FMV Hell – Nightmare Review

by Spoony on October 14, 2009 · View Comments

The earliest FMV games were played on your VCR, unearthed from the deepest, darkest blagole in the Netherworld. This Halloween, the Spoony One experiences his worst Nightmare!

Hubbe128

"You are made of stupid."

That line made my day :D

Raven Rage

One of your best reviews. I just loved how you interacted w/ the VHS it just seemed so realistic... its like it fit so well it was almost like you worked w/ that actor that played the gatekeeper.

VenomSpawn

"You're stuck here" hahaha, fugitive alien ftw. Maybe someday you can be a real man, and not just a wolven gate cleaner.

Charlotte Sable

*squee*
I just picked the game up at a thrift store for $4. It's used but in great shape. It looks like it was played once, but it still has everything with it.
Now to find some friends to play it with... :)
Thanks again for all the entertainment, Spoony!

Buckethead

That was great! Keep it up!

Lowcifur

Cuntbucket followed immediately by a GIR quote.

APPROVED.

robotpanda

After watching this I feel like my childhood was unfilled. Damn I wish I had that boardgame! You can buy the dvd version off of Amazon for $140 used! Yikes. I want the classic one though, the gatekeeper is truly awesome.

Draekaar

o.o i actually have atmosfear somewhere o.o

jonokrucky

what FMV game did the natureboy show up in ? I MUST PLAY IT

Tim Anderson

That would be Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

SignNinja

Woah, new comment stuff! Anyhow I love this game so much that I am currently hunting it down as we speak on EBay!

Jenn

You know...you're a nerd...when every time you hear a song, a documentary, or a news report talking about Black Holes, you instantly think of this video. I can't even listen to the freakin' radio for more than an hour, without hearing that "Supermassive Black Hole" Muse song...have you ever tried /singing/ the words 'Black Hole', in that accent, with a straight face? People in traffic must think I'm daft...

Thank you, Spoony, for making me a nerd. I salute you.

SirStyx

Definition of Spoony:A foolish, simple, or silly person; A foolishly amorous person; Enamored in a silly or sentimental way; Feebly sentimental; gushy
Just wanted to let you know

Kåre

Anyone notice that the Gate Keeper changes in apperance as time progresses in the game?
Its like he's becoming less and less human.

Edward.s

I have played this game when i was like 5! i am now 14 (15 in jan 2010) and have also played khufu's casino. atmoshere was just plain boring and khufu's casino was: Wait for it....... BORING! Guess how many times i played them?? ONCE!! FUCKIN ONCE!! i aggree with you spoony, extreamly boring and replay value is awful!!

BritGuard

Me and my mates played this ages ago and one of the guys kept saying "yes my gate keeping" and we made fun by very immature saying "yes my gay keeper"

Reina_Vash

I would play board games with you! ^.^ That would be so much fun and D&D is fucking awesome! In fact it makes you even awesomer than before and more adorable ^.~

Nice review, enjoy being in the "blagole" XD

I never really played that game before but I did hear of it and not good news from any of it, but the way you reviewed it just made if effing hilarious. Keep up the good work! Freaking FFVIII, I hate that game, that would be the ultimate torture if you had to sit for hours on end drawing magic in FFVIII as punishment in Nightmare XD.

bam

haha i played this when i was 5

Kobukun

it sounds like the guy is saying Black Hoe

Saiser

@307

It was a joke he made in one of his movie text reviews, though off the top of my head I can't remember which one.

steel 4

if i could find this game i will buy it!!!!! i love this shit hahahahahahhahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahha!!!!

superking

Apparently a lot of my friends have this game under the Atmosfear title

Capochetta

Da Erkka: Whats so terrfying about clown porn?

You never saw "The Miracle" did you?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323222

Dougle

I played this game... Well not the video version I played the DVD one... Atmosphere or whatever it got rid of most of the problems as it was a clever little dvd it knew what characters were playing and randomised when the gate keeper tunned up there was even a whiny speech he gave when you won =P

Still we only played it once.