Comments on: Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead’s Revenge (Commentary)

By: Skye Veran

Skye Veran — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:16:02 +0000

I actually do like your idea of creating storylines spanning across several reviews (which I think we got a nice taste of with Final Fantasy VIII), but it comes with the problem of not being easily accessible to new viewers, or even being confusing to veterans if we go back and watch one, wondering where the story is. Maybe you could start creating subsections of story-arcs in your Game Reviews section or your sidebar. You could string handfuls of reviews together in the future with stories and put them all in their own category. Might be too restrictive though, I dunno. This review is definitely a great example of what can happen when one does too much planning, but it turned out well enough considering the setbacks.

Thanks for the commentary track!

By: David K.

David K. — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:22:18 +0000

The line that cracked me up the most is when you said “I still feel dirty like I paid to have sex with a monkey, A Dude Monkey.” lmao!

By: Mobtank

Mobtank — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:41:44 +0000

One of your worst reviews? No, this is seriously one of your best reviews Spoony.
One reason beeing that you took something so godawful and made it so damm funny, thats your best point btw.

Don’t lose heart over this, its awsome.

By: Squeaks

Squeaks — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:31:26 +0000

Just to make a quick comment, I think your at your best when your trying to act psychotic and bewildered. And here’s one question, does this mean we won’t see the SpoonyBum anymore? I mean I know he isn’t the strongest character, but he’s still so adorably bad that I think we’d miss him!

By: P4INKiller

P4INKiller — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:27:10 +0000

Just wanted to point out something about the bad green screen job.
You could’ve just as well created a matte out of the luminance values, Linkara was a lot darker than the brighter green.
You would’ve gotten better results.

By: theSnark

theSnark — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:55:39 +0000

Glad you’re ok, Spoony. I’ve been showing everyone I know your review, it’s so hilarious!

If you hate Voyager, or really any other bad Star Trek episode, checkout sfdebris on youtube.

By: dasilva

dasilva — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:17:17 +0000

The series picked up in series 3

However there is some pretty good episodes in the first two seasons. The dialog and the characters were pretty good but only handicap by poor plot ideas and not taking advantages of the unique aspect of DS9 (not taking advantage of overarching themes, having standalone episodes and having TNG copycat episodes).

Also series one despite its relative poor standard. “Duet” is probably one of the best Star Trek episode of all time and it will be a disservice to skip that episode in watching DS9 series as it’s definitely in DS9 top ten episode and it’s also in my top 5 episodes of the entire Trek series of all time.

By: Taranaich

Taranaich — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:58:40 +0000

Soleil’s breasts were indeed fairly large, but I don’t believe the “36DD” measurements for a second, those things were Hs, maybe double or even triple. 36DD is bigger than average, but hardly huge, and certainly not of the proportions SMF was at. In any case, though part of my male chauvinist pig’s heart cries out at the loss of those magnificent breasts, it’s her choice at the end, and it’s a shame people just can’t respect it without making bad tit jokes.

Besides, not the end of the world. I’ve always got my beloved Milena Velba, Merilyn Sakova, Jana Defi, Rachel Aldana, Fuko, Hitomi Tanaka, Chloe Vevrier, Taylor Stevens, Christy Marks, Karina Hart, Michelle Monaghan, Lorna Morgan, Julia Nova, Maria Magdalena, Julia Sonnet, Ines Cudna, Nelli Roono, Bea Flora, Angela White, Nicole Peters…

(man, I totally have to turn in my Linkara Feminist Club membership card now…)

By: shapercreator14

shapercreator14 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:03:02 +0000

what? did nobody point out that the sheriff was also Kirsty’s father in Hellraiser?

By: Mr.Stillman

Mr.Stillman — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:32:17 +0000

Ugh. Deep Space 9 had no charismatic characters at all. That imposing bald black man just saying “The DEFIANT” in his low voice really ruined it for me. Also, there were way too many aliens such that it was a big freak show of hideus beings. Just a really dark, gloomy depressing show.

Voyager: WAY too sissy. Maybe Star Trek Ethics would be a better title for that series. I recall many many episodes where the holodeck nearly cost everyone their lives. After about the fouth time you’de think they’d take a slege hammer to the holodeck to prevent further problems.

I’d like to see what Spoony thinks of Adromena or whatever it was called. That has got to be one of the worst shows ever. The “heroes” just go around slaughtering people.