Here’s hoping you get out of the blagole soon.

Awesome as always Spoony lol

XD
OH CHRIST
L.A.B.I.A.

Ok the wrestling references? Yeah, those made me laugh.

Kickass man, loved it. I can’t believe that guy from the Dragon Lance VHS was in this too!

*Calls Lat Date..

*Calls Lat Date..

Man that was awesome, But didnt the bloody head move far to much. I mean my god it never stopped moving! STOP MOVING WOMEN! and yeah Apathetic One

*Calls Late Date*

Man that was awesome, But didnt the bloody head move far to much. I mean my god it never stopped moving! STOP MOVING WOMEN! and yeah Apathetic One

*Calls Late Date*

Ow, my brain.

I laughed so hard

DEGENERATION X!!!

Awesome. Per usual.

The only scary part was that AI head popping up all the time. Thing’s creepy.

The only scary part was that AI head popping up all the time. Thing’s creepy.

That music from the beginning is so fucking familiar. What the heck is it? I know it’s some movie.

This made me laugh way too much.
I mean, i feel kinda dirty laughing at those puns xD

Amazing as per usual oh Spoony One =D

Will there be an appearance from Dr. Hemos?

The narrator at the beginning is like … Snake Nicholson

Awesome MSTing. You should really get your old riffts out.

Great COMMENRARY SPOONY!

Great COMMENRARY SPOONY!

WTF Malibu is completely useless! Swweeet! Thumbs up! Thanks for this one Noah.

Okay I was so excited when I saw the trailer for this, I knew it’d be complete win
And I was right, all I’ve got to say is the first thing you say is
“Ladies and gentleman THE BEATLES!”
and that was friggin AWSOME!!!!!

Also anyone else think Dr.Hemos is the narrator from DragonStirke the guy who wears a black turtle neck and explains everything? That’s the same guy isn’t it??

That was great man! I loved the Snake? Snaaaaaaaake! How it comes back in almost every Lets Play that you die in, great stuff! Keep it up!

LOL, two Pro Wrestling jokes back to back!

And it’s a conspiracy I tell you! Reb Brown and Malibu are working with Dr. Insano!

Another wrestling reference: Don’t you kinda think that Malibu looks like Edge in the opening there Spoony?

That music from the beginning is so fucking familiar. What the heck is it? I know it’s some movie.

I’m wondering what it is, too. I’m not sure it’s a movie but it’s definitely familiar. It’d probably help to hear a little more of the melody.

@ KaylaKaze and Brendan and uh…whoever else might have asked…

It just hit me, i had to listen a couple times, but that song is the theme from Escape from new York. It took me a minute, but i was sure it was something by John Carpenter…all of his theme songs sound kinda like that.

How could I have forgotten! Duke of New York! A Number 1!

OH!! ICP used it in the opening of Bizaar. That’s where I know it from. I’ve only seen Escape from NY once so I knew I wouldn’t have recognized it from there.

Great riff.

I just love how intuitive and logical this game is. So, the first time you go into the office, you get surrounded and die. But if you go in just a bit later and get EVEN MORE surrounded, you win.

Ohoh, that’s great ! good thing i re-watched the old terror trax just a few weeks ago !
damn cheap doors !

So far TRAX still looks better than Night Trap

Woah, kudos Spoony for suffering through that cheesy crap.

Btw what’s the selling point of these Terror T.R.A.X.-es? It’s not like you can make an educated guess which option is the “right” one… One would have thought that doing things “by the book” and avoiding danger should be the way to go but this Graves prick is randomly dying all over the place without any logic or reason. Arresting one guy leads to death but confronting FOUR of them at once results in victory? WTF?

(oh and btw, that manequin commercial that ran before the video is one of the most unfunny and pointless ads I’ve seen in a while.)

Woah, kudos Spoony for suffering through that cheesy crap.

Btw what’s the selling point of these Terror T.R.A.X.-es? It’s not like you can make an educated guess which option is the “right” one… One would have thought that doing things “by the book” and avoiding danger should be the way to go but this Graves prick is randomly dying all over the place without any logic or reason. Arresting one guy leads to death but confronting FOUR of them at once results in victory? WTF?

(oh and btw, that manequin commercial that ran before the video is one of the most unfunny and pointless ads I’ve seen in a while.)

I was laughing so hard, it was great. Most I’ve laughed in a while, to be honest. Thanks for the great comedy, Spoony.

