Mobilize the Spoony Army!

Spoony | Nov 14 2009 | more | 
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Thanks to your overwhelming support, your nominations have placed me in the top running for Mashable’s Funniest Person to Follow award. Keep it up, and don’t forget the Nostalgia Critic for Best Video Series!

Once the nominations are finalized, the voting will begin, and I’ll need your votes again so I can claim domination over all the Internets!

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  • Neon Black

    And then what happens?

  • Neon Black

    And then what happens?

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/ Spoony

    And then I will officially be The Funniest Person in Teh Wurld!

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com Spoony

    And then I will officially be The Funniest Person in Teh Wurld!

  • HapexIndustries

    I think this is the first time I’ve voted for something in my adult life. Honestly, I just want the losers that didn’t enjoy your column in KOTD to see you win.

  • HapexIndustries

    I think this is the first time I’ve voted for something in my adult life. Honestly, I just want the losers that didn’t enjoy your column in KOTD to see you win.

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    I’ll keep up the daily votes, Spoony.

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    I’ll keep up the daily votes, Spoony.

  • Dinodain

    Woot!

  • Dinodain

    Woot!

  • Masterventure

    We won’t disappoint you my lord.

  • Masterventure

    We won’t disappoint you my lord.

  • 00dax

    Your Wish is our Command

  • 00dax

    Your Wish is our Command

  • Paul B

    i think everyone here would find it awesome for spoony to mention paul barber in his next review
    -Paul Barber
    SpoonyOne Fan

  • Paul B

    i think everyone here would find it awesome for spoony to mention paul barber in his next review
    -Paul Barber
    SpoonyOne Fan

  • Purple People eater

    You got my vote come time. I must point out though that these awards, at least the nominations are ridiculous. For instance most of the “Educational” Nominations are effin dumb, and mostly about make-up and fashion, hardly educational. Of course when we have people like Shane Dawson being nominated I guess this is what you expect. Upon closer inspection however, Transformers two did do well in the box office, so I guess I shouldn’t have been shocked. I hate people.

  • Purple People eater

    You got my vote come time. I must point out though that these awards, at least the nominations are ridiculous. For instance most of the “Educational” Nominations are effin dumb, and mostly about make-up and fashion, hardly educational. Of course when we have people like Shane Dawson being nominated I guess this is what you expect. Upon closer inspection however, Transformers two did do well in the box office, so I guess I shouldn’t have been shocked. I hate people.

  • NucleaRaptor

    FUCK YEAR

    Go forth,you Spoony bastards! Spread your faith! IN THE NAME OF THE HOUSE ANTWILER!

  • NucleaRaptor

    FUCK YEAR

    Go forth,you Spoony bastards! Spread your faith! IN THE NAME OF THE HOUSE ANTWILER!

  • Altin

    *Waving Flags*

    GO SPOONY !!!!

  • Altin

    *Waving Flags*

    GO SPOONY !!!!

  • Benbenn

    Spoony 4 PRESIDUNT!

  • Benbenn

    Spoony 4 PRESIDUNT!

  • Esc0bar0ni

    Hah! Like I’d vote foALL GLORY TO SPOONY.

    You’ll win that shit, I’m sure of it.

  • Esc0bar0ni

    Hah! Like I’d vote foALL GLORY TO SPOONY.

    You’ll win that shit, I’m sure of it.

  • diggerjohn111

    The Spoon must win, or we’ll end up with someone who is really annoying winning the “funniest person” and that would suck. The annoying must never be encouraged, they just become more annoying! Vote for Spoony! Because he is not annoying (okay, that lost some momentum, but you get the point!)….All Hail the Spoony One!

  • diggerjohn111

    The Spoon must win, or we’ll end up with someone who is really annoying winning the “funniest person” and that would suck. The annoying must never be encouraged, they just become more annoying! Vote for Spoony! Because he is not annoying (okay, that lost some momentum, but you get the point!)….All Hail the Spoony One!

  • goodtimesfreegrog

    Good job on the votes, and good luck against the competition.

