God damn good rebuttal. This needs to become an annual tradition, not so much roasting Spoony but all of those at TGWTG. By the way “roasting Spoony” made me extra hungry for spoon roast on the grill.

Listen here, ya scrawny fuck, at least we enjoy your shit enough to take the fuckin’ time, as opposed to the three thousand other slack ass fuckwits who watch your shit.

No, but in all seriousness, Spoony, thank you for responding, thank you for ripping us a new one. This was an excellent video and my wife and I laughed our asses off. Hit us up in the Rebuttal thread. Also, I’m gonna be reposting Covenant’s, except without the music in which I fucked him over. I still don’t know what happened.

ICE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

hey man i know how you feel.

No FF8 fans could get close to you we would destroy them!

No FF8 fans could get close to you we would destroy them!

that was pretty funny. :D i can’t wait for my violent death by the hands of spoony. I’m glad you have a passion for this. i do enjoy watching your vids and i try not to be a bitch when they don’t come up when i want. but i hope you keep doing this for a long time to come.

yes, i also enjoyed the roast *hides knife and whispers* He knows of my plan!

yes, i also enjoyed the roast *hides knife and whispers* He knows of my plan!

damn i didn’t think the roast was that funny and spoony straight up owned them.

good one ^_^ i less then three you spoony and if your going to meet your death at any ones hands it will be your fan girls. :p

good one ^_^ i less then three you spoony and if your going to meet your death at any ones hands it will be your fan girls. :p

Where’s the Ripper?

Spoony, all I have to say.

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Spoony, all I have to say.

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Nice vid. You’ve actually inspired me to do a couple of things. Like ignore the everyday a-holes we all have to deal with. Now to be serious, you have inspired me to try my own hand at this kinda stuff. The sad thing being that I have no equipment to do videos with.

You seem to be very upset here but, somehow, you still manage to look calm and friendly. I don’t know how you are able to do that. I would be mad.

You seem to be very upset here but, somehow, you still manage to look calm and friendly. I don’t know how you are able to do that. I would be mad.

Amongst the TGWTG team, you’re my favorite reviewer. Me and my boyfriend are glad we met you here.

You’re much more likely to be killed by twilight fans. You can’t get your throat slit with a music video

You’re much more likely to be killed by twilight fans. You can’t get your throat slit with a music video

You fucking feltchmonger! Now I feel bad for not ripping on YOUR appearance, Oh Spoony One! I may have birds on my chest, but at least it doesn’t look like I wash my hair with fucking OLIVE OIL.

Seriously, thank you for taking the time to do a rebuttal. My boyfriend and I laughed and “Ooohhhed” at the burns. You rock, and we are equally touched by..you being touched by us. :) Keep it up.

Oh god, i enjoyed it so much. Kudos to the people that did the roast, it was amazing! (Not really, but i promised myself i would be polite :P)

And Spoony, you know what? I ended up buying “Break Me”, since it is so stuck in my mind thanks to you. Why you do this? Have a good one!

Oh god, i enjoyed it so much. Kudos to the people that did the roast, it was amazing! (Not really, but i promised myself i would be polite :P)

And Spoony, you know what? I ended up buying “Break Me”, since it is so stuck in my mind thanks to you. Why you do this? Have a good one!

Awesome rebuttal! I thought the roast was a bit tame myself (I thought Bennet was the only one to really rip into you) but you showed them how it should be done!

Next time though? Well, there won’t be a next time cause they’ll be too chicken shit to cross you again after this! If you’re still here for another three years, Spoony One, then by Zardoz I’ll be watching.

Best rebuttal EVER! I actually envy those guys for being ripped a new one…lol!

Best rebuttal EVER! I actually envy those guys for being ripped a new one…lol!

Spoony knows how to do a roast! Damn, you really hit them back hard!

damn that burn is going to last forever on those guys spoony. that was fucking awesome

damn that burn is going to last forever on those guys spoony. that was fucking awesome

At least all those the Spoony one insulted for paying tribute to him can revel in the fact that he’s sporting a rather lavish stubbly double-chin. But in his defense, if anyone ever sees a pic of me with my goatee shaved, I literally have no chin. and i also think the bird tats above the boobies were pretty…

But regardless, thank you Spoony! For keeping your public entertained! And for enduring our horrible grammar and run-on sentences in your forums… You are truly a man among men, a legend among drunken nerds… a messiah, if you will, of us most bottom-feeding, crustily sycophantic dirty wretches… I salute you!!! and hope for nothing but the best in your eventual rise to omniscient godhood! Cartaggia, eat your heart out!! btw, I’m also Dr. Insano’s retarded half-cousin, Cliff!!!!

Please be like this more, I love your sarcasm and cynicism. It really did surprise me to see you this aggressive but man, this was a nice change! I’m a great fan of yours, hope you continue making what you do best.

Best regards

Miryr

P.S. On reading this I kinda see that it could be interpreted as sarcasm, quite the contrary I’m being serious.

Please be like this more, I love your sarcasm and cynicism. It really did surprise me to see you this aggressive but man, this was a nice change! I’m a great fan of yours, hope you continue making what you do best.

Best regards

Miryr

P.S. On reading this I kinda see that it could be interpreted as sarcasm, quite the contrary I’m being serious.

Your snarkiness is god among kings sir…
Another three years and you’ll be ripped again sir, and there will be blood… maybe… I think

The roast hardly made me laugh, but I sat through it anyway because I was so impressed by what some fans of Spoony had put together on their own time and put such effort and collaboration into. Even the Necro Critic, who even though he may have been really damn unfunny, was still clearly trying. And, it must be said, it’s not like they had the easiest of tasks, finding fault with Spoony is hardly as easy as mocking Shatner’s acting… this rebuttal really made me bust a gut, almost like the entire roast was some sort of elaborate build up to the hilarious joke that is this rebuttal. Hooray for everyone involved.

And, as sort of a “Spoony’s 3rd Year” resolution, I’m going to keep on clicking on those banner ads in the hope that you’ll make a little bit more income for the free entertainment you provide us, so that you may construct additional bookcases.

The roast hardly made me laugh, but I sat through it anyway because I was so impressed by what some fans of Spoony had put together on their own time and put such effort and collaboration into. Even the Necro Critic, who even though he may have been really damn unfunny, was still clearly trying. And, it must be said, it’s not like they had the easiest of tasks, finding fault with Spoony is hardly as easy as mocking Shatner’s acting… this rebuttal really made me bust a gut, almost like the entire roast was some sort of elaborate build up to the hilarious joke that is this rebuttal. Hooray for everyone involved.

And, as sort of a “Spoony’s 3rd Year” resolution, I’m going to keep on clicking on those banner ads in the hope that you’ll make a little bit more income for the free entertainment you provide us, so that you may construct additional bookcases.

Don’t worry, if and when the Final Fantasy Fanboys come for you, just toss them a Cloud/Sepiroth slashfic and shoot them all in the head when they are distracted.

You’d be doing everyone a great favor.

HAHAHAHA

We love you, Spoony<3

God Damn…

Well done sir… Well Done…

Those bastards need some saline after those burns…

HAHAHAHA

We love you, Spoony<3

Ads? What ads? I GOT ADBLOCK BITCH!

Ads? What ads? I GOT ADBLOCK BITCH!

Ah Spoony, your rebuttal skills are nearly as awe inspiring as it was in Jr & Sr High School. Let’s admit though, the folks who were kind enough to put that roast video together were far more entertaining opponents than most of the idiots we went to school with =P. Speaking of which, I’m trying to conjure up some footage from some of us old school friends to post an encore with better background of The Spoony One.

I might have come late into the game, being a year and a half ago, but your videos have always been a great highlight in the week. Your stuff is fantastic, I mean who else has the balls to call out both the Transformers movies and Final Fantasy on their levels of shitty-ness, at the same time.

Glad to hear you’re still going strong after three years and I hope you stay on for many more. Looking forward to see what else those Hung Kong bootleggers have in store for you.

I might have come late into the game, being a year and a half ago, but your videos have always been a great highlight in the week. Your stuff is fantastic, I mean who else has the balls to call out both the Transformers movies and Final Fantasy on their levels of shitty-ness, at the same time.

Glad to hear you’re still going strong after three years and I hope you stay on for many more. Looking forward to see what else those Hung Kong bootleggers have in store for you.

god damn Spoony knows how to diss it out. He’s a fucking animal, no but those critics got nothing on you their just a bunch of jealous pricks.

