WWE actually took Hulk Hogan out of the intro. They replaced him with Ted DeBiasi saying “Everybody’s Got A Price!”

you should watch ROH on HDnet if you wanna see real wrestling..

BTW, isent Dragon Gate USA and Ring of Honor coming to Phoenix during wrestlemania weekend?…you should go and review it…watch some real 5 * wrestling
:D

wow thats a long video but TNA really did suck this week

As bad as an 8.8 is and it IS bad..(this coming from someone from the San Francisco, Ca Bay Area where we get big earthquakes quite often)…Chile was far more prepared than say, Haiti. They have much more structurally sound buildings than a lot of other countries…. that being said, prayers go out to the people of Chile.

The sad part is you actually things sound awesome(in a hammy cheesy way), when there is nothing good about TNA Impact.

Spoony, I’ve been following your videos and reviews for a long time, your videos always make me laugh and I always en up entertained, however, I had never posted in any of your videos, but I feel compelled to because I’m a chilean. I’m 17 years old and I live in Santiago, the capital, but I’m currently living in Germany, I’m currently an exchange student. After waking up yesterday and receiving tons of phone calls from my german friends, SMS’ and Facebook messages telling me to contact my family and friends, I knew something bad was going down. Throughout the day I was able to contact everyone, and I feel truly lucky that everyone’s ok. That’s my story, I didn’t really have the experience of being there, but the desperation was endless. Anyways, I wanted to really thank you for wishing us your best and for all the awesome videos you make, I can’t really explain why, but i did sit for the whole video, just watching you freak out over wrestling xD I hope you keep up the awesome work dude! :D and thanks again.

Hey Spoony, you do realize that TNA hands out those signs for the fans to hold up, right? “HALL RULZ” was a plant. ;)

I sat here watching as you did nothing but complain about a wrestling show–and it was frickin' hilarious! Seriously, I was just going to have it in the background while I did some stuff, and found watching the VLog more interesting. Talk about putting yourself through torture for the audience. I think you did that as much as the wrestlers did (or used to).

I stopped watching wrestling a long time ago for a number of reasons, but my dad still watches now and then. It saddens me when the story, which used to set up the matches, now have become more important than the matches. When some folks commented that wrestling was like soap opera for guys, I don't think they meant that to be this literal!

Chile's earthquake wasn't near as bad as Haiti's one was (the reason: Better constructed houses and building) as far as I know there is 200something people who have died for cause of this and 100something people who have dissapeared, some have lost their homes too, and there's too many people who still fear another earthquake. It's really bad, but is thankfully far less than the damage caused in haiti. In some families, there were no damage made at all, just some minor stuff like material possession (luckily mine is one of those families). There have also been problems on markets, there are huge waiting lines just to buy bread, but that's not really that important.
In a day like this, I just would really like to enjoy some good entertainment like the one you're providing… BTW you're the first internet celebrity that I see aknowledging the earthquake.
Thanks Spoony for aknowledging us.
And, thnaks for the frekin' funny video xD

lol. Too bad TNA can’t rename themselves to TNT, since the latter name is already taken by a TV channel

Ya know, after all the problems in the world and especially Chile's issue, my commentary might seem lost and minuscule. I just can't keep myself from stating my opinon.
I can't follow along because I hate Wrestling… Though I enjoy hearing you rant, wrestling should be… Eh, I don't know, I'm not one to say what YOU should do, but I really wish you'd stay away from these sort of subjects. It's great for the amounts of times you've done it, but… that's it… The fans that want you to suffer through stuff we already know is shit, are complete morons. I'd like to agree with your earliest statement that you rather do review videos, I'd rather support you on that.

Holy fuck, your reactions.

“Hogan turret of punches” that made my day :D

i just have to hope not to see this dubbed in portuguese like WWF was.
and btw:

SAMOA JOE HAS BEEN KIDNNAPED BY NINJAS!

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE SAMOA JOE?

I started watching wrestling again right around the same time you started doing these wrestling Vlogs, and I LOVE IT! I love how you see the same stupidity in the show that I do when I watch it.

Best video you've ever done.

You know, I think you could sell this video as the “Mental Breakdown of a Modern Man”, and have it be considered artistic.

I was channel surfing and caught the end of the Hall/X Pac beatdown when they sprayed “4 Life” on Eric Young…and I simply couldn't believe there are people that actively seek out and watch that show. Worse than that, there are those who mock the WWE and it's product in comparison to this crap with a straight face.
Couple of points of disagreement…
1) Hall was great in the WWE as Razor Ramon, his matches with Shawn Michaels in particular were fantastic.
2) Danielson being paired with the Miz is a genius idea. The WWE has big plans for Danielson and placing him with the Miz gives him an interesting storyline right off the bat. The WWE has even gone to great pains to mention how long he's been in the business compared to The Miz, and they very rarely mention that new talent has previous history elsewhere when the debut. And frankly, The Miz is massively over as a heel thanks to his abundance of charisma – the man can definitely cut a promo – and that is an area where Danielson himself acknowledges his weakness.
3) You forgot part of the Kong/Bubba story. Hogan appeared on Bubba's show to discuss the situation and they ragged on Kong being unprofessional, how she jumped Bubba while he wasn't looking, and how Bubba didn't want to fight back because he'd be vilified for hitting a woman. They then went on to say it was due to Kong being on the rag……that classy Hogan.
4) Oh, and Hogan apparently thinks that Abyss is the next John Cena . . . . . .word fail me.

Great Vlog, I'd rather watch you suffer through Impact than actually watch it myself. Thanks Spoony.

Good to see you supporting the people of Chile, Spoony.

I don’t know why you keep saying that this video was bad, it seemed hillarious to me.
The Spoony wrestling rants are the best thing on this site in my view.
I hope more like this will follow!

That was the Motion Picture of vlogs, it was astounding.
Like a couple of other people mentioned, it looked like you were going through the Ludovico Re-Education Technique.
All I have to say about that video (for the sake of laziness) is that you are astounding at working improv.

Keep up the good work.

Aah it is always fun to watch Vlog they are like window to your insanity.

well, i lasted 9 min in this vlog before i felt that tna is too stupid too watch.

omg this fucking hilarious, i guess your pain is others glee ^^ sorry

but anyway i had a strange idea while i was watching this…. what if someone tried to break the wrestling mold with something new, i mean like crazy over the top fighting, with actual stunt fighters and what not, crazy outfits and over the top finishers where the wrestlers yell the moves… you know kind like in fighting games. it would be funny and awesome, with only some story…

for example i know Anime isn’t your thing but there’s this wrestling one that i remember watching as a kid. i’m not sure how well it aged but the fights here are what i think when i think TOTAL NON-STOP ACTION… you know or DBZ… but yah. i think you should check it out, its called Ultimate Muscle preferably watch the unedited one, japanese if you can take it, i think you might enjoy it… and if you don’t care about story skip a few episodes in so to get past the backstory and what not
its a little silly but i think it might rub off on you the right way. make a shout out if you think this would be a good adaptation to a real show or watever in your next vlog (just like a few seconds i’d really appreciate it) if you even try out the show let alone read this

all right keep on doing what your doing ^^
-Dr. Irony Grasso

This was one of the funniest reviews of wrestling I've ever seen.

