awesome.

I checked this page two minutes ago and now… REB BROWN!!! Today is awesome.

Reb Brown is quickly becoming one of my favorite actors as a result of these reviews. :D

that Break Me remix is about eight kinds of awesome.

I hope your foot heals quickly Spoony, Great review by the way :)

your the man spoony great review now back to watching the live feed for the charity drive. feel better. dont stay broken long. would you be willing to play covers of your theme songs on your shows if there up to par with your liking?

your the man spoony great review now back to watching the live feed for the charity drive. feel better. dont stay broken long. would you be willing to play covers of your theme songs on your shows if there up to par with your liking?

Great once again Spoony, and if it were acceptable to wear a shirt in public that said “Reb Brown Motherfucker!” on it I might buy it.

I will come visit you tonight.

I will come visit you tonight.

I guess I’m not surprised by seeing the same actors in other B movies, but come on why is Pak from ‘Yor: Hunter From The Future’ in something like ‘Strike Commando’? those are two different genres
We will need alot…ALOT more hemp before we are through.

Great video, saw it on the live TGWTG donation drive. Hope your foot’s still in one piece.

That was pretty good, too bad I missed it when it was shown on the donation drive.

So I’m guessing the next review is Reb Brown’s Captain America. That or K-Pax, you were pretty vague.

HUWAAGGOGOOGOO??~?~?

A magic lamp with the words “Bullshit and Demons” over it needs to be made into a shirt. I died laughing.

The new theme song is great! At first I thought that you were reviewing a board game, in the way you were holding the DVD case. Keep on going!!!

Hrrrm. I need to find this movie.

Watched it during the live charity event. Another lovely review. BTW, my call didn’t get through to your crotch.

Good review, good work in the charity drive, hope your foot heals quickly.

Good review, good work in the charity drive, hope your foot heals quickly.

Great review Spoony! Somehow that film doesn’t look like a complete pile of turd thanks to your commentary :-)

Great review Spoony! Somehow that film doesn’t look like a complete pile of turd thanks to your commentary :-)

Enjoyed this last night on the Charity Drive (and I was sure to donate), I hope your foot gets better ASAP <3

I want the mp3 of the new theme song, it rocks.

great video as always, hope the foot gets better. loved the charity drive, it was hilarious

I love the new intro remix spoony!

I love the new intro remix spoony!

You got to tell us how you hurt your foot….

Awesome review man, Reb should have received an Oscar but they always snub great actors. Also can’t wait to see what movie Reb did in America, I think if I remember well he was a “general” in the one he made. Klendathuuuu

Great as always.
Idea: team up with Brad Jones and do a Mattei film rifftrax, now that would be a match made in Italian schlock heaven.

huh it’s funny colnol radecif the final boss in kilzone 2 (great game)

I almost got to talk to you tonight. I was gonna suggest Uncommon Valor to you, it was directed by I believe the guy you did the first Rambo movie

What the hell man, that new theme is horrible!

i didn’t like the new song ;_; nice review tho. i’ve thought reb brown was awesome since mst3k. i dunno if i mentioned this before. but i once saw yor on television when i was a kid. maybe 9 or 10 years old. i’d totally forgotten it until i saw the scene on your review about the drinking of the blood. have you ever thought of trying to find movies with ator from the blade master otherwise known as cave dwellers?

Did that Russian jump down the same waterfall that Reb Brown did in ROBO Wars.

Where can I get this Break Me Remix? It’s fucking awesome!!
And once again, great review, Spoony! I’m still waiting for Spoony DVD :D

“In America” yugioh abridged reference there :P

Life is funny. I was talking to my brother about Strike Commando, and he remembers very well of a certain actor: Alex Vitale, aka Jakoda. He lived in Italy and starred in a bunch of Italian movies years ago, comedies and action films, usually as the muscular type (as you can easily guess).
The odd thing is my father interviewed him for a job back in the day (as a head of department in a tyre making firm), and they talked a bit about his past (he was a football player) and his acting experience (he even offered to show him some of his tapes). My father still remembers he talked mainly in Roman slang, since he lived in Rome for some time and he learned Italian there.
By the way, it seems that Bruno Mattei and Alex Vitale are still in touch nowadays. Have a look:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420728

This American made Reb Brown flick, could it be Captain America? :D

Dude, I just watched the ‘Beyond Thunderdome joke’ episode of MST3K! Great u got to use it man!

‘Reb Brown appeared in a third-season Miami Vice episode “Viking Bikers From Hell.” He was cast as a sociopathic biker, avenging his buddy’s recent death.’

Doo eet nao!

Reb Brown seems to be made for this kind of thing. Reb Brown + Spoony = strawberry goodness in video form.

Anyway, Strike Commando looks like a great movie to watch if you’re drunk. Also Spoony’s videos have been getting better and better, I hope he doesn’t get sick(er?) and stop making them.

Man, I fucking love these actionsploitation movies. Reb Brown is just fantastic.

Classic material from the Spoon.

Great review s always! And the Austrian Death Machine music at the end totally finished it!

I understand the intro was intended to be more original and have a unique, iconic feel to it.. but it could have been done so much better. Find someone good on Mario Paint to 8-bit it properly, this one just seems a little off..

I thought i’d gone 8-bit crazy from all the NES and SNES games i’ve played recently via emulator when i heard the title. Nice remixing. That mixed with Reb Brown, your commentary and presence, topped off with Austrian Death Machine for end credits music equals a video made of 100% pure and unfiltered awesome juice. Bravo sir.

Owned this movie for a while, possibly my favourite movie ever just after Full Metal motherfuckin’ Jacket.

Damn Spoony… I know I asked a complex question, and I like that you tried to ask Doug, but you didn’t need to go and tear a ligament!
There’s such a thing as suffering TOO much for your art.
By the way. Johnny M. is not done.