And bam the 2012 review is forgotten. That was hilarious, and I hope the people you just destroyed don’t decide to hunt you down and sacrifice ya to the gods of the interent. Well, wish you luck with the next three years. And the three after that. And the three after that…

And bam the 2012 review is forgotten. That was hilarious, and I hope the people you just destroyed don’t decide to hunt you down and sacrifice ya to the gods of the interent. Well, wish you luck with the next three years. And the three after that. And the three after that…

//You fucking feltchmonger! Now I feel bad for not ripping on YOUR appearance, Oh Spoony One! I may have birds on my chest, but at least it doesn’t look like I wash my hair with fucking OLIVE OIL.//

If it helps, I think you weren’t bad looking :P

The Spoony Experiment has got the be the prime example of a love/hate relationship XD We bash him and he bases us for bashing him, but all around we all love each other. This site is the closest thing to a dysfunctional family as you can get without anyone being related by blood :D

//If it helps, I think you weren’t bad looking :P//

If it helps, i don’t think you were bad looking…am I saying it right? I can’t speak properly today and now I can’t say phrases right on the god damn internet :

Since I’m wasting a post, I’ll add that Spoony is an awesome man. Us freeloaders love you to death man, and as much as everyone’s fired a shot at you, the love is twice as much.

//If it helps, I think you weren’t bad looking :P//

If it helps, i don’t think you were bad looking…am I saying it right? I can’t speak properly today and now I can’t say phrases right on the god damn internet :\

Since I’m wasting a post, I’ll add that Spoony is an awesome man. Us freeloaders love you to death man, and as much as everyone’s fired a shot at you, the love is twice as much.

Mr. Antwiler, look.

To us, you’re the messiah of the internet. Ok, that’s taking it WAAAAAYY too far, but the point is that we all think that you’re an enjoyable person on the internet. You’re certainly more coherent than any given myspace blog (see what I did there *wink* *wink*). With all seriousness, ALL HAIL THE SPOONY ONE!

now that’s a roast, take notes.

now that’s a roast, take notes.

My hair is funny? MY hair is funny? Look who’s talking, Dino. Hate to tell you buddy, but your hair went out of style in the 1950′s.

Oh, you want some bad movies, huh? Fine, but first, I gotta ask: HOW DID YOU LIKE SLEEPWALKERS, YOU FREAK!?

btw. the necro critic needs to contact me…. kyllok@darkfuneral.zzn.com

btw. the necro critic needs to contact me…. kyllok@darkfuneral.zzn.com

I’m curious, approximately how much money does one make per ad-click?

The Roast left such an awful aftertaste with me that I listened to Spoony’s great Rebuttal twice in a row. Watching awkward and unfunny people bitch about my idol Spoony, even if they didn’t mean one word, is not my idea of good entertainment. Although I’m sure they’ve already received their fair share of flak for their video, so I won’t go on.

Also if I hear “But seriously…” one more time I will scream.

The roast was not funny but this was. I watch most of the people on TGWTG plus the Nerd and The Cinema Snob( which you introduced me to). Your videos are often high quality and in order to keep that quality I don’t mind it taking the time that it does to produce such high quality snark. A happy three years may we have many more.
I would make a MST3K reference but im not going to. Push the button Frank. Wait! Damn!

The Roast left such an awful aftertaste with me that I listened to Spoony’s great Rebuttal twice in a row. Watching awkward and unfunny people bitch about my idol Spoony, even if they didn’t mean one word, is not my idea of good entertainment. Although I’m sure they’ve already received their fair share of flak for their video, so I won’t go on.

Also if I hear “But seriously…” one more time I will scream.

@ captain smack-pigeon

-laughs- Its okay, I understood the first time :)

It’s true, this is like a non blood related family. And to be fair, I don’t really think Noah actually bathes in Olive Oil.

@ captain smack-pigeon

-laughs- Its okay, I understood the first time :)

It’s true, this is like a non blood related family. And to be fair, I don’t really think Noah actually bathes in Olive Oil.

Well Spooney, you big nosed fucker, I love you like a brother man. You are my fave critic amongst everyone (Ex. NC, AVGN, Ernest and Ebert) and I honestly hope you stay. I would be heart broken if you left.

//-laughs- Its okay, I understood the first time :)

It’s true, this is like a non blood related family. And to be fair, I don’t really think Noah actually bathes in Olive Oil.//

yay, I’m still coherent :D (*eye brow wiggles to PushingUpRoses* >:3)

I don’t think the man bathes, or is secretly part Italian/Russian and is hiding it somehow <.<

//-laughs- Its okay, I understood the first time :)

It’s true, this is like a non blood related family. And to be fair, I don’t really think Noah actually bathes in Olive Oil.//

yay, I’m still coherent :D (*eye brow wiggles to PushingUpRoses* >:3)

I don’t think the man bathes, or is secretly part Italian/Russian and is hiding it somehow <.<

@Kurtis

I’m sorry, why do I need to contact you?

Do you promise to arch your back each time I click an ad? Have you started yet?

Aww, more touching than a weekend at Uncle Jerry’s house. Wocka wocka wocka!

I think that’s the reason why he did not say here. Creepy stalker mabye?

Do you promise to arch your back each time I click an ad? Have you started yet?

I think that’s the reason why he did not say here. Creepy stalker mabye?

Holy shit.

I have never heard someone go to town on a bunch of nerds before without a hint of mercy.

That was fucking incredible.

Bless you, Spoony.

Omfg I near pissed myself laughing when he mocked Necro’s list and called him an albino shit. x3

we are all a bunch of fool’s. We are wasting our lives here.

Omfg I near pissed myself laughing when he mocked Necro’s list and called him an albino shit. x3

I daww’d at the end of the video.

I daww’d at the end of the video.

That was funnier than the actual roast…awesome. I literally LOL’d at this.

In all seriousness, thanks for the work Spoony. This site is listed in my favs, and I’m here everyday checking for new material. I’m not sure if you’ll ever read this, but hey, I’m not paying for this shit either. ;-)

This site will probably go on for three more years but only to have Noah scare the shit out of me by saying the site is going down and what not.

This site will probably go on for three more years but only to have Noah scare the shit out of me by saying the site is going down and what not.

Lets hope in three more years he does not scare the shit out of me by saying the site is going down.

We love you to Spoony!
And that video was hilarious.

I would make video about u spoony but im not a nerd lol plus i ♥love♥ his videos and hope for him to keep up good work and i may someday donate for u lol

but 4 now all i upload is game-plays through you tube but w/e

but as for a “professional” lol lets don’t go there

We love you to Spoony!
And that video was hilarious.

lol damn Spoony you tore them apart. Well played sir.

lol damn Spoony you tore them apart. Well played sir.

Wooooooooooooow, Spoony you were on fire, hahaha.

In true Roast fashion, the roastee totally owns everyone at the end.

Fucking fantastic.

In true Roast fashion, the roastee totally owns everyone at the end.

Fucking fantastic.

The mutual roasting is hilarious :)

Awww…we heart you too spoony lol. Loved the rebuttal (especially the part about the necro critic), and may the spoonyexperiment see at least three more years of sucess!

Awww…we heart you too spoony lol. Loved the rebuttal (especially the part about the necro critic), and may the spoonyexperiment see at least three more years of sucess!

Hot damn, makes me glad that I click ads and run videos in the BG all the time to get Spoonster some funds. I mean, I don’t want to die and no one wants Spoony’s bro to lose his OTHER kidney.

I would say: “And let’s have three more” years, but I want more years than that. Many, many more. Keep on keepin’ on, Spoony. <3

Spoony’s head is getting bigger! :D

Spoony’s head is getting bigger! :D

Well done, sir.

That chick with the glasses was hawt.

That chick with the glasses was hawt.

Holy shit.

The rebuttal was so off-the-fucking-hook awesome that it actually made it worth watching all of those unfunny fucks stumble through their lines. Take lessons from the master himself,kids. You don’t get much more owned than that.

Spoony,I’ve said it before,and I’ll say it again – you are the God Tier of internet reviewers,a true bro,a scholar and a gentleman. Here’s to three more years of snark. =)

Ouch, while that was pretty funny the comment about the girl with the tats was harsh. All in all though, well played sir, well played.

Ouch, while that was pretty funny the comment about the girl with the tats was harsh. All in all though, well played sir, well played.

HUMOROUS.

its like beating up a bunch of retarded kids at dodgeball. Surprised that no one made fun of your Robert Langdon haircut from the Da Vinci Code

its like beating up a bunch of retarded kids at dodgeball. Surprised that no one made fun of your Robert Langdon haircut from the Da Vinci Code

Even though I haven’t been with you since the bheggining, and even though I sometimes disagree with your reviews, you are one of the funniest dudes around Spoony. Lets hope for another three years of comedic genius and nerdy epicness!

I clicked every ad you got.
Your welcome.

I clicked every ad you got.
Your welcome.

anyone else not able to load this video either? hmm

I may have only been a fan of yours for the past year Spoony, but with your style of comedic talent, well, you have truly made it feel like 3 years man. Seriously dude, keep up the excellent work. You are truly one of the funniest people on the internet, and you deserve each and every blessing that comes your way. We are all behind you man, but, word to the wise, you try to come after us as you said, I won’t hesitate to pull an Ash and take a twelve-gauge to your sorry carcass. Wish you all the best man.

