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http://www.myspace.com/firefighternick214 FireFighter214

Merry Christmas Noah. Your funny and entertaining as always. I got my brother the Warrior University T-shirt for Christmas. See you next year.

superhyperduck

hulk spogan was awesome!

beliskner

Merry Christmas to you and your family and loved ones, Noah.

http://www.facebook.com/professorskar Lee Erickson

I remember reading about this on Wrestlecrap. Hilarious

Anonymous

Great review. I got the hummer joke and it did give me a good chuckle, even some proper smarks might not get that one. I lmao’d at the Cena joke though. Not that it would ever happen but if you reviewed The Marine it would be too funny. Cena is actually bullet proof in some scenes in that movie.
Great job on copying the Hogan promo with the strap and at the very ending i was jus thinking “WOOOOO” the whole time.
Merry christmass and happy new year spoony.

murderouscow

Where did you find that Iron Sheik clip? Awesome. Good video again, Oh Spooony One, Funniest Man of the Intrawebz.

Kvb

Ah, it's nice to see the Ultimate Warrior again. I loved that comic review.

Still not sure how I feel about Insano's son, though.

Sickler

I demand more wrestling related videos, good stuff man.

Have a Merry Christmas man, I look forward to more awesome videos into the next year.

http://www.facebook.com/people/David-George/100000277813579 David George

Not a fan of warrior or hogan, but I loved this video. Definitely worth staying up late for.

Thanks Spoony for all the hours of entertainment you've provided the past couple of years.

Sickler

Oh, and I guess I'm a Spoony One Percenter, because that Hummer joke made me lol.

MartianMan

Congratulations on winning, Spooney! Thanks for all the videos the past few years.

deserteagle

Yay! A Christmas related review on Christmas Eve. My Christmas spirit this year has been at its lowest this time around but this video just bumped it up a notch. And deep down inside every one of us we do believe in John Mclain kicking ass.

Merry Christmas!

Lord Adamyte

WOOOOO!

Merry Holidays to all you folks out there, and especially to you Spoony!

Now if you don’t mind I have myself some Die Hard to watch.

Anonymous

Merry Christmas Spoony!

http://twitter.com/Maulmoviemoos Maul

Great vid. Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus Spoony.

Cthulhu07

Absolutely hilarious, man. Your impressions of Hogan and Warrior… wow. You gotta do more of these wrestling thingies next year. Maybe Hogan's No Holds Barred or John Cena's The Marine/12 Rounds. Those flicks sure deserve to be bashed… big time.:D

Thank you for year's worth of great entertaiment. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year too :D

obscuruslupa

YOU CANNOT REASON WITH THE WARRIOR, HOAK HOGAN! SKRONK!

Awesome review. Nothing like some Hulkamania for the holidays.

obscuruslupa

YOU CANNOT REASON WITH THE WARRIOR, HOAK HOGAN! SKRONK!

Awesome review. Nothing like some Hulkamania for the holidays.

obscuruslupa

YOU CANNOT REASON WITH THE WARRIOR, HOAK HOGAN! SKRONK!

Awesome review. Nothing like some Hulkamania for the holidays.

obscuruslupa

:( Awww, the login confused me and I posted three times. Sorry!

Anonymous

Great review, Spoony! Can’t believe you actually brought up the Apple Pie Indian Strap Match, jack! The clips of the Iron Sheik are priceless too! Seriously, Spoony, we need more wrestling vids out of you.

http://twitter.com/TheRadDude Sean Curley

I'm still getting over seeing Hulk Hogan with a full head of hair.

Anyway, great video, Spoony, and Merry Christmas. You truly are the King of the Internet Funnymen. Don't Billy Gunn it.

RHCZ

GAH! 9:56. I know that guy! He's that one guy … I think, from Bio Dome! He's the scientist dude who gets a hard on for watching butterflies porking.

Good times.

http://www.vaughnonmovies.com/ Vaughn On Movies

What I've been saying for years. Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.

http://www.vaughnonmovies.com/ Vaughn On Movies

For goodness sake please explain the Hummer joke.

Michael_G

Ok its kinda hard to simply but… basiclly it was an angle they did in WCW in i think 1999 where Kevin Nash got ran over by a mystery man driving a hummer. To cut a long story short, Hogan made his return months down the line as a face and feuded with Nash which reulted in lex luger accusing Hogan of being the driver, although it never was outright stated who the driver was. For anyone who does know what the joke ment it was quite funny, also because in the movie hogan goes crazy in a hummer.

http://www.giantbomb.com/ Alex

I'm sure the Nostalgia Critic didn't realize when he came up with the “I was frozen today” joke that there are many movies in which it can actually be used literally.

Dilaudid281

Awesome review. You're really adding on to the list of personalities, which you're doing a very good job with imitating their characters. The Hummer reference was a really nice touch lol.

Happy Holidays!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Elliott/1680986621 Tom Elliott

I'll be honest, that film looked fairly badass and legitimately funny

http://ultimateswerve.com Chris Wilson

Nash accused Sting of doing it and conspiring with Randy Savage and Sid Vicious in the build up to their Tag Team match at Bash at the Beach 1999. And this angle was done months before Russo first came to WCW in October 1999. They then rehashed the storyline in April 2000 when Billy Kidman and Eric Bischoff drove a hummer into Hogan's limo with Hogan inside…. I have no girlfriend.

