TSE Riff Theater: Captain Z-Ro, Episode 1

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Join the adventures of Captain Z-Ro, daring explorer of TIME AND SPACE!

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  • Anonymous

    This was great, I cant wait to see the next installment of Captain Z-Ro!!!! In Space….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Omnikus-Schlotter/100000373849732 Omnikus Schlotter

    Awesome. This is what TSE was meant to be in the first place, right? It's hilarious ^^.

  • quarky

    Wait, I actually finished the video and still no comments? Wow.

  • robek

    sooooooo awsome

  • bastafari

    Sorta like Journey Man 2: Buried In Time. Hey, is it just me or does Captain Z-RO look like a tougher, but still gay Vincent Price?

  • areoborg

    Man, first he stole all of his ideas from Archamedes and then he stole more ideas from the future. Old Leo didn't have an original thought in his head, did he?

  • lydius

    Man that is retro

  • LeeEnfeild

    My GOD that was boring! …Not you, Spoony, you were great. I mean the movie itself. What was it about? Teaching about DaVinci, Air Traffic Control, and how everything is better with an efficient power source? And to make it more entertaining to kids, they set it in the Fantastic Future Year, 1997? Guh. Dig up some of the Flash Gordon or Zorro serials. Those were -interesting-.

    I love how their fantastic future technology is a floating platform and one shot of a jet fighter, while the ability to travel through time on a whim doesn't make the list.

  • timstoddard

    State your favourite Doctor!

  • Captain Freetime

    Number 10! Though Eleven is starting to grow on me

  • MrZer0

    ah, they sure did love their boy sidekicks back in the day
    they're stupid stupid sidekicks

  • timstoddard

    Wow, Matt Smith is growing on you after only one full episode? I'm still with Tennant but Smith seems likable to stand, even if he does act a bit weird.

  • Oggystein

    Heh, that was almost painfully boring. Your comments were great though Spoony especially the last five minutes had me laughing like an idiot. But you missed the golden opportunity to make the Sherman and Mr. Peabody reference. Anyway, great video and great work.

  • Oggystein

    Heh, that was almost painfully boring. Your comments were great though Spoony especially the last five minutes you had me laughing like an idiot. But you did missed the golden opportunity to make the Mr. Peabody and Sherman reference.

    I think my favorite was Capt. Z-Ro telling Jet that the glider didn't work rather than smack him for being the idiot of wanting to be the first person to fly, totally screwing the Wright Bros out of their hard work, especially as Jet didn't invent the damn thing. You're right Spoony, the good ol Captain should have let Jet fall.

  • DerKork

    Nope, you're right on track, bastafari.

    (Actually, that seemingly was a pretty common appearance in the fifties for sci-fi characters. Mostly the villains, if I remember correctly.)

  • nuclearaptor

    Dammit,Spoony,stop cockteasing us with Hudson Hawk. I'd love to see you give that movie the Spoony Treatment.

  • http://twitter.com/poetsandrebels poetsandrebels

    Lovely to se another TSE Riff Theater up! Hope to see lots more of this in the future!

  • ukyo

    You are fantastic as always, Spoony

  • Foweraker

    Number 1 is my number 1.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=78205769 Derrick Gales

    Kidnapping Leonardo da Vinci, evil looking beard, and volcano lair… Captain Z-Ro is clearly the Master, not the Doctor.

  • antonekens

    Great video! A few moments when watching when I forgot it wasn't MST3k, which is why I loved it so much. As good as the best MST3k episodes, from the final seasons on the Sci-Fi channel. Loved the Space Prince reference too! I wish the RiffTrax people would try contacting you..

  • Foweraker

    Yes those platforms existed in the 50s. And they never got them to be of any use. Slow, expensive and unstable.

    Also, is it just me or does Captain Z-Ro seem to be able to predict Jeff's actions really well, almost as if this sort of thing happened all the time?

  • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

    Nr. 10.
    Although I liked Nr. 9 quite a bit, and Nr. 4 is the one I´ve seen the most episodes of.
    But if they keep going through the actors like that, they´ll soon have to make up a reason why the Doctor can reincarnate more often than other timelords.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Terrorblades Erik Olsson

    Oh please make more!
    (At first my mind went: “Z-ro you fellas better know my name man. Z-Ro!” Z-Ro Of SUC!)

    Please make more spoony! <3
    Whoop Whoop to the rest of you.

  • whiskytangofoxtrot

    So where are the other six Mona Lisas? The ones with “this is a fake” written in felt-tip pen on the canvas?

  • timstoddard

    Yeah, last time I remember Timelords have only 13 lives, with the exception of the Master who somehow finds random ways to revive himself.