I may have only been a fan of yours for the past year Spoony, but with your style of comedic talent, well, you have truly made it feel like 3 years man. Seriously dude, keep up the excellent work. You are truly one of the funniest people on the internet, and you deserve each and every blessing that comes your way. We are all behind you man, but, word to the wise, you try to come after us as you said, I won’t hesitate to pull an Ash and take a twelve-gauge to your sorry carcass. Wish you all the best man.

Awesome rebuttal Spoony. It is such a startling difference between their “comedic” delivery and yours-but at least they made this 3 yr anniversary mean something a bit more. :) Hope to keep watching more reviews and let’s play videos for several more years to come. And btw, your an attractive man I have no idea what the necro critic was talking about with the nose thing lol.

Brilliant Spoony, just brilliant.

Really, I lol’d. :D

Brilliant Spoony, just brilliant.

Really, I lol’d. :D

“Ouch, while that was pretty funny the comment about the girl with the tats was harsh. All in all though, well played sir, well played.”

Well, I would be that girl, and to be honest, I expected it and know that Spoony is not being serious. I highly doubt he thinks I am some hideous hunchback. ( I am a gorgeous hunchback). :)

hahahahaha and in the end i suppose Spoony did indeed get the last laugh. It’s been quite a ride Noah, but your awesome and your fan base obviously adores you. Keep up the good work man, and here’s to another 3 years of the Spoony experiment :D!

hahahahaha and in the end i suppose Spoony did indeed get the last laugh. It’s been quite a ride Noah, but your awesome and your fan base obviously adores you. Keep up the good work man, and here’s to another 3 years of the Spoony experiment :D!

Great vid Spoony!

1:35

This is very true.

1:35

This is very true.

I don’t know how roasts work, but Spoony fucking obliterated them.

What can I say? I could’nt ask for more! :D

Awesome, I hope you’ll enjoy your fourth year. My first year on this site has been great! And I hope that I’ll be one of the funny guys on the forums one day ;)

What can I say? I could’nt ask for more! :D

Awesome, I hope you’ll enjoy your fourth year. My first year on this site has been great! And I hope that I’ll be one of the funny guys on the forums one day ;)

Spoony just won the internets

Wow… nice rebuttal. And Maksim, this is how roasts work; at the end the roastee gets up and bashes down everyone who just tried to burn him.

As great as this was, Spoony (and it was great), it still doesn’t compare to William Shatner’s immortal words at the end of his roast:

“I look around at all of you around me, and I have to wonder… who the hell are all of you?”

Anyways, Spoony, you’ll probably never read this, but I’ll keep watching and laughing as long as you keep making videos. I’m looking forward to another 3 years and more.

Wow… nice rebuttal. And Maksim, this is how roasts work; at the end the roastee gets up and bashes down everyone who just tried to burn him.

As great as this was, Spoony (and it was great), it still doesn’t compare to William Shatner’s immortal words at the end of his roast:

“I look around at all of you around me, and I have to wonder… who the hell are all of you?”

Anyways, Spoony, you’ll probably never read this, but I’ll keep watching and laughing as long as you keep making videos. I’m looking forward to another 3 years and more.

HEADSHOT!

I have to say – much like a lot of other people have said – the roast itself wasn’t that funny, although I found the thought behind the endeavor to be very sweet (and PushingUpRoses? you’re adorable – *telephone gesture* call me!). Still, I remembered thinking to myself that Noah would definitely be handing some asses to some muhfuckers when he got around to it. lol

I wasn’t around at the *very* beginning, but I did stumble upon Noah’s stuff during the YouTube days and I’m still so happy to have a chap like him around. It’s not every day that there’s a site where there’s not one thing I don’t like. All sorts of awesome reviews and recaps and Let’s Plays and all sorts of goodies. Every time I see Noah announce on his Twitter that he’s got something new up, I have a little internal geeky squee of joy. I think that’s the one reason I dig him so much — he doesn’t just review and recap or do Let’s Plays, he puts his own stamp on the thing with a level of creativity and ingenuity that you don’t see out of a lot of reviewers. He’s not as heavy with the gross-out humor as AVGN and isn’t as cartoony as Nostalgia Critic, but he still very much speaks to the nerd in everybody.

In short, I loe you, too, Noah. :) <3

PS: Free-loading fart pirates = LOL!

I have to say – much like a lot of other people have said – the roast itself wasn’t that funny, although I found the thought behind the endeavor to be very sweet (and PushingUpRoses? you’re adorable – *telephone gesture* call me!). Still, I remembered thinking to myself that Noah would definitely be handing some asses to some muhfuckers when he got around to it. lol

I wasn’t around at the *very* beginning, but I did stumble upon Noah’s stuff during the YouTube days and I’m still so happy to have a chap like him around. It’s not every day that there’s a site where there’s not one thing I don’t like. All sorts of awesome reviews and recaps and Let’s Plays and all sorts of goodies. Every time I see Noah announce on his Twitter that he’s got something new up, I have a little internal geeky squee of joy. I think that’s the one reason I dig him so much — he doesn’t just review and recap or do Let’s Plays, he puts his own stamp on the thing with a level of creativity and ingenuity that you don’t see out of a lot of reviewers. He’s not as heavy with the gross-out humor as AVGN and isn’t as cartoony as Nostalgia Critic, but he still very much speaks to the nerd in everybody.

In short, I loe you, too, Noah. :) <3

PS: Free-loading fart pirates = LOL!

Good show Spoony. Way to take it like a man and give it right back. Here’s to another few years… Until you get sick of all of us Free-loading fart pirates.

This was several times more funny that actual congrats vid:)
I really enjoyed those 3 years of pissing off fanboys, crazy make-my-video shit and other “let’s play”:D
So, like… when is Final Fantasy X review coming?

This was several times more funny that actual congrats vid:)
I really enjoyed those 3 years of pissing off fanboys, crazy make-my-video shit and other “let’s play”:D
So, like… when is Final Fantasy X review coming?

until 3:36n or so i was sjhoked? seriosly. I thought you were on coke or another drug that makes one angry and mad…
i really thougt you didnt understand the fanvideos as a tribute and understood it as a serios rant..
but in the end it was funny (but a few thing ((albinoshit)) were a bit too much )

God damn it Spoony, now that’s how you do a roast. You just showed us why those twits who put that joke of a roast together are amateur nobddies and why, you, are THE BEST reviewer on the Internet.

That being said, it’s not like you’re fucking invincible, I mean, this roast could’ve been so fucking hilarious, if only these people had the balls to really cut you to pieces. Of course not for real, but come on, you’re a poor 28 year-old man-child leeching off your brother and girlfriend with no real job and pudgy frame. Seriously, its like these people were less interested in making a roast, and more interested in sucking your cock. I was gonna write this on the other thread with the roast vid, but apparently your mates got too piss-upset over the bashing they were receiving.

I hope these guys try again next year, and actually focus on chopping bits off you, whether than place you on the fucking pedestal. Granted you are a God, but even God isn’t perfect. Congratulations on 3 years of hard, hilarious work, and I look forward to watching many more years of your work.

Though, like, get a real job, seriously. XD

God damn it Spoony, now that’s how you do a roast. You just showed us why those twits who put that joke of a roast together are amateur nobddies and why, you, are THE BEST reviewer on the Internet.

That being said, it’s not like you’re fucking invincible, I mean, this roast could’ve been so fucking hilarious, if only these people had the balls to really cut you to pieces. Of course not for real, but come on, you’re a poor 28 year-old man-child leeching off your brother and girlfriend with no real job and pudgy frame. Seriously, its like these people were less interested in making a roast, and more interested in sucking your cock. I was gonna write this on the other thread with the roast vid, but apparently your mates got too piss-upset over the bashing they were receiving.

I hope these guys try again next year, and actually focus on chopping bits off you, whether than place you on the fucking pedestal. Granted you are a God, but even God isn’t perfect. Congratulations on 3 years of hard, hilarious work, and I look forward to watching many more years of your work.

Though, like, get a real job, seriously. XD

I’d hope your fans aren’t as lame/shrill/boring as those fucktards who spliced together that roast, I know I’m not.

We love you for real Spoony! Us TRUE fans! Lead us to victory with your Snark!

I’ll shine your boots, carry your weapon, backrub perhaps?

Best Roast Rebuttal ever. :)

Domasi: “until 3:36n or so i was sjhoked? seriosly. I thought you were on coke or another drug that makes one angry and mad…
i really thougt you didnt understand the fanvideos as a tribute and understood it as a serios rant..
but in the end it was funny (but a few thing ((albinoshit)) were a bit too much )”

You know he wouldn’t have posted them on his website if he didn’t understand them, right?

OH SNAP! Spoony’s roasting the roasters. Nice! The roast is now complete.

OH SNAP! Spoony’s roasting the roasters. Nice! The roast is now complete.

Hey great video spoony i was laughing so hard the whole time.We love you spoony we all do take care and God bless

“But now that we know the score, be ready… Oh be ready. Especially you front page commenting fantards who wouldn’t put forth an honest effort for anything in your empty pathetic lives. Seriously, stop gargling Spoony’s shorn nutsack, sign up for the forums, and maybe you too can be mocked for not being nearly as awesome as Spoony.”