But for doing a hummer joke: Spoony, you are officially the greatest man on the planet!

http://www.vaughnonmovies.com/ Vaughn On Movies

Thank you both. I should have realized this, 1999 was the year I watched WCW.
Anonymous

Yeah, I remember after that they tried to start a Hogan vs. Kidman angle to prove that Hogan sells out arenas and Kidman cant sell out a hotdog stand, or something to that effect
Anonymous

Yeah, I remember after that they tried to start a Hogan vs. Kidman angle to prove that Hogan sells out arenas and Kidman cant sell out a hotdog stand, or something to that effect

invisiblecrane

Awesome, a new Spoony One review…and on my birthday of all days

Still Merry Christmas Spoony One from someone who's followed you since your Heroes Of The Lance review

MrSaturn

Funny review and I did get the Hummer reference.

calibandonflamingo

“the rapings will continue” best out of context line ever

http://www.facebook.com/jordan.hammer Jordan Hammer

Man that weird safari guy looks a lot like tony hale from arrested development.

crystal_cyanide

I remember seeing this film as a kid… even then, I seriously thought this movie was some sort of televised prank; at the very least, a made-for-TV movie of incredibly low standards.

dgcakes

Hey, the stupid cop in the car that freaked out, isn't he that dude who played that guy in star trek that likes tranya? -total idiot here obviously-

Also, holy crap, that IS Donna's dad! -didn't recognize him- Lawl the only person I did recognize was Dr. Blight cause he's been on crossing jordan and was my favorite character.

Haplo699

Awesome video man, have yourself a great Christmas.

dgcakes

also, woo, awesome review and happy holidays spoony. Though I gotta ask, what's with everyone suddenly making so many shit and bowel jokes? The NC's done a bunch of them lately, you did the Insano one in this ep. I mean, I guess it was kinda funny seeing Insano reading Jane Austen and doing the spray thing but the trend of it lately is just killing any funny coming from the context of that scene. Oh well, it's prolly just me.

ukyo

Oh god, the dramatic moment with Insano made my day. Thanks Spoony, great video as always and happy holidays!

TripleKelly

Ace review, Spoonster! Good reference to the aborted “humvee” incident (Sable was supposed to be driving it but when she didn't sign with WCW, they tried to think of other people who could've driven it but then quietly pretended it never happened. Like stuff that didn't make sense stopped them before). And the black groundskeeper is Garrett Morris, he was one of the original “Not Ready for Primetime Players” castmembers from SNL's first 5 years, and he was on Martin Lawrence's FOX sitcom. And Hulk's resident hanger-on Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake was the oriental mad scientist that appears with no explanation halfway through the movie. I wonder if Brian Knobbs was supposed to have that part but Brutus slashed his tires and showed up to the set.

BTW, Lenny the Elf has a very punchable face. I can't be alone in noticing that.

Have a super Merry Christmas and fun-filled New Year! And get your foot taken care of post-haste! :)

Anonymous

Hello, is this the same Triple Kelly who now writes on Wrestlecrap? If so, right on, this is Ultimate Kennedy.
- http://www.wrestlecrap.com Anonymous
  
  Yes sir! Hey Ultimate Kennedy! :)
  - Anonymous
    
    Glad to see you here. By the way thank you so much for posting Mr. Plinketts Episode II review on the Wrestlecrap Forum. I followed it, loved it and am now a fan. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
  - Anonymous
    
    Glad to see you here. By the way thank you so much for posting Mr. Plinketts Episode II review on the Wrestlecrap Forum. I followed it, loved it and am now a fan. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
  - Anonymous
    
    Glad to see you here. By the way thank you so much for posting Mr. Plinketts Episode II review on the Wrestlecrap Forum. I followed it, loved it and am now a fan. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
  - Anonymous
    
    Glad to see you here. By the way thank you so much for posting Mr. Plinketts Episode II review on the Wrestlecrap Forum. I followed it, loved it and am now a fan. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
  - Anonymous
    
    Glad to see you here. By the way thank you so much for posting Mr. Plinketts Episode II review on the Wrestlecrap Forum. I followed it, loved it and am now a fan. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Anonymous

Hello, is this the same Triple Kelly who now writes on Wrestlecrap? If so, right on, this is Ultimate Kennedy.

EatTheHumans

Ooooohh Insano needs to eat more Fiber methinks. That didn't sound normal.

Great review Spoony but just one question, was that you doing Hogan at the end? I couldn't be sure under that outrageous moustache.

http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

Happy holidays, Spoony! To your family and friends as well. :)
And, yeah, Die Hard is the best christmas movie ever. Oh, and Gremlins.

ubernerd232

Yes, great work SpoonyOne. Loved the insider and old school wrestling references. We need more wrestling related vids. And I don't know if this movie is beneath Clint Howard though. He was in Ticks for God's sake!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastian-Recio/616146148 Sebastian Recio

Hey Spoony, and merry christmas to you! Did you know that Dr. Blight is also the voice of Alistair in Dragon Age?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Georg-Veramme/719603017 Georg Veramme

Jane Austen?!
You evil heartless bastard, i have to read fucking Pride and Prejuidice for fuck sake!
Ju st kidding, Merry Christmas Dude!

Anonymous

lawl, reading pride and prejudice for school may be bad, but some of her other books are okay if that’s your thing.

Kevin_Holsinger

Good morning Spoony and fellow Spooners.

1. It's sad that I know this, but Ed Begley Jr. also played a germaphobic villain in “Feat of Clay” from “Batman: The Animated Series”. Given how rarely these characters show up, that's a rather odd coincidence.

2. I noticed Spoony spelled the name “Hulk Spogan”. I wonder if there was a moment when he typed “Spoogan”, realized what that word looked like, and decided to drop the second “o”.

http://twitter.com/LeighNicholls LeighNicholls

Spoony your a fucking genius, that was such a great review.