Hey there was more than one actor from DragonStrike in there.. WTF?! the narrator from DragonStrike was the owner of LateDate.

oh wait he was the doctor.. oh.. lol..

That Computer InterFACE does the best Walken impression ^^

Great stuff Spoony, keep it rolling. Call Linkara for Evac from the black hole, it might be somewhere near Silent Hill…

Someone should make a dnd based TRAX game. Would be awesomely super cheesy.

awesome still laughing

Is the “actor” who played Officer Graves also the same person who portrayed Motoro in Mortal Kombat Annihilation? I could be mistaken.

Ahahaha! Oh my god! Who would’ve thought that Agent Snake was actually Malibu the whole time! XD

“The same kind of losers who watch Let’s Plays instead of meeting girls”

Um…ouch?

And isn’t Dr Helos from the Dragon Strike Board Game video?

rockin!!

“And this is the fangs I get?”

“All the bars are closed”

Golden.

Waaaah, one of the female vampires was Susan from FRIENDS! Whyyyyyyyyyy?

Cortana’s ugly sister? lol

“It’s time for Spoony’s final showdown with the things that suck in the night!”

Prostitutes?

malibu was all over the place back in those FMV days

Alright Spoony. You get high praise for the Escape from New York theme alone. Thank you.

Escape from NY theme ftw.

Escape from NY theme ftw.

that was ,, not funny lul

This is, hands down, one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. Spoony, you are in TOP FORM. Keep it up man, get well soon.

Chef Ramsay! XD “Those stupid donkays!”

That was funny…but where is the rest of The Ripper? I demand more Walken!

Malibu was also Motaro from that bad Mortal Kombat movie… Annihilation

yes… and Dr. Hemos is the narrator from dragons strike
i’ll be not amused if one of the women turn to be the Thief

“They make an oath to only play baseball in thunderstorms.”

WIN.

I thought that face was closer to being the demented sister of CABAL instead of Cortana, but eh. It’s still creepy.

loved it. super funny

Heh, I am seriously considering becoming a police officer now, just because my name would be Officer Graves.

Hey, the late date service secretary… was that miss lippy from billy madison?

I love the logic in this game! Arresting the guy outside of the building away from the other vampire girls leads to death, but arresting him inside a confined building where you’re outnumbered leads to you killing the vampire girls and Hemos escaping. HOW DOES THAT WORK? He wasn’t even able to take one vampire before, so why can he all of a sudden start killing vampires. Also, loved the reference to Twilight! Epic Win! Keep it up Spoony! I want to see more!

Hey, isn’t that TRAX officer the Warrior from the Dragonstrike video?

LOL, a Degeneration X reference. Win.

Loved it, but would be great to know which option Spoony is choosing as he does it. Usually its obvious but the camerawork is so shoddy its sometimes difficult to know which he’s chosen.

Wow, wasn’t expecting this to be a multi-parter. I figured it’d just be like the audio ones, but with worse acting – you know, short, sweet, and to the point. I was right about the worse acting though. Geez.

Lol, great video. It seems that you only die when Dr. Emos feels like killing you, otherwise he just runs away to let get rid of the female vampires that are giving him problems.

buying a girl flowers and having a romantic date that is so gay!
classic.

why does the guy talk like a wannabe solid snake?

I’m not sure but… do these vamps have right or something? Since it seems like Graves needs to be authorized or self defence to kill them

I’m not sure but… do these vamps have right or something? Since it seems like Graves needs to be authorized or self defence to kill them

the computer chick looks kinda like Angalina Jolie

At first I thought Agent Graves was played by TNA’s Steven Richards.

At first I thought Agent Graves was played by TNA’s Steven Richards.

Is anyone else worried that T.R.A.X. takes all of it’s orders from Hexadecimal?

I loved the Red Dwarf Reference/Homage thing. With the whole ‘Downside being it abbreviates to L.A.B.I.A’. Top drawer.

I loved the Red Dwarf Reference/Homage thing. With the whole ‘Downside being it abbreviates to L.A.B.I.A’. Top drawer.

I loved the Red Dwarf Reference/Homage thing. With the whole ‘Downside being it abbreviates to L.A.B.I.A’. Top drawer.

Dude sounds more like Rorschach from Watchmen than Solid Snake, but maybe that’s just me.

Either way, it’s hilarious!

Dude sounds more like Rorschach from Watchmen than Solid Snake, but maybe that’s just me.

