Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire (PC), Part 1

by Spoony on October 20, 2009 · View Comments

It’s time for Spoony’s final showdown with the things that suck in the night!

thatdoucheandrew

What's the song/piece of music that's at the end of this part? It sounds familiar but I can't remember where I've heard it from before.

Blah

I swear to God I've seen that Office Graves douche in a porno before. Either that or he's got a twin out there running around San Fernando Valley and fucking people on camera.

Bogdan

Great review :) spoony.

Just wondering ... what's the name of the track that plays @ 20:07 ?

The Shamster

Why is it that the game over scene where Dr Hemos and the 3 vampire whores are feeding on "Snake" looks almost like a vampire themed porno?

Well, think about it, they're taking turns sucking on him. and the blood dribbling down their chins......It ........ah, never mind.

james

I am not sure if you mentioned it spooney, but the guy who playd Dr. Hemos is that wierd floating head guy from your dragon strike review. And he is just as amusing. lol

JT1

@Confused Emo

You know that how exactly? On second thought, I don't wanna know.

Discordius

I get a little disappointed about FMV Hell. I have never played any FMV game, and never will. Why does Spoony choose such obscure stuff?

BJB Digital

Wow I never thought we would see any of the actors from "Dragon Strike" again. Not only did we get Malibu the Warrior, but we also the Mr. Disembodied head the Dragon Master. What in the wide world of fuck is Mr. Lippy doing at an escort service? I hope the TRAX producers hid their paste when she was on set! Great work Spoony, thanks for some more laughs. I hate to sound like an ass kisser but you are getting extremely efficient with your riffing capacity.

OniYouji

Why all the Manos: The Hands of Fate references? I'm still in the process of recovering from having seen that travesty a week ago...it still hurts...

Jael

“They make an oath to only play baseball in thunderstorms.”

Spoony, I can probably guess you're not a big Twilight fan (then again, none of the guys I know are), but that quote pretty much made this review an epic win for me among other reasons.

Will M.

Shame, I was hoping this would be an actual review rather than a commentary. Kinda sucks we can't tell what choices you make.

But really, these TRAX officers are supposed to be specially trained to deal with these supernatural entities, but he doesn't have the sense to draw his handgun before entering a suspicious building or attempting an arrest? Really? At least the FMV version looks slightly better than the audio version....or is that just me?

AkewsticRockR

Did anybody else notice "Miss Lippy" (the psycho kindergarten teacher from Billy Madison) in the Late Date commercial?

wasneeplus

Nevermind that dungeon master guy. Did that male officer do the voice of solid snake by any chance?

Paul Rodenburg

This is one of your best videos ever. Especially the line about decorating the christmas trees in hell with whores.

Constantine

When you do reviewing job, me and my sister just can't stop laughing! Please, make more videos like this one 'cause we really miss THE Spoony One that reviewed Phantasmagoria 2 (my sis had a bad headache during one of those laughing fits)))! It's your divine calling, Noah! Really!

Kurtis

yeah, the chick on the phone was ms. Lippy! thank you very much MS. LIPPY!!!

westica

is that girl from lat date the kindergarten teacher from billy madison cuz im almost positive that she is

Adorable Andrew

I don't know how you do it Spoony. The first couple of comments got me laughing out loud, and it just got better from there. Loved the DX reference. :D

Altoman5

Another great FMV Hell review, Spoony! It's strange that I've never seen or played this game. Huh, for an FMV game, it doesn't really offer much. Anyway, can't wait for you to review the entire game.