    I’m glad they have a specific category for funniest *person*, because I’m pretty sure Burton could have a fair chance of winning if they extended that to cover robots…

  • goodtimesfreegrog

    Good job on the votes, and good luck against the competition.

    I’m glad they have a specific category for funniest *person*, because I’m pretty sure Burton could have a fair chance of winning if they extended that to cover robots…

  • Goldstubble

    So Spoony, did you win your so-called ‘board games’?

  • Goldstubble

    So Spoony, did you win your so-called ‘board games’?

  • Nathan

    Wish you the best of luck man.

  • Nathan

    Wish you the best of luck man.

  • Brinty

    “Nostalgia Critic for Best Video Series!” Hahahaha, No
    Will back you though.

  • Brinty

    “Nostalgia Critic for Best Video Series!” Hahahaha, No
    Will back you though.

  • megafire

    Cue Insano laugh.

  • megafire

    Cue Insano laugh.

  • SpawnofHastur

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!

    *runs off to vote, with guns firing into the air*

  • SpawnofHastur

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!

    *runs off to vote, with guns firing into the air*

  • http://www.movies-in-a-blender.blogspot.com/ Andrew Michael

    I’m gonna vote for pruane2forever.

  • http://www.movies-in-a-blender.blogspot.com Andrew Michael

    I’m gonna vote for pruane2forever.

  • The Favs

    All the Internet are belong to you Spoony!!

  • The Favs

    All the Internet are belong to you Spoony!!

  • Erik Sandreid

    For science!

  • Erik Sandreid

    For science!

  • Kristian

    The day may come, when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.
    An hour of wolves and shattered templates, when the age of Spoony comes crushing down. But it is not this day, this day we vote! By all you hold dear on this good website, i bid you stand, fans of Spoony! And yes, i took this speech from Lord of the Rings!

    Now CHAAAAAAARGEEEEE!!!

  • Kristian

    The day may come, when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.
    An hour of wolves and shattered templates, when the age of Spoony comes crushing down. But it is not this day, this day we vote! By all you hold dear on this good website, i bid you stand, fans of Spoony! And yes, i took this speech from Lord of the Rings!

    Now CHAAAAAAARGEEEEE!!!

  • Manic Monkey

    Good luck with that. :)

    Do they also have an award for best obsolete media format? Because VHS would totally win that. :D

  • ChibiRico

    Hell yeah! GO SPOONY!

    (You better vote for him, or he’ll come find you and machine gun the hell out of you, yelling WOLVERINNNEEEE)

  • Manic Monkey

    Good luck with that. :)

    Do they also have an award for best obsolete media format? Because VHS would totally win that. :D

  • ChibiRico

    Hell yeah! GO SPOONY!

    (You better vote for him, or he’ll come find you and machine gun the hell out of you, yelling WOLVERINNNEEEE)

  • Apathetic One

    Um, what’s in it for us?

  • Apathetic One

    Um, what’s in it for us?

  • Morgan Freeman

    I have voted for you, Spoony my man, and support you in all your endeavours.

  • Morgan Freeman

    I have voted for you, Spoony my man, and support you in all your endeavours.

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    I agree with Brinty.
    Nostalgia Critic will have to rely on his countless asskissers to get votes. His videos and the whole site have suffered a decline in quality over the last months, so no votes for him (from me).

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    I agree with Brinty.
    Nostalgia Critic will have to rely on his countless asskissers to get votes. His videos and the whole site have suffered a decline in quality over the last months, so no votes for him (from me).

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/f16134 f16134

    And then he’s going to take over the world with the SCIENCE!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/f16134 f16134

    And then he’s going to take over the world with the SCIENCE!!!!

  • Big Bad Olof

    He will rule the world! Drinks for everybody!

  • Big Bad Olof

    He will rule the world! Drinks for everybody!

  • Whoknows

    I’d vote for Spoony..

    But not the NC. Never. No way. Sorry, but that vote is strictly reserved for AVGN. And no, i’m not being a fanboy about it. I like NC and all.