Either way, it’s hilarious!

Why are the creators of FMV games so insistent on making the host a floating head? (Or a grizzled Aaron Eckhart lookalike with a bad French accent wearing a cloak…)

Anyway, great video Spoony, especially your take on the “the downside is the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S” gag.

Why are the creators of FMV games so insistent on making the host a floating head? (Or a grizzled Aaron Eckhart lookalike with a bad French accent wearing a cloak…)

Anyway, great video Spoony, especially your take on the “the downside is the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S” gag.

Why are the creators of FMV games so insistent on making the host a floating head? (Or a grizzled Aaron Eckhart lookalike with a bad French accent wearing a cloak…)

Anyway, great video Spoony, especially your take on the “the downside is the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S” gag.

“That’s why I never pay ‘em in advance.”
What is it with you and prostitutes, Spoony? Do I really need to know that or is it some kind of ingenious joke that slips past me?
Anyways, can’t wait for part 2.

@Darwinikis

Yeah, you almost expect him to start having a random monologue “I’m stepping off the elevator and I’m making entry. And then all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “save us!” and I’ll whisper “no”.

@Darwinikis

Yeah, you almost expect him to start having a random monologue “I’m stepping off the elevator and I’m making entry. And then all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “save us!” and I’ll whisper “no”.

@Darwinikis

Yeah, you almost expect him to start having a random monologue “I’m stepping off the elevator and I’m making entry. And then all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “save us!” and I’ll whisper “no”.

fuck me!

the doctors the head thingy guy from Dragon Strike!!!!

christ this game hurts my head and really how the fuck can you call this a game????

looking forward to part 2 :]

fuck me!

the doctors the head thingy guy from Dragon Strike!!!!

christ this game hurts my head and really how the fuck can you call this a game????

looking forward to part 2 :]

Lol, back to your FMV best Spoony.

The officer Graves v/o was hilarious!

You know, the track of the vampire is pretty cool, but I prefer the Moon Beast. Let’s track that!

I gotta admit, the video looks pretty okay, like Youtube quality, really. Call me a fool, but I’m wanting to get that silly little game!

You know, the track of the vampire is pretty cool, but I prefer the Moon Beast. Let’s track that!

I gotta admit, the video looks pretty okay, like Youtube quality, really. Call me a fool, but I’m wanting to get that silly little game!

You know, the track of the vampire is pretty cool, but I prefer the Moon Beast. Let’s track that!

I gotta admit, the video looks pretty okay, like Youtube quality, really. Call me a fool, but I’m wanting to get that silly little game!

Now they make sunglasses that go PING! Awesome.

Now they make sunglasses that go PING! Awesome.

Great first part, I can’t wait to see how this continues! Man, they really managed to carry all their ridiculousness over from the voice-only version…

Oh, and just because it makes me mad in that can’t-scratch-an-itch-way: look at the rendering of the TRAX computer face. Look closer at those pixelated black parts at the top where the image is supposedly breaking up to hammer the point home that that is A COMPUTER.
It is clear that those pixels are supposed to be transparent, seeing as they’re the same color as the background; the problem is, whoever created that rendering was too stupid to turn on transparency, leaving those pixels opaque (really, just watch her head when it turns and you should be able to catch a glimpse of the back side of the mask). That really bugs me, since it is so obvious what they tried to do, equally obvious how they utterly failed to do it, and then that they didn’t care enough to re-do it.

Great first part, I can’t wait to see how this continues! Man, they really managed to carry all their ridiculousness over from the voice-only version…

Oh, and just because it makes me mad in that can’t-scratch-an-itch-way: look at the rendering of the TRAX computer face. Look closer at those pixelated black parts at the top where the image is supposedly breaking up to hammer the point home that that is A COMPUTER.
It is clear that those pixels are supposed to be transparent, seeing as they’re the same color as the background; the problem is, whoever created that rendering was too stupid to turn on transparency, leaving those pixels opaque (really, just watch her head when it turns and you should be able to catch a glimpse of the back side of the mask). That really bugs me, since it is so obvious what they tried to do, equally obvious how they utterly failed to do it, and then that they didn’t care enough to re-do it.

