My heart made that noise when I first heard Tom and Jerry talk. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I first heard Tom and Jerry talk. The Spoony One makes it now.

Seems like Benzaie could go on forever :) Good stuff!

Benzaie is a great guy, I’m really glad to see some collaboration I think you folks make a great team.

My heart made that noise when I heard the PSP GO was really a real thing.

That’s what he should of said.

What a piece of shit.

I loved “Firefly” and “Getting laid with the blue alien chick”. He did some great takes.

“He did some great takes.”

Indeed.

My heart made that noise when I saw Watchmen without the squid. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I saw the music video for Freaxxx by Brokencyde.

*Or rather, hearing the first 10 seconds of the song.

My heart made that noise when I learned Brutal Legend was an RTS…The Spoony one makes it now.

Bearie: Do you think we should go help him?

Benzaie: Are you crazy?! I’m almost done downloading the Left For Dead 2 demo…

Benzaie + Spoony FTW

Ah Benzaie, you are so hilarious. And Beary is so sexy.

… yeah, I said it because it’s true. Don’t judge me.

Nice, multiple choice takes!

My heart also made the sound of ultimate suffering when the Twilight movie won awards.

That prostitute was really a man. XD

“Nah.. %*&! that American shit, man!”

The others were good, but that one had me laughing the hardest.

My heart made that noise when I saw Gamer and left the theater for the first time in my life. The SpoonyOne makes it now

LOL. Always room for Princess Bride references. Heh. Great outtakes!

lol great great stuff VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY FUNYA!!!!!! never will be able to grow a real goatee ahh priceless…

Wow, Benzaie ans SpoonY together, to me that is like when Bon Jovi toured with VAN HALEN as an openning act.
Not: I love Bon Jovi and Van Halen.

Wow, Benzaie ans SpoonY together, to me that is like when Bon Jovi toured with VAN HALEN as an openning act.
NotE: I love Bon Jovi and Van Halen.

Damn keyboard, it made my comment sound ironic, I FREAKING LOVE SPOONY ANS BENZAIE!

hehehe!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Thanks for posting these, Spoony, those were awesome! I almost peed myself laughing at his takes on “ultimate suffering”! Inigo quotes FTW!! XD

My heart made that noise when I learned that the Nostalgia Critic would someday subject himself and his audience to the Star Wars Holiday Special.

My heart made that noise when I heard that Hilary Duff was going to be in a Guitar Hero (Band Hero, whatever) game. The SpoonyOne makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I heard that Hilary Duff was going to be in a Guitar Hero (Band Hero, whatever) game. The SpoonyOne makes it now.

Oh, God, I know all those game references. I need to get out more…nah, outside is overrated.

My heart made that noise when I found out the Turtles in Time remake butchered everything about the original including the music. The SpoonyOne makes it now
Do you think we should go help him?
Are you crazy? A black phantom just invaded my game and I don’t want to be known as some rage quitting pussy

I’m just about to level in Borderlands. lmao. Good shit.

lmao Good shit.

My heart made that noise when I saw Deadpool with baraka blades. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I discovered the Wrath of the Lich King expansion didn’t include the Lich King as a boss. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I saw a decepticon with giant testicles. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I found out Iroh was going to have dreadlocks in The Last Airbender. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when the Halo movie was scrapped. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when Sin City 2 got delayed until 2007….and then 2009….and then 2011. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I saw 2 Girls 1 Cup. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I heard a rumor of Megan Fox being cast as Catwoman in the next Batman movie. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I was raped by a ghost at the end of F.E.A.R 2. The Spoony One makes it now.

And thus you have your commentary inside joke.

My heart made that noise when I saw Dragonball evolution too, I had to try and cure myself by reading the first 17 manga books of Dragonball… and I just wish I can forget the damn movie.
KAMEHAMEHA IS NOT A CANDLE LIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOR A RESURRECTION SPELL!!!!!

My heart made that noise when I found out that final fantasy 12 didn’t have the traditional combat system…
Still a playable game but the FF series is truly dead…

I feel for you Benzaie, I can’t grow a real goatee either. Stupid neck-hair :-(

@Lancell: Come on, DB: Evolution wasn’t THAT bad.

It was far worse.

My heart made that noise when 6 years of gaming on my ps2 memory card was deleted by a glitch on the viewtiful joe 2 demo. The Spoony One makes it now.