Even after Spoony said how touched he was, we STILL get stupid fucking douchenuggets on the home page.

“I’d hope your fans aren’t as lame/shrill/boring as those fucktards who spliced together that roast, I know I’m not.”

Case in point.

Spoony…

You nailed it!

Arf!

A prime example of why Spoony is so good.

Oh boo fuckity hoo, i don’t have A bookshelf. A bookshelf. And I don’t just have like one or two Bret Easton Ellis novels and a couple of Batman comics, maybe ONE of the Lord of the Rings books. NO. I have a fucking library of books, graphic novels, comics, manga, porn, comic porn, porn I can’t even read (then again, who READS porn), so fuck you and your fucking Spoony face, you fucking big nosed whiney fuck!

… lol, just kidding. =P

I love ya. Seriously, who could diss you? You’re awesome to the max.

I wish you many years of success and many more book shelves in your life.

Boy that was brutal..i hope they took it like nerds..hehe.
Way to go Spoony!
If i ever win the lottery, you will be in line for a big donation! ;)

“You’re awesome to the max.” Sounds like an impression of 90s kid. lol

Wow…now THAT is how you roast! BROOTALLL!!!

Oh god! Spoony is an asshole!

Spoony wins

It really is too hard to take the piss out of the SpoonyOne.

But you where a little on the brutal side…Only a tad.

Dude, you where BROOTAL. That’s why I love you. =D

you know what ? watching that hour-long awkward boring thing has been completely PAYED OFF ! oh, yeah

Extremely funny. Especially since the roast of you was seriously hacky. They tried their best and lost big time to the master. Thanx for providing me with lots and lots of free, excellent humour. I love your Let’s Play’s and your reviews. I even enjoy your rambling video logs to some extent.
Keep it up and I’ll keep voting for you in any awards-thingy there is.

Good morning Spoony and fellow Spooners.

Note to self: don’t ever get into a pissing-contest with Spoony. He will piss through your SOUL.

You rock Spoon man !!!

You are the best :D !

Congrats!!!

You show them how it’s done!

I find your comments upsetting :(

Spoony wins. FLAWLESS VICTORY!

man, Spoony got it good xD
Note: never make a video about Spoony lmao

God, the Necro Critic talks so slow I had to set frame skip to high.

By the way, why do these people bother? You don’t like Spoony and his jokes, just get the hell out of here. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time? Goddamn creepy ass nerds.

FATALITY xD

don’t ever fuck with spoony ;p

Well…shit. You made a delicious roast out of the roasters in 5 minutes. I think I’ll have to go change my pants now.

Nawww, we love you too Noah!

Really, Im glad that you have been able to make it this far, and like you said;
“[modestly] live your dream”

Congrats for winning at life.

Well done, and keep the content comming!

Completely. Awesome.

Spoony wins!

Roastality!

Flawless Victory!

Spoony wins!

Roastality!

Flawless Victory!

Ouch. Harsh words even though you’re joking. The roast was boring and unfunny, this wasn’t. You rule Spoony. I never click on ads but i’ll do it for you.

That was frigging hilarious. But at the same time this whole roast thing is awfully awkward. I know think lower of you all who participated. Even though you pwned the roast beef and left nothing but scorched earth Spoony, I dislike flaming in general.

As member of the retarded kids dodgeball team I find this hiariously offensive.

Damn Spoony… Ouch… Just… Damn…

That was the best Roast Rebuttle ever!

Fucking epic!

Now see, Noah’s Luis Guzman joke made me laugh, unlike the people who tried to make fun of Spoony. That gimmicky Necro Critic for example, was plain insufferable. If talking like a zombie was your main asset, I wouldn’t even bother. And even if Spoony deserves to be ridiculed, it just doesn’t work with these witless, uncharismatic bloggers.

you fucking torched their ass’!… i was honestly crying with laughter. i used to admire your genius as a critic, but now i’m just fucking JEALOUS of your obvious master class burn-ology. <— (yeah, i made up a word for it)

Best reaction to a roast since Andy Dick useing Pamela Anderson’s breasts as lasers.

Ok, yha, not a high bar, but the roast video barely passed over that, so I say its all good.

Congrats Spoony, keep up the fine work :)

Will be clicking on some ads now!

Been a fan since at least Phantasmagoria started, but haven’t really posted anything yet. It’s a sad state of life that the people who are quite happy with what you’re doing are also the quietest.

Guess it’s time to break the silence. I watch all your videos religiously; keep up the great work! :-)

I did not even get through five minutes of that awful fan-movie…

Great video Spoony! Keep it up for another three!

Years that is, not videos. xD

Spoony, there is not much word to qualifie such a great come back. Your awesomeness will never fall. Keep up the great work your doing. I may not be the one who post the most my comments, but i hope that you will never stop your great work. And by the….the homeless makes a good ressource for….organes selling profit. Just a tip. ;)

Spoony, there is not much word to qualifie such a great come back. Your awesomeness will never fall. Keep up the great work your doing. I may not be the one who post the most my comments, but i hope that you will never stop your great work. And by the….the homeless makes a good ressource for….organes selling profit. Just a tip. ;)

Nice rebuttal, Spoony. Thats how its done, the roast always ends with the master delivering a fire storm onto those who roasted him.

Alot of you posters here dont seem to get it though, you actually seem to think this is all serious. It is a joke guys, spoonys words at the end are what he really feels (well, some of it). The idea behind a roast is old fashioned, Don Rickles comedy if you will. You make fun of someone else, but its all in fun. Sometimes it may be true (ala the roast of dennis leary, ya he did some really bad movies haha but dennis leary is still awesome) but when it comes down to it no one actually wants to hurt anyone, its just all in fun.

Anyway, good job ending the roast on a high note spoony, I think you topped Bob Sagat’s rebuttal which is one of the best roast rebuttals ever so… ya. Good stuff =)

Yeah i watched that Geo Critic video about your top 10 worst jokes and god damit he is like some kinda ultra nerd. No efense to Spoony but he is a bit of a nerd to but this guy makes him look like Russel Crow! lolz

Just like the Roast of Shatner, the only funny part was when the guy being roasted got to say something. That “roast” was just about the most unfunny thing I’ve ever had to sit through. And I have no idea why I did sit through that.

Anyway Spoony, good luck in your continuing years.

Spoony you’re so awesome I’ve ductaped myself, tryng not to explode. I just like wtf at those people making those vids and wanted to say that necro critic’s video was indeed the worst joke ever! Besides that last part he did, was from Nostalgia Critic’s North revew. I feel quite sure. The roasting I couldn’t even bear through. Wouldn’t even want to grab footage of your vids. It feels wrong.

Anyway.

I’ve never had any bad feelings watching your vids and I do it almost every day. Me and my friend continue going back to your Robowar video cause that’s our favourite.

I think you’re very smart, have so much to say about things and I’m very interested and love to listen.

This was absolutely fucking awesome!! This whole Roast thing in general has been extremely entertaining, and Spoony you fucked them up hard core, even if I do love those people you owned so very hard, haha!

Oh my god. Remind me not to get on your bad side, Spoony.

lol Excellent Rebuttal. I think many of the people forget with every roast, the person being roasted has to give a rebuttal. They have their chances to roast them back. Wow you had some awesome Zigs.

SPOONY WEARS DIAPERS? D:

Thank you! You proven not only you are funny, you can also do a very good roaster. I could not watch that sad bunch do a roast at you because they were horrible! I always look up to bennet the sage, but I wondered if he really was a good roaster, he was not, rambling about his acid sexual dream about you. I really laughed when you really picked on the hogwarts guy (I can’t remember his name). The one always reappearing (with the booze) only thing I thought was good about him was that one bottle of alcohol appeared when he came back on the camera. The two girls was to chicken to roast you (as usual, most girls can’t roast really) to bad you could not see the part everyone was hoping to see (just saying what was one everyones mind). The one opening and closing was the only one that I could see resemblance of a roast, but he didn’t say much more than facts. The necro critic is funny just to look at him, I mean hes like a satanist prostitute, even if his number one lamest joke was based of a April joke (its like making a video saying that shit smells like shit).
The other ones I didn’t mention I didn’t even watch, you was just too boring.
If I had a camera and some editing skills I would be glad to do my part of what a roast really is about, but I don’t and I don’t think the world want to see my ugly face so I don’t have the career as a internet entertainer and I don’t have any skills of editing videos and that stuff AT ALL, so owning a good camera is a waste right now.

Anyway, ever since I saw you appear on that guy with the glasses site, I have been following you, and since I saw the Lets play of phantasmagoria I saw every work you have ever done (made me wonder why nobody mentioned that you tried to do a career as a movie maker based on your robots, they are awesome made, but for a movie, you gotta be kidding me).
Thank you for brining the free entertainment, you are one of the best internet critic and entertainer, keep up the good work, or else.