So Reb Brown had to settle the score in Manila, my home! lolz

Nice review, Spoony.
Having rewatched the Mad Max triology just recently, I got all giddy seeing that one scene.

Check out Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky if you get the chance.

Looks like I’ll have to get some Reb Brown movies to my DVD collection – call it the Spoony Effect. :-)
Oh, and the “lot more hemp” clip right after the Russian gets blown up in the end had me in stitches!

only saw the first part on the charity drive, because i got home at 5am gmt+1 and couldn’t possibly stay any longer than 7 am.

however
great review, as always.

and reb brown is THE MAN.

He does have one quotable line “Help me cut the choice meats”

GET TO DA CHOPPPA!!!!!

the worst part, is I thought the EXACT SAME THING when I saw the old guy. I was like “ho snap! IT’S THE GUY FROM YOR! IN ANOTHER REB BROWN MOVIE! :D WE WILL NEED A LOT MORE HEMP BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH!” and then you did it <3

Nooo, that title is specifically reserved for YOR’S WORLD.

Love the 8-bit music intro, Spoony man.

This was actionpacked! Loved theYGOTAS reference aswell.

I didn’t watch the donation drive all the way due to it being night/early morning in my time zone, so what’s all this talk about Spoony’s foot? Did they all do something crazy and got hurt? :o

You’re very fast putting this up after the donation drive! I saw it live, even though it started at 3AM in my Timezone. I was really tired after it until I got a few hours of sleep. :P

Did you know that Reb Brown is so hard that he eats pieces of broken glass instead of potatoe chips?!

In america LOL Little kurriboh refferance?

Austrian Death Machine just topped this off for me! LOVE those guys.
Excellent choice in music and excellent content as always, you never fail to make me crack a smile or burst out laughing Spoony bard!

Reb Brown is the man!

The end credits made me throw up the horns.

Great video, sadly I missed everything after the “Tell me about Disneyland scene” dyrung the drive, so thank you so much for uploading it here.

Might I be correct in my assumption that the next movie is… Captain America?

OMG AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE!!!! btw Noah they made another album called Double Brutal

I LOL’d at “Manila-today”. I live in the Phils. and Manila isn’t like that. It’s a whole urban area there’s hardly any jungle there. Spoony if you like films like these we Filipinos have made tons of actions films that are close to the caliber of Strike Commando.

I really enjoyed the charity drive even if spoony was zombified on the bed for half of it. Hopefully next year there will be more people and less breaking ankles.

old man! holy crap thats awesomesauce =D

well spoony (=/ it wuzz a kid i wood have freeked out even more even had i not known him at all

great review. i desperately, desperately hope Spoony’s seen and will review McBain starring Christopher Walken. it’s the best-named Rambo ripoff ever, and it stars Walken, so you know it’s epic snark bait.

Whoever made the Unbreakable 8-bit remix should, amoung other things, be applauded for making it sound like music from a game about a belly dancing genie that kills things with her hair.

And thats something I want to associate with Spoony.

…Is that shirt..?

The remix of the intro song was MADE OF WIN

Good morning Spoony and fellow Spooners.

1. Love the remixed theme.
2. Is Spoony the kind of person who’d make really unsubtle hints that his next Reb Brown review will be Captain America, or the kind of person who’d FAKE really unsubtle hints that his next Reb Brown review will be Captain America…and then hit us with something else?

Great review Spoony, thanks for that!

I especially liked the subtle(ish) Clones Of Bruce Lee reference :-) Nice implication that fighting with grass is completely normal in exploitation movies.

I was actually thinking that this movie was a ripoff of Missing in Action 3 at first with him leading all the Vietnaese refugees to safety.

Nice work, Noah. I really liked the Austrian Death Machine at the end.

=)

Another note about that gun on the boxart, it seems to have two different vanishing points on the perspective, which means Reb Brown is bending time and space itself through sheer rage.

armor made out of radios
+++++
:D

Here’s what ruptured duck means: http://www.therupturedduck.com/WebPages/Whatis/whatis.htm

Hahaha get to da choppa is an actual metal song? I guess they’ll make anything these days what, with the music world running out of ideas for lyrics.

In regards to reb brown, I would’ve enjoyed this B movie type acting 10 years ago. But now that I’m almost 30, I tend to only get high quality movies.

haha ..
yugioh Abridged

In America!

“It’s a bomb.” *smug smile*

That’s my favorite line. It’s just so smug. Like, “Hohoh, little receptionist, didn’t you know? It’s a bomb.”

HAHA that russin guy dies like a metal gear soild 3 boss!

The Honorable Service Lapel Button sometimes called the Honorable Service Lapel Pin was awarded to United States military service members who were discharged under honorable conditions during World War II.[1] The award was sometimes slangily called the Ruptured duck.[2] Sculptor Anthony de Francisci designed the award.

The button was awarded between September 1939 and December 1946 and was made of gilt brass, except during metal shortages during which it was made of gilt plastic. Service members who received the plastic version were later allowed to trade it in for the brass version.

The button, which depicted an eagle inside a wreath, served as proof to military police that its wearer was not absent without leave. During the World War II emergency, members of the armed forces (unless under orders) were forbidden to possess civilian clothing, in order to make desertion more difficult. The discharge insignia, embroidered onto a cloth lozenge and sewn on the right breast of the tunic, allowed its wearer to wear his or her uniform for up to thirty days subsequent to discharge. Some veterans wore the pin on their civilian lapels for many years after the war’s end. It also appeared on a postage stamp honoring veterans.

The usage of the term later expanded to also refer to the individuals wearing it, as in “that ruptured duck is flying space-available.” Presumably because these individuals were usually in a great hurry to return to their homes in the United States, the term later came into use when describing somebody or something which was moving quickly

The Honorable Service Lapel Button sometimes called the Honorable Service Lapel Pin was awarded to United States military service members who were discharged under honorable conditions during World War II.[1] The award was sometimes slangily called the Ruptured duck.[2] Sculptor Anthony de Francisci designed the award.

