Abyss/Hogan/Jarrett/Foley vs. Sinestro/Atrocitus/Black Hand/Ric Flair

Spoony | Apr 3 2010 | more | 
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WHATCHA GONNA DO, SINESTRO???

(Discovered by Korg Kahn)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/LewNova1082 Lewis M. Smith

    Jeez, Spoony! Looks like your crack about Hulk Lanterns had some weight to it!

  • Ghostpilot

    I just woke up from a nap. Am…am I still on Earth?

  • TrenWolfman

    I bet that Hurricane Helms is pleased by these developments.

  • Overflight

    …is…is this real life?

  • axelix

    What.

  • CPBacon

    Weaknesses: The color yellow, bodyslams. and DVDs of Mr. Nanny

  • stuntmanmac

    Oh good lord. I'd almost forgotten about this video. This was originally done as part of a running gag on The Green Lantern Corps Message Board. Here's a link to the thread:

    http://thegreenlanterncorps.com/forum/showthrea

    IIRC, the video was done as part of something Hogan was doing at the time making personalized shout out videos for a small fee or something like that.

  • bloodhowl

    Uhm…. I have no words, seriously, no words… XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/FunkyM217 Simon J. Broome

    awesome.

  • http://s12ord.smackjeeves.com Megaman0

    shouldn't he say John Stewart instead of Geoff Johns…and what about Guy Gardner…:P

  • kenori

    What.

    The.

    fuck.

  • They Call Me The Fizz

    Well considering Hogan books like Nekron, I shouldn't be surprised

  • pharaoh025

    *SKRONK*
    Haaaa!!! Beware, Hoak Hogan, for you will soon suffer the consequences of your words! I fear not your threats, Hoak Hogan, but you must know that what makes a great warrior is his beliefs and attitude, as you gaze upon the greatness that is Destrucity and the teachings of The Ultimate Warrioooor!!!

    PS: don't mind me guys!

  • Unrelented

    Ah, I had almost totally forgotten about this video. Too bad he gave that spiffy ring away…

    This was part of some live autograph website where you get your favorite b-list celeb to sign stuff on tape.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

    I think this is appropriate…

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  • pharaoh025

    “The dead will rise”

    …yeah…in more ways then one…

  • mrwednesdaynight

    Let me get this straight, Hogan can read all the lines from Santa with Muscle without much of an issue. But reading off the names of Green Lanterns, he struggles with.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruno-Miguel-Barreto-Freitas/568513794 Bruno Miguel Barreto Freitas

    Oh god…Be afraid be very afraid

  • SeiferTV

    Justice Leotards?

  • Ustramage

    Ok….this is different….

  • whiskytangofoxtrot

    Is is just fantasy?

  • http://soldierhawk.wordpress.com/ SoldierHawk

    This cracked me up, majorly. Just the fact that Hulk Hogan named all of the Green Lanterns (and throwing Geoff Johns' name in there…) was hilarious. Nice find!

  • Tron1981

    …wait, what?

  • Mewzard

    Andrew payed for that, and put it up on the boards. Nice little treat for the GLC MB and us on the GL Spotlight Podcast (Andrew, me, and others).

    I can't believe Spoony put this up, it's awesome. It's not often Hogan gives Comic fans a shout out, I'm sure.

  • NoTimeForThatCrap

    That was one of the saddest things i've ever seen in my life.

    Look at Hogan for the last 3 seconds of this video. Even HE knows this is sad beyond imagining.

  • mwong04

    In Brightest day, In fuckest Night. No one shall escape his sight. Let those who fucked up hogan's life beware my power Green Lantern's Blight? I like the GL but I just realized how redundant the DC is with Green Lantern. It's always about Hal Jordan, Kyle Rayner, John Stewart, Guy Gardner and sometimes Alan Scott

  • thedeadpool

    wow i havent seen that video in a long long time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bastian-Tavrytzky-Vasquez/1074195975 Bastian Tavrytzky Vasquez

    Omg is the Hulkiest Night
    Lest hope this lead to the Brosiest Day

    P.D: He didn't mention agent orange
    Larfleeze is gonna be piss off

  • http://twitter.com/V8_Ninja V8 Ninja

    Ahh…Comic book jokes I will never get. =P

  • axelix

    I will concede that I would so watch that if it happened.