1 word: Awesome. Im a newer fan of yours and I must say bravo. You never disapoint. Keep up the work for years to come!

The roast was funny but i believe you had the last laugh. and damn your burns were way better than theirs. fucking hilarious.

Awesome… Awesome to the MAX!

Awesome… Awesome to the MAX!

By the way, anyone who lasted to my part of the roast, gimme some feedback, all right? I want to improve any future videos I do. I know my delivery needs some work, but with this roast, I think I’ve gotten a natural feel of dialogue down, even though my mike sucks.

You, sir, are fucking awesome.

Wait. We have to actually click an ad that pops up in the video player for you to get any revenue? I thought just watching the videos and having them pop up was generating the revenue. Boy is my face red. I feel so silly.

Does clicking the [x] to close the ad count as clicking it? :D

yes you are fucking aawesome

Schwing!

make another compilation vid and you’ll kill us? deal

in regards to the video, christ almighty i laughed uncontrollably.. it has been a good 3 years, keep it up Spoony

spoony is king… always

Not All the Final Fantasy Fans hate you Noah!

We love you! Keep up the good work and good luck with the Mash awards!

Not All the Final Fantasy Fans hate you Noah!

We love you! Keep up the good work and good luck with the Mash awards!

You know, Spoony…..

Even though you were obviously kidding, and that you honestly were playing around with the rebuttal and weren’t actually serious in your response….

….you were still right. I mean, the roast video was bad, it was unfunny, it was unenjoyable and I loved your assessment of the Necro Critic in particular. Because I legitimately agree with you. Especially the Necro Critic. I’m completely serious when I say that he a complete idiot, and should never be seen again. He sucks horrendously.

Even if you weren’t serious with the rebuttal, Spoony, you still pretty much hit the hail right on the head. You give the “roast” too much credit and you WERE way too charitable about it. It was godawful and it should never happen again.

If another one ever happens, please follow up on your promise, even if it was made in jest.

First, all those who says they hated the roast video probably just dont get it. True it wasnt THAT much funny, but it still was (in my opinion anyway) and the fact of being roasted is probably the best way to show (in a sarcastic way) the true appreciation of the spoony fans. Just the fact that they took the time to do that vid, is a proof of interest. So all in all, i thought the roast was funny, more for the fact that it was made than for the content in itself.

Second, Spoony just reinvented the meaning of spontaneous combustion … God damn hell of a burn. Linkara must be pretty happy now he didnt appeared on the roast, he just knew what was coming next. The only scene i had in mind when i watched the rebuttal was the heart ripping in indiana jones temple of doom

Third, keep up the good work spoony!! the entertainment you provide to all of us watchers and fans is worth more than many many tv shows, especially considering the thousands of dollars injected to those complete retards. Continue to fingerpoint those retards and maybe someday we will get rid of all those “uwe boll” contamining the medias. Long live spoony!!

gotta love the guy.

The contrast measured in entertainment and quality between their so called ¨roast¨ and spoony’s response, was so huge… having said that I appreciate your hard work, I think that the roast has a big development potential for next year.

Oh brother. The roast wasn’t that bad, and all you people bitching about how unfunny it is obviously haven’t seen the professional roasts, with professional comedians that STILL manage to not be funny. These people weren’t even getting paid! I take my hat off to them in that regard.

As for spoony, I don’t know why I still watch you. the only thing bigger than your ego is your nose, and you stopped being funny around hour four of Phantasmagoria.

…..just kidding. Keep rocking dude :D

Dayum, Spoony. And I thought Bob Saget and William Shatner delivered killer roast rebuttals.

Here’s to another 3 years of snarkiness and rage.

nice video spoony

and congrats for this site’s 3rd anniversary.
you’re one of the funniest persons out there on the web

p.s. i’ll click the adds every time i enter this site

Thank you Spoony! You pretty much summed up most of my feelings towards the roast

I think you went a little too Snarky on them in my honest opinion.. Yes, the people who roasted you looked like they were stereotypical nerd balls but they did it in good fun. Unlike you Noah who seemed to go too far with you insults. Learn some temperance, will ya?

“Krull:

Ergo: My name is no jest, beanpole. It’s all very well to have a short name when you’re twenty feet tall, but small people need large names to give them weight.

Rell the Cyclops: Your actions give you weight, my friend. ”

Good Day sir!….you get nothing….

Franco… omg dude. Lay off him. It was all in fun. You think he really tried to upset them? Spoony is awesome!

@Joeyb94 140: Geo Critic? Well he’s as good of a reviewer as a Geos reliability, which is next 1 above a Yugo.

Anyway, I didn’t get this whole roast thing but I didn’t bother, this rebuttal is entertaining though and I was hoping you were being serious as those roasters looked like jokes. And as for free entertainment? Just because somethings free dosen’t mean its good let alone useful, but there isn’t much to complain about with you Spoony as your entertainment usually out weighs the faults by… a two digit number of tons. I’m tired of being told about mashables yet you don’t tell us why we should vote, you just expect us to. I don’t expect anything for us, but whats in it for you? And if you want money get a job or sell some stuff, half the ads on your site look like garbage.

All you guys who are saying Spoony went too far obviously don’t understand the purpose of a roast. There are no limits and it’s all in good fun.

wait, there are people who took this SERIOUSLY?

get out, take a deep breath of fresh air, and come back with a fresh grip on what “JOKE” means.

Besides, there are plenty of opportunities to roast Spoony (I think his multiple ‘personas’ in particular can use some work), but these guys just didn’t deliver. It wasn’t an entertaining movie to watch, quite painful actually.

jonah: I’ll give you an example; Meet the Spartans wasn’t mean to be taken seriously in the slightest, yet aside from some few jabs, the movie wasn’t funny at all (not like it was unexpected of course). I don’t think there’s a single person here who’s fuming in rage about these roast videos, it’s the poor quality that makes them go “Eh?”

jonah: I’ll give you an example; Meet the Spartans wasn’t mean to be taken seriously in the slightest, yet aside from some few jabs, the movie wasn’t funny at all (not like it was unexpected of course). I don’t think there’s a single person here who’s fuming in rage about these roast videos, it’s the poor quality that makes them go “Eh?”

Noah! You’re fucking awesome!! I wasn’t laughing so hard in ages :D

LOL i see what you did there xD (duh)

but dayyyymmmmn you was going HARD on those people :D “you albino fuck!” XDD that was crazy!!!

i think ill watch this right again :P

(and congratz to the 3 year anniversary !)

Comments were gone for the Roast, I just want to say.
ONE HOUR.
I didn’t watch it all because
ONE HOUR.

That is all.

omg xD

SMACK ‘EM HARD! they deserve it

I didn’t even take part in the roast and those comments hurt me. :P

Hahaha, the funniest part though was Spoony’s comment:

“I am a comedian!” LOL… not quite, but at least you try to be funny, that was the worst roast evar!!! But at least they tried, gotta give them credit for that. 3 years though, that’s great Spoony. Keep up the schtick!

You guys really need to stop sucking Spoony’s dick so much, the damn thing will fall off.

Aside from that, I didn’t watch the roast since it was boring and I found that this joke was just a few steps too harsh to still be counted as a joke.

Excellent roast and an excellent rebuttal. Here’s three cheers from us nerds all over the world (Europe loves Spoony too). Hopefully the next three years will be equally great!

-Not Angry FF fangirl

Fffhahahahahahaha! Oh man, that was so awesome. You were so happy while insulting pretty much everyone that it was kind of scary :V Still, it was just for funsies and you did admit your UNDYING LOVE FOR THE SPOONY FANS, so we all forgive you :u
Awesome video and hoping for many other years to come!

You win.

I clicked on some of the adds. Love your videos (: hate your forum ):

Oh wow,ahahaha

I gotta remember to never troll Spoony. That was such a painful comeback it even hurt MY feelings and I wasnt involved in any way.

Jenx Quote:
“You guys really need to stop sucking Spoony’s dick so much, the damn thing will fall off.

Aside from that, I didn’t watch the roast since it was boring and I found that this joke was just a few steps too harsh to still be counted as a joke.”

^
I agree with both statement…….The jokes weren’t even jokes…..they were insults….I think people need to do some research on the definition of a joke and how to successfully execute one. That goes for the Roasters AND Noah equally. Nerd Balls…(rolls eyes)

Did you know can draw magic from Triple Triad cards ; )

I’ll laugh my ass off if anyone ever took this whole roast thing and it’s rebuttal seriously. Some people are just plain marks and don’t know when something is really just tongue in cheek.

Wow, at first I though you were being really freaking harsh to your fans. I hadn’t watched the Roast, but after seeing the first few minutes I just…wow.

Spoony, you have some caustic “fans”.

Wow. I am both in complete stitches about how funny this rebuttal is and insanely jealous that I’ve never been even called douchebag by the Spoony One. Congrats at round.

God damn fucking hilarious!

“Even though you were obviously kidding, and that you honestly were playing around with the rebuttal and weren’t actually serious in your response….

….you were still right.”