The button was awarded between September 1939 and December 1946 and was made of gilt brass, except during metal shortages during which it was made of gilt plastic. Service members who received the plastic version were later allowed to trade it in for the brass version.

The button, which depicted an eagle inside a wreath, served as proof to military police that its wearer was not absent without leave. During the World War II emergency, members of the armed forces (unless under orders) were forbidden to possess civilian clothing, in order to make desertion more difficult. The discharge insignia, embroidered onto a cloth lozenge and sewn on the right breast of the tunic, allowed its wearer to wear his or her uniform for up to thirty days subsequent to discharge. Some veterans wore the pin on their civilian lapels for many years after the war’s end. It also appeared on a postage stamp honoring veterans.

The usage of the term later expanded to also refer to the individuals wearing it, as in “that ruptured duck is flying space-available.” Presumably because these individuals were usually in a great hurry to return to their homes in the United States, the term later came into use when describing somebody or something which was moving quickly

I managed to find an original VHS copy of this on ebay. I’m just waiting for it to arrive. Spoony has turned me into a Reb Brown fanatic.

Nice review, Spoony… I happened to actually see this movie before on Doc Mock’s Movie Mausoleum

http://www.thestream.tv/watch.php?v=1892
http://www.thestream.tv/watch.php?v=1897

You should totally be a guest in the future… Perhaps have Dr. Insano go in your stead!

I’m glad you posted this on your website, I only got to see the first part during the charity drive.
I’m sorry I made a reference to the video “Summoner Geeks” I did not realize that it would annoy or anger anyone in a way that would ban me from chat all together.

I love your movie reviews

@75
…and regarding choice number 2: Yes he is :D

This is got to be one of my favorite reviews, and maybe one of my favorite Bruno/Reb combinations based on how much awesome this movie entails! Can you just imagine going up to a reception desk and be like “Hello, I’m here for the interview…. by the way, here’s a bomb, have a nice day!” only for the receptionist to come out with a big ass gun?

This movie, is the epitome of manliness.

Very funny review. I was lucky enough to have seen Strike Commando before seeing this, and I must say you did it more than justice. You picked up on nearly every nonsensical awesome moment that I did, plus a few more!

There was only one part I noticed missing here (and I believe it was in this film, though I could be remembering wrong), and that’s a scene where Reb is being chased by machine gunning helicopters, and he just keeps Kirk-rolling over and over and over again. Everyone in the room was flabbergasted by the intense lack of sense and sheer length of time the movie spent on it!

I loved your take on the big fight scenes, and your explanation of the cinematic ‘progenitors’ of key scenes. This is a great supplemental piece to the actual movie, and a joy to watch, Thank you!

I just saw this movie on Doc Mock’s!

“Tell me about the rabbits, Reb Brown.”
Really good review Spoony. Along with discovering Nazi Porn…uhgn I can’t believe I just said that.

Love this review, was awesome at the Donation Drive, How’s your foot?

Laggy as fuck!

You could make a drinking game out of these Reb Brown movies!

Every time Reb screams something, take a shot.
Every time someone mentions “a ruptured duck”, take a shot.
Every time “you scared the shit out of me” is mentioned, take a shot.

We need a movie with Reb Brown and Pierre Kirby co-starring. Sure the universe might explode from the uncontainable awesomeness, but it’ll be worth it.

When I first saw “Christopher Walken”, I thought it was Jonathan Winters.

Great Video Spoonyone! Saw the donation drive – Funny stuff!
8-bit theme song for the win!
Can’t wait for more Reb Brown awesomeness!
How’s your foot? Hope its not serious.
Oh, side note. I was watching Dune before the drive started…”we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen!”
Keep it up spoony! the great videos not hurting yourself. “Father, the sleeper has AWAKENED!”

Great Video Spoonyone! Saw the donation drive – Funny stuff!
8-bit theme song for the win!
Can’t wait for more Reb Brown awesomeness!
How’s your foot? Hope its not serious.
Oh, side note. I was watching Dune before the drive started…”we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen!”
Keep it up spoony! the great videos not hurting yourself. “Father, the sleeper has AWAKENED!”

@yor

haha ..
yugioh Abridged

In America!

haha ..
yugioh Abridged

In America!

Good I’m not the only one who thought the same thing. It’s that or captain America.

Tell me about America, Spoony…*cough*

Hmmmm…..love the review….not to found of the remixed music though

Having seen Rambo First Blood Part II way too many times it was like I knew what was going to happen before it did.

Oh, the guy on the boat roof is choking him while some explosives are about to go off. I bet he pulls his knife and stabs him in the gut through the roof then jumps off the boat just in time. Yep.

Man where can I get an MP3 of that 8-bit version of your theme? That was great!

A Reb Brown movie, In America? Is anyone else thinking Captain America?

Kickass review Spoony!
I really dug the charity drive, lots of funny stuff. I was slightly disappointed though that Brad from The Cinema Snob couldn’t be there (even though he’s only loosely affiliated). If you guys plan on doing this again some time in the future, see if he’s up to participating.

Looks like Reb predicted the release of Disney’s Aladdin five years in advance (with his “genie from the magic lamp” comment during the Disneyland explanation).

Did anyone else catch the MST3K reference?

“Can’t we just get BEYOND Thunderdome?”

‘Laserblast’ is one of my favorite MST3K episodes. Great review, Spoony!

I saw your review during the drive and you were awesome! Too bad I didn’t finish watching the entire drive. I loved the 8-bit music theme. Keep up the good work!

“Nyahhhh!!”