Holy F***ing Ass Crackers!!!! I can't believe I sat through that.

I could listen to you talking forever, something about the way you speak just compells me, but this wrestling stuff is kind of boring. I can still watch the whole video no problem, but it's my least favorite subject by far. It wasn't a problem at first but now it's like “Wrestling – AGAIN?”.

Great video though! :D

Ouch man at least know that for all your frustration I at least enjoyed the rant, even made it to the end!

About Chile, damn, I don't even know how to react to this stuff except just find a place to donate and be thankful for what I have.

LOL, Well with wonderfully durable wrestlers like Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Jeff Jerret, X PAC aka Chyna's loveslave, Hogan, and Ric Flair it's surprising they can contain all the Nonstop action flying around the ring

I don't know anything about Wrestling, but I find these vlogs hilarious! I never tire of these, there's just something that amuses me. It could be your breakdowns or the sarcastic (and hilarious) comments, but nevertheless, I'll never skip one of these vlogs.

Also, ninja abductions of samoan men? That needs to be elaborated, stat!

Spoony, I think you need some crazy/happy pills for ANY wrestling watching from now on. xD I do enjoy listening to Vlogs, even if it's on a subject I don't know/don't care about, becuase I like

a. having background noise while I work

b. giving you money via watching your videos

So, Vlogs allow me to do both at the same time! =D

Hello everyone, my name is Mario, im from chile and well..im quite speechless honestly. ill be honest whit you mate and i run a bit of tears but spoony thanks mate really

muchas gracias compadre, te deseo lo mejor y viva spoony experiment!
[Thanks very much mate, wish you the best and hail spoony experiment!].

Thanks Scarlett youre an angel, thanks Spoony youre a saint mate.

This whole situation with the Hogan ring would have worked if it weren't for the handcuff break and all that shit. Just inspiring him to press on and start winning matches, that would've been a better angle. But no, it ACTUALLY gives him super powers. Vince, Eric… Come on.

……….ugh…… The thing is, this sint causing me pain ,..At all! but its just so boring. Im sorry if this isnt particularly exciting but god, this is just …well Bluh

……….What?! Did Miz perform the fusion dance with HHH?

…Wh What?

Im beginning to wonder how much creative control Angle has on his character

Wow, I watched this whole thing and was thoroughly entertained throughout. It's kinda how I've felt about all wrestling for the last 8 years or so.

Okay , skipping most of the talking the show is finally over… and I have to say some parts were pretty fun to me. But as a brand I feel very bad about it. The entirety of their sell is on old talent with No respect for their own guys or their own niche.
And the sad thing is they Have a great niche, if they'd use it.

Sorry Im just venting a little, I think it has some potential. More than WCW ever did in wrestling talent, but why go back to these old geezers. We Know trying that doesnt Work!

come on guys, I can kinda understand Team 3d , I can kind of understand Flair, but why Foley?? Why Hall and Nash? Why freaking Hogan?!?!

Now this was my first Impact ever. Ive only kept up with it through friends that watch it. I mean, its not as bad as WWE-ECW but as I said this is just kind of Boring. Honestly, I kind of zoned out for a while through some parts.
Are the PPVs better? Can someone else who watched give more input?

Again, Im sorry guys . but I didnt want to just agree TNA sucks or comment Spoony's descent into insanity Lovecraftian Style. I wanted to see this for myself, and show another viewpoint on it. I really didnt intend for a lot of it to basically be parroting Spoony's comments.

but I will say, getting your mates together for Impact is probably fun, if only to MST3K it
*Lost sorcerer shuts up now*

EAT IT USA GOOOOOOOO CANADA!!!!

just curious.
anyone know what type of camera is being used for this review. what type lense ?

Your Hulk Hogan impression is impeccable!

your twitter spams are funny.

8.8 on concepcion, 8.5 on santiago (my home city)

I just watched this whole vlog, and as a lifelong wrestling I found it absolutely hilarious. I agree, TNA is just a train wreck of a promotion.

But I just wanted to say, you did watch NXT right? The WWE is using Danielson very well and his storyline with the Miz is going places. Hell, he held his own in his debut match against the world champion!

Talking about the chilean earthquake and then a show called impact. I found that funnier than i should have. Also black jokes at the beginning? What?

HORRAY im a hard core fan of spoony. btw spoony im sorry for you i never saw it but it almost hurt me to see you that sad. i dont think this review sucked. i liked it. nice job.

SpoonyOne- This was lots of fun. I watched the whole thing and found it very enjoyable. I neither know nor care anything about ProWresting (the same for gaming), but I'm a big Spoony fan and just love watching you rant and tell the story about how much you hated this TV show. It was very funny. I played it while I was cleaning up the house and ironing the laundry (listening and watching the whole time). Now, I am a bigger fan of the movie and comic book reviews, but this was really good.

Samoa Joe was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to go and rescue him?

Seriously, I love hearing you talk about wrestling. Your complete meltdown is all kinds of funny.

I watch this whole video. Spoony I really do feel sorry for you because I remember watching only five minutes of Impact and thought to myself, “God this show sucks.” And the only reason I even watch that episode (which was 3 years ago BTW.) was because Kurt Angle was just starting out there. The sad thing was that I was a big fan of his and now I couldn’t care less about him.

Hulk Lantern lol, they really have lost it.

By the way, Hogan is 56, not 62. He's no Spring chicken, but he's not quite a senior citizen.

wow, thanks Spoony for reminding me of why i stopped watching wrestling. heck even when i watched it it was only for a little while before i turned back to the main show i was watching and I didn't even see that much of Impact early on. However I think you might be able to do a better after show show whatever just to rant and vent.

That was f-ing hilarious, I completely pissed myself laughing when you started screaming about ninjas.
They had someone saying controversial crap about Haiti? That's pretty low. I admired what you said about the Chilean earthquake, and you're right about it being unimaginable to go through something like that. Props to you for your support for them :)
As for wrestling, as a Briton we don't have wrestling in the same way as you crazy Americans do. We have Pantomimes. I think that's the closest derivative.
Keep up the good work :) Even non-wrestling fans like me can enjoy you ranting about stuff.

Hi Spoony.
I usually like what you do, but this wrestling thing is getting a little repetitious.
I'm not saying that I disagree with your opinions, but aren't there other things out there far
more deserving of your attention?
And no, I'm not a wrestling fan, so this message is not in defense of it.
But it was pretty good in the 80's, though.

Nice words about the quake in Chile, by the way!

Spoony, you are a beautiful man! I love you!

Please do Monday night! It would make my life AWESOME! I don't know why but your rant is entertaining.

That shit was brilliant, pure brilliance. It would probably be more entertaining for them to put on a quality show, but hearing your take on it was possibly just as good!

Now that Hurricane Helms has been released, maybe he can come into TNA and they can start the Hulk Lantern Corp. For all that Abyss has endured over the years, he is a heck of a sport. A lesser man would have quit by now.

Yes, Jay Lethal's gimmick got old quick and I've only seen it a few times.