Great first part, I can’t wait to see how this continues! Man, they really managed to carry all their ridiculousness over from the voice-only version…

Oh, and just because it makes me mad in that can’t-scratch-an-itch-way: look at the rendering of the TRAX computer face. Look closer at those pixelated black parts at the top where the image is supposedly breaking up to hammer the point home that that is A COMPUTER.
It is clear that those pixels are supposed to be transparent, seeing as they’re the same color as the background; the problem is, whoever created that rendering was too stupid to turn on transparency, leaving those pixels opaque (really, just watch her head when it turns and you should be able to catch a glimpse of the back side of the mask). That really bugs me, since it is so obvious what they tried to do, equally obvious how they utterly failed to do it, and then that they didn’t care enough to re-do it.

They totally stole the Quake 1 sound samples.

They totally stole the Quake 1 sound samples.

Will you look at that!!! You used my joke from the last terror trax, what an Honor!!! ^^
Yes, capital H
I was pretty disappointed to find out that a guy with suck a snake-y voice had such Elton John-y fighting skills -_-

Will you look at that!!! You used my joke from the last terror trax, what an Honor!!! ^^
Yes, capital H
I was pretty disappointed to find out that a guy with suck a snake-y voice had such Elton John-y fighting skills -_-

I blame the ineffectiveness of Agent Graves on the fact that he wears the darkest sunglasses I have ever seen AT NIGHT. How does T.R.A.X. expect him to see anything with those on? I really wish you had pointed that out Spoony.

I blame the ineffectiveness of Agent Graves on the fact that he wears the darkest sunglasses I have ever seen AT NIGHT. How does T.R.A.X. expect him to see anything with those on? I really wish you had pointed that out Spoony.

I blame the ineffectiveness of Agent Graves on the fact that he wears the darkest sunglasses I have ever seen AT NIGHT. How does T.R.A.X. expect him to see anything with those on? I really wish you had pointed that out Spoony.

“Handsome Tom!”

XD It looks exactly like him hahaha.

“Handsome Tom!”

XD It looks exactly like him hahaha.

I think the camera work is not bad at all for this type of game. Always in focus and with a nice flow it sets the mood quite right for this rather silly encounter.

I think the camera work is not bad at all for this type of game. Always in focus and with a nice flow it sets the mood quite right for this rather silly encounter.

I think the camera work is not bad at all for this type of game. Always in focus and with a nice flow it sets the mood quite right for this rather silly encounter.

You know, it’s pretty obvious that you’re doing something wrong when the computer assistant is creepier than the vampires. Seriously, if that thing was the villain, they might actually be on the right track. Of course, the last thing I want Terror T.R.A.X. to do is start ripping off System Shock, so maybe it’s for the best.

I liked how the videogame is exactly like the audio CD. WHat i love more is that you went to late date this time instead of going to the hospital. Awesome video keep up the good work!

I liked how the videogame is exactly like the audio CD. WHat i love more is that you went to late date this time instead of going to the hospital. Awesome video keep up the good work!

I liked how the videogame is exactly like the audio CD. WHat i love more is that you went to late date this time instead of going to the hospital. Awesome video keep up the good work!

Man, SHODAN is surprisingly unhelpful in this game.

Excellent work as always, Spoony.

ok that one girl all the way on the left during the lat date infomercial is miss lippy from billy madison. That explains so much.

ok that one girl all the way on the left during the lat date infomercial is miss lippy from billy madison. That explains so much.

God dammit! I knew I should’ve picked the Rogue or the CLARIC. This fighter just isn’t working out.

God dammit! I knew I should’ve picked the Rogue or the CLARIC. This fighter just isn’t working out.

God dammit! I knew I should’ve picked the Rogue or the CLARIC. This fighter just isn’t working out.

Hey, was the Dr. Fetus Hemos or what ever also in the Dragon Strike?!

Hey, was the Dr. Fetus Hemos or what ever also in the Dragon Strike?!

Spoony is not just a web critic, he is an artist…

Spoony is not just a web critic, he is an artist…

Spoony is not just a web critic, he is an artist…

Yes he was the floating head from that video. I think I’ve seen the other TRAX officer in something else but I can’t remember where.

BTW, the escort service ad wasn’t cheesy enough; it needed worse acting and a tinny sax in the background.

Yes he was the floating head from that video. I think I’ve seen the other TRAX officer in something else but I can’t remember where.

BTW, the escort service ad wasn’t cheesy enough; it needed worse acting and a tinny sax in the background.