–>Engage mighty boot on rubber snake.

nice review as alwasy sire spoony

would be cool to see the script for Brunos movies, it is properly something like

Rob enters room, Rob shoots wildy, Rob Screems (Copy paste for the next 30 scenes).

Reb Brown and The Hairy Old Caveman should have been a double act.

You know where else I heard “I don’t think that’s real Chinese?”

The Wild Wild World of Batwoman.

Spoony, you really DO know your MST3K!

They must have only had the budget for one M-60 machine gun which is why the North Vietnamese guard Reb kills is carrying one – they had to get as much value out of it as possible.

Awesome review, so who’s more awesome in this case…Reb Brown or Pierre Kirby

Hey Spoony if you are looking for an american reb brown war movie look no further than “Uncommon Valor”

You forgot to credit the music from Gothic 3 that you used.

lucky you got away with the thunderdome joke. i’m still waiting for my chance to say it

LOL another great movie with Reb brown LOL
you never disappoint Spoony

Dude, you think “Strike Commando” is funny? You should see “Rats: Night of Terror”. That movie has massive amounts of camp. “Hell of the Living Dead” is also another really great Bruno Mattei film. It’s obviously a terrible rip-off of Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead”, but it still is loads and loads of fun!

Ah come on Spoony. I knew it was a Rambo Rippoff from the moment you held the DVD-cover into the camera. I mean look at it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:First_blood_poster.jpg

Next time make it harder to guess. :p

Missed on an awesome “THE FURY” joke when the russian exploded! Awesome review Spoony!

Thanks spoony. thanks a LOT. I couldn’t help but head bang unfortuantly i was on y laptop and my head banging caused it to freeze.

The T-Rex roar when reb makes that face made the whole review! I laughed so hard when I saw that!

Man, you’re improving with each review you do!
They’ve always been funny and very clever, but now they’re starting
to look REALLY professional.
I don’t mean that they ever looked bad before, but perhaps you’ve got
some new tech to work with?

Reb Brown and Bruno Mattei are hilarious for all the wrong reasons, but you make
even their antics look good!
I can’t wait for the next one. But are you sure an American Reb film isn’t too good to spoof, though?

LOVE the new intro, Spoony! I sort of miss the song lyrics, but the 8-bitness of the new version makes up for it. I gotta say, the intro is great if only to see how you’ve changed over the years heh heh.

I agree with Marcus’ comment above, too. These really, really are starting to look professional as heck. I guess you put your early Christmas present/donation to good use? :-D

Also, MGS reference ftw! I nearly choked on my root beer!

Oh WOW, awesome remixed theme song Spoonyman! :)

I want to see a review of an american movie too, Spoony.

Would be nice to see Dr Insano pop in the next review

This perhaps is my new favorite review.

The “Oscar” scene was pure gold.

@ all of the “Captain America” speculation: I doubt that’ll be the movie since Nostalgia Critic already did a Captain America review back in August? No idea what it would be, and not saying Spoony can’t or won’t make one of his own, but it makes me think it’ll be something other than Cap.

RIP OOFF!

Spoony, I believe you missed the part where he knifes that soldier through the roof of the boat, Rambo does that in one of his movies. Also the part where he comes across a soldier and says “You scared the shit out of me!” is ripping off his own movie RoboWar. Kinda sad you didn’t point em out, but maybe you just thought it was obvious at this point.

Um . . . was there actually a plot there? It seemed to be more of a loose collection of random action clips strung together in semi-chronological order.

Oh, and I also really enjoyed his belt-fed machine gun near the end (and likely places too) that never actually moved the belt. Makes you wonder what was feeding that gun. But then, that’s a question for a movie that involves logic.

“You don’t need to protect Spoony from Bad Movies
You need to protect Bad Movies from Spoony!”

I guess we’re going to get a Captain America review next?

Not going lie, that’s pretty awesome you featured my cousin’s less famous band, Austrian Death Machine. Suited your Get to Da Choppa comment perfectly and he’s the man.

Just watched, awesome…. ANd not only did the freaking fun have 6 rotating gatling barrels, But a sniper scope as well.

Not nearly as bad as one sci-fi channel movie where one guys gun had sniper scope, silencer, flash suppressor, laser sight, Bayonet, and grenade launcher all piled on.Best part was the bayonet was RIGHT infront of the grendade launcher, so either when you shot the grenade it also sent the knife flying at the person your shooting. Or just blew up in your face..

“The T-Rex roar when reb makes that face made the whole review! I laughed so hard when I saw that!”

Agreed, that was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in one of your reviews. I watched that over and over again cracking my ass up.

That and the scene where he jumps off the boat, I had no idea what he was saying or if that was a clip you added yourself, but it was fucking HILARIOUS.

Awesome Ending!

I love Burton

Kenedys Garage Band…I have no idea what that means… wow your ARE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD NAK RAH!!!

8-bit theme song for the win indeed. Nice review!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=101183454 umm is this that impossible weapon with a wing on it??? oh wait no their tail feathers LMFAO

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=0&release=101492120 SORCE ERROR elliminated

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=101205666&release=101492237 a rip off of some point in Chrono Trigger

Spoony, Noah, this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. You just keep getting funnier, man! I can’t imagine the amount of work you put into these videos. Love ‘em Spoony, love ‘em.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=101159921 my space gli_tch

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=101159355 WTF

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=101158782 Im Cyrus’s Nobody…Just Breathe~

LUNATIC PANDORA …revealed… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMR7YqyF22Y “YOU FUCKING WATCH THIS!”

Awesome review, Spoony! I was expecting the guy to start screaming “Wolverines!!”, but he never did. I guess ripping off Rambo was enough. Lol

Stick with the origional theme song, that one was painfull. Other than that it was pretty good.

Three words; “Strike Commando 2.”

The American Dream: Donald Duck. Ice Cream Trees. Genies.