    But Cinemassacre is just overall better production, better charisma, better set, better effort, better coherently held together product on the whole. It really is the best and most well put together internet program than NC who films in front of the same blank wall, the same bare bones production and bad camera and keeps using MS Paint for his more involved effects.

    NC is clever in his rants, but that’s essentially the only well made part of his videos. Nostalgia Critic could do nothing but text reviews and you’d get the same general jist. When all is said and done, AVGN feels like an episodic television show. NC feels like a weblogger sitting in front of a camera and reviewing movies with snarky comments and repeated jokes that rarely amount to more than a graphic flashing up on the screen.

    He’s alright, but Spoony, YOUR videos are better than NC’s. I’d put you, Linkara, and others, including even lesser known personalities like the Happy Video Game Nerd over NC any day of the week.

  • Whoknows

    I’d vote for Spoony..

    But not the NC. Never. No way. Sorry, but that vote is strictly reserved for AVGN. And no, i’m not being a fanboy about it. I like NC and all.

    But Cinemassacre is just overall better production, better charisma, better set, better effort, better coherently held together product on the whole. It really is the best and most well put together internet program than NC who films in front of the same blank wall, the same bare bones production and bad camera and keeps using MS Paint for his more involved effects.

    NC is clever in his rants, but that’s essentially the only well made part of his videos. Nostalgia Critic could do nothing but text reviews and you’d get the same general jist. When all is said and done, AVGN feels like an episodic television show. NC feels like a weblogger sitting in front of a camera and reviewing movies with snarky comments and repeated jokes that rarely amount to more than a graphic flashing up on the screen.

    He’s alright, but Spoony, YOUR videos are better than NC’s. I’d put you, Linkara, and others, including even lesser known personalities like the Happy Video Game Nerd over NC any day of the week.

  • antidark777

    Believe me Spoony, my vote for you is a given

  • antidark777

    Believe me Spoony, my vote for you is a given

  • Damien Bixlan

    SPOONY FOR CANADA’S PRIME MINISTER!!!

    That’s what we’re voting for, huh? I just don’t want Harper to win again.

    Anyway, here goes another vote :)

  • Damien Bixlan

    SPOONY FOR CANADA’S PRIME MINISTER!!!

    That’s what we’re voting for, huh? I just don’t want Harper to win again.

    Anyway, here goes another vote :)

  • http://www.aj-scruffles.co.uk/ Aj Scruffles

    Crikey, Peter Serafinowicz is there. Americans may know him as the voice of Darth Maul and from a few other movies but he’s actually a bit of a comedy heavyweight. Just looked at his site http://www.peterserafinowicz.com/ and it seems he does of a lot of web content – so fair enough and yet, somewhat unfair.

  • http://www.aj-scruffles.co.uk Aj Scruffles

    Crikey, Peter Serafinowicz is there. Americans may know him as the voice of Darth Maul and from a few other movies but he’s actually a bit of a comedy heavyweight. Just looked at his site http://www.peterserafinowicz.com/ and it seems he does of a lot of web content – so fair enough and yet, somewhat unfair.

  • http://thingsihateabouttheworld.blogspot.com/ AdamBomb

    SIR! WILLING TO LAY MY LIFE ON THE LINE FOR THE GLORY OF THE SPOONYONE, SIR!!

  • http://thingsihateabouttheworld.blogspot.com/ AdamBomb

    SIR! WILLING TO LAY MY LIFE ON THE LINE FOR THE GLORY OF THE SPOONYONE, SIR!!

  • Jonhol.96

    FOR THE SPOONYONE

  • Jonhol.96

    FOR THE SPOONYONE

  • bojak90

    FOR SPOONY!!!

    Okay, we’re gonna need some fuel to keep going spoony, that ripper vid or a report on your board game session would give us a boost.

    You’re dealing with some stiff competition (in terms of popularity, not so much quality) but we’ve got your back.

  • bojak90

    FOR SPOONY!!!

    Okay, we’re gonna need some fuel to keep going spoony, that ripper vid or a report on your board game session would give us a boost.

    You’re dealing with some stiff competition (in terms of popularity, not so much quality) but we’ve got your back.

