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Spoony | Mar 4 2010 | more |

(From Dixie’s official TNA Facebook Fan Page)

Edit: The wise Lady Scarlett has informed me that Facebook automatically populates the Links sidebar with any old crap Friends slap on your wall. Which, if you ask me, is a really stupid design decision.

Anonymous

Wh-huh?
Raven613

They gonna play the vlog instead of TNA this week.
the_knez

Wait, what?… indeed. O_o
Scoobidoo112

Well this is unexpected……../waits for new developements

Thanks for keeping us updates Noah!
benbenn

Finally getting the recognition you deserve my man! :P
CountEsco

Your Vlog was linked to there..? This shit came bigger than I thought..
warman40k

Umm…yay?
CalebTheTimeTraveler

I think someone might just have a commercial sponsor….
Or a very powerful enemy…..
warman40k

Umm…okay.
Renaissance_nerd

now this is indeed getting interesting
Vargtass

Oh man, too many hookers and too much blow, I AM SEEING THINGS!!! O_O
Captain Freetime

Never before have such words pinpointed the EXACT MEANING in a picture. Some say a picture is worth 1000 words. Not here. Just the two.
CountEsco

I went there, checked it out. It's fucking real.

The shit just got real..
PatMan33

Keeps your friends close…
Renaissance_nerd

i can't believe that the link is posted there as a “come and listen to this man say how awesome we are” positive PR. The only reason i can see is to try and make an ass out of Noah or maybe to showcase how fail TNA is and needs to change.
Raven613

They're going to be planting Hulk Hogan Punch Turrets outside your front door for this.
yukovalis

Spoony… they might be asking you to help them fix their crappy wrestling show! Though they also might be enjoying your hour and a half pain.. who knows.
http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

You're misunderstanding, luv. Someone on her Facebook fan page linked to your Vlog on her wall, and it got automatically added to the Links module on the sidebar of the fan page. She didn't add it – a fan did.
Renaissance_nerd

i just figured that out as you said something Scarlett. Either way this is getting interesting.
http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

I suppose, but someone started an Anti-Dixie fan page on FB and they're trying to link it to the official TSE fan page, which I quickly removed. No one's trying to start a war here, and the conspiracy theories are getting to be a little crazy! =)

Anonymous

Scarlett come on! A war of Spoony vs TNA?!? I mean… Think about it… It would be EPIC… Imagine the team of Spoony, Linkara, Angry Joe, and uh… Uh… … Reb Brown! That would be epic!

http://twitter.com/andri202 Andri M Sigfuson

you created a time paradox!
http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

It IS a totally random design, and I wouldn't be surprised if she removes it herself pretty soon – all she'd have to do is delete the fan's comment. It'll be interesting to see if it brings some TNA fan-boys your way though! =)
Renaissance_nerd

Well Noah does have legit gripes about the show. His vlog while chaotic has some really good points.
http://www.facebook.com/jason.michael.anderson Jason Anderson

What version of FaceBook is this? I don't see any “links” sidebar anywhere.
Ashenge

PRFFFFTTT… Oh god BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mark_JPM

Spoony Vs Impact.

There can be…. ONLY ONE!
memph

HAhahahahahhHAHAHAhahaa.

This is going to end ugly…. And very funny.
http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

HA!

I think she'll finally understand why people don't watch TNA.
http://twitter.com/startiller startiller

O_o yea, I third that “wait, what?”
http://twitter.com/stuartnewsom Stuart Newsom

Wow. Can Jeff Hardy look more like an idiot in that picture? Oh, wait. The vlog's in the link. Nicely done, whomever linked it to her.