    So after regeneration number 12 they'll have to think of something.

  • Salenstormwing

    This is why Child Labor Laws were created. Children were performing horrible jobs like sewing and making shoes and disrupting the time/space continuum. Like the one time Little Billy changed time killed a butterfly during the Mesozoic Era, causing Elvis & Hitler to invent the Luther Burger in their New York Apartment while they were having an argument over which was better, Krispy Kreme donuts or Bacon Hamburgers.

    Needless to say, before the time stream was repaired, this was one of the greatest creations of all time. Mmmm. Bacon Hamburger on deep-fried Krispy Kreme donuts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Ventura/548493407 Nick Ventura

    that was pretty damn awesome spoony

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucek-Chuck/100000576199993 Lucek Chuck

    19:12
    dude you know you can buy a jet pack now. http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20100308/jetpack/ and it only costs as much as 3 cars.

  • dennett316

    Oh God!!! Jet is one of those dumbass kids who wishes zinc didn't exist….really want to see the next episode
    “Marvel at the wonders of time travel as Jet finds out that cleaning the barrel of a gun with your tongue is not a wise idea!!! Witness as Captain Z-RO takes him back in time to visit with one Kurt Cobain to learn that guns are not the answer….and Courtney Love is a talentless whore!!!”

  • Salenstormwing

    Tom Baker as Dr. 4.

    Part of the reason is he was on for so long, he's the one I always remember seeing on the show. Also, he had the most awesome scarf of all time. Plus, he had some of the best escapes from the forces of evil ever. Plus, he used a yo-yo.

  • dragonqueen

    wow Jet so stupid. I wonder if this where PBS the idea for Where in time is Carmen San Diego?

  • Foweraker

    Based on how old Leonardo is here my guess is that they where made many years ago, meaning that the one we see in the episode is one of the fakes and the real one was already destroyed. The dates from these episodes (1505 for Doctor Who and 1515 for Captain Z-Ro) bare that out, although Lenardo has NOT aged well over the 10 year gap.

    What?

  • coyoterys

    That was awesome. The acting makes me think I could have been a cheesy TV star in the 50's!

  • http://bluehighwind.blogspot.com/ BlueHighwind

    So essentially this is a live action version of that Cartoon Network show “Time Squad”: an annoying little kid teams up with a grizzled authority figure to travel through and have adventures. Only one slight problem… they forgot the effeminate obsessive compulsive robot.

    Either that, or this is the American version of “Prince of Space”.

  • ciprianocms

    Wow, I had no idea Voltaire (the muscian) acted in the 50s. Great job Spoony. I hope you continue these.

  • ciprianocms

    Number 9. He was my first Doctor (Though I do remember seeing episodes of Baker on PBS on repeat at two in the morning)

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for the “Once in a Lifetime” reference, looking forward to more TSE Riff Theater.

  • http://twitter.com/kshade_hyaena Khalan Shade

    Press (X) to Jet!

  • They Call Me The Fizz

    Golly! Edu-tainment sure was terrible back in the day

    Another fine edition of TSE Riff Theater, Spoony! Michael J Nelson should be calling you up to collab on a future Rifftrax ASAP!

  • GreginTexas

    The predecessor to Mr. Peabody and Sherman.

  • shinea_iggy

    ahahahaha…that was hilarious…no child left behind my ass!!! (wait, that came out wierd)…

  • anarchyfever

    I've watched a few of the first doctor who, you can get addicted to watching him bring a team of idiots from the 1950s and then watch them get killed, he just kinda leads them into danger.

  • http://www.facebook.com/wizardofxenia Andrew Michael Brown

    Great stuff!

  • wdunn

    “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one” LOL!!! Classic Spoony.

  • aguyfromspain

    ROFL!! I can't wait for the next one… and the second part of the FFX review you promised. I'm sending now my mind control rays

  • claim44

    Great video, spoony one ! It feels just like a good old MST3K episode, but with today's humor thrown in by our official funniest man alive . Also, good find for the movie, i hope we will see more of captain Z RO, it's so easy to make fun of time traveling ^^
    And who knows, maybe we'll finally see Tetro !

  • CPBacon

    “As you can see Mr. DaVinci, our modern “rocket ship” technology is also shaped like a wiener, something I'm sure you'd especially get a kick out of.”

  • frood

    Wow just read the wiki of this. Apparently Jet gets sent back in time to make sure the Magna Carta gets signed. Really?