  • diggerjohn111

    Damien,
    We don’t vote for Prime Minister, Parliament does. ALL HAIL SPOONY!

  • diggerjohn111

    Damien,
    We don’t vote for Prime Minister, Parliament does. ALL HAIL SPOONY!

  • Lieutenant Fish

    Here’s hoping that you do better than Shane “Makes-money-on-videos-no-one-in-their-right-mind-would-pay-to-watch” Dawson.

  • Lieutenant Fish

    Here’s hoping that you do better than Shane “Makes-money-on-videos-no-one-in-their-right-mind-would-pay-to-watch” Dawson.

  • Don Dane

    Been voting every day Noah–I really want to see you win this.

    You totally deserve it! =D

    ALL HAIL SPOONY!

  • Don Dane

    Been voting every day Noah–I really want to see you win this.

    You totally deserve it! =D

    ALL HAIL SPOONY!

  • trigger12

    id love to, but…..i would also get a bit scared, what with a certain something related in being the internets punching bag……

  • trigger12

    id love to, but…..i would also get a bit scared, what with a certain something related in being the internets punching bag……

  • Wanderer

    There’s gonna be a problem with the NC votes. As far as I know, James Rolfe asked his fans to vote for him on best Video series, so I see a clash between NC and AVGN fans coming…

  • Wanderer

    There’s gonna be a problem with the NC votes. As far as I know, James Rolfe asked his fans to vote for him on best Video series, so I see a clash between NC and AVGN fans coming…

  • coyoterys

    You need Facebook or Twitter accounts just to vote?! BAH! Sorry Spoony, I love your work, but I’m not signing up for that crap to cast a vote. I’ll support you and spread the word of TSE in my own way.

  • coyoterys

    You need Facebook or Twitter accounts just to vote?! BAH! Sorry Spoony, I love your work, but I’m not signing up for that crap to cast a vote. I’ll support you and spread the word of TSE in my own way.

  • Shadow_Link

    MOVE ZIG MOVE! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!

  • Shadow_Link

    MOVE ZIG MOVE! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!

  • Yeah

    I haven’t heard of any of those people besides Shane Dawson. If you lose out to any of them, I will be dissapointed.

  • Yeah

    I haven’t heard of any of those people besides Shane Dawson. If you lose out to any of them, I will be dissapointed.

  • MeshuggahMan

    Generic Comment* !

  • MeshuggahMan

    Generic Comment* !

  • Mist

    Domination over the internets? OF COURSE!! I wanna see you win spoony…mostly to see you get out of that blaghole.

  • Mist

    Domination over the internets? OF COURSE!! I wanna see you win spoony…mostly to see you get out of that blaghole.

  • DefCut

    Vote for you? Thanks for asking, but no.

  • DefCut

    Vote for you? Thanks for asking, but no.

  • DashXFox

    Hehehe All your base are belong to Spoony. Let the blitzkrieg begin =’D

  • DashXFox

    Hehehe All your base are belong to Spoony. Let the blitzkrieg begin =’D

  • Sitharos

    All hail the Spoony One!

  • Sitharos

    All hail the Spoony One!

  • areoborg

    All Hail Spoony!
    All Hail Spoony!

  • EKS666

    all hail the spoony one!! …but as for best online video series, AVGN is who my vote is for

  • areoborg

    All Hail Spoony!
    All Hail Spoony!

  • EKS666

    all hail the spoony one!! …but as for best online video series, AVGN is who my vote is for

  • FRIG!

    I’ll vote for you, but please make another review soon dude.

  • FRIG!

    I’ll vote for you, but please make another review soon dude.

  • Mattm4

    U got my vote Sir Spoony!

  • Mattm4

    U got my vote Sir Spoony!

  • Rojo

    I’m surprised you actually care about this Spoony, honestly I have never heard of this till you brought it up, and unless you are getting money I don’t really see this as being very useful, unless your going for publicity but even then I don’t think anyone has ever followed this, but whatever.

