Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire (PC), Part 2

WTF??? On the last scene of the video, when Walken is helping Snake get up, Snake's camera, that was supposed to be on his glasses, is showing his first person point of view even though he isn't wearing his glasses!
I can't believe Spoony didn't bash on that :P

I always loved those "choose your own adventure" books as a kid, so maybe I'm the only one here who is actually entertained by the game itself. It's not like I don't know it's bad, but I do like "Snake's" voice...

Although ya gotta love what Spoony adds.

oh nevermind you knew that haha

hahaha awesome as always, i played this with my friends.. you see it was orginally an Audio CD hence the over explanations of what they see and ridicuiouls voice acting

That damn computer is annoying as hell! Her head like looks around in random directions and it zooms into her face, I mean really that thing is obnoxious as hell. Course, I think Spoony got the worst end of dealing with it XD

Wtf is that Carol Channing speaking in the beginning? XD

Horrible, horrible puns! I love it!

Goddamnit that woman cannot focus properly. LOOK AT ME YOU REBOOT REJECT!

Loved the scrubs reference.

YESSSS You made a Cybermorph reference!

this game really is so bad that it's borderline unwatchable even with your hilarious commentary.
You are brave, good sir.

This is what happens when game creators confuse "badass" with "completely unlikeable excuse for a human being". Every last one of those TRAX agents gets on my nerves, from their ridiculous overconfidence in their abilities (which we have yet to see any evidence of) to the outright contempt they show to the people they are supposed to be helping it really makes you wonder if they are even the good guys.

You let a bunch of second-rate cops in on a secret and suddenly they act like they are gods or something,

ROFLMAO Love the Clue movie reference at the end of part 2.

@fick you should go down to the local needle exchange in my area there are plenty of guys who fit your description. I'm sure they would be willing to sell you some favors.

I actually think Snake is kinda hot. The deep gruff voice, long scraggly hair, and peach fuzz are fucking sexy.

Why do the nurses look like they're from the 50s? Nurses dress in scrubs. I don't think they've worn dresses since the 70s.
You mean the "NEPHROLOGY" ward?
I really want to know where this was filmed.
Goddammit, why does EVERYONE use the name "Snake"? There are only 2 people in the world who can use that name: Snake Plissken and Solid Snake. With everyone else, it's just cheap and uncreative.
Wow, they actually made Dr. Hemos look like Nosferatu. Interesting.

Wait, isn't Hayden Christensen a girl?

@Oskar
She JUST had her eyes ripped out. She could have been playing it before.
God, I hate midwestern accents. How is it that the tiny little strip of land where the non-regional accent comes from is it the midwest? Seriously, I don't get that. One of the reasons I always hated Sarah Palin. I mean, I know that working around death and killing monsters must be pretty jading and kinda calls for a cynical attitude, but does she really have to be so inconsiderate that she's basically shooting ice every time she opens her mouth? What a bitch. I haven't seen such heartlessness, conceity, and apathy since CWC. And that's saying something.

Is that....is that a fucking Sega Genesis in the home of the lady with no eyes?

oh God my head....shakey camera...gonna barf....

The constant horrible beeping in the power-lost hospital scenes?
My alarm clock.
Same freaking generic SCREE SCREE SCREE noise, intolerably horrid... Not enough to distract me from how freaking bad this all is, but it definitely benefits in making it easier to pay attention to Spoony and his wonderful comedy.

I'm kinda surprised you didn't comment on stage 2 illustration of Dr. Hemos "bloodlust" which listed "angry rage" as a symptom. Angry rage. As opposed to what? Happy rage? Angry joy?

Also, your Walken-ing just makes me thirst for more Ripper... it's un-fucking-believable...

In response to FaustSnake, corneal implants are real and they do techincally take implants from what they call Cardiac Death Donors (donors whose hearts have stopped as opposed to donors who are brain dead,) but I don't think that includes organs that have been cooked in the electric chair. I'm guessing the designers went something like this, "Wouldn't be cool if our villian was this guy whose organs went to different people and now he's taking them back?" "Doesn't that kind of rip off Jeepers Creepers?" "Screw you!" "Well how did this guy die anyway?" "In the electric chair..." "Can organs that were in the electric chair be donated?" "Shut up! Plot holes are awesome!"

Oh Spoony, if I wasn't already married I would rock your freakin' world, the way you rock mine...(You know, by making hilarious video reviews...)

"Man. I went to the doctor the other day. All this guy did was suck blood out of my neck. Never go to see Dr. Acula." ~ Mitch Hedberg

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First thing I thought of when I saw part 1 I was waiting for this reference thanks for not letting me down Spoony, now I can cry in peace.

Holy crap, the CD was more comprehendable than this was!

This game makes no sense logically. Where's the common sense to turn on the damn light switch if you're going to enter a room where ther was an organ harvest orgy?

The idea of Spoony doing a Twilight review... say, Spoony, didn't you mention in the Mak Your Own Video review that you have a sister? Why not bring her on to review Twilight.

DUDE! YES! I'm related to Pat Buttram! So happy you actually said the last name right too! sweet!

Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors

lol, I was wondering how long it would take Spoony to call them out on the SHODAN ripoff.

"I didn't see anything." Priceless, writers, priceless. She sure adjusted to the whole "I just had my eyes ripped from their sockets" deal pretty quickly, huh?

I gotta love that bit where Graves mutters about the accident on the side of the road. I guess they drove past it, so they just added a bit of throwaway dialog to make it look like it'd been part of the storyline all along. I guess something like JUST EDITING IT OUT would have been too much effort.

And if the computer thing can auto-control the agents (what are they? Robots?) why the hell do they need you? Couldn't they just auto-control the whole time? 'Course, I don't know why I'm expecting anything in this game to make sense...

Malibu? Looks more like Stevie Richards :-/

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