    Is this some reverse psychology tactic by Captain Z-ro to make Jet piss off historical figures to such a degree they would agree to anything just as long as they can finish up early and proced to slap seven shades of crap out of Jet. It would work for me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Murray/641087842 Andrew Murray

    Captain Zero Space Phycologist

  • groskino

    awesome good show. not only a hommage to MST3K, your riff theather is standing on its own two feets.

    SCIENCE

  • TheRandomOne

    Woohoo! Assassins Creed 2 was one of my all time favorite games and its sweet to finnaly see Spoony recognize its glory! The flying part was pretty awesome, although to bad it was really only for that one mission. >:D

  • Cthulhu07

    I wouldn't even trust Jet to buy me a carton of milk, let alone having him travel back through time to oversee such an important occasion as the signing of Magna Carta. This Captain Z-ro…. not the brightest fellow in the universe…

  • Kevin_Holsinger

    Good afternoon Spoony and fellow Spooners.

    So does anybody know of an instance where a Universal Translator DIDN'T make your lips move in the language you were being translated into? If someone spoke to me in Japanese, and I had one of these devices, the words I'd hear would be in English. But the guy would STILL BE SPEAKING JAPANESE, and his lips should move accordingly.

    But between this video, Star Trek, Farscape, and The Last Starfighter, Universal Translators also seem to have functions that make your lips move differently. No idea how, though. Must be SCIENCE!

  • Cthulhu07

    Where's Dr. Insano when you need him. He would know the answer to this for sure.

  • alfredmordeir

    It doesn't really matter. We all know that da Vinci stole all of his ideas from the Atlantians when he was in the Delta Knights

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Millman/774036933 Andrew Millman

    they really dont make shows like this anymore do they…….maybe for the best. Captain Z-Ro had some freaky facial hair, either they were glued on or draw on with a thick pen.

    Very enjoyable on a show that would have been dull and lifeless without this riff

  • Sokka47

    I did a one of these MST3K sorta things for a school project recently. The theater chroma-key was alright (though I could only do a one minute loop for instead of the live one they used to do) but I'm just not that funny. So it was a technical success but if I had The Spoony One writing it…..

  • http://twitter.com/iaro Isobel Allegra

    Man, this serial's like a bad fanfiction! Though the Spoony One usually knocks Doctor Who, I was glad to see the numerous refs! More please, sir!

  • JALAPENOWAYNE

    Golly, Spoony that was swell as well as a million other 50's/early 60's outdated words. I love the fact that Leonardo just accepts this all as a dream and that he's the most imaginative person to ever exist.

  • http://twitter.com/WackoMedia Wacko

    This is a big deal Noah, you've riffed a whole movie and I know you've been meaning to do this for 10 years. I loved it!

  • RoryBinks

    Really good Noah, your riffs are always good so it's nice to see you apply it to what it was originally supposed to be. Almost glad its just you and not burton though, he's only had a Robot Voice and Kevin Spacey so i'm thankful he didn't open his mouth…

    Rory.

  • BluJay

    As a doctor who fan I do enjoy the references

  • http://cassave.deviantart.com/ Cassavius

    10:49 Historians agree that Da Vinci was most likely gay….so the hydraulics pump did get him guys…so why is he whining then?

  • capthavic

    Or rather the least imaginitive person considering this is a 50/60's sci-fi picture

    also gotta love that epic “hanging from a high ledge” I mean there was no way they could have been just laying down in front of a crappy picture and had someone pull the wings off to the side instead of falling straight down XD

  • rustedramblings

    This is the first I've ever seen of this ridiculous show. I thoroughly enjoy how Jet's diction and tonality are that of Leave it to Beaver, even though he exists centuries in the future. Do the sci-fi characters of today's movies speak with such a dated voice, as well? I suppose our grandchildren will let us know.

    Noah, you really ought to construct a small silhouette of yourself in your computer chair for the bottom of the screen. I know that would be a blatant parody, but it would also be a pretty amusing addition to these already well done riffs.

    • Anonymous

      You forget, though. This takes place at some point in the 20th century, as stated in the dialogue. So he actually exists at least a decade in the past. Which makes him even more out of place awesome. “Golly! I wish I could fly! Golly! I wish I wasn’t hanging off the ledge! Golly! I hope Captain Z-Ro doesn’t take me out back to the woodshed and put a bullet between my eyes for being such a total waste of human intelligence. Golly!”

  • Tai_MT

    Huh… A low-budget version of Doctor Who… Without the interesting characters or set design.

    Well, still. Glad you riffed on this. Maybe you should riff on some of the early Doctor Who stuff as well? The black and whites mayhaps? Some of it is pretty silly.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deacon-Hagan/100002190854170 Deacon Hagan

      this came out 7 yrs before Doctor Who.