+1
He pretty much said everything I actually thought of the roast, and especially that Necro dude. That was awesome.

Keep up the good work, Spoony!

This is better than 99% of the roast rebuttals on Comedy Central. And the ending was quite…sweet. Which is not an adjective I’m used to using with Spoony, its the truth. Well done Noah.

It has been great and i hope for more. Dont worry i look at the ads because i know that effects ur revenues. hey if u want free business info because ur giving free entertainment then ask away. Also ur video was much better than theirs was but u r the professional.

Goddamn, Spoony. You DESTROYED your roasters!

I’m still laughing!

I’m really glad that you ripped into Bennet The Sage, I hate that guy

god bless Spoony

Wow you roasted them better then they did to you

Fuk em, spoony been there for a long time, there just pissed cos they aint got what he has!

Fuk em, they just pissed cos ur great and they suck! ben lovin the exp. for yrs so fuk em!

THANK YOU.

After sitting through those atrociously un-funny videos, this made both of them worth it.

Spoony Wins
Flawless Victory
Fatality

*Am I the only one who thinks that Darkchiron looks like Carl Sagan, even just a lil’ bit.

4 MOAR YEARS!

Fuck.

Are there still pieces of those guys left? You tore them to shreds. So, make this a tradition just so we can watch your rebuttals.

I have been watching the videos from spoony for some months now. The first was the Street Fighter 2010 review in which I saw doctor Insano for the first time. He is very good.

But anyways, I think both people who says “it is all a joke” and the ones who get offended by it are kind of missing the point. Clearly Noah doesn’t hate them, but this video is a kind of a “Don’t fuck with me!” message, making clear that he can make a lot of damage if he wants to. He clearly doesn’t want to create enemies, but want them and everyone else to know that they should think twice before messing with him.

The end where he says he loves anybody (I don’t remember the exact words, just watched it once because it was ugly to see) was just to pretend like: “Hey, you know, I said all those nasty things but it was a joke. Let’s all laugh together. Hahaha”.

I didn’t watch the roast thing because it was unfunny. But this was low.

By the way Spoony, I am from Brazil and you have some international viewers (you probably know that already by the statistics of your website). Anyway, keep up the good work.

Whatever. But “albino” isn’t an insult even ‘in jest’ and SHUT UP ABOUT ‘RETARDED KIDS’.

Please.

so you say you are a “professional comedian”… get over yourself you smug
there are thousands of people on the internet who are way more funny and not half as arrogant as you are
and i dont consider the way you offend people as comedy you have no class

please please please review full metal yakuza, its nearly as bad as the bruce lee movie did!! i’ll send it to you if i have to!!

That video was priceless. After all these years of Spoony delivering MST3k-like tracks and other sketch videos, this group still decided to take him on in a game they had no chance of winning.

Nice job. That beats the Shatner Rebuttal for his roast. Thank you for three years of awesome videos and for doing what you do. Congratulations Spoony.

BTW, this is satirical for you fools who think he was actually being arrogant and prickish…

HAHA… priceless. ya ups and downs followed you all the way from your youtube video Bayou Billy and at least you haven’t puttered out like most of my subscriptions there :-P here is to another 3 or more years!

people who thinks hes being arrogant and prickish really dont know how a roast goes. When you roast someone you make fun of them and then at the end the person you have roasted gets a rebuttal in which usally they tear their roasters a new one. Damn guys its all in good fun.

Well I for one want to thank you for giving me such great entertainment over the last 3 years. You are awesome and Ill say it again. All Hail The Spoony One! You should be the Supreme Leader of your own cult. Keep up the good work you funny mutha fucka!

WOW. Your jokes are so much better than the actual roast…. xD Goes to show that the Spoony Experiment reigns supreme! Glory!

Give em fucking hell you sweet jebus bastard!
Love from sweden.
Cherio.

Cheers to the Spoonyone! I’ve been watching your stuff since you did your re-introduction video for the TGWTG website, and watched all of your reviews to date(and read your written reviews).So thanks for being around to entertain all of the people on this site for 3 years. Again, Cheers to the Spoonyone! (As an added note, your roast was SOOOO much better than the actual roast)

DARK CHIRON: You….you’ll never be AVGN maaannn….y-you’ll never be him…..he’s…he’s God man….and…and you’re just….you’ll never be AVGN…

After watching that ugly bastard and his inability to do multiple takes for better deliveries, I have decided that if I ever meet him in person, I must destroy him.

-clicks the ads-

love to ya, Spoon. :3 <3 Thanks for all of the hysterical comedy and woo roasts.

wow, I just wrote this recockulously long comment bitching about you like that shit fest 2012 and wondering what had become of the spoony i thought was the funniest man on the internet…

…and then you post this. man, that was awesome. sorry for doubting you, that was some of the most hardcore verbal ass raping i’ve heard in a while. damn that was impressive. i am a pretty mean bastard myself, and i am truly humbled by your viscious razor edged snarkiness.

and to be honest, that roast video was pretty bad…i know it was a labor of love and i’m sure the sentiment should be appreciated, but honestly i was bored to tears and i had to turn it off when i looked at the bar on the bottom and saw i had been watching for 23 mins and the bar was even a quarter of the way done…no thanks.

and that necro critic guy…wierd…just wierd…not funny…and creepy. and aside from the space mountain joke (I gotta admit that one was both pretty bad and…a little scary) i actually laughed at all the jokes when i watched them in the actual videos. the “that ‘thing’ you do” joke was hilarious. what does he know eh? hahaha

all in all, i was starting to get scared you lost your touch, but damn spoony still lives and his sarcasm is still hilariously lethal.

Post 210 your a moron, you obviously dont know what a roast is. Grow a brain so you understand what is going on

I didn’t really find the roast that funny. also the Necro critic chose some of your funnier jokes for his list. the action figure bit was one of the funniest in my opinion. It also didn’t help that he sounded like an aquaintance I had last year. The aquaintance in question was as straight as a three dollar bill, had a neck beard, was sadistic, and was Nihilistic. He also kneed me in the balls, for no obvious reason.

Wow… my respect for Spoony just bottomed out in this one video. Great job, Spoony.

Fucking BURN!

and people… It was a fucking roast. Watch comedy central for once and get a damn grasp on what a roast is supposed to be. They made a great video picking spoony apart, and spoony made a video that just… well… utterly destroyed them in return. But they’re all friends, they did the roast because they love spoony, and he of course made a retort back in general roast fashion.

It was all in good humor. Fucking take a joke people, my god.

I’ve never laughed more during one of your videos than during the pure vitriol in the first few minutes this…pure AWESOME. You really, REALLY need to tear into people more often, you have a gift for it.

Grats on the 3 years and all.

SPY SAPPING MY BANDWIDTH!!!!!!!!

Finally somebody tells bennet “the sage(my ass)” what’s up. He’s not funny, his reviews suck, his viewpoints and opinions are garbage, his show sucks, need I go on? Keep up the good work dude.

That couple of minutes worth of roasting was about 100 times better than the hour long roast they gave you. Hilarious!

Almost makes me wish I wasn’t a freeloader who could contribute to the roast. Thank you Spoony, and if you ever flame FFVIII again I will be over in the next overrated game summoning Meteor. ^_^.. God I wish someone would ream 7 a new one.

@210:

Somebody missed the point by a mile.

Hahahahahahahahahahaholy SHIT! Don’t cross Spoony on a bad day in a dark alley. Jesus Crackers, Thats what I call a severe “f*ck em up!”

Holy crap I lost my ability to breath when it started to pick up. The PAIN.

Now, that’s a roast!!! I can’t believe it has been three years, Spoony. I wish you the best and hope you continue on for years to come.

Haha, it’s funny that there are actually people out there who do not get the point of this video and take all of it seriously. You make me sad.

Even if the rebuttal was a roast of the roasters was in jest, the roast from the group blew. Its not a “hey man, you can’t knock what I like” it was just unfunny. If the rebut wasn’t just kidding around good on you. Sitting through that was hell.

you rock keep up the good work.

wow, have you guys seen the comment threads over this and the roast video? good god, this is getting pretty hardcore. the fans are fighting to the death over what was funny and what wasn’t, alarming numbers of people totally not getting the point of a roast or how it works, insulting the video makers’ moms, then the video makers getting on and insulting the people who insulted them’s moms. it’s crazy i tells ya…crazy

I think he closed the comments on the roast one to keep the violence down, it was getting out of hand, and it’s probably gonna happen on this one too. I love a good verbal (and regular) thrashing, both to give and to get. Come on guys, it’s all in good fun, right? …right?