Spoony, if you need a couch to crash down in Orlando to infiltrate the Impact Zone, seeing it films down here at Universal Orlando, mine is open to ya. Just think of the hits man. Think of the hits!
They Call Me The Fizz

This will not end pretty…
Unrelented

If nothing else, this should be interesting. I still think an impact rifftrax would be awesome :).
avengingmike

That's my thought too. It'd be interesting to see if there's a traffic spike in the next few days, and where it comes from. Doesn't hurt that that VLog is about the funniest thing ever, either.
tarvok

Oh what fun this will be. well I guess if they made a better product they wouldn't have to deal with the criticism. who knows they may put Noah on the TNA writing staff so he can fix their screw ups
http://twitter.com/stuartnewsom Stuart Newsom

I can just imagine the writer's room brawls between Noah and Vince Russo. Now THERE'S great TV.
SeigneurRuei

Ain't all this facebook thing mostly automatic, like a ping-back and what's not?
tarvok

oh yeah I would pay to watch that lol
http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

The “Links” module is only for fan groups/pages. It's really misleading though – make it look like Dixie herself added that link, when it was actually a fan. Not a particularly clever one either – he linked to the comments rather than the post. :-P
http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

Like hell! If Spoony goes to Orlando, I am soooooooo coming with him. And you can give up your bed to us. But no selling the bed sheets on eBay the next day. =)

http://twitter.com/stuartnewsom Stuart Newsom

I don’t know if my girl would be totally up to giving up the bed. I guess I’ll take the sofa then.

Anonymous

Do I smell Spooning with Spoony episode 3 in the works here?

Triode

This is all just an elaborate TNA plot thread isn't it?
MrZer0

…if Impact can do multiple shows where a suit is the main focus…I don't think it would be too farfetched if this somehow gets mentioned in the show one way or another. I doubt they'll name the Spoony One on screen, probably just refer to him as a fan “being ugly” but…my god, how far will this devolve?
bloodhowl

That is so awesome! XD
thehenryspock

I just checked out her facebook page. It's pretty amazing… that really is just sitting right there staring at the world…
thehenryspock

Understand, I really can't believe wrestling exists (in the form that it does), and would be happy for it to just go away. That being said… how the hell is this grammatically incorrect trophy wife president of a wrestling organization?
maluku

This is how Wrestling starts….
Mark_JPM

If Spoony decides to make a trip down to Universal Studios Orlando, I can tell him from experience that he doesn't need plan the trip around seeing TNA. They beg people to come in and fill up their audience. Fun fact: The staffers they have trying to get you into the show don't ever mention right away that the show you'll be watching is TNA. HA!

Anyway, wait time from being asked if we wanted to watch a live TV show being filmed and actually being in the audience was 5 minutes tops! So take a vacation Spoon and Scarlette, enjoy some fun rides all day, then as the park is closing, just walk in and “enjoy” the “show”.
lostsorcerer

I can see it now , they'll have Evan Bourne dress up as 'The Spooner' and then get his ass kicked by the entire locker room…
Steelia

At the more recent update, That is one reason why I am not apart of Facebook.
lostsorcerer

I only joined myself when a friend moved off across the state for college. I dont completely get why some people get addicted.

(And so the group goes on a random tangent)
lostsorcerer

Although it does help my new blog/ future vlog despite the pain ti can be
http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastian-Proano/610127942 Sebastian Proaño

I just pictured this for Slammiversary:

Spoon vs Russo!!!

Winner takes the creative control of TNA!!!

TNA TNA TNA TNA!!!
http://twitter.com/EpicCardboard Epic Cardboard

It's fun to dream, guys, but I doubt anything big will come of this. People talk trash about TNA all the time.
hwalsh

Dude. Come on. I think claiming that TNA could set up a plot like this is giving TNA's writers a little too much credit.
sassamura

I DON'T GET IT YET. someone explains me…
hwalsh

If the Spoony one is going to pull something at TNA live let me know! I will take that day off and travel down to support him in person!!!!
PeloquinsSoul

Well its still there, she's even added a couple herself that havent been posted as wall posts or whatever. But saying that her latest update states that her son is pretty sick so probably not the best time to be saying stuff anyway really. At least shes noticed it though, unlike Bischoff who stated he would most definately take on board comments from fans, then got blasted with comments about removing the Nasty Boyz, Scott Hall etc., then went onto say they would be staying for the forseeable future. Why bother saying you'll listen then just ignore everyone? I just wish Jarrett hadnt done the dirty with Angle's lady, I honestly think Hogan coming in was a direct result of this as it left Dixie running the company for a good while whist Jarrett was taken out of the company.
lostsorcerer