What about this show do they expect me to want to watch? Am I going to switch from Raw to Impact to watch Jeff Jarrett make burgers? To see poor Ric Flair and Macho Man impersonators? Do they think I care about Mr. Foley's Shiny New Suit? Samoa Joe getting kidnapped by ninjas might be interesting if someone seemed to care that one of their tops stars was kidnapped by ninjas. I feel sorry for Hall and X Pac that they are broke and a complete train wreck but I really don't want to see them anymore. If they are going to put on a semi-entertaining show, they should follow your suggestion and just put as much wrestling as possible on the show and drop all these horrible storylines.

Oh Spoony…

You just pounded the nail on the head with a 10000 ton hammer. I swear, pro wrestling used to be the best. I remembered guys actually suplexing and pounding the living shit out of each other, and even though sadly, Eddy passed on during a match, we did remember seeing these guys just giving it their all, gruelingly fighting up to be the best around. The adrenaline coursing through our veins as we saw our favorites come out and just battle and win….

Nowdays WWE has been watered down to the near homogenized dredge that is TNA IMPACT, and the matches are just totally lackluster. Even MMA, considered the best in Martial Arts entertainment, is an opinion I consider to be the most overinflated bullshit I ever heard. I'm also pretty sure that MMA's glory days are kinda past too, I did remember seeing matches back in the 1990's that were awesome. But just last week, I saw a match on Spike, and all it was, was watered down crap that just left me bored out of my mind.

Well, luckily, there's always Lucha Libre, Pro Wrestling Japan, old matches, and I play No More Heroes 1&2 just to relieve the actual excitement these shows used to have.

You should play the No More Heroes games, Spoony. You can pull off wrestling moves on your enemies and it's so satisying.

I just finished the video. I give you all the respect in the world for having to sit through that shit for other people's entertainment.

Spoony, I love you for what you do. And that you do it for us. You are the best. If I ever meet you I'm buying you a keg just for this vlog. I've sat through TNA because I'm a Sting fan….it was like…watching John Cena having a fatal four way with clones of himself….

Spoony, I will admit I watch TNA. I feel that I should: I live here in Orlando. Hell I have considered going to the tapings before (they are free you see) just to see it.

But at the same time, I slap myself for such things. It really, REALLY is bad. I watch it now BECAUSE its so insane. I just laugh my ass off the whole time.

ABYSS SMASH! I am waiting for it.

ARE YOU?

I really liked this 'live' review format thing you had going here.

You should do that with a movie sometime when you get writer's block. You could just film yourself watching the whole movie, cutting in the clips later.

Spoony, I just want to say, as a die-hard fan, (apperently since I watched this whole V-log, all the way through!) :P that I really love and appreciate you, for putting up with this…. this collective pile, of mind-numbing, intellegence raping, I-can't-even-come-up-with-enough-words-to-describe-it, piece of shit called TNA.

I could go into a huge thing about how I agree with you, on so many levels, go into the history of TNA, and give points on where they went wrong, or iddeas in what they should have changed, but such is a mute point. You don't get enough credit, for the pain you put yourself in, all for the sake of entertaining your fans! You have volumes of other things, better things, constructive things that you could be doing, instead, you spend your time making video reviews… on one of the worst wrestling organisations in the history of of the business! For this, I thank you! From the bottom of my heart, I feel you pain! I just sat through this whole review, the like, 1 1/2+ hours that it was, when I could have been doing so many other things. I feel violated, hearing whats been going on, so I can only imagine how bad you must feel, having to watch it, not once, but twice!!!

Spoony, thank you! From the bottom of my heart, and I would like to say I speak for all your die-hard fans, thank you!
thank you for taking this mound of unspeakable excrement, and making it entertaining! That takes true magic, and mastery of humor! You have a gift, and you get hurt trying to use that gift sometimes, and I can only give my condolences for the emotional raping you've endured. My only gift I can give, is my heartfelt, and un-dying appreciation for your time, your talent, and your unique craft of entertainment.

Thank you, Spoony. :)

OK, I just have to ask. X-Pac grabbed a piece of wood out of the garbage at one point. If he had set that on fire, would it be X-Pac heat?

Anyway, holy shit, I just watched 1 hour and 30 minutes of Spoony… and it honestly dragged at some points. Usually I would say your videos are total nonstop action (heh), but apparently when you hit the 95 minute mark, you might need to trim it a little more. Other than the poor pacing though, that was just great.

I can't wait for the shitstorm that's going to hit Dixie Carter's Twitter, now that you've linked it. Hopefully you get a match of this!

This was awesome. I just watched the whole thing. Please do more of these because it was entertaining. TNA wasn't that bad last year. They got rid of the main event mafia and we started seeing the young guys putting on awesome matches. We had angle vs. wolfe and aj vs. samoa joe vs. daniels. It was really looking like a bright future for TNA. Unfortunately, Hogan showed up and ruined everything. DAMN IT!!!

I actually wish they would start using the term “Hulk Lantern.” Its sheer genius. Could see 1000 funny (perhaps unintentionally so) gimmicks using that concept

The difference between Chile and Haiti is that Chile has some very strict building codes (most notably due to being hit with around 13 earthquakes since the 70s). This is why the death toll is extremely low in comparison to what it could have been. Still, even one death is one death too many.

I took a minute to take a look at my email when you started screaming at me!

“WRESTLE! WRESTLEEEE!”

*Cries*

Lol, I loved this Vlog… Spoony I loved that noise u made when u were talking about the Nasty Boys, the “EERIGGH!” noise, that was hilarious. Also, my favorite lines “WREESSSTTLEE!!”, “Call the Police!”, and “NINJAS!”

The highest earthquake I have been in was a 6 pointer here in WA…but that was about 8 years ago. But WOW, an 8 pointer. Damn…words escape me.

Anyway, I miss TNA when it was on FSN and during the internet stream days. It like since Spike TV picked it up it has been going down hill. So I stopped watching.

WOW. I'm not even a fan of TNA Impact. I'm not a fan of wrestling. I knew none of the names you were slinging around, except for Hulk Hogan. And yet this vlog was absolutely hilarious. I laughed harder at parts of this then I have in a looooooooooooooooooooong time. I actually had to pause the video after the whole “Samoa Joe ninja kidnap TV” thing because I was laughing so hard. Spoony, I want to thank you for this great vlog and apologize that I got so much enjoyment out of your pain. And I happily accept the “Official Fan” status viewing this vlog end to end has given me.

Love your stuff Spoony but I seriously have to disagree with you on the Impact bashing. Yeah the stories are crappy but the quality of the wrestling is far better IMO than what WWE offer these days. As for last weeks Impact yeah it was crappy. But the week before was a lot better. I think the formula with Impact is that every 2nd week the show will suck guaranteed. The way the Abyss story is going he is starting to sound more like the Ultimate Warrior as the weeks go on. Keep it up. How bout an old school wrestling game review?

thanks spoony you rock, here on chile the worst part of all is on the south part of the country and even now dont have comunications with that part of the country, well your video is hilarious thank god for a little of laugh, srry for my shity inglish but i want to thank you for your concideration.

Thanks
from santiago de chile
Emilio Marambio

*yawn* wrestling

I'm not even a fan of wrestling but this video was hilarious.

I think when it comes to TNA it has one major problem, one that has chain reacted into the current mess.