I mean I gotta be honest, the roast…was not that funny. I’m sorry guys, no offense, i know you worked hard, but it just…was kinda flat. I don’t wanna call your mom’s whores or anything silly like that, but it needed some work. i really did have to give up on it. i know my opinion is irrellavent, but as makers of media, you should be aware of criticisms and just go at it next time and try to do better.

and the people insulting their heritage and the threatening comments and the craziness. come on, we don’t need to get all personal now, huh? on every comment thread somebody’s gotta go all noodles and start with the internet equivelant of the yo mama jokes. it’s just silly. if you have a point fine, i didn’t like the thing either, but i don’t think we need to ball punch these people for making a video

and the roasters, come on, don’t bother fighting back. some people get it, some don’t. I read the last video’s thread just now and you’re just makin’ it worse. if you’re not ashamed of what you made, don’t bother defending it to some mouth breathers. who cares who didn’t like it? if you’re proud of your work, people’s opinions shouldn’t be a big deal. plus it’s the internet, you work in the internet (i think) you should know by now that the number of idiots per square foot on the internet is staggering. so i wouldn;t sweat it.

reading spoony’s comments always reminds me of a joke on Red vs. Blue (internet shorts using halo models if you haven’t heard of it, pretty funny stuff) where they did a segment called “real life vs. the internet” where they showed how things differ when you do them in…real life…vs. the…you get it. anyway they did, dating, purchases and such, but the one that sticks out is “arguing”

Arguing: in real life:

two guys (everything is a spartan character model in these shows) just standing there arms at their sides.
“I don’t agree with what you say, but i respect your right to say it”
“thanks i appreciate that. you too, pal. let’s agree to disagree”

Arguing: on the internet:

the landscape is littered with explosions and those tank things (i forget what they’re called in halo) blasting away. dead bodies everywear. screaming and explosions fill the air. a spartan with a giant machine gun walks into frame, blasting a deafening storm of laser death in all directions as he screams
“F@CK YOU!!! F@CK YOU!!! F@CK YOU!!! F@CK YOU!!! F@CK YOUR MOTHER!!! F@CK YOUR KIDS!!! F@CK YOUR DOG!!! F@CK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY RAAAAAAAAGH F@CKEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!”

there’s a lesson in there somewhere…

guys, stop trying to be tough guys on the keyboard. it just makes you look juvenile and stupid. if you haven’t got the guts to be this insulting to people’s faces (and i don’t want to hear how you are, everyone’s clubber lang in rocky 3 on the net, i’ve heard it all before) don’t go for the ball kick on the web. i love a good argument…when a “point is argued”, but just insulting and threatening people over the internet is just….lame.

a very wise man (or woman maybe, i’m not sure) once said “fighting over the internet is like the special olympics…whether you win or lose, you’re still a retard”

I love all these people missing the whole point of the video and roast. It makes reading the comments a whole lot more entertaining. I honestly feel like I owe them a thanks for the many facepalms and snickers that they’ve blessed me with between the roast video and Spoony’s rebuttal. (Seriously though…its not that hard to understand…)

Anyways, a very entertaining video. Thank ye kindly for the laughter.

Haha, man you’re slaughtering them.
Their video sucked so badly I saw no fun at all in their videos, especially not that necrophilia guy.
Lacked charisma completely.

Though this video, made it all worth it.

Brilliant!

I actually chuckled aloud to this. People who take this seriously really need to stop reading things in such a negative light since Spoony did the exact same thing that the roasters did, tossed mock insults and gave some backhanded but still there compliments. Just look at Spoony’s face, does he really seem all >:/ to you?

Anyway, congrats Spoony! I for one would have more dull moments on the interwebs if you weren’t around, so I hope to see you continue the Experiment for many years to come ^^

I think Noah Antwiler secretly hates his Girlfriend. Am i to believe that he didn’t realize by now that the Intarwebz is full of Morons? I don’t think so, as he himself told us about the FF8 Fanboys.
Some Creatures, i call them “Anti Trolls”, are so upset with the Trolls bashing People for no Reason that they will try to lift some “Artists” Spirits by praising their Works even though they are shit.

Some of these People will take those Jokes seriously and will project everything bad onto Antwiler, making him some kind of uber-evil, who tries to discourage People who dare to take a camera into their Hands.

Mark my Words, there will be Ddos Attacks on this Site, there will be more hatemail and the Site will have some downtimes in the Future because of that. *puts the Crystal Ball away*

In case Mr. Antwiler or anybody else didn’t realize just *how* stupid those People can be; i am quite certain that some People thought that the “Date Rapist” Scene from “Spooning with Spoony” was real. Also i’m certain that at least some People criticized that there was no actual spooning in that Video.
No Matter how stupid you may think People are, they will exceed your Expectations.

Antwiler is now basically a whore to those People; If all the moronic People stop watching the Videos on this Site, there will be no more site because the Videos are being watched by like 50 borderline intelligent People.

If the vast Army of morons stop caring about the Videos, Antwiler won’t be able to make a living with said Videos.

Just to clear up misunderstandings, i wish Mr. Antwiler all the best in his Endeavors and may he have Fun making Videos for People who are mostly Morons.
I’m just saying that it may prove strategically unsound to say things that may be twisted into something that sounds like an insult.

Wow.He is a bit a douche…but whatever.

Well, bunch of people not getting the point, check.

People insulting a number of the fans, check again.

Really there’s no need to get up in arms over this people, it was a friendly roast from people on the site towards Noah and themselves. There is no malevolence from either side towards either side and I think that each had it’s share of funny moments and jokes. I certainly hope that the site does keep going for another few years, granted I don’t really participate in forums, however I do enjoy the Spoony One’s videos and will be more then happy to donate next time he needs it if it’ll help keep his site going. I’d be more annoyed at people who don’t seem to get it if I didn’t think about half of them are probably the atypical troll, keep on trucking for us annoyin’ mouth breathers, Noah!

I salute you sir for saying what I never had the guts to say to my audience.

Laughed hard during that, think a little bit of pee came out.

..than I read the comments, think I need new underwear.

Haha I hated the necrocritic and his monotone voice. Do more game review btw I loved dirty harry

LOL awesome

Im not seing because he is insulting fans,he is a bit of douche because hes got very egocentric.I’m not quite sure if english language has this word,but he loves himself,very much.And his opinion about himself is very high.I dont say he isnt funny or something ,but thats just a turn off quality of him.

You guys are way too serious, I don’t even think the guys doing this shit take it as seriously as you guys do and they had to film it.

Lol, nice counter roast. Hopefully they take it in good humor.

Very nice rebuttal and thanks for these past three years.
I’m not surprised so many people are getting their panties in a bunch over this though, I mean, whenever there’s a roast there’s always people who think it’s oh so offensive and mean-spirited etc etc.

Awww Spoony. You know we love ya.

Come hell, high water, or even a zombie apocalypse… Well, we all got your back.

I couldn’t believe people took the time to roast you. And then I couldn’t believe you posted it on your main page. And finally, I couldn’t believe you posted a rebuttal to it on your main page.

Epic dude. Very epic.

HA HA HA! I Can’t find the message board, but I LOVED Spoony’s rebuttal. Damn that was funny! Dr EVIL IS MY HERO!

HA HA HA! I Can’t find the message board, but I LOVED Spoony’s rebuttal. Damn that was funny! Dr EVIL IS MY HERO!

There were so many zingers in that video you could box them up and sell them at grocery stores!

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took a couple tries but i got it

took a couple tries but i got it

Could anyone tell me were the original roast is or at least were the message broad is.
By the way every one saying negative things about spoony stop it. Really do you come on this site just to say those sort of things. You don’t have too watch it.

Yikes, you own a shelf!?!?

I just stack everything on cardboard boxes and write “Shelf” on each one with a thick black marker. My monitor is actually on a milk crate.

heres to another 3 years yeh crazy goggle eyed mother fucker!

and who was that girl with the tats on her tits?

how can they say that to you, i mean, they’re probably what they’re now because of you, i mean, if they made you that angry, they must’ve seen it coming, and i hate the necro critic, great roast to the roast, awsome!!!!

how can they say that to you, i mean, they’re probably what they’re now because of you, i mean, if they made you that angry, they must’ve seen it coming, and i hate the necro critic, great roast to the roast, awsome!!!!

Hey, sorry to be annoying if someone already said this, but that wasn’t Helldragon’s part that had the music over it or had the dragon. I know it’s confusing since it’s a dragon Spoony but sometimes when you watch a video you need to listen to the audio instead of just looking at the pretty pictures.

Just kidding, your definitely my favorite, or at least one of my favorite, internet comedians, or just plain comedians out there. Unfortunately so is the Helldragon, so I am forced to bitch. Plus Helldragon don’t get no respect.

Honestly. This rebuttal was hilarious!

I know you were just counter-roasting, but, honestly? Everything you said was 100% spot on and true.

HA man seriously! Im glad uve lasted three years you keep me laughing about other peoples lack of talent.

Fuck there were more one liners in that video than in the whole of the bad boys series and a 3 hour train ride with an old couple who despise each other!!! keep up the good work!

hey Spoony, dare you to try to watch and review “Terrortoons” and “Zombies Gone Wild” the two worst movies I have ever seen.

aww that ending was so sweet. We all love you too.

Lol, that was funny as crap. That’s what I call tearing some people up.