      • Tai_MT

        Did it? With the same film quality/set design, it’s hard to tell. Then again, I watch movies purely for entertainment and not to wiki them.
        However, I must ask one question… Does it really matter? In the scheme of things, does it matter which of them came first? I’ve seen Doctor Who, I haven’t seen Captain Z-Ro. I relate what happened in the video to Doctor Who since I’ve seen a few of the Black and White episodes from when it first came out. I relate them because they are similar. I relate them because obviously one is more famous than the other. I relate them because I’m obviously not of age to have been alive when Captain Z-Ro first showed up.
        Must I do research on EVERY statement I make? Especially when I made no comment as to which actually came first? My comment was simply that this was a low budget version of Doctor Who without interesting characters/set design. It doesn’t mean it ripped off Doctor Who you silly person. It means that it is what I said it is. Basically the same thing. Similar in content/plot. Does it really matter which came first? Is that really relevant to my statement in the slightest?
        Look, I’m glad you have the powers of wikipedia and search engines in your hands… But shouldn’t you honestly be doing something else with your time instead of attempting to troll a comment over 2 years old? Just sayin’…

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deacon-Hagan/100002190854170 Deacon Hagan

          See you think time is lingerer, but really i’s a big ball of timey whimy….stuf.
          I wasn’t trolling just making converstion……jerk.

          • Tai_MT

            Doesn’t sound like it. Sounds like you were trying to tell me that my initial post what somewhat invalid because Captain Z-Ro was out several years before Doctor Who. Didn’t really look or sound like conversation.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    i love these old movies of “look how awesome the human race is”

    spoony just makes it that much better.

  • http://twitter.com/DANfan69 Kaohe Alama-Francis

    Wow, this is probably the first riff from Spoony that actually did feel like an MST3K clone (Which was the original intent of the Experiment to begin with) and it was great! Captain Z-Ro must be his namesake cause apparently he's too stupid to notice that his kid sidekick Jet has ADD and literally wants to kill himself in the name of being famous.

    LOL for the Yor: Hunter from the Future joke.

  • novaargh

    Hey Noah,

    i know you're a fan of MST3TK
    but dude, this s not your strong suit,
    do the 'let's play's like SWAT, of final fantasy, those are freakin' entertaining as all hell,
    you are you there, and comes much more naturally
    even the wrestling rants where more fun to watch becouse you where ranting about shit you dislike

    this is out your comportzone, it seems
    and the comments you to in those silly voices they come over forced and unatural, and even agravating
    your voice doesnt come over posetively, your no joel, crow or tom servo.

    in this case it's no movie sign sorry to say, because your other stuf really is entertaining..
    but that's becouase it's your stuff i suppose, this is just a second hand MST3TK

    • Anonymous

      You are so wrong, it hurts to even think how much.

      I laughed all the way through this, and I don’t laugh at much. You’re clearly just a negative jackass with no sense of humor, and applying your own jaded bitterness to Spoony’s work here.

      This was masterfully done, and you’re just being negative for the sake of being negative. Just because you’re too jaded and bitter to find it funny, in no way, means that it actually wasn’t. If you didn’t get it, that’s your problem. Don’t apply your worthless self-centered standards to his talent, and pretend to act like your elitist entitlement issues makes for a good point. it doesn’t.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

    Captain Z-ro seems like a name for some kind of comedy, you know, a play on words between hero and zero, this guys IS a Z-ro…

  • billob

    12 miles per second X 60 = 760 Miles per minute X 60 = 43,200 MPH.
    Mean distance to mars = 141,672,632 miles

    141,672,632miles/43,200mph = 3279.459074074074 hours/24 = 136.6441280864198 Days to travel from Earth to Mars at a speed of 12 miles per second, when the distance between the two planets is at its mean distance. That is not 11 years dammit!

    • Adell

      lol I was just about to do this before I saw your comment

  • simoneer

    You can tell Spoony is a fan of MST3K. And I love it.

  • http://twitter.com/V8_Ninja V8 Ninja

    Unsatisfying for The Spoony One. Or maybe I'm just not used to MST3K commentaries, I don't know.

  • RHCZ

    Fucking hilarious.

  • cronambs

    kindof reminds me of Journeyman 2 in a stupid way lol

  • ShadowNature

    Dude, it's just a joke.

  • Daniel Pevin

    Damn, Spoony this shit fucking sucks. Snap out of it already.

  • ShadowNature

    Dude you're aloud to have your own opinion, that's fine, but at least be civil and try to not act like a dick when you express that opinion.