Congratulations once again on winning.

Can't wait to see what 2010 holds for TSE!

Necromas

Haha, nice video, and congrats on winning the open web award!

Also, I have that same iron!

thedeviot

Oh my God Noah, The part where Insano Overly dramatically sprayed Lysol nearly made me piss myself. That… that was fucking priceless. Awesome video man. Kudos dude. Merry Christmas.

Anonymous

Obviously you watch Botchamania lol.

Yapapi Indian Punishment Strappage NUMBER #1!!!

ZC3

Haha, brilliant Spoony. Nearly died at seeing Dr. Insano in scrubs.

maxnrosy

Hehe funny vid. loved it all. but i do have one question.?

At the end was Hogan drinking a cup of man chowder?

merry xmas and all that and grats on winning.

Ragehead91

Wait, Nigel from Crossing Jordan was in this movie? I remember watching this as a kid, but I don't remember him. Maybe because I didn't know who he was at the time but still.

Anonymous

yay nigel <3

tjomega

Oh, I got the hummer joke… Now if only Bill Goldberg showed up to punch through the windshield. (Speaking of I got Gillberg flashbacks from the Lysol entrance…) Nice seeing Insano and Jr again, too, seems they moved into the basement.

Poor Hulk, a speeding truck cant get him off his feet but a Christmas nick-nack from Walgreens could eliminate him from the Royal Rumble.

Loving the old school interview segments with redundant logo backgrounds. Seriously, mug a little girl for her bicycle tassels, Ultimate Spoony needs tassels to cut the circulation to his brain off. Have to say though, should have gone with “The Spoonster”. Hulk Spogan sounds like some illegal German sex act.

Anonymous

Why does Hogan look like Sean Connery?

Anonymous

I thought Spoony’s Hogan impression sounded a lot like the KKK guy in South Park.

Poipoi

I say we enlist that christmas nicknack on as a wrestler! Then, maybe wrestling might be amusing again?

DivineSolid

Loved the review, only nitpicking problem I had was you pronounced Emperor Palpatine wrong.

Anonymous

Great video, I loved the ‘Ultimate Spoony’, Insano, and ‘Hulk Spogan’ pieces. The production of these videos continues to impress. You absolutely deserve the award.

Excellent choice of T-shirt, there.
When I saw that Ed had the Rampage shirts available in military green, I snagged one for my brother as a Christmas present.

http://www.facebook.com/wizardofxenia Andrew Michael Brown

Not the most harmful film, but still pretty bad…

http://twitter.com/fizzucker Felipe Diaz-Vera

JERRY LAWLER!

Fox_Silent_K

You know speaking of Nick Hogan, he injured a Marine in that incident.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Elliott-TenBrook/608166749 Jonathan Elliott TenBrook

Merry Christmas Spoony. And LONG LIVE THE KING! Also, love the “I was frozen today” bit.

nick3889

spoony as HULK Hogan AWESOME !!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Anderson/629447668 Tim Anderson

Haha, absolutely amazing, Spoony. Merry Christmas!

http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

hahaha!! The Hulk Hogan costume was the best! ^_^

http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad Zak Mahmud

Wow….just…wow, I'm speechless, I have never seen a movie quite like this.
That was just hilarious, Merry Christmas Spoony and Merry Christmas Insano.

nuinitari

So we finally learned who drove the hummer in 2009. I had predicted we'd find out in 2013 so I lost that bet.

http://twitter.com/redviv Vivi Roth

Ah, the days of good old wrestling. Not that silly stuff you rightfully ranted about that they show these days. But that movie… reeks. Not enjoyable at all. Merry Christmas, by the way. ^^

http://soldierhawk.wordpress.com/ SoldierHawk

That seriously made my Christmas Eve. Thanks for the laughs, Spoony (and company), and Merry Christmas!

mcninja

Am I the only one who got the Pink Panther joke? Brilliant, Spoony :)

Merry Christmas!

mcninja

Am I the only one who got the Pink Panther joke? Brilliant as usual, Spoony :)

Merry Christmas!

mcninja

Am I the only one who got the Pink Panther joke?

Brilliant as usual, Spoony :)

Merry Christmas!

mcninja

And nice job on the requiring to register before posting comments. As you can see I failed at that and triple posted.

My B.

http://twitter.com/Keeto787 Brandon

My man-crush on you is growing haha. This was one of the funniest christmas speical I've seen from any online video show. Even though its still like 75 degrees here in Mesa(but the recent rain has been nice.), have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Spoony,

Earthbound_X

Liking the new comment section, nice review.

vladober

Excellent, man! Thank you, Spoony, for a great year, happy hollydays and a new even better year!

ApatheticOne (the original)

Wow…I can honestly say this is the best movie ever made. No contest…if you want a great film, watch THIS movie. It's better than anything else. Greatest movie..ever..made. I thank you Spoony, thank you for shedding light on this truly under appreciated classic.

Happy Holidays.

WiredFolf

Fuck you! It's Die Hard!

I mean, great review, perfect for Christmas Eve. Happily Holidays Noah!

Anonymous

For a Hulk Hogan movie named “Santa with Muscles”, he sure does get his ass kicked a lot in it by some really wimpy motherfucks…

DMHitmanfan

I knew Hogan drove the hummer! They kept hinting at Sting being the driver, but I knew it was HOAK HOKAN!!!

DMHitmanfan

Noah, you should make some classic wrestling game reviews. You're one of the few VG reviewers that actually knows enough about wrestling to credibly review those games. Besides that, your wrestling references are great. Dare I say, even better than the guys at Wrestlecrap lol. Keep the wrestling stuff coming dude.

And of course, make sure you watch RAW Jan. 4th. The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, will be back. We'll be expecting a full review of both RAW and Hogan's TNA show on the 4th Noah. Just kidding lol.

P.S. Nt rly, you must review them

DMHitmanfan

MORE SHEIKY CLIPS SPOONY!

Seriously, more clips of Sheiky, that was pure awesome. You should use some of Honky Tonk Man too. Those are the two funniest shoot interviewers of all.

DrForrester

Two more great MST3K references in this video, my favorite of course being Spoony calling some guy a “freaked out maniac”. I've always wondered about Santa With Muscles and how awful it really is, and thanks to Noah I don't have to wonder about it anymore :O

http://twitter.com/TheAllbran Andrew Albon

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

http://www.facebook.com/aaron.o.deneau Aaron O Deneau

omg that was the funniest think i have ever seen in a long long time. you wrestle mania characters are so funny and i love it when you do ultimate warrior. has he commented on your impression yet btw? i read his blogs now and again on his website and my god the man seems like he's taken one too many blows to the head.

anyways any chance there are anymore wrestlers doing any more bad christmas movies and or comics?

aieken2007

The woman who runs the orphanage was in Star Trek The Next Generation in the episode where Captain Picard was kidnapped by the artifact smugglers. Galin's second in command. T'pol? was her name.

Matt_Briner

When Spoony first appeared with the crown and cape and all that…am I the only one who was expecting him to wish us a Happy Winter-een-mas?

Bekefel

Oh my, I actually had to watch the Jingle~ movie starring Arnie. Why is it worth watching you say? He punches a donkey in the fucking face. A freakin' donkey! I cried with laughter, it was so out of the blue! This movie looks horrible though.

Merry christmas and a happy new year to you Spoony, as well all the fine chaps and chappettes here at TSE. Have a good one guys.

ciprianocms

This review was hysterical. Merry Christmas Spoony! This year has been nice and stinky and your reviews have made things much better. Thanks for continuing to make these awesome vids.

hwalsh

Heh I remember this movie from when I was younger. It was… Yeah pretty terrible… But I was also a huge Hulk Hogan fanatic. If you thought this one was bad, you should really do “Suburban Commando” in any case… Merry Christmas Spoony One!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Boydston/1750318517 Ryan Boydston

Merry Christmas, ya spoony bard!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Wiegeabo-Kilijabob/100000074745693 Wiegeabo Kilijabob

Anyone else think Hulk Spogen sounds dirty? :p

Funny stuff as usual, Spoony. I'm finally starting to feel the Christmas spirit. Now, where's my copy of Die Hard?

http://twitter.com/EpicCardboard Epic Cardboard

Yes, because Ctrl-Alt-Del is terrible.

michaelrittenberry

Wow, nobody should fuck with the Iron Sheik. He's one of my all-time favorite heels; more clips of him in the future can only be a bonus.

Merry Christmas to you and the entire Spoony family!

michaelrittenberry

Man, nobody fucks with the Iron Sheik. He's one of my all-time favorite heels; more clips of him in the future is certainly welcome.

Merry Christmas to you and the entire Spoony family!

http://twitter.com/DANfan69 Kaohe Alama-Francis

Even though I thought the movie review kind of fell flat, I did enjoy your little pro wrestling related jokes like the use of the Iron Sheik roast and the Ric Flair one.

And if you didn't get the Hummer joke, you probably didn't watch WCW during it's death peak in 1999.

Dasyati

I remember this came out while the nWo storyline was still building up. Hogan showed a clip of it live on Nitro and bragged about how it made him so much more awesome than Roddy Piper without even a hint of irony in his voice.

The first thing I thought when I saw that on TV was, “It's 1996… why does this P.O.S. look like it was shot in the early 80's?”

Anyway, merry Xmas Spoony!

http://twitter.com/SquarEvil Richard Rogers III

My God, The Iron Shiek, AND A Botchamania reference!? You really are the funniest man in the galaxy!

Kudos to the awesome review, and keep laying the smackdown on those motherfuckers!

tanukiblue

Nice video Spoony, and Merry Christmas to you, scarlett and the rest of your family. Can't wait for a whole nother year of The Spoony Experiment in 2010. Thanks for all the time and effort you put into these.

EatTheHumans

Wait he does? ROCK! I suddenly have to track that movie down again. De Ahnold hasn't gone around punching animals in the face since his Conan days, which I'm assuming this is a reference too.

And if it's not WHO CARE Ahnold must perform more donkey punches…….I'm a sick sick little boy…..

EatTheHumans

Nope I was expecting that as well…come to think of it he does look a little like Tim Buckley…has Linkara been busy with his cloning machine again?

http://twitter.com/MJWhiteWolf MJ

Oh..My God, This is the greatest review I have ever seen in my life! (a bit of Bum in me.) This review was awesome, dude! I loved it!

BTW, Special Thanks to you for producing a review based on my suggestion. I almost had an heart attack when I saw my name at the end.

Can't wait to see what you can do in 2010.

I hope we can work together sometime in the future.

Peace out, Spro (Spoony + Bro = Spro)!

Spoony Forever & Ever, Bitches!

~MJWhiteWolf

SaigonInk

Oh Gosh, the scene with the iron just killed me. I laughed so hard!
I haven't heard of this movie before and after watching the review I'm glad I didn't.

However, Merry Christmas!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Vili-Kautto-Seinajokinen/1750172337 Vili Kautto-Seinäjokinen

LORD BRITISH! … Wait, 'tis just thee, ol' spoony one.

Swang_Lee

“Cato”

Metalreverend

Way to bash the haters Spoony! Awesome Vlog or whatever it is…..

Merry christmas and happy new year to all…
EXCEPT Hoak Hogan !!!!!!!!!!

Metalreverend

Awesomeeeee.. Way to bash the haters!

Merry christmas and happy new year to all of ya…

EXCEPT HOAK HOGAN!

Metalreverend

also Id love to hear the explanation to the Hulk drove the Hummer joke… We need a spoony-o-pedia !

Lowcifur

Great review…but to all the people who say Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie:

Fuck you, it's Die Hard!

hellhound

merry christmas and a happy holiday's spoony. :)

and congratulations on you're crowning for the funniest person on the internet.
we shall be ready to carry out thy command, you're majesty :D

hellhound

merry christmas and a happy holiday's spoony. :)

and congratulations on you're crowning for the funniest person on the internet.
we shall be ready to carry out thy command, you're majesty :D

hellhound

sorry for double posting i thought the first comment didn't get post :s

JeanJacket

LOL, awesome Christmas Special.

And you know, after hearing Insano threaten to steam-press children, I'd say he looks plenty sinister with an iron XD

Eniliad

I saw Nigel from Crossing Jordan and literally went “>:O” for about 15 seconds.

beeohthree

Your Ultimate Warrior segments are comic gold! Merry Christmas…and nice to see you survived this abortion known as Santa With Muscles.

I knew Hogan drove the hummer all along!

beeohthree

The Ultimate Warrior segments are comedy gold! Merry Christmas…and happy to see you survived the abomination known as Santa With Muscles.

I knew Hogan drove the hummer all along!

kevinjestermcgill

Well played Spoony One…well played.

seancampbell

I've always said that Die Hard was the best christmas movie ever, but when I suggest it people look at me like I'm retarded. Listen to Spoony, kids.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Bastian-Tavrytzky-Vasquez/1074195975 Bastian Tavrytzky Vasquez

O god! i get the wrestling/car joke.
I'm don't know if i should be proud or ashamed of it

WebVidAddict

I think spoony just did his own WWF fanfic. And what's with all the Die Hard.

http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Sohn/1510887319 John Sohn

I am so surprised and a bit disappointed you didn't make a I am the Night rider joke insted you used the clint howard pops the clutch joke. Just an opinion

Quicksilver_the_Archangel

D'aw! I'm so glad to see Dr. Insano's son again. <3 (Yes, I'm a dork.)

This review made an already great Christmas all the better, Spoony. Your Hulk Hogan costume was awesome.

Lancell

Finally another review from spoony! I was worried that you took a Christmas vacation or something, I have been eagerly waiting for a review ever since you won the awards. You know, you can get away with horrible jokes and insentitive jokes now when you are the funniest person in the universe, limbo, afterlife and other alternative dimension and undiscovered dimensions, and Seattle (hye-HOO). And holy shit the police in this movie are so stupid and bad they need BAZOOKAS to feel they are use to something.
Great review as always!

openfire

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!

haha love that you used that, cracks me up everytime. i saw it coming and if you hadn't put it in i would have been disappointed ahah.

simpsonsfan999

Hahaha, nice clip of people booing Bush at Obama's inauguration El Spoonerino.

kkhs

If you recognized most actors from somewhere, it propably means you've watched Spice World too many times. I know I have

kevinjestermcgill

Noah, how much does your copy have as the Suggested Retail Price? Mine is $79.98. I can't see anyone paying that much for this thing ever. Heck I picked it up at our store when we were purging our VHS library for a whopping 88¢. That's a little more than 1% of the retail price.

Anonymous

The orphanage lady = Lieutenant Saavik, holy shit.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Toner/100000333062002 Justin Toner

Awesome, Awesome review Spoony, you rule sir!

I freaking love your Ultimate Warrior impersonation, its comedy gold. Nice job with Hogan too.
Loved seeing Dr Insano mock Dr Blight from the movie, and how cute he still has his son with him :-)

I loved the Hummer Driver Joke, being an old school wrestling fan I got it right away.

Great job Spoony!

http://www.facebook.com/tyrmcdohl Adam Nelson

THRILL AT THE BONE CHILLING HORROR…

AS DOCTOR INSANO PAYS HIS TAXES!!!
*dramatic music sting*

http://www.facebook.com/hbentonjr Henry Benton Jr

Great review as always Spoony, and I laughed at all the various wrestling references, the Yapappi punishment strap always makes me laugh everytime I hear it. Though I can't believe of all the various references you threw out there that you didn't mention Mr. Fu-Manchu you was actually Ed Leslie AKA Brutus Beefcake AKA The Booty Man (okay, I probably should stop with Leslie's various gimmicks).

Oh! And congrats on winning!

Chewie

Hilarious review,
also, Santa Rape?
You know.. well no nothing. i got nothing. thats the weirdest shit ive ever heard.

rucent

Not sure if my original comment went through, but am I the only one who noticed the lady at the orphanage is Lieutenant Saavik?

imagoth2004

Note: Mech santa disappears after it throws hulk over.

http://www.deviantart.com/chibigingi ChibiGingi

Hey, Quicksilver, I see you. ^_^

Anyway, I'm proud to admit that I got the Hummer joke. God, it's finally been answered and the answer's been in our faces the whole time! Never forgotten, after all these years.

And this movie is rancid, but you make it all worth suffering through. Also, Dr. Green from ER. That's one of the henchmen… THE SHOW WAS DECENT ONCE, DON'T JUDGE ME! And that's not Dr. Blight! THIS is Dr. Blight http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/C…

necrosmash

God damn do I want to see Die Hard now.

Z3rg

There comes a time when a funny person disapoints all… with you it seems to never happend! Happy Birthday, yey the king and keep going strong!

http://twitter.com/artimus2015 Matt K

Ya gotta love the Ultimate Warrior's views on “queering.”

Which, by the way, is a great word. I've never heard a verb for being gay, but that's a damn good one, as far as made up words go.

Excellent, excellent, EXCELLENT review as usual Noah. Honestly, I'm not a fan of crude humor like shit jokes, but even that was pretty fun just because of Insano's face.

quackencolony

the ophanage owner or whatever…was Chocolate Chip Charlie in the Stuff, a movie I love, and would love to see you review, Spoony.

spoonless

Is it just me or does the “shrieking man” look a little bit like Trevor from Phantasmagoria? *shrug* Maybe it's just me. Anyway, hilarious vid, Spoony

Roiser1

Heheh, that's funny- Dr. Blight is actually Flynn from Uncharted 2 (also the guy from Dragon Age, can't remember his name).

SethTheXenocide

I think Ultimate Spoony and Hulk Spogan need to have a cage match.

neoatg

My eyes, My ears, My soul, They all are broken and bleeding Oh god the painnnnnnn. I remember this now I remember the unclean.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Louis-Burgos/1281147726 Louis Burgos

I cant believe you didnt point out the fact that after Hulk hits his head and gets robbed, Bob from That 70's Show proceeds to LIFT HULK HOLGAN! Are you getting the logic in this!?!?!? Is he made of some sort of material that changes weight depending on the situation???????

taranaich

Very fun review! I'm ashamed to admit I didn't immediately get the hummer reference, but I didn't really watch WCW at that point, and didn't remember that. Still, I greatly appreciate the Iron Sheik appearance: break their backs & make 'em humble! Dammitall, now I have the urge to create The Ultimate Spoony & Hulk Spogan in Smackdown vs Raw 2010…

Lowcifur

Heh, I just got a wonderful mental image of Noah screaming his Warrior lines at the top of his lungs as his neighbors dial the police in terror.

robotpanda

Thanks for this Spoony, it was a lot of laughs. The candy cane fight was hilarious.

nospr

It's sad to see people like Hulk Hogan always say yes to crappy movies like this.

EDIT: I was Fro Zen To DAY!!

Spokojasne

Dr Insano parts were just epic!
Love them.

jahith

I just realised you forgot to put a joke here

girl:- It's it's
tied up man: – It's gonna blow!
Spoony:- It already does

tehawezome

I think the Ultimate Warrior gag is funnier when he's NOT trying to make sense.

vraellethion

Wow. I'm scared. I have never liked wrestling, and I got the hummer joke…

MargusP

Cant wait to see some more spoony, got the Hummer joke from 1999 ;)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Charles/506852402 Aaron Charles

*shudder*I never got that joke but I feel like I am only inches from knowing what you meant by it. Holy crap Spoony you're amazing, I just found this stuff and within two days I've seen almost everything you have. I miss MST3000 and your quick wit reminds me of it. Freakin hilarious.

http://twitter.com/Erk26 Eric Smith

I didn't realize this, but upon second viewing of this review, I did some checking and discovered that that's Mila Kunis of Family Guy and That '70s Show fame as the little girl, Sarah!

http://twitter.com/Erk26 Eric Smith

I didn't realize this, but upon second viewing of this review, I did some checking and discovered that that's Mila Kunis of Family Guy and That '70s Show fame as the little girl, Sarah!

http://twitter.com/startiller startiller

Clayton was on SNL, The Jeffersons, Martin, etc. I've seen in him millions of stuff.
Now Dr. Flint was on Angel S1″In The Dark”. He's the psycho vampire who swindles the Gem of Amara from Spike behind his back (all while Spike is trying to get his ring back that Angel was given to by Buffy).

I think I've said too much..O_O

http://twitter.com/robpinkleton Robbie Pinkleton

Having Armand Assante in this movie, even if he was just beat up in that first scene, is the biggest desecration of his career.

VenomSpawn

Like that guy from… Angel. A vampire who, when not torturing people, gets his kicks from… something relating to children… Yeah, he pretty much fits your description.

trejrh

that movie WAS AWSOMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SisyphusFalls

“Kato…..” :D

Ah, Peter Sellers, you are the master that Steve Martin only prayed he might be….

If I had amnesia, the last person I would listen to is an ugly mall elf. And I find it hilarious that one of the thieves has a D.A.R.E tshirt on. What a… decent citizen? Whatever.

Wonderfully full of the Christmas spirit. Congrats on the award, Spoonster! You earned it! :)

SisyphusFalls

I've been in Paris catacombs. Boy, if they had mysterious crystals instead of skulls, I would have been a super happy camper.

Watching this movie makes me love how teachers and parents always teach kids to trust policeman and yet let their kids watch movies that make cops look like utter morons. Is this even a kids movie? I can't imagine anyone over the age of 10 watching this. I also can't imagine anyone over the age of three enjoying this.

rosenrot234

so the voice actor of Alistair from Dragon Age is named Dr Blight eh? how odd

http://www.youtube.com/user/ClownGoombazzz ClownGoombazzz

Is that who it is? I really thought they got the guy who voiced Carth in Knights of the Old Republic. (That was a joke on how Bioware recycles characters.) What's interesting in some dialouge he really sounds like a 13-year old prissy girl ( in Dragon-Age). Ok Dr.Blight (or who-ever) now you really want to overemphasize every vowel, you really want to show that your upset. Your motivation is your a prissy tween and your parents won't let you go to the mall.

http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

Ice cream truck for cover… hmmm, where have i seen that before… oh wait, FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Nic-Mapes/100000500981605 Nic Mapes

Fuck yeah, Die Hard is the shit!

EpeEntertainment

Doctor Insano is so ominous, sitting at the can and spraying around. xD

EpeEntertainment

Yep, Die Hard is pretty much the ultimate Christmas Movie. :D

http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-Rammel/100000334431257 Bruce Rammel

nice job

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1845946329 Jeran Norman

Spoony, you're freak'n awesome.

I WILL RAPE YOU HOWK HOGAAAAAAANNNN!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Mitch-Hallgren/100000554202746 Mitch Hallgren

I hate how the girl or the “weakling” character always ends up saving the badass. It's becoming a cliche…

http://www.facebook.com/patrick.r.mason Patrick Robert Mason

Once Iron Sheik enters the mix, it's over.

It's over.

Larenza

Man, if one more person calls Die Hard the best Christmas movie, I'm gonna blow.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Booth/538745470 Aaron Booth

Die… Hard… Is….. The….. Best….Christmas….Film…..EVER :P

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-W-Rampey/1003608675 Jacob W. Rampey

I remember the sheriff from the all time Charlie Sheen classic The Wraith.

rewind83709

oh boy, thank god i never saw this as a kid either. why do wrestlers try/think they can be actors?
and once again, love the appearence of the Warrior here. Very funny as usual sir. thanks again.

http://twitter.com/will2k123 MASTER OF TIME

Fuck yeah, DIE HARD!

http://twitter.com/Jake_Orton josh adams

because they are actors. wrestling is fake. they ACT like the characters. besides Dwyane Johnson makes great movies and he got his start as The Rock.

http://twitter.com/Jake_Orton josh adams

because they are actors. wrestling is fake. they ACT like the characters. besides Dwyane Johnson makes great movies and he got his start as The Rock.

http://twitter.com/dxmagma dylen shirley

apparently all it takes to make son of insano cuter is a santa hat.

Anonymous

My family has had Die Hard on our list of Christmas movies for years actually, lol

http://www.facebook.com/people/Connor-Buchanan/100001357519858 Connor Buchanan

Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber is the best bad guy in any movie ever…and I mean ever

http://twitter.com/FFVIII2TVB Final Fantasy VIII-2

“The rapings will continue Hoak Hogan!!!” I just about had a fucking stroke when I heard that!!!

http://twitter.com/armads Shawn

I’m seriously thinking that those crystals are the Energon from the Beast Wars series. I’m surprised Megatron hasn’t knocked this place over yet…

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tariel-Corbeau/1388782046 Tariel Corbeau

*woosh* that is the sound of a joke going over my head. XD

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tariel-Corbeau/1388782046 Tariel Corbeau

*woosh* that is the sound of a joke going over my head. XD

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tariel-Corbeau/1388782046 Tariel Corbeau

*woosh* that is the sound of a joke going over my head. XD

http://www.facebook.com/people/Gregory-Thomas-Bogosian/100000063000955 Gregory Thomas Bogosian

So The Ultimate Warrior is going to continue to rape Santa under the impression that he is Hulk Hogan? That guy is an asshole!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000601297359 Aaron Joy

didn’t nostalgia critic already review this

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000601297359 Aaron Joy

oh no im sorry

http://www.facebook.com/people/Martin-Shaw/542510997 Martin Shaw

Wow what a difference a year makes….

Noah get a haircut! :P

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Ramsey/100000680567952 Jonathan Ramsey

I did a spittake on the “Hogan drove the Hummer!” line.

Whatever happened to that little wrestling show on Monday nights? Where’s THE DOG when you need him?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Ramsey/100000680567952 Jonathan Ramsey

I did a spittake on the “Hogan drove the Hummer!” line.

Whatever happened to that little wrestling show on Monday nights? Where’s THE DOG when you need him?

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ITHT54HMTRWFE5NSB4JCZU3RNA Mark

I don’t know… This might be better than ‘No Holds Barred’ was.

http://twitter.com/SeanGamer91 Sean

Don’t worry Noah. It’s the holidays. We can wait for the Final Fantasy 10 video. You have yourself a good Christmas.

http://twitter.com/SeanGamer91 Sean

Don’t worry Noah. It’s the holidays. We can wait for the Final Fantasy 10 video. You have yourself a good Christmas.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Baca/100001475108838 Justin Baca

Where is Macho Man?

http://twitter.com/FleacyTheSheep Desiree X

Dr.Blight is the same guy who voices Alister from Dragon Age! Yep that’s the guy that almost every girl who played played the game rubbed one out to XD

http://twitter.com/FleacyTheSheep Desiree X

Dr.Blight is the same guy who voices Alister from Dragon Age! Yep that’s the guy that almost every girl who played played the game rubbed one out to XD

Anonymous

Merry Christmas to everyone involved with The Spoony Experiment :D

Anonymous

Merry Christmas to everyone involved with The Spoony Experiment :D

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZY7UN5EDFX7Q6HCOWKRRHCCK64 jonas

Dr. Insano Irons the Laundry.
A candidate for most horrifying act caught on film follows the current leader, BME Pain Olympics.

An excellent way to start Christmas Eve.
Happy Holidays to all.

Anonymous

“They just pulled a Final Fantasy 8 plot twist” Sorry, must disagree Spoony, this plot twist isn’t NEARLY as bad or contrived. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

Anonymous

“They just pulled a Final Fantasy 8 plot twist” Sorry, must disagree Spoony, this plot twist isn’t NEARLY as bad or contrived. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

Anonymous

This is one of your better ones. I fucking laughed my ass off at this.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AF52NSQV5IMNG2V4RAG56HUSJI ryan

hey Dr. Blight (the henchman in the doctor’s suit) is the voice of Allistir from dragon age

they should remake it’s a wonderful life with hulk hogan

Anonymous

thats the same guy who did the voice of Flynn in Uncharted 2. Jeez this guy gets around.

http://www.facebook.com/DarkHarvester12 Danny Caracciolo

i completely agree with spoony, in that Die Hard is the best christmas movie ever

http://www.facebook.com/DarkHarvester12 Danny Caracciolo

i completely agree with spoony, in that Die Hard is the best christmas movie ever

http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Gelinas/1408034230 Andrew Gelinas

nice hummer reference, i am proudly part of that 1%

http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Thomas/100000656687448 David Thomas

you didnt even make a comment to hogan saying the highlander line. there can be only one brother!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Macleod/1334677753 Sean Macleod

That was actually Spoony doing a voice over.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Thomas/100000656687448 David Thomas
  
  oh well. still it was awesome

Anonymous

The ONLY good part about this movie is that you have an excuse to say “I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!” Seriously, Santa with Muscles sucks.

Anonymous

The ONLY good part about this movie is that you have an excuse to say “I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!” Seriously, Santa with Muscles sucks.

tormoz_ivanovich

Hey, that one guy who goes nuts with glee at the prospect of opening the door starred in BioDome…a movie I didn’t watch repeatedly over and over for an entire summer when I was a kid…

http://www.facebook.com/JiveTurkeyClint Clint Wilson

OMG, I think that black guy from the orphanage was in Steel with Shaq. He really fell far from wherever he was before these movies.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1060660308 Carli Rose

haha the black guy from the orphanage I recognized right away: it’s Garrett Morris, one of the original cast members of SNL. Oh how far you’ve fallen good sir. :(

http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Wells/13805208 Patrick Wells

Old school wrestling fans??? The Hummer was from 1999! That was right as WCW was crashing and burning. That was like…the end of wrestling, not the beginning. And I’m younger than you Spoony! But like most of us who were born in 1985, we acted older than our age and were into the exact same things our 5 years older counterparts were.

http://twitter.com/yeldarbkered Derek Bradley

Oh original intro, how I missed you so much…

http://twitter.com/_amagno Anthony Magno

No kidding. You’re not the only one who wants the old style intro back. The Flash intro is nice, but it’s getting stale.

Jeremy Lee

what about KISS saves santa?

Anonymous

this is still fun :)

harry de bie

epic milk

Anonymous

Best christmas present evar, Spoony.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/BTQI2j5pzJTC9kG4mg4A_FTG_htQXQw-#b039e tambi

you just made my year with this one lover boy……..dont get a hair cut

Anonymous

I noticed one small (and not too interesting fact), the gardener was in Two Fast Too Furious. He was the driver of the Camaro that Tyrese kept on calling Fonzie.

Colin Tougas

Tres kewl

http://twitter.com/dunebat Jerod C. Batte

Wait… Is that Star Trek III’s Saavik in this film??

http://boorat.deviantart.com/#/d4c9c3t William “BooRat” Blackshire

One of my fave of the old reviews!
I never saw this movie before, but it seems so bad it’s funny! I think the only reason I ever heard of it was I think I was reading Mela Kunis’s wiki-page!
I recognize a lot of people from old sitcoms and cop shows!

Manuel Piñeiro Mourazos

No one recognises Mila Kunis? Is that weird… or I am?

Anonymous

LOL I also tell everyone that Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever!

http://twitter.com/KashelGladio KashelGladio

Nobody rapes Christmas.

Anonymous

Woot! So glad Spoony realizes that Die Hard is the BEST Christmas movie EVER! It really is :)

http://twitter.com/Roadbustah Patrick Dysart

How do people keep getting locked in freezers? There is a nation wide law that says all freezers have to have a failsafe way of getting out of it. Even if it’s padlocked.

Asher711

10:42 Is that Saavik from Star Trek 3?

Strelnikov

God help us, YES.

Fuck me.

In the ass.

With a 16 foot clown pole.

Uberman5000

How secure is the thumb-print scanner if you can easily defeat it just by getting some guy’s discarded water glass and getting his prints off it?

Gary McLean

Wasn’t the “Fu Manchu” guy Hogan fought actually Ed Leslie, aka Brutus The Barber Beefcake from WWF?

http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

Oh my God, Dr. insano taking a dump is SO hilarious! XD I killed over man. You ARE the king of comedy Spoony! XD

jnywest

so many rape jokes

http://profile.yahoo.com/PFBYKITCPUNIPX6WTF6ZFW5HVU Dima

Anyone knows the name of that crunchy metal tune playing from about 1:00 to 2:00 in the video.
Very nice riff.

Silly_Hats

This video and a Double Chocolate Stout on Christmas Eve is my yearly tradition.

It’s a once a year thing.

Zipper Dragon

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Zipper Dragon

Thats also a FF3 plot twist too. (Jap 3, not 6)

Guest

Only the remakes, the original 3 didn’t have it. The remakes did it as a reference to 8, since it’s possible that 3 is a prequel to 8 like X-2 is one to 7.

Michael Kiese

Man chowder! OMFG IM DYING!!!!!

Michael Kiese

Hogan is accually in okay actor XD

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