Now this is just me but I think the biggest source of problems comes from Jeff Jerrett. He's still a major shareholder in the company (in real life anyway :P) and he's also a big top wrestler. I think the fact that one wrester is even appearing that he's writing his own stories has opened the door for this self indulgent wank fest for the old guys. It's really all about them.

I'm not saying they all should be gone, but the old guys should be acting like Terry Funk and not like Verne Gagne. They should be Making the next generation, teaching them so they don't have to deal with the same bullshit not holding onto that little strap of gold until your ancient knuckles bleed.
They could still be payed ridiculous amounts of money but they wouldnt have to do the constant work, they could focus on making the new guys better. This Is about 'the next stage of wrestling' isn't it?

Spoony I sat and listened to the entire thing, I know your pain, lately it seems wrestling promotions have zero creativity anymore, with the wwe naming there ppv’s after fing matches and tna trying to become wcw part 2 it’s amazing that either of them still exist. I love listening to your rants though i do feel for you dude.

Spoony I feel for you, I used to enjoy watching wrestling now I watch wrestling just to get in some DS time, I miss the creativity, instead now we have WWE turning there ppv’s into match names and TNA trying to become WCW part 2 it’s ridiculous. I listened to your entire thing, why because I’m a fan of yours I love your work your rants and your let’s play your like the gaming friend I never had, I will always watch, but I feel for you.

Now I remember why I don't watch Impact. The worst episodes of Raw are GOLD compared to this crap. But what's killing me is that TNA fans are agreeing that 'TNA is gonna dominate!'. Ugh. I'm being a realist about it, but… that is not… I repeat, NOT… gonna happen. Have they noticed that WWE doesn't give two shits about TNA? TNA's trying so hard, but they aren't even on WWE's radar. TNA fans are in denial… *facepalm*

I hate…. I repeat HATE… wrestling, but I love these vlog about it.

Oddly enough, I was at Universal Studios Orlando a little over a year ago and as my friends and I were walking out of the park, a man asks us if we’d like to stay to watch a free taping of a TV show. They say sure, I decide, “Ah, whatever. I’m on vacation, even if it’s something I hate, at least I can say I went to a taping of a TV show.” What a terrible decision that was since the show being taped was indeed TNA Impact.

If Spoony thinks the amount of talking on that show is brutal, imagine being in the audience full of mouth breathers and having to wait a full 10-15 minutes in between EVERY SCENE OF SPEAKING! Not only are we forced to endure the inanity of an episode of TNA Impact, but we are forced to WAIT for said inanity while some schmuck from the company tries to keep the crowd pumped up. And oh ya, they pre-tape crowd reactions DURING THE BREAKS. The matches are shockingly quiet, as are the extended talking sequences. So while nothing is happening on stage, what I can only imagine is producer asks people to “Scream on 3″ or “Boo on 3″. I did neither.

And speaking of the crowd, the studio they film on is shockingly small. They only have bleachers around half of the ring, the other half is an empty void of what I can only imagine is sadness and despair. After trying for the past year to repress these memories, I can’t remember exactly if they have a standing crowd around the entire ring. I don’t think they did. I’m also fairly certain that a majority, if not all, of the signs are made by TNA and handed out to the crowd by staffers. I distinctly remember some people in the standing crowd being handed a sign by one of the employees.

Needless to say, I left before the end of the show. After about 40 minutes (10 of which talking, 5 of a piss-poor excuse for wrestling and 25 of being asking to cheer or boo like a dog by someone who makes far more money than I do), I had had enough. My friend and I left, my other 2 friends on that trip stayed til the end. It was another HOUR before it was finally over. God have mercy on their souls.

That was amazing! There was honestly parts of this where I had to pause because I was laughing so hard. TNA deserved every harsh word you had!

I used to watch wrestling quite a few years ago before Kane took off his mask and the last I remember was when Hogan was Mr. America… after that I lost interest. However, I watched this entire Vlog and loved all 95 minutes of it. It was so simple and your rants and freak-outs were hilarious.

I feel sort of guilty that I’m laughing at your pain, but that was win. I used to watch wrestling as a kid and I usually leave it on while on my computer and I feel for you. The whole pert with the person holding the sign saying “Hall Rules” just made me cringe.
You should make more vlogs like this, but for the sake of your mental health maybe something more enjoyable like Space Mutiny or something. I’ve been a fan for quite a long time and your commentaries/vlogs are usually the most entertaining since you have such amazing improp skills and can talk at length about anything. You are one of those people where we always want to know what you think, whether it be a movie, video game, board game, whatever.

Spoony, I have never watched TNA and thanks to you, I’ll never will.

But man, if that was an average episode of TNA, I would hate to see you after watching a bad episode.

I'm not sure you're supposed to keep on watching this show.
Of course, it's entertaining to watch you suffer. But I'm starting to be afraid for your well being.

your earlier Wrestling v-logs got me into wrestling, so f*** you for that, ha ha jk. But this has to be your one of your best v-logs to date. the points where you have to turn on your camera to shout at how “they are still fucking talking!” are hilarious. I hope to see more wrestling segments like a review of WrestleMania 26

good vlog, more wrestling vlogs for the future

“This is actually a story line.”

Thank you for the pause.
It took a moment for the stupidity to sink in.

NOW THAT I WATCH THE FULL VLOG I HAVE THE POWER OF THE SPOONY!!! WATCH OUT HULK HOGEN!!!! NEXT I'M AFTER YOU!

Awesome video Spoony, you had me crying with laughter, especially at the recap of the Samoa Joe kidnapping. Keep up the good work, I hope you post another wrestling related video soon.

“NINJAS!!!”

Oh yes, Spoony. You TOTALLY watch this shit so I don't have to–that's how I see it, anyway.

I have to say, my single biggest lol moment was the cut between “thanks, silver fox!” to you holding your head in your hands and shaking you head. I had to pause it I was laughing so hard.

Well done sir. :D

I've watched this whole thing twice now, and I can honestly say I don't regret spending the 4 hours on it. This is two hours of Spoony goodness from beginning to end. You are at your best when you're reviewing Wrestling Spoony One, it definitely shows that you, like myself, have a passion for wrestling.

I'm just surprised you didn't use any more Sheiky baby references in this one. He must've contacted you and made you HUM-BELL!! lol.

I really want to thank you Spoony for your kind words the catastrophe that struck my country. It was pretty bad as you guessed, we have an entire history of earthquakes here and, to everyone's surprise, we've been expecting this particular earthquake since the one in '85 that also struck us. '85 was nothing compared to what happened here on the dawn of saturday. No one can predict when or where shit like this it's gonna take place, the middle south of Chile, small towns were practically destroyed, people are disappeared and hundreds, so far, are dead.

I really appreciate your thoughts for us, as you noticed, you have several fans here and yeah, we enjoy the heck out of your ramblings, videos and whatever you offer us day by day. Thank you again Spoony for the entertainment you bring us your kind words, thoughts and, of course, laughs. Thanks for bringing smiles to a crestfallen country. I really appreciate it. Peace.

Spoony, I must thank you. I'm a long time wrestling fan. Literally a long time fan, like back before Wrestlemania had numbers kind of fan. I have been going regular broadcast TV for quite a while to save money. It's sad to see the state of wrestling like this. I know I get a headache when I try and watch WWE Smackdown at how bad they are, but watching you responding to TNA, man, I feel sorry for you.

