Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead’s Revenge in 5 Seconds

by Spoony on November 1, 2009 · View Comments

Don’t have the time to see the whole episode?

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Faiz November 1, 2009 at 11:28 pm: you can easily get rid of the commercial, just click the video once the commercial starts it’ll pop up a new window, close that and where the comercial was playing before is now spooney, so it saves you a good 45ish seconds.

anyways, ME PAXTON SMASH DOOR! HURR!!!
masterinsan0 November 1, 2009 at 11:36 pm: People seriously need to stop bitching about the commercials. They’re easy to close. If you want to keep getting Spoony’s content for free, you need to tolerate the ads. It’s that simple. Removal of the ads = removal of Spoony–he’s said so himself.

They’re not even that intrusive, since most videos have a lead-in that gives you plenty of time to click and close the damn thing.
Stevenlajr November 1, 2009 at 11:44 pm: That was amazing.

The Ultimate Warrior theme just made it better.
Saturn November 1, 2009 at 11:59 pm: Bravo, Spoony. I was expecting a 5-second, profanity-laden scream from you. Instead, you demonstrated your brilliance yet again.
diggerjohn111 November 2, 2009 at 12:01 am: I totally agree with masterinsan0, the ads are hardly a big deal. Noah pours his guts out in these videos, I really don’t mind minimizing an ad if the ad helps pay him. Stop complaining folks. That video kills me BTW…blind rage and Spoony get along very well.
Tony November 2, 2009 at 12:10 am: Thanks for the laughs Spoony
Zack Dolan November 2, 2009 at 12:44 am: holy crap that guy is on gamma rage!! though i’m wondering…is that a metaphor for what the game did to you or for what you intend to do to the vial sadists who programmed it? hahaha
pyaolyangshen November 2, 2009 at 12:54 am: Hahahhahahahah Your expressions are great man, thank you for giving this title a review, people long forgot about this horror. awesomee.
mega mwong04 November 2, 2009 at 1:06 am: woah, calm down Spoony
Lowcifur November 2, 2009 at 1:16 am: I really, REALLY want to see an Until We Win of this game…
Draffamaffataffa November 2, 2009 at 2:33 am: Spoony watches MMA?
El November 2, 2009 at 2:38 am: Man, that’s some adamantium rage, right there :)
lavatma November 2, 2009 at 3:20 am: I feel this video actually leaves an inaccurate impression on those who’ve never actually seen the pumpkin head review; this is far more bad ass and entertaining than the actual game itself, and may even inspire people to play it.
Stn November 2, 2009 at 3:53 am: lol. That was unexpected.
Btw, I didn’t know spoony was a TUF fan.
Kevin Holsinger November 2, 2009 at 4:11 am: Good morning Spoony, and fellow Spooners.

Wow. Still hasn’t done a commentary track for the Pumpkinhead review? Or an “oh, I can’t believe I forgot about…” additional video (like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)? Has Spoony finally learned to just walk away from the rage?

Or is Pumpkinhead just THAT BAD that there’s nothing else to say?
AgentSnake November 2, 2009 at 4:30 am: DAMN CHEAP DOORS
Nathan Caudill November 2, 2009 at 5:13 am: i dont get it.
alldreamsfalldown November 2, 2009 at 6:09 am: Agent Snake really hates those cheap doors.
LaZodiac November 2, 2009 at 6:17 am: Haha, good to see a UFC member do something of value other then trying to analy rape his opponent.