  • spoonchao999

    What's that Jet? You want to see Leonardo Da Vinci? Okay, let me tell the crew to get back to their stations as we all go out of our way to please you. I'll gladly waste energy and manpower for you! Not to mention risk our lives using a dangerous technology that doen't make sense when I explain it (how do you grab someone's electromagnetic impulse from across time and bring it into your time?), but if you want to see a stupid batsuit, than gosh darnit, you get to see a stupid batsuit. In the meantime i'll show Leo inventions of our time while he amazingly keeps his cool dispite traveling in time! Aaaaaah… the 50's. We invent a couple of things, so now we can do anything in 50 years.

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    It all comes back to Yor; except it would have been “Ator”. Ator had the hanglider, not Yor.

  • billob

    No shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Hill/1495231329 Matthew Hill

    I kept hoping for a Wings reference with Z-Ro shouting “JET!”
    also, was Da Vinci captured by Bowser? what's with the giant studded walls?

  • TheFeydakin

    KANE LIVES IN DEATH!

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    I loved your Doctor Who Theme noises. This one was great Noah. I like your Riffing.

  • TheFeydakin

    KANE LIVES IN DEATH!

  • LotusPrince

    I love how Leonardo is totally cool with being called “Mr. Da Vinci,” even though “da Vinci” only means “from Vinci” – as in, from the town of Vinci. Every single person who lived in that place is “da Vinci.”

    Also, the Mona Lisa looked considerably bigger in this movie than it does in real life.

    Spoony, your commentary is hilarious, as usual. I got a particular kick out of “…yeah, and space. Keep up, old man.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Patrick-MacIntyre/726213185 Justin Patrick MacIntyre

    I friggin love when spoony does these types of mock reviews, they make me laugh

  • J_Alfred

    Daaaaaaaaaaamn, that is the smoothest pimp-daddy of a time traveler I've ever seen! With his good looks and his time machine, he could do enough chicks to be the ancestor to half the planet!

    Anyways, nice job, Spoony. I'm actually hoping to see another riff of this show, just another episode.

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad Zak Mahmud

    Captain zero's face inspired the V for vendetta masks “hurr”

  • rudy023

    Captain Z-Ro and Robin, or Speedy,… whatever the hell the kid's name was, reminded me of Gary & Ace a little bit. & it was nice to see Leonardo, but this thing really could have used Michaelangelo, Raphael, & Donatello!

  • rudy023

    Maybe you need to listen to the line in the MST3K theme song “and repeat to yourself it's just a show. I should really just relax.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joe-Ottoson/100000693361189 Joe Ottoson

    Angry Joe in an alternate reality?

  • lastsigma

    The 20th century!? They really figured we would be casually time traveling and exploring space in 40 years?

    You do realize that you've got to do a review of Hudson Hawk right?

  • thatdoucheandrew

    An old public domain show? Do I smell a Spoony dvd? And screw all you haters, this was funny!

  • joluoto

    All Doctor Who is really silly. It's a very silly show.

  • warxepb

    If Spoony made these into full-blown Rifftrax, I know I wouldn't be the only one to buy them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Georg-Veramme/719603017 Georg Veramme

    David Tennant can suck it, Roy Steffens is AWESOME!

    Love this new series man,had me laughing all the way through, keep it up!

  • superduperdude

    nice job spoony,
    these riffs of yours are hilarious

  • billob

    I am relaxed. I was bored and felt like doing the math. I really don't care, I just decided to give a hard time about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mishstein Mish Stein

    Awesome Great Riff

  • EvilBloodGnome

    Spoony should try to guest riff with Rifftrax. Not like TGWTG isn't affiliated with them or anything >.>

  • leszekpietrzak

    Awesome :-D

  • bbqplatypus

    Doctor Who…the hell cares?

  • cronambs

    DAMN RIGHT

  • imagoth2004

    ROFLMAO! Love the Doctor Who jokes. I was hoping I'd hear one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nordberggi Olli Nordling

    Now this is the stuff you do best. None of that Insano blabber just good old sarcastic Spoony! Nice one!

  • Bondpirate

    The only way Jet could earn a 'Darwin Award' faster, is if he beamed into a choose your own adventure book.