SPOONY! Theres a scene in this movie that is ripping off apocalypse now it’s when Reb Brown talks to the Vietnamese boy about Disney land is sort of like when Lance reads the letter from home and he said Vietnam is better then Disney.

Okay, first off, the 8-Bit “Break Me” KICKED ASS.
Second, Reb Brown does indeed KICK ASS.
Third, this review KICKED ASS.
It all kinda seemed like a weird Yor Reunion- Reb Brown, Old Caveman Guy, and Moments That Make Your Head Explode. All it needed was Reb Brown comitting random acts of genocide and… hell, I don’t know, dinosaurs, I guess. Or Darth Kitty robots.
Now all we need is a Bruno Mattei/Reb Brown movie that rips off Delta Force! Or Red Dawn!
WOLVERINES!

Just looked up Red Brown on imdb, he’s actually going to be in the new Alice and Wonderland as a random jester. The thing is, he’s uncredited! Spoony should start a petition to get his awesomeness recognized!

Does anyone find it funny that Spoony scores movies better than Mattei? That t-rex roar nearly ended me.

the steel jaw form james bond?! and look inot a movie callled alien vs hunter ther some shit you’ll love making fun of

As soon as I saw the cover for Strike Commando, the first words out of my mouth were “mother f… Rambo?”

The opening song threw me off a bit. One of the things I always look forward to on your reviews is the opening song (I love it, and I can’t even tell why). The 8-bit version of it was pretty cool though. As always, totally funny video. Can’t wait until your next one.

One of the best episode in Spoony history made so far! Keep up the good work!

hey I was in the _ASS PRO SHOP today and int he BOAT ANCHOR section I saw something… a HOOKER…maybe WARD was throwing HOOKERS LMFAO

Simply a Great review

My God. The Oscar clip made me pause the video three times.

And Godzilla!Reb made me shoot coke out of my nose. I wasn’t even drinking coke.

My God. The Oscar clip made me pause the video three times.

And Godzilla!Reb made me shoot coke out of my nose. I wasn’t even drinking coke.

As for the remixed theme- I kind of liked it. Not sure if I’d want it to replace the regular one, but it was kind of neat.

First, new t shirt idea there with the reb brown title,
second, what, couldnt ask LittleKuriboh to help with a random In America! line?

I’m glad you got around to doing “Strike Commando” in a video. After seeing your review of “Robowar,” I was psyched to find this on DVD- as part of the Grindhouse: Mercs Collection. It was well worth your time and I’m glad you felt that way too.

For all the talk about “Strike Commando II,” I should mention that Reb is NOT in that film. I know- I was sad too. The only funny aspect of the second film is that they used the same camera and crew to shoot the film that “Zombie 4: After Death” did. In fact, they shot during the day, while “Zombie” shot at night. Talk about cost effective!

As people have mentioned “Rats” is a good candidate for some Bruno Mattei fun, as is “Hell of the Living Dead.” I highly recommend them both.

What sort of Reb Brown movie is there that is so AMERICAN? I mean it would be hard to find a movie staring Reb Brown that is so vastly AMERICAN. You’ve have to be some sort of CAPTAIN in the movie industry to find a movie with him representing AMERICA.

That review was FUCKING awesome! Great job. I can’t wait to see the “American” Reb Brown movie review.

Insanely great review Spoony, had me laughing even in parts that I don’t think were meant to be funny.

I especially liked the 8-bit theme song. Wouldn’t mind an mp3 of that.

I don’t think Spoony would want to review Strike Commando 2, it’s actually in the non-enjoyable way, and has no Reb Brown.

hey spooney great review i love it. what an ass load of crap that movie is. but i think i’ve just watched one of the worst movies ever made and it’s american made to.

i highly sudgest if you really want to see what modern hollywood can churn out that you rent the bad lietenat (sp?) port of call new orleans. with val kilmer and nickalous cage.

i can’t list here all the things that are just so wrong with this movie (aside from nicolaus cage being in it hiiioooooo.) but trust me you will not find a more retched movie in recent releases i mean this movie makes transformers 2 seem funny by comparison i couldn’t even tell you what genre it is from cause nothing in this whole god forsaken movie makes any sense whatsoever. so i hope you check it anddo a review i can garuantee you will not have any trouble riffing this movie for how bad it is.

Great review as always, Spoony! Though honestly I’m a bit disappointed by the new music for the title sequence. I’m all for 8-bit tunes, but despite best efforts this remix of “Break Me” is a big disappointment, especially when I liked the original song so much.

The Starship Troopers theme bit was way too funny, great song choice!

Big fan! I didn’t know you were an Arizonan.
I live in Phoenix myself and work at Sky Harbor.

Keep up the great work!

For those titilated by Spoony’s end credits:
Austrian Death Machine “Get To The Choppa” video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPIO86jTrQQ

btw
So many awesome scenes in the movie, but the head bash between Red and the red (Red B. vs the skinhead Russian) takes the cake for me. It proves that dumb Z movies from the 80′s were at least loads of fun, unlike today’s Z cinema.

Bruno’s best yet:).

Great review, spoony simply never disappoints.

One thing thou, the Commander-Guy doesn´t look like Gary Busey, he looks like David Letterman!

Great review, spoony simply never disappoints.

One thing thou, the Commander-Guy doesn´t look like Gary Busey, he looks like David Letterman!

BTW, Am I the only one that sees a slightly brighter circle on the left side throughout this video?

You’re right, that scene was hilarious. That film looked like such a typical action film.

I saw a great film last week, Black Dynamite. If you haven’t seen it Spoony, or anyone else, check it out. It’s absolutely hilarious. It’s about about a badass black guy, shooting other black guys, whooping generic Chinese henchmen, uncorrupting the streets children and taking on Richard Nixon. Dy-na-mite.

And thanks Viewer for getting that link mate.

S..spoony! T…Tell me about disneyland!

