Comments on: Pandorum Review (9-29-09)

By: swarlesbarkley77

swarlesbarkley77 — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:23:29 +0000

Lol you've totally failed to understand the movie (not saying that they did a very good job of getting the point across). Everyone in the movie HAS pandorum, just different stages. This is why, if you catch it…at the end of the movie where the girl and bower get into the pod (none of the “reevers” could've got to the bridge because it was closed) yet one still comes to stop them from leaving. As this happens bower says “do you see that” and the girl says “fuck him” in reference to Gallo….EVEN THOUGH bower sees another one of the monsters. Then again, I'm not positive of this…but there are several hints throughout the movie pointing to the monsters not being real. Such as gallow (payton) not having any knowledge of the monsters AND not saying anything about seeing them. Also before working together the girl and the asain guy continuously fight one another AND move much like the monsters do (could they just be at an earlier stage of pandorum?)

By: swarlesbarkley77

swarlesbarkley77 — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:23:29 +0000

By: Sean Riedinger

Sean Riedinger — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 06:45:40 +0000

Instant Pandorum!
Just add Batshit!!
No, Seriously, Guano is the Triggering Mechanism!!!
Either that, or this film!!!!!
(five exclamation points, sure sign of a sick mind…)

By: Azunomi

Azunomi — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:49:57 +0000

All i have to say about that file is that Dennis Quade is… Aniken Skywalker… yeah

By: Elos

Elos — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:32:33 +0000

I liked how things had cranks and shit for emergency power and thought to myself “that’s pretty neat, I wonder if the rest of the movie is cool like this”. Oooh no, not at all.

A piece of metal breaks the window of the command deck of a spaceship designed to last a 160(?) year trip to another star? Ok.

It has cubic kilometers of empty space for no fucking reason?

The magic artificial gravity works without the reactor?

The non-lethal anti-riot weapon blows the head clean off a guy?

The ship just launches off 60,000 people when one fucking compartment is breached? Would it have dumped everybody into deep space if a micrometeoroid or some shit like that breached the glass 50 years into the trip?

By: tonic.c

tonic.c — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:54:22 +0000

Your best movie review since the Quarantine trilogy.

By: XCrusader

XCrusader — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:55:48 +0000

Bad movie indeed.

I don’t know if it was posted before, but here goes.
Not really a big deal but spoony got some stuff wrong about the plot. Posting this cause I saw that movie two nights ago and it’s still in my head.
The monsters weren’t injected by the crazy guy, they were given the mutagen thingy during the sleep process, the mutagen thingy is designed to make humans adapt to their enviroment faster (speeding evolution, oh and this is just wrong, evolution does not work that way) so the crazy guy starts to toss them into sealed parts of the ship and starve them and torture them and the mutagen thingy makes them adapt to that.
The other guys don’t turn because they haven’t been awake long enough.
They knew it was a colonization trip.

By: aaron deneau

aaron deneau — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:52:43 +0000

i saw the movie just too see really what i could see about pandorm and well your not exactly right about no one having pandorm the movie isn’t bad but it’s far from good alot of cliches in there that make you cringe like that the main nest of these “evlolved humans.” was in the reactor i mean i know you have to make this tense by making it seem like there is no way to do this but i mean come on there has to be a better way to do that. and the ending was pretty predictable when they opened up the panels and there was no stars i was like what the hell there is no way they over shot tinus and like landed at the end of the universe they must have landed somehow.

there is also alot of rip off moments from better movies like aliens and a few other sci-fi movies but i forgot what those movies were it’s just eye roll worthy thus way the movie wasn’t great. but it did keep the tension going rather well i was on the edge of my seat a few times in the movie which is rare cause i don’t get that tense during most sci-fi lately,

so i’d say see it again in dvd or something when you well you may have a slightly different review to give but again you mention i nthe video that nobody seems to have pandorum and yet they do.

By: Wubby

Wubby — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:21:36 +0000

Haha same Latieraeve.

Spoony: Dude, no man, I think I need to go to a hospital
Me: STFU SPOONY… We’re seeing the new Freddy Krueger movie…

By: Latieraeve

Latieraeve — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:50:40 +0000

I dont care how Sick you are. I would Drag you to every bad movie posable and a cupple of good ones, Your brothers lucky