similar to Michael Bay. Another director who found a formula that worked and milked it for all it was worth.

@320 Actually, going off the comments that regularly crop up on this site “I saw Inglorious Basterds last night, but I’m not sure if I liked it…did Spoony? Oh, he did! I love this movie!” is EXACTLY what happened.

@320,@323 What kind of idiots think like that? Jeez.. and it I would really like to hear by what points Film Brain thought that IB was inferior to Transformers 2, cause really.. it’s not transformers anymore…

Quality trolling aplenty. Keep it up guys.

Quality trolling aplenty. Keep it up guys.

@324 Fanboys. Always fanboys. Spoony has them and they are no smarter than any other fanboy.

@324 Fanboys. Always fanboys. Spoony has them and they are no smarter than any other fanboy.

@324 Fanboys. Always fanboys. Spoony has them and they are no smarter than any other fanboy.

An 18 year old who compares movies to Die Hard, Back to the Future, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Heat…..and we should take him seriously why? No offense I like those movies too but if that’s how you stack things up, maybe you should quit the critic buisness while you are ahead. What’s his next review going to be like? You know Spielburg? Lord knows why he did Schindler’s List. It doesn’t have alot of action and there’s alot of silent parts. I mean it’s all in black and white except for that little girl in the red dress. I mean where’s Indy coming in and punching Nazi’s in the face?

An 18 year old who compares movies to Die Hard, Back to the Future, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Heat…..and we should take him seriously why? No offense I like those movies too but if that’s how you stack things up, maybe you should quit the critic buisness while you are ahead. What’s his next review going to be like? You know Spielburg? Lord knows why he did Schindler’s List. It doesn’t have alot of action and there’s alot of silent parts. I mean it’s all in black and white except for that little girl in the red dress. I mean where’s Indy coming in and punching Nazi’s in the face?

An 18 year old who compares movies to Die Hard, Back to the Future, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Heat…..and we should take him seriously why? No offense I like those movies too but if that’s how you stack things up, maybe you should quit the critic buisness while you are ahead. What’s his next review going to be like? You know Spielburg? Lord knows why he did Schindler’s List. It doesn’t have alot of action and there’s alot of silent parts. I mean it’s all in black and white except for that little girl in the red dress. I mean where’s Indy coming in and punching Nazi’s in the face?

An 18 year old who compares movies to Die Hard, Back to the Future, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Heat…..and we should take him seriously why? No offense I like those movies too but if that’s how you stack things up, maybe you should quit the critic buisness while you are ahead. What’s his next review going to be like? You know Spielburg? Lord knows why he did Schindler’s List. It doesn’t have alot of action and there’s alot of silent parts. I mean it’s all in black and white except for that little girl in the red dress. I mean where’s Indy coming in and punching Nazi’s in the face?

Might want to check the forum thread, guys. Page 6 in particular.

Might want to check the forum thread, guys. Page 6 in particular.

Might want to check the forum thread, guys. Page 6 in particular.

A lot of people seem to be mixing up personal opinion with personal taste, which is for the most part subjective and unquantifiable. For example, if it’s my opinion that the Earth is square, that can be easily disproven and dismissed. However, if I say I’d prefer the Earth as a square over a spherical shape, that’s taste and totally subjective.

If Film Brain says he prefers TF2 to IB, you can say his taste is awful, but that’s how he feels and he has every right to feel that way. If he says TF2 is a better movie than IB, he’d better be able to back that up with something. Same with Spoony from the other perspective.

Good god. Is Film Brain ran by a 13 year old boy who dreams of being couped up in Michael Bay’s cellar? Jesus, “Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell’s Heroes” is better than “Transformers 2.”

Good god. Is Film Brain ran by a 13 year old boy who dreams of being couped up in Michael Bay’s cellar? Jesus, “Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell’s Heroes” is better than “Transformers 2.”

Good god. Is Film Brain ran by a 13 year old boy who dreams of being couped up in Michael Bay’s cellar? Jesus, “Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell’s Heroes” is better than “Transformers 2.”

Lol Tyler. No, I am simply right about it. Transformers 2, and Twilight suck, and you suck for liking it.

Saying you like Transformers 2 is like saying your favorite food is dog shit.

Saying you like Transformers 2 is like saying your favorite form of sex is anal-raping kittens.