THAT’S THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE
I’M GOING TO DIE OF A MASCULINITY OVERDOSE

holy shit that’s the best fight scene I’ve ever seen

I think the commander is more like a cross between Tom Berenger, Eric Roberts, and Michael Parks.

If there was a “Reb Brown Motherfuckers” with a picture of that box art on the shirt or at least a photoshopped cut of Reb from the box art with that gun, I would buy it asap.

love the intro

love the intro

I just love when he keeps shooting when everybody is already dead.

thanks for the defibulator…

-Ethan J. Hunt

i like how you ripped off mst3k while mattei ripped off thunderdome. classic.

Call me a guy with no sense for sarcasm – but I hope that line about him being sophisticated action hero was it, sarcasm.

I’m the guy that did the Chiptune/8-bit cover of “Break Me,” and I do appreciate the feedback you all have given thus far. I am at least a little curious about what was it that some of you didn’t like about this particular arrangement of the song. Also, thanks to those who enjoyed the arrangement, though I’ll have to talk to Spoony first about distributing the MP3.

Holy shit, an Asian guy with a thick scraggly beard? That’s not something you see everyday. In Asia, they consider peach fuzz a fucking beard, and something only playas sport. I can’t imagine what they think of full-on hobo.

Dear Skitch,

I for one think that the 8-bit cover of ‘Break Me’ was splendid, though I do prefer the original version. I believe that while the 8-bit version has a lot of the appeal, the orginal simply works better as a theme tune because it packs more of a punch. However I look forward to an MP3 version of the new rendering.

Between persons living or dead…..???

Ha ha ha…wow. Robowar is easily my favorite review, and Yor was the review that introduced me to this site, so it’s always awesome to see more Reb Brown flicks. Spoony and Reb Brown are clearly a review match made in heaven.

Also, in case no one’s mentioned it, I noticed that in the clip where it first shows the receptionist with an assault rifle and a bunch of guys are running by her, one is part of Reb Brown’s team in Robowar…the one who does the first “firing wildly at nothing” scene (“Whatever it is…it ain’t no more.”)

Just noticed something… this movie was set during the Vietnam War. Disney’s Aladdin didn’t come out until the 90s.

Reb Brown is from the future. D:

Each one is better than the last, Spoony. These are the kinds of movies I stick around the Internet to hear about. More please.

Also…when is the inevitable Spoony-Snob “Bruno Mattei Extrvaganza” crossover taking place? Because if I missed that, suicide would be my only option. Well, that, and just watching it on blip.

were those Vietnamese refugees wearing bluejeans? i didn’t know Levi’s had opened an outlet mall in Quang Tri province.

ah, dear Reb Brown. screaming like a woman all throughout 80s cheese.

holy crap, reb brown is going to be in the new Alice in Wonderland movie!

Actually Strike Commando is from 1987… D: How did Bruno Mattei knew about Aladin? D:

It wasn’t until I started watching reviews here on TSE that I even realized who Reb Brown is. Until then, he was pretty much just that guy in those bad action movies.

So what about Ssssss? That’s a pretty good cult classic that he took part in!

“As soon as I get back, I’m gonna write their goddamn names on the wall with your SEVERED DICK!”

EPIC!

Fucking EH!
Spoony just made a freaking Bandit Keith joke. Also, delightfully placed. Kudos Spoony. Kudos indeed.

I just have to say when you mentioned beyond thunderdome, i nearly crapped my pants. i will now continue with the video…

mst3k rulz

Oh man, at the end there Spoony almost became Bandit Keith from YuGiOh abridged.

Oh my God, you’re hilarious! I haven’t watched a complete video since Final Fantasy but this one was just great!

Did anyone else notice that when Reb is blowing the fuck out of Raddic’s HQ, the framing is almost EXACTLY the same as the scene where the Terminator blows through the Police HQ in the first Terminator!?

Or at least, I thought it did.

The mixing was a little amateur, the lead track was far too prominent

in fact, remove it in sections and sone it right down

The mixing was a little amateur, the lead track was far too prominent

in fact, remove it in sections and sone it right down

Hej Kaizen I dont se You post any videos or have fans mr.critic,
just efing epic spoonman i nearly pissed my self:)

So many references to past reviews! Should I be impressed or feel sorry for you? Funny either way.

I’m sorry Spoony, but I can’t find anything funny about a scene where an innocent child dies. No matter how bad the movie is.

Love that C64 intro!

Say what you want at least in this movie they had enough money to have a choppa in it! not like in a Robowar a footage of one flying around thet is inconsistent with the action….. I’ll shut up now.

The newest entry for Top 10 Worst Spoony jokes is: the Beyond Thunderdome joke. But I’m just kidding that joke and the part after it were pretty good.

And the award for overacting over a supposedly dead child goes to… Reb Brown!! (applause) Thank you Reb. May you overact in many more films to come.

Surprise buttsecksski!

what a co-inky-dink i made a beyond thunderdome joke on 4chan 3 days ago, only 1 person got it.

I agree Noah, Reb could have been a good action hero but his post-kills just aren’t as good as the bigwigs like Norris, Swartzenager, Seagal or even Stallone. This one I also agree was much MUCH better than Robowar, ripoff not as blatant and actually kind of-sort of had a storyline. Can’t wait to see which American Reb Brown movie you review next?

Out of curiosity, was Space Mutiney an American production or was it another foriegn import. The only good thing that seems to have come out of that movie (and this is a nice piece of triva for those of you who didn’t know this when you read this) was that Reb met his wife Cissy Cameron on the set and they’re still happily married from what I understand.

Keep up the great work there Spoonyone and you have my support into your effort to review all the sequals to Nightmare/Atmosphere. *thumbs up*

MST3K reference with the “can we get beyond Thunderdome”? (Laserblast was such a good episode)

YES! A REFERENCE TO YUGIOH ABRIGED!!!!