Starting with the serious stuff: if you want to help Chile, the group “Doctors Without Borders” has sent a team….their website is: http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org and there is a “donate” button on the top center of the page. Specify that you want the donation to go to Chile, because the money goes whereever they need it (and they work all over the world.)

Spoony, Spoony, Spoony….TNA is a man soap opera. No more no less. They COULD do like you want and just have dudes piledrive each other at random; Hell, that's what wrestling was like in the 1950s-60s, but with stats and weight classes, so it was more like boxing than anything else. There was trash-talk and drama, but it was really simple and took no real time away from the match. All this crap that you loathe was concocted to keep people watching because people no longer find the in-ring stuff that interesting (or they would demand “fighting only” shows) and it gives the wrestlers a chance to be on screen and not actually fighting. The problem is that this concocted “drama” now takes up way too much time, but they're stuck with it because they have to fill 90+ minutes of airtime, and airtime is a hard thing to fill. I sat through the entire Vlog, and man, I've never seen you so angry! And all of it is deserved; if they balanced the wrasslin' out with the dimbulb “storyline”, it wouldn't be such a slog.

Being a Californian and having lived through a number of minor quakes I'll tell you what one's like; at first it feels like a commercial airliner is flying over, then the vibration gets faster (so you know damn well it isn't American Airlines), stuff starts moving in your house, you head for a doorway and stand under it and at this point either (a), the shaking stops, or (b), your house begins to crumble under the twisting vibrating strain of the quake. I've only gotten to part a; the huge, Godzilla monstroquake* every seismologist in the state has been predicting would be part b, which is what the Chilians have just gone through. If you want to experience a quake yourself, Spoony, go get a 30 foot trampoline and a refridgerator box. Make the box into a little house with windows and a door, and fill it with breakable objects (no glassware please.) Put the box onto the trampoline, climb into the box, and have two or three friends climb on to the trampoline. When you are ready, have them jump up and down while you cower in the box for dear life. Once the box has ripped apart or all the breakables have been smashed, stop the crew. You have now gone through a fake earthquake.
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* This quake would be 8.0 to 9.0 and would cover the length of the San Andreas Fault, which (more or less) runs along most of the cost of Southern California, and the predicton was first made somewhere in the Carter Administration or early Reagan period. Our average quakes run from 2.0 to 4.0, and last from five to twenty minutes. I don't live on the beach (in fact I live nearly thirty miles from the ocean), but I am expecting to have beachfront property once MonstroDeathQuake strikes.

Hell yeah! Or even better:

TNA – Total NINJA Action!

Im hardcore. I had this episode on tape. And I suffered watching this with you….in a sense. I watched impact to follow along with what you where suffering in the vlog. because Im hardcore and that's how I role! OMG watching impact was brutal. too much talking, not enough wrestling…..and then talking…during a wrestling match >_> ugh. and whats that “match” followed by….more talking <_<
That bit where Daffney was beat ODB leg with the broom stick was hilarious. I just love how bat shit insane Daffney is lol.
It was fun watching you lose your mind. If I had watched this w/o hearing you rip it apart. There is just no way in hell Id be able to watch it and keep my sanity….Id rather watch TF2 then watch this. And that is saying A LOT. I hate TF2 just as much as you do, and it has a longer running time then TNA dose.
It sad, the 1st match of the show….thats it, that is all the wrestling you really get to see. It pains me to think that TNA could get any worse then this.

Honestly i know nothing about about TNA or even wresteling. I used to watch back in the late 90's in HS when the Undertaker was a villan and Stephanie McMahhon wasn't a slut

hmm spooney tna rant make'um good techno remix

Hi Spoony, i'm from Chile. Thanks for trying to make us laugh down here, specially now when we need it the most. Actually, i haven't seen your video yet, but your post already made me confirm that you are a great guy, and care about your fans or the people that follow and input your show.

I've been watching you and the other guys at that guy with the glasses from over a year or two (who knows??!), and i guess this is like my first post here. I really like the way you comment and critic over games, movies and related stuff… specially PC games. I guess i'm from the same period of time that you are, so everything you say comes right into my memory and love how much irony you get out of this, with all your knowledge and experiencie that is obviously there because you have really played all of this games.

But hey! all that was something that i wanted to say long time ago… as far it goes for Chile's situation i can only say that it is bad… this quake has put the entire country into a test, a trial that nobody really espected, specially for the magnitude it got. In a coupple of weeks there is going to be a new president here running things, and he is of the opposite Party of the current president… all of this have push things slower, and lost focus into the realms problems that desperatly need solution right now.

People are really dying, but the worst is that we have come into a very severe communications problem, because the optical fiber link that goes trought Chile has broken, and this was the main communications line for the majority of Chilean basic coordination services. Also, we didn't need military troops maitaning order in the streets for over 30 years, and we were proud of it… nobody really wanted that happend, but sadly they were needed. Lack of resources in the most affected areas to the south generated riots and looting over the markets, and a danger of civilian mayhem arised.

We are a proud country, and i believe this have been understood and respected for other countries, but we weren't completely prepared… the worst has been not knowing about your family after a quake that was obviously very big, because of it's length and the lack of basic services that followed after it. The earthquake lasted for over 2 minutes, and a full minute of it felt at full strength.

I wasn't hurt nor my house got damaged, but my parents live only at like 60 kilometers from my house, and i couldn't know anything from them until the next day because everything collapsed, including transport and communications. Their apartment ended up unhabitable, and most people left the building, because nobody feels safe anymore in there. We live in Valparaiso and we didn't even have any wounded in our neighborhood. We are not that close to the quake's epicenter (Concepción), but people is still terrified.

Sadly, it will be hard that people at Concepción will be available to see your message, but i'm sure when they could it will make them feel better. We have a long way now to run in Chile, and we will give it our best.. hope the country will arise and we will be able to keep it together and continue progressing to obtain a better life quality.

Well… thanks… and good bye, will try to keep posting some more.

Pure gold! I've been burning the midnight oil coding all night, periodically stopping to watch the vlog. You keep me sane. :)

Abyss is doing everything he can to make this angle work. Props to him.

Jay Lethal vs Horace Hogan MUST happen!

Awesome Kong was let go today, so why was her being on a show before she left the company?

She was suspended for slapping the shit out of BTLS.

Why is TNA supposed to pretend that WWE doesn't exist?

AJ and Ric Flair teaming is WIN.

WHOOOOOO!!!!

They need Rowdy Roddy Piper!

Ric Flair can cut a promo about shoe laces and have it be the best thing evar.

Why the hell is an interview during a match such a big deal? All over the interwebs people are bitching about this like it's never been done. WWF used to do it a LOT. And instead now Raw just goes to commercial during their matches.

They should get Mr. T on this show to tell them to stop all the jibba jabba.

Hall and X Pac MUST STOP!!

Hate if you must, but Bischoff on the mic is entertaining.

Ninja's in a panel van is awesome.

Ken Anderson is fucking epic. Your mic idea was funny, I wouldn't mind seeing that actually.

Dog tags. Angle has dog tags.

Keep Vince Russo away from ANY belt.