    Also, as an aside to the most likely late Mr. Steffens (and every other writer of shows aimed at children should really listen up as this can pertain to you too), as Spoony explained recently, exposition is a very critical part of any narrative. You have chosen 'Jet' (I am using quotes since this is probably a nickname and I do not believe any self respecting mother would name their child this.) as your conduit for this, as well as the character of the (most likely if it had one) male audience has to identify too. I applaud this move instead of other droll avenues you could have taken with the scripting or casting. However, I must suggest that the character be retooled to either be naive or ignorant to promote the shows cohesion. Not to have him be so stupid that he would become smarter by eating lead paint. I have read plenty of books predating science-fiction, giving examples of children capable of wit, daring and cognition. You have no excuse as both the creator and, quote unquote, star of this program. I will not allow any blame be shifted to the producer Kathleen K. Rawlings (also known as 2KR in her jazzercizing circle), as she is the grandmother of the talented J.K. Rowling and therefore exempt of any contempt. And don't be sassing me about how their names are only phonetically the same, she must be her grandmother so my lackluster comment has enough oomph to gain me likes. Regardless, the reason is somewhere in my imagination. I'll look later. I only pointed this out so that you could learn from your mistakes and if you continue writing, to learn from this.

    But with that said I would like to thank you for creating it as it were. So that one day in the real future our “Spoony Bastard” could Riff you a new one. Thank You.

  • LobotomyKing

    Captain_Z-ro_Explorer_of_BABYSITTING
    Captain_Z-ro_Explorer_of_the_RETARD_ROUNDUP
    Huh……_they_couldve_blindfired_a_machinegun_at_leo_and_this_would_be_15minutes_shorter
    “yes_Mr._Divinci_crap_ur_pants_in_awe_at_ur_own_invention”

  • Drach

    lol, Thanks for the laughs, Noah.
    I wouldn't mind seeing more of these, like perhaps Flash Gordon, or another serial that inspired Indiana Jones.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1143553858 Paul McKenzie

    Although clearly the episode sucked-your commentary made it enjoyable, to the extent that i would like to see more of them. Well done on making something rubbish half decent-also how badly did that kid need a slap for being so stupid?

  • Jono666

    HEY SPOONY! I'm an AVGN fan who stumbled on your site some time ago now. Since that time I've watched all your videos. I feel so close to you now that It feels like we're friends, in a weird disturbing way I guess. I just wanted to tell you that unlike your recent wrestling stuff which I find really boring (sorry), this is definitely WIN! your witty sarcastic comments are awesome and they make me laugh REEAAAL goood. 1950's videos like this are pure gold to riff on too. Keep it up buddy!

    btw, looking forward to seeing some of those board games you were talking about a few videos back, and maybe if I'm lucky, you'll do another “let's play” sometime soon :D goodbye for now, and take care.

    Jono-666- Toronto Ontario Canada

  • thehenryspock

    Awesome. And more enjoyable than anything on tv now.

  • Raventail

    Very funny. I can't wait to see more.

  • http://twitter.com/embryonicboy Gary Curtis

    And he didn't mention those evil communists once! Amazing!

  • TheFeydakin

    Even Shi Halud dissaproves of this television, movie, thing…

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/f16134 f16134

    Here is Captain Z-Ro, NAU plain zero!

  • http://www.facebook.com/emran.ismail Emran Qadir Ismail

    I love the Assassin's Creed 2 reference

    I wonder what Noah thinks about that game?

  • Dasyati

    Tetro, I'm gonna have to put you on hold! Stand by to stand by!

  • graylord

    ….MST3K anyone?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcus-Lundgren/642791648 Marcus Lundgren

    I wish DVD commentaries would be this good!
    Or they could make it obligatory to include a sarcastic commentary alongside the real one.

    When I become a director and make my first film, I’ll invite you to do the honors, sir.
    I’d think it was great if someone recorded a “take the piss-commentary” for a film I’d made.
    A bit like the critics’ commentaries for the Matrix films.

    Speaking of which, Spoony did a Matrix commentary a long time ago which was merciless!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Treima Jimi Alexander

    Wow, this is like a bad version of that one cartoon with Peabody and Sherman, which itself was rather boring.

  • warriorwhacko

    Ah Z-Ro! My hero! How wonderful you are. How stupid jet is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=783303108 facebook-783303108

    You know I decided to watch this because I love everything you do but holy crap! I have not laughed so much since MST3K! Very funny! PLEASE do more of these!

  • KaitBunny

    Is there anyone here other than me who is mentally drawing comparisons between Captain Z-Ro and Bunny Breckenridge in 'Plan 9'? It's like they're the same guy.

    The same FABULOUS guy.

  • KaitBunny

    Mein Gott, I remember that show. I'm not even that old and I remember it! WTH happened to Saturday morning cartoons?

  • http://www.facebook.com/nerdyframes10000 Nerdy Frames

    Lovely and it made me laugh

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zap-Rowsdower/100000068402682 Zap Rowsdower

    Would it be wrong of me to have hoped that Jet would spread his wings to take glorious flight….