  • AggsOfSpades

    Damn, I wish I could think of something cooler than Brightest Day, Hulkest Night. A Green Lantern aided Atomic Leg Drop would definitely be worth price of admission.

  • Bondpirate

    I'm not a comic or wrestling buff, but isn't Hulk Hogan's name basically an expy of Marvel's Hulk? If that's true wouldn't they frown on the Hulkmeister doing anything DC related?

  • droge085

    WIN.

  • warxepb

    Hogan's definitely one of the Indigo Tribe.

  • Salenstormwing

    That's nothing a few shotguns and Green Lantern rings won't fix.

  • Colme

    He's sort of an expy. When he was starting out the original Incredible Hulk TV show was really big, so his manager suggested he adapt the word 'Hulk' into his name to leech off the popularity. It worked.

  • Bondpirate

    That makes sense. Thanks for the reply.

  • TheGubbinz

    in b4 crossover with warrior comic.

  • LotusPrince

    Hulk must be REALLY hardcore if he's actually wearing a yellow shirt while fighting alongside the Green Lantern Corps.

  • rustedramblings

    Ha. I thought I just watched a vlog where you said you were “done” with wrestling… ahhh…like an abused mistress back to her dark lover…

  • CalebTheTimeTraveler

    I actually know the guy who got Hulk to say this.

    It's like my worlds are combining together!

  • Poipoi

    Dark Spoony better run, Hulk is coming for his a$$! lol

  • desertpunk23

    Spoony how can you miss the simple fact Hogan must unite with the Lanterns to defeat the Ninja Clan that kidnapped Joe…………and no I'm not kidding there going to turn Kiyoshi and Okada into Ninja's

  • Olivaw

    Man, Hulk Hogan is the BEST.

  • kevinjestermcgill

    Wanna hear something goofy…I know that Andrew guy from another message board, The Technodrome a TMNT fan board.

  • wdunn

    Oh my god…won't Hogan just die. TNA was finally getting just a little bit better and he comes in and destroy's all the progress they've made.

    I can't believe this guy. Now he's going to Destroy Green Lantern Corps….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • desertpunk23

    No need to wish the man dead……o_0

  • blackrain9000

    I do think TNA is starting to get better. Matches seem to be starting to get longer and more frequent and they're FINALLY going to end the Angle/Anderson feud (in fact they actually had a line that I actually thought was kinda funny where Anderson said “they say nice guys always finish last. In that case,thank god I'm an asshole”). It still technically sucks but not to the point that I find it frustrating. I actually managed to make it to the end of the last show without fast-forwarding through any of the segments and that's a first. I wasn't that phased by Orlando Jordan's new gimmick and I can't put all the blame on TNA because it was Jordan's idea but given that the majority of TNA's audience are kids and stupid A-holes this was not a very good move. The whole thing with RVD and Hardy teaming with Eric Young… well they should have had Hogan inform RVD and Hardy before hand.

  • blackrain9000

    No no no you got it wrong he said he was teaming up with the Lanterns (or was that the same thing as destroying them to you?)

  • blackrain9000

    Also in regards to the video regarding Samoa Joe it's very hard to say at this point but here's my interpretation: Joe's kidnappers were not torturing him, they were putting him through some sort of training and Joe promises to come back and beat AJ Styles. My guess is Pope will lose at Lockdown and then Samoa Joe will run in and beat up Styles or Joe will interfere and cost Styles the match (probably the former as I imagine Joe wants to take the championship from AJ himself).

  • http://www.facebook.com/MaSQuEdePuSTA Meurant Arthur

    Dang, are there no lows to which the Hulkster doesn't stoop?