Benzai’s so funny. My heart made that noise when I got my SAT scores back last week :(

My heart made that noise when the Distressed Watcher uploaded his first video. My ass makes it now.

my heart made that noise when i listened to st anger. the spoonyone makes it now

My heart made that noise when I realized it was “Endless Eight”. The Spoony one makes it now.

Hearts and noise aside, it was fantastic seeing Benzaie do stuff for your videos again, the guy is easily one of my favourite interweb personalities (though it kinda depends on wether or not he’s doing anything particularly crazy on-screen). Linkara was okay too.

My heart made that noise when I saw ‘The Source’ and then realized that there was a Highlander worse than ‘The Quickening’. The Spoony One makes it now.

i liked that.but really, i wanna know how you guys came up with the idea for the ymca dance with him in his undies. I saw more of that frenchman than i ever thought possible.

If anyone wants to see some more footage, Benzaie uploaded some outtakes to his YouTube account a while ago. It’s mostly just additional takes of the same lines, but whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tIcFkemJe8

My heart made that noise when I learned that the princess was in another castle. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when Monster Hunter 2 was ported to the PSP. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise whe I found out there was going to be another SAW sequel. The Spoony One makes it now.
My heart made that noise when I found out about the casting for that other Avatar movie.
My heart made that noise when the Amazing Atheist was born again as the Distressed Watcher.
My heart made that noise when I found out that there was going to be a Transformers 3.

My heart made that noise when they announced a Cowboy Bebop movie starring Keanu Reeves. The Spoony One makes it now.

“My heart made that noise when they announced a Cowboy Bebop movie starring Keanu Reeves.”
Yeah, my heart as well. What a horrible thing!
Benzaie is all kinds of awesome! XD

Great adlibs. Benazie is fantastic!

He put these on his Facebook, I was crying when he posted them. The best was the prostitute. You are right, he really can act. And considering English is his second language, he can act VERY damn well.

Oooooo was one of them a mass effect reference???? If so good job. :)

My heart made that noise when Oddworld Inhabitants shut down to make motion pictures.
ABE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My heart made that noise when I saw Raiden, the God of Thunder, in blocky 3D. The Spoony One makes it now.

Thinking about it, I want a tee with the line “The Spoony One makes it now”!
That´d be hilarious!

Goodtimesfreegrog said:My heart made that noise when the Distressed Watcher uploaded his first video. My ass makes it now.

So true. He is TGWTG’s biggest mistake, with Film Brain coming in at a close second.

Wait wait wait wait….

Spoony you’re american??

Haha that was hilarious. Benzaie and Bearie are so cool. :D

^^ I do not have a website dammit.

Goodtimesfreegrog said:My heart made that noise when the Distressed Watcher uploaded his first video. My ass makes it now.

Redbob86 said: So true. He is TGWTG’s biggest mistake, with Film Brain coming in at a close second.

I don’t think it’s that close. Film Brain is pretty good at pointing out flaws in the movies he reviews and I think most of his jokes are actually good, but he’s simply the wrong person to deliver them – someone else could probably make his show hilarious.

The Distressed Watcher also isn’t THAT bad (see his video on Transformers 2 on YouTube) but his vids on TGWTG are just painful.

Now that’s comedy! Benzai is a funny guy.
Goate… hehe

The sales tax scarred him for life. poor guy

In during ye olde TGWTG/Film Brain/Distressed Watcher arguement.

^Matthew G: I can see where you’re coming from, and admittedly I have a hard time watching his videos just because his voice and delivery are just so annoying, so I’m open to the possibility that his material might be funny if someone else delivered it. Like the Shameful Sequels guy, for instance. Then again, he is very, very nitpicky about almost everything, and I thought many of his jokes were distasteful too (masturbating under the desk, anyone?).

All of those – totally valid reasons. Especially Sales Tax.

The Spoony One makes it now

“My heart made that noise when I saw the second half of the Battlestar Galactica finale, The Spoony One makes it now.”

My heart made that noise when I found out that Michael Bay would be the director for Transformers, The Spoony One makes it now.

Seriously, I’m 4chaning this shit.

This has nothing to do with the video (which was brilliant), but I’m loving the new photoshop images above the right sidebar.
The Spune one had me laughing for ages.

What the crap are you people talking about? Trailer Failure is hilarious.

My heart made that noise when Optimus Prime was killed AND ressurected for the second time. The Spoony One makes it now.