I lawled at X Pacs stupid ass grey suit.

The Jeff Jarrett cooking hour. YES!

Meh, it's better than NXT.

Ric Flair will still wrestle his ass off.

I hope Abyss gets a red and yellow GL costume :D

Hogan is 56, Flair is 61.

I don't know why I watched this vlog either, but I feel your pain. :)

I enjoy TNA, but it sure as shit isn't perfect.

WCW was pretty f'n good imo, until Russo's title run. The David Arquette thing never bothered me, I thought it was funny.

I can't believe I watched that whole damn thing.

Ya know, after a semi crap day working tech support it's really comforting to see a grown man break down over wrestling. I actually relate to this because I went through the exact same motions two days ago. Not over a customer prattling on about “why does my website say '404'”, oh no, but because I finally marathon watched the anime Trinity Blood and it's haphazard ending resolved into an exact analog to Trigun as though the writers thought no one would've noticed.

This, plus my recent experience proves that enough rage in your system keeps you from dying of the brain aneurysm that obviously had twenty minutes ago.

Why does the phrase “The President has been kidnapped by the ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?” come to mind? Yeah, if your President has been kidnapped by ninjas, call the CIA. If your Samoan wrestler has been kidnapped by ninjas, call the cops!

Ninja!? Kidnap Samoa Joe!? >ahem< I wouldn't know anything about that… >ahem<

I don't know what it is about watching Spoony slip into madness and insanity that makes me giggle, but there ya go. Love the video. I used to watch wrestling when I was a younger, but lost interest around the time wcw and wwf joined together to make the wwe. After seeing one of Spoony's vids about RAW, I watched an episode. I only recognised like a third of the people who appeared in the show, and that included the host, Vince McMahon, and Bret Hart. I haven't watched any more because really it didn't re-grab my interest. Even when I was young, I knew it was fake, but at least is was entertaining then. They have no excuse for the crap they put on. The show I saw, at least they had fun with the host – who set off the fireworks and distracted the “wresters” and so on. But I digress.

To give you an answer on who would want to see this talk show disguised as a “wrastling” event… TNA Impact will actually be coming to my town in a couple weeks. I'm not the least bit excited, but my roommate has a friend who has already bought tickets to this crap. He's trying to drag my roomie along. I of course will be busy keeping an eye on Samoa Joe >ahem< I mean, tending my bonsai garden, and will not be able to attend.

Spoony, we love ya. Keep up the good work. A little insanity is a healthy thing – I think.

Thanks from Chile Spoony!!!, always glad to see your videos, I don’t watch wrestling anymore, its more like a circus right now, than other thing.

Gio

I agree – this should be done more often (obviously every week seems infeasible, and I wouldn't recommend it for Spoony's sanity, unless the site adds a paypal link to help us pay for his therapy). I haven't watched wrestling in a good few years, but I suddenly find myself enthused again – not by TNA obviously, but by Spoony's passion and belief that much better is possible. Bad wrestling needs to be made an example of, and I have never seen it so humorously treated. I'd be interested also in reviews of older wrestling, both bad and good…perhaps a special on how WWF/E got slightly shitter as Vince, Shane and Stephanie MacMahon got too much screentime in the whole MacMahon-Helmsley era…fun for a while, but again a problem of too talk as it wore on.

I listened to this entire Vlog and I don't even watch wrestling. That's the power of Spoony.

You've got to do more of your reviews like this, where it's just raw emotion and you cracking for our amusement over shitty movies/tv shows/games/comics.

I dont know if anyone else noticed, the Ninja's that kidnapped Joe, of of them dosent even enter the car again, he just walked off into the iMPACT Zone… and dosent like 2 guards stand and stop people like Mick Foley to enter?…the once who gave The Nasty Boys Pizza?…they should have done something o_O

and Joe is awsome, dont take me wrong, but he looks really weak when he first loses to a bi sexual(dont have anything against you out there!) by a Lungeblower?…the next week you get kidnapped by NINJAS!! in a truck?…and one of them head over to probaly hang with HALL!!! and X-PACS!!! in the SECRET entrance to the Impact Zone!…

Saludos Ron Damon, espero que estes bien compadre. aqui en provi las cosas parecen mas calmadas. metete al foro en la parte de earthquake on chile, estoy tratando de mantener a los chiquillos actualizados con lo que esta pasando

fuerza compadre, tenemos que estar unidos ahora, buscate en facebook mi grupo de Yo Sobrevivi al Terremoto del 2010

Spoony. I don't watch wrestling, don't like it, and have no clue about it. But.. Two hours of watching you lose your mind is AWESOME.

Why can't more Vlogs be this funny? I haven't laughed this much in a while. Thanks a million!

I just watched this again. It is epic win. Seriously.

When you said, “I could spend the rest of this review talking out of my ass, and you couldn't dominate THIS with the Nasty Boys.”

I swear I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself.

If you keep reviews like this going I think I am going to have to invest in adult diapers or something. lol

Thanks Spoony ,

VAMOS CHILE¡¡

I dunno why, i don't even like wrestling, but i find comfort and entertainment in watching your videos about it.

Un abrazo a todos los chilenos y fuerza no mas, en especial al sur. Viva Chile!

I would strongly recommend checking out indy wrestler Chuck Taylor. Very entertaining and not bad in the ring. Chuck Taylor training montage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuH4gGNb4cA scaring kids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuH4gGNb4cA and grenade time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOcjq4siu7A&feat… and because it's freaking hillarious some Chikara slow motion wrestling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhov41UQbUI&feat…

Your vlogs never get old spoony, ied watch a 14 hour vlog if you ever did one

A lot of people here are commenting that they don't watch wrestling but they find these vlogs highly amusing, so i say to you people: you have to watch TNA to truly understand just how piss poor it can be. You guys can laugh your arse off all the way threw but for us fans of wrestling from the glory days (80's and late 90's) it really is painful, maddening and rediculous and spoony captures that feeling perfectly in these vlogs which is what makes them so enjoyable.

i don't put myself threw it but it would seem spoony is drawn back constantly just to be shit on again and again. typical wrestling fan really. a sense of humour is required

Damn i miss ECW :-(

I love your vlogs! YAAAAAAY! MORE!!!!

I just had to watch this a second time, this is just too funny and awesome

That was a fucking feature length rant. THAT is pure awesome. I don't like wrestling, but you're in the right on this one, Spoony. That show sounded beyond awful. How do they expect people to take this shit seriously?