It’s not because its just a crappy movie, but because of the idiots who brought it millions on the box office, assuring that Hollywood will keep spouting out crap like that in the future. Your very opinion of Transformers 2 being good DEGRADES film industry. All the future crap movies can be blamed on you. Thats why you are a retard if you like Transformers 2.

Lol Tyler. No, I am simply right about it. Transformers 2, and Twilight suck, and you suck for liking it.

Saying you like Transformers 2 is like saying your favorite food is dog shit.

Saying you like Transformers 2 is like saying your favorite form of sex is anal-raping kittens.

It’s not because its just a crappy movie, but because of the idiots who brought it millions on the box office, assuring that Hollywood will keep spouting out crap like that in the future. Your very opinion of Transformers 2 being good DEGRADES film industry. All the future crap movies can be blamed on you. Thats why you are a retard if you like Transformers 2.

Lol Tyler. No, I am simply right about it. Transformers 2, and Twilight suck, and you suck for liking it.

Saying you like Transformers 2 is like saying your favorite food is dog shit.

Saying you like Transformers 2 is like saying your favorite form of sex is anal-raping kittens.

It’s not because its just a crappy movie, but because of the idiots who brought it millions on the box office, assuring that Hollywood will keep spouting out crap like that in the future. Your very opinion of Transformers 2 being good DEGRADES film industry. All the future crap movies can be blamed on you. Thats why you are a retard if you like Transformers 2.

The sad thing here is that Spoony posting this could be seen as funny responce, but sadly, the internet is full of spineless assfreaks who will see this and then simply write a responce just attacking Film Brain. OMG, HE GAVE IG A LOWER SCORE THAN TRANSFORMERS !!!! CALL THE POLICE !!!! The post is funny, some of the comments being writen by the Spoony’tards (mindless Spoonyfans – like the AVGN Nazis) will see this and then just attack FB. Its sad and pathetic and its just a shame that Spoony cant make a post like that without narrow minded assholes then basically assulting Mat. I noticed about posible cross over hopes between Spoony and FB, like the Critic/Nerd, Spoony/Linkara, but the difference is those cross over were brought about through humour. The narrow minded posters (not everyone of course) have pretty much stopped that dead.

The sad thing here is that Spoony posting this could be seen as funny responce, but sadly, the internet is full of spineless assfreaks who will see this and then simply write a responce just attacking Film Brain. OMG, HE GAVE IG A LOWER SCORE THAN TRANSFORMERS !!!! CALL THE POLICE !!!! The post is funny, some of the comments being writen by the Spoony’tards (mindless Spoonyfans – like the AVGN Nazis) will see this and then just attack FB. Its sad and pathetic and its just a shame that Spoony cant make a post like that without narrow minded assholes then basically assulting Mat. I noticed about posible cross over hopes between Spoony and FB, like the Critic/Nerd, Spoony/Linkara, but the difference is those cross over were brought about through humour. The narrow minded posters (not everyone of course) have pretty much stopped that dead.

The sad thing here is that Spoony posting this could be seen as funny responce, but sadly, the internet is full of spineless assfreaks who will see this and then simply write a responce just attacking Film Brain. OMG, HE GAVE IG A LOWER SCORE THAN TRANSFORMERS !!!! CALL THE POLICE !!!! The post is funny, some of the comments being writen by the Spoony’tards (mindless Spoonyfans – like the AVGN Nazis) will see this and then just attack FB. Its sad and pathetic and its just a shame that Spoony cant make a post like that without narrow minded assholes then basically assulting Mat. I noticed about posible cross over hopes between Spoony and FB, like the Critic/Nerd, Spoony/Linkara, but the difference is those cross over were brought about through humour. The narrow minded posters (not everyone of course) have pretty much stopped that dead.

@Welshy, well in the case of Critic/Nerd there WERE idiot fanboys missing the joke and attaking the other ‘side’ of the fight.

@Welshy, well in the case of Critic/Nerd there WERE idiot fanboys missing the joke and attaking the other ‘side’ of the fight.

@Welshy, well in the case of Critic/Nerd there WERE idiot fanboys missing the joke and attaking the other ‘side’ of the fight.

I akin FilmBrain to the Irate Gamer. Terrible wannabies who need to turn of the webcam and STFU.

I akin FilmBrain to the Irate Gamer. Terrible wannabies who need to turn of the webcam and STFU.

I akin FilmBrain to the Irate Gamer. Terrible wannabies who need to turn of the webcam and STFU.