Sales tax and goatee were the best, in my opinion. And I’d like to add my voice to all the others in saying that more Benzaie would be a good thing.

And what the Hell…

My heart made that noise the first time I found out that WMG had f*cked over Spoony’s second half of his Bayou Billy review on YouTube…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjRfDym50vg

My heart made that noise when I heard the Black Eyed Peas’ cover of Misirlou. The Spoony One makes it now.

That is hilarious!

My heart made that noise when I saw Devastator’s huge metal testicles. The Spoony One makes it now.

Hey, why did you put all of them here? You could have used them every time you have to review an awful game. Now isn’t that good idea?

“My heart made that noise listening to Bob Dylan’s new Christmas album. The Spoony one makes it now.”

That was awesome! I loved the sales tax one :D

Yeah, I don’t get the whole Trailer Failure bit, either. Seriously, what’s the point? We know trailers are inaccurate and terrible; that’s kinda their reason for existing. They are adverts, nothing more. If a trailer doesn’t appeal to you that either means that the ad company screwed up (which, at least, means that it really is a failure so the title is correct) or you are not the target audience. To use trailers as the basis for a movie review is ridiculously silly. One does not seriously review a car based on the ads for it, right? Can you imagine if cleaning liquids were reviewed entirely based on their adverts? Every single one would simultaneously be the best thing on planet earth while also being inferior to all other brands. I just don’t see why anyone would bother reviewing trailers as being proper summaries of the movie they’re advertising. The very idea is impossibly naive and foolish.

Also: Benzaie rocks. He really needs to do more French lessons.

“My heart made that noise when I heard Ashley Tisdale’s cover of “Never Gonna Give you Up” The Spoony One makes it now.”
- “Do you think we should go help him?”
“What, are you crazy? Schuenzeit just kidnapped Zephy. We have to rescue her!”

“My heart made that noise when I got to the end of Eternal Sonata. The Spoony One makes it now.”

No seriously, Eternal Sonata was abysmal, especially that ending. <.<

@ScreamingDoom: Thats only your opinion about the Distressed Watcher and Filmbrain.

lmao he will never let the sales tax thing go will he, that has forever warped his fragile mind :p

oh and my heart made that noise when kimbo slice got beat by country nelson :p

damn that big belly of his!

my heart made that noise when my xbox got the red ring of death for the second time the spoony one makes it now.

my heart made that noise when i found out halo odst was halo 3 with one new gun and the abilty to not jump spoony one makes it now.

my heart made that noise when people started clapping at the end of transformers 2 spoony one makes it now

My heart made that noise when Spider-Man made a deal with the devil. The Spoony One makes it now.

Benzaie is, without a doubt, one of my favourite guys on TGWTG, so it’s great to see you two working together again.

And Beary is the man! Or Bear!

I laughed at the last line!

My heart made that noise when The Spoony One makes it now.

“@ScreamingDoom: Thats only your opinion about the Distressed Watcher and Filmbrain.”

Eh? I don’t believe I ever mentioned Filmbrain (I rather like those videos) or the Distressed Watcher. I just don’t get the whole point of the Trailer Failure feature for reasons previously stated. That has nothing to do with the presenter of it (though I do find the Distressed Watcher’s delivery a tad on the annoying side as well).

Distressed Watched grates on my nerves. If you like him that’s great…but his delivery needs work imo…much less his tendency to reply needlessly to every negative comment he gets with immature comments or insults just got to be too much and I stopped watching

My heart made that noise when I saw the Violent Femmes on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The Spoony One makes it now.

Hold it….
My heart made that noise ALL THE WAY THROUGH TRANSFORMERS 2!!! The Spoony One mad it loooooooong ago. :P

Ha, a bunch of really good ones.

My favorite was the Twilight one

My heart made that noise when I heard the PS3 would originally cost 600 dollars…The Spoony One makes it now
My heart made that noise when I heard Darth Vader was Luke’s father… The Spoony One makes it now
My heart made that noise when Isara died in Valkyira Chronicles… The Spoony one makes it now

Man, I hope we hear this joke again, its freaking awes- wait I got another one!

My heart made that noise when I saw the Bat Credit Card for the first time… The Spoony One makes it now

Benzaie is great… My favorite line is “I have to level up in Borderlands”, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now and anyone who played that game knows how addictive it can be.