I have a few things to say.
First, I didn't watch the entire Vlog, and that's odd because I usually do. I've been checking your website for a bit more than a year now and it doesn't only entertain me but at times it helps me (doing homework I really want to ignore and get over with, when I have to stay awake for some fucking reason, just because I'm feeling a bit moody, etc). I've never posted any comments because I figured that you get enough posts already that one of mine wouldn't have much impact and you probably wouldn't read it. I preferred to stay anonymous and I've done my part by letting others know about your site.
But I felt the necessity to post to this because I wanted to thank you, in a way, for including this bit about Chile. Most people probably skipped ahead, or if they didn't they didn't really care anyways (but that's up to them and a lot of people check your videos so saying everyone in the internet lacks social conscience will be unfair to someone). I'm from Santiago, Chile. I've lived in the US since 2006, and I reside in D.C, because of my parents job. I lived through a lot of earthquakes when I was in Chile, minors and a few that scared the little girl in me. Just to tell you that it would tremble in the night and we wouldn't even bother getting up and doze off right away, and the next day at school everyone would be asking “Did anybody feel the quake or was it just me?”. But it was nothing like this, that paralyzed the country the way it did now, or in 85 or 60, and a lot of people around the world are amazed at the fact that the magnitude of the quake was times stronger than the one in Haiti and there weren't even close as many deaths. You probably already know all the reasons why we were more adept for it, or you can guess.
I've had to deal with the frustration of not being able to do more than just help as a foreigner with donations and twitters, facebook status, and shit like that, and choke to the thought of my country laying in ruins without me being able to get my hands dirty to help my people. Yet, seeing solidarity in any way possible reminds me that anything that can be done will help and that's the most important part. To help based on your capacity.

So, once again, thank you very much for including this bit of information. I would like to ask you a favor, and here you can blow me off and I won't post any type of hate or create an anti-spoony site or anything of that janx. With the level of destruction in Chile the State and local governments won't be able to provide all of the needed supplies, and won't have all of the needed resources to start the building process, and it is at this point where international aid is mostly needed. If your could remind people; if you could, maybe in a couple of weeks or days or whenever you can, make an announcement again about this, please do. In here we're doing as much as we can to be a part of the construction of the country, and I don't say help, I prefer to say cooperate.

Thank you, again! Keep up the experiment.

Paloma.

I love Spoony. He is funny and his party mania video was awesome however, he has recently done a video on the Wrestling show TNA Impact.
Spoony, I hate to say it but you know nothing about Wrestling if you think a ring giving a man confidence is the most ludicrious thing you have ever seen. WWE has in the past given us such delights as a old woman's sagging boobs, a limosine exploding, a old woman giving birth to a hand, Verne Troyer presenting Raw, Incest and the infamous Katie Vick necrophilia storyline.

TNA is a perfectly fine show, I watch it every week because unlike WWE I dont have to pay Sky god knows how much to get it. WWE is like watch a child who should know better playing with stick figures, how much wrestling do you get on Raw? I can answer that you get John Cena, there is a fresh faced wretler I would pay money to see facing Bastita for the 9th time 3 years. Why is this, because it is all politics in WWE, HHH is such a arsehole that he can't allow actual talent to rise above him. If you have never done so go listen to the Pro Wrestling Report, there are a couple of wrestlers who tell you how it is down there.
In TNA that is not the case everyone has a shot at the big time. Look at AJ Styles and his development in the last 6 months, he went from great athete with a little chrisma to one of the best in the business. Look at the Pope, as Elijah Burke he was just another ECW star here he is the most entertaining thing on Impact. Look at Desmond Wolfe, one of the best talents in wrestling, where is Bryan Danielson still farting about on NXT or ECW whatever it is now. Look at Matt Morgan, he has my interest when has WWE ever had any big man who has captured my interest. WWE has done the same shit for 5 goddamn years. I am for one sick of seeing Orton vs triple h, Batista vs cena and hbk vs taker, you know why because I was entertained by that 5 years ago and it is not more entetaining to me now. TNA actually puts on a storyline, yes I agree there in ring stuff needs to be on but people dont want the smaller superstars they want Kurt angle, flair, hogan, hall, nash, x pac, jeff jarrett and Mick foley because TNA has not had that wide of an audience even when they were putting on great in ring product. TNA has been scoring its highest rantings since Bishcoff took over, think why that is the man knows how to run a suuccessful wrestling company.
So opion as they say is subjective, so I think you are entitled to your opinion however as amn ho enjoys roh and tna, I think you need to go to a live show apparently these are good wrestling shows. I went to see TNA when it came to the UK and it was a good wrestling show.

Wow, 95 minutes, in one go. That was a mammoth Spoony session. I don't know why they don't just go all the way and make like a Mortal Combat style fantasy fighter where people just come from different dimensions and duke it out.

Who the hell are the “nasty boys” ?

I almost never watch any kind of wrestling at all. I could count the number of times I've watched a full episode of a wrestling show on one hand. The only person I had even heard of beforehand was Hulk Hogan.

I still found this absolutely hilarious. Spoony managed to communicate fully who these people were, why they were stupid, why the show was stupid, and it made me laugh. It felt like a trap. Like a D&D party wanders into this dungeon, and sees a carrot laying in a noose in the middle of the floor. And it is the worst, most poorly designed trap of all time, and the party just starts laughing hysterically. And while they're incapacitated laughing, orcs run in and slaughter everyone.

and I can't stop laughing at this. I don't know why it's so funny to see you in pain Spoony. But apparently it is.

You see Spoony, you should've listened to Dr. Insano and used that time compressor he offered you way back in your Final Fantasy 8 review. It would've helped save you the pain of watching TNA.

I want to thank you so much for your wishes to Chile
sorry, i dont speak english, but i'm big fan of your work
and like you i'm a wrestling fan
matt hardy also sends a message to chile
thanx 4 the entertainment spoony

sorry for the multiple post, but the my internet connection is having some problems since the earthquake

WARNING: OBSCENELY LONG TIRADE BELOW!

I've seen a couple of episodes of TNA recently and JESUS! Fon't get me wrong TNA fans, when you actually get to the wrestling then the show is, in my opinion, better than the WWE. But WWE still wins because the matches tend to be longer and more frequent. TNA matches need to be about twice as long and much more frequent. The matches, while short, were quite good in my opinion (and they would have been great if they were longer and the editors didn't censor out anything more violent than a kick to the face but I'll get to that later). My feelings for the rest of the show, I.E.: more than 75% of the show, can be summed up like this: “GET TO THE F***ING WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” but I'd like to point out a couple of points in particular:

1) Abyss uses the “power” of Hogans HoF ring: For crying out loud why did Hogan tell Abyss that it would give him superpowers? Couldn't he have said something more like “I've seen you wrestle. You have a lot of potential but you need to buckle down and, most importantly, believe in yourself. This is my hall of fame ring. I spent my life fighting my heart out to get this because I had faith, I believed in myself. I want you to have it, and whenever you feel down or broken or you feel like you want to give in I want you to look at this ring and remember what I told you here today. That should give you enough courage to keep on fighting.” wouldn't that have made more sense than saying it would give you the power of a wrestling god? Also why is a guy nicknamed “The Monster” such a man-childish crybaby?

2) Bischoff tries to turn Foley into some kind of business exec: Come on a blind man whose never heard of Foley can tell that he's a total slob. Why would you try to turn a guy like that into some squeaky clean business zombie? Whose idea was this?

3) Bischoff demotes Jeff Jarrett to “burger flipper”: Oh, that's nice; you're forcing the founder of TNA to flip burgers for the rest of his career for not hitting a terrified, sobbing man with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, pure class (sarcasm). Why are almost all wrestling show chairmen villains?

4) I see Mr Anderson … I just see Mr Anderson: Why is this obnoxious, loudmouthed, pain-in-the-ass of the wrestling world still allowed to wrestle?