@CannonGod

Expect FB is actually smart, does research and knows what he’s talking about.

@CannonGod

Expect FB is actually smart, does research and knows what he’s talking about.

@CannonGod

Expect FB is actually smart, does research and knows what he’s talking about.

@DarkSaber

Sadly Spoony has fans like that too. They could have simply come here and said “Yeah, i don’t agree with FB” which is…you know, a normal grown up responce. Instead there’s people here assulting and insulting the guy for having an opinion. Does it REALLY matter what the hell score a guy gives a film?

@DarkSaber

Sadly Spoony has fans like that too. They could have simply come here and said “Yeah, i don’t agree with FB” which is…you know, a normal grown up responce. Instead there’s people here assulting and insulting the guy for having an opinion. Does it REALLY matter what the hell score a guy gives a film?

Yatesy, it never was compared.
Film Brain himself just reviewed a QT movie, that’s all I seen when I read his text review.
Spoony made a joke, I do hope, and it appears to have caused a load of his ultra-literal fan base to attack an otherwise fine contributor to TGWTG.

For reference, I don’t object to opinions and jokes, I do object to the number of personal attacks I see here in these comments, particularly one where a commenter said he wanted to hit FB.
Seriously think about what you’re saying and implying before you type and hit submit, people.

Yatesy, it never was compared.
Film Brain himself just reviewed a QT movie, that’s all I seen when I read his text review.
Spoony made a joke, I do hope, and it appears to have caused a load of his ultra-literal fan base to attack an otherwise fine contributor to TGWTG.

For reference, I don’t object to opinions and jokes, I do object to the number of personal attacks I see here in these comments, particularly one where a commenter said he wanted to hit FB.
Seriously think about what you’re saying and implying before you type and hit submit, people.

Yatesy, it never was compared.
Film Brain himself just reviewed a QT movie, that’s all I seen when I read his text review.
Spoony made a joke, I do hope, and it appears to have caused a load of his ultra-literal fan base to attack an otherwise fine contributor to TGWTG.

For reference, I don’t object to opinions and jokes, I do object to the number of personal attacks I see here in these comments, particularly one where a commenter said he wanted to hit FB.
Seriously think about what you’re saying and implying before you type and hit submit, people.

FB did a response to the Spoony response:

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/blog/11791

FB did a response to the Spoony response:

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/blog/11791

@VIdaluko

Hardly. Film Brains first name isnt Jason for a start. Secondly, I’m chatting to the guy who posted that right now and his name isnt Matty Buck.

@VIdaluko

Hardly. Film Brains first name isnt Jason for a start. Secondly, I’m chatting to the guy who posted that right now and his name isnt Matty Buck.

@VIdaluko

Hardly. Film Brains first name isnt Jason for a start. Secondly, I’m chatting to the guy who posted that right now and his name isnt Matty Buck.

@VIdaluko

Hardly. Film Brains first name isnt Jason for a start. Secondly, I’m chatting to the guy who posted that right now and his name isnt Matty Buck.

@Welshy From the general tone of the comments, it seems like a load of butthurt Equilibrishit fanboys looking for an excuse to ‘even the score’ so to speak.

@Welshy From the general tone of the comments, it seems like a load of butthurt Equilibrishit fanboys looking for an excuse to ‘even the score’ so to speak.

@Welshy From the general tone of the comments, it seems like a load of butthurt Equilibrishit fanboys looking for an excuse to ‘even the score’ so to speak.

Everybody has a right to their own opinion. To be honest I think the fans of both of these people are taking this way more seriously than the actual two critics are. I mean come on people do you even understand the term “sheep”? Because everybody here her blindly goes to the side of whomever critic they like right now and is starting this big pointless war is the definition of a sheep. Do you think I, a fan of Spoony agree with everything that he has to say about something? No, because I’m a big boy and can come up with my own opinion. People disagree, get over it you cattle.

Everybody has a right to their own opinion. To be honest I think the fans of both of these people are taking this way more seriously than the actual two critics are. I mean come on people do you even understand the term “sheep”? Because everybody here her blindly goes to the side of whomever critic they like right now and is starting this big pointless war is the definition of a sheep. Do you think I, a fan of Spoony agree with everything that he has to say about something? No, because I’m a big boy and can come up with my own opinion. People disagree, get over it you cattle.