“Hmmmm, bacon cigarettes…” XD Now that’s something I’d expect Homer Simpson to say. ;)

Great one, can’t wait for part two.

btw… Am I the only one whom that Graves-guy somehow reminds of nWo’s Scott Hall? Yuck!!! He’s only missing that oily strand of hair dangling in his face…

Wendoly Szlash, the curly haired vampire lesbo. She looks like Jessica Hecht, the curly haired lesbo called Susan from Friends.

Wendoly Szlash, the curly haired vampire lesbo. She looks like Jessica Hecht, the curly haired lesbo called Susan from Friends.

Wendoly Szlash, the curly haired vampire lesbo. She looks like Jessica Hecht, the curly haired lesbo called Susan from Friends.

This does indeed bring MANOS into mind. I think they should have put a Torgo in here. “The Master…will…not…be…pleased…”. (Sorry about the ellipses).

This does indeed bring MANOS into mind. I think they should have put a Torgo in here. “The Master…will…not…be…pleased…”. (Sorry about the ellipses).

Sigh… Classic Spoony One entertainment. I was worried for a while that he was going to get stuck doing just rants, thankfully he’s going back to his good old reviewing roots. Great job Spoony.

Sigh… Classic Spoony One entertainment. I was worried for a while that he was going to get stuck doing just rants, thankfully he’s going back to his good old reviewing roots. Great job Spoony.

Sigh… Classic Spoony One entertainment. I was worried for a while that he was going to get stuck doing just rants, thankfully he’s going back to his good old reviewing roots. Great job Spoony.

Holy Crap! is it just me or is that Dr. Hemos the Dungeon Master from the Dragon Strike video!

I’m probably wrong, but Dr. Hemos looks and sounds ALOT like the Dragon Master from the Dragon Strike video

I’m probably wrong, but Dr. Hemos looks and sounds ALOT like the Dragon Master from the Dragon Strike video

Yeah I had to pause at the DX line, that was brilliant

Yeah I had to pause at the DX line, that was brilliant

I think he was looking for a human body, which is why he was surprised.
Lol, his name is “Fidus Hemos”. A nice mix of Latin and Greek! Fidus is a real name, but it’s really really really old fashioned. Remember, he’s a vampire, so he’s immortal and probably has been around since the Dark Ages when names like that would’ve been normal.
The FMV isn’t that bad. It’s not grainy or filled with lines, and it actually takes up the whole screen.
They really pulled this off in a silly way. Why didn’t they just turn it into a standard adventure game instead of a “chose your own adventure” video?

Great job, boss.. either you’re getting funnier or the allergy meds are kicking in big time. I’ll wager the former.

Old school MST3K smartassmanship at its finest!! TY!

Great job, boss.. either you’re getting funnier or the allergy meds are kicking in big time. I’ll wager the former.

Old school MST3K smartassmanship at its finest!! TY!

Great job, boss.. either you’re getting funnier or the allergy meds are kicking in big time. I’ll wager the former.

Old school MST3K smartassmanship at its finest!! TY!

Oh, wait his name was Vitus. Oh that’s a normal name. Still odd to have a Latin name with a Greek last name. I always pronounced it like “Vital”. Hm.

Oh, wait his name was Vitus. Oh that’s a normal name. Still odd to have a Latin name with a Greek last name. I always pronounced it like “Vital”. Hm.

Really? LAT-DATE? Are you kidding? Not L8-DATE? Or A-L8-DATE? Or 4L8-DATE? Seriously, it’s not that hard.

Really? LAT-DATE? Are you kidding? Not L8-DATE? Or A-L8-DATE? Or 4L8-DATE? Seriously, it’s not that hard.

Really? LAT-DATE? Are you kidding? Not L8-DATE? Or A-L8-DATE? Or 4L8-DATE? Seriously, it’s not that hard.

Ohhhh that Affleck…

that reference made my day!

I suspect the music in the introduction may have come from a classic film starring Kurt Russel.

I suspect the music in the introduction may have come from a classic film starring Kurt Russel.

Nice DX reference.

Yeah, guys who watch Let’s Plays are pathetic.

Nice DX reference.

Yeah, guys who watch Let’s Plays are pathetic.

Nice DX reference.

Yeah, guys who watch Let’s Plays are pathetic.

I like all the wrestling references lawl

I like all the wrestling references lawl

“Holy water… don’t leave home without it.”
“Yeah one time I loaded holy water in this super soaker, that was sooo triumphant.”

LMMFAO!!! Spoony, you rule.

“Holy water… don’t leave home without it.”
“Yeah one time I loaded holy water in this super soaker, that was sooo triumphant.”