  • Rojo

    I’m surprised you actually care about this Spoony, honestly I have never heard of this till you brought it up, and unless you are getting money I don’t really see this as being very useful, unless your going for publicity but even then I don’t think anyone has ever followed this, but whatever.

  • wolfen198

    ALL HAIL THE SPOONY ONE!! ILL PUNCH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE SOUL FOR YA!

  • wolfen198

    ALL HAIL THE SPOONY ONE!! ILL PUNCH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE SOUL FOR YA!

  • Olam

    *Fires machinegun maniacally in the air*
    Woooooooooo Spoony!

  • Olam

    *Fires machinegun maniacally in the air*
    Woooooooooo Spoony!

  • Bohemian

    I got everyone in my family to vote!

  • Bohemian

    I got everyone in my family to vote!

  • thehivemind33

    Viva la Experiment!

  • thehivemind33

    Viva la Experiment!

  • Nephilim

    Spoony For President!

  • Nephilim

    Spoony For President!

  • http://www.myspace.com/hovet Tommy

    All hail the spoony one!

  • http://www.myspace.com/hovet Tommy

    All hail the spoony one!

  • Saiser

    Fucking SHANE DAWSON’s coming in fourth? There are that many retarded man-children who find him funny?

    I’m glad that Peter Serafinowicz is coming in second, he’s actually a reasonably funny guy, but we’ve gotta make sure Spoony wins this one. After all, if getting Spoony bragging rights about how he was the funniest Internet person of 2009 isn’t a noble cause, I don’t know what is!

  • Saiser

    Fucking SHANE DAWSON’s coming in fourth? There are that many retarded man-children who find him funny?

    I’m glad that Peter Serafinowicz is coming in second, he’s actually a reasonably funny guy, but we’ve gotta make sure Spoony wins this one. After all, if getting Spoony bragging rights about how he was the funniest Internet person of 2009 isn’t a noble cause, I don’t know what is!

  • http://www.dimipapa.com/ Dimitrios

    they will award you or die, my master

  • http://www.dimipapa.com Dimitrios

    they will award you or die, my master

  • gman

    Make some more reviews, and maybe you’ll get some votes, dude. Most people don’t like coming here every day seeing “Back in my day, movies were…”

  • gman

    Make some more reviews, and maybe you’ll get some votes, dude. Most people don’t like coming here every day seeing “Back in my day, movies were…”

  • Locust breast

    We are not your personal army, fuck you

  • Locust breast

    We are not your personal army, fuck you

  • Manic Monkey

    @gman
    Back in my day people didn’t bitch about people talking about how back in their day stuff used to be different. :P

    @Locust breast
    Thats why you should read the small print. Sometimes if you don’t you end up being drafted into someone’s personal this or their underground that and so on and so forth. :P

  • Manic Monkey

    @gman
    Back in my day people didn’t bitch about people talking about how back in their day stuff used to be different. :P

    @Locust breast
    Thats why you should read the small print. Sometimes if you don’t you end up being drafted into someone’s personal this or their underground that and so on and so forth. :P

  • Trekkie313

    How the hell did Billy Ray Cyrus end up being most inspirational?

  • Trekkie313

    How the hell did Billy Ray Cyrus end up being most inspirational?

  • Pankey

    LONG LIVE THE EXPERIMENT!

  • Pankey

    LONG LIVE THE EXPERIMENT!

  • Deimos1984rd

    All hail the Spoony one

  • Deimos1984rd

    All hail the Spoony one

  • Saturn

    Yay Spoony!!! I’ll certainly vote for you!

    But you gotta come up with a better name for your army, man. I just can’t march proudly in “The Spoony Army”.

  • Saturn

    Yay Spoony!!! I’ll certainly vote for you!

    But you gotta come up with a better name for your army, man. I just can’t march proudly in “The Spoony Army”.

  • booshwa

    Spoony! Spoony! Spoony! Long Live Spoony!

  • booshwa

    Spoony! Spoony! Spoony! Long Live Spoony!

  • http://strideo.blogspot.com/ Strideo

    I need to be on Facebook or Twitter to vote?

    Screw that.