  • hwalsh

    In madison square garden,
    On Wrestlemania night,
    No evil shall escape their sight,
    To those who worship evil's might,
    Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and the Green Lantern Corps run wild on you!?

  • wdunn

    That's the same as destroy them to me. Everything he touches he kills. Just look at TNA and his kids for perfect examples.

  • wdunn

    Okay…so…I don't wish him dead…um…I wish…I wish…he had talent? Maybe he wasn't stuck in the 80's.

  • joeshadowman

    okay that was awesome.

  • SignNinja

    I feel bad for Hogan, look how low he's gotten, to taking cash for personalized messages on youtube? That's like the celebrity version of giving handjobs in the back alley of a Sizzler….as well as hosting Family Feud. In any case, Hulkster, you were the last real American hero that we looked up to in the late 80s/early 90s, as kids we thought that you were one step away from being a super hero! Now look at you, hobbling around TNA rings with Ric Flair like two elderly men in a nursing home fighting over the last batch of pudding. You should have just left the ring for good and gone into hosting or just retired completely and lived off the royalties and retirement fund alone! Ah well, that's my rant for the day, I miss ya Hulk Hogan, just not enough to see you lower yourself to this.

  • Cthulhu07

    Hogan can't die. He's the frigging Highlander of wrestling. The Immortal Hulk Hogan….. :D

  • Arcolops

    So next we're going to see a gang of wrestlers tear up a bunch of comic books? I can't wait.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

    Don't forget WCW.

    • Anonymous

      To be fair to Hulk Hogan (now there’s something I thought I’d never say) Hogan was actually one of the people who made WCW a legitimate competitor in the Monday Night Wars. There were a lot of factors to WCWs death and Hogan may have contributed to it in the twilight years but I don’t think he killed it single-handedly.

    • Anonymous

      To be fair to Hulk Hogan (now there’s something I thought I’d never say) Hogan was actually one of the people who made WCW a legitimate competitor in the Monday Night Wars. There were a lot of factors to WCWs death and Hogan may have contributed to it in the twilight years but I don’t think he killed it single-handedly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

    Personally, I wish him a long and happy retirement. Starting right now.

  • Nephilim1977

    There's no passion in his delivery anymore.

  • infernalistgamer

    Wow. Is it bad when I'm wearing a Orange and Blue Lantern rings right as I watch this, and it's Hogan that's looking embarrassing?

  • infernalistgamer

    Is it bad that I'm watching this wearing Orange and Blue Lantern rings, and Hogan's the one embarrassing himself?

  • joluoto

    I would watch it.

  • MFlorian

    ……..what?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Millman/774036933 Andrew Millman

    oh man has TNA sank this low……..what I'm I saying OF COURSE THEY HAVE. Please Hulk you used to be cool, you used to be da man, please just stop doing this kind of stuff, don't drag a very entertaining comic series down with you.

  • zanmaru

    http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/09/hogan-hearts-poke
    This is nothing new for the hulkster.

  • laharl777

    So I herd Hulk likes Mudkipz

  • laharl777

    I just died a little inside.

  • http://twitter.com/DANfan69 Kaohe Alama-Francis

    Black Lantern Spoony better make the run-in for Sinestro, give Hogan and Abyss a chair shot and spray paint Abyss nWo style or else this angle is all for nothing!

  • Jorda75

    Di…did that just happen? Did someone put LSD in my food? Did I just have a stroke and I'm imaging all this? I'm freakin out man!

    • Anonymous

      You are freakin’ out…MAN.

  • blackrain9000

    I highly doubt that given that A) Spoony respects Abyss as a wrestler and B) Spoony HATES Scott Hall and Syxx Pac and thinks of Hogan as an arsehole.

  • Anonymous

    I highly doubt that given that A) Spoony respects Abyss as a wrestler and B) Spoony HATES Scott Hall and Syxx Pac and thinks of Hogan as an arsehole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Winter/1086353056 Joshua Winter

    kickass

  • http://authenticgeek247.blogspot.com Jonathan Toderian

    Awesome!

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