LMMFAO!!! Spoony, you rule.

I’ll think of her as Hexadecimal from Reboot lol

I’ll think of her as Hexadecimal from Reboot lol

So did Dragon Strike and Terror TRAX all take from the same pool of c-list actors? I guess the DM from Dragonstrike decided he’d had enough of bad roleplayers like Malibu and decided to sprout some fangs to suck the life out of the mullet-maned-moron.

So did Dragon Strike and Terror TRAX all take from the same pool of c-list actors? I guess the DM from Dragonstrike decided he’d had enough of bad roleplayers like Malibu and decided to sprout some fangs to suck the life out of the mullet-maned-moron.

Your Trax officer is Stevie Richards. That is phenomenal.

Your Trax officer is Stevie Richards. That is phenomenal.

Your Trax officer is Stevie Richards. That is phenomenal.

awesome jay and silent bob strike back reference

awesome jay and silent bob strike back reference

I thought it was okay. I thought you might be trying too hard. The original Terror Trax were done live with no pre-writing correct?

The fucking computer thing is the scariest thing in the game.

The fucking computer thing is the scariest thing in the game.

God, that was so damn funny… I loved your “fang” pun.

That vampire with the frizzy hair looks really familiar somehow.

Now this is classic Spoony! Rants and reveiws of the worst game ever made. More videos like this please, less of the other stuff!

Now this is classic Spoony! Rants and reveiws of the worst game ever made. More videos like this please, less of the other stuff!

Now this is classic Spoony! Rants and reveiws of the worst game ever made. More videos like this please, less of the other stuff!

LOL Noah, please return from BLAGOLE :)

Another great FMV Hell review, Spoony! It’s strange that I’ve never seen or played this game. Huh, for an FMV game, it doesn’t really offer much. Anyway, can’t wait for you to review the entire game.

Another great FMV Hell review, Spoony! It’s strange that I’ve never seen or played this game. Huh, for an FMV game, it doesn’t really offer much. Anyway, can’t wait for you to review the entire game.

I don’t know how you do it Spoony. The first couple of comments got me laughing out loud, and it just got better from there. Loved the DX reference. :D

I don’t know how you do it Spoony. The first couple of comments got me laughing out loud, and it just got better from there. Loved the DX reference. :D

I don’t know how you do it Spoony. The first couple of comments got me laughing out loud, and it just got better from there. Loved the DX reference. :D

is that girl from lat date the kindergarten teacher from billy madison cuz im almost positive that she is

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

yeah, the chick on the phone was ms. Lippy! thank you very much MS. LIPPY!!!

yeah, the chick on the phone was ms. Lippy! thank you very much MS. LIPPY!!!

When you do reviewing job, me and my sister just can’t stop laughing! Please, make more videos like this one ’cause we really miss THE Spoony One that reviewed Phantasmagoria 2 (my sis had a bad headache during one of those laughing fits)))! It’s your divine calling, Noah! Really!

When you do reviewing job, me and my sister just can’t stop laughing! Please, make more videos like this one ’cause we really miss THE Spoony One that reviewed Phantasmagoria 2 (my sis had a bad headache during one of those laughing fits)))! It’s your divine calling, Noah! Really!

This is one of your best videos ever. Especially the line about decorating the christmas trees in hell with whores.

Nevermind that dungeon master guy. Did that male officer do the voice of solid snake by any chance?

Haha, your rifftrax’s rock, Spoony! This really made my day

Haha, your rifftrax’s rock, Spoony! This really made my day

Did anybody else notice “Miss Lippy” (the psycho kindergarten teacher from Billy Madison) in the Late Date commercial?

Did anybody else notice “Miss Lippy” (the psycho kindergarten teacher from Billy Madison) in the Late Date commercial?

Did anybody else notice “Miss Lippy” (the psycho kindergarten teacher from Billy Madison) in the Late Date commercial?

Shame, I was hoping this would be an actual review rather than a commentary. Kinda sucks we can’t tell what choices you make.

But really, these TRAX officers are supposed to be specially trained to deal with these supernatural entities, but he doesn’t have the sense to draw his handgun before entering a suspicious building or attempting an arrest? Really? At least the FMV version looks slightly better than the audio version….or is that just me?