@VIdaluko I wrote that article, and just to clarify:

If I was Film Brain, why would I put “Film Brain” in the title?

I bet this flame-war will settle soon enough, given how FB admitted that he might have had a little screw-up with the scores there. Now if he would just get from his lazy ass and change the score in the review itself, so people wouldnt be mistaken anymore. People rarely browse comments in reviews, and as long as that TF2-score remains there, it keeps hurting FB’s credibility as a reviewer.

I bet this flame-war will settle soon enough, given how FB admitted that he might have had a little screw-up with the scores there. Now if he would just get from his lazy ass and change the score in the review itself, so people wouldnt be mistaken anymore. People rarely browse comments in reviews, and as long as that TF2-score remains there, it keeps hurting FB’s credibility as a reviewer.

You guys need to use a little more foresight, I mean yeah Transformers Two might be a vacuous attempt at a movie by some frat man, but everyone is in titled to the abuse they will take to have their opinion heard and we should respect that (doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of them). Now, nobody read this while I post among the SEA of comments this atom bomb caused but I will try for some reason anyway…

You guys need to use a little more foresight, I mean yeah Transformers Two might be a vacuous attempt at a movie by some frat man, but everyone is in titled to the abuse they will take to have their opinion heard and we should respect that (doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of them). Now, nobody read this while I post among the SEA of comments this atom bomb caused but I will try for some reason anyway…

You guys need to use a little more foresight, I mean yeah Transformers Two might be a vacuous attempt at a movie by some frat man, but everyone is in titled to the abuse they will take to have their opinion heard and we should respect that (doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of them). Now, nobody read this while I post among the SEA of comments this atom bomb caused but I will try for some reason anyway…

Yeah, my bad, I posted without seen the creator….

Yeah, my bad, I posted without seen the creator….

lol nice. I got really pissed off that he really badly insulted Equalibrium even though it is an action film and is not meant to be too closely analysed. Some of the stuff my friend pointed out was that he makes up a lot of bullshit on his reviews.

lol nice. I got really pissed off that he really badly insulted Equalibrium even though it is an action film and is not meant to be too closely analysed. Some of the stuff my friend pointed out was that he makes up a lot of bullshit on his reviews.

Thank you. Film Brain is a misinformed mentally absent individual with lousy performance ability and even more abysmal tastes in movies.

lol nice. I got really pissed off that he really badly insulted Equalibrium even though it is an action film and is not meant to be too closely analysed. Some of the stuff my friend pointed out was that he makes up a lot of bullshit on his reviews.

I would actually almost say that Inglourious Basterds is objectively better than ROTF, but it’s a subjective art form so I won’t. But, I’m very tempted too. I’m also tempted to call Film Brain a nazi. I thought TF2 was semi-almost tolerable myself. It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but.. yeah…

I would actually almost say that Inglourious Basterds is objectively better than ROTF, but it’s a subjective art form so I won’t. But, I’m very tempted too. I’m also tempted to call Film Brain a nazi. I thought TF2 was semi-almost tolerable myself. It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but.. yeah…

I would actually almost say that Inglourious Basterds is objectively better than ROTF, but it’s a subjective art form so I won’t. But, I’m very tempted too. I’m also tempted to call Film Brain a nazi. I thought TF2 was semi-almost tolerable myself. It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but.. yeah…

@160

The second fred gets on tgwtg I’ll be leaving there and staying here crying forever

@160

The second fred gets on tgwtg I’ll be leaving there and staying here crying forever

Look the point that a lot of you twits seem to be missing is that film brain thinks that a michael bay film can be better than a tarantino film. This will never ever ever happen, end of discussion.

Okay, come on guys, really. Is this any way to act towards one another? They’re just movies. So what if someone likes Transformers 2 more than Inglourious Basterds? Grow up and get over it already.

Okay, come on guys, really. Is this any way to act towards one another? They’re just movies. So what if someone likes Transformers 2 more than Inglourious Basterds? Grow up and get over it already.

Fuck Film Brain. Seriously.

Even when I agree with him, his stuff never fails to make me facepalm.

Kind of a childish move there, Spoonster.

Kind of a childish move there, Spoonster.

This Is why we cant have nice things!
>:C
Don’t turn into queen Spoony!

This Is why we cant have nice things!
>:C
Don’t turn into queen Spoony!

This Is why we cant have nice things!
>:C
Don’t turn into queen Spoony!