My heart makes that noise every time the Nostalgia Critic goes on a shooting rampage… The Spoony one makes it now

lol ya gotta love benzaie and beary.

One thing tho, while I dont like final fantasy and highly doubt 13 will change my mind, whats the problem with it being on the 360? If it has to do with it losing its exclusive purity or somethin like that, it used to be a nintendo franchise, so whats the problem.

Still, I “loe” benzaie

I bet it was hard choosing which lines to use. Several of them were pretty funny.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: Your videos need more Benzaie and Beary…but not too much. Just one or two quick little jokes, or an intro. Unless you go full bore and do a joint review. That would be awsome…once in awhile.
Oh, and my heart made that noise when I played Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood on the PS2. That game forever scarred my soul.

Hahaha, “sales tax”, and “f*ck that American shit” are my favorites! I remember him talking about sales tax in Chicago too.

That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that noise when I saw Deadpool turn into some sort of SNK boss at the end of the Wolverine movie. The Spoony One makes it now.

I like The Distressed Watcher. All there is to it. Can’t really argue with anyone who dislikes him. Film Brain, though, gets on my nerves. Haven’t really seen much of his stuff, but between his annoying stereotypical opening, his voice, and his overall style, I just can’t get into his videos. I first saw his Equilibrium review with my uncle, never seen the movie and that was the first vid of his that I saw, and we both just kept saying “why is this bad?” Believe it or not, yelling “SYMBOLISM!” as if it’s a bad thing and pointing out that there are no fingerprints on guns used by someone who’s wearing fucking gloves is not funny nor entertaining. Plus, as shallow as the movie may be as I said I haven’t seen it yet, the choreography was actually really well done in my opinion.

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ANYWAY! “My heart made that noise when I learned that Keanu Reeves was slated to play Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie. The Spoony One makes it now.” I second tee shirts. Maybe with Velcro and letters so we can spell out the first part ourselves. :P

I think he could have used the Twilight joke in there and made it work better. Oh well, whats done is done. Maybe we will see some of these in other reviews?

Oh man, the sales tax one just slayed me. I wish Spoony went with that one!

Oh, and:

“… That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that noise when I saw the character breakdown for the new Conan movie. The Spoony One makes it now…”

You have unleashed a meme on the world, Benzaie. What terror hast thou wrought upon the earth?

My heart made that noise when I was told that the original Star Wars trilogy wouldn’t get released on DVD unedited. The Spoony One makes it now.

Oh, oh I have one!

“That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that noise when I realized Bayonetta was not an elaborate satire of overy sexualised women in games, The Spoony One makes it now.”

Yeah! Atlas is such a nice guy! It’s a good thing he never tricked us or anything!

My heart made that noise when Snape killed Dumbledore. Still makes it to this day…

My heart made that noise when I first realized that the cake is a lie… :(

Benzaie’s just awesome!

My heart made that noise when I got my first paycheck and saw how much they took out in taxes.

Haha, fucking Benzaie. I cracked up at “Atlas is a nice guy” and “about to get laid by the blue alien chick”. =D

My heart made that noise when the audience applauded at the end of Transformers 2, the Spoony One makes it now.

Does Benzaie have his own website?

i like you

My heart made that noise when my girfriend made me watch High School Musical, the Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when they forgot to put bacon on my cheeseburger, the Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when Harmony Gold sued the makers of the rebooted Mechwarrior, the Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I watched The Matrix Revolutions for the first time, the Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when- Wait I’mma let you finished, but Benzaie had the best ‘My heart made that noise’ slogan of all time, of all time!

Please put “My heart made that noise when…” on a shirt.

ROFL That line can be used forever.

Yea!! Firefly reference!

My heart made that noise when Firefly was cancelled which later turned into a joyous sound for Serenity before my heart started to bleed at the rising action.

(in reference to Wash and Book)

Meh.

You should have used the one with Twilight or Dragonball Evolution.

My heart made that noise when I saw the Devil May Cry anime. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I found out Fatal Frame 4 wouldn’t be released in North America.

Seriously.

My heart made that noise when I saw the first 30 seconds of the Nostalgia Critic’s review of Congo. The Spoony One makes it now…

My heart made that noise when I was banned from Xbox Live. The Spoony One makes it now.

Ohh ohh I got another one!

