Coming Soon in the Season of 2010!

The new year’s started off on the wrong foot for poor ol’ me, but luckily, a crippling foot injury isn’t much of a deterrent to watching awful movies and playing some crappy games. My trusty and busty nurse has been tending my wounds and giving my bone special attention, and in the meantime I’m getting ready for this year’s new batch of reviews!

And there’s a lot of ‘em. I needed to write them all down just to keep them straight in my head!

Captain America & Captain America 2: Death Too Soon – I heard about some other poser movie based on Captain America, but when you’re looking for a real American hero who can beat the enemies of truth, justice, and democracy into every shade of red, white, and blue, just look for Brown. Reb Brown! Yes, Reb starred in two made for TV Captain America flicks that kept to the core of Cap’s character, like his panel van and his super-motorcycle, while discarding all of that Nazi-punching and shield-tossing that bogged the comics down.

Party Mania! – The Blagho is a nexus of the multiverse, a pan-dimensional vortex of hypertime where realities shift and blend. Marvel as we peer into one of these Elseworlds, a strange world where a female Spoony gets together her girlfriends to review a VHS board game far more vile, shocking, and evil than any Nightmare could conjure! It’s Party Mania, a game about doing your chores and getting your clothes, nails, jewelry, hair, and makeup just right so one of the too cute boys at the party will totally crush on you! Let’s go to the mall!

Lords of Magick – Zounds and forsoothe! ‘Tis truly one of the greatest sword-and-sorcery tales ever filmed! And I, your humble bard and storyteller, will spin this tale for thee anew! Beware the sacrilege!

Hudson Hawk (Movie/NES) – It was one of the most notoriously bad celebrity vanity vehicles ever made! Thrill as Bruce Willis (lead singer of Bruno) makes a madcap caper comedy about a swingin’, singin’ cat burglar embroiled in Illuminati conspiracy theories and cracking the Da Vinci Codex. Oh, but what could be worse than this infamous box office bomb? The NES game based on it, of course! I’m sure there are enough Spoony clones to go around to review all of this nonsense.

Star Trek: Klingon REVISITED – Remember when I could only take the Power Klingon language course, and I couldn’t get the actual game to work? Well now the review can be completed! The game works, and it’s time to heat up the holodeck for a journey to Kronos. How much shame could I possibly bring to my house? I paid attention to the Rosetta Stone lessons…

Ripper – And don’t forget the cyberpunk murder mystery! The series continues soon! Do you know whodunnit yet?

SWAT 4: Mission #13 – The final mission of the game awaits. Will Lieutenant Spoony recover from his foot injury and repeated retinal burns from staring at flashbangs? Will he continue on to battle the Stetchkov Syndicate? Or will someone else get in his way?

• http://www.giantbomb.com/ Alex

  Awesome! Can't wait. Hope you're recovering well, Spoony.

• alldreamsfalldown

  Look forward to it Spoony :)

• http://twitter.com/J_Masterbassist J_Masterbassist

  You aren't REALLY going to dress up like a girl for Party Mania are you?

  Other then that sounds good, I can't wait.

• http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Komindo/1467163600 Joseph Komindo

  I can't wait for the Captain America review. I barely remember watching it when I was a kid, but even then I still thought it was terrible. And I was one of those kids who thought everything was great

• http://twitter.com/Claim_remy Clément Remy

  Ohohho ! Looks like 2010 is going to be a great year, cause that's one awesome program we have for the spoony experiment ! Let's play, FMV, Old movies, Reb brown, Nes games, crazy dress-up … Everything we love !

• http://www.vaughnonmovies.com/ Vaughn On Movies

  Spoony, you don't need to tell us what you are up to, it kills the suspense! You've got the Midas touch, so any video you do is going to turn to gold regardless. Even your Vlogs are high-class entertainment.

• goodtimesfreegrog

  Holy cow, that “female Spoony” had better be Scarlett making her small-screen debut!

• KillTheftAngel

  Spoony man is hurt and he's still busting his ass for all of us who keep begging for more of his videos haha if you need a break spoony take one we will all be here waiting for you

• http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com Jenny

  I watched the Captain America movie on YouTube, it was so bad it was epic. Also looking forward to Star Trek Klingon, should be fun watching Robert O'Reilly ham it up.

• http://soldierhawk.wordpress.com/ SoldierHawk

  Wonderful! Looks like we've got plenty to look forward to in the coming months. It will be fantastic to see SWAT 4 completed, and I'm seriously looking forward to those Captain America reviews. I'm one of Cap's biggest fans, and maybe watching you tear these movies to shreds will help the healing process begin for me. I was far to saddened and embittered by them to make fun of them myself, but I know you'll be able to succeed brilliantly where I could not!

• Isaaac

  More Reb Brown? Are you going through his entire filmography?

• Earthbound_X

  I can't wait for the Party Mania! video, sounds like Noah will be in drag for that one, hehe.