Its an apet metaphor for the torment the game put you through. Highly enjoyable.
Rob November 2, 2009 at 6:18 am: RAAWWRR NERD RAGE!
Snowy November 2, 2009 at 6:31 am: Cheap doors! Anyway, I would’ve felt the same if I’d play that game. Watched the review of it and urgh it seemed horrible. Nice one Spoony.
Ryanne November 2, 2009 at 6:58 am: The first time I tried to watch it, it did that thing where you think it loads, but then it just goes to the “You Just Watched” screen. At first I thought, “My, that is clever. Nothing happened after that 5 seconds of loading, similar to how nothing really happens in the game.” Then I realized, “Oh, my computer just sucks.”
hatekey November 2, 2009 at 7:34 am: hilarious
Andrew Michael November 2, 2009 at 8:16 am: I feel as if someone has no apples from his Darwinian pocket of fish filter washing up liquid.
wolfen198 November 2, 2009 at 8:25 am: @ 71 DUDE YES, i was thinking the same thing, it would be awesome, and for some reason I want to play the game just to prove that i beat it. Though, it probably wouldnt be worth it.. AT ALL. Also, spoony, again you have portraid that your behavior is not limited to screaming and cussing and at the same time says the same thing. We love you.
wolfen198 November 2, 2009 at 8:26 am: i meant @ 61 sorry
mandy November 2, 2009 at 9:05 am: gotta love rampage :p can’t wait to see him and rashad go at it
mightysamurai November 2, 2009 at 9:27 am: How…existential.
Tyro November 2, 2009 at 9:52 am: stupid cheap door!
but yeah, the game will make you berserking
Rin November 2, 2009 at 10:22 am: He must’ve played the game, too.
Chris November 2, 2009 at 11:21 am: That’s a flimsy door.
Draxo November 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm: Great video!

For the humor value, I would have also accepted the

‘They put their names in the book. If I see any of these people in real life, I will strangle them’

segment of video as equally hilarious. XD
Simon November 2, 2009 at 1:53 pm: Shit spoony are you actually a UFC fan or just a tuf fan?

I would love to see spoony does UFC 105 predictions.

Muchos Lovos from the UK
David K. November 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm: I don’t blame ya, I would be pissed wasting so much time on a game like that, At least the games I own have walkthroughs on Gamefaqs but Bloodwings Must’ve really did a number on you, Is it even worst than Final Fantasy 8?
thehivemind33 November 2, 2009 at 2:43 pm: That just about sums it up.
ajh November 2, 2009 at 2:43 pm: yeah,that’s pretty much how it went!
Pankey November 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm: Funny thing is, I bet you actually did smash a door apart.

But who can blame you, it IS Pumpkinhead’s Revenge!
Darkpigeon November 2, 2009 at 2:54 pm: ME PAXTON, ME SMASH DOOR! RAAAWR!
Viper6390 November 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm: HULK SMASH PUNY DOOR! RAAAWR!
BendyStraw101 November 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm: Seriously, someone needs to beat this thing.
Booze Zombie November 2, 2009 at 10:32 pm: The Hulk can get down with it, can you?
Jason Madcat November 2, 2009 at 11:31 pm: ADAMANTIUM RAAAAAAAGE?!?!
zacman November 3, 2009 at 12:50 am: fuck jill, this guy is “the master of unlocking”
Dude November 3, 2009 at 6:59 am: I don’t mind watching advertisements before a video but if it’s almost as long as the actual video it gets kinda annoying.

And alcohol, seriously? I really don’t find this site and tgwtg an appropriate place to advertise tequila.
AtlasRedux November 3, 2009 at 9:29 am: That made me LOL xD
Matrim November 3, 2009 at 10:32 am: The pop-up ads don’t bother me…the commercials do (especially, as Dude said, when the commercial is almost as long as the video you want to watch).
norway202 November 3, 2009 at 2:43 pm: is it just me, or should the video been called: phantasmagoria 2 in 5 sec?
Adam The Great November 3, 2009 at 5:46 pm: Kimbo was the perfect representation for the hatred you had for that game lol
meltdown2insanity November 3, 2009 at 8:21 pm: @Dude

Knowing that these sites feature the worst video games, movies, comic books, stories(INCLUDING the Sage’s Masterpiece FanFiction Theater) etc., I’m actually surprised that there aren’t MORE alcohol ads, or that there’s not an ad for lemons after the tequila ad!
smeghead November 3, 2009 at 10:11 pm: ADAMANTIUM RAMPAAAAAAAAAGE?

That door is totally foked!