Aw, that ending was so sweet. Group hug.

Comedian? Yes.

Professional? Uh… No.

You are one Big-Ass Motherfucker.

You’re so inspiring, even when you’re snarkin the shit out of us weirdo fans. Here, take my liver I don’t need it!

Thanks for entertaining the unwashed Nerdy masses, Noah.

Very funny, even though I have no idea what was going on, just watching Noah make fun of these guys made my day.

Thanks Spoony and keep up the good work.

Man….I can’t believe how many DUMB FUCKS there are on this comments list. Don’t you know what a Roast IS? It’s all about talking over-the-top smack and playing the ego card. They’re SUPPOSED to dis each other in as UN-PC a way as possible and crow. So all you butt-hurt morons taking ANY of this seriously…STFU. God, He’s NOT insulting the fans (Sunny) or being an Ego-manic (210). If you’re too stupid to understand what a ROAST is…..then BUGGER OFF…..I’m sure you’ll find some old clips of Uwe Boll movies somewhere on the net. (continues to rail against the stifling stupidity)

Spoony is by far the most entertaining and charismatic reviewer on the net I know! I’ve watched stuff from the AVGN, nostalgia critic, Angry Joe, Linkara and some other TGWTG folks which was not bad but nobody can stand up to my hero – The Spoony One!
To another 3 years and beyond

SPOWND (PWND BY SPOONY)

Somehow i get the feeling that Spoony will have to do a video explaining to people the fact that they are freaking idiots and missed the point completely. Sad, considering how good this video was.

By the way:
Where’s Final Fantasy?
Where’s SWAT 4?
Where’s Ripper?

este chico es el amo dios soy tu fan un saludo from spain

People who are defending him are wanking themselves off and in need of a life because he is laughing at you to you sad little pathetic lifeless pricks, he is full of himself, he thinks he is good and his taste although usually good has now fell short, I mean Inglorious Bastards was good? Fuck sake it was bollocks. Come on this prick needs to be brought down to reality.

Dude you kick ass! Best rebuttal ever!

Great roast rebuttal Spoony! You’d have made Comedy Central proud!

@angelique_sp if your are against “stifling stupidity” than do yourself a favor und shut your filthy mouth you dumb fantasy nerd

@bla
Using the epithet ‘dumb fantasy nerd’ on a site filled with Fantasy\SciFi\comic book\RPG Nerdom = the epitome of stifling stupidity!
.Obvious Troll is…well…sad, really.

That was great.

THE WHOLE IDEA OF A ROAST is to “have a go” at somebody…-.-

Okay, I didn’t know what a roast was before I read the comments, but I could tell from the start that this was just in good fun. And you know why?

Because the insults were so over the top that you can’t take them seriously. I mean, are you guys really so easily offended that you have to bitch about it in the comments?

I would seriously suggest you get more involved into youtube, there’s big bucks to be made if you transfer your support from here to there.

@Haroon: You realise he got kicked of Youtube years ago?

You don’t mess with Spoony!

You don’t mess with Spoony!

Epic counter-roast, Spoony. Had me laughing louder and louder through the whole thing.

I really like you, Spoony, but you seemed to have taken their roast too seriously. I haven’t watched their roast, so maybe they deserve it, but you seemed to have it so personally. Mostly, it’s cuz you picked at how the people look. (Although, I can’t figure out if necro is a woman or man just from what he looks like) Pushing up roses is fine looking. You did redeem it a bit at the end though, which was nice.

I really like you, Spoony, but you seemed to have taken their roast too seriously. I haven’t watched their roast, so maybe they deserve it, but you seemed to have it so personally. Mostly, it’s cuz you picked at how the people look. (Although, I can’t figure out if necro is a woman or man just from what he looks like) Pushing up roses is fine looking. You did redeem it a bit at the end though, which was nice.

*applauds* beautiful

I’ve not come across the term ‘Roast’ before (apoart from a cooked bit of meat and some various legumes on a sunday lunchtime), so was a bit gob-smacked when I saw this video. But now I’ve bothered to read a few comments I now get the idea :D. So thanks for the enlightenment.
Nice come back Roast, Spoony.

I’ve not come across the term ‘Roast’ before (apoart from a cooked bit of meat and some various legumes on a sunday lunchtime), so was a bit gob-smacked when I saw this video. But now I’ve bothered to read a few comments I now get the idea :D. So thanks for the enlightenment.
Nice come back Roast, Spoony.

The Roasters should have went for the throat! Spoony certainly didn’t pull (m)any punches. Very entertaining – thanks to all who participated.

Seriously, I found that Necro Critic to be THE most annoying person on the planet! Such monotony, such woodenness to his performance. He makes Keanu Reeves look like an Academy Award-winning actor!

There were some interesting bits to the roast, although I think some people really understated it. Your rebuttal was the best thing over the whole thing.

Keep up the great work Spoony!

Seriously, I found that Necro Critic to be THE most annoying person on the planet! Such monotony, such woodenness to his performance. He makes Keanu Reeves look like an Academy Award-winning actor!

There were some interesting bits to the roast, although I think some people really understated it. Your rebuttal was the best thing over the whole thing.

Keep up the great work Spoony!

Spoony don’t wast the time of dead kill there loser i’ll do it for free (and by free i mean i’ll take favors) and now I’m going to spen the rest of my week clicking adds

Heh. I love this response. I had to take issue with one part of Necro Critic’s video, though. Most of it was opinion, so I can live with that. But *god* “A Soprano’s spoof”? Ugh. Way to miss the point. Now, I’m gonna made like Wade, and click the heck out of some ads.

Heh. I love this response. I had to take issue with one part of Necro Critic’s video, though. Most of it was opinion, so I can live with that. But *god* “A Soprano’s spoof”? Ugh. Way to miss the point. Now, I’m gonna made like Wade, and click the heck out of some ads.

Geez man, I gotta say: You sounded genuinely angry. I mean, with the other dudes you can tell that they’re kidding but you well… Yeah. Regardless you were hilarious in this video. By the way: As far as making a ten funny jokes by Necro Critic video, challenge accepted.

Sorry about your brothe’s kidney, I can get you some great deals for healthy organs, though. you know if ever you’ve fallen short one month… just saying.

Sorry about your brothe’s kidney, I can get you some great deals for healthy organs, though. you know if ever you’ve fallen short one month… just saying.

I laughed.

HOLY FUCK.

THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

HOLY FUCK.

THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

Spoony = Ugly Jon Stewart

Hey, a properly executed roast. Sounds just like the ones on TV. :p

Hey, a properly executed roast. Sounds just like the ones on TV. :p

Spoony Bard :)

Sorry for being a snarky bastard and being late to the occassion *about 3 months since the last comment*
But I would like to point out some of the flaws to this relatively good parsay rebuttal (though its no Larry the Cable Guy counterstrike)

1. Well that even though there are boobs bigger then Pushing Up Roses, I have to say its hard to see her less then pretty cute jailbait. Quality not Quantity is best described, though the facial reference and boob remark can be comparable to a comedy central one-liner response, so it is not that bad.

2. Bennett the Sage… hmm… it really makes me think that you were going for the more laid back analyses, which is fine. By all means you've earned it, I'm just sorta use to the critical thinker/detail OCD person you re with most of your jokes. That being said… I really didn't see a comparison between his roast and your jokes… but anyhow I'm probably a old tightwad with quote on quote “diamond shaping anus” to understand this higher level of comedy.

But hey, thanks for giving us a place to roam from the critical thinkers, gamers, nostalgic people and even horror gamers alike.

God that was awesome, just brutally cruel (obviously joked) but somehow didn't feel offensive at all. ^.^

That’s right, TheHelldragon’s part was the last one, and IMO that was the only part of the roast that made proper sense, it actually showed that he put effort into showing some gratitude. This is also coming from a fan of TheHelldragon, so I was upset that he was mixed up. The dragon’s worth looking into, but anyways, nice rebuttal.

The most brutal “I love you!” ever! :D

Yes, because he was dead serious. No jokes is the main rule of the Spoony Experiment! Oh wait…

I’ve read through so many of these comments that I’m not sure whether people are joking when they say that. I mean, it’s either a suitably awesome meta-joke or there are some people that take this seriously and didn’t get the huge “I luv ya guys” message.

I mean… I’m pretty sure it’s a meta-joke, but I’ve had some recent experience with some really stupid youtubers who actually take things like the War of the Abridged Series Creators seriously, so I’m a little unstable on the sanity side of things at the moment. For one thing, I am fairly sure there are Russian spies highjacking my brainwaves to use me as a sleeper agent so I’m currently wearing a tin foil hat.

Spoony went all-out heel here.

Hey, I have a deviated septum… low blow man.

You’d be killed by a mob of Final Fantasy fanboys, but they’re too busy furiously defending it on forums.

Yeah, only one bookshelf of some of the most expensive books one can buy!
Spoony, I’d be among the happiest of happy campers if I could afford even a third of what you have in your RPG collection… goddamn, are those books pricey…