• ThomasMink

  Horrible images of Spoony in drag are flooding my brain.. but at the same time, it's also a bit funny (for all of the wrong reasons).

  And, NOOOOOOOO! Not Hudson Hawk! That's a movie I keep trying to force out of my memory forever, yet someone always keeps dragging it back in. God damnit! *flips a table* Although, hearing Willis sing was comical.. but still.

• http://www.escepticorecords.com esceptico

  Can't wait for these! Get better soon!

• http://www.facebook.com/people/Manuel-Shitashii/100000340893218 Manuel Shitashii

  I'm not ashamed to say that I liked Hudson Hawk. And I still do. :-)

• djcmep

  Are you going to do a Vlog tonight?

• http://www.facebook.com/wizardofxenia Andrew Michael Brown

  This looks to be a great New Year…Spoony you are my no. 1 excuse along with Twin Peaks not to get a job…

• CohagenLovesAir

  The Reb Brown Captain America movies have me excited. HAIL HITLER! *blam*

• Skyturnedred

  I sure do hope the Stetchkov Syndicate will be brought to its knees. And more Reb Brown is always welcome.

• http://www.facebook.com/AtlasRedux Johnny Lunder

  Regarding last SWAT 4 … it's hard to tell, you're in my way, Sir.

• WiredFolf

  Eagerly looking forward to this line up. Hope your recovery is swift and painless, Spoony.

• Haplo699

  The Reb Brown Captain America movies and the long awaited Star Trek: Klingon!

  My head is truly in danger of exploding from the massive amounts of awesomeness!

• GLJeremy

  This is the reason you are my favorite blogger. Only you would crawl from a hospital bed on deaths door to write a post with 2 puns in as many sentences, one of which is in incredibly filthy. Kudos!

  This year looks like it will be the best. Please get well, and take it easy. So looking forward to the Captain America Motorcycle movies. If they are half as bad (making your reviews good) as the Ned Beaty Captain America film, then we are in for a treat.

• vhirvela

  First time poster! Love your work! Your videos put a smile on my face over and over again…You and linkara my reasons for giving money to charity last year!

  Where did battlestar galagtica boardgame play idea go to? I can tell you that the ´pegasus expansion ´makes it a lot better…just don't use the new caprica board!:)

  I really hope you get your foot working fullpower soon ;)

• TomeOne

  Looking forward to Hudson Hawk, both the movie and game – which I have a lot of experiences with.

• godofplague

  The only thing that would make me happier than the vids Spoony listed would be getting a job and a girlfriend… but I guess I'll have to make do with watching Spoony cuddled up with my invisible wife. No dear you did not just see me type something about a girlfriend…

• Anonymous

  Awesome lineup! I never get tired of mocking the Reb’s Cap’n movies. Such classic badness. Hope the surgery recovery goes well…I managed to snap my foot pretty bad a few years back, feeling your pain on that one. The worst part is when you realize how long you’ve been walking on broken bones. Feel better soon!

• http://www.facebook.com/people/Niko-Bellic/100000180619480 Niko Bellic

  Looking forward to all the new vids, especially Ripper. It might be Magnotta, but that would be way to obvious. SWAT 4 will be nice too, and I hope you go on to play Stetchkov Syndicate too. Anyways, best of luck to you!

• Diggerjohn111

  Yeah he's back and ready to go! Anything with Reb Brown is just a boatload of awesome! I hope you're feeling better dude!

• TheresSandOnMyBoot

  I can't wait to see those Captain America videos, in America!

• http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

  Sorry to disappoint, sir! But this “busty nurse” is too busy boning … Err, mending the bones of Spoony. =)

• godofplague

  I thought his girlfriend would pretend to be him.

• http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

  Nope, I can confirm that Girl Spoony will indeed have male body parts. And it will be EPIC! =)

• http://twitter.com/SeijinRoo Seijin Roo

  “My trusty and busty nurse has been … giving my bone special attention”

  Can we get an “Awww yeah” in here?

• http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

  Awwwwwwwwwww yeah. =D

• Anonymous

  Lords of Magick? Spoony? Are you completely insane? You’re already getting surgery. I can’t see any need to torture yourself further with that horrid game…

• ironbite

  NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU CAN'T END SWAT 4!

  Ironbite-now how will I curse out Renyolds now!?

• godofplague

  Oh well. Knowing Spoony it should be awesome. He better watch out though. If insano catches him in girl mode, he might just make it permanent! Hope things go well for you and Spoony this year. His foot has had some bad luck first in the charity drive then in Swat 4. Tell him while he has the percocet go see Avatar in 3d, I did after my surgery, it makes the movie so much better.

• http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

  Haha! Something tells me that if I recommend that he go see Avatar again, I'll get a swift crutch to the head. But don't worry, I'm massaging his bone to the best of my abilities. ;-)

• http://www.facebook.com/tyrmcdohl Adam Nelson

  Oh sweet zombie Jesus, I'm on pins and needles.