    /only to end up as street pizza…
    //enjoyed the riff and let there be more.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Pannone/100000671220606 Tom Pannone

    “This isn't flying, this is falling! With style!”
    -Buzz Lightyear

  • notyoursavior78

    “I've got 99 problems, but a bitch isn't one.”

    LOL that line was awesome. For some reason this made me want to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle & Friends. I didn't expect these guys to actually go “back in time” using a way back machine. Anyways great commentary as usual.

  • notyoursavior78

    Well I'm a olde time wrestling fan. I don't keep up on any current stuff anymore, but I found his wrestling stuff hilarious. You would probably have had to watch some wrestling before and liked it at one point to really get it though. Anyways it's cool to see new fans. Take it easy.

  • Strelnikov

    Cap'n. Z-Ro looks like a bad Angry Joe Vargas impression….the sets and models look like a chintzy version of those “Rocky Jones” movies MST3K riffed to death, and that's interesting because both Z-Ro and Jones were kiddie TV shows from the 1950s.

  • forkexperience

    Mario Sonic olympic games x 10:

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525147

  • StealthKnight

    1:01- Are they trying to give the audience seizures with the constant flashing Captain Z-ro
    1:15- Where on earth is this place?
    3:42- Your work for the hero and fight bad guys, How famous do you want to be?
    4:59- “TELL ME!”. You don't have to get in his face.
    5:15- It was successful but they got themselves killed foolishly.
    6:20- We couldn't possibly screw up the space time continuum this way.
    12:18- Lets violate the space time continuum, Jet. Even though he will invent this eventually.
    12:58- zing? What kind of finishing word is that?. Energize.
    15:02- Leave it to Jet, The sequel to leave it to beaver.
    16:48- Just like when Albert Einstein kills Hitler when he was going to art school. It screwed things up even more.
    17:38- Petroleum limitless?! It's a user controlled source that has limited amount of storage.
    19:12- They also had them in Russia too. They were regarded as impractical so they stopped working on them.http://www.damninteresting.com/hovering-in-history. Here's a flying hovercraft. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCf-gJKEgm8.
    25:12- Man, Jet really is stupid. There probably is a reason why people don't fly with wings. Not to mention the violated the continuum by losing the wings.

    Do you have any more episodes to show us? where did you get them?

  • notyoursavior78

    I used to hear that damn Talking Heads song all the time at work I was so sick of it, but when Spoony cited a couple of lines from it I burst out laughing so loud. Leonardo actually makes me kinda sad, but Spoony's commentary cheers me up and makes me laugh. I had to comment one more time about that.

  • joeengland

    Y'know, I have to say, as ridiculous and outdated and twee as that whole thing was, you could tell they sort of had their hearts in the right place. Captain Z-Ro actually comes off as a fairly wise fellow, and the plight of Leonardo is actually compelling. There's certainly plenty to make fun of, but it's not, say… Uwe Boll bad. It's Ed Wood bad. Which is far less malicious.

  • http://timeagentavril.deviantart.com/ Rhianna. But call me Vamp

    haha, what a rip-off. I can see a billion and one things that are wrong with that show, and a billion and two things that Doctor Who could do way better. For starters he wouldn't rip the whole of the time/space continuum apart just to tell a guy he's gonna be famous when he's dead. Secondly, he wouldn't have a companion who would be willing to throw himself off of a tower to get famous. Thirdly, he has style.
    Fourthly, this was realy funny XD I burst out laughing when you sung the Doctor Who theme tune :D

  • godzillaexpert

    Jet is a Dumb Ass You forgot about that!

  • http://timeagentavril.deviantart.com/ Rhianna. But call me Vamp

    Yush, which is precisely why The Doctor would never choose him.

  • godzillaexpert

    Unless if it was a dare or Disney

  • http://timeagentavril.deviantart.com/ Rhianna. But call me Vamp

    OMG U HAVE ATLAS IN YOUR ICON *fangirl moment over*
    1) The Doctor would NEVER take someone who was likely to kill themselves, just because he was dared to.
    2) Disney doesn't count coz Disney sucks big time.

  • godzillaexpert

    Or If it was one of the Dreams the DreamLord put them in

  • http://timeagentavril.deviantart.com/ Rhianna. But call me Vamp

    *coughs* are you actually DEFENDING this?! Call yourself a Whovian?

  • godzillaexpert

    naw! I just like messing with ya!

    PS
    I am a Whovian! I hate it when people compare it with TWILIGHT! I'll kill them!!

  • godzillaexpert

    CAPTAIN Z-ROOOOO *thunder clash*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Allison-Hanna/1460142119 Allison Hanna

    Spoony, Jet jumping off the top of that building with the flying machine seriously called for you to sing, “Yor's world, he's the man, Yor's world, he's the man…”

  • http://tuulensisko.livejournal.com/ Tuul

    Whoah, that Mona Lisa was huge.