“what a co-inky-dink i made a beyond thunderdome joke on 4chan 3 days ago, only 1 person got it.”

Rules 1 and 2!

http://abc.go.com/watch/clip/v/SH011580430000/228990/242207 umm what the hell is Tyler wearing…A FUCKING SeeD STUDENT UNIFORM!!!!!….

Oooh man, been watching this for quite some time now (in a massive Spoony marathon sort a way), and must say, this is AWESOME! Keep up the good work man!

GET TO DA CHOPPA
IT’S THE ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE
DON’T LET THEM STOP YOU
DON’T LET THE HOLD YOU BAAAAACK!!!

I am so pumped right now.

GET TO DA CHOPPA
IT’S THE ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE
DON’T LET THEM STOP YOU
DON’T LET THEM HOLD YOU BAAAAACK!!!

I am so pumped right now.

IN AMERICA!!!

First of all, to the guy above who asked: Space Mutiny was not an American Film; according to Wikipedia it’s from South Africa (made during the Apartheid years).

Well Spoony, you finally did it. Your analysis of his work finally drove me to the torrent sites to find & download one of Bruno Mattei’s films. Unfortunately, that film was “Private House of the SS” (AKA “SS Girls”). Yikes. So far I’ve only skipped around & caught little bits here & there, but man, I guess I was just not ready to be thrown head-first into the skeevy world of Nazi Porn, a genre catering specifically to people who have an actual full-on sexual fetish for Nazim, Nazi uniforms, Nazi sadism, Nazi debauchery, and the swastikas!, Always with the swastikas! Even Goobles would say Mattei was going way overboard with all the swastikas. It is kind of funny on one level, but also sort of disturbing if you let your mind think about it too much, especially when you realize just how many of these softcore Nazi porn things were being cranked out at the time by the very continent that Hitler had raped & pissed on so mercilessly.

That’s the other thing: the file I downloaded was apparently from a DVD that also had a bunch of other seperate “coming attractions” clips for other (presumebly made by Mattei under various pseudonyms) Nazi porn epics, along with porno-cannibal & porno-zombie films like “Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead” and the infamous “Porno Holocaust” but best of all was a short interview segment with Bruno Mattei himself. (which I’m guessing Spoony has seen. If not, he needs to at once). In it we learn:

1) Mattei, unlike Uwe Boll, doesn’t actually like any of his films and has no desire to watch them.
2) He mentions how Quentin Tarrintino had “rediscovered” his & other Italian schlock films and admitted to being “influenced” by them, “until recently, now he’s hooked on Chinese films.” (I’d love to see his follow-up reaction after he saw Inglorious Bastards)
3) He slams American filmmaking, saying American film crews (who he’s worked with, somehow) have no imagination or problem-solving skills, which might be a tad more persuasive if his own films weren’t so laughably inept on a technical level.

Honestly Spoony, that pose on the preview picture is priceless. Exchange that dvd-case with ANY kind of beer and I’ll go and buy it.

Excellent review!! I loled soo hard!! thats why I luv you spoony.

OMG I have been rolling at this review. All hail Spoony!

Spoony can you PLEASE watch Delgo and give impressions?

hey umm a clunker is easy to repair cost next to nothing in insurance… why get rid of them??? oh I know cause new cars cost what like 500 a month in insurance you have to take them to a shop with all the money that was blown on this deal we could have passenger car trains… I didnt watch G. I. JOE rise of cobra I did buy the sound track tho my conclusion is that SNAKE EYES is the Enemy and a trator I mean why is he hiding behind a mask…yaknow its a set up when in training every platoons name has to do with a snake and the only shower shoes the PX sells say oh shit yeah I bout shit myself when I read them get this LAGUNA i was so fucking scared the day I bought shower shoes…like is any of this for real or not… oh and my favorite drill sgt. quote is this “Any of you privates start getting a little runny nose or coughing don’t you be taking spoon fulls of cough syrup you drink the whole bottle we cant have you infecting the rest of us”…my idiot wife never asked about my shower shoes…I lost them in 2008 when my entire apt. was empty after a 6 hour walk…

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/aj/ajs/14481-rdrag#josc185908

Look, you twat. This is what happened when you didn’t review the greatest movie of all time. You just ruined a day in my sad pathetic life. I hope you are happy.

Was it that hard to review it? The movie was just begging for it, but you turned it away like that cute chick that was totally in to you a while ago but for some reason you got scared and played hard to get until she grew tired of it and moved on.

You Sir, have lost my respect.

PS If you for some reason do decide to review it, I will forgive you.

Congratulations on the success of the charity drive Spoony. Your presence there is what finally sold me on donating. I really think you guys should be proud of yourselves for what you have accomplished. Keep up the great work.

“JAKOTAAAAA!” is a line that should make it in the white random-quoting banner at the top of the website pages…

Classic Spoony

great review. I can’t believe it took me so long to discover Spoony.

Spoony, check it!

http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=d23d40ba057ad65900d139466856c38b

ROFL “for stalin! FOR DISNEYLAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!”
i fucking love you spoony, keep up the good work.

You’re going to review Captain America, aren’t you? Space Mutiny has already been done a million times before, so I assumed you would just skip it.

Well, since The Critic already did Captain America… I can only guess that you’re going to tackle its sequel. I’m so sorry, Spoony.

My key words for this review

Awesome
Yu-gi-oh Abridged series is awesome aswell, get your ass to make a cameo in there (Linkara did it)
Dig the new intro music.
?????
Profit

Isn’t Reb Brown an extra in the Burton’s Alice in Wonderland? 8D

@metalbryan
The Nostalgia Critic did the 1990´s Captain America – NOT the Reb Brown one´s from the 70´s ;)

That’s what I get for posting sleepily I guess. I’m still sorry for Spoony. lol

Very funny episode. Great work, Spoony!