  • http://strideo.blogspot.com/ Strideo

    I need to be on Facebook or Twitter to vote?

    Screw that.

  • Anonymous

    BLOOD AND SOULS FOR THE SPOONY ONE! BLOOD AND…

    What?
    Vote? By clicking? But what am I gonna do with all these…
    Ok, sure, if you _prefer_ mouseclicks. *sigh*
    *click*

  • PontifexPrimus

    BLOOD AND SOULS FOR THE SPOONY ONE! BLOOD AND…

    What?
    Vote? By clicking? But what am I gonna do with all these…
    Ok, sure, if you _prefer_ mouseclicks. *sigh*
    *click*

  • Altoman5

    Cool! I’ll just keep on voting.

  • Altoman5

    Cool! I’ll just keep on voting.

  • Poipoi

    I’ll be rooting for you, Spoony!

  • Poipoi

    I’ll be rooting for you, Spoony!

  • Yeah

    i gave you my funniest person to follow vote. but i gave best series to the Nerd.

  • Yeah

    i gave you my funniest person to follow vote. but i gave best series to the Nerd.

  • Fleacy

    …And I thought twitter was useless.

  • Fleacy

    …And I thought twitter was useless.

  • Slatefield

    I’d say Spoony for President, but his alter ego Dr. Insano already is.

    So I’ll just say “Spoony for Hegemon!”

  • Slatefield

    I’d say Spoony for President, but his alter ego Dr. Insano already is.

    So I’ll just say “Spoony for Hegemon!”

  • Dr. Righteous

    All your internets are belong to Spoony!

  • Dr. Righteous

    All your internets are belong to Spoony!

  • Taku Welteel

    WOLVERINES!

  • Taku Welteel

    WOLVERINES!

  • http://random-ninja-attack.blogspot.com/ the Random Ninja 5

    As always The SpoonyOne has the loyalty and support of the Random Ninja Corps.

    I know you will be numero uno funnyman!

    Go, Spoon, GO!

  • http://random-ninja-attack.blogspot.com/ the Random Ninja 5

    As always The SpoonyOne has the loyalty and support of the Random Ninja Corps.

    I know you will be numero uno funnyman!

    Go, Spoon, GO!

  • ThePotatoKing

    Does that mean Spoony’s fans should be known as ‘Spooners’?

    Actually, never mind….

  • ThePotatoKing

    Does that mean Spoony’s fans should be known as ‘Spooners’?

    Actually, never mind….

  • Redbob86

    @whoknows

    What? So you admit that the Nostalgia Critic’s videos are clever and witty, but you refuse to vote for him because he doesn’t have pretty pictures like the Nerd?

    I like them both, but I’m voting for the Critic for the same reasons you said I shouldn’t. The nerd may have nice editing skills, but his routine has always consisted of making as many poop jokes as possible. He’s a funny guy, but he’s been saying “I’d rather eat diarhea from a dog’s asshole!” since 2006, it’s getting old.

  • Redbob86

    @whoknows

    What? So you admit that the Nostalgia Critic’s videos are clever and witty, but you refuse to vote for him because he doesn’t have pretty pictures like the Nerd?

    I like them both, but I’m voting for the Critic for the same reasons you said I shouldn’t. The nerd may have nice editing skills, but his routine has always consisted of making as many poop jokes as possible. He’s a funny guy, but he’s been saying “I’d rather eat diarhea from a dog’s asshole!” since 2006, it’s getting old.

  • Rollsk

    LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS OF SPOONY!

  • Rollsk

    LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS OF SPOONY!

  • Lancell

    Its sad that this stupid award has to be run trough facebook and twitter. Not a member of anyone of them and I think it was a bad choice that they had to be run trough them like everyone should be a part of them, and I re-he-eally hated twitter ever since I first heard that stupid name… ‘twitter” *shivers*

  • Lancell

    Its sad that this stupid award has to be run trough facebook and twitter. Not a member of anyone of them and I think it was a bad choice that they had to be run trough them like everyone should be a part of them, and I re-he-eally hated twitter ever since I first heard that stupid name… ‘twitter” *shivers*

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