    Damn these old shows are so cute. And stupid.

  • http://twitter.com/Nemui_Kabotto Nemui_Kabotto

    This reminds me of of the episode of Star Trek Voyager when the holographic Da Vinci goes to the alien planet with the mobile emitter, according to wikipedia that was episode 79 titled Concerning Flight.

  • http://twitter.com/Nemui_Kabotto Nemui_Kabotto

    “For starters he wouldn't rip the whole of the time/space continuum apart just to tell a guy he's gonna be famous when he's dead.”

    umm Episode 210 “Vincent and the Doctor”

    “The Doctor offers to show Vincent something, and takes him in the TARDIS back to Musée d'Orsay in 2010. There, the Doctor initiates a discussion with an art historian, Dr. Black, within earshot of Vincent; Dr. Black gushes about Vincent's work, referring to him as “the greatest painter of them all”. Overjoyed at hearing this, Vincent hugs Dr. Black and kisses his cheeks in gratitude.” – Wikipedia

  • http://timeagentavril.deviantart.com/ Rhianna. But call me Vamp

    XD I know XD That episode came on a week or two after I posted that XD Oh, Stephen Moffat, how could you?

  • 13secondspastmidnight

    Maybe they believed in the concept of a stable time loop where causality is self-determined as a perpetuated certainty?

    … they didn't, did they?

    Well, that's one planet whose time and space is now completely fucked, whose next? (I bet Q was sitting somewhere taking notes).

    • Anonymous

      wat

  • Anonymous

    Maybe they believed in the concept of a stable time loop where causality is self-determined as a perpetuated certainty?

    … they didn’t, did they?

    Well, that’s one planet whose time and space is now completely fucked, whose next? (I bet Q was sitting somewhere taking notes).

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    How does Da VInci suddenly speak english after being in the future… I mean, they used the some sort of technobabble device to translate the video to english and now he just talks english naturally.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    How does Da VInci suddenly speak english after being in the future… I mean, they used the some sort of technobabble device to translate the video to english and now he just talks english naturally.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    How does Da VInci suddenly speak english after being in the future… I mean, they used the some sort of technobabble device to translate the video to english and now he just talks english naturally.

  • Anonymous

    People like Jet are the reason there are safety warnings on McDonald’s coffee.

  • Anonymous

    if that time machine really existed we could really do The Deadliest Warrior tv show WITH SCIENCE!

  • Anonymous

    That 10 barrell gun looks like something Reb Brown would fire on the cover of some stupid movie

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    Ah, back in the days when space scientists could just induct young boys off the street to take part in their narcissistic hero fantasies, whisking them away to some secret location and expecting them to faithfully perform the tasks delegated to an MiT Graduate NASA orbital traffic controller, without giving in to the temptation to hit the history eraser button or realize what a laughable farce their boss’s “science” is and question the idiocy of wearing his initials on every article of clothing he wears around the same time the kid discovers the joys of masturbation.

  • Anonymous

     Four ciggarate burns right at the end!  What is up with this film?

  • Anonymous

     Four ciggarate burns right at the end!  What is up with this film?

  • Anonymous

     Four ciggarate burns right at the end!  What is up with this film?

  • Grim 2.0

    ummm… is time travel really invented before we landed on another planet

  • Anonymous

    You should do more episodes of this. Or Riff something similar. This is gold.

  • Anonymous

    The “help!” (flying platform scene) cracked me up more than anything else in this video. Perfectly timed.

  • Anonymous

    Yes… the famous painting, Mona Lisa, which in real life is like five times smaller… They just keep getting it wrong in all the TV shows and comics, has nobody actually SEEN the real thing? (Except me because I’VE obviously been to the Louvre, duh. *puts on snob glasses™ and sips some expensive French wine*)

    • http://twitter.com/Arella18 Rebecca Wright

       Actually the Mona Lisa used to be alot larger than it currently is there was alot more background. The painting after switching hands so much was cut down to the size it is today. it also had more of her dress. Take an actual art class and learn more about one of the most famous paintings in the world. Just going to see it in person however you’re right that’s still just a blown up version of the modern Mona Lisa.

  • Christopher Smith

    Starring Angry Joe as Captain Z-Ro

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UUVRJJ2CEGRLGP5GCH2RC7HJAU J.

    That kid looks like a chunky That Werewolf Guy From Twilight.

  • http://twitter.com/Das_Bass Das_Bass

    No snake Eater joke with the flying platforms? =[

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