Yes, Cassave. Reb Muthafuckin Brown gonna play a major role in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland as Jester # 2.

This shit is hilarious! I love Riffing on old shitty ass movies! You should look up Cyprus Corners movies from the 80s. They are total Mad Max Road Warrior rip off and are just as funny. One even has Molly Ringwald starring in it. I think its called Space Hunter. Check them out they will crack you up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruptured_duck

I have no idea what this has to do with the comment made in the movie but there is somthing by the name of ruptured duck in the millitary. Thought you might like to see it. Still have no idea how it could be used as a insult.

Spoony, that was a great review. I’m tempted to track down a copy of this movie. Your spot on about Reb lacking good post-kill one liners, but your making me like Reb Brown now. Now I have to get the MST3K set with Space Mutiny on it.

I only recently started watching your stuff on That Guy With The Glasses, I wish I had done so sooner, your funny and awesome. Keep up the great work!

Don’t tell me he’s going to do that movie… Oh god I can’t wait!!!

oh my god… not… Captain… America….

Wow. The cover to that is just one step up from NES box art.

Great review.

But it’s been 5 days…I know you’re busy, but not even just a little posted message of what you’ve been up to? :(

Yes! Yes! Captain America.

Can’t we get beyond Thunderdome…

I think there was a achievement in Borderlands with the exact same name.

Is it me or does the chinese guy who tries to strangle Reb on the patrol boat shout ‘Our Father, Who art in Heaven’? Maybe the guy realised he’d just tried to take on the musclebound hero and was trying to make last-minute peace with God.

please review Howling 2

Reb Brown vs Werewolves, Also includes Christopher Lee wearing silly glasses

Shit, I just remembered Howling 2 was Czech

I will say this for Reb Brown. He’s no Pierre Kirby. Take that how you will.

HAHAHAHAHA, OMG. these movies are so friggin’ awesome. Noah, another great review. this is hilarious!

In AMERICA!

“Can’t we get BEYOND Thunderdome?”

Amazing, I was sure I would never hear someone use it as a joke…

Wow…

Another hysterical Review! Thanks Noah, You brighten my day.

very funny as always.

hey just wondering if you at some point could review roger waters’ the wall?

the movie not the album

Yeah “Cant we get Beyond Thunderdome?” is an achievement in Borderlands for winning an arena match.

Anyway I laughed my ass off at the fight between Reb an the Russian guy. That was so ridiculous.

Having Transformers the movie ’86 flashbacks whenever I read that.

“And the greatest action hero (Autobot) of them all… Reb Brown…will return!”

The T-rex roar had me in stitches, btw.

I thought Rambo II a few minutes into the review. Guess I’m a good guesser. xD

Dude, that shot where the guy Reb is fighting jumps off the waterfall is ripped straight from Robowar.

Man, that Jakota guy pulled a Cobra Unit at the end – exploding THEN yelling in anger.

Mazeru: That was Reb praying. He was praying that he would live the explosion.

21:16

That Music Is From Starship Troopers…

The Attack On Klendathu, I Think… And Various Places In The Film. xD

Nice to see that comments are Anon anymore

Yeah…finding that one is hard. Your best bet is to try and find someone who can import it for you.

Probably my favorite review except for one part. The part where the sentry notices something it should have been a question mark instead of the exclamation point.

BULLSHIT AND DEMONS! XD

why dose a gurrilla fighter have a support weapon?!

I lost my shit when I saw Reb do the T-Rex roar, I lost it, completely.

MORTAL KOMBAAAT !! !! Man I can’t fucking believe the Space Mutiny guy (Reb Brown) is the star staple for Bruno Mattai’s action movies, thanks for letting me in on this Spoon Man

Umberto Lenzi ripped himself off in a few movies. Via la Reb Brown. WAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGHH!!

Reb Brown should be in the same pantheon as Bruce Campbell. They should at least make a movie together.

…In America. BANDIT KEITH FTW!!!

FOR DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!

The pelvic thrust guy reminds me of a TF2 Demoman! :P

Time, 19:34 = THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!

You know that is right spoony, that doesn’t make him a Communist. An asshole maybe but not a communist.

Radick doesn’t even have the gun cocked!

That epic Reb Brown scream sent me out of my chair. Aw man, I’ve got tears in my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

The T-Rex Scream is priceless.

And lo, the Lord said unto the world “He who opposes me shall face mine Angel of Death, and the Angel’s name shall be Reb Brown. And he shall set upon mine enemies with a vengence. And every mother fucker shall burn.” So say ith the Lord. In the name of the Spoony One, the Insano, and the Burton..Amen.

Is it just me or is Reb totally Jason Stackhouse from True Blood?

lmao! ”they got popcorn there *sniff* all you have too do is climb the tree.” lmao

How’d we lose ‘Nam with guys like Ransom and Rambo fighting?

I hope the end was satirical, seeing as we’re getting a shitload of Hollywood remakes of “foreign” movies recently.

Is it me, but out of all the Reb Brown movies shown, this is probably the one that looks the most interesting to watch?

I mean, it rips off Rambo, but hey, if you’re going to rip off a movie, rip off a good one.

Also, if you look at IMDB, there’s a movie he’s going to be in that’s in post-production, called Night Claws or something. About a Sasquatch or Bigfoot or something like that, and has him and FRANK STALLONE.

That is a bad ass weapon. 

reb’s gonna need a lot more hemp before this is through.

I forgot you reviewed this movie, Spoony. Not until you mentioned it in that vid with Brad. Really digging the old intro. Seems like only a few months ago I was watching these.

i feaking love the T-Rex roar joke at war-screams

Imagine if Reb Brown was in the expendables with such action heroes as Norris, Stallone, & schwartzenager. THAT would be the best movie ever.