Damn, Spoony, I thought you’d have gotten out of the Blagole by now…

I guess we should send a rescue party…

To the…

BLAGOLE

Damn, Spoony, I thought you’d have gotten out of the Blagole by now…

I guess we should send a rescue party…

To the…

BLAGOLE

“They make an oath to only play baseball in thunderstorms.”

Spoony, I can probably guess you’re not a big Twilight fan (then again, none of the guys I know are), but that quote pretty much made this review an epic win for me among other reasons.

“They make an oath to only play baseball in thunderstorms.”

Spoony, I can probably guess you’re not a big Twilight fan (then again, none of the guys I know are), but that quote pretty much made this review an epic win for me among other reasons.

“Move bitch, get out the way.”

Hilarious!

“Move bitch, get out the way.”

Hilarious!

“Move bitch, get out the way.”

Hilarious!

Why all the Manos: The Hands of Fate references? I’m still in the process of recovering from having seen that travesty a week ago…it still hurts…

Wow I never thought we would see any of the actors from “Dragon Strike” again. Not only did we get Malibu the Warrior, but we also the Mr. Disembodied head the Dragon Master. What in the wide world of fuck is Mr. Lippy doing at an escort service? I hope the TRAX producers hid their paste when she was on set! Great work Spoony, thanks for some more laughs. I hate to sound like an ass kisser but you are getting extremely efficient with your riffing capacity.

Wow I never thought we would see any of the actors from “Dragon Strike” again. Not only did we get Malibu the Warrior, but we also the Mr. Disembodied head the Dragon Master. What in the wide world of fuck is Mr. Lippy doing at an escort service? I hope the TRAX producers hid their paste when she was on set! Great work Spoony, thanks for some more laughs. I hate to sound like an ass kisser but you are getting extremely efficient with your riffing capacity.

Wow I never thought we would see any of the actors from “Dragon Strike” again. Not only did we get Malibu the Warrior, but we also the Mr. Disembodied head the Dragon Master. What in the wide world of fuck is Mr. Lippy doing at an escort service? I hope the TRAX producers hid their paste when she was on set! Great work Spoony, thanks for some more laughs. I hate to sound like an ass kisser but you are getting extremely efficient with your riffing capacity.

What is the name of that song at the end? I just can’t place it.

What is the name of that song at the end? I just can’t place it.

I get a little disappointed about FMV Hell. I have never played any FMV game, and never will. Why does Spoony choose such obscure stuff?

I get a little disappointed about FMV Hell. I have never played any FMV game, and never will. Why does Spoony choose such obscure stuff?

1-800-Lat-date is a real phone number for phone sex!

1-800-Lat-date is a real phone number for phone sex!

@Confused Emo

You know that how exactly? On second thought, I don’t wanna know.

@Confused Emo

You know that how exactly? On second thought, I don’t wanna know.

@Confused Emo

You know that how exactly? On second thought, I don’t wanna know.

I am not sure if you mentioned it spooney, but the guy who playd Dr. Hemos is that wierd floating head guy from your dragon strike review. And he is just as amusing. lol

I am not sure if you mentioned it spooney, but the guy who playd Dr. Hemos is that wierd floating head guy from your dragon strike review. And he is just as amusing. lol

Why is it that the game over scene where Dr Hemos and the 3 vampire whores are feeding on “Snake” looks almost like a vampire themed porno?

Well, think about it, they’re taking turns sucking on him. and the blood dribbling down their chins……It ……..ah, never mind.

Graves, you’ve got to destroy Metal Gear…

Great review :) spoony.

Just wondering … what’s the name of the track that plays @ 20:07 ?

Great review :) spoony.

Just wondering … what’s the name of the track that plays @ 20:07 ?

I swear to God I’ve seen that Office Graves douche in a porno before. Either that or he’s got a twin out there running around San Fernando Valley and fucking people on camera.

I swear to God I’ve seen that Office Graves douche in a porno before. Either that or he’s got a twin out there running around San Fernando Valley and fucking people on camera.

I swear to God I’ve seen that Office Graves douche in a porno before. Either that or he’s got a twin out there running around San Fernando Valley and fucking people on camera.

Did anyone else notice that the chick from the Late Date commercial with fuzzy hair was the same chick who played the lesbian lover of Ross' ex-wife in friends?

Probably not, I don't know if that counts as geeky or just plain useless information.

Officer Graves really sucks at this work and it's really funny how hes trying to act all bad ass and cool.

I miss wolverine as officer 1

XD

Someone else thought the ending score to Constantine was awesome too? My life is complete!