5) Rob Terry's “match” with Anderson: Anderson spouts bullshit, Kurt Angle hits him with a chair, Terry drags him to the ring and pins him, Terry wins. As much as I like to see Ken Anderson's character get humiliated that quote on quote match might as well have just been the titantron saying “F*** you to the audience and all the viewers at home”. I haven't seen a more pointless match since the CM Punk vs Batista “match” where Batista just stood in the corner for a minute or two before walking out of the ring and getting counted out.

6) About a minute of Jarrett flipping burgers: While I could make a complaint about the briefness of this clip I'm actually grateful for that. Jeff what are you doing? You're the founder of TNA, you shouldn't have to put up with this. Put down the spatula, storm into Eric Biscoff's office and kick. his. ARSE.

Overall out of a 2 hour long show I got about 4 matches (not counting Terry vs Anderson) and about 15 – 20 minutes of wrestling tops. This isn't a wrestling show, this is a horrible parody (we're talking Friedberg and Seltzer level of parody) of soap operas with bizarre characters and a couple of good, but unacceptably short, matches to distract us from the horrible writing that most people on this site could out do even if they were stoned out of their mind on every drug in existence.

But getting back to the censorship, TNA censors just about as much as it can. If you use a weapon on someone or throw them into the guard rail or even the wall, most of the time it will be edited out because god knows we can't have excessive violence on a wrestling show. To quote Zero Punctuation: “don't hide your selling points. Hookers don't wear suits of armor.” This officially became ridiculous when a scene of AJ Styles hitting Hulk Hogan with a belt cut away to the crowd but was then shown to us in replay. So you censor out a scene of “excessive” violence before showing it to us in a replay?

Anyway this rabt has gone on long enough so I'll just finish by saying this: If you record TNA and skip through all the bull straight to the wrestling it's a pretty decent show. For about 10 minutes. Here are the things that I think could improve TNA: Replacing the writers, having longer matches, having more frequent matches and a storyline in which Mr Anderson either gets killed or becomes a mute (the character of course not Ken Anderson himself).

Sorry for the typos btw

Also I saw a night time show that wasn't censored so forget what I said about censoring violence.

Gosh, that aggravation and brain 'sploding frustration is eerily familiar. WWF from twenty years back also had similar faults on occasion. A ring is not a soapbox, it's meant for beating the living feces out of your opponent.

i totally expected to see your “ringu”-face at the end of this video…

haha wow Spoony really loses it in this vlog.

“WRESTLE, WRESTLING!” lol

“Noooo!! There's a sign in the crowd that says, Hall Rules!. Hall does not rule” This vlog is too funny.

love this wrestling vlogs, by the way thanks for the support for Chile.
I was in Santiago (the capital of Chile) during the earthquake an even thought it wasn't the epicenter, it does felt like it was the earth's end, or like godzilla trampling through your neighborhood. Fortunately i only lost a bookshelf, compared to some neighbor that was nothing.

Do you think the writers actually proof read what theyre writing or do they just play Madlibs?

Seriously. How do you get 'Kidnapped by Ninjas', 'burger flipping wrestlers', 'Mick Foleys new Suit' and 'Magic smegging Rings' into a Wrestling show and have less than 20 min of actual wrestling?

I suppose i answered my own question. With all the BS going on theres no room for the Wrestling.

Is it really so hard to put on a Wrestling promotion that is more Wrestling than Story? Sure you can string the matches along with a subplot or whatever if you really have to but seriously…do writers charge by the hour or something so you gotta get your moneys worth?

I've said for a long time that TNA would be great if it weren't for the damn booking. And I blame one man for that: Vince Russo. For someone who's been in the business for so many years, he knows jack shit about how wrestling works. It boggles my mind that this man still has a job. Seriously, Dixie Carter fired Jim Cornette in favor of this man. THEY FIRED JIM CORNETTE FOR VINCE FUCKING RUSSO!!! Anyone can say what they want about WWE, but they still run a far smoother show than TNA has under Russo's creative control. WWE's show sure as hell are bad most of the time, but they get their point across, unlike the clusterfuck that is an episode of Impact. I want TNA to succeed, I really do, there needs to be an alternative to WWE for the general audience (those that aren't aware of RoH at least). But, I'll take a bad episode of Raw over the shit that TNA's squeezing out every week.

And can we please get Bubba the Love Sponge off of my TV? No one likes or gives a shit about him.

Dude… Spoony… You torture yourself for our amusement. You need to stop watching TNA, you're gonna have a heart attack… from the stupid.

Jesus fuck, if this is a regular episode of Impact, I wonder what a bad episode of Impact would be like?

I'm not sure if my comment posted or not since my profile was having troubles a month ago, but I think WWE took notice of your comment.

The weeks before, Hulk Hogan was still in the opening crawl. In the show almost immediately following when you did this Vlog, he's replaced with the Million Dollar Man saying “EVERYONE HAS A PRICE”. Weird.

EDIT: Also, apparently TNA had to move from 9pm to 8pm so that they can least get an hour of ratings before the viewers flip over to Raw at 9. On top of that, they have an encore episode on Thursday. This seems like it's costing them more money than they're getting back with viewership. I wonder if Dixie's realizing that competing directly with Raw was a biiiiig mistake.

Damn spoony.. you have no pants on? rrrrrrrr

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I actually watched this episode when it aired. And…..I about felt the same way. I honestly couldnt make it through the entire show. And…yea I commend you man. I honestly laughed my ass off watching this. Not for your suffering, but just the fact that you had some of the same reactions I did. I think TNA should really change their name from Total Nonstop Action Wrestling to Talking Nonstop About Wrestling. That would make more fucking sense.

And, and this is just a suggestion so you can ignore it if you want. But MAYBE you can do like a monthly review about Raw, Smackdown, Impact and The Indies and how they hold up each month. Talk about the major feuds or angles. What superstars really shined. What superstars should have been sacked. The dumbest moments of the month. Etc, etc. You know, for us wrestling fans who have really nowhere to watch that kind of thing. I dont get to catch wrestling like I use to, due to work schedules being as they are, and honestly dont care too much about it right now. But I also dont get to talk to many people about it anymore so yea. Maybe this si something you'd like to do or maybe its not. Just something to throw out there.

But all in all, I enjoyed my time with the video and its nice to see someone who appreciates wrestling tearing down the idiodic aspects of the shit they try to shove down our throats everyweek with shitty booking and moronic writers. Thanks again sir and cant wait for another Spooney vid on Wrestling. Now back to the Movies and Games, always a fun time lol

I watch this to help me get to sleep. I don't know what that says about me, but I think Spoony should be flattered.

“why can't they wrestle? *sob*”

NINJAS!!! KIDNAPPING!!! TV!!!

Hilarious. I can honestly say I never watched any wrestling… ever. Before today. But I just had to see the kind of crap you were talking about. It was bad. Really bad. I… I don't even…

…

… I'm going to go cry in a corner for a little and then find a machine which can wipe the memories from my mind.

holy crap spoony, this must of been hard to sit through

My brother watches this vlog religiously, watching you rant is comedy gold spoony.

Wrestling! WRESTLING! WRESTLE!!!!!! WREESSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the funniest single moment in the history of the Spoony Experiment. I’m going to try to make that my ringtone.

NINJAS, KIDNAPPING, TV!!!!