Please tell me this isn't real life.
Jarrett still has stock in the company, he probably is doing the right thing by pushing himself down the ranks, trying to give others the spotlight for once. Granted he could've probably done better just saying, 'I retire' and retreat to behind the scenes work but what can you do?
If this Is real life, this is about as wrong as the Matt Hardy/Edge feuds if anyone remembers them
Renaissance_nerd

you know honestly my heart goes out to Dixie Carter if her child is sick. But this is about her job not her personal life.

i knew i smelled i giant failturd the moment i saw the old NWO crew poking their no talent noses into TNA. And while were at it my 12 year old brother can drop a leg better then Hogan could in his prime.

there has got to be some secret weapon in the TNA arsenal that we're not seeing that can contend with WWE. If there isn't man… this is gonna crash and burn so bad it's gonna be fucking great.
PeloquinsSoul

The stuff going on with Jeff at the moment is pure storyline, but when he disappeared last time it was due to the fact that he had hooked up with Karen Angle who had left Kurt but they where still married, he also moved her and Kurts kids in with him supposedly, this obviously caused issues and he was suspended. This left the company to be run by Dixie, who has no wrestling background and really just is the money behind things. Hence why I believe Hogan was brought in.
And yeah the Matt Hardy/Edge stuff was pretty bad, but the WWE has played on reeal life dramas many times, they even did with the Hardy feud last year, saying something like Matt had started the fire that burned down Jeffs house or something along those lines.
kenpei

thank you Mr. “Montague H Withnail”, Dixie can't ignore Spoony now!! I'm sure all your anime friends are super impressed!! No seriously, he's friends with Allen Schezar and Hitmoi Kanzaki and the rest of the characters from Escaflowne. Maybe I'm an asshole for saying this, but when 3/4 of your friends on facebook is made up of anime characters, I think you need to turn off the anime and go meet people. Sorry
lostsorcerer

TNA has a secret weapon, it's the original TNA guys beating the tar out of the old fogeys and Bischoff in a coup de grace and saying 'Enough of this Bullcrap! We're TNA, We're the real future of this business, and we're better than you guys Ever Were!.” And prove it. As much as Jarrett supposedly Hates Hogan, it wouldn't be too far outside imagination for the guys He groomed bring down the guys who kept him down in WCW

I can dream at least…
PeloquinsSoul

They have the x-dixision guys, but unfortunately they seem to have been lost in the mix.
http://twitter.com/EpicCardboard Epic Cardboard

At least the Matt Hardy/Edge feud produced some good matches.
kenpei

Thank you Mr. “Montague H Withnail”, Dixie can't ignore The Spoony One now!!. Now all your anime friends will be super impressed!! No seriously, he's friends with Hitomi Kanzakii and Allen Schezar and the rest of the characters from Escaflowne. I might be an asshole for saying, but when 3/4 of your friendlist is made up of anime characters, I think you need to turn off the anime, JUST for a little bit, and go meet some real people.

BTW Spoony, love your Wrestling rants, it helps to remind me why I don't watch anymore.
Sharizard

Use this to get on TNA TV, they're desperate for ratings.

Then reveal that the Spoony One is secretly an agent of Vince.
Sharizard

TNA is desperate for any angles they can find. Use this to get on TV and spread the Spoony nation TO THE WORLD.
Makoko

inb4 Spoony live on TNA.
MizuStorm

They are going to use Spoony to get ratings lol. I can see it happening, There going to talk about some random guy talking about them then everyone is going to flock and see who it is lol.
Valorin

Oh man wouldn't that be some sweet irony if they showed Spoonys vlog of him talking about them doing nothing but talking, ALL DURING a talking section… Oh my God…
Kinver

It's all part of a plan. They'll use you for TNA and every time you make a vlog about it they'll use that one too.
Ikari Warrior

Spoony's complaints, if he gets enough attention, will drive tNa to actually perform the way they're supposed to. It's not bad when you have a 5 or 10 minute promo, and then a 30+ minute match. When you have SO much story (which wasn't that good to begin with, even for a wrestling program) and so little action, it's bound to frustrate more than a few.