My heart made that noise when I first saw a PETA ad on The Spoony Experiment’s sidebar, The Spoony One makes it now…

Here’s a couple:

“My heart made that noise when I saw the original ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion. The Spoony One makes it now…”

“My heart made that noise when I saw Devastator’s ‘package’ in Transformers 2. The Spoony One makes it now…”

“My heart made that noise when my brother lost my copy of The Neverhood. The Spoony One makes it now…”

My heart made that noise when I realised MGS4 ruined the series storyline
OR
My heart made that noise when I realised the RE series has now become a rail shooter.

My heart made that noise when I first heard Bioshock 2 was going to be delayed..

My heart made that noise when I fought Hume in Eternal Daughter. The Spoony One makes it now.

or

My heart made that noise when I found out Maximo was just like Super Ghouls and Ghosts. The Spoony One makes it now.

or (and this one is worst for me by far)

My heart made that noise when the Ayleid doors glitched in the console version of Oblivion, preventing my lv 34 Archmage from completing the main game. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I learned that “Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts” was going to be about nothing but building weird vehicles.

My heart made that noise when my laptop’s hard drive burned out and I lost all my porn.

my heart made that noise as i experienced endless eight in haruhi season 2, the spoony one makes it now.

my heart made that noise as i watched batman and robin, the spoony one makes it now.

are you kidding me? i have to go rescue chloe from the train! nothing bad could ever happen in that level! :)

My heart made that noise when I watched Indiana Jones 4.
My heart made that noise when I saw Indiana Jones get raped on that one episode of South Park
My heart mad that noise when I read Breaking Dawn
My heart made that noise when Harry didn’t die at the end of Deathly Hallows and I was out twent buck due to a bet,
My heart made that noise when I found out that Rachelle Leferve was replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard for Eclipse.
My heart made that noise when I lost my bet on the 2008 Elections

Jael: You too? You won’t believe how much I lost in Election Day bets. I was SURE that at least one state would go to the libertarians. Maybe in 2012…

Jim: I was stupid enough to mke a bet with an Obama supporter at my school. I honeslty thought that 2008 would prove the Bradley Effect and that I would get my female vice president.

How much was the wager for?

Jim: $20, plus lunch for the winner.
Mind you, $20 is a lot for a high school student.

my heart made that noise when I found out they were remaking A Nightmare on Elm Street and then again moments after when I discovered it will be directed by Michael Bay

dude, losing your animal crossing is harsh! you’d have to play for another year and a half!

My heart made that noise when I saw Steve Martin playing Inspector Clouseau. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I slowly realized Raiden was the main character of MGS 2. The Spoony One makes it now.

Oof, you lost your save in Animal Crossing? Wow, my heart goes out to you.
I actually didn’t mind Raiden being the main char in MGS2. Didn’t bother me.

I think you should have gone with the Twilight one.

My heart made that noise when I found out that I had a Philosophy Midterm on the same day as a Physics 3 Test. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart did not make that noise when this became a meme, but the spoony one makes it now.

I have to agree with spoony’s Commentary and say Beary’s voice is actually cute. lol

You gotta love how Benzaie planned out all these lines before the final product. haha

Some of these were way better than the ones you ended up using. I woulda went with Sales Tax, or DragonBall, and the blue alien chick or Atlas.

I would have used Dragonball Evolution / Goatee and blue alien chic.

My heart made that noise when I discovered that the term ‘booby prize’ was something of a misnomer.

I feel your pain in losing your save data on Animal Crossing but my heart made that noise when I lost the actual game…it's been a year and I still can't find it *cries* T.T

My heart made that noise when I heard that people thought that Avatar wasn't a derivative of a billion other movies.

My heart made that noise when I heard that Castlevania Harmony of Despair was only for the 360… For now…

For what is a 360 exclusive? But a miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you!

i own an unedited dvd.

My heart made that noise when I saw Ultraviolet. The spoonyone wakes it now.

i like distressed watcher.

My heart made that noise when i saw sucker punch. the spoony one makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I realized all anyone does in order to be funny anymore is reference something else that was funny

I can’t quite settle on the best from these outtakes. Some I can relate and others are just perfect for Benzaie. It was cool of him to do these.

My faves were ‘When he told me that prostitute was a man’ and ‘right we’re about to get laid with that blue alien chick’ Oh Benzaie

My heart made that noise when I heard that Twilight: Breaking Dawn was on Blu-ray. The spoony one makes it now.

This is a really fun meme to make fun of :3

“Fuck that american shit”, good shit? good shit… yeahp, goooooood shi…