• michaelrittenberry

  That's a nice line-up you have scheduled. Just watched Linkara's Pitt #1 review over on TGWTG and think you totally stole it due to the Ultimate Spoony. Hope you heal up quickly!

• godofplague

  Crutches the most lethal of weapons.
  Well I am off to find Pizza and check out the new Clone Wars Eps. See with Percocet I can type that sentence and still be happy; it really does make everything better, well Except for Revenge of The Fallen. It can make Hayden Christensen look like a good actor, but nothing is strong enough to make micheal bay look good… Where was I going with this?
  Well have a good evening. It's been nice talking with you.

  By the way this new comment function is great once you get the hang of it.

• nightcobra

  reb brown's career:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df9EAyI_M2o

• Anonymous

  Yes, but will we ever learn what happens in Dirty Harry: The War Against Drugs stage 2? This should take priority over everything on the site. I have spoken.

• nightcobra

  by the way, i don't watch wrestling anymore but when you talked in the vlog about a match that lasted 30 seconds and then i remembered about benoit's and jordan's matches that lasted less than 25 seconds, i mean c'mon talk about a waste of time (well for 25 seconds you can't even call it a waste anymore).

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYldivPSbkI

• JeanJacket

  I think my eye started twitching when I read the “Party Mania!” one.

  I'm scared. XD

• nightcobra

  we're all scared, and if spoony is going to play female spoony i shiver the thought of who the other girlfriends will be

• http://www.facebook.com/people/Bradyen-Zaharia/100000035154861 Bradyen Zaharia

  spoony i was wondering, last year you mentioned on channel awesome that you would like to do a metal gear solid 2 series now that your done with final fantasy 8. are you still planning on doing that? as a mgs fan id love to see your view on the game

• nightcobra

  he did make a vlog about mgs4 and talked a little of the third one, but it would be interesting to see his thoughts of the second. i can see it now, spoony getting irritated with rose calling all the time leading to spoony to make a sexist remark and getting a slap upside the back of the head by scarlett. XD

• http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1936705 facebook-1936705

  Add Final Fantasy 10 to the list. Please?

• nightcobra

  how about this? doctor insano makes a VR machine with Science for spoony to use. with this spoony can fastforward through the simulation to the parts he thinks he'd like to talk about. insano could also make a virus to kill spoony in the simulation (the virus name being DI instead of GW, XD). the downside to this would be that it would be very similar to the ff8 finale video, but since mgs2 gives raiden a mission that was equivalent to snake's in mgs1, insano makes the same thing to spoony using mgs logic.

• Dinodain

  Awesome man!

  Also, sorry about the foot, thats got to suck.

• http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

  This sounds like an awesome year for the Spoony Experiment gang! Did Noah and Scarlett write this one together? I detect both of their tones in here….

• webbman76

  Why voice-acting aside FF10 wasn't that bad but FFX-2 on the other hand…

• webbman76

  Actually it's random who's the ripper for each playthrough at least that's what wikipedia says about it so we won't know till spooney knows.

• shadowdancer21b

  Seems to me that this will be an awesome year!. The update sounded like both Noah and Scarlett worked on it. Am I wrong? There is the definite feel there.

• assiman

  I'm hyped! Star Trek, Swat 4, Party Mania! and Hudson Hawk are the most interesting ones :P

• Cthulhu07

  So much good stuff to look for. Like the Captain America reviews. Just saw the second one and it was abysmally bad, yet highly entertaining. So much so, that I decided to watch CAGE II straight after it. Boy, do I feel stupid now… :D

• http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Booth/556205957 John Booth

  Spooy, you should add Final Fantasy X to your list…since its the year 2010. or at least begin it. Im gonna say this. I like this game, I like FF8, but your review of FF8 was still funny to me.
  Maybe you can review the shitty spin off games. “Dirge of Cerberus” “Crisis Core” “FFX-2″….maybe “Ehrgeiz” if that counts
  Hell maybe add Kingdom Hearts games to your list too. Again, Iike these games, but hearing you rant about the things that suck about them would be funny…to me at least.
  and while your at it, maybe rip apart “Spirits Within” movie.

• SignNinja

  The one thing I must ask is….WHERE IS MY MINORITY REPORT!!!

• iBrad

  wait what the hell did Doug review? was that just some other terrible movie adaptation?

• Cthulhu07

  Doug reviewd the 1990 adaption of Captain America. Spoony is going to review the tv-flicks made back in 1979.

• Cthulhu07

  Doug reviewed the 1990 adaptation of Captain America. Spoony is going to review the tv-flicks made back in 1979.

• Anonymous

  “massaging his bone”…ha. that was nice.

• http://twitter.com/resident01 resident01

  5 out of 8 thus far. Not too bad.