No one wants to start a war, but Spoony is certainly vociferous enough. It wouldn't surprise me if he got some kind of backlash from the TnA fanbase, but that's assuming that they're smart enough to use the Internet, if they actually enjoy that drivel for something other than the trainwreck that it is.
ThomasMink

I can see it now.. 'The Spoon' is going to get knocked around the ring by the Nasty Boys, and then Scott Hall and 1-2-3 Kid. Maybe followed up with a Hogan leg drop from Abyss. TNA will, of course, cut to a picture-in-picture to talk about how this all started.. then they'll all talk about it, in the ring, while he's still laying there after the beat down.
suol

You know what all this is about? Getting Spoony and all of us to keep watching TNA so we can see what happens next with this. Will they reference this incident? We'll have to watch to find out. That's how desperate this woman is.

It reminds me of Mike Adamle when he was on WWE. Paul Heyman wrote an article (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wres…) criticizing Vince's decision to keep Adamle on despite all the flubs and mishaps of his commentating. The reason? Quote from the article:

“This guy is so bad, how can anyone NOT watch the show?”

I think Dixie is using you, Spoony.
droge085

Fuck TNA. I'd like to think they'd just hire intelligent writers instead of using our man Spoony as a marketing ploy, but that probably isn't the case as these people are idiots. We'll just have to keep backing Spoony up. If Hogan can have Hulk Lanterns then Spoony can have his too…The Spoony Lantern Corpse (says the guy with a Hal Jordan avi).
droge085

I have to say now that I'm a few minutes more sober that posting the VLOG was a horrible marketing ploy. You want to the world to see that your companies product is fucking terrible? Where is the logic??
MizuStorm

TNA in the monday night war. And you know what. During the Monday night show, there having the countdown to Final Fantasy XIII, so some people will watch just for that.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5813622 Nick Tolman

Dixie didn't post that link. It was posted twice by other people who aren't TNA employees AFAIK.
droge085

That makes more sense.
lostsorcerer

why are we getting so riled up? I doubt TNA is going to do anything with Spoony. Even if they were, I think our ..discussion has probably scared a few off.

There isn't a monday night war, or at least I seriously doubt it. TNA still has a lot to do and miles to go first.
Im not sure where the idea came from that they're going to do something with Spoony was going to be taken seriously, but I think quite a bit is being lost in translation.

As I said, we need to be on our toes, but let's be sane about this.

On Impact tonight: I think they're trying a few interesting ideas, it's still bad but it's a lot more action packed this week.
lostsorcerer

*Sigh* Sorry guys, I'm really tired and irritated tonight
llimar263

Wow Spoony I think that hour and a half of suffering is paying off for you.
http://youtube.com/thewwekiller TWK of TWK Entertainment

That is awesome.
TheCynicalReaper

All I know is:

HULK HOGAN *VS* SPOONY

Dominating Monday night!
mwong04

Oh fuck now the shit really hits the fan. First it was one vs one. Then it becomes two leagues in one war. Hulk Hogan's comin for you tonight PREPARE YOURSELF SPOONY!
http://www.facebook.com/torbergson Michael Louis Szabo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Jaded_Tw…

This is for you spoony. For all that you have done!
lostsorcerer

Guys, for all D&Ders among you it's now been 2 years since the end of the Age of Gygax. A moment of silence and many rolled Nat 20s today
the_Atk

Hulk can do crap against spoony, man all you need to do spoony is walk up the stairs, when the Hulk get there just push him down, come on the guy cant get a foot out of his bed.

i already know the next ppv walker vs wheelchair, who will win enough to pay there medical bills? dun dun dun
find out at TNA's new location, your local senior's home.
the_Atk

Also, Thank you Spoony for mentioning Chile, the world is falling apart, you show your a bigger man then any one of those “super”stars that we see on TV.

Idea: Rebuild houses out Scott Hall's toothpicks??
ETank

You snuck that link in there pretty sneakily, Spoony man. The conversion has begun =)
neonfox3

i just looked at her page for verification omg hahahahaha!!
yabadoshi

hahahahaha … be careful Spoony , you are messing with some dangerous people … hahahahahhahahahahahahah
yabadoshi

Hahahahaha , be careful Spoony , you are messing with some dangerous people … hahahahahaha
Anonymous

Oh wow! I’m trying to imagine in my head Reb Brown going down to the ring and cutting a promo. How long would he take at giving some poorly scripted performance only to start shouting violently into the microphone and